The Northernlion Live Super Show! [November 15th, 2017]

[@TofuRabbit]

"Is this Spain or Turkey?" "It's Spain you _fucking idiot_ " Austin is the hero we've always needed.

[@Nassifeh]

You would think that all of this Geoguessr would kind of flow through into the rest of their lives, but despite having just been reminded that Spain existed, we get the "wait is Martin Sheen a Mexican".

[@MegaTyler93]

That's why I like Austin sometimes because he calls NL on his fucking dumb bullshit.

[@crimsintv]

holy shit it's dave the rocket jumping master

[@Freedomlover420]

45:01

[@htaed23]

Yea I was looking up lethal bear attacks too and there was one about a man who challenged one to a rap battle and just got wrecked.

[@bubblewraposaurusrex1866]

Infinity upvotes

[@ConRayArt]

OMEGEVOTTE

[@alphazak]

prayers up for Rob 1945-2017 R.I.P

[@CanmanSam]

"If you can't handle me at my birdst, you don't deserve me at my... breast?" -Robert 2k17

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

NLSS is the only thing that allows me to OMEGANUT anymore

[@ultimateshedinja2049]

OMEGANUTTE*

[@MrObviousFace]

Holy shit Rob's choking in the first 5 minutes scared the fuck out of me

[@deadtothewxrld]

MrObviousFace when he made the noise before saying he’d be back I was like “shit I just audibly witnessed a death”

[@zachglanz6892]

i cant believe rob died on the stream

[@maddmaxx94]

zach glanz It was bound to happen eventually.

[@Krazykid10001]

I started watching these lately finally and I am actually enjoying them holy hell

[@MrInurbutt]

I remember when I first got into these too... good times

[@tomdwan3370]

Hey Ryan, is this “NLSS” series replacing The Binding Of Issac? -Nor

[@Jreamzzz]

Idk what this series is but I'm really liking it. Definitely could take over TBOI.

[@RedChuJelly]

Is this replacing Tumbleseed?

[@harleyhiller1774]

He steams this on twitch then uploads it to KZbin.

[@Jreamzzz]

Harley Hiller it's a meme, we know what this is.

[@alex_the_fiction]

Nor Thernlion howdy partner

[@originalbeeman3840]

I can't believe that Austin got the "what do you yell as you jump out of a plane?" Prompt and didn't say Lets Go!

[@ILikePi31415926535]

I'm so glad that Geo has made a comeback, now if only he would bring back a certain other series that involved staring at a map for long periods of time.

[@garfield1245]

Huecalpixqui Jean III what?

[@EelEyeDotCom]

EU4?

[@napshare1887]

Hollow Knight?

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

Mine sweeper?

[@avaiihn7679]

Huecalpixqui Jean III Gray's Anatomy?

[@backslashworld]

The NLSS hyper meme generator is finally back!

[@TH3FULL3R]

Im so glad I went here and watched the QuipLash Segment i missed, oh man cheered my evening up.

[@def48gaming]

I feel like even with quiplash and golf this was like a b tier docket, just because Fall flat x2 and monstertime boardgame docket was a transcendent docket which has shaped the roadmap for all future S-tier NLSS dockets.

[@get_your_mood_right_]

It honestly is like the review giving Mario Odyssey a 6/5. It was so good it makes all other dockets worse

[@mylesthompson4485]

Milk Jerky I know its not just me, but im sure we're minority. I hate monster time board game

[@deadforever99]

Chill Thompson this may have not been an s tier docket, but it was and SS Tier show thanks to all the Cult and masturbation banter. Havent laughed this much since OK Spaghett

[@get_your_mood_right_]

Chill Thompson what? That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm a big fan of monster time board game

[@Mythricia1988]

Omg i JUST finished watching the previous NLSS. Perfect timing, I didn't need any sleep anyway

[@XxRaptor9xX]

Mythricia thats the secret, you sleep to the NLSS

[@RematodeRanger]

Mythricia how the fuck can you listen to these NERDS for 6 hours straight

[@kagetoranese]

When Ryab gives someone the junior.

[@BIGhappyG33]

With a full understanding that the series is cancelled I ask this question... where’s our Divinity tho?

[@ahandsomefridge]

I too am interested in the answer to this rhetorical question

[@BS-cf2oc]

Why is it cancelled?

[@BIGhappyG33]

Brandon Salomone They said it wasn’t getting the views they want and scheduling is hard

[@xxXXXxxx852]

that was my favuorite siries

[@surfacedwellingscum7808]

It was my favorite

[@TheMrCgeko]

there’s group GeoGuessr! LETS GO

[@leifmessinger]

TheMrCgeko LET'S

[@brendanpaytas]

Leif Messinger GO

[@potterinhe11]

I knew I wouldn't want to miss this Golf segment.

[@n.chabot1217]

quiplash is back boys

[@josher-ch6sf]

Nick should go the JR. name rouch and have his child be Nick JR

[@justweirdout]

What's crazier than Charlie Sheens real name being Carlos Estevez is that there's a member of the group Hollywood Undead straight up named Charlie Scene. Like that's not a stage name, his real name is Charles Scene

[@MrGager7]

Just watched the video with the glowstick and awesome shirt. KZbin Gold right there.

[@mightisugestaginaskul-gunf2738]

Taşkent. Get baited NL! And FYI, Turkey is not in EU.

[@alex9x9]

After the Po'tholes, Austin just came up wit Cre Breater Seals. How does he do it?

[@indyfitzgindus]

Why he cant include intro in youtube upload??

[@Wertsir]

This episode's banter is godlike. Everyone put on your special-underwear.

[@darkire2]

Austin, things in europe are in english as it is a marketing thing. A ton of media, in west europe atleast, is in english (i.e. movies, series, etc) so it's normal to see english in things like stores and such

[@Ketsuekisan]

Oh god, the Omega Nut discussion almost killed me. I laughed so hard I had a weird moment of dissociation from myself for a second. I probably shouldn't watch these when I've been up for like 20 hours.

[@mevpo]

Can I have an explaination on bobblehead malf joke?

[@trappychan]

That wasn't a joke about Malf. It's about the actor from Back to the Future, who has Parkinson's disease.

[@YamaZombies]

NL please. Black bears are like teddy bears with fluffy cute faces and cute round fluffy ears. Grizzly bears are actual fucking monsters. They're huge, pointed ears, giant fucking paws, and most notably a big ol' hump on their shoulders. Black bears are fairly docile. If you encounter one, as long as it isn't in a corner or near it's cubs you're fine. Grizzly bears are aggressive as fuck. So one easy way to tell which bear you've encountered is to look at the state of your being. If you're alive, it's a black bear. If you're dead, it's a grizzly.

[@ACelticPirate]

Yamajac other way man black bears kill more people when the attack you might be thinking of poler bears

[@YamaZombies]

ACelticPirate not even close. Black bears are incredibly skittish. Grizzlies are the dangerous bear. Polars are of course the most dangerous but nobody that lives near them doesnt already know that.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Polar bears actively murder humans when they come across them, and have even hunted people down with intent to eat them - as opposed to killing someone to defend themselves or their cubs, or because they mistook someone as something else in their food chain. Luckily, no one lives near them so polar bear deaths are rare.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

grizzlies and polars are so similar that they often interbreed where their territories overlap, creating the worst tempered demon bears

[@kc1423]

You're wrong. Black bear's ears are pointy and Grizzly bears have shorter, round ears.

[@ProjectDandy]

V O D B O I S.

[@RematodeRanger]

Vod bois vod bois, watching on youtube, watching on youtube when they spam for you

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Whenever I hear the name "Joey" I just think of "Youngster Joey"... His rattata is top percentage...

[@curtisehoffman]

OMG, Austin knows about Jerma!

[@rrteppo]

honestly my school didn't have sex ed. We watched a video about puberty in 5th grade and that was it. They figured whatever else we needed to learn about sex we would get from our parents or the internet.

[@Ultimatechaos1917]

Corey's laugh is infectious

[@jatelitherius9842]

Wh-what is "Quip-lash"?

[@owenz4169]

2:38:00 can someone explain, I don't get it.

[@stevenlee7]

bagel my sandwich Michael J Fox has Parkinson's

[@owenz4169]

Steven Lee wowee

[@twed2]

Can someone explain the joke at 2:37:55 ?

[@Dracobyte]

tWed Michael J Fox has Parkinson's.

[@Mr0bjective]

just realized that 69 is in the ceiling tiles of the layover

[@SpoonTG]

one of my fav rappers died yesterday wtf, i have those bumps

[@josesmokez]

But... can we actually gooooooo!!!

[@thaDjMauz]

That sound at 4:23 is really something

[@frostybeverage8436]

TOM HANKS IS THE MOST AMERICAN ACTOR

[@lolroflundxd]

I need someone to explain the Michael J Fox to me? o_O What current event did I miss?

[@GiodyneSTG]

a achmed he has Parkinson's

[@GivenFailure]

Nürnberg is Nuremburg is not Nürburg.

[@ConRayArt]

You are mind flooding me.

[@spotnuk]

16:57 is now right up there with my favorite NL moments ever.

[@arthurmkrtchyan8789]

N O F L A T T Y O R J A C K Y

[@xxTerpsichore]

Quipper is the original Jacky

[@pultofcat8615]

And flatty is dead until further notice

[@Wertsir]

God tier banter though.

[@mateusz7953]

They may return to flatty (easy S+ tier docket) once the workshop kicks in.

[@PleasantWhale]

12:00 See, thing with camping in an area where wild animals are close is... Don't... You're gonna get attacked by wild animals. Just don't go camping where bears are known to roam.

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

Commenting so this video gets slightly more popular.

[@timbryo]

You’re the senior when you name your child after yourself. Once you die, they become the second, because seniority requires life. Or, they become the second when they name their child the third, but they are also senior if the the first is not still alive.

[@timbryo]

Can confirm as a junior

[@alexsuarez7425]

When you see your town on the map in geoguessr

[@Snyperchikken]

O M E G A N U T

[@DelphanGruss]

That brief, horrifying moment where the random name NL makes up as an example *is your mother's actual name*.

[@resonant8545]

I love how Austin just loses his shit completely during quip

[@FaylunaRaRa]

52:00 that stare is fricking horrifying...

[@pdidz1238]

1:14:19 this is a christian stream.

[@Wertsir]

Actually this is a Satanist stream now, with strong mormon undertones.

[@trevorhunsberger9155]

Wildly, irresponsibly inaccurate information about bears and bear spray... great stuff!

[@LunyDR]

umm actually strimmer is puerto vallarta

[@minion_boy3479]

Instant win if that last last lash was “literature club”

[@missyblack5089]

Aw yes, just as I was wondering if I should go to sleep or not. It's all your fault, Egglord.

[@missyblack5089]

"Y'know when I had my first sex, Ed?" - Bobertpatrol, 2018

[@shamma1354]

What's the big deal with the Michael J Fox joke? I don't understand

[@grapesoftime]

2:44:32 but do they have Swedish pizza?

[@Aaron26262]

That 3:15:00 total time though. So nice to see.

[@noatiendoboludos]

Aaron26262 All I see is 3:14:59 and i'm triggered.

[@Ultimatechaos1917]

Out of order egg daddy. How dare you

[@relatedreality]

I love no one acknowledges that the other answer was perfectly even

[@Ketsuekisan]

The first sign that you're no longer cool? You argue about bread integrity.

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

Quiplash? S+++ docket.

[@DrReinmann]

ye boi do what it do

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

What it do homie

[@DrReinmann]

aw you know how it be, you know, y'know

[@godless4564]

I fucking love Americans saying regular Swedish words, my stomach hurts from laughing at Rob x)

[@godless4564]

As an addendum - Swedish fish are only called that in America, and here hardly anyone likes them (or they are at least a low tier candy)

[@Ketsuekisan]

You know, I'm honestly surprised they exist in Sweden. I figured that was just a marketing thing to make them seem "exotic."

[@godless4564]

I mean we have a kind of candy that I presume is fairly similar known as "Pastellfiskar" or pastel-fish(?), however which came first or if either was an inspiration to the other is a mystery to me at least - it may just have been, as you said, a marketing thing.

[@Vlayer]

Geoguessr seeds (Paste after dot com): /challenge/g0At2pMXVz1Vm8yx

[@trappychan]

1:36:00 The OMEGANUT.

[@erico2952]

The episode in which Robert chokes and dies.

[@snail551]

dude its so fuckin weird seeing my hometown in geoguessr. :/

[@benknock981]

Finally some quip

[@zion897]

where nekdaddy egglord

[@RematodeRanger]

No nekdaddy no watch

[@ryandurham87]

The first time convo makes me sad!!

[@Index154]

Why?

[@SteamedSalmon]

I can't wait to have a son and give him the Junior.

[@HopelessSoul]

i would roast justin bieber right now but my mom doesnt allow me to burn the trash

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

Cum Dumpster The Fifth idk man I laughed. It was so bad but good in a way.

[@deadtothewxrld]

Yea rob, we all know about bear mace thanks to that one episode of South Park

[@viziroth]

need Corey in a survive the internet segment

[@IvanIvanov-qx5oz]

B R O D I C K

[@phobiandarkmoon]

The names' Chippings, Louis Chippings

[@kc1423]

The other reason not to put bear spray on yourself, IT FUCKING HURTS!!!!

[@clarkw905]

When did Isaac stop being part of it?

[@Golfbob]

Clark W actually forever ago

[@MegaTyler93]

Too long ago. They need to get back to it.

[@jaredsquire8851]

There are more then one Jared’s who watch this show

[@JonnyLullaby]

I found a shopping cart absolutely full of porn mags just sitting on the sidewalk one day. When I walked back by like 30 minutes later it was picked clean except for a couple pages.

[@NaldoNidoking]

Dude Nathan for You is hilarious

[@mdaily318]

B+ docket no double jacky it could've been Jackboxparty 4 and Quiplash

[@sanders2259]

VOD BOIS

[@mjk0104]

Love hearing Ryan not understanding gift subs, and now it's the only thing he calls out :p

[@SpoonTG]

but, but, but wheres the flatty

[@Ketsuekisan]

They beat it. They need custom levels now.

[@Blue_Jay_97]

Nürnberg is the German name for Nuremburg.

[@pulse1001]

We here early as fuck- fuckers....

[@louieberg2942]

I really don't understand this "everyone feels guilty after jacking off". How does that go? "Aw shucks, all this pleasant feeling that pretty much permeates the entire body. I feel so bad for myself right now and I regret doing this." Sorry to hear that you do, Austin, but don't claim it for all of us.

[@Ketsuekisan]

Yeah, I don't get it. I've never felt guilty for jacking it, ever. I don't want to be insensitive, but I wonder if it's caused by being raised Christian. My family's Christian, but they never made me go to church or read the Bible, so I never got any "masturbation is a sin" type talks growing up.

[@louieberg2942]

I honestly wouldn't know if that link is necessary. I wasn't raised in any religious way as neither of my parents are religious, so... can't really say anything to support the contrary. I mean, it can be linked to feeling in a way lonely? And if you *are* in a relationship, not including the significant other in such matter might be the weird thing. I am really grasping at straws here... it's a perfectly innocent and common thing to do, so any reason for feeling guilty, in my view, is silly.

[@TollytheBear]

The holy Roman empire wasn't holy, roman, or an empire.

[@travischism]

VOD BOI

[@RematodeRanger]

Who else is here before 90 billion views?

[@gwzelazny]

I love candy corn and Swedish fish