The Northernlion Live Super Show! [December 20th, 2017]

[@ThinJizzy]

Prince Albert was a brand of tobacco for rolling cigarettes. It came packaged in a can. People would call a store asking if they had said product, and if they said yes, they'd tell them to let him out. It's the old timey version of the switcharoo.

[@gwhaberlein]

thank you for enlightening us after years of ignorance :0 never knew

[@silverbackseven7]

Oh my god. I did that for real. With a rotary telephone... WHEN THE HELL DID I GET OLD!

[@4narchi5t]

"If your mom is actually dead I'll probably delete the VOD." SPOILERS, RYAN! Way to ruin the suspense.

[@atmaximum]

Yo Justin is so good! Dude has risen on my Crew Ratings like a rocket.

[@xlR2lx]

I would 100% watch lootbox baby black mirror

[@andonopoyloss]

"I found a dog, let's go" was my favorite part of the entire show.

[@tagscreamer3618]

HE BROUGHT BACK LONDON THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

[@PokemonLover241223]

If u see yellow number plates and ur in Australia ur in New South Wales because our states have different number plates depending on where u are

[@katekay]

Why is London 2012 so good

[@Cornnbreadd]

Idoeowowoapqk2n2j1ka9s9owlqlwlqlqlqlqlqlqlqlqlqlqkwkskskek2owpala

[@inger2327]

Yeah i can't wait for Rio '16 to come out

[@alotofthings22]

I would also like an answer to this question, 'cause I find it very, very dull.

[@Alex-ne5wb]

IS THAT SURVIVE THE INTERNET. O W O

[@ThePsychoCake]

LET'S ACTUALLY OwO

[@runescapefan0001]

Dude the first time they played survive the Internet on stream it was actually god tier. Now it's just crap jokes and silence

[@umbaupause]

You spelled WOW wrong, I see. -w-

[@bencefegyverneki5769]

I don't really know how many hungarian fans you have NL, but you guys were literally in my city almost outside of my house. It was nice . Keep up the good work Love Ya'll

[@nolansykinsley3734]

The Prince Albert piercing name came from an old rumor about the actual Prince Albert. It was said that he wore pants so tight that he had a piercing done so he could "tie up" his wang in order to prevent an indecent bulge in his tight pants.

[@voidsaverob]

I mean he was German so that's a given...

[@addisonds]

It's a story, made up in the late 60s, early 70s, by Fakir Mustafa and other proponents of the Modern Primitives movement. I forget the name of the person who's book the story originated in, but the book was essentially a series of made up stories, written to give their body modification practices a veneer of historic validity. See also claims that Roman Legionaires wore nipple piercings as fasteners for their capes.

[@Endrian]

100-200 billion galaxies in the universe, at minimum. At least 100 billion stars in the average galaxy. Potentially many planets per star. The question isn't whether alien life exists (statistically, it's a certainty), it's whether we will ever be in a position to encounter it; it's about how *nearby* and discoverable that alien life is.

[@Whiskypapa]

Your profile pic is very fitting...

[@alotofthings22]

While I am of a similar sentiment, treating "statistical certainties" as undeniable facts is not a scientifically sound attitude to have. Those statistics should guide research and development, but the matter remains unresolved until the data matches (or subverts) the expectations.

[@umbaupause]

I think "Hey mom, if you're still alive, we are trapped" is the greatest sentence that's spoken in earnest on the NLSS ever.

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Nick sounded like a unit from a Command & Conquer game...

[@simpleman2180]

Whaaaaa? this got uploaded quick!

[@NotEntirelySure]

"Gee you guys, I thought of something funny but I don't want to sound insensitive. Oh gee. I'll just change my answer to something about hugs. I love you guys. You're my best friends." -Survive the Internet 2018

[@MashieMutt]

Honestly it's nice to see some people who don't go all out edgy shitheads, we have had enough of that lately

[@raintrain9921]

Red Mashie there is a difference between a joke that derives all of its humor for just being offensive and a joke that is actually funny but has offensive content.

[@WhyName]

Red Mashie then they shouldn't bring it up at all. It just makes the banter worse. Or just type what they think is the funniest. That seems like a novel idea.

[@MashieMutt]

They could also just not play survive the internet, because it's obvious they're not the kind of people for that.

[@andrewjackson414]

I like how Austin doesn't know about the Nice truck of peace.

[@thegoldencow5297]

We need Dan for survive the internet NL

[@gdnm]

JUSTIN DAY LET'S GO BOYS

[@mdaily318]

g00dn4m3 auto A tier with Justoing he should just be co-host

[@annalocker1187]

I didn’t see a bunnings in Australia. I’m sad

[@lilflossin14]

"if your mom is dead I'll probably delete the vod" wow spoilers egg

[@antoreyes15]

Same day upload, what is this madness? Who are you and what did you do to our eggscum?

[@truelazerlight]

The fact that this VOD ended up on youtube means that everything's alright with Rob's mom ... Maaaan, spoilers! Took all the tension out of it >:-(

[@drewjurgenson6181]

this is by far the best docket I've ever seen

[@r13bachman]

I just fucking watched the episode where Ryab talked about the kangaroo video. What are the chances lol

[@test4O4]

he talks about it alot

[@GodChaos333]

Loot box baby’s is a great Black Mirror pitch.

[@SunnyAyyy]

i gotta say, justin really adds to and fits the dynamic of the nlss

[@arzas555]

WHAAAAAAT IN GEOGUESSR, THAT GREEK PLACE IS WHERE I'M FROM

[@Yognaughto]

The club is bumping, This docket is something. There is much pain in the world but not in this room.

[@sirpoglington]

HE'S DONE IT! ONE THOUSAND NLSS'S! CONGRATULATIONS!

[@emmy9345]

GOD TIER DOCKET

[@jaxsom12]

For the first time I do honestly 100% agree GOD TIER DOCKET. I saw the docket and just smiled all happily.

[@kerminator09]

No nek, Josh, or UCH... Can't be a god tier docket

[@hmm_okok]

but kerminator, we got the boys, london, and some lategame jacky. if not god, at least A+ docket

[@LeninDBR]

No Darksouls and trivia, hello?

[@juniorpup0]

Does anyone have the link to that crazy video that NL was taking about with in the first like 5 minutes of episode?

[@Whiskypapa]

Actually streamer, lady gagas fav gods is a 3 way tie... Rama Ra Vamana...

[@OopsAllBobert]

lassefan Ra Ra Ra Rama Rama oh la la Rama Vamana

[@mdaily318]

Somebody tell me what stream does Hafu show up for a little bit?

[@trash2958]

A single Jacky isn't enough

[@Crazimo]

Rad Bradley Anything less of a triple handy docket isn’t enough

[@RematodeRanger]

Triple jacky is optimal.

[@justintime4u2bu]

you guys are my kind of people

[@AsXSharDzZ]

Double is optimal, they need a segment in front to generate meme's

[@lrodshrek6086]

Rad Bradley if the entire stream is jacky is it three jackies or one elongated jacky?

[@SwogFrog]

The designer baby bit is literally Gattaca Edit: Oh ok someone mentioned it

[@Blextine]

a tips for you NL. whenever you are in Sweden and you see a sign that say Göteborg. that is the Swedish word for Gothenburg. you see Gothenburg is the international spelling and pronunciation while in Sweden it is spelled and pronounced Göteborg.

[@astra1257]

LONDON 2012 IS BACK, BOYS

[@jimbojj26]

GeoJacky 2012

[@user-ey6so8nl7z]

This is my dream docket. What a treat!

[@tomasmartinez6726]

VOD is up, mom"s not dead

[@Marioroops]

This docket.....SOOOOO GOOD

[@OvertlyEsoteric]

"if your mom has actually been murdered, I'll probably delete the VOD" Godamnit NL, spoilers!

[@calituesdays1156]

Holy shit I just got the garage guy but coin commercial on this video

[@chickenbeforeegg]

"All turbo, as hard as I can grip." -NL

[@Vexatedcanicus]

whats the piece that plays at 6:19?

[@cainmadden8948]

Canicus Dredge Rey Mysterio

[@snaky117]

Wait, why was the last nlss, nicks last nlss? ;_;

[@davidivad1221]

snaky117 He's just on vacation for a week or two

[@snaky117]

thank god, nick is too important, i would die without his dulcimer tones

[@snaky117]

i did mean dulcet tones, but i forgot how to spell it, and it corrected to dulcimer and i was like close enough

[@zeltzamer4010]

I’m two years from the future, and yikes.

[@MicoDossun]

Survive the Internet has so much potential but it ends up being "Whoa that's too fucked up I can't say that. It would be so fucked up if I said this. I can't believe I'm about to post this. Chat don't be mad"

[@OrElseEllipsis1945]

Well, we can all speak Esperanto as a lingua franca, the whole point of it is it's an easy to learn language for all, that could be spoken worldwide. I'm pretty sure it's meant as a second language, that if everyone learns, we can all speak with each other. So, the culture of our primary language will remain. Although, right now, English is being taught around the world, Mandarin Chinese is also very important, despite the difficulty of each, some consider English "the language of business", while Mandarin's importance trails right behind. So, yeah, from what I've seen so far, English probably is going to be the true lingua franca, despite it's difficulties in learning.

[@EpiDot52]

Alaska is actually like 2 times the size of Texas.

[@definingmoments7]

why isn't dan ever in this

[@xTom218]

He has a kid, and it's getting close to Christmas. He's probably a busy man right now.

[@kasimali123]

Geo, Londy and Jacky? LETS GOH

[@Browntownizeable]

Real story the Chinese lady is still locked on the balcony to this day.

[@meganluning398]

Nick isn't on NLSS anymore??

[@jamesl542]

Monster seeking Monster is my favourite jackbox game. Am I retarded?

[@preettygoood7774]

"It's one of these shitty islands" puts on Crete LUL

[@DavidTheReject]

one statement nl never change

[@isabellew9403]

V O D B O I S

[@RematodeRanger]

S O Y B O I ^

[@hershycows]

Nick's last show?!

[@Iridium-77-g]

LET'S ACTUALLY GO!!

[@GivenFailure]

"How's the future?" "Dark" oh no

[@zephilandevol]

They werent wrong

[@GivenFailure]

@@zephilandevol oh no

[@TheTwistedAX]

It's lolita at 31:37

[@JordanBl]

Why does NL announce who his target is as the monster hunter? The game doesn't announce it. All he's doing is telling his target not to match with him.

[@xanderthreet8836]

So what happened with nick?

[@bigsammichthoughts]

The giraffes are the deepest layer.

[@KingTaltia]

"So we have a world wide web..." Why don't we have world-wide spiders? I mean, technically those are just viruses... "why don't we have world-wide spiders?" WAIT SERIOUSLY ROB?! That was a dumb question when *I* thought of it!

[@brandonbrogan807]

Low T during Survive the Internet

[@RematodeRanger]

GUESSY AND JACKY LETS GOGH

[@preettygoood7774]

THERE'S A MONTANA BULGARIA WHAAAAAT

[@mansLon]

Windows like doors cuz snow and wind can break glass. And it's like historical-cultural stuff nowadays.

[@tobiasmoodias4855]

GOOOODDDD TIER HOLY SHIT

[@Wertsir]

NL, we DO have a universal signal for stop, it's the color red.

[@sinergontohell]

I love that you guys are a giggle factory over, MURDER! Awesome. I am so sad that I don't have a streamming group.

[@Huesos138]

Objectively S-tier!

[@ИванИванов-с4н9е]

13:27 We have to learn it in school..........................

[@mulraymanners]

the Kangaroo punch was real!

[@Marioroops]

arf.mp4 honorable mention

[@Jack-dk7uu]

why is NL's Chad voice just Sylvester Stallone

[@IsaacClodfelter]

You do not do dabs like you do crack. There is a blow torch involved in one.

[@tac0mauz]

1:22:53 LETS GOOOO

[@NotHere.420]

Omg so the first geo guess I actually live like an hour away from Jan lake in the small town creighton Sk. the city of flin flon Mb is a 15 minute walk away or a 1-2 minute drive. Both places are ran differently as two separate entities, in one of the bars you have to be 19 but 10 minutes away is a bar where you only have to be 18 because of the different liquor laws between the provinces. But both places are small to go from one end of creighton sk to the end of flin flon Mb takes 20 minutes if the traffic sucks. The road the google car was on was our main route the hanson lake "Highway" to the "big" city's to us of Prince Albert and Saskatoon about 5 hours away, every year we go down there and we drive past Jan lake, Also where I go camping and Fishing every summer. ( sorry for the story hope you stuck around peace )

[@Whiskypapa]

You are really reinforcing the stereotype with that "sorry" at the end...

[@hidood5th]

TRIPLE JACKY BOIZ

[@foalie23]

Can I haz aquiesce a fortnite strum? c:

[@TheSequentCalculus]

Is this video the origin of Austin's furry-ism?

[@zankaa8031]

his name was last_grey_wolf and you think he wasn't a furry from the start? lmao

[@judodragon1]

S double plus good DOCKET

[@Monkeyninjaghost]

Man, Ryan really loves our union's anthem.

[@kwking11]

I am the lizard reptile emperor of the deepest state worship me

[@madelinemccoolname]

Why is nek not in the description?

[@erikbrownell9521]

Carter Anderson he’s in Ireland I think

[@madelinemccoolname]

Erik Brownell but he showed up so he should be in the description

[@Kasparovwannabe]

Carter Anderson He said hi, he wasn't part of the show

[@Techzors]

1:11:30 1:32:00

[@gamzeemakara4709]

God I miss the show so much all I have is vods now

[@AidanL17]

Or what if he had a baby and instead of Spanish, it was a minion? Wouldn't that be fun?

[@jatelitherius9842]

G I R A F F E L I C K J O B

[@chrisdray5325]

W E N E E D M O R E J A C K Y

[@seanlupton2226]

A tv show nl is ashamed that he likes Champions of fire

[@ArcasCorricol]

let us GOUGH

[@themonroe654hd6]

I thought Justin was cobalt for a second. We're good.

[@EpiDot52]

This guy DRIVES to his mailbox? It's so far away that he has to drive to it?

[@AxtonLovesHisTurret]

*breathes* arf...

[@shanadir]

The shows name is 'america's got talent'. Of course it's fake:p

[@whatsagoodmeemay68]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just DaE rIcK aNd MoRtY???

[@JigglePhysics3000]

Wait, does Robert live with his mom?

[@Whiskypapa]

You know its christmas right? People tend to travel home to the family for the holiday

[@JigglePhysics3000]

lassefan That's why I asked

[@Ultimatechaos1917]

greatest docket 2k17