The Novympia ROYAL RUMBLE

[@Novympia]

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[@RolyWestYT]

This is the most obscene video you’ve ever made

[@typsom]

I've had farts go on longer than Nova was in the ring 😂

[@Chappy523]

So has Kim. Especially on that cabbage diet.

[@typsom]

@@Chappy523 a cabbage diet? That sounds noice. And what does that pacifically entail?

[@Chappy523]

@@typsom It's very similar to the ozone diet that Courtney Loves-Cox is on.

[@typsom]

@@Chappy523 I'll give it a go because I'm very proud of how I look. Yes, I am high maintenance, but I think you gotta be.

[@ChrisHalpinESC]

Do you ever just stop and think 'I just spent an hour plus of my Sunday night watching a drag queen/D-list celebrity Royal Rumble'? And then realise it's one of the best things you've done the whole weekend! Loved it, and the ending was so good too.

[@snoballuk]

I can't wait for Kat's Royal Rumble Diaries.

[@ryleecarpenter7412]

😂😂😂

[@alexonmymind4925]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@prokath7447]

I have to give props where it's due. This has been the most entertaining thing in 2024. I'm crying from laughter. This *has* to become a yearly thing. Thank you for making all these wonderful ladies so perfectly.

[@Novympia]

Thanks, puffin! 🥰

[@wanya_telborn]

Absolutely ❤❤❤and very kind of you ❤❤😊😊

[@ahem....bullsheet3720]

Yes, agreed this needs to be a annual thing.

[@AnubisFinchANUBIS]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING this is AMAZING

[@Matt_930]

MATCH STATS: 1. Highest number of eliminations - Lisa (4) 2. Longest duration in ring - Scarlett (17 mins 4 seconds) 3. Shortest duration in ring - Nova (19 seconds 💀💀) 4. Quickest to eliminating someone after entering - Megan (12 seconds after entering) 5. Most amount of people in the ring at one time - 6 people (Blu, Lymp, Char, Head, Luxeria, Scarlett) 6. Least number of people in the ring at one time - Scarlett on her own 7. Biggest Surprise - Charmaine lasting the third longest in the ring without having a cig break

[@Aussieminion]

Loved the breakdown. Thank you for the stats.

[@getinmyhideout]

I was thinking it would be cool to see the breakdown from this match. You’re doing God’s work 👏🏽

[@LoopinSpud]

I was literally just saying I'd love to see the stats! Thank you 😂

[@TheFloon]

Appreciate this so much!

[@bloodcottoncandy]

Nova came with so many hard hitting moves and arguably the best look and hair. Went like a flash. Honestly, iconic.

[@jj-vu5ov]

i think she literally got like 2 moves in before being bruce lee kicked into the shadow realm

[@bloodcottoncandy]

@@jj-vu5ov She couldn't be ars-ed 😂

[@JJ-qo8nv]

I was half expecting Oprah to appear. Ofcourse entering the ring with a... "Here we go🎶"

[@connorgray6585]

The actual attention to detail and accuracy to every one of these characters is impeccable 😂

[@Slaylicious365]

Can't wait for Kat's wrestling Diaries

[@muscleandhate]

Do do do do do do dooo

[@stell502]

🎺

[@Horridhendy]

I spent the whole video waiting for Dita to appear and really thought that she wasn't going to...how utterly perfect that Dita rigged it so she would be last....and then lost anyway. Excellent work. One of the best videos on the internet. Cannot wait for next year.

[@JuanJose-fw1eg]

This entire experience was hysterical, but I truly lost it at 23:45 when Glennda threw herself at nothing, shame that Nicky's entrance distracted the girls because they didn't even notice lol

[@charliesands3304]

need to see "the hotel is fabulous" in the next edition

[@SMGund]

Someone holding up a sign saying "Oh WHAAAAAAT" immediately after Megan is thrown out is peak comedy

[@wow_ur_awesome]

I literally never laughed louder than when Nova was eliminated instantly 😂😂😂

[@AsDfaaaasssssdafffffffff]

I gasped!

[@yellowelmo1474]

Nova making a fabulous entrance then getting eliminated immediately is the most Nova thing that ever happened.

[@Luxeria]

omg 😂😂😂😂

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

You were a beast, Lux!! 😂😂 I was rooting for you.

[@johanneskaufmann9245]

I was team #girlywigs all the way!❤

[@CharmaineDiamondWhite]

And I’d do it again 😏💕🎀

[@sanctusfaeces]

This is modern Dadaism at its finest. The number of entrants I SCREAMED at when they appeared, and that poor entrant who didn’t even get a chance. (You know the one, but no spoilers.) This is the slice of absurdity we didn’t expect, but are we ever pleased by it. 🎉🎉🎉

[@litschiization]

Entry Eliminated by 1 Anubis Mary Portas 2 Oba Genes Anubis 3 Polly Tickle Anubis 4 Mary Portas Cilla Black 5 Charlotte Tilbury Lord MacLean 6 Flick von Doe Mary Portas 7 Cilla Black Charlotte Tilbury 8 Alex Polizzi Scarlett Harlett 9 Lord Maclean Stephanie Bangstrode 10 Glennda Alex Polizzi 11 Nicky Hamilton-Jones Scarlett Harlett 12 Scarlett Harlett Kim 13 Roly Scarlett Harlett 14 Stephanie Bangstrode Roly 15 Olympia Luxeria 16 Head Luxeria 17 Luxeria Charmane 18 Charmaine Autumn Niamh 19 Blu Hydrangea Luxeria 20 Kim Lisa Scott-Lee 21 Autumn Niamh Lisa Scott-Lee 22 Lisa Scott-Lee Megan 23 Nova Kim 24 Malena Ernman Lisa Scott-Lee 25 The Oh What Lady Lisa Scott-Lee 26 Kat Winner 27 Kath Day-Knight Kat 28 Mrs Crocombe Kat 29 Megan Kat/Dita 30 Dita Kat

[@Stokeyjoe29]

I kept on repeating onto the moment nova gets eliminated and I haven't laughed so hard in a long while!!! absolute class of a video!!

[@ThereGoesKitty]

as someone who has played these games myself I'm really impressed with how you've made all these queens and TV personalities, I know how in depth the process of making their faces alone goes (and how tedious it can be) you deserve a round of applause for all the work and time it must've taken to make them and the Novympia arena 👏👏👏

[@clenshin97]

Nova lasting 10 seconds on the ring has got to be the funniest part of this

[@capcv1]

This was just so unbelievable, the reveal of the final fighter, the twists throughout, the characters as of yet never given a physical appearance, Head!

[@TheFloon]

What I wouldn't give for a full stats breakdown on this! Like who lasted the longest, who eliminated the most wrestlers, etc etc. Also, I think I may have literally laughed myself sick at Nova's elimination. I laughed SO hard that I feel genuinely unwell after! I didn't even know that was possible! I really do hope this becomes annual, because that was fantastic.

[@Ajial01]

Olympia looks both confident and annoyed.. which I guess isn't too far off

[@Novympia]

Lmao 😂

[@snoballuk]

The Nova model looks spot-on, as does Char's face, particularly the expression. Meg-Anne looks like Sarah Conor in Terminator 2.

[@dixierae6063]

@@Novympia Nova I haven't heard the expression front bumb in almost 30 years. I thought my 4 year old daughter coined the phrase when she proudly announced that she had one :-) :-) :-)

[@NagatoFan1]

The customization in this game is insane, the sound that play when they come out, the makeup, cloths, yall put a ton of work into this masterpiece.

[@KUNTGIRL]

Absolutely pissing myself over Cilla just laying down in the ring knickers akimbo

[@seaspinster3246]

Mistress Raven’s entrance at the last minute made me cackle😂😂

[@aardee]

This was incredible. Glennda’s “anywhere nice” entry killed me. I expected Kay’s entrance to be 🎶”she’s beauty and she’s grace”🎶

[@corvinawylde3952]

I love this channel. Every video I think 'wtf am I watching' but I absolutely love it. Never change please

[@CosmicEngimas]

YESSSSS KATS ROYAL RUMBLE DIARIES!! We need a Kat and Megan and Char and Glenda reaction video of this. Please!!!

[@lundefugla]

The amount of work you have put into this, is incredible - absolutely GLUED to the screen from go to whoa

[@sodortv]

I almost DIED watching the Annual Novympia Royal Rumble 2024!!

[@grandy_rho]

Drag queen WWE, something I never knew I was missing in my life ❤

[@malpractice1703]

Entrances 1. Anubis - 3:46 2. Oba Gines - 4:30 3. Polly Tickle - 7:00 4. Mary Portas - 9:10 5. Charlotte Tilbury - 10:59 6. Flick Von Doe - 13:00 7. Cilla Black - 15:13 8. Alex Polizzi - 17:23 9. John Maclean - 19:29 10. Glennda - 21:45 11. Nicky Hamilton-Jones - 23:46 12. Scarlett Harlett - 25:54 13. Roly - 27:50 14. Stephanie Bangstrode - 29:46 15. Olympia - 31:33 16. Head - 33:46 17. Luxeria - 35:55 18. Charmaine - 38:13 19. Blu Hydrangea - 40:12 20. Kim - 42:22 21. Autumn Niamh - 44:30 22. Lisa Scott-Lee - 46:25 23. Nova - 48:29 24. Malena Ernman - 50:33 25. The Oh What Lady - 52:36 26. Kat - 54:42 27. Kath Day-Knight - 56:50 28. Mrs Crocombe - 58:38 29. Megan - 1:00:40 30. Dita - 1:03:03

[@jacobniner245]

_____ lasting an entire 25 seconds 😂😂

[@leothedino]

Nova lasting not even a minute had me rolling with laughter. My goodness.

[@orlandoajacques]

This is ridiculous and the most important thing I have watched this year.

[@rickochetz]

Dare I say this might be your best video yet? The editing of the intros is INSANE!

[@daiseechain]

Kat’s wrestling diaries!!!!! 🎶 🎶 🎶

[@TributeOfDistrict13]

The detail gone into this is so amazing

[@YasminFilms]

Dita vs Kat's Wrestling Diaries vs Meg-Anne Robinson is probably the greatest thing ive ever witnessed in my life.

[@RabbitEsquire]

Loving the "ohhhh WHAAAT??" signs 😂 43:36

[@Andi_with_an_eye]

THE BEST PART!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 49:15

[@uniquerebeljaney3639]

This was brilliant!! I can't believe we had to wait that long for the Janx!! Luxeria was a beast. I laughed so hard at Cilla and Roly's entrances. Nova is obviously a lover, not a fighter. Well done, Cabaret Kat, a very deserved win.

[@MikeHerd979]

Even though it’s all luck and you couldn’t have predicted it, this was structured PERFECTLY. Every contestant has an arc befitting their character, perfect winner and perfect final villain.

[@sickvictorianchild]

this has to be one of the funniest things i've ever seen lol. i love you guys so much

[@devinecaesar]

I lost it when Head entered 😂

[@trippeddownthestairs8238]

I was going to pick Luxeria to win this, but I have watched enough Novympia games and events to know that Char is just a winner, so I am riding with her to win.

[@CharmaineDiamondWhite]

#TeamMe 😌💕🎀

[@ijl7514]

The way I was SO invested in this! 😂😂😂 Poor Nova...

[@queenmeizi8947]

I literally pissed myself laughing so hard at Nova's moment. OH MY GOD. 20/10 thank you so much, I cleared my entire bladder.

[@glamclown]

Obsessed with how many times Lymp says "Turnbuckle".

[@muscleandhate]

You girls are sooooo clever honestly

[@Bluenurseman13]

This is a highlight of 2024! What an absolute joy to watch!

[@erix372]

This was excellent, I laughed more today than i have in a while. Thank you for this, and all the effort!

[@Sphinxp0p]

That was an excellaunt showe, thank you very much for that!

[@xghoulishgalx]

With the amount of time and attention to detail for this video, i hope this will lead to a WWE 2K25 sponsored video

[@dixierae6063]

Nothing Nova did in the ring could top how fiercely stunning she looked making her entrance.

[@Freya_yb]

its kats wrestling diaries

[@V.R.CoryArt]

This was so fun and exciting to watch, not to mention iconic and hilarious, and the models all looked so much like the actual people! So excited for this to be an annual competition lol!

[@pieskotkura]

i cant believe i just spent an hour watching this and LIVING FOR IT

[@zurradra]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while, thank you girls!!! Somehow I got more and more invested as the battles went on...

[@smithesque]

One of the best and funniest videos you've ever done. I was crying by the end.

[@GothicJ]

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! Damn nearly pissed myself when Nova got immediately destroyed!

[@ilymarcruz13]

This was so hilarious 😂 thank you for this! Number 30 had me cackling.

[@amyyylw]

This was absolutely exceptional work👏🏻 The attention to detail in the character creation was gold. Please do this every year! A new Novympia classic🖤🖤

[@ulexite]

This was fantastic, cant believe how hooked i got! Look forward to next years :D

[@BexTheDestroyer]

I fricken love Wrestling 💜 Edit: Hearing "Anywhere nice?" Over the P.A popped me big time 😂😂

[@vojtechkaspar4680]

I Love WWE ! And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?

[@BexTheDestroyer]

@vojtechkaspar4680 Hey! I'm sorry, I don't watch WWE anymore. I watch AEW so I haven't seen the match you speak of. Food fights are always fun though. I love it when Wrestling gets a bit silly. I have "food waste" issues but that's too much of a broad a large convo to get into haha But yay! Wrestling fan! I did see that Xavier is currently mad at Kofi 👀 Heading for a split?

[@vojtechkaspar4680]

@@BexTheDestroyer So I think you would love that match with the turkeys🍗🍗if you have no problem with food fights. The wrestling is amazing.

[@l.p.5703]

This was so exciting. Each time the count down came up to announce a new contender, my heart raced. And that final contender was the absolute best surprise. Great video

[@edrm.studio]

Honestly outdone yourselves - I was crying with laughter 🤣

[@curtis3593]

omg only just noticed the crowd holding pics of char and nova at 1:04:50 😆

[@xxantonioxx8246]

i need more immediately! this was beyond hilarious!!

[@courtney_coburn]

My two fav things colliding!! Couldn’t have dreamed of it 🥹

[@Juicycroissanwich]

Perfect thing to watch while I take my Royal Rumble

[@cobaltaqua]

💀

[@RainbowKatie]

This is why this is my favourite KZbin channel ❤

[@vojtechkaspar4680]

Loved channel and loved WWE. And what's your opinion on the thanksgiving matches where they throw and fight with whole roast turkeys and smash them. Such as: The New Day x The Bar (thanksgiving smackdown) Someone upset while others say: perfect, their show, money and turkeys and they can do with them whatever. What do you think?

[@babysnowowl]

This is so creative and entertaining and such a treat for long-time Novympia watchers. We have all characters 😂❤ Now imagine a Novympics 2 with most of this cast 😳 🤞

[@TMIATC]

The funniest entrance was "Lord" Maclean. I laughed so hard. This was such a unique idea. You HAVE to do this again next year.

[@dmitryboardman9762]

Now I have the Dead Meat and the Novympia rumbles to look forward to!

[@Leakampff]

SAME both were so good

[@taraharrison9354]

Honestly! I feel so spoiled having my worlds colliding like this. The Dead Meat RR’s have been some of my most rewatched KZbin videos and now I get to add Novympia ones into the rotation!

[@Bat_Fiend.]

Man what an experience!😂 Loved watching the live premier with everyone ❤😊. Kudos on all the work that went behind this! Watching some of it's creation in real time over on twitch was so much fun in and of itself. Months in the making... A round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 I'd love if this became a tradition.❤

[@charrid56maclean]

Oh this is great fun! Maybe add the versions of Nova and Olympia from the furniture video? Nova could have a secret power with her forehead jewel, and Olympias secret power would be, of course, her ability to impersonate furniture, surprising everyone with her power lamp move❤❤

[@AegontheSecond]

Oh my god this was absolutely awesome!! I really hope you guys do this again!!

[@declan3116]

I can't express how good this video is I was hooked all the way through it was so exciting 😂❤ can't wait for next year's

[@rmk8257]

I screamed when Cilla walked out. 😂

[@allegra3500]

Wow this was wildly and abundantly entertaining 😭😭

[@chriscarruthers8984]

what have you done to her? and by her I mean Nicky Hambleton Jones, what a flattering depiction 🤣🤣🤣 this made my sunday, so funny, loved it

[@Novympia]

It was SO DIFFICULT to find a decent photo of her without glasses to use for the face texture 😂😂

[@chriscarruthers8984]

@@Novympia haha i wouldn't have it any other way though, my favourite entrance of the rumble, fentestic 🤣

[@scaryclarey654]

​@@Novympia Nailed it! And thanks for including Steph from Wendigo Solutions. She and Head (!) were complete surprises.

[@Ozma2]

Time for Olympia to come in with all her wrestling knowledge she's been subtley dropping for years

[@nevertoooldgaming_Rave]

Nova getting ringed out within 5 seconds of entering the ring certainly was a very Nova thing to do.

[@Peace2Mateo]

This is the content I subscribe for

[@Grand_Theft_Dirigible]

I love that I can legitimately now say "Oh its Mrs Crocombe with the Turbot off the top rope!" This is one of the best videos you all have ever done... no question....i got so anxious at the end!

[@Seri_Kane]

The ones on either end definitely have GOUT

[@Radiocat21]

49:13 Broke 5 ribs from laughing

[@PupRiku]

This was way more entertaining than it had any business being 😂 I love it, must have taken ages to set up 💜 Olympia and Char especially look so lifelike flailing around 😂

[@hollypierce3076]

This is amazing! I am only familiar with Wrestlers up until 2008 or so, and I am living for this!

[@ohlord7043]

It would've been a clean sweep for Dita under more favourable astrological conditions. Unfortunate that Uranus was in a highly detrimental position.

[@SerenitySirena]

We need another match!!! This was amazing to watch!!!

[@scullyyyyy6788]

please please please how did you even do all of this with the perfect outfits for everyone ?????

[@timahtoo]

Again what am I watching??? Nova being chucked out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tankarayvanderbooben]

This is the most entertaining thing I have ever watched, you could do one of these weekly and I’d watch every single second