The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 8 Part 2)

[@afgpielover]

Stanley cackling after Dwight found his stapler... funniest thing Stanley ever did after yelling at Ryan.

[@Shadow-nr4op]

It was a fake laugh 🤯

[@MicroMarck]

@@Shadow-nr4op it was a real laugh, stanley and dwight got their meatballs for free

[@Shadow-nr4op]

@@MicroMarck it’s staged

[@samgswfan]

@@Shadow-nr4op Thanks captain obvious

[@Shadow-nr4op]

@@samgswfan some one here doesn’t understand the meaning of a scripted laugh

[@pandatwee]

The beginning of a quiet place.

[@jordanmcquay9077]

And a scene that increases my hatred for Andy quite a bit

[@robonite1235]

@@jordanmcquay9077 same, sometimes he just get so annoying

[@nox.xeditz4501]

@@ayes1669 true

[@nox.xeditz4501]

@@jordanmcquay9077 it was Kevin’s fault- not Andy’s

[@nox.xeditz4501]

@@robonite1235 yea but Kevin’s the one who messed it up

[@dejaomari9123]

The fact that everyone ignored erin’s first aid request after the silent streak is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PurpleBunnySlippers]

Someone told her where to look

[@hunter-6125]

@@PurpleBunnySlippers the next thing said is Darryl talking about his song

[@emojijpeg2556]

@@hunter-6125 they cut it out

[@fiatluks]

@@PurpleBunnySlippers Darryl said "check out the song I wrote"

[@emojijpeg2556]

@@fiatluks they cut it out. I watched the episode

[@angelpadilla3113]

Pam bullying Ryan is comedy gold. It's like Jim vs. Dwight but less serious and random.

[@self-proclaimedcomedian1037]

If anything I'd consider it more serious

[@Vivi-vj4zy]

@@self-proclaimedcomedian1037 yeah and more passive aggressive, they legit hate each other 😂😂

[@smoothpoon86]

That’s not what the Smoke Man would have wanted

[@allyb3510]

@@smoothpoon86 does want

[@bananablood2031]

@@allyb3510 Tears of a clown!

[@drinkinbebop6231]

“You’ve been meatballed! Are you ready for some meatballs?!”

[@somethingtodowithalfie9374]

I hear it every time in his voice

[@jennasweeney7370]

I literally died when Angela Pam and Oscar kept doing multiple interviews talking behind each other's back😭😂

[@planetruths1373]

Un-be-lievable!

[@chrislynnesadie5156]

More Pam Jim DNA thank you NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chimchimchu]

I hate to be that guy, but if you "literally" died than you wouldn't have been able to type that comment. Unless you typed that comment and then died right after. In which case, I give my condolences.

[@elizadaleniemann7793]

In the bloopers, Jenna Angela and Oscar can barely get through Oscar’s “Un BE LE VA BLE”

[@kettelbe]

@@Chimchimchu you must be fun at party, cliche boy

[@DvornyashkaDiaries]

Dwight was pretty considerate waking up everyone so early, not forcing them to abandon their habits, but giving them enough time.

[@kadeloblack4774]

I’m dying over how he did Ryan!! Lol I couldn’t recover from that

[@iamvoldy4583]

He gave 40 min to Erin to get lost 🤣🤣

[@lifewithlee6298]

Stanley not waking up for pretzel 🥨 is concerning

[@galymzhankyrykbaev2976]

Не, ну Дуайт этот сезон тащил :)

[@ximenas.villalobos3511]

But, then jim won with his joke HAHAHAHA

[@TotosTales]

The hot chocolate opener is just my absolute favourite - it’s so sweet, and harmless, and the end is so cute where she’s happy and then Jim gets her a hot chocolate and it’s just lovely 🥰

[@MaiaraBela]

Jim is so cute

[@tacobell8464]

time stamp

[@MaiaraBela]

@@tacobell8464 16:37

[@ducky5945]

It really is~

[@samuel-mx3oq]

and the rain adds to the scene too. that scene always makes me cozy lol

[@scoobydoobydoo8069]

I remember watching the “Stanley’s Moustache” bit with my family and I have never seen a room of people more distraught and insecure of their photographic memory lol

[@stephanewantiez164]

I couldn't remember if he had one or not 😅

[@mrbeanyboi9659]

I dont know why, every time i see that scene i instantly forget if he has it or not and can't remember for the life of me.

[@rosewhipple7513]

It really feels like that must have been a real conversation among the staff which turned into a bit

[@KSki26]

I didn’t know too until Pam drew the picture and I was like yup Stanley definitely has a moustache

[@tokwatomato]

I was really unimpressed with the 14 min silent streak but then I now realize that they were literally a sales company.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

They. Are a paper company

[@knightflare4595]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx ye they sell the paper

[@susy4220]

@@knightflare4595 they also sold printers when under Sabre

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@knightflare4595 yes, but every company sells something. 'Sales' company isn't a thing. Toys R Us sell toys, hence a toy company, not a sales company.

[@gabrielrodrigues6064]

They're a dog food company

[@geniusfollower]

"Hey guys you know what's even more useful - it's cash!" Jim: "NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NO NO"

[@galicredstone]

The setup of giving Pam a brownie and then not eating one because she's "watching my weight" was savage. So well played.

[@angelinebena9675]

Ikr Angela is such a savage

[@fresh_out_the_toaster5942]

I love how Jim just watched Gabe limp into the conference room, but quickly got up when he saw Dwight was struggling to make it. Frenemies goals 😌

[@theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905]

Erin sleeping backwards after falling asleep while reading the bed's tags tell you everything about this adorable child-like character...

[@dionst.michael1482]

She the perfect amount of dork. I've always had a crush on her character.

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Don't call it child-like, that's so creepy 😭

[@tonk3878]

She’s got that whole father daughter thing with Michael, @@loli_cvnt5622 .

[@spiralyt309]

@@loli_cvnt5622 your name is creepy

[@voidlux88]

@@loli_cvnt5622 what the

[@justinwinston4864]

Pam offering the cash to everyone to out do Angela when they get back from maternity leave and then Jim stopping her. Funniest open right there😂😂😂. Fits the characters personalities so well

[@vanshgarg5514]

Jim Dwight and Gabe standing together like some normal dudes until you realize John Krasinski is 6'3'' and scale it all up😂😂

[@TotosTales]

It’s always seeing them in relation to the fridge reminds me how big they are 😅

[@zeffmalchazeen3429]

he's 6'11" and weighs 90lbs

[@vanshgarg5514]

@@zeffmalchazeen3429 Jimothy Halpert, ladies and gentlemen

[@jairusmislang2760]

dwight's like an inch shorter than jim while gabe is like 2-4 inches taller than jim

[@DrGreerIsRight]

Then Pam is 5'11

[@sammiepittman3130]

The actress that plays Erin is so underrated! She is absolutely hilarious

[@angelinebena9675]

Agree she really makes the office’s mood lighter

[@kettelbe]

She had a nice career i think

[@paixamourchanel9084]

Check out the unbelievable Kimmie Schmidt! She gets her due!

[@noraabb]

But can we talk about how Dwight thought of and calculated all the time his coworkers would need for their morning habits/ stuff they usually do? It’s really considerate of him whether or not he meant it.

[@maxav1-exe]

And the fact that Jim is on the two kids sleep schedule but no kids so he spent literally the rest of his morning setting up a prank for Dwight, that’s commitment right there

[@JaydenWalsh-wl8tp]

“Anyone got a first aid kit?” She literally didn’t want to be the one that messed up she didn’t make her medical cut known

[@duckmeat4674]

Tf is a medical cut? What's an unmedical cut?

[@JaydenWalsh-wl8tp]

@@duckmeat4674 it was very late typing that

[@TimThomason]

Even funnier, they barely acknowledge her and go straight into another silent contest

[@dibassarkar2898]

@@JaydenWalsh-wl8tp Is your last name Lester?

[@abbyhayes9764]

Why do I feel like Erin’s line about pretzel day was improvised?

[@silvercomet4785]

We need more Dwight Dog!!

[@eddieaustin4096]

Agreed

[@ryancarlo9328]

And you have just ruined Dwight for me forever

[@the_neighbors_kid5814]

@@ryancarlo9328 what why?

[@senz8152]

Dwog

[@user-oo1fk3nv8z]

The writing between Oscar, Pam,Angela, and Andy about "having a baby, everyone talking about eachother) is genius

[@cammacmaccam7375]

“i was reading the mattress tag and i fell asleep” Erin was so mf weird 😂😂

[@Cantthinkofwhatshouldgohere]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doctorvenom9348]

And yet precious

[@JustinHall1976]

That look Dwight gives the camera once Ryan realizes Erin isn't in his room alone. Ha ha! Gets me every time.

[@i_alavyashanker]

Well no paid attention when Erin was hurt and asked for help😶

[@molinamedellin]

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity...

[@jordidolcetlallana6354]

That said, the one on the left

[@ornerybeefalo8387]

🛎

[@nittygritty5251]

I was really liking Andy but then the show decided to make him a villain.

[@Nothingisavailible]

He’s not a villain .. since day one he’s always had that competitive side of him that is almost too much he over does whatever it takes to make it what he thinks is best” But he’s always had no chill since day one Mid seasons he does tone it down and we see a lot of his I’m in love phases but that eagerness of his personality is who he is since day one

[@Artbyzig]

@@Nothingisavailible but he did treat erin like garbage . then expected her to get back with him like he didnt abandon her

[@Fbiguy]

The writers were forced to keep writing in excuses for Andy to not be present because the actor needed to go film the Hangover movies, which is why his character gets ruined in the last season

[@AllthatJazz1023]

@@Artbyzig no initially Erin broke up with him

[@petalrabbit9732]

Ikr

[@WorthiestDavid]

When they were debating the Stanley mustache thing, I legit couldn’t figure out yes or no 😂 One of the best cold openings!

[@sunvyna]

11:56 When Creed is like “Hi Hello” 😭

[@Sonakshi111]

Darryl just singing away in the silent time out is hilarious.

[@manasvikhanna373]

Angela's eye roll after Pam said to the balloon "its time to come home,buddy" was 😂😂

[@UNDERCOVER_E]

When Phyllis says that everyone is being nice to her today, but they were making a bet to see if she says cliche phrases, that was so sad 😭 Phyllis has a heart of gold

[@TheLauti1999]

idk smts shes like a predator

[@alrightatgames]

Sometimes

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

No no. Very vindictive

[@JakeFromYoutube]

7:48 easily one of Jim's best pranks 🤣

[@vishalsuvarna7186]

7:46 Dwight's look at camera when Ryan sees him is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@teegod4544]

Erin kicking Dwight in the face cracks me up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@JBM425]

Totally Erin! The only scene that could top it for roll-in-the-aisle laughter was when Michael was doing the improv class with Ken Jeong, whispered to him, and Ken raised his hands… you absolutely knew what Michael had told him despite the teacher’s edict about the Michael Skarn shtick. 🤣

[@markie9934]

Jim’s face when pams eating the brownies 🤣😭

[@inspectorgadget346]

Jim’s face when Pam starts offering cash to everyone to outdo Angela. Priceless :)

[@breej3055]

I had the whole season and watched it way too many times that I cannot watch it anymore BUT I do love these clips. Short, sweet and funny. Thanks!

[@arizonarangershat3831]

The way Angela treated treated Pam in that scene after they both came back from maternity leave, always fills me with so much anger and disgust.

[@goodbot8526]

No. Its the funniest that Angela has ever been. What's so disgusting about it?

[@krylite5541]

It’s so funny lol

[@malehlohonolo8463]

"So guys, you know whats a more useful treat? Its cash" Jim: "Nope!" 😂😂😂

[@chaisuttawithsanjukta8033]

"Un-be-lie-va-ble" That's the gayest Oscar's ever been😂🤣

[@Talkaboutheallegations]

Gabe runnin to hide stanleys face for everyone to see at the same time always gets me 😂😂

[@JackSparrow-rz3gp]

I think one of my favorite ones was Phyllis saying all the cliches. Saying how happy she was to be there is just so wholesome every time.

[@aliciawrensford7818]

Unbelievable UNBELIEVABLE

[@landonlinevision8481]

And thus John Krasinski got the idea for the quiet place

[@cctomcat321]

Nah, he stole that from a book.

[@galeannefernandes5754]

I lost it when Jim came up with the prank in the hotel room. I could not stoplaughing when he fell out of the closet.🤣

[@TheGeekMonster]

16:48 Angela's expression. It's the tiny details of this show that make it so perfect.

[@chaosbalanced]

Dwight and Stanly working together was priceless and so clever !!

[@gunjansharma1620]

Say what you will about Andy being a manager but his way of busting stress was gold

[@tushardharia98]

Why aren't we talking about the way Phllis holds the mug 15:54

[@angie-gw7zz]

It bugs me so much

[@ukaszstepien3628]

Phyllis is our favorite grandma - especially with those clichés, she is so so adorable ❤️

[@uhkingdom]

Anybody else impressed at how quickly Jim wrote “14 min” on that notepad? I don’t see a cut being made or anything

[@madalinadanila_piano]

Yeah!!! Thank you! I have been obsessing over that!!

[@katimillard5924]

You know I think it's funny how corporate spends the entirety of the show trying to figure out why this branch is so Prosperous, maybe it's because the people actually have a fun time with each other. And so they enjoy their time at work and they work a little better

[@Jubbano]

14:37 Honestly this Episode made me forget he does have a mustache. But then I realized when spam showed the pictures.

[@OCDistic]

2:55 This scene is even funnier when you realize Stanley was laughing at Jim the entire time.

[@Atty1997]

15:52 that mug handling still bugging me

[@meganDm7]

I have bipolar Disorder and my depression is attacking up. These office clips calms me. Been watching office clips here on KZbin for hours and it really helps a lot.

[@annika_panicka]

6:52 Dwight vacuuming his hotel room after having made the bed. Lol. I've been so focused on his hilarious spiel and the waking of each person, I forgot about that.

[@InfernalZeus]

You gotta be crazy to open the chest … Everyone turns to Creed

[@Seloa]

That Phylis/rain opening got a genuine "awe" out of me.

[@KatBaumgarten]

I love how erin is so invested on jim's prank in florida

[@daddykeiji]

I miss the office more & more everyday

[@Jubbano]

20:54 AWWW THE WAY JIM HELPS DWIGHT OUT INSTEAD

[@casey475]

It’s interesting how Gabe does not feel like he should be there, but just makes him fit in even more since everyone is so bizarre

[@emilianoizanagi2245]

“You don’t like the Beatles?” Dwight was so offended.

[@joydeeproni]

Somehow every time the Stanley's moustache scene comes, I get confused whether he had moustache or not. 😅

[@inbox895]

stanley eating meatballs from a plastic bag out of dwight's drawer and stapler is everyone's pandemic mood

[@mr.anderson4850]

The video is 21 minutes long just like an office episode. Yes sir

[@duckboii]

It's sad how people never noticed Creed. For me Creed was the best cunning character...

[@annika_panicka]

People in reality or on the show?

[@duckboii]

@@annika_panicka both...

[@annika_panicka]

@@duckboii Oh-I think he's a very beloved character both in the show and by the audience. He's on the periphery of most of the stories, but they can't all play central roles. I'm not sure what you mean by cunning, though. Charming or devious? I'm assuming it's charming, because he's likable if seemingly on his own planet-Lol. (BTW: I think he was in a popular band in the '60s and '70s. The Grass Roots.)

[@duckboii]

@@annika_panicka true...if they had shown too much of him, he'd be a less enjoyable creed tbh

[@annika_panicka]

@@duckboii It's always a treat! 🙃 And his few lines are always unpredictable and memorable. Lol-the cartwheel!

[@beebeetee2926]

"Hi, hello!" Creed was the perfect person to open the chest. 🤣🤣🤣

[@gargamellenoir8460]

I just noticed how at 20:20 Jim realizes his pun wasn't that great.

[@imran-yl7td]

Stanley's laugh it's contagious!

[@ethanporto1745]

The Pam Ryan war is my favorite part of the show 😂😂 Pam always wins tho 😂

[@kamarpreet]

I just realized this video has been up just for 4 hours and I already watched it twice 😅

[@Eaglesfan2198]

13:51 notice how Jim is clapping and cheering one shot and the next shot he is standing are and then goes back to clapping

[@formosancube7675]

The meatball is my all time favorite, Stanley’s laughter makes me laugh

[@hairlesscat6458]

Dwight playing World of Warcraft is simultaneously suited to his personality but also not.

[@Svoorhout85]

Yeah, he seems like the "videogames are a waste of time" type but also the "Thats a 50 DKP minus!" type.

[@pines3326]

He plays Second Life, StarCraft, has action figures, and is a Battlestar Galactica nerd. How is it not suited to his personality?

[@sammiepittman3130]

Doesn’t he play starcraft?

[@Flikanik]

I love how everyone looked at Creed lol

[@DeterminedJellyfish]

I was today years old when I realized that at 8:00-8:20 the bucket of ice Dwight was carrying was to wake up Jim.

[@Kennadiejadexoxo]

4:14 that's why I love andy

[@teamkilo1]

Erin's hipster dance is the best.

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

Wow! That sock in shoe move is so seamless. Making two steps into one...saves years over a lifetime!

[@jdgenjry]

Made me CRINGE

[@KotkarSiddhesh]

Oh how i missed Michael in season 8 ! T---T

[@gregford9852]

50 minutes for Jim to do his hair.. perfect

[@ThePercyJacksonDude]

Everyone pause the video at 11:40 and read the things written on the white board. This is hilarious. I’ve seen the show ten times at least and never thought to stop this and read it.

[@veenugupta7013]

Everyone smacked at Kevin for breaking the streak but they all really wanted someone to break the streak so they could let go.

[@angelinebena9675]

Exactly

[@maruchan458]

Bro, how tf did Jim write “14 min!” In 1 second. It’s so impossible

[@gilvanvictorferreiradasilv9506]

''Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of the human insanity'' - Schrute, Dwight.

[@_VALWASHERE_]

That said, the one on the left

[@getyrgameonbrah]

Dwight dog and Dwight… it’s UNCANNY 😂

[@blackveil3669]

Andy : You've have to be insane! Creed : Hey hello , best underrated scene IMO XD

[@filmy5895]

Dwight: i dont need your help.. (starts taking support from jim shoulder )lol

[@emperorcharlemagne369]

I absolutely love the mustache bit because the first time I saw it it was so true. I couldn’t for the life of me remember.

[@Marcuski31]

11:38 you can hear the cameraman quickly chuckle

[@gunjansharma1620]

Why is nobody talking about how silent that dog was 😂

[@nazgulosmonalieva5162]

I like that no one is perfect, and you hate everyone for their actions sometimes

[@divanshu3711]

Everytime you try to picture stanley’s face,you’ll imagine 2 faces ones without a moustache and ones with it😂😂

[@spishyofficial]

Stanley's laughter is underrated

[@katimillard5924]

You guys should read the list at 11:39 🤣🤣🤣

[@ColletteAileen]

Thank you 😂

[@charisamartin2152]

"We gossiped all night" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@permafrost0979]

Poor Erin was bleeding and waited to say anything tears 😭 😂 🤣

[@gardenlover9663]

My favorite one today is the last. Watching Dwight, falling over after we see the ridiculous sleepover invitation, is hilarious.