The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 8 Part 1)

[@aaronmehaffey6251]

2:55 I love that Jim, Dwight, and Darryl ALL laugh at that.

[@Deernest]

Look at Jim's face, not that natural acting. Or is it just me?

[@busterthebear6756]

@@Deernest I completely agree, the laughs from all three of them and later Meredith all seemed so forced.

[@psbrie]

@@Deernest p

[@psbrie]

@@Deernest p

[@vignesh.balasubramanian]

Because that line isn't really funny. It was a poor attempt at That's what she said. Glad that stopped.

[@roma8964]

Stanley's favorite things -preztal day -closing time

[@luisasantana9038]

Also Christmas

[@techyrelic]

Pretzel

[@yahmee516]

- crossword puzzles

[@ketchup_hater]

The billboards

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

And meatball pranks.

[@sunvyna]

I love how Erin loves to be apart of everything lol

[@indianapolisjones1615]

She also loves playing sneaky sneeks.

[@kkkkaue]

i love her with michael, they have a father/daughter energy

[@preskay8542]

@@kkkkaue would’ve loved to see more of it

[@Chrisko1492]

*a part

[@preskay8542]

@@Chrisko1492 You feel better now?

[@fionahoang9628]

"You know I have to do this." "I know." The rivalry has become a responsibility for both of them, they can no longer escape it.

[@maydavalle]

❤️😭

[@PrimoPete]

18:24 I love how Dwight just resigns to his fate and accepts being pranked.

[@calebramsey9898]

very funny :P

[@Wymdragon]

I love when Pam says she’s going into labor and then sips her drink right Ryan’s face. She’s my hero.

[@robertpower8828]

Maybe

[@michaelparker5030]

"right in" Edit- guess almost 1,500 people didn't notice

[@atable2505]

@@michaelparker5030 I just don’t think anyone cares

[@michaelparker5030]

@@atable2505 🤷

[@youparejo]

@@michaelparker5030 thank you lol, i m not a native speaker and i was wondering what was the right *word after that Edit : added the word "word"

[@Sneakygio916]

Toby planking is a suprise

[@MrCTruck]

It's because he's desperate to fit in

[@olive_alforte]

He's bored playing dunderball already.

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

For pam obviously, she probably told him about it earlier

[@nerdynona2589]

He’s done with everything all ready

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

If you missed the last 2 seasons...sure.

[@anuradhavellat9996]

"Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick" - Kevin Malone

[@diljotthunder4348]

Smarter then Oscar but not Michael Scott

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

Sea world

[@diljotthunder4348]

@@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop sea world or see world

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

@@diljotthunder4348 Sea world. Ocean, fish, jump, China

[@Mrthefunny12345]

Pretty sure Ashton Kutcher said that… 🙄

[@steebunns]

I love how they're worried about the dog in the car, break the window for air, then cover it up with a piece of cardboard with holes... but the sun roof is open LOL

[@platypusnoiz93]

Dwight even pours his drink through it!

[@josha3271]

If that part was aired in the documentary, would the car owner have grounds to sue for damage to his car?

[@杜芬疏失博士]

I didn't realize until I see this comment

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

@@josha3271 it wasn’t Meredith?

[@mrredneck9378]

And it’s parked in the shade

[@DanetteBall]

Kevin rushing up to help Pam when she’s faking labor is actually very sweet

[@acaciagirl]

The sweetest 😢

[@carlosantonioflores3239]

The fake call for Andy is one of the best moments of the whole series. Erin totally screwed it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@howtoliveonearthYT]

Her winking at the camera is hilarious.

[@recklessabandon2322]

With Dwight jumping into it to make it messed up way worse. 😂

[@Guzman88A]

Michael Scott did it first

[@Gamergirl-172]

12:46

[@francosstories596]

“Many small time make big time” Best sentence ever spoken

[@varshav1053]

Meridith being obsessed with royals does and doesn't sound right at the same time

[@avnisharma8017]

Her motives, however, sound like the most Meredith thing to say

[@user-le9ej2nh5i]

fr I don't understand, isn't she supposed to be Irish?

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

@@user-le9ej2nh5i is she?

[@user-le9ej2nh5i]

@@grapefruitjuice9473 yeah she is

[@xavierplymptonstongue54]

@@user-le9ej2nh5i There are a lot of Irish people who follow the royal family

[@Alskdjaa1]

"Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time" maybe that's what you're hearing." Is such a funny line at that moment

[@katiecarrot31]

YES! I love how he delivers it lol

[@sjg1829]

I love the way Angela thinks Kevin’s short talk is how he has always beeen 🤣🤣🤣

[@donaldsimon1411]

like she just accepted it years ago lolol

[@valsayshi1166]

I love how Ryan just stood there awkwardly after Pam told him she’s going in labour

[@AdamG1983]

I noticed Stanley was coming from the break room/kitchen/bathroom when "Closing Time" wraps up, meaning he probably wasn't at his desk for like 15 minutes before 5. The man is my hero.

[@eljokerjce]

I think we all been there 😂

[@Folse]

Stanley had some big time “DID I STUTTER” energy at the end there 😅

[@BrockPlaysFortnite]

“You know I have to do this 🗿” “I know 😔”

[@gmperotti]

I love the fact. That for the dog. The roof is open. The dog already had the ventilation. By breaking and leaving four wholes he did absolutely nothing 😂

[@elizabethwarwick7082]

Except add shattered glass the dog can injure himself on 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@kkhaling5245]

The time when Jim throws money on the floor and says, "Prank"... I find it too funny

[@haleywood692]

She’s making digs at Pam for being pregnant by a salesman whole time she’s also pregnant by a salesman 😆

[@supremeclientele1356]

Yooooooooo! She sure is!!! 😂😂😂

[@user-cr5bx8kd2k]

Andy was a great manager. They didn't have to ruin his character.

[@ursu3368]

@Funki But still they could've give the job to Dwight without ruining Andy. Him leaving to pursue his dream didn't necessarily need his strike of auto destructive behaviors.

[@yourselfrespect8201]

@@ursu3368 ok you obviously don’t understand how this works- he can’t be kicked out just for doing his job- he’d have to do something bad to lose a job ecspecially in the paper buisness.

[@TridenteMenta]

it wasnt ruined, he was recording “hangover”

[@Salt_Review]

When they introduced Andy i hated him then after andy got cheated on i felt like he improved then when he became manager I just cringed

[@sophiathefurbst]

I think they kinda wanted to punish Ed for leaving to film the hangover.

[@orangu]

If Dwight were a real person, and he actually did all those different types of fighting activities, he'd literally be unstoppable

[@AdamG1983]

"You know I have to do this" "I know" I loved Jim and Dwight in the later seasons

[@walkercoleman3813]

“You either got it or you don’t, and I don’t.”

[@ph9113]

I love that Erin has a dirt stripe going down her body from the parking barrier.

[@harsh7agarwal]

Stanley vibing to " closing time " is weirdly wholesome being a lackadaisical man myself

[@AdamG1983]

Stanley's Christmas rant was amazing

[@tomato2517]

Andy being made manager was a surprise that was controversial but one I liked… until Season 9

[@drawfulanimations3253]

yeah, me too

[@ryanrasmussen6746]

Season 9 he changed from the outward bound retreat, giving him the nickname iceman. I feel they did it purpose to steer us in a curtain direction

[@hairlesscat6458]

I feel like most of the later seasons had changes that some people loved but some didn’t. I liked most but the changes to Andy were kind of annoying. I kinda started to like him but then they changed him.

[@ryanrasmussen6746]

.....still the best show ever!

[@florpleborp2275]

There’s something about Dwight being so delighted and at ease with how great things are going with his hella busy schedule that brings me joy.

[@WRXKADE19]

Erin is that one person who is happy no matter what

[@misschuckito1311]

Except when Gabe speaks

[@coolnessap]

Or that time when Michael told her about Angela and Andy

[@Kennadiejadexoxo]

Or when Holly is around lol

[@lanapoort3317]

I love that the sentence 'not me fault' is literally one letter away from being a real sentence.

[@alicemiriah]

And ‘thank’ instead of thanks

[@seamusflannery3374]

Well it needs a subject and a verb to be a sentence so it would need to be “it’s not my fault” But yeah I see what you’re saying

[@djCatScanRL]

🙄

[@jonilynn8918]

Andy singing Closing Time with a very pregnant Pam is amusing since that song is literally about childbirth.

[@thegcqexperience6282]

"Kevin, I appreciate what you're doing." "Thank."

[@imrosegogi1714]

I love when Pam says “little micheal Scott”

[@ARG7856]

"When me president, they see. They see." -Kevin Malone

[@AmberPearcy]

Andy is like me with my kids. I always sing and they never wanna sing with me. 🤣Love him so much!

[@isabellalam08]

Unpopular opinion: seasons 8 and 9 were underrated and had some very funny moments!

[@fairfight9857]

The cold opens are funnier compared to previous seasons.

[@djCatScanRL]

*Painfully* Unpopular 👎🏻

[@aaryatodoroki]

Jim's acting continuously deteriorates in 8-9 seasons it looks rather forced and fake

[@annika_panicka]

11:58 Of course the adorable, ever-enthusiastic Erin is grooving to the song. One thing I don't think I ever noticed before was an obliviously in the zone Andy spinning a resistant Meredith around in her chair. Lol. He has some sort of interaction with almost everyone in the office. I love that opening. And seeing Stanley happy(-ish) and singing is delightful.

[@iamanevutable981]

Andy: "In ten minutes..." *Erin 10 seconds later*

[@sallystories]

He said two minutes actually

[@Qdaman17]

0:16 you got to appreciate Erin’s honesty

[@Nonikt]

Thats not all You appreciate in that scene be honest

[@bigjoe8542]

the change of expression at 12:28 is priceless

[@CentigradeMind]

Trueee. Also, awesome profile photo 🤪

[@argenism6]

18:29 Jim: "you know i have to do this.." Dwight: "I know" 🤣😂🤣

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

3:07 gabe just looks like he doesn't wanna be there

[@jesslove8372]

"I've upped my karate to 8 times a week" - Dwight K Shrute

[@hrb2004]

Erin’s motivational scream at 10:53 is so underrated

[@SameerSrinivas]

“Right here. Little Michael Scott” 🤣🤣🤣

[@daniellecarr6614]

Is anyone else worried about the dog stepping on the glass

[@veraa5282]

Don’t worry it was stunt glass and if you look carefully you can see that the dog was taken out of the car of these takes

[@amormio4293]

No because it was fake glass

[@kats6575]

Did you really think they used real glass 😐😐

[@maydavalle]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@edmonte7332]

It's prop glass. It's made of sugar or smth.

[@anguy2k]

Favorite opening is the dog “trapped” in a hot car lol The fact that they even acknowledge that the sunroof was open, its parked in the shade and its not even hot out makes it hilarious

[@bryansmith6939]

The way Andy was really happy after Stanley sung his song with him 😂

[@AnthonyPolanco]

Stanley’s contemptful “END - goodnight” is everything

[@zemo3207]

9:06 Probably the greatest No No No after Michael.

[@justinharris2320]

"You're A bad man Andy Bernard. This stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma.. I had an uncle..." I wanted to hear that story...lol

[@spyratekodaks7494]

The episode with the billboards is actually a pretty clever way to attract attention and get known!!

[@ramoncruz527]

I freaking love this show man Did anyone realize the sun roof was open for the dog they over did it wit the animal curtly thought lol 🤣

[@Mayam12.16]

And they broke his window 🤣🤣

[@annika_panicka]

Lol! Yes - Dwight was pouring a beverage through the sunroof before Oscar broke the window.

[@GZas]

People who say The Office died when Michael left are insane. This show was ace from start to finish!

[@djCatScanRL]

*False* 🐻

[@TH-hy9kr]

I didn't care for the Will Ferrell days, but thankfully they were few. James Spader was hilarious though.

[@gudduentertains]

FACTS!!!

[@megaman5125]

Stanley's laugh is so contagious 8:11

[@itzhope3787]

Dwight: don't do planking its dangerous especially with me around Also him: PARKOUR!!!!!!

[@Isabel-ot1vq]

Well tbh he was following Michael

[@nurikodb3915]

4:47 Pam's face is priceless 😂😂😂

[@beccag9506]

0:37 Phillis: coughs*. Robert: leaves.*

[@averyfilmsstuff]

did you see how even dwight laughed at 2:57, which is interesting because barely anything amuses him.

[@Aethelia]

Dwight is amused by plenty of things. Just not by Jim. If Jim had said the same thing, Dwight would have had some response that started with "Fact: " or "MICHAEL!"

[@chagrin6919]

This is because dwight lightens up in the last few seasons

[@averyfilmsstuff]

@@chagrin6919 yeah its great to see his character develop and change. hes very well written

[@PossibleBat]

Kevin revolutionizing language by why waste time when few word do trick will always be a favorite of mine lol

[@itzkold7552]

4:30 My english teacher's image of my grammar when I miss a single comma.

[@pratikmanandhar1033]

Erin vibing is the cutest thing

[@zhishihuangdi98]

Toby suddenly grew a lot of hair once Micheal left..

[@Itsant33]

Andy is right about a closing ritual. I have a closing playlist when it's the end of my shift

[@zainab2302]

12:04 Oscar has no one to take him home

[@kaleidoscope5054]

Oof

[@tyronbrewer141]

“Oh my boss is singing closing time maybe that’s what you’re hearing” always gets me

[@no.6269]

Are we jus going to ignore Dwight's 0 hours of sleep schedule?

[@SgtxAnus]

14:52 this is why Andy has his downfall its the Karma

[@lslice5283]

Dwight running yelling “no, no, NO, NO!!!” Will always be hilarious to me!

[@amrayabaptiste2933]

Jim: You know I have to do this. Dwight: I know Jim pushes him over* 🤣😅

[@cyn5903]

4:20 can we talk about that analysis Oscar got from Kevin trying to save time by saying less words😂😂 he’s really that annoying smart guy

[@thatoneguy1299]

Stanly's speech at the end makes him the goat

[@queeneliane7745]

7:42 Kevin is so funny😭

[@ashtynkmccurdy3460]

Kevin’s “thank” instead of Thank You will never not be funny 😂

[@shadofett7495]

7:41 I love how they all forget about him after breaking someones window

[@roma8964]

That was creative "oops we dropped our prizes."

[@E99-w5n]

Did Oscar just break the window while the dog is inside and the dog is stepping all over shattered glass 😱

[@soummadiptamukherjee]

8:33 Jim staring into my soul

[@Josiah_Trelawny1]

I now realise I am Stanley. We share the same attitude.

[@jakman8515]

I likr how no one cares that the sun roof is open in the car and just cares about the dog

[@gabrielacruz4071]

I should learn from Dwight, meditating at sunrise and then at sunset.

[@watercoloureyesssssssss]

I love the fact that the sun roof is open but they smashed the window anyway

[@TheGreySage0]

😂

[@blessedbythebest1003]

When Stanley finally has something to say 🤣🤣🤣

[@uniformsyter927]

I think Andy was the best manager. 2nd only to possibly Michael. He keeps Michaels ideals but I feel like more work gets done with him in charge.

[@jokotri2186]

The 8th season was great except a few last episode, it has one of the best Christmas episode, andy was great too

[@o_o-_-8639]

6:59…I was surprised that Oscar did that…I wasn’t expecting from him such a thing…anyway have a nice day 🙂

[@xiuyeyin]

2:30 later to realize the father is the great(est) salesman

[@lycanthropickle]

6:08 were they all getting milkshakes together? thats adorable

[@robertscobbie3159]

Jim: you know I have to do this. Dwight: (solemnly) I know.

[@tarunikaumashankar3644]

I love how Jim and Pam are worried about Kevin

[@sahil4127]

Stanley is the best character, the leaving work song has become his favorite

[@__1201]

7:36 Considering the sun roof is open, that literally did nothing.

[@nicholasheredia4235]

8:13 Stanley’s laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Makaveli3k.]

Andy being manager.... this dudes real life agent is Top Notch.

[@xxx920]

Pam and Jim making a big deal out of Kevin using less words always makes me toll my eyes XD especially considering all of the tome wasting bs they both love to engage in.

[@EventuallyLate]

Stanley has THE BEST LAUGH

[@fluffin4bean]

I had a boss in a sales office from 2001-2003 that would sing that song WITHOUT the music every evening when it was time to go. I would have loved to be in the room when he first saw this. 😂