the office quotes that are legitimately good life advice | Comedy Bites

[@ebgsdb6662]

"Not everything's a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes, you just fail." That gets more real every time I hear it.

[@TotoDG]

Ironically, that’s a really good lesson.

[@gustavoangelof]

Missed Kevin saying "Look, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia: a fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are, you just might catch one."

[@barbadoskado2769]

oh yeah that was good one!

[@eeriekeebs]

"My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever." - Michael Scott

[@omaanshkaushal3522]

Just dont do anything to anyone ever, its so simple xD

[@Kenwyfe29]

“Don’t be an idiot, it changed my life “😂😂😂

[@abdullatif9622]

E: "Get in quick" M: "Why quick?" E: "Bcs it's faster" 😂

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

I think the best advice The Office gave was that if you have a fiancée, don't wait 3 years to set a wedding date because one of her co-workers might steal her away from you in the process.

[@JP_Stoeffler]

BFD, engaged ain’t married. Never ever, ever give up.

[@rainymornings]

That's still possible even when you're married though... loyalty comes from inside, not from a ring.

[@vediboy22]

The best thing about Ryan is the sass he brings out in Pam

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

And in return lol "Yeaaah, me too!" (07:24)

[@sutherlandA1]

"It's like I used to tell my wife, I don't apologise unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one, too." Stanley Hudson

[@samriddhsingh4896]

Pan singing for the birds funeral and Michael's smile is so heartwarming. ❤

[@belenluther182]

Pan? **looks into the camera**

[@SamanthaHenderson1]

Dwigt?

[@smylesg]

I ask myself, "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing. More people should follow this advice.

[@miguelsilva9118]

I too wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you've actually left them.

[@gilius]

Every time you take a deep breath, look around and for some reason you feel good. That, that is the good days. :)

[@tb7667]

'What up Cynthia?' Life lesson - Do not say that to Stanley's wife.

[@motherlillith]

I’m glad I watched this before shaking my baby ! WHEW! Crisis avoided

[@dudeymcduderson]

You're lucky. I watched this 20 seconds afterwards 😔

[@fernandoshoots4076]

That’s actually real advice

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

Oh good, I heard that wasn't good for them.

[@fernandoshoots4076]

@@HellInternAKACandyMD it’s not

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

@@fernandoshoots4076 Thanks Ryan

[@jonvia]

That line Andy has at 4:23 is so deep. (Thats what she said)

[@gilius]

Master!!! 😂😂

[@alpha068]

4:25 this almost undid the damage to Andy in seasons 8 and 9....almost.

[@abhishekrao1525]

I made new friends at concerts because I gave them a stick of gum.

[@josemaria8177]

The best advice is to always vanquish your fears. Or else you end up like Ryan

[@kingschulz1444]

Early worm gets the worm

[@Kris28169]

another worm, like are they friends?

[@RazuRae02]

the first one is so real

[@RichWeigel]

I feel like at 2:01 Steve trying really hard not to burst out laughing and break character.

[@Zakk_Ross]

If you want to know you’re in the good ol day before you left them, practice gratitude. And realize you’re allowed to be grateful for what’s around you and want better or be upset with your circumstances too. gratitude helps you appreciate the nice parts of our present life. If you don’t do that, you’ll miss the good ol days as they pass right by you

[@MsHorseracer]

Andy’s observation about ‘the good old days’ is incredible

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Why is Dwight wearing his casual outfit at 5:04

[@trustysine6004]

It was after the basketball match in the warehouse. S1E5 'Basketball'. I guess he didn't feel like changing properly after the match.

[@ChrisWagner-bh3vn]

I had no idea that Spartacus was a "whodunnit". crazy.

[@TheGoldenApex]

Office best show ever😂😂😂

[@batgurrl]

Michael and the stripper was deep Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone.

[@LaurentMoquin]

excerpt : not everything is a lesson, sometimes you just fail congratulations, do you know what your prize is ? Nothing, some tasks are not worth doing keep it simple, stupid never ever ever give up everyone likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them nobody should have to go to work thinking "oh, this is the place that I might die at today". That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead make friends first, makes sales second, make love third. In no particular order how do you untel something ? You can't, you can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do is spread false gossip so that people think that everything that's been said is untrue, including "Stanley is having an affair". It's like the end of Spartacus : I have seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is me mechanic : no speak english. But he know what me mean when me say "car no go", and we best friend. So me think : "why waste time say lot word when few word do trick ?" never shake the baby

[@nathank1899]

Watching Michael dance at 2x speed is hilarious

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Great now how about making a complete video of Dwight not wearing his coat where he wears his colorful shirts tie that’d be something after all it’s a food for thought

[@annatave]

I declare BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY.... I didn't say it.. I declared it

[@WJen8]

I learned something from this show.

[@xoxovp]

these are the rules everyone should live by

[@TanviSingh-ij2oh]

dawg where is Creed’s last episode dialogue

[@Geekinonatuesday]

“Never let a girl feel good about herself, it will backfire on you” why is this lowkey true

[@annatave]

Why say lot word when few word do trick

[@michaelmartinek7408]

Dwight: Michael says K. I. S. S. keep it simple stupid. great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

[@14reasons58]

Ryan the race mixer. It makes me sick