The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

After exchanging solicitous texts, a 60-year-old man looks to meet up with a 13-year-old boy - But this isn’t the first time Chris Hansen has seen this creep.

[@FlorenceIsOnFire]

“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” SHITS GETTIN SERIOUS.

[@StoicObserverS]

I know... So serious

[@jimbynewchron2901]

*BUMMMMMMMM*

[@Tool0GT92]

I now ask plants if they are cops.

[@stsjlou]

LMAOOO i thought the same

[@iwbsi.]

@@Tool0GT92 lmao

[@womaninthewave]

We’ve borrowed our decoy from the local retirement home.

[@ladythiep2811]

Emma W. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AcidicElm39898]

You got me dying laughing at 2 AM Bravo

[@cartermade8634]

Emma W. 🤣🤣🤣🤣fuuuuck!!!!

[@sherryclark2552]

LOL!!!

[@besteverepicmillennial5927]

@@AcidicElm39898 ah you're trendy by "dying". dont be trendy be yourself

[@Pipecleaner500]

“We hired a 13 year old boy but his 30 year old cousin came instead”

[@Yokachemi]

No fucking way😭

[@PlumbDrumb]

🤣🤣

[@GreenDinoRanger]

Who in this operation keeps hiring the 29 y/o marine to play a 13 y/o boy? And how do the perverts keep falling for it?!

[@deeptoot1453]

*Preds* 😂😂

[@matthewkuttivillayil6034]

Maybe because they’re idiots

[@vanna5449]

😂

[@whewfan]

Jesse had his suspicions... he asked for the ID because he didn't look 13... was that a deal breaker? I think just about everyone that came by said "You look different from your picture."

[@dhgmrz17]

"We've hired a U.S. Marine to be our 13 year old decoy."

[@nunyabiz6925]

Rofl

[@tiamat_023]

@@andreakarsch7345 "MEEE MY MOMMMY AND MY DADDYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

[@gary1471]

That marine gonna put him in a headlock

[@robertkidnley93]

Lol right

[@stoptrudeau42]

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x have a seat over here...

[@KennethU]

“We’ve hired the father of a 13 year old to be our 13 year old decoy”

[@Vigilante80085]

He’s like 16 dude

[@badzi4200]

FBI agent C-284 He’s a college student

[@Palrath1]

@@Vigilante80085 looks 20 at least. Not even close to 13 year old.

[@giovannabarrera6613]

FBI agent C-284 hanahm

[@jessicamessicaYT]

💀💀

[@blightedgrounds]

I guess the lady texting with the bullet proof vest is afraid of screen shots 😂

[@Jr-hv2yn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@commentsnice2779]

Nice

[@silverspaulding514]

Words can hurt you !😂 Ok,I tried.

[@editsbyken8736]

okay you ate that

[@randomactivities5373]

Good One

[@hungdaddy2599]

Does everybody else crack up when they read the texts and make the "predator" voice as creepy as possible 🤣

[@Dogman262]

He sounds like hes having a lot of fun

[@SniffinJoeBiden]

"...and hopefully soapy, lol"

[@jenettebutler8073]

😅😅

[@ericsatx210]

@@Dogman262😂

[@panicproductions7555]

“And hopefully soapy lol” 🤣🤣

[@nicky_gunz]

Chris “we put a microphone under a leaf” Hansen

[@thegamingcorner2824]

💀💀💀

[@fordin6431]

I read it as "microwave"😅

[@65firered]

Now that I think about it...

[@kwestphotog]

😆

[@megmir6954]

*Queue spooky music*

[@flintyp0P]

They hit him with the good old "microphone under the leaf" technique

[@Thechoosin1]

Exactly the oldest trick in the book smh lmao.

[@Dustyphoto915]

😂😂😂

[@ac-2-shoes971]

Microphone under the leaf jutsu (葉術下のマイクHa-jutsu-ka no maiku)

[@JW-zs1pz]

Good Ol Microphone Under the Leaf Trick!!! 3rd time this month I fell for that!!

[@BijinMCMXC]

Stfu 😂

[@dharmallars]

The way Chris says “c’mere a minute” so authoritatively like he’s the guys dad. Doesn’t get any better than that.

[@derp195]

I laughed when I read this, but when he actually said it, I almost jumped out of my seat lol

[@JoeyLeddzDippin94]

He says "Come here, man".

[@CandyKG28]

Yeah, I find Chris Hansen to be quite sexy and distinguished, I call him a Silver Fox now 😅

[@Justin-jg2hi]

An 8 year sentence suspended after 2 years? WHAT? That judge needs fired.

[@rogerwinters9856]

@Justin-jg2hi the judge is a predator.

[@kerashlallchander]

imagine if they hadn’t put the microphone under that leaf.

[@d33p345]

it would be literally unwatchable

[@gamma21285]

A two 🐟🐟

[@asloii_1749]

@Jason Wren you are a legend

[@hampelmann7574]

My type of humor🤣

[@pyroplays777]

Fr I was worried about that one

[@2prize]

We hired Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as our 13 year old decoy

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

They hired John Cena first, but the predators couldn't see him.

[@cesarramirez7619]

LMAO

[@breeny09]

2prize I’m cracking up so hard at this comment

[@Liphted]

Lol

[@Liphted]

@@53subscribersnovideos35 nice.

[@drewmckenna7]

I love these guys' selective memories and vision. He can't read numbers, he can only read letters.

[@shmeagol]

3:43 “And hopefully soapy..LOL.” That was the most devious lol I’ve ever heard 😂

[@TheLadyj8402]

😂😂😂

[@Jack-cd9pm]

"hopefully soapy" we all know that even the 13 year old who totally isn't 29 with a wife knows how to shower

[@rayo8190]

"we hired this former marine as our 13yo decoy"

[@lexiisloved1297]

Thief!

[@luis5029]

burak must’ve gotten that idea from all anime

[@bentleyboogyman9299]

😂😂😂😂

[@DisguisedMunkee]

"So we hired Danny Devito as our 13 year old boy." Admit it, that would be the best episode.

[@guru_basketball_kiero]

You would think morons would look at the decoy and can tell he's not 13

[@HeatyFrog]

"Are you a cop?" "No" "Okay phew, sorry i gotta be careful"

[@gurutruecrimeguru1405]

Cop- Oh damn you got me.

[@lilyanna4275]

"wanna come over" *"Yeah but are you a murderer?"* "Umm nooooo" *"Okay had to be sure"*

[@luckyvampie]

“Wanna come over?” “i need to make sure you’re not a _cucumber_ “ “Lol I’m not” “Phew gotta be careful yk?”

[@SunnySydeRamsay]

"Are you the zodiac killer?" Ted Cruz: "no" "Phew gotta be careful"

[@danielbenson6407]

"Coz you know by law you have to tell me..."

[@mr.noway77]

" GUY I KNOW FROM THE TRAIN, IS ABOUT TO BE DERAILED "😂 that was a good one guys.

[@BuddWolf]

As a retired law enforcement officer, I can appreciate the long, hard hours of work that goes into these stakeouts. They’re the unsung heroes that keep creeps like these off our streets and away from our children. 🇺🇸👍🏻

[@kevinkant6817]

Stop it, your into man butt

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

For like 2 years of a 5 year sentence

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

Oh look. This guy got 8 years and did 2. Gg

[@Michael-yh5ec]

Pig 🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@jonathanwynter4950]

I doubt you were ever a law enforcement officer lol. Stop farming for likes🤡

[@jermainewood7480]

The "decoy" looks like an ex Marine. With a wife and kids. Great job guys

[@soupperandstarlitsartdumba469]

Jermaine Wood still worked like a charm 😂

[@willjones6400]

Slightly thinning hairline.....

[@ismellya]

Jermaine Wood - And what if the “kid” says, “Um, yeah! Damn!! You got me! I’m a cop!” Like the perv would actually get an honest answer! What a stupid schmuck, this sexual predator is! How many times had he gotten away with it before getting caught is what I’d like to know! I did a search 3 months ago of registered sex offenders in my tiny neck of the woods and was absolutely SHOCKED when I saw them all! One lives 3 houses away from me! Disgusting! People who prey on children should NEVER see the light of day again! They do their time and get over it......while the victim spends the rest of his/her life damaged by it! Once a sexual deviant....ALWAYS a sexual deviant! One way to fix that! Chop it off, AND his/her hands, and see how they manage then! Ugh! Just disgusting! But wonder if these pervs who end up on this show have to sign a waiver or some kind of release allowing the show to use the footage on national tv! And whether or not the perv gets a reduced sentence or fine for doing so?

[@Scratchingforcash]

Why you steal someone else’s comment?

[@uglyoyukiy0136]

I was the 1000th like lol

[@michaelshannon6134]

Anyone cringe seeing how their 13 year old decoy looks like a 27 year old marine?

[@daegu_devil9847]

The girls always look more believable than the guys for some reason 😂

[@yeahbraah]

Stolen valor.

[@kevjohno86]

JAR HEAD

[@trawlerkent9101]

Dude definitely has his Kbar down the back of his pants 😂

[@ananousous]

Me, my mommy, and my daddy...

[@28hipster]

This is without doubt the wildest TCAP for me not because he’s the worst predator but just the voiceover, the leaf, knowing Chris and of course an Iraq war veteran playing the 23 year old just the perfect formula 😂

[@troyjacobs96]

When they had Chris Hansen say "Seattle Bareback Boys" 😂💀

[@willjauk]

😂😂

[@saddollshit9913]

“ this is our 13 yr/o decoy” * Morgan freeman walks in*

[@shellyrae9281]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allanbaker5945]

LOLOLOL!!

[@kameelahsalaam4553]

Aaaahhhhh! Stop it! 😂

[@walkerpatricia3171]

Lmao

[@SurahOnline]

LMAOOOO!!! 😂😂😂😂👏

[@Voicist]

"Our actor, Jason Momoa, is posing as a 13-year-old boy"

[@scyllah4931]

Honestly I'd love to see Jason Momoa have a little chat with one of these predators. Dude can throw fucking axes, you aren't getting back out that front door 😂

[@Gingerimp123]

STOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@whyisblue923taken]

It's fine. His voice still cracks.

[@jennylane9083]

😂🙃

[@stanpines9011]

@@mannixg1372 you don't get this now, but children are not ready for sex mentally and a lot of times physically too.

[@milesjohnson5487]

Whoever picked this decoy needs to be fired. He looks 35 years old.

[@CharcoalBlasterdog]

Its so wild that these predators know there's a risk of police and when they say "are you a cop", a simple "no" is good enough to remove their worries...

[@colindavey4075]

The title should have been "The one where Chris Hansen puts a microphone under a leaf."

[@StffdCrstPzzh]

Colin Davey I choked reading this 😂

[@brettorton2363]

Colin Davey lol that’s good comedy

[@HikoBenny4ever]

That’s how you know shit has just got real.

[@mayemorente]

🤣🤣🤣

[@britann9539]

Lmfao why was that so funny

[@Wtfplsstfu]

"Weve even placed a microphone under a leaf." Damn....he means business

[@napalmstickylikeglue]

It's funny how proud they are of that......then they put a camera in a garbage can and close the lid....🤣

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@napalmstickylikeglue This is starting to look like The Truman Show

[@thatkid3952]

@@napalmstickylikeglue Lmfao im ded bro 😂😂😂

[@kill1zombie4free6]

Im glad someone said this

[@mikesready5p518]

'music intensifies'

[@mrd3016]

"Want some water?" Asks the decoy who used to be in the Marines.

[@ocarina0001]

I love how this is one of the only times you see Chris ever away from his usual standing spot, this really is a moment where it's like an old friend trying to be compassionate even though, y'know, that friend is trying to rope a minor.

[@bettym.3996]

The decoy didnt even have time to show him the table his dad made.

[@Dtrmarquis8]

Betty M. 😂😂

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Nice callback

[@devonmartinbasson]

underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMitchZone]

I don't get it. 😐

[@nicolel7592]

😂😂😂

[@CClackerss]

“We’ve decided to use me, Chris Hansen as our 13 year old decoy.”

[@robinkulbay]

😂😂😂😂

[@SiccazHD]

😂😂😂

[@ZetaHVH]

@Avi Wetzel I second this hahahahahahaha

[@raian3909]

You might believe it if your eye was scratched

[@DingoDIDeatmybaby]

"He is about to take me into the bedroom to study. My microphone will be off during this time."

[@nickeywilliams8514]

These voice overs on text messages has me dying😂😂😂

[@Emileave]

why they gotta make it sound so horny...

[@vandalbelis544]

Yeah, like John "Stealer and the Ravens" Duper and Jeff "Pizza" Sokol, now is Charles "Soapy" Lawrence

[@AntonioDavid-qu3zq]

I always love the police chief at the end, he is so soft spoken but you can tell his sense of justice burns fiercely.

[@IgnorantWeed]

I hate him speaking. He say the same shit all the time

[@Myself-yf5do]

It was a shame they didn't show Chris talking to him about the depressed 19-year-old they caught, even though that wasn't an "official" episode.

[@nugget938]

"This is our 13 yr old decoy" **Pitbull walks in**

[@snakeoil7089]

Miyu from Wii Sports I would like this, but it is at 69 likes, so I have left a comment instead

[@yagadoob]

dale

[@nathanielblanco1258]

dale

[@snakeoil7089]

Dale

[@eddieguererro46]

Mr. *WORLDWIDE*

[@Crunchy-red-leaf]

"We've hired Bernie Sanders to play our 13 year old decoy"

[@raycurry4168]

That was funny !

[@chloel2961]

😂😂😂👍

[@armaniii8579]

Only one that made me laugh lol

[@2steaksandwiches665]

vincentrich - Banned But Not Forgotten Benjamin button

[@TheRawAve]

I am once again asking you to take a seat at the stool

[@camelliarobert7392]

I feel really bad for the family's of these monsters, the betrayal is real. If my dad or grandpa was arrested for trying to have sex with a 13 y/o I would be disgusted, ashamed, puzzled, angry... And alot more

[@PajArtsStudio]

That decoy has been 13 years for 37 years

[@smilerpie1]

That guy supposed to be 13? looks like he did 2 tours in Iraq and has a mortgage.

[@chrisodom92]

Yep.

[@PhantasmaAdoria]

😂😂😂accurate!

[@Shayne42069]

And he lives there with his "mommy" and "daddy" lol! Most people I know stopped calling their parents mommy and daddy by the time they were 12!

[@smilerpie1]

BAHAHAHAH, I love u guys.

[@ReeN1995]

I'm 24 and could probably pass as 15-16 if I shave, couldn't they get a better decoy?

[@rayofsunshine6300]

“We’ve hired Joe Rogan to be our thirteen year old decoy.”

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Joe "lol rlly" Rogan

[@Andy-kw5nw]

😂😂😂

[@theash1111]

Hshahaha nice joke man

[@Utonian21]

That would be incredible

[@LadiiBlues14]

😂😂😂😂

[@zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949]

I love how straightforward the title of the video is. Everyone remembers this one as the guy Chris knew

[@Myself-yf5do]

I can't believe he got a harsher sentence than the Gentile guy.

[@94blahblah]

The actual 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it that day so they asked his dad to fill in

[@thelukesternater]

Word

[@hangestitansss9553]

@Xbhsha Bshaha word

[@sergei_mikhailovich]

Excel

[@leon-qt9mo]

One drive

[@dwightyawg7781]

Keynote

[@poopperson7691]

Our 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it today, so we asked his ex-marine father to fill in.

[@boochu8690]

😂

[@kookie_krissy6728]

i feel like ive seen him before in my brothers military photos there is always that one guy.

[@AM-bq7df]

@@kookie_krissy6728 EXACTLY THERES ALWAYS ONE GUY

[@kookie_krissy6728]

@@AM-bq7df those picture were the people in the front are leaning on one knee and the the guys in the back are standidng up. I've definitely seen him

[@gamma21285]

A little 🐟 smell here

[@smokeynewton]

He thought he was 18. I thought he was like 27.

[@Bigjoe5162]

"I know Chris Hanson he's actually a friend of mine I commuted on the train with him for years that's more of an embarrassment than anything" He says while getting busted trying to hook up with a 13 year old that's worse than embarrassing I'd say while being embarrassing

[@nathansantillana625]

“The one where the decoy looks like he could be on his second marriage “

[@lillyannamunari1621]

Sooo all of them 🤣🤣

[@slaughterfucks]

@@mannixg1372 it's not a sexual orientation, and you are not old enough to make that decision yet.

[@dig8634]

@WindTheBrave I think he's just trolling guys. He's posted that same comment three other places at least

[@vixx-kun7686]

Everyone's gangster until they put a microphone under a leaf

[@flufkyn8150]

Can't wait for them to put a hidden camera on the predator

[@blacksunshine7485]

@ThatViolentMelody You dudes literally cracking me up yo!! Everyones gangsta.. loooooooooollllll microphone under a microphone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frgwyn3760]

Flufkyn trecfwwr

[@ip4501]

Flufkyn underrated comment

[@fryedpiper]

bro, comment of the year lmao

[@zubetp]

chris just looks amused when he sees charles lmao

[@chadstokes6532]

"SEATTLE BAREBACK BOYZ" Amazing commentary

[@matthewkyle1612]

Damn decoy looks like he already had 2 divorces.

[@eulyduran86]

😩😭

[@Maybelater444]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismac1507]

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x BrUh🗿

[@terryterry5468]

Nice pfp

[@jimh.412]

Who believes that kid is 13? Couldn't they find a different actor?🤔

[@erroreden]

Predator : I know Chris, he’s a *friend* of mine Chris : He’s an *acquaintance*

[@debsreno911]

Exactly! I saw him on a train once so now we're friends? lol!

[@jimothy.ortega4995]

debs99772 he said they commuted together for years

[@poochyenarulez]

@@debsreno911 sounds like more than once if they knew each other's name

[@poochyenarulez]

@Jimmy Johnson relax

[@michaeldadon7294]

Jimmy Johnson Looks like someone’s dad beats them.

[@nero_palmire]

"We even placed microphone under the leaf" - gets me every time.

[@DieselDreamerTV]

Hearing Chris Hansen say the words “Seattle Bareback Boys” deadpan like that, I lost it 😂

[@Cortzen90]

“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” Crime drops down to 0%

[@blacksunshine7485]

Trees cut down to 0%

[@jamesboies5754]

Best be leaf it

[@ofpensswords6966]

Leaf it At 666 Pls

[@Master_of_Critique]

>when you drive back to your meth lab in the middle of the desert and there's a random fern sitting on the porch

[@daniellarose9391]

Allibaad Cortzen come on guys leaf it now , we all know Chris was barking up the wrong tree

[@tygottafeelin9753]

“We’ve hired a 10,000 year old cursed mummy to be our thirteen year old decoy”

[@R281]

😂😂😂Almost spit out my drink

[@anyalaASMR]

LMFAO

[@ericbloodaxe88]

😂😂😂😂

[@peterborzillo456]

This deserves top comment spot

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@LVhasAIDS are u serious?

[@Ghost_of_Michael_Collins]

“We’ve hired legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the convincing role of the decoy”

[@Princeitstime]

Dude lied about his age on his application...he got Hansen and his team thinking he a 17 year old drama actor... He 37,..

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

We’ve hired ex president Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy.

[@JoseSanchez-wg9hi]

😂

[@lyndsay369]

LMFAOOOO OMG

[@shadow_of_thoth]

I mean, sure, it's believable.

[@donnadiore2356]

😭

[@DanniShelton]

This is the comment that took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@teflojr1562]

“We’ve hired former President, Jimmy Carter, as our 13 year-old decoy.”

[@nataliarobinson9514]

Ha ha! Good one

[@JulEnglefaris]

😂😂😂

[@patrickbateman1540]

@Daniel 96 and still alive

[@byronhardy5264]

It’s crazy how he’s still alive what a legend

[@byronhardy5264]

@Daniel don’t forget Reagan

[@lambda494]

The guys they have reading the chat logs deserve every award in the world.

[@savvygavvy69]

“We hired this Vietnam veteran to be our 13 year old decoy”

[@MrTheebs]

"We hired the predator's dad to be our 13 year old decoy"

[@vph7]

lmaooo 😭

[@lilithjacobs9107]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeowmeowAlexandra]

Hahahahaha

[@_tainted_rain-681]

Predator: "dad...?" Decoy: "Daddy~"

[@gladyslopez1922]

😂😂😂😂

[@gusrtw20]

"We would even put a microphone in our decoy's hair but his receding hairline didn't allow us to"

[@xoxo1700s]

🤭😂

[@thechemi5083]

Lmfao

[@kevinlee3572]

😂😂😂...

[@jamessandy5873]

13 y.o. with a receding hairline

[@Nazinsky]

Lol 😂

[@memphisdaniels3218]

Was that fully grown man supposed to be a 13 year old boy? 🤣

[@memphisdaniels3218]

@@najicodm8405 explain

[@ad.8369]

Neighbors lookin from the porch like *"Another one"*

[@kidding6712]

A D. Lmao

[@tobymcguire5699]

I just realized all the busts are in the same house bc of this comment

[@saberur66]

dude this is in my town, and I never knew that (over 23 years here) and NO ONE is discussing this. like im so confused how this isn't a known fact this tv show is shot here, I drive by this house all the time. im S-H-O-O-K

[@askme4450]

saberur66 That’s a good thing

[@bleachartist3098]

EGGBERT INKABOD your just a dumbass

[@scottishjp5082]

What 13 year old would talk like this?

[@maximilianocdebaca8193]

How could that actor pass as 13??

[@Edit.Name.]

The “teen actor” looks like he hit puberty in 1984........L-O-L

[@jozefivanov600]

Omg for real! I was like ????? This guy is going to run away when he sees the 22 year old actor thinking the teen's big brother is there to kick his ass or something.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@@jozefivanov600 i'd still smash him though

[@jozefivanov600]

@@kasperknutsen8283 10/10.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@@jozefivanov600 yeah...😳

[@bunnyrubyjanee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RavenThePlayer]

“Our 13-year-old decoy, by which I mean the same decoy we’ve used for the past 13 years”

[@southernbreeze3278]

okay, that was pretty good

[@pepperroni4016]

Hahahahha thats funny. That guy doesn't look 13. I think they just say 13. He looks 25

[@jasminerami5124]

@@pepperroni4016 yeah in one episode they said he’s actually in college; 20 something years old.

[@leal714fercho]

So hes been 13 for 13 years lol

[@Leetbeast]

but why is a 13 year old talking to older people..

[@generalsirc2615]

“That’s a pretty tough sentence for a first time offender”? I think the death penalty would be light sentence.

[@pissemand]

"so graphic we cant reveal the remaining texts" Chris just keeping all the gold to himself.

[@vampires4life242]

James Doyle Or does he?

[@one_man_community]

@James Doyle Doesn't mean he doesn't have it still

[@l0-kaewolftech207]

Psst... they post the chat logs on the website.

[@kristenroberts5875]

L0-Kae WolfTech links or it didnt happen.

[@kingofdragontown9680]

God damn FBI is being inappropriate, but they getting away with it.

[@laupatual7137]

Pedo: "Are you cop?" Cop: "No." Pedo: "Seems legit."

[@eljefe5176]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rock3tcatU233]

5000 IQ in action.

[@macmike8329]

No u dum dum im a 14yr old boy silly hehehe...

[@logictotalwar1201]

HILARIOUS

[@kkuttah6819]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harleyqueen3109]

That decoy definitely looks way older than 13 😂

[@FloridaManNapalm]

“We hired Avengers Actor Chris Evans to play the role of this 13 yo boy”

[@vlycae]

imagine knowing chris hansen personally and still doing this shit 😭

[@yojimbe1980]

Exactly! Like whyyyy?!

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

I pity the fool.

[@contentdeleted7662]

How dumb can someone be ?

[@WashOfCascadia]

Chris Hansen is even more disappointed.

[@Juan-dh5gq]

He's in jail

[@lukedenby1198]

"We've even put a microphone under this leaf" Me: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[@batwom4304]

Luke Denby that was the killshot.

[@bethforshaw]

Luke Denby LMAO stoppppp 🤣

[@neptune_wolf-1514]

Lmao

[@onthesquare1104]

I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part in the vid, I'm dead

[@roberttoppi5427]

on the square yea right lmfao

[@Ridesmule]

Not enough jail time in my opinion. We are talking about a 13 yr old, still a child in their mind regardless of whether they think they are or not. When you let him out he will do it again. I believe if you target children you forfeit any rights you think you have. Let him live in prison where he can’t hurt children.

[@MangoMousse888]

Righteous work! So awesome to see

[@eliwolfe9344]

It's funny that his excuse was "not being able to read the number 13" when hes literally an accountant. His job is reading numbers.

[@nicoleowens2318]

I didn't even think of that, great point 😂😂😂

[@TrueRetroflection]

It’s a C L E R I C A L E R R O R

[@tmo4330]

hey you are right! no way he read wrong. that was an excuse. child porn in his car. an obvious homosexual.

[@MyrnaDeJesus]

Good call!!

[@NewEyes25]

Eli Wolfe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lollylou99]

Whoever made the decision about the mic under the leaf needs a pay rise

[@andrewkrikorian760]

*raise

[@Madenthewest]

L_T99 Lol!!!!

[@lollylou99]

Andrew Krikorian it’s *Rise. I’m British not American.

[@andrewkrikorian760]

@@lollylou99 but the person you are referring to is American so it's *raise

[@JavierGonzalez-ze5bk]

L_T99 fact!!

[@likenl4508]

They're pretty proud of that microphone they hid under that leaf 😅

[@Demonzk]

“Keep your genes in your jeans.”

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

-knows Chris Hansen, personally -seen his show -considers him a friend -sees him, regularly -decides to pick up a 13 y.o.

[@iseetrolledpeople]

"The fact that I know him, drastically reduces the chances of me ever meeting him on the show. That would be nuts" - Pedoguy.

[@Verhoeven1980]

Keep your enemies close.

[@xoEmilyAnnexo11]

White privilege

[@aflaczach]

That’s like talking shit about Mike Tyson while knowing he’s on the same continent as you. Planet, even.

[@evilconvictpressley]

@@aflaczach I've never said anything bad about Mike.

[@lilsunnyadrian7358]

“We even hid our 13 yr old decoy under a leaf.”

[@scooch4684]

“Chris Hanson was even hiding as a leaf”

[@ajkoots258]

@@scooch4684 our leaf was posing as a camera

[@shyyyshyyy9329]

😂😂😂😂

[@sugarlessmfkr]

*Chris Hansen voice* NOT TRUE. At the time of the arrest, the decoy was actually under a rock.

[@ismaelalvarez8661]

Yes 1000th like

[@OfficialDeejai]

That’s the oldest 13 year old I’ve ever seen

[@jakeybakey420blz2]

I feel like the only reason they put a microphone under a leaf was just so they could say "We put a microphone under a leaf"

[@Supernova-gq8uf]

YSFrosty this is my favorite comment 😂😂😂

[@alegria1813]

There's no way this camera actually records something

[@eepy123]

Lmao

[@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462]

I'm the leaf on this video and you're right. They did it to me to brag about it

[@alegria1813]

@@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462 Saluuut!

[@hambonejamboree7750]

Predator: "I know Chris, he’s a friend of mine”. Chris: "it’s still hard to believe it’s an acquaintance of mine" Dude got acquaintance zoned by Chris Hansen.

[@Blackchairwhitecarpet]

Hambone Jamboree fkn hell this made me laugh. Thanks man. I’ve had the year from hell already but this got me

[@papaofthejohns5882]

Chubrub Damn, well I hope everything improves man. Nowhere to go but up!

[@dawsonsauce9670]

Chubrub same homie, hope everything gets better soon

[@seanokane522]

Chubrub Hope it gets better man

[@blacksunshine7485]

Predator: ''I know Chris, he's a friend of mine'' Arnold to Chris: ''Get to de CHOPPPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[@davidgarcia0604]

I love how the title sounds like if you and a friend were discussing to catch a predator and you ask them what their favorite episode is

[@Casual_Lifestyle]

“Seattle bareback boys” Thanks for the recommendation chris

[@jurisfootrag]

"We've cryogenically unthawed this caveman from the Himalayas to play our 13 year old decoy"

[@JET7C0]

Funny, but am I wrong or shouldn't it be "thawed out this cryogenically frozen caveman" or something? _Un_ thawed would be undoing thawing, and then to cryogenically unthaw them is even more confusing.

[@sirapos6550]

In A Gadda Da Bleeda-great name,you brought me back to my teens listening to Iron Butterfly

[@gerardwaysway5999]

@@JET7C0 just let us have fun with it

[@JET7C0]

@@gerardwaysway5999Lol - what's stopping you from having fun with it? The comment has 100+ likes, and I was just saying - I could see a friend saying this to me, after laughing, IRL. it's not like my comment just obliterated their joke.

[@yoaspiree]

😭😭😭😭

[@alexishere5994]

"Now the guy in the train is about to get derailed" Chris: *God, im so clever*

[@gurutruecrimeguru1405]

Probably had a team of staff trying to come up with that one on a white board.

[@jonnie2bad]

@@gurutruecrimeguru1405 guaranteed

[@cheorry3141]

I legit said ‘good one chris’ when he said that kandjhskj

[@MusaMansu]

I missed that one. Timestamp?

[@mmmmargarine]

@@MusaMansu 4:56

[@terrydactyl2077]

This one mad me crazy sad. So much sadness around this dude. 35 years apparently he was part of a video sharing group online. 35 years. All those videos of just the saddest worst shit. I ain’t a spiritual person. But I shudder to think of all that accumulated sadness and despair that surrounded that man as he died. What a cold cold soul.

[@rhyshoward6424]

"We've hidden a microphone under a leaf " got me 😂

[@alexslaius8463]

“We’ve hired Kevin Hart, to play our 13 year old boy”

[@sherncall]

Alex Mora that might actually work he’s short

[@alexslaius8463]

Shern call might even confuse him for a pre-schooler

[@touya]

Shern call fr he just needs a shave

[@ericmattson3234]

Alex Mora now that’s funny !!!

[@alromolor9168]

Say with ya chest!

[@rjenkins5248]

" we hired my Father, Chris Hansen Sr. to play our 13 year old decoy"

[@garywilliams6124]

Best variation of this meme I have seen in the comment section yet

[@FuckYouTube1776]

R jenkins lol

[@ckotcher1]

Lmao

[@mizuchi999]

Hansen

[@S7232S]

He was overweight, Chris gets it.

[@RosygreyglassesS]

"The detective's not buying it." Would a detective ever buy it?

[@stevesteiner6844]

Maybe if it's worth it.

[@YanaSLee]

His bond was only $75,000? I’ve seen half a million for no real crime at all. The system really favors these people