The Onion BUYS Alex Jones's Infowars Show | Hasanabi Reacts

[@sodiepopp9304]

These next 4 years are gonna be an absolute content gold mine for The Onion

[@neverletmego6414]

more like the next 4 years will turn Onion skits into reality

[@williamduke1756]

Thinking about the Matt Gaetz story, the Onion doesn't even need to make things up at this point.

[@jordaneggerman4734]

​@@neverletmego6414 we're already at 2/3 of an Idiocrasy, so why not go full Onion-article daily?

[@benjaminherrera1987]

The "AND HIS NAME IS HASAN!" Soundbite is so iconic lmao

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

Literally I’d feel like I won life at that point. Hasan dedicates his career to doing the right thing, and the most evil but memeable dudes just print content for him, and that’s he wildest one with the most memeable voice, it’s so perfect

[@comedyman4896]

The Onion wearing the skin flayed off the corpse of InfoWars like a skinchanger lol

[@espresseaux]

And I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry!

[@literallyanythingelseother]

Lol wait the "I'm saying it" intro is from the 9/11 clip lmaooooo. That's dope

[@athklymqimtb]

"I'm saying it 'I'm saying it' is preceded by the truth".

[@Spyderinagourd]

In a video game tho

[@kawalie]

THATS WHAT ITS FROM THANK YOU 🤣🤣

[@korubi_eCSTatic]

wow good on my feed for actually serving this to me in a timely manner and not 2 weeks later! thanks for all you do, Hasan Reactions, you're my fav of the hasanabi industrial clips complex

[@HasanReactionsfanTwo]

The channel was de-algo'd, so it wasn't pushing any videos until 72 hours after posting (to the minute). But luckily, after 3 months of that, it finally got put back in the algo (suspiciously the day after the election happened) So you should be seeing me a lot more regularly now :)

[@Halo-lg7rq]

@@HasanReactionsfanTwoI was noticing your numbers randomly dropped. I wasnt sure if it was from competing/sister channels getting more play or classic YT bullshit. Seems pretty clear now

[@TheAldriko]

Literally just the title was enough to send me off on a laughing fit lmao

[@ezaf5989]

you laugh while gazans face genocide?

[@literallyjustisaac3521]

Bro i read The Onion’s post about buying InfoWars and thought it was satire until someone else reported it

[@woody_you_want]

Hasan having a show on info wars as hank pecker would be gold!

[@jordaneggerman4734]

Lmao I love how, after the "Tim Apple" cycle, we now accept "Tim (Anything)" as code for the CEO of that company. Like, we should just start openly calling Elon "Tim Tesla" or "Tim SpaceX"... _...wait! "Tim Boring"_ It's too perfect!

[@wills187]

Hasan's alex jones impression is UNREAL dude

[@dankmemester123]

imagine if they kept alex jones and made him report the truth lmao. their one avenue of legit reporting being alex jones forced to stop grifting is in and of itself a hilarious form of satire.

[@blammela]

I laughed so hard at this! Go onion!!! Hahahahaah

[@wplants9793]

Honestly I have always thought Alex jones would be entertaining in a reality setting but who’d want to platform him, he’s such a monster

[@atlys258]

I swear we have officially entered yet another absolutely insane timeline 💀💀💀

[@mitchellanderson3068]

Alex really had the audacity to call InfoWars “a family show” lmfao

[@davidtaylor142]

I saw this announced by the onion and thought it was a joke

[@TheShatteredLegion]

The Onion is a Gift from the Universe

[@mexicanopdb]

Guys, the best timeline is just around the corner, Trump just needs to announce Alex Jones as press secretary

[@laceybabay1013]

Pleassse. We’re so close.

[@nunpho]

I wouldn't be surprised at all at this point

[@denvue]

Omg i love cnn using a clip of Jones crying while they describe this happening lol

[@gerryg2560]

A Hank Pecker segment on infowars would be pretty frickin great.

[@elirane85]

I had to triple check this to make sure it wasn't satire. This is gold

[@dav__made]

We need to bring the Alex Jones sound alerts back 😂

[@lolasdm6959]

I AM A HUMAN THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE

[@ede292]

Also “Ladies and Gentlemen, we are all domestic terrorists” CPAC 2021

[@omgkthxbi]

alex jones calling hasan sexy is one of the top things of my life i think

[@williamduke1756]

Looking at Trump's cabinet picks, the Onion doesn't even need to make things up anymore. Satire has become reality.

[@jonathanovershares]

6:53 lowkey threatening ethan with litigation, lmao i love it

[@carterbucken1476]

This is a part in this video where Hasan is reacting to Hasan reacting to Alex Jones reacting to Hasan

[@FinxOmally]

Anyone else think that this story was a satirical piece from The Onion, that they were going to buy InfoWars? This is amazing, it’s a joke that loops in itself.

[@RazalasTrebla]

Funny that The Onion owns everything of Infowars, including the set and their brain force plus vitamins.

[@superstinkybeans]

Alex Jones: I told you i had a bad feeling when does he not have a bad feeling

[@saiyan24]

I love this for him! 😂😂😂

[@HasanReactionsfanTwo]

Can't believe The Onion is using their 4.6 Trillion viewer audience to platform him now... smh

[@ashdog9235]

@@HasanReactionsfanTwoso true 😔

[@lestatsluv317]

Hasan has never ever been so giddy as he was the day Alex Jones talked about him. 😂😂😂We will never see him smile so bright again.

[@ampar1010]

Onion buying up the competition 😂

[@La-PetitMort]

💀

[@dav__made]

When Ostonox used his Alex Jones reaction and overlayed it over the jungle themed room still makes me laugh

[@marioi.carrillo6264]

Finally, some good fuckin' news

[@ashdog9235]

Common onion W

[@timj6121]

19:30 the coveted triple-self-react

[@NotBroihon]

Hasan reacting to Hasan reacting to Alex Jones reacting to Hasan reacting to Dan Crenshaw. This is peak.

[@MJH-kr4zg]

“It’s both hilarious and also very serious.” Got to give credit, that’s a great line.

[@Robert_Bob_Bobrob]

The onion really has fallen off for the last 10 years but this is pretty funny! 😆

[@infinitecurlie]

At least we can meme our way through these next 4+ years 🥲

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Why must the funniest timeline also be the darkest?

[@Lil1kv]

The devil works hard but hasan reactions works harder

[@HeroicVigilant]

I know he's moved past them, but the Jones twitch alerts were iconic. I always cracked a smile when I heard them.

[@owengravy3645]

What a big big man you are Hasan

[@OhAwe]

Lmao so weird

[@owendavis5420]

6’3” to be exact

[@lolasdm6959]

Big hunky man😊

[@SamuIise]

I think this is referencing 18:50 when Jones was talking about Hasan in case it’s unclear 😬

[@HasanReactionsfanTwo]

I think it's actually referencing the old outro song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqfOZnSnrthmkMU Still Alex Jones though

[@padung6018]

Holy cow! Hank Pecker flexing his 100% USA approved muscles wearing infowars merch for America. That's Patriotic. Can't wait for the collab (Binder is also eyeing for the Infowars merch as well).

[@SamuIise]

I love that Alex Jones calls it’s “The Onion newspaper” like it’s something serious and not a parody/satire site 😂

[@AlexGoldhill]

It is certainly more serious than Info Wars.

[@LidiaRose-g2z]

No fuckin way they had stelzer report on this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cherry on top 🤣🤣🤣

[@ilikechamomile4502]

5:03 imagine Hank pecker on info wars lmaooo I need it 😭😂

[@geolosophizer7293]

Best thing to happen for any news involving Infowars

[@ilikechamomile4502]

15:47 he was so happy lmaooo 😂

[@MoldyOvergrowth]

When i heard this i had to google it 3 times, cause this SOUNDS like an onion article lmao

[@inhumANthropoid]

I miss the Alex Jones alerts... one of the best eras of the stream

[@sargonsblackgrandfather2072]

The Onion should just run it as a Democrat conspiracy site with a whacked out red faced Alex Jones type screaming about how they’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs straight

[@dombobomb5420]

20:47 wtf is happening w the repeat and also chatter jus saying cvm 😂

[@yasmingirl17]

Hasan reacting to Hasan reacting to Hasan 23:40

[@GishCarolan]

They should have a presenter called Alex Jonas.

[@Baphomets_Kid]

We don’t deserve The Onion.

[@athklymqimtb]

Alex Jones Invented the Karaboga Meme

[@Luminousreign]

The court order thing is ridiculous if you are even mildly literate in the law. I think the position of the court on who his stuff now belongs to has been pretty clear since his bankruptcy was denied.

[@kevinphiggins]

Fully agree that the last good thing Jimmy Dore did was spit on Alex Jones

[@Shawnsrumi]

Viva La onion

[@blakehampton11]

Finally some good news

[@emirrendon2825]

Yall aren’t real ones if you weren’t watching Alex Jones in middle school.

[@bradharrah3339]

I was just in TX last weekend for the first time...a karaoke convention. I warmed up the mic for you!

[@theredgoblin562]

Legacy media holding on to the last few moments

[@jordanmoors607]

The Onion was bought out, the new guy is trash.

[@InternetMameluq]

What would be hilarious is if they kept Alex Jones and just made him do Alex Jones stuff, but satirically. Alex Jones: Breaking: Trump vows to return Israel to Canaanites

[@gapsule2326]

Only if he does it for free. Money is better spent on a impersonator. Imagine they sued Alex Jones for his Alex Jones persona which since his attorneys said he was acting.

[@Spyderinagourd]

​@@gapsule2326 i think they actually do own the character

[@OpalDruscilla]

They could just use an AI Alex Jones

[@InternetMameluq]

@@OpalDruscilla Not as humiliating, and won't bring his real audience.

[@OpalDruscilla]

@@InternetMameluq not sure how they would force him to do that, but I am willing to bet they can draw in some of his audience with the website and the contact list

[@taurusfiend5836]

alex jones doesn't deserve to live in anything other than a cardboard box for what he's done.

[@WutWo]

It’d be really funny if alex jones continues on by doing “info warZ”

[@danebrennand]

This is going to lead to very, bad things. Laughing now, but there's no way this ends well.

[@The1Mischief]

I ended up Subscribing to the Onion after hearing the news. My first physical newspaper arrives in December 👍

[@juliusblaze]

The Alex Jones x Hasan video was how i found his twitch content on youtube.

[@superstinkybeans]

"the onion shouldn't be able to do this!" maybe Alex Jones shouldn't be able to call a shooting with real victims a hoax...

[@ashdog9235]

8:50 please please let this happen How many twitter bots do I need to reply to Trumps tweets for this to happen.

[@avaruusmakkara5176]

I didn't know me and Hasan are birthday twinsies 😁

[@nickolas6614]

they said it has 4.3 trillion daily readers but there are only 8 billion people on earth hmmmm

[@SamuIise]

Doesn’t specify species or planet

[@greatwhitesufi]

0:40 Hasan's got friends and fams in every media company lmao.

[@Slechy_Lesh]

3 hasans on screen at the same time!

[@othmaneelmansouri6314]

Can't believe I'm about tu subscribe to infowars

[@technodrone313]

the onion movie is the greatest steven segal movie ever.

[@benrosasco2667]

The wonion

[@birdbrianbig1261]

Hansan they cant make him press secretary that bed consider curle and unusal punishment

[@-Boone]

Hasan Pecker lmfao, I'm dead

[@frameandi]

Trump's goons as incompetent as a windows update As a transwoman, i got more than one tool. I wish w mfer would lol

[@Space-j3z]

I'm watching Hasan react to Alex Jones, react to Hasan reacting to eye patch senator reacting to Hasan

[@abrahamissac5938]

The Onion is this True??

[@itsmeJonB.]

Did you change your account name or am I confusing you with someone else

[@zanechaos]

I was there 🤩

[@XanBcoo]

Wait is Hasan really coming to texas?

[@bakermob29]

Wonder what job Alex is going to get in the Trump Admin?

[@La-PetitMort]

Hasan looking extra breedable today

[@j.h-j5j]

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[@natej84]

Hasan has reached the I'm thinking of sueing Destiny and/or H3 part of the drama? Did i hear that correctly

[@greatwhitesufi]

Idk just seems like hes thinking if he has a case to do this against Destiny.

[@Dixondoesthesektur]

YOUR LAND. OUR CHOICE. FOREVER.