The Only Drunken He Don't Know For Real [SFM]

He is drunk
#jetstreamsam #tf2 #sfm

[@venezuela547]

This is how winning a melee fight against a demoknight feels like

[@KraftDragon]

As a tf2 player I can confirm

[@dadisman6731]

certified tf2 moment

[@assfucker6997]

@@KraftDragon if you have a katana it can cut bullets even if it's a cheap $20 one made out of crappy steel that's not tempered, but a proper Japanese authentic katana with temper and Detail in its manufacture can clearly handle a lot more than that, and they either because science KZbin channel or the other KZbin channel made by the same person contains a video where they go over how the mask allows a katana with a 45-degree angle and a fruit fly level reaction time of about 0 point zero five milliseconds is enough to on average person's Dimensions be enough to cut a bullet in half and react to it. If you were to say have lucid dream training capacity and you went for more than just new skills and muscles, but you went through all of the extra time that dreaming gives you to train your brain to make perfect calculations for exactly when and where a bullet is going to fire from a firearm based on the fire rate of the firearm, bullet drop, bullet velocity, and on top of this you were to actually train your own reaction time which you can find a video with the title that should be something along the lines of real Samurai Cuts B&B in half. This dude had an incredible reaction time, this or perhaps a reaction time similar to the Olympic person who apparently according to the same KZbin channel that calculated the bullet cutting has an average reaction time of 0.40 Ms which was technically against the rules because if you react to the bullet firing in the Olympics sprinting in less than 150 Ms you are considered as having guests when it would go off and gotten lucky. So if you have reaction Times Like These fellas right here you could probably have a brain that could make the calculations to do that in between the fire rate of various guns for perhaps one or two bullets and perhaps if you get really ambitious three people firing at you with guns and cut those bullets-and because you're custom-made blade has an angle at 45° or greater the pieces of the bullet that you cut will not go into you. So it's theoretically speaking a properly trained possibly on performance-enhancing drugs like adrenaline, cortisol, and cocaine altogether in some murder cocktail of drugs could theoretically take care of every single character on his own team turning against him and due to their primary use of guns. And honestly because fire does follow up have it could theoretically be cleaved through, yes I'm aware speech-to-text made it not sound to G adequate correct there. And there it goes again. But the fire could not feasibly be cleaved to any manner that would help out no man because Fire doesn't really connect with other fire so Demoman would not get anything useful out of cleaving Pyro's fire so he would probably be best sneaking up on him or just charging in before he dies from being burned to a crisp. It's unrealistic that someone would have all of the time, dedication, and or discipline, skill-set, and situation to actually train up to this point and they'd also probably not find an adequate situation to use this... But if they are in an American School.

[@Silkyfin_]

truer words have never been spoken

[@gamek27]

Three rune blade vs half zatoichi

[@1qazxsw23edcish]

The fact you managed to perfectly encapsulate both TF2s humour, MGRs humour and add a little of your own without deminishing the raw badassary is truly a feat is genius.

[@XCluelessXP]

1.5k Likes yet no Replies, this seems like a crime.

[@therealgmhere5988]

Our man is the next Kojima

[@FishFoodexists]

@@XCluelessXPikr

[@dinglebord]

Fr tho it's amazing

[@souleymanemiousse7841]

He took his nuts off!

[@exumbra1399]

1:35 That scream when he charges is hilarious.

[@tobiaszglik2850]

Ya Man

[@techmetal2964]

Demoknight

[@zebaguette1006]

the classic demoknight shield charge but without the shield 👍

[@someperson5575]

And perfectly adaptived

[@mr.coockie1214]

Do you not know a game called TF2

[@lewisspring35]

The fact you even mimiced how Sam moves in the game is fucking amazing.

[@bananananananabatman8999]

Honestly the most impressive mgrr animation I’ve seen because of that

[@brangwynthedarkestdeity1210]

It also moves the same way as demomen at the same time. Truly a masterpeice.

[@JandronekEXE]

Moves are nice, BUT, triple dash is supposed to appear after wham bam damn sam loses his mcfucken marbles and straight up punches you

[@ErenJeager535]

@@JandronekEXE ah I see u also watch maxor

[@JandronekEXE]

@@ErenJeager535 i forgor that players can skip disarming sam and proceed to phase where he triple dashes

[@starsilverinfinity]

Atleast half of the viewers of this video will cringe in pain at that finisher, sheeeeeeesh

[@amogusgaming.6681]

Wdym that's how raiden defeated sam in game

[@sneedfeedandseed2410]

nah all of them will cringe, being stabbed in the crotch is immensely painful for everyone.

[@leanman6537]

@@amogusgaming.6681 His family jewels didn't get cut off in the game now did he?

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

​@@amogusgaming.6681 He got stabbed in the balls.

[@letsminethatcraft1647]

Stop calling me out on God 💀

[@turboranger7550]

Liver is busted My left eye got dusted I've even forgotten my na-a-a-ame *Burp* Got no depth perception Or charging direction I think I booted up the wrong game! A desolate map No objective to cap Just two men with a pair of cold steel Got dust on my jowls The scrumpy's gone foul The only thing I know for real There can be *On! ly! One!* You got no excuse, I've long been drunk. I will not come *Un! Done!* Beneath the tower of the red sun Because a merc does not back down from a fight Oh no! There can be *On! ly! One!* It's the only thing I've ever known!!! They'll glue you back together In the farthest depths of hell! I only wonder whether... Your death will have my drunkness dispelled Grenades and stickies shall no longer fly Swing my satoisama with a battle cry!!! *BUUURRRRPP*

[@katkovb5876]

I want it hear

[@RaidenTheRipper950]

Oh man, we really should have someone to animate and sing this, just like Wheelchair Sam video.

[@notoriousp.o.g6773]

Please someone anyone make this song real

[@thememesjack]

I can sing this, but don't expect the good quality.

[@Ottomancat5256]

This is illegally underrated.

[@threadmiser4914]

The fact that you managed to recreate an iconic scene from a AAA game so perfectly with the digital equivalent of drunken claymation is a wonder to behold.

[@dravendarkplays9607]

Well it is demoman

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

Calling sfm a drunk claymation software sounds really accurate, specially on how stupid the software can get at times.

[@IAmLiterallyArthurMorgan]

the crown jewel stab is kinda accurate to demos primary taunt and his crotch armor unlike other classes

[@user-dz3wt5ik2d]

He unable to create any lifes.

[@theletterE.HDMI1]

"KABOOOOM"

[@softwater7169]

dude that transition from the fan rendition to the official version of "the only thing i know for real" is so good

[@deltazenturo1701]

Beta version to official was pretty dope

[@uncroppedsoop]

they're both official, first was the beta

[@pootisbardo019]

i didnt even notice it switched

[@detomnz2024]

Around 02:15

[@aekiyria_]

the fact that, all of demo’s attacks are the *exact* same as sam’s in the actual game is so fucking impressive, instead of flailing the sword around

[@desktechies2175]

I was not expecting that SFM to go as hard as it did, that fight was badass.

[@eis6570]

It's a massive improvement from the previous one

[@themintycafe5208]

-Kills Jetstream Demo *-CONGA TIME*

[@Mat0s-316]

Absolutely amazing work. Incredible animation for the fight scene with a good mix of humour thrown in between (Scout's little dance as he lives kills me) Props for the amazing vid!

[@mr.coockie1214]

Its the original Conga dance from TF2..... bruh

[@Mate397]

"Show me a good *drunken burp* time Scout!"

[@_Catgirl_Connoisseur_]

you can sense how much affort he has putted into this sfm unlike anything we get nowadays

[@clamdeity]

putting up with SFM's bullshit alone requires more effort than most things tbh

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Eh TBH most of the SFM community is actually pretty talented and puts good stuff for the most part but i do agree the quality that this video has is pretty high and looks amazing

[@alantheannihilator3599]

i don't like to be that guy but most of the SFM animations I see nowadays are pretty much high effort and are overall great in quality, I can't recall a bad SFM animation from this year tbh

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

​@@alantheannihilator3599 me neither

[@ric270]

​@@alantheannihilator3599 honestly some of them have been amazing, like emises blue

[@MTF-Alpha-9.Commander]

3:10 BRO SCOUT WENT OVERKILL ON HIM *RIP HIS BALLERS*

[@communisthitler666]

Bro did a monsterkill

[@Edgeworth992]

Think fast chuckle nuts

[@tomaslopez2940]

@@Edgeworth992 *GOES RIGHT FOR HIS CHUCKLENUTS*

[@owenchoi4834]

God that's painful

[@theviewer159753]

@@owenchoi4834 "Yes!" *burp*

[@MrEvan312]

Demoman's shield charge matches so well with that linear dash attack Sam uses, I love this

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

That "our World now" shirt delivered a critical hit to the nostalgia center of my brain. Has it really been a decade since that happened? Great video!

[@rema0126]

You beat me to it. Its been so long since ive seen it, yet it brings a memory of a better time

[@Drakon_Minaka]

Been long enough I can't remember what all of that was about and it makes me sad.

[@nuristanite]

Yeah, it reminded me of that wonderful time too.....

[@thoraxthegreat2534]

absolutely blown away at how well animated this was, and the cover was top tier

[@soursalt698]

that would be the demo version for Sam's theme

[@zereon]

@@soursalt698 ha, geddit, demo version laugh or I'll puncture your jewels off

[@MentallyDisabled69]

2:28 F2P players joining Hightower

[@fruityninja4026]

Actually so impressed by this. Didn't expect the fighting to be anything amazing but nope, literally captured the feeling of MGRR perfectly. Bravo!

[@nikolayrodriguez272]

I thought the same but when i saw this video last 3 minutes and 27, i instantly knew this sh*t is gonna be good

[@mr.coockie1214]

Welcome to Team Fortress 2

[@Kingjustin1019]

2:47 “No need to *flip* out Scout.”

[@Randomcanadian20]

O look at this cool bug I found

[@johnnyplto5592]

this captures how cinematic the bosses and moves from mgr are , half of the moves here are things in the actual game

[@themadone3282]

I haven't seen an O.W.N mercenary for a while... thank you for unlocking a memory

[@KingGodzillaTM]

HELL YEAH NEW POOOOTI SFM, also another tf2 mgr one hell yeah Edit: Just finished watching it, that was insane, I haven’t seen that oWn texture in ages and Jetstream Sam as demo is obviously fitting, great work as always pooooti!

[@plantbefore]

The O.W.N. also sent a wave of memories through me

[@EndThusIAm]

Stumbled across your channel just in time for two awesome and very tight animations! Great work!

[@rip4anskiy7]

I legitimately cannot put into words how well this video manages to incapsulate Sam's bossfight. kudos for your work, my man

[@user-ke6pc3zu2p]

I can now cross "watching a sword fight made with SFM" in my childhood bucketlist

[@SMAisRandomz]

Just another poooooti animation just perfectly balanced. 2:17 *HOLY SHIT! VERGIL VS VERGIL POV!*

[@mr.coockie1214]

Pootis

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@mr.coockie1214POW!

[@elChefsito735]

Pootis

[@MuhammadAjiSaka]

0:42 shit was i the only one who noticed flying heavy

[@MJT-DA]

I was searching for this comment 😂

[@simondigruber2111]

Actually incredible how you managed to replicate Sam's moveset in sfm so perfectly

[@carljavier2560]

1:05 that scene goes hard af. No, this entire video goes hard af.

[@fluffydragon1525]

2:06 are you fucking kidding me scout that attack’s probably the easiest to parry

[@ruben6777]

Actually it's a golden attack, so it cannot be parried☝☝☝🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@LeonKlent]

He wasn’t locked in

[@dynoskirmisher7422]

I love how you replicated Sam's grin with Demo's final moment.

[@FunnyGamerMan]

hot dang, thats funny and very well animated, appreshiate that demo uses sams dlc movement and normal one aswell as the beta music. beautiful.

[@grimnir8872]

The Demoknight charge scream with Sam;'s charge attack is *chef's kiss*

[@auraX67]

"do they really?"

[@irishash-2001]

"Raiden, you ran over a child nine miles back, what are you going to do?!?"

[@hexospikez741]

This is topnotch holy shit. The coreo is amazing, feeling like a perfect blend of TF2 and MGR. I actually stood up cheering when I saw demo charging at him holy shit. Also, the barrage at 2:16 is icing on the cake here. This is amazing omg

[@zOMGGaiaOnline]

I havent seen anyone else mention it but it seems to pay a reference to the barrage from the finale fight of the entertainment district arc in Demon Slayer.

[@hexospikez741]

I mentioned that it was a Demon Slayer reference in the original version of this comment but I didn't wanna sound like that kinda guy, so I left it out as just "a barrage." If it is a reference, it was awesome nontheless

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

the fact that O.W.N is still having an appearance in *2023* truly amazes me.

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

I love the use of the fan faction “o.W.n.” It’s rare to see them in newer animations.

[@harryfreeman5479]

yeah considering how shitty they were in the past, thankfully the rebirth community is nothing like the new one (i think)

[@ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460]

@@harryfreeman5479 Nah man, o.W.n Rebirth is led by a bunch of Transphobic edgelords who think that their Steam group has a right to rule the game. The group itself is fine, but the leadership suck major ass.

[@galesonic]

​@@harryfreeman5479there's a rebirth community?

[@Durgemann]

I spent the whole video thinking Demo's armor said "oWo".

[@fomod_]

Dude the Our World Now skin for Demoman unlocked a memory holy shit

[@Foxtrot_UniformCharlieKilo]

When ever the algorithm is feeding me trash (amungst a few small gems that are gone too quick), I can always count on a TF2 SFM to provide true quality through stunning animation, dialog, action, story telling, etc. or what ever is passing for a YTP. Either way the characters can fit it and the community can make it great, and thats what i love abt it

[@catgod999]

The fact he hit the griddy at the end is the ultimate show of disrespect

[@Thorax7x686]

Scout: Sweet *visor on* Demo: yah, let's dance! *Mask on*

[@tyloedits1966]

This is incredible. You used tf2 voice lines and still managed to make all this make sense, the fighting is perfect, although half of it is just them standing and doing the judgement cut like thing Vergil does, but regardless this is beautiful and you MUST do this with all the other bossfights. I won’t take no for and answer.

[@AlvinGames09]

The duel between the maxed Speed and Agility build vs maxed Strength and Health build

[@Breadiot]

ain't no way he started winking after getting stab down his bottom part 💀 overall, the animation is really cool! looking forward to seeing more of your work

[@mr.coockie1214]

Isn't that what Jetstream Sam does? Demo just wanted to be like him

[@rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95]

Sam got stabbed in the chest while Demo got stabbed in the balls :skull:

[@Dushess]

@@rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95 in LOWER chest actually

[@GodOfThings]

1:36 "No fear." *Demo slide-charging at high speeds* "One fear."

[@imaheadout8529]

average melee demo vs melee scout fight 1:21

[@scoober643]

The fact nobody is talking about demo saying let's dance at the start of the fight

[@Cyb0r-ns3vu]

Let's dance

[@jehovafelipelugoferrer4656]

i dont understand how nobody make a fight animation before you,but this is incredible!

[@Emulysse]

why is noone talking about the beautiful sync at 3:01

[@fall2zero]

this fight would have instantly ended upon a single stabbing motion instead of a swing. it took them so long for one to realize "you cant really block a stab as well as a swing"

[@metalclawsteelheart]

I mean, with this speed you could bat it away

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@metalclawsteelheartwith good form and roughly equal strength, not really. It would more so be revolved around playing around the stab.

[@wanaplay6923]

POV:When the best highlander goes against their best scout.

[@VroomNDoom2602]

I really like the balance of the over the top anime style without obvious critical mistakes. It actually seemed quite legit as far as 9999999mph swings go. The only flaw is that final blow. Scout would have lost his head due to his sword being drawn far back in both hands in a non-defensive stance while Demo is holding his with one hand and could have easily outranged the attack with his metal arm.

[@scormern]

Bloody Brilliant! -Demostream Tavish

[@juniorthepegasus9359]

How do you have less then 2k subs, this is absolutely god tier

[@XurenChao]

The sounds of sword strikes were magnificent.

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

Sekiro deflect noises.

[@TheTrains13]

Making the desperado icon design into the weird as fuck black team "our world now"thing that I never actually knew what it was but I remember it existed from years ago. You hit a memory I didn't remember I had. Also nice use of the beta mix of the song melding into the final release

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

My only complaint is that Scout isn't mostly a robot while Demo has a metal arm

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You forgot: *shirt*

[@burnoutcat2387]

The sheer fluidity is amazing

[@JagoShogun]

2:00 it's little effects like these that even when animation is jank, makes the weight and impact feel better.

[@badwaterhater]

the fight scene is great ngl

[@Sp0oderPasta]

this deserves more views. Man that is fire

[@Gekk-rx7nv]

The effects on Demo’s slashes are pure cool juice, also your use of sfxs is amazing

[@professorgames3261]

"Think fast chuckle nuts." XD The perfect quote to end this with.

[@BoredSai95]

this unironically goes hard

[@Tblaster00]

This is a really smooth fight scene and i love every little bit of it. great work mate!

[@user-xd1iz9oo3q]

The last word: 3:23

[@communisthitler666]

No

[@alejoyugar]

@@communisthitler666 "no **farts and revives**"

[@jasper360iscool2]

Yes

[@dummybot666]

despite the age of this... still the best sfm work i ever seen

[@MouseRangers]

I just played MGR:R for the first time and this is exactly how that fight happened.

[@chinofan]

0:16 Neutral Ending 3:23 Good Ending

[@salvadorsanone5181]

Demomans charging scream always gets me

[@Bandu_fan]

10 bucks demo just watched 1 minute of mgr and decided to have a epic duel with scout

[@CryptCross]

This person needs way more subs. This is UNDERRATED!

[@tugazu]

The fight looks so good. All the hits have clear weight, it is insane

[@marcodragon4995]

Your camerawork is insane

[@TheSiegeAndrew]

The catch-and-flapjack at 2:47 is so clean you could eat off it, amazing.

[@estanii6171]

Bro. I got feelins of nostalgia when I say the OWN logo.... Nice work man, nice work. The movements are smooth, the camera angles are perfect.... I love this.

[@Darksotu]

I love how you actually made them feel like the characters they are representing in their movements good work!

[@Zapiki]

Its such an amazing step up from the previous one is astonishing. Great job m8.

[@TheVirtual3]

I did not expect this to go so hard. That was amazing everything was just pure perfection

[@Shadow1177x]

demoman having the oWn clothes has me dying🤣

[@whiteb01summer]

I love how a truck of wandering F2Ps just gazed upon the fight as they passed by

[@Peter1Griffin1001]

i absolutely love this!! Capturing the cartoonish fun of TF2 and its mercs and blending it with really well remade attacks and movement from MGR. Great attention to detail!!

[@onionman5484]

i love the change from the old sam music and the ingame one at 2:19 it just shows alot of effort

[@depsydawn9206]

Yooo, this is sick, but uh, its quite unfortunate the lyric doesn't stop when Jetstream Demo lost his sword like in the actual game. Even then, very ouchy on the last one-

[@killingtime8652]

Now we wait for demorai and three rune blade scouts to recreate this in game

[@ghatfaanabbyyu458]

2:10 THATS SICKKKKKK💥

[@boiledcabbage5395]

The way Scout conga'd after that insane match is such a TF2 thing, I love it very much

[@mada-ryu]

I love how the Demo has a bionic arm just like Sam. I would be really cool if Scout has a bonic body

[@birdineye4738]

Wow that was amazing on each aspect lmao, idk how you mixed those two games together so well without bastardizing any of the two, but well done.

[@s4ndr3x98]

this is amazing, keep it up bro

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

I knew in the first seconds this is likely a channel that rarely uploads but I'm gonna fall in love with.

[@TheMrBrick]

Demoknight users when they see someone else with a katana:

[@Incogneato]

Pretty sure Scout's got a ninjato.

[@joaquinguglielminetti8967]

Damm.... this crap is good af..... good job man

[@chewee4ever811]

Imagine if each of the bosses all were put into this style. Engineer as khamsin Spy as monsoon Soldier as sundowner Maybe a fem scout as Mistral And just for laughs, pyro as blade wolf

[@metalclawsteelheart]

And saxton hale as armstrong

[@Dushess]

@@metalclawsteelheart or heavy

[@lonecolamarine]

Bro when you put the demoknight charge over the turbo slide effect I actually laughed and applauded like Sam. Truly, one of the videos of all time.

[@dawesomemage6126]

The one thing that would make this perfect is if the lyrics stopped when he loses his sword like how it does in MGR