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[@DawnMacaron]

0:00 beginniing 0:11 pain 0:28 timestamps 0:36 nono dont 0:42 end

[@fluffsquirrel]

0:44 You're reading KZbin comments 1:53 Back to scrolling through KZbin feed

[@DripDragonhead]

i loved "nono dont" it was such a crucial part of the video

[@Mystipaoniz]

the true MVP!

[@Pokefan_64]

This is way better than the other comment

[@Sleepless_Legacy1025]

@DawnMacaron huhuhu hehehe, who would know adding stamp points in the comment sections ironically would be so funny? Let alone a bunch of people doing it, thus removing any originality to the already dead joke...🥱🙄

[@Kajlj5000real]

0:01 start 0:43 end

[@Axolitics]

Erm actually it starts at 0:00 🤓☝️

[@robotymax]

0:10 change of music

[@Pokefan_64]

Thank you, you have helped the world more than you could ever know.

[@fickle_narwhal788]

The only good youtube comment on "The only good youtube comment"

[@Daniel..............]

Thank you. Immediately clicked the end timestamp.

[@JouvaMoufette]

Childhood memory: 30 minutes Political theory: 1 second

[@matthewsama]

Is Margherita Pizza good: 65 minutes

[@bureidokaiza2829]

​@@matthewsama But every second of it is worth watching

[@JouvaMoufette]

@@matthewsama this too!

"That reminds me of that time when Churchill discoursed about WORLD OF TANKS!!!"

[@TarenNauxen]

Conclusion: 4 seconds

[@fyraltari1889]

Spends 4 seconds on 9/11, moves on to the Protestant work ethic, 54 minutes later gets back to 9/11 for four minutes on a half. Very well-structured video.

[@dunnostudios10]

Spends 1 second on political theory

[@FraudFace1984]

"In short, this is the problem with capitalism."

[@deconstructing7307]

Thank you. I was counting on someone to do the math breakdown. Justice for all.

[@garfield-9500]

That actually sounds shockingly similar to a video I watched lol

[@Pablo360able]

that's just how video essays are formatted

[@brocollitreehouse]

i have no agency in my life

[@Soulcata]

Real

[@UltimateIrishRebel]

👑

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsili]

Same

[@soulvz]

im so sad.

[@Soulcata]

my life should be short and I’m dumb as shit

[@MarsAres]

You're welcome: 0:00 - Start 0:06 - Villainous boast 0:09 - Comment scroll 0:10 - Despairful monologue 0:17 - People used to say to him "Videos should be long and you're dumb as shit" 0:24 - The moment he became the Man Who Carried the Thing 0:29 - Introduction of timestamps 0:35 - Villain's defeat 0:39 - Conclusion

[@soop7349]

0:24 is my favourite part

[@jevinday]

Oh God, thank you. I would have never known how to watch this video without your guidance

[@TroySheill]

You forgot about 12:59:59

[@jellocrackers9107]

Bro 12:59:59 was my favorite part

[@TroySheill]

@@jellocrackers9107 did you see the epic fight at 23:23:00?

[@AnOmnimors]

you're welcome: 0:00 -introduction 0:04 -the reveal 0:13 -remembering 0:23 -the buildup 0:30 -the new weapon 0:35 -the enemy realizes they've lost 0:42 -the end

[@bananabanana484]

Very useful; this meandering around nearly cost me 30 seconds

[@thusano2]

Thanks man, you did me such a solid! I thought I was going to take time off work just to get through this video.

[@anomalousanimates]

i'm welcomed

[@tapeeeee]

thank you sexgod69

[@BlindMAN634]

you forgot about 1:00:00

[@JameBond007.]

You're welcome : 0:00 - The anticipation builds as the video starts, hopes high for enlightenment. 0:01 - Still optimistic, but already questioning if this will be worth it. 0:02 - Mild skepticism starts creeping in. Is this going anywhere? 0:03 - A brief moment of existential crisis sets in. Why are we here? 0:04 - Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while waiting for something substantial. 0:05 - Feeling a twinge of impatience. Can we get to the point, please? 0:06 - Wondering if time is merely a construct, especially when waiting for KZbin videos to get to the point. 0:07 - Starting to lose faith in humanity's ability to deliver concise content. 0:08 - A fleeting thought: maybe I should just watch cat videos instead. 0:09 - Contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and why this video is still dragging on. 0:10 - Suddenly, a glimmer of hope! Is this the moment we've been waiting for? 0:11 - Nope, just pain. Painfully slow progress. 0:12 - Wishing for a time machine to fast-forward through this ordeal. 0:13 - Attempting to channel inner zen to cope with the slow pace. 0:14 - Time seems to have slowed down to a crawl. Is this punishment for past sins? 0:15 - Contemplating whether watching paint dry would be a more fulfilling use of time. 0:16 - Seriously considering clicking away, but still holding on to a shred of hope. 0:17 - Hoping against hope that the next second will bring salvation. 0:18 - Beginning to question if this video will ever have a point. 0:19 - Imagining a parallel universe where KZbin videos are always concise and to the point. 0:20 - Wondering if this is some sort of social experiment on patience. 0:21 - Entertaining the idea of writing a strongly worded comment about the lack of progress. 0:22 - Feeling a strange mix of frustration and determination to see this through. 0:23 - Debating the merits of perseverance versus clicking away in defeat. 0:24 - The struggle is real. The struggle to stay awake, that is. 0:25 - A.I takes over earth 0:26 - Robot overlords demand organs as payment for rent 0:27 - Considering the possibility that time itself has ceased to exist within this video. 0:28 - Ah, timestamps! A beacon of hope in the sea of aimlessness. 0:29 - Temptation beckons. Should I skip ahead? But what if I miss something important? 0:30 - 30 year revolution 0:31 - Contemplating the consequences of skipping ahead and potentially missing a crucial detail. 0:32 - Succumbing to the allure of instant gratification. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Skip. 0:33 - First contact with alien life 0:34 - Resolutely clinging to the belief that good things come to those who wait. 0:35 - Still holding out hope that this video will redeem itself in the end. 0:36 - Nono, don't click the timestamp! But the temptation is unbearable... 0:37 - Succumbing to curiosity. What harm could one click do? 0:38 - Clicking the timestamp against better judgment. The point of no return. 0:39 - Regretting the decision immediately. Should have listened to the narrator. 0:40 - Political theory 0:41 - Reflecting on life choices and the consequences of impulsive actions. 0:42 - The end. We got what we wanted, but at what cost? some may say the true cost was the mental toll of keeping the audience in suspense but others might say the cost was 42 seconds

[@ManCarryingThing]

holy shit

[@NicKeLas]

Good job, but also fuck you, I'm not reading that:)

[@ANTexp]

lore goes crazy

[@TheRealDarkSide830]

Bro has agency.

[@lamarckleland5731]

I decided to login just to leave a like on this comment

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

0:26 if you're curious he wrote "gvffrtyjv" and something else off-screen

[@fluffsquirrel]

It's a secret code, we must decipher this mystery. The mystery that is *gvffrtvjv* and something else

[@RunawayVoyager]

@@fluffsquirrel If we figure out what "gvffrtvjv" means, it could give us the clues we need to figure out the rest

[@RoryRose_]

thank you

[@rasnauf]

Guys, calm down. There's clearly nothing special about *gvffrtvjv*

[@jordand69]

@@fluffsquirrel generating very false facts rhetorically through yelling just verbatim - Man carrying thing

[@theoneandonlysoslappy]

I knew I detected Hawks' influence in "Chuck Versus the Thing From Another World."

[@obscure.reference]

They ripped the line ‘Guys, I know kung fu’ straight from Rio Bravo

[@charlesclark3840]

But only the early seasons.

[@ComedyBros5]

It warms my heart to not only hear a Chuck reference in this video, but to see people commenting about it! Here I thought I was one of the only people left on earth who knew of the show.

[@qnhp]

"Skip to Highlight" extension skips straight to 0:39, mad respect to whoever did that.

[@JKSpice]

I thought that was hella funny lmao

[@Treyman-yi7ei]

Comedy gold for sure

[@OtherAxoltol]

0:00 Setup 0:03 The face of defeat 0:05 The face of power and supremacy 0:06 The face of Confusion 0: and back to craziness (:< 0:08 More confusion 0:09 The comments of grief 0:11 Beginning of the speech of pain 0:14 The face of it all 0:17 Back to the fields of suffering 0:19 Another Important part of the great speech 0:22 Tragic flashback 0:23 Almost breaks into tears 0:26 His greatest achievement begins 0:29 His glorious product of this amazing work 0:35 Laws of digital content and the universe is broken within an instant 0:39 What he gave the people

[@katie-allen]

This is good

[@ca4360]

Man Carrying Comment Section

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsili]

This is in fact the man carrying thing comment section

[@hyperix-dead]

the comment section is heavy yet he still carries on!

[@Pixiuchu]

This comment is the best one yet. I also have a hunch the two people above me did not understand the joke.

[@monatoth3528]

the comment section is so strong for carrying a man

[@averylambert8360]

My comment doesn’t matter EDIT: Due to popular demand, I’ll be adding time stamps. (0:00), time it takes you to see this comment, (0:02), time it takes to finish and like this comment, (0:15), time it takes you to comment. Hope this helps!

[@RossLemon]

No but you matter.

[@CheesyLizzy]

​@@RossLemon Aww

[@fluffsquirrel]

You matter Avery! We are rooting for you!

[@fluffsquirrel]

@@RivalHades-mk1xl Be careful what you wish for!

[@fluffsquirrel]

@@RossLemon Yes and that burger matters too, I want it.

[@JimRFF]

Now, you might be thinking, "whoa hold up, 4 seconds is NOT enough time to cover everything revolving around 9/11..." and you'd be right Which is why the video essay cleverly comes back to 9/11 an hour later to talk about it for 4 and a half more minutes, which should be enough to fill in all the missing pieces

[@just2watch1clip]

The watch time analytics on this one are gonna be wild

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Those comments are essential on any +10 minute video from SiIvagunner

[@longbeing]

Shoutout to the timestampers on the hour-long Mega Man 3 rip

[@dopey473]

​@@longbeing FR

[@hottlinehalcyon]

+ in live performances and dj sets when Shazam can't do the job

[@lime5276]

0:29 punchline that's in the thumbnail

[@Cringeharvester]

you're welcome: 0:00 Intro 0:01 meandering 0:11 sadness 0:18 videos should be long 0:22 dumb as shit 0:24 he decided to fight back 0:28 he never misses, the absolute legend! 0:43 end 0:44 bye

[@be_an_rm]

In Chuck season 3 episode 6 "Chuck VS the Nacho Sampler", a newspaper can be seen in the Nerd Herd desk in the Buy More. This is a subtle reference to the Howard Hawkes movie "His Girl Friday", in which Walter, the main character, is a nerd who works for a newspaper.

[@johanbjorkman1914]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

[@gangneverclear4230]

0:00 start 0:28 point is made 0:37 point is used in battle 0:42 end

[@Snapback26]

Start: 0:00 Middle: 0:21 End: 0:42

[@Soulcata]

Heyyyy we tied!

[@cattysplat]

Bring back the interval, videos too long these days.

[@epicboy330]

0:01 - Introduction 0:02 - "The Meandering" 0:03 - Not getting to his point 0:04 - For 0:05 - Ominous Sound 0:06 - NOTHING 0:07 - Morons 0:08 - You can do 0:09 - Evil laugh 0:10 - Evil laugh (elaboration) 0:11 - So much 0:12 - Pain 0:13 - Discussion of the world 0:14 - A Long Time 0:15 - Worthless Comments 0:16 - Your Comments Matter 0:17 - People 0:18 - What people used to say 0:19 - What people used to say (cont) 0:20 - Good Video Duration 0:21 - You’re Dumb 0:22 - Videos Should be Long 0:23 - You’re Dumb x2 0:24 - Break 0:25 - The Decision 0:26 - Fighting Back 0:27 - Vigorous Chicken Typing 0:28 - More Vigorous Chicken Typing + Cinematic Music Intensifies 0:29 - Timestamps Commented 0:30 - The Power of Timestamps 0:31 - Showing the Way 0:32 - Reclaiming Lost Time 0:33 - Pique of the Speech 0:34 - Meanderer 0:35 - Evil KZbinr Gets Scared 0:36 - Begging People to Not Use Timestamps 0:37 - Evil KZbinr Lying 0:38 - Promising He was Getting to His Point 0:39 - Howard Hawks 0:40 - His Influence 0:41 - The Early Seasons 0:42 - Chuck

[@thecanonlesskrach]

0:00 Start. 0:01 MCT meanders. 0:04 Viewer beholds. 0:06 *dramatic boom sound* 0:07 There's nothing we can do. 0:09 Comment section. 0:11 So much pain. 0:12 Books. 0:13 Toy rocket. 0:14 He was apathetic too. 0:15 His comments didn't matter. 0:17 Dracula has no agency. 0:19 Videos should be long. 0:22 Videos should be long, you're dumb as shit. 0:24 He decides to fight back. 0:27 He fights back. 0:28 Timestamps 0:32 He reclaims his time from you. 0:35 MCT cries. 0:37 He was getting to his point. 0:38 Timestamps are utilized. 0:40 His point. 0:43 The end.

[@entropy3982]

i admire your initiative to fight back against the long meandering video tyranny

[@soulextracter]

I remember a time on youtube, when it was popular to comment: "Video starts at [time stamp]" And some content creators were so pissed about it!

[@TokyoXtreme]

I always wondered if content creators could simply delete such comments - I guess not?

[@pineapplepenguin1759]

​@@TokyoXtreme They can delete whatever comment they want

[@joshuaizly5502]

​@@pineapplepenguin1759 but my freedom of speech ... what about Obama?

[@pineapplepenguin1759]

@@joshuaizly5502 thought crime detected, -9000 social credit points have been deducted

[@skeire1]

@joshuaizly5502 I award you the best comment award. This is the best comment I have seen so far, and you are the first person to ever receive this award. You made me audibly laugh. Congratulations I am so proud of you.

[@EmmisaryOfTheVoid]

Was not expecting a Chuck reference, love that show

[@BigLennyBekowski]

So glad Chuck is getting some exposure

[@Tess623]

Such a great show!

[@johanbjorkman1914]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

[@jverkaik100]

Anything less than 2 hours of Anne Hathaway discourse means I'm not watching the video.

[@briancrawford8751]

Anything labeled "discourse" means I'm not watching it. I don't need to click off yet another theory heavy video made by some philosophy/comp. lit. double major who has actually read Foucault and even worse, took him seriously.

[@kirianray]

As a Czech citizen, I never expected this turnout

[@ManCarryingThing]

i love your country

[@oktacek1979]

@@ManCarryingThing we love you back

[@DuckyDev456]

😆😆

[@DuckyDev456]

áľáľ,3&@@ManCarryingThing 3&

[@nation_of_ghazzawi2568]

I’m also Czech

[@jordanmane2897]

0:02 Incredible! Man Carrying Thing went from 366k subscribers to 448k (as of may 8th of 2024) un only a few minutes of releasing this video. The absolute legend! He never misses!

[@NetMan_PL]

Sponsorblock saves even more time with this, and if the creator puts the timestamps in the description then it's even better, cause YT pretty neatly integrated them into the UI

[@blumpus8150]

I love the literal one (1) second of political theory

[@Ares_gaming_117]

Im so sad because he's right...I dont have any agency in my life...

[@Scarpatras]

Very clever! I loved the way the youtuber and the comments acted like it was all happening at the same time. Lovely video once again.

[@NHarts3]

Legitimately the longest MCT video I've seen in a while. Brb grabbing my popcorn and tea, this is gonna be a feature-length masterpiece.

[@threescoops8672]

I can think of something that might help navigate this Iditarod of a video.

[@brycemattson4913]

Ok but I would unironically love to watch a video from you about Chuck

[@ed_cmntonly]

For the people who do timestamp lists you are deeply underrated, and please continue your good work, you are valid and always will be in the KZbin space

[@badbloxpictures]

Man Carrying Comments

[@thescaarbo8652]

0:00: Intro 0:10: Your life has no agency 00:12: Plankton farts and dies extended universe announcement 00:14: Man carrying thing is quitting KZbin 00:20: Man carrying thing is coming out of retirement to get back on KZbin. 00:22: First sponsor from nordvpn. 00:27: Second sponsor from surfshark. 00:29: Plankton farts and dies callback. 00:33: Third sponsor from raid shadow legends. 00:40: Plankton farts and dies 2 part 2 confirmed 00:42: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.

[@Mikewee777]

That is all ? Are you sure that we can not just kidnap some evolved incel monkey man and force him to solve your botched solution ? Some people do not want fame, they just want riches . ( Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous! Fook : Yeah! What is all this "is she the one" tripe? )

[@No.Yes..]

The only reason im here is because i saw the word "czech" in the thumbnail, your plan worked

[@AnotherAverageUsername]

0:00 zero seconds in 0:01 one second in 0:02 two seconds in 0:03 three seconds in 0:04 four seconds in 0:05 five seconds in 0:06 six seconds in 0:07 seven seconds in 0:08 eight seconds in 0:09 nine seconds in 0:10 ten seconds in 0:11 eleven seconds in 0:12 twelve seconds in 0:13 thirteen seconds in 0:14 fourteen seconds in 0:15 fifteen seconds in 0:16 sixteen seconds in 0:17 seventeen seconds in 0:18 eighteen seconds in 0:19 nineteen seconds in 0:20 twenty seconds in 0:21 twenty-one seconds in 0:22 twenty-two seconds in 0:23 twenty-three seconds in 0:24 twenty-four seconds in 0:25 twenty-five seconds in 0:26 twenty-six seconds in 0:27 twenty-seven seconds in 0:28 twenty-eight seconds in 0:29 twenty-nine seconds in 0:30 thirty seconds in 0:31 thirty-one seconds in 0:32 thirty-two seconds in 0:33 thirty-three seconds in 0:34 thirty-four seconds in 0:35 thirty-five seconds in 0:36 thirty-six seconds in 0:37 thirty-seven seconds in 0:38 thirty-eight seconds in 0:39 thirty-nine seconds in 0:40 forty seconds in 0:41 forty-one seconds in 0:42 forty-two seconds in

[@markrg8095]

he never timestaps, he always misses

[@gradientLX701]

thank you, i needed this

[@eth3792]

Props to the person on SponsorBlock who labeled the ending as the highlight of the video

[@skycaptain95]

I'm really tempted to make a video essay structured just like that comment now.

[@BowlOSoup6661]

Please

[@ComedyBros5]

I was not expecting a Chuck reference in this video but I'm here for it and love you all the more!

[@batbruce]

wow a chuck reference that goes deep

[@itsjayden8002]

0:00 The 0:10 Only 0:20 Good 0:30 KZbin 0:40 Comment 0:42 s I swear I started typing this before I saw the other comments I so original

[@Diklyquill]

Oh my God thank you so much

[@Soulcata]

Weird I just saw you edit your comment in real time

[@LuisSierra42]

I'm sad

[@ShazzPotz]

I so pale.

[@ramheader4635]

any video over 10 minutes should be legally mandated to have chapters books have them, movies have them, shows have them, but only YT forces us to sift through a 4 hour long video about potatoes to find the part where the dude is actually talking about something.

[@kenswords]

Movies do NOT have chapters lmao

[@grim_2000]

​@@kenswords Ever had a DVD?

[@kenswords]

@@grim_2000 When I was younger, yeah. Are you thinking of scenes? I think that's the terminology for it, but besides, movies are meant to be watched in one sitting (and shows have episodes.) I'd say it'd probably be good practice for KZbinrs to put chapters in their longer videos, but it isn't always applicable in certain situations (that one bill wurtz video about the history of the world comes to mind.)

[@grim_2000]

@@kenswords No, I was talking about DVDs, because there movies were split in chapters. And yes, movies are meant to be seen in one sitting, but so are YT videos for the most part. Also, some films have literal chapters, like some Tarantino films (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, etc) for example, or the recent _Everything, everywhere, all at once_

[@Sharkshit]

Omg i saw one of these on a “things to do when bored” video and it helped a ton! Except from the fact non of the things to do when bored were helpful

[@jonbovino]

02:34:17 man carries thing

[@Soulcata]

HE DID IT

[@birmuzyedim]

0:00 the beginning 0:11 Man carrying thing talks about his experiences and the relationship between him and long form content 0:24 Man carrying thing talks about how he fought against the long form content by typing comments that include timestamps 0:42 the end You are welcome

[@ThatSubzeroDude]

the recommendations have blessed me with this one.

[@wierdoben14]

He never timestamps the absolute legend

[@stickworldque]

Oh boy I sure do hope that a piano will not appear in the sky and fall on head!

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

I say I say boy

[@Aperson-rs4eh]

a piano just crushed my body, but at least i have cool piano teeth now! i just sure hope an elephant doesnt fall onto me, that would su

[@andrewcutler1380]

Everyone always asks “who is Kony 2012”… but no one ever asks “how is Kony 2012.”

[@JrIcify]

Those people are the real heroes in society.

[@TheBananaThug]

Can we all appreciate how he could have dusted off his keyboard for this video, but he stays true to himself and down to earth unlike those other youtubers who quite frankly dont carry a damn thing!?

[@HAngeli]

Bro I love these videos. And to be fair I love comments. I always read a bunch of them.

[@koolaid33]

0:01 - Start of video 0:10 - Man Carries a thing 0:20 - Man becomes a thing 0:30 - Man denies being a thing despite being a thing now 0:40 - Man explodes a thing 0:50 - Man talks about gullibility

[@mr.honeycomb]

😂 love it!

[@NATESOR]

scary how accurate the "let me explain" bit is. God I wish that would go away. Right up there with "doctors HATE him." in my book

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I love this long form discussion on the philosophy of Honore de Balzac, keep up the good work

[@Vanessa80808]

I would kill for an MCT video about Chuck

[@chepulis]

0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video 0:00 video

[@benjamincooke7251]

Thank god for those timestamps man. I’m really glad I know how to skip the political theory section now. You’ve saved me so much time.

[@greenwalnut774]

Great video man carrying thing! Your point is agreeable and relatable! I am sharing this is many of my friends!

[@Thedaviddaly]

0:42 Highlight of the video

[@Soulcata]

Actually

[@deconstructing7307]

YOU ARE NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING THIS FIVE-HOUR VIDEO. Better remember some painful childhood memories! DO IT.

[@kanityreactions]

I love it when the videos themselves have time stamps :3

[@wornplatypus4781]

the ad i got before this video was literally a "are u tired of long videos" ad lmfao

[@EmiZViolet]

Chuck is one of my favorite shows so hearing it in the wild when no one talks about it was a total jump scare. Short skirt long jacket

[@SpazamsTV]

this radiates Super Eyepatch Wolf energy

[@diyth]

That hour long discourse on Anne Hathaway really changed my life.

[@FrankJames]

of course then youtubers like me don't put timestamps because i don't want to watch my video again to figure out where they go

[@Alltruh]

Timestamp comments incoming

[@rodrigobertini8257]

Just wanna share that a few nights ago I had a dream I met you and your girlfriend around my street here in Guarujá, Brazil, and when I said I watched your videos I made some lame joke I can't remember, and both of you were like "Uhhh" and went away, then carried on to make a video complaining about meeting me, saying I was a loser or some shit. I was really happy when I woke up knowing it wasn't real. It didn't feel good. Please come to Guarujá and mercilessly humiliate me for the sake of viewership. Obrigado.

[@ManCarryingThing]

sounds exactly like something i would do - be safe out there

[@Messilegend1000]

​@@ManCarryingThing CAN YOU POST THE SONG NAME?? Jeeesus christ.

[@aintwritebacktho]

“your welcome” He’s so humble

[@vitormelomedeiros]

judging by the timestamps i would so love watching this video essay. please, Man Carrying Thing, you know what to do next...

[@kellyc7c]

I'll watch once someone posts timestamps

[@AlexMoudgil]

who else rewatching chuck just for the howard hawks

[@TheKaijuKing54]

The heroes we never knew about are the ones we needed the most.

[@Notester82]

Oh my gosh yesssssss, bless the timestampers ;u; Also, funny acting & video as a whole!

[@LynCubed]

this comment is bad edit: 0 likes! omg! thanks!

[@RP-mp4ow]

Seriously tho, I hate those kinda comments. "Thanks for the yt likes! It makes up for the love my parents never gave me!"

[@Soulcata]

“MOM I’M FAMOUS”

[@kronosbach5263]

I've found some of them funny if they are jokes but they are all some kind of bait

[@kronosbach5263]

Surely the youtuber won't forget timestamps this time

[@southmoltondancecentre1401]

this is one of the most relatable things ever

[@WhyNotThereAllDoingIt]

Man I was worried going into the comment section but I'm glad that so many people have posted timestamps

[@LGranado-pj6nb]

Man carrying youtube comment section

[@Soulcata]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@ProdTES-ef8ug]

4:20 funny number

[@brookemagelsen7992]

Man Carrying unholy amounts of hypnotic power over his followers to turn the comment section into a meme

[@death1the1kid]

most helpful comment section I've ever seen

[@Prynix64]

you're welcome. 0:01 the first second of the video 0:02 the second second of the video 0:03 the third second of the video 0:04 the fourth second of the video 0:05 the fifth second of the video 0:06 the sixth second of the video 0:07 the seventh second of the video 0:08 the eighth second of the video 0:09 the ninth second of the video 0:10 the tenth second of the video 0:11 the eleventh second of the video 0:12 the twelveth second of the video 0:13 the thirteenth second of the video 0:14 the fourteenth second of the video 0:15 the fifteenth second of the video 0:16 the sixteenth second of the video 0:17 the seventeenth second of the video 0:18 the eighteenth second of the video 0:19 the nineteenthsecond of the video 0:20 the twentythsecond of the video 0:21 the twenty-first second of the video 0:22 the twenty-second second of the video 0:23 the twenty-third second of the video 0:24 the twenty-fourth second of the video 0:25 the twenty-fifth second of the video 0:26 the twenty-sixth second of the video 0:27 the twenty-seventh second of the video 0:28 the twenty-eighth second of the video 0:29 the twenty-ninth second of the video 0:30 the thirtyth second of the video 0:31 the thirty-first second of the video 0:32 the thirty-second second of the video 0:33 the thirty-third second of the video 0:34 the thirty-fourth second of the video 0:35 the thirty-fifth second of the video 0:36 the thirty-sixth second of the video 0:37 the thirty-seventh second of the video 0:38 the thirty-eighth second of the video 0:39 the thirty-ninth second of the video 0:40 the fortieth second of the video 0:41 the fourty-first second of the video 0:42 the fourty-second second of the video 0:43 the fourty-third second of the video

[@SpectacularSports21]

Thank You 😂

[@esobelisk3110]

video starts at 0:42

[@fluffsquirrel]

Thank you!

[@maximobolivar4544]

You forgot about the people who do the same but for jumpscares. True troopers right there

[@CoderDev6545]

nice to see an uncensored video that will most likely get censored, love it

[@galixezz]

You're welcome 0:00 "I hope you idiots" 0:01 "Love long ma- 0:02 -ndering videos because I'm" 0:03 "Not getting to my point" 0:04 "For" 0:05 "Awhile" 0:06 "And there is nothing" 0:07 "You morons" 0:08 "Can do about it ha-" 0:09 "Haha" 0:10 "Hahaha" 0:11 "There's so much" 0:12 "Pain in this world" 0:13 "For a long time" 0:14 "I was apathetic too" 0:15 "I used to think" 0:16 "My comments" 0:17 "They-they don't matter" 0:18 "People used to say to me, 0:19 "Videos should be" 0:20 "Long and" 0:21 "You're dumb as sh*t" 0:22 "Videos should be long and 0:23 "You're dumb as sh*t" 0:24 .. 0:25 "Then I decided" 0:26 "To fight back" 0:27 *Villain arc begins* 0:28 *Villain arc intensifies* 0:29 *Villain arc at it's peak* 0:30 "Time stamps, would" 0:31 "Show the way, Time" 0:32 "Stamps would say I" 0:33 "Reclaim my time from you" 0:34 "You meandering" 0:35 "Tyrant no-no-no 0:36 "Don't click on the" 0:37 "Time stamps I was getting to my" 0:38 "Point I promise" 0:39 "And that's how Howard Hawks" 0:40 "Influenced the early" 0:41 "Seasons of Chuck" 0:42 End

[@astroearthbound]

0:00 video starts here

[@Markeplier23]

What about the end

[@fluffsquirrel]

@@Markeplier23*The Ended*

[@astroearthbound]

@@Markeplier23 You're on your own

[@fluffsquirrel]

@@Markeplier23 You have reached the end because you are reading comments on KZbin.

[@Drawperfectcircles]

Recently watched what the ‘refresh’ does on a windows computer… I’m happy some left a comment to get straight to the point instead of watching 10 minutes video

[@MyNameIsHeyo]

You’re Welcome: 0:00 Beginning of the Universe 0:07 God’s baby photos 0:15 Paradise Lost by John Milton 0:24 The economic ramifications of the King James Bible 0:29 The 100 years war 0:32 Turn of the 22nd Century 0:00 Beginning of the Universe again 0:33 Fall of the Antarctic Continental Alliance 0:37 A really big strawberry 0:39 World War VI 0:42 The life and Death of Napoleon 2

[@ABwebGamesFan]

you're welcome: 0:00 -introduction 7:11 -the czech new wave 20:13 -9/11 20:17 -the protestant work ethic 38:09 -Billy Wilder's Sunset Boulevard 45:00 -memory of childhood that's barely relevant 1:14:01 -9/11 again 1:18:33 -who is Kony 2012 2:07:19 -is margherita pizza good? 3:12:00 -Anne Hathaway discourse 4:18:06 -political theory 4:18:07 -more childhood memories 5:00:00 -conclusion

[@LynCubed]

this is so true

[@djsierra777]

please wipe your keyboard. thank you.

[@ManCarryingThing]

no

[@fluffsquirrel]

@@ManCarryingThingHe said no!

[@fluffsquirrel]

Now what

[@HiSodiumContent]

Some channels are taking it to the next level and condensing 10-50 minute videos into summaries that take less than a minute to watch. Shoutouts to ChadCat.

[@tyrannicalchocolate]

My favourite is clicking on a video to find that it's not the original content, but is a livestream video reaction of a youtube video response to an informative video, and 90% of the streamer and responder's content is just them thanking their subs and gift donators and talking about their own video schedules.