the worst type of comment

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[@pranavnadimpalli4929]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes, my mom said she’s let me carry thing

[@mysterymonkey4981]

Bot.

[@ranjanasharan4051]

Lol bot.

[@Just-Creation]

lol. no

[@Bob-gu9qc]

lol. no

[@marleytalbot7991]

lol

[@jonbovino]

I hate it when Tarantino keeps asking for film gear in my comments sections

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

I prefer when that's what he asks 🦶.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 If Tarantino the rich man asked for feet pics, I'd ask for 10 million dollars.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@MammalianCreature I’ll do it for $500k

[@TheWorstestPro]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I'd do it for free.

[@Sylvie_without_surname]

I hate to bid a comrade down so I guess I’m $500k I too.

[@marioman118]

"For every like this comment gets, I'll do 5 push-ups!" "Guys look at how many likes I've gotten! Time to do 5,000 push ups! You've just got to believe me cause I'm not recording it."

[@pacstermh]

Bro is dead

[@Natimation]

the quotes hard carrying this comment

[@alcedob.5850]

@@pacstermh he didn't specify when he'll do them or in how many sets

[@marioman118]

@@Natimation Real

[@marioman118]

@@alcedob.5850 Ill do them in 100 years don't worry

[@ludwigamadeushaydn706]

Poor man, unable to quit his job of firefighter

[@_ikako_]

It's such a noble pursuit, being a KZbinr is truly for the bravest and most heroic among us

[@slavsit7600]

@@_ikako_ dont make me say it

[@radayrk]

poor man can't even get *fired* either, because, well, he's a *fire*fighter

[@shan4680]

Union job with great pay and benefits, what is wrong with him???

[@notlucas6859]

@@_ikako_ among............... us.................................................

[@jnub]

The absolute firefighter, he never fights fires!

[@ctons]

The absolute fire, he never fighter!

[@higztv1166]

he only sets books on fire instead

[@projekttaku1]

The absolute fighter, he's never fire!

[@slavsit7600]

The absolute fighterfire, he never fire fights!

[@goblinoide]

You know what comments are the worst? The ones that just repeat the same joke into the ground, especially when they replace some words to reference the video as if that's creating an entirely new joke. Then there's the people who reply with the same joke, creating a chain of garbage. Awful.

[@the_pinkerton]

Fun fact: the guy who commented "lol. no" in this video also said "I have no agency in life" in the last video

[@fanime1]

Character development?

[@BadMadLad]

Man carrying thing deep lore

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

what will the next video reveal ... ??????

[@SICHTKRAFT]

I was actually wondering if there is continuity in the comments but was too lazy to check it. So thank you for your service!

[@LangstonDev]

Both the lol no and bot comments are from Gary Oldman.

[@Banana_Fusion]

I half-expected it to be "He never misses, the absolute legend!"

[@Banana_Fusion]

Besides the fact that the thumbnail had already shown it

[@b.g.9065]

What about "Im not pregnant, but he still delivers!"

[@svenbtb]

Nah that was like 2 months ago he did that one

[@mikejeffries3333]

How about "First"? I dunno about you, but I think being the first person to comment is TOTALLY a remarkable achievement you need to broadcast, especially if your comment adds literally nothing to the discussion!

[@vickname136]

This joke is so old

[@CommentaryCommenter]

If this comment gets a like from MCT, my mom said she’d get me a camera to pursue my KZbin dreams.

[@mysterymonkey4981]

Bot.

[@Scottko]

Lol no.

[@ProfessorGreg_]

lol no

[@Johnny2Souls]

bot.

[@the_pinkerton]

But firefighting is more important than KZbin

[@Erichwanh]

Remember when he said "Its commenting time!" and then... you know what, the joke is old, and I'm tired.

[@gaiusfulmen]

The good ending

[@osakeleto]

wow it took you all this time to move on from morbius

[@gordonf5553]

He never fails to move on, the absolute legend!

[@thepotatoportal69]

TRULY. ONE. OF. THE. COMMENTS... of ... time?

[@slavsit7600]

i predict that this comment will get a man carrying thingillion likes

[@connormacmillan2803]

“I can carry more things than Man Carrying Thing can carry.”

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

How many things could Man Carrying Thing carry if Man Carrying Thing could carry things!?

[@AronOrri]

Man carrying thing can only carry one thing. Otherwise, he'd be man carrying things

[@connormacmillan2803]

@@AronOrri That’s very wise.

[@frillhaus]

No you can’t Mr Simpson no one can!

[@floricel_112]

Nah, the actual worst comment is: "I edited this comment so now you don't know why it got so many likes" Why? WHY? Why would you do that? You ACTUALLY edited your comment, from something unique or that had mass appeal, to a generic joke that WILL die out, but what actually brought you that engagement is gone forever. And for what? So you can look smug in the moment?

[@andrewcutler1380]

*edited

[@kenswords]

Chances are that they probably didn't post anything that deep in the first place smh

[@MichaelCravith]

The best part is, the replies almost always give away enough context that you can just guess it.

[@slavsit7600]

i saw one comment that got 10k likes but he edited it to "who here likes watching hot oiled up men" and for sure i liked the hell out of it

[@P-MK]

you'll be able to do the funniest thing with some more likes

[@dude9981]

Zero views in 17 sec? Man fell off (while carrying thing)

[@Supersaturn11]

That’s KZbin, the counters only update every minute or so

[@nzeu725]

😂

[@C._Bradford]

*thing

[@nzeu725]

@@C._Bradford 🤓

[@hiilikepizza3197]

Oh my god the joke is not funny anymore

[@Mixedbag456]

Ok, but the actual worst youtube comments are "WHO ELSE IS LISTENING IN [insert year]??!!!!

[@mollusckscramp4124]

The only thing worse than the comments sections in music videos that are all year dates are the ones for feel good 80s ballads that read like an open obituary section of an online publication, complete with gruesomely personal details of how people's relatives and high school sweethearts passed from late stage bowel cancer or after struggling with 17 years of opioid addiction 💀

[@QuatarTarandir]

Well, I mean it's kinda cool to see what other people are still listening to a 20 year old song. But, yeah, they can get annoying

[@QuatarTarandir]

@@mollusckscramp4124 Fr, man. I just skip over those because it makes me feel so bad. It's so bad when literally EVERY comment has that

[@charu2774]

Fr and I never understand why it gets so many likes

[@FrankBrennosTheGreatest]

@@mollusckscramp4124 Oh God yes! I was listening a little while ago to a song from the 80s I like, went to the comment section and the top one was an insanely depressing story. It was too specific to be made up I think. Now I can't hear this song without thinking of this story. It's forever ruined for me.

[@ANTexp]

"JFK top 10 gooners of all time"💀😭🙏🏻

[@williamwalker3826]

That absolutely wrecked me

[@torinsmith9867]

Mom said it's my turn to carry the thing.

Your ability to notice things and then convert them into hilarious, thought provoking sketches never gets old. As they say, "he never misses".

[@alanbareiro6806]

Not only he carries things, he notices them

[@socks2]

the comments multiverse lore has been expanded

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Commenters can pick subclasses like MMO races now lmao

[@merck__]

Imagine having the coolest job an 8 year old could dream of having and wanting to give that up to do KZbin full time

[@mysterymonkey4981]

Bot.

[@nicholasa4448]

Bot.

[@kevincardenas6629]

Thanks Sherlock

[@Carboy45]

;)

[@SidPhoenix2211]

Wait!! You didnt let the KZbinr in this video finish his video essay! Now I won't know how the Cuban Misse Crisis is woke!!

[@MagusMarquillin]

It's enough to know that everything is woke, and everything is problematic. Everything is nothing, and nothing shall come from nothing.

[@leeknowscatsitter]

The absolute commenter, he always gets 10,000 likes because his mom said she’d buy him a camera so he can pursue KZbin dream!

[@thatpenguin9889]

That one guy that isn’t lying😂😂

[@s-viper1462]

"20 SeCoNdS aNd No ViEwS???? MaN CaRryInG ThInG fElL oFf." has become the new "first!"

[@fanime1]

I've been seeing those too. So annoying. I'd rather see the first comments again

[@justsomeguyontheinternet562]

@@fanime1 No. Just no. I hate "first" comments with passion. at least the "fell off" comments are funny

[@firecreeper2249]

"first" comments and alternatives like the one you listed haven't really been negative since it started, people don't like those so you won't see them in top comments and obviously you won't find them in most recent comment, so they're mostly harmless quasi-unnoticeable comments that gives an early boost to the video's engagement

[@slavsit7600]

@@firecreeper2249 thx for teaching me a new word and that is "quasi-unnoticeable"

[@Pixiuchu]

@@firecreeper2249 thx for teaching me a new word and that is engagement

[@briish4615]

Guys can we at least appreciate all the effort woman dropping stuff puts in her videos?

[@lordtette]

Lowkey... I ship them. They're like fireboy and watergirl. The duo we didn't know we needed.

[@BozalliCopter]

he wanted to finally stop being a firefighter and do something that actually matters :( :(

[@dumbaltaccount]

i love the running joke of all the comments being various Gary Oldman characters

[@resorbis92]

If only Stalin hadn't invented neurodivergent trans nukes, then that guy would have been able to pursue his dream. Now he has to settle for being a firefighter 😢

[@LocalSlasher]

Out of context this sounds utterly insane. LOL Nice 👍

[@sanchorim8014]

Stalin can't keep getting away with it!!!

[@TheClubOrtiz]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes I will officially be the new Carrying Man Thing🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@ManCarryingThing]

not true

[@legodeathstarproductions5513]

Bot 💯

[@backalleycqc4790]

​@@ManCarryingThing 'bot

[@Iamworm]

lol. no

[@Linkman8912]

I hope you can become the new Thing Man's Carrying!

[@titaniumbridge]

You forgot the “begging you guys, literally BEGGING”

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

Can we please get a link to 'Cuban Missile Crisis...actually WOKE???" I am a longtime viewer of Mr things channel but have never seen this banger

[@wildbub]

No joke, this video made me laugh harder than I have in months. Straight up on the floor wheezing. Man thanks for what you do, I needed that 😊.

[@slavsit7600]

straight up laughing my ass off

[@sayaksen7545]

Thank you for circling the only visible comment in the thumbnail really appreciate the effort to carrying thing

[@GLUBSCHI]

"My farts are better than man's farts" "E" "Don't read my username!"

[@saltedmutton7269]

This is the clip you've been looking for: (link to something completely unrelated)

[@nuntius1]

do not click on my pfp

[@a.e_man78789]

Hate comments give me hate comments

[@slavsit7600]

dont translate...... yabadabadoo

[@mikejeffries3333]

*insert random Bible verse here* Jesus is the only way to heaven you must accept god and jesus and thats the only way into heaven repent today god is cool and epic jesus epic jesus yes

[@keithmichael112]

"5 likes, bro fell off" is the worst KZbin comment

[@kenswords]

Says the guy with 4 likes lmao

[@keithmichael112]

@@kenswords you've said that huh

[@slavsit7600]

​@@kenswords 1 like in 8 hours, bro bent, twisted, arched, curled, looped, deviated, spiralled, coiled, turned, wheeled, circled, and most importantly fell off

[@kenswords]

@@slavsit7600 The funniest thing is that even though I was ratioed in the replies, his reply has 4 likes, which still technically makes me correct for now

[@slavsit7600]

@@kenswords true

[@AScreamingLemur]

As a 20th century U.S. historian, I can confirm the Cuban Missile Crisis was indeed woke.

[@petter8166]

this comment has 2 likes but no commenta? let m e change taht

[@smikkelbeer7890]

the woke liberals are indoctrinating our kids with propaganda about the world almost ending in 1962

[@althechicken9597]

Last time I came this early I got yelled at

[@fedoragent0077]

I just fuckin cackled walking home from work. The absolute legend! He never misses!

[@Kitten_Kadoodle]

So true bestie

[@Vaajraath]

I will do 0 pushups for every like this comment gets.

[@FrankBrennosTheGreatest]

Finally an honest comment!

[@MinorsDeserveACTUALLove]

I will NOT put myself behind bars for 10,000,000,000 LIKES!!!!!!!1!!11!! trust

[@kushaltiwari3668]

I just love man carrying thing 's comment section 😂❤

[@andrewcutler1380]

The real dark void at the center of our universe is the KZbin comments.

[@aintwritebacktho]

You expected me to play along with your silly little game and make me comment the things you said in the video? I’ll have you know that I have free will, Man Carrying thing. You can’t control me

[@bluntweaponenjoyer]

bot

[@Ryan-oq8gy]

lol. no

[@TheKingShyGuy.]

The worst comment is “12 views in 1 second?? Fell off”

[@rasengdori13]

You have a smart phone…you have a camera already.

[@_Firebert]

weird abstract sequel/parody to your own video is a good bit. keep on carrying those things, man

[@moment__]

The absolute legend, he never gets 10,000 likes on his comment so he can get a camera to pursue his KZbin dream!

[@MikeZeroX]

*JFK top 10 gooners of all time*

[@TheHellyeahmen]

I was expecting him to ask his mom if he's a bot in the end

[@pricerowland]

Now I'm imagining how cool a firefighter livestreaming would be

[@fire777.]

If this get top comment, i will eat bread

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

One slice for every like!

[@akamal92]

Only 39 likes? Blud couldn't carry the thing!

[@draxdrexler9009]

No the worst is “no views in 53secs man carry thing more like man carry nothing”

[@SuperBluesphere]

Well that got really sad and dark...

[@TheKaijuKing54]

That went from funny, to sad, and back to funny again real quick! XD

[@Ryan-oq8gy]

Man Carrying Gooning fr top 10 thing of all time lol

[@DarkAK2]

I edited this comment so now you don't know what I originally write

[@only.in.silence]

I saw the original comment and posted it here but I edited my reply so you don't know what they originally wrote

[@abunchamates]

The sequel we were waiting for

[@ManleyReviews]

was that Jon Hopkins abandon window on piano?

[@Fortunately_Existing]

i know this guy!

[@mauroperugini1050]

The absolute commenter, he never likes!

[@Bob-gu9qc]

Wrong, this is the worst comment

[@rupa6354]

bot

[@PauTheDeo]

bot

[@SG2048-meta]

not bot

[@crow-dont-know]

Bot 🤖

[@marvira]

lol no

[@ogto]

finally someone on youtube talking about the seminal 2010 capcom game, Dark Void

[@soulking126]

I swear to god if man carrying thing makes an entire video about this comment.

[@FNKISNOT]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes,my mum said she will let me go to the gym.

[@DeadRatFishNet]

Insert “Man Carrying Thing never fails to-“ comment here

[@D0Gdidthemath]

thinking of that moment in Arthur Christmas where they mention the cuban missile crisis

[@joelthomas6522]

All this time Man has been Carrying Thing out of a burning building, and I never knew.

[@the_pinkerton]

I don't know what self aware comment I am supposed to write to get likes

[@acidic_sloth]

I know it but I'm not telling you

[@the_pinkerton]

@@acidic_sloth thanks

[@smikkelbeer7890]

I don't know what self aware reply I'm supposed to write under a self aware comment to get likes

[@OptionalBean]

made me cry

[@ixamplays681]

Instantly going from "Hi gamers" to summoning an existential crisis is so funny

[@GlobeSync1]

If this comment gets 10,00 likes, my mom said she'd buy me a camera so I can pursue Vimeo dream

[@camh.04]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes, my mo

[@camh.04]

If this comment gets a Man Carrying Thing heart

[@MrFourchords]

you died before you could finish typing the comment

[@SAUL_GOOFYMAN]

yo mama so big she cant fit in a comment

[@MinorsDeserveACTUALLove]

@@MrFourchords truly a my mo moment

[@Ribula1]

He not only never misses, but his attacks are all crits!

[@greenwarrior33]

Nah the worst one is the one that shows up at the top of every music video "Who is still listening to this in *year*? Such a banger"

[@leoscrymgeour5881]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes my mom still won’t buy me a camera

[@myusername7464]

If this comment gets 10,000 likes, my mom said MCT will like this comment

[@ordinarygg]

One of the best baits I ever seen, great job!)

[@dos_tres]

needs to stay a firefighter to combat that burn

[@Dative420]

I swear the universe will end and kids will write "People who will stop the universe from ending 👇"

[@InestimableFlorivore]

What a worst, he never comments !

[@LawD14]

Man carrying emotions

[@cattysplat]

I have my own personal Cuban missile crisis with too many spices.

[@arbaznkhan]

If my comment gets 10 likes, I will unsubscribe Man Carrying Thing.

[@ManCarryingThing]

not even physically possible

[@torinsmith9867]

I'm disliking your comment to help you stay with us.

[@Dark_Peace]

If this comment stays at 0 likes, I'll solve world hunger

[@WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago]

Holy fgck YOU DID IT Everyone has food now

[@DavesFriends]

You can be a firefighter with a camera... thus making two professions more difficult

[@joaopedroauriemo]

Such a shame that he has to remind his mom of what he does for a living every time he talks to her. Dementia is a real issue guys we have to help people in need

[@neogian101]

Like this comment

[@mysterymonkey4981]

I disliked

[@leoscrymgeour5881]

Sure ok

[@MinorsDeserveACTUALLove]

How to get likes: Use an whole ass cartoony talk and say PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON: 🚫 Just say like this comment: ✔

[@futurestoryteller]

I do find it funny that they immediately jump to the conclusion that the account is fake, as if there is any benefit at all to being top commented on KZbin.

[@savvasyolo4712]

This is a certified man carrying thing classic

[@tgkafg]

Tha layers of this joke are insane

[@matias-dev]

man carrying things now man fights fire

[@justinhowe3878]

heartbreaking.

[@TheHirohikoAraki]

I guess the *dead internet theory* is happening again.

[@prathambahilani7500]

if man carries 10,000 things in the next video, jfk will goon back to life

[@LiaFloreani]

Oh no he won't be able to quit his job of firefighter just yet

[@earthboundisawsome]

Clearly this is man traumatized by fire. We need to help him move on to his dream career of carrying things.

[@Etienne.6329]

that is way more clever than a 34second skit should be

[@legodeathstarproductions5513]

Damn, harry s Truman's savage

[@abispanner3957]

Poor firefighter, he just wanted to carry things

[@JazzSparky]

And you know who that humble firefighter turned out to be? Alfred Hitchcock.

[@AdamFunk]

"I don't think I'll be able to quit my job of firefighter." The dialogue is so natural. How does he do it?

[@Sethsimracing]

I was not expecting him to be firefighter OMG!!! 😂That one got me!!!!

[@rorangarrowson5]

This is absolutely fire.