The only part of Imperishable Night that really matters

[@878sabog]

nobody talks about Marisa putting funny hats on stone statues though

[@unconscious7219]

Byakudoggo That statue came back for revenge in Touhou 16.

[@W.E.N.D.I.G.O]

Byakudoggo and now theres yatadera naruko

[@nova_archive]

_"Now, bitch, get out of the way!"_ -Marisa Kirisame, 2004

[@TheDarkSlayer415]

Move, bitch, get out the way, da ze!

[@bouteilledeau1463]

The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY ZE GET OUT THE WAY!!!

[@martinlum589]

Yare yare daze.

[@redacted8983]

+Poison Sanae Damn. It's not just that. It's a double kill!

[@RenanMMz]

Move, bitch, get out Da Ze!

[@bluppo6]

It's all Alice's fault though.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

RegularGamer Always Alice's fault

[@voxai9911]

Bad alice

[@ciel-9373]

BEST.TOUHOU QUOTE.EVER.

[@ciel-9373]

Personally, I am surprised of how many +'s this comment got

[@Alienrun]

I'm also surprised that this got no replies...

[@hleghe810]

Alienrun and OP, it's because everyone agrees, but has nothing to add

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

It's actually translated with artistic liberty. What Marisa actually said is: "Now, get outta my way!"

[@Gray965]

"The endless night. ande stealing the full moon. and hiding the human village. and putting funny hats on stone statues. It´s all Alice´s falut" -Marisa Kirisame, 2004 this part is good too...

[@mizuki7yearsago626]

"Now bitch, get out of the way"

[@connerayden9090]

@Quincy Royce yup, I have been using Flixzone for years myself :)

[@IxyHiffxy]

bot 😳😳😳

[@erenkar3452]

@@connerayden9090 shut

[@EternallyPrussian]

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw that dialogue in IN.

[@Detonexploder]

idem. Good job

[@tabbender1232]

Same here.

[@nini4696]

I love your pfp

[@synsaii]

Marisa has 3 arms. Not many people seem to notice it, but Marisa has 3 arms. You can't hide it from me ZUN.

[@mrrp405]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ateanelephant]

Shit, I see it.

[@monopurple]

0:41 duuuuuuudee she has another arm when shes doing the "family-friendly-version-of-the-middle-finger"

[@robertvelasquez823]

@@monopurple And if you fight her with Reimu and Yukari, she does the same thing at the end of the dialogue before the fight starts.

[@somefries3101]

tf2 spy wants to have a word with her

[@ZPS_STG]

The best thing about this, this isn't even a troll translation, that's actually what they're saying!

[@epicfangs]

Well job accomplished.

[@koslova.2151]

¿So what is the official? Because this is unficial

[@embeboso8329]

@@koslova.2151 kinda the same thing but without the swear probably

[@Awalys]

IF you could only edit Marisa's portrait in 0:41 to make her flip the finger... It would be *perfect*.

[@louizeandrei]

*TRUE INDEED!*

[@BedrockSolid]

Ciryes please deliver

[@TheDarkSlayer415]

Hina Face Agreed, my fellow brother

[@pixelsilzavon77]

I know right, Ciryes did it with Okuu's portrait

[@bawdydaram8114]

The cons of skipping the dialouge.

[@keyblader2170]

That's why I always read the dialogs

[@kolonmelon8173]

why watch batman vs. superman when the real battle is this?

[@mint_kyuu99]

agreed

[@duchessnoor]

Kolon Melon Deserves an Oscar

[@DragonX5536]

Marisa eats too much swag mushroom. #swag-hou

[@martinlum589]

Dat Toehoe.

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

late reply *hous

[@avarixe1932]

#swag-ho

[@blu_wraith6693]

I think the best part is that it almost looks like marisa is fliping the bird

[@SuperCuccoSaiyan]

And after that very sentence, I got my entire existence blown away by the power of the miko... On Lunatic. It was a fun time that I will always remember, spamming these Master Sparks one after another... On a side note, even though I already know that this is a joke, there are some nice other quotes in the game. Especially the one with Reimu/Yukari before fighting Keine. That one made me laugh.

[@GarryDumblowski]

+SuperCuccoSaiyan The one with Yukari: "You're off by 70 degrees" Reimu: "But you're off by 120..." That one?

[@4is-not-thenumberofdeath169]

Mima taught Marisa lots of things and most of all, how to do that.

[@moth9181]

Are we just gonna ignore those EXTREMELY lesbian undertones. Marissa was def gettin some of dat cake.

[@kaisercalvin1742]

Explain please. I don't understand. Sorry.

[@genji2soew680]

@@kaisercalvin1742 Maybe Reimu baked a cake to celebrate Marisa’s birthday

[@KotMatrosk1n]

@@kaisercalvin1742 "gay undertones" is a situation when horny fans make up lame excuses in vain attempts to look a little less fucking horny.

[@GetsuyoHonodera]

"...and putting funny hats on statues" Narumi, you should look for Alice instead because Marisa said so

[@braveegg1705]

Marisa is love, Marisa is life.

[@peucoman]

Gensokyo Goji no, Koishi is love, Koishi is life

[@hisaonakai7660]

Gensokyo Goji WRONG. Flandre is love. Flandre is wife.

[@kinkytheslinky]

Hisao Nakai both are wrong

[@LedYouAshtray]

marisa is love, marisa is waifu

[@OkamiKai6980]

Nah, FAITH is luv, FAITH is brite, So you all DIE, In this FAITHful NIGHT

[@hakureireimu8682]

*Gasps in Reimu*

[@MythlyInari]

And this is why Marisa is just so fucking badass.

[@Bravidunno]

"Get out." -Gladion, 2016

[@Poggle566]

I knew this was coming even before I clicked on the video. XD

[@kevintrang3007]

"What are you thinking, coming out [...]?"

[@CuddlyTheMadElite]

At this very moment in time, I request that you walk, run, or fly in a direction that would put you in a place where you can not bother me or my ally on this night was we do our important tasks. I feel justified asking you this as despite being a great friend of mine, I view you as what a person would call a lesser person with unwanted traits. Failing to complete this request will for me to have a duel of 2 player teams with our magical spell cards.

[@MINICUBANT]

at the bigenning : You expected someone else , but it was me Marisa!

[@adluzz3216]

0:17 is the part that really matters

[@cs-jb6ts]

and then if you're not pro enough, you'll get your ass kicked by Reimu

[@topnep1]

Translation here was more than liberal. She said さぁ、そこをどきな！, which is just "Now, move away from there". No insult whatsoever.

[@sulociou7846]

Top Nep :____) i wish it wasn't liberal

[@pokemonkarma]

Yeah but that's better that way still lel

[@spiceforspice3461]

My favorite part of this is that Marisa and Alice are just lying for no reason lmao.

[@HonkingSir]

I agree 100%, even if i prefer playing with reimu that part is the best

[@adrianfranky222]

damn son i never knew she said that time to non-skip dialogue

[@liquidboss2719]

What I'm saying is "hunting troublesome youkai." In your case, it's troublesome "youkai hunting," isn't it? I mean move and I'll shoot....in a flash.

[@user272adh2a]

"Cats got your tongue"

[@Arvyent]

Marisa stole Reisen's weed :v

[@farisazka2568]

yeah "Bitch get out of the way" nice alice nice

[@edberaga6357]

the best one is Marisa looks like flipping bird

[@frostbitefrozensnow1998]

amen brother.

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

Alice took lessons from Ludacris.

[@toomanydads2981]

Master spark that chaste miko

[@yonzorikuo8051]

wait is there swearing on touhou dialogs ?

[@tachi6000]

+Yonzo Rikuo Two instances in Imperishable Night (Here and Remilia in Stage 2), but it varies with each translation.

[@Warsmith_The]

IN has a shitty translation

[@vinzer72banned]

a lot actually they're not your average moe cute garbage protagonist

[@yonzorikuo8051]

vinzer72banned or a shitty game full of sexy waifus

[@YaGirlJuniper]

"Bitch get out of the way" is still a fairly accurate translation of what's being said.

[@Niko0902]

Thug Life

[@severteran9897]

I feel like there's a larger community connected to your channel. But I will never find it. =(

[@hleghe810]

Sever Teran I think it's more just fan recognition of the channel. Some random 2hu fans reference ciryes and stuff

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Scapeyoukai Alice, I see.

[@mizuki7yearsago626]

Marisa and Alice are so savage lol

[@LUMDERE]

Marisa is 100% thug

[@ColorlessQuarky]

Lol

[@somethingrandom3961]

Wait....THATS AN ACTUAL THING IN THE GAME?

[@duchessnoor]

something random yep. don't worry, I was shocked too XD

[@youarenowbreathingmanually2798]

this is just as good as the extra stage theme

[@ColorlessQuarky]

Marisa is so Savage XD

[@awe9217]

ITS ALL ALICE'S FAULT

[@philippineempire9925]

*cursed text*

[@Hanamelia_]

I guess it call TROLLhou :3

[@poledra4153]

Last time i played, they didn't curse Probwbly a change with the translate patch

[@sallylegendz]

Where can I download the english patch?

[@AA-gh3fw]

Marisa's awesome

[@Derpymuffins-9]

0:40 it's all Alice's fault

[@DanteThe1990]

guess i know my next game to play tonight

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Reimu got triggered Fantasy Heaven?

[@Danktorias]

Marisa should be the new Ludacris

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

D:

[@rett064]

they changed the translation 😔😔😔

[@tanostrelok2323]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@Bonetrousle]

Bruh moment.

[@AA-gh3fw]

Perfect lol

[@Boomblox5896]

I saw this coming

[@RandomPrussian1871]

swag

[@D_RandomGuy._.]

0:42

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

The actual quote directly translated is "Now, get outta my way!"

[@robertodelier9999]

true

[@MelCMlol]

Hold up is this true I'm trying this-

[@MelCMlol]

Yeah it's not she just said "Now, Get out the way!" Or something like that I guess someone here changed the dialogue

[@theRealPlaidRabbit]

Swag.

[@segasonic4352]

its alice's fault

[@allenlee9171]

lmao

[@zen8360]

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[@MrProfRotBox]

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