The only thing I know for real (kazoo/guitar parody)

This was a product of boredom, and is not supposed to be good.
It's only supposed to be funny.
Original: • Video
Footage taken from: • Metal Gear Rising: Sam...

[@cyrus233able]

"I said my Kazoo was a tool of music, a tool of entertainment, Not used for shitty covers... But Now, Now I'm not so sure... And besides, THIS ISN'T MY KAZOO"

[@hotdoh9325]

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[@Sword_hybrid_dude]

Aaaah a good reference

[@theoneitself]

Ok... *Let's HONK!*

[@azkaalfafa6217]

*wipes tip with handkerchief*

[@capybara9521]

@@hotdoh9325 did you expected getting upvotes with this shitty comment ? except your own of course

[@DiseasedMoss]

*KAZOOS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE*

[@pryce54321]

Lets kazoo!

[@VioletLunaChan]

DiseasedMoss NEVER REALISING WHY KAZOOS FIGHT

[@DiseasedMoss]

*_IT'S ONLY THE COLD KAZOO I FE-E-E-EEL_*

[@FermiusDelta]

THERE WILL BE KA- ZOO THE MAN WITH THE KAZOO TAKES HIS BREATH

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@nothingtobeseenhere]

Yoshi's New Island: Revengeance

[@neo2652]

Oh God XD

[@EmperorZ19]

I was thinking Rayman Revengeance myself

[@xAznSkyxx]

Nep Gear Rising: Revengeance

[@grawlixTV]

A Yoshi character action game could be amazing

[@buprevengeance6573]

I said my egg was a tool of justice. Not used for anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... *This isn't my egg.*

[@Djinnistorm]

Now I see...you deny your Kazoo its purpose! It yearns to honk in the blood of your enemies...but you hold it back!

[@NotN]

Do you really have to kazoo?

[@NotN]

You see, you deny your kazoo's purpose...

[@TheElusiveHunter]

Not N As I said, honks are cruel Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner kazoo!

[@purpleisthesneakiest]

Ready to honk up some more?

[@seankillingsworth8618]

purpleisthesneakiest NANOKAZOOS, SON!

[@calcifieddirt4120]

Never bring a tool to a Kazoofight.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

HAHAHAHHAH

[@LimaBr_]

never bring a guitar to a kazoo fight

[@RedsHitpostMedia]

I can somehow picture shit eating grin sam smiling, turining his back, and then immediately start playing the kazoo

[@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975]

+TheAznZeus damn

[@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975]

+TheAznZeus damn

[@samgafford2371]

TheAznZeus ahem. my name just so happens to be Sam

[@angelicoe9540]

Instruments broken The notes go unwritten I've even forgotten the clef I don't know the tempo or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my kazoo A desolate stage (stage) Without any sound (sound) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite As I stand up and play The only thing I know for real There will be mu-...sic! The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the kazoo's back because kazoos don't give back what they take Oh no There will be mu-...sic! It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my audience Wondering have I gone insane To find the sheet in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I play

[@perhapsahigherbeing288]

Alright, where are the likes?

[@ginkowave5829]

@@perhapsahigherbeing288 check the comment section lately?

[@perhapsahigherbeing288]

@@ginkowave5829 Good, but not good enough…

[@sparguspargu7014]

Imo, would be better if it was "a desolate stage (stage)" instead.

[@angelicoe9540]

@@sparguspargu7014 OOO that's good!

[@ZaWarubro]

The sounds of battle have never been more intense.

[@IAmEnormous]

Show me a good tune, Jack!

[@themysteriousfigure0]

0:46 was synced up so perfectly.

[@bdorage]

6 years late but the game actually syncs it up intentionally for you most of the time

[@johariothman9172]

@@bdorage 6 days late but ok cool

[@jaxchacky9358]

@@bdorage 420 years late but that's why mgr soundtracks is a masterpiece itself

[@lysandre1861]

@@bdorage sam's fight doesn't sync the music up at any point during it, same with armstrong's, it just fades from the vocals to the instrumental whenever sam/raiden lose the murasama

[@smallasaurus4200]

DUDE NO WAY

[@headshot746]

No, my Kazoo is a tool of justice

[@vintagecommando7100]

I've even forgotten my kazoo! I don't know the season Or what is the reason! I'm standing here holding my kazoo!

[@lazy7279]

"DRUMSTROOOOOOOOONG!!!!" "I said my kazoo was a tool of justice, not used in anger, not used for screeching" "But now, i'm not so sure, and besides..." "This isn't my kazoo"

[@1TEMPEST1]

But now, I'm not so sure And besides... *THIS ISN'T MY KAZOO*

[@JohnSmith-oy9by]

We were played like a damn kazoo!

[@DingDongRanu]

HOONTERS GONNA HOONT She played me like a kazoo

[@TheLemming1337]

kaz(oo) miller

[@JohnSmith-oy9by]

***** this isn't Mario Bros?

[@AnesBkdm]

Excellent! It sounds really good, actually!

[@kitsinthewebs222]

you mean... *PRETTY GOOD* xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD old jokes lol

[@zorithezoroark9455]

indeed

[@beamerdreamer]

"This is what happens when you bring a sword to a kazoofight..."

[@fullbepis4677]

I used to say my kazoo was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for revenge. But now I'm not so sure, and besides. This. Isn't. My. Kazoo.

[@Dreamfillah]

This shit and the other Revengeance parodies gave me the hugest smile. This is spectacular.

[@kendakgifbancuher2047]

After all these years? *Always.*

[@DanS044]

I hope you’re happy I’m seeing it for the first time

[@djamtz]

Asn't s-word though

[@Zzzooooppp]

yesterday I thought a kazoo could not portray existentially moving emotions and today I realize I am a fool

[@thatmomentwhen9676]

8 years later, I've finally given the 69th like. I am honored.

[@TLContract]

@@thatmomentwhen9676 And i've given the 70th

[@vicefurco.9134]

My thoughts exactly

[@wisteria115]

you could say that you stood there and realized

[@buprevengeance6573]

Imagine if you could defeat Sam in the beginning fight and when you win it just plays the credits with this as the background track

[@Mintyfresh152]

That would be epic *cue kazoo theme*

[@Kylirr]

the good ending

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Now I see. You deny your kazoo its purpose! It yearns to honk in the band of your instruments... but you hold it back!

[@MethodiaLordae]

Kazoos. The DNA of the soul.

[@xerogamer7110]

My kazoo is a tool of justice

[@dalton5229]

Neo Machine cowabunga! Kazoo ninja! Go kazoo go kazoo go!

[@ThatRatGuy]

I sense a bright KZbin career for you, my friend. 10/10 would listen again.

[@seanharv]

Yeah I sung along. So what? ... Amazing.

[@DARE0451]

We all do.

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

exactly

[@TheAlmightyLoli]

I'm so whimsically hyped right now.

[@nbhage2178]

1:26 solo is everything

[@Bendelsohn]

MG:R with a soundtrack fitting to it's tone.

[@kironoschannel]

Sam had a kazoo built into his battle mask.

[@Brittonbubba137]

What it sounds like when you try and play Genji in Overwatch but you suck.

[@MrHassyr]

this XD

[@tenzer0]

what this is the best thing ive heard wut you talkin bout

[@memyselfdinges]

I didn't know what a Kazoo was, this is the best possible outcome.

[@memyselfdinges]

Like this comment or leave a message plz. I keep being forced back to this. . This way I'll have it forever.

[@Lone_Wolf_Radio]

RAWR!

[@memyselfdinges]

Jayster games Thanks man, I fucking love this thing.

[@tylerboy565]

memyselfdinges Hey. Come back. You know you wanna.

[@memyselfdinges]

tylerboy565 Yes I do.

[@RuruRampage]

Okay its supposed to be funny but jesus christ man i would love to have this in the actual game its so good, Very talented man. Can't stop listening to it.

[@jennymason5994]

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight Ayyy lmao

[@Dr_Dubz]

That Fucking Solo

[@tunoddenrub]

this is the cover I never knew I always wanted

[@TheSilentKnight131]

Can someone please mod PC MGR so that all the boss battle themes are replaced with these guitar/kazoo covers? XD

[@giygasdoll2]

And all the weapons are Kazoos. Even Armstrong's

[@Shimbolus]

giygasdoll2 Nano-Kazoos!

[@giygasdoll2]

HiddenRevenge They doot in response to physical trama.

[@Robin_Hood05]

@@Shimbolus Nanokazoos, son!

[@somedudeonearth4978]

Playing this while fighting Sam was absolutely hilarious.

[@somedudeonearth4978]

The beginning sounds cool af though.

[@gagepetersen4533]

I cannot convey the level of joy these bring me every time I hear them

[@FestiveRocket]

0:45 That sync tho

[@someonefromtheinternet0960]

I came for a shitty flute cover, i came back with a brilliant kazoo remaster

[@2ndsnake899]

The Description: "This was a product of boredom, and is not supposed to be good." Me: "Snake... *_That was perfect..."_*

[@user-se3ii5sz7n]

POV: Duck the Ripper vs Jetstream Swan

[@HeadlessEikon]

That kazoo solo was unexpected. I did not think it would be possible. Fantastic.

[@HeadlessEikon]

Also, Never Surrender on kazoo when

[@cpt.tupperware]

This is so in-sync with the actual battle, amazing

[@panBucz]

"This was a product of boredom, and is not supposed to be good." But wait... It's acutally really good

[@Liljoethemaster]

I gotta admit this really lighten up my mood and it's good :) love the kazoo acting the guitar solo lol

[@Tonypikmin]

"DARN YOU RAIDEN- YOU AM NO REAL SUPA SAMURAIS" Honkstream Semh.

[@calcuimconsumer6980]

The Kazoo?!? A weapon to surpass metal gear!

[@panpanstepan96]

That kazoo solo was just...outstanding

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

okay but the guitar unironically sounds amazing

[@simoncholenu]

0:47 WHAT A SYNC

[@antimezz11]

That Kazoo Solo Every time.

[@kraken_8]

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard; I was born in the perfect time for this

[@imbi9580]

The harmony pulled me so high up so high straight to heaven

[@animeking1357]

Still a banger after all these years.

[@leaustraliandropbear]

Thank you kazoo anon, that was the best thread I've seen on /v/ in a long time.

[@DinoboyLou]

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier

[@juggernikos3460]

"goooaaah"

[@calebcalhoun9847]

Right. Big raises all around once world Marshall gets all those kazoos

[@canofspam9357]

*Making the mother of all kazoo covers here Jack, can’t fret over every instrument!*

[@StarchyMcgee]

Kazoo anon is best.

[@Sthangimations]

This is kind of beautiful ngl

[@federalcasemaker]

"This is why you should never bring a tool of justice to a kazoo fight!"

[@user-xg8rl8zs9h]

MAKIN THE MOTHER OF ALL KAZOOS HERE, JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY HONK.

[@justanuser9503]

THE KAZOO IN THE MIRROR HONKS HIS HEAD

[@holydiver3129]

kazoo kid would be proud, my friend

[@WinAFreeAppleIPod]

Thank you SO much for making these

[@YouSoSpice]

I want this to be played at my funeral.

[@TheSonicFairy]

This. *THIS.* Surpasses the Kazoo Rules of Nature.

[@KorboQ]

I can't wait for the solos in Stains of Time.

[@SweetJubilee]

Kazoo Anon, you are the best Anon.

[@eivinkringen4725]

The song that play if you steal Sam’s sword at the train.

[@reddgambit2216]

omg in a sucker for guitars and this is no exception, good job!

[@PrinceFruitzz]

"Ok, LET'S KAZOO!"

[@Bradford.C.Wallsbury]

that was genuinely the best youtube video ever made

[@prachetasnayse9709]

I love how he made some mistakes with the guitar but still kept going. That's true comedy, its not the kazoo.

[@Newbiespud]

Brb, turning my music options down to 0 so I can record the fight and edit this in...

[@hayatojwimbleton9349]

bro is losing oxygen at the guitar part xd

[@ShadowDaPk]

Song for the world's most jaded toddler.

[@thebemisman1605]

this is fucking fire, the harmonies and melody play fucking beautifully together, the guitar is just so masterfully played

[@ramenslug1383]

I see, You deny your fly swatter it's purpose!

[@Svintuus]

JUST GETTED STARTED

[@ArtyoumPlays]

Tbh, this is the best out of the bunch. A sleeper hit. Bravo

[@doublesided1013]

my significant other is listening to this on loop help me.

[@victoralvizo4360]

Why is this extremely beautiful

[@navras2318]

I need a download for all these kazoo parodies ;w; They're all fucking amazing

[@aussiehighlands2715]

Memes aside can we appreciate that gutair?

[@MK-xm2nh]

why is this so good actually

[@papagaio777]

Just wanted to say that you're a legend

[@sofija1996]

Ding! Question time! Is it hard to play a kazoo? How much does it cost? Is there something I should pay attention to while buying one? How much time does it take to 'learn' it?

[@TheRealHonkmaster]

You can get one for like 2-4 €, you just say something into it and the tone comes out distorted. Everyone with a simple understanding of music should be able to play it.

[@sofija1996]

TheRealHonkmaster Thanks :D

[@eskimodude812]

Well, you should try out the different kinds like the alto, tenner, or baritone kazoo. For the really daring I suggest the challenging electric kazoo

[@reddgambit2216]

1:the same effot it takes to peel a potato 2:litrally an apple 3:blackmarket aliens 4:the sacrifice of your first born kin have fun!!!!!!!!

[@sofija1996]

I actually bought mine this June. It's a little loud, so I can't play it too often, but I'm still having a blast.

[@lenoradeclermont1786]

MY KAZOO IS A TOOL OF JUSTICE!

[@demoman5864]

The guitar/kazoo solo was hilarious

[@mavericktjo4548]

Mosquitoes fighting over who gets to suck my blood

[@mustafafreerunner]

I wish I could play this as awesome like you November 2020 still listening to this

[@yojirex6374]

We need more people to use this version in the meme, it's glorious

[@dolki715]

I'm not talking about money, Jack. I'm talking about kazoos

[@aNerdNamedJames]

BEST MGR MIX ON KZbin

[@McSchwanger]

Gives me OverLooked Remix vibes. Love it.

[@kain4721]

When you use Rivers of blood in elden ring

[@kiaayo]

The kazoos don't give back what they take

[@thenamestakenalready6890]

"Show me good time jack" *grabs hf kazoo*"here I come!"

[@ltcuddles685]

"BLOOD" *gets sliced* "SHED" *sliced* Get good man, only blood shed here is yours.

[@NilsAcc_2008]

The kazoo is perfect with the music good job

[@marioblock5049]

i love how you didn't even do the guitar solo with the guitar, but instead with the kazoo

[@ShockInazuma]

“Whoops.”

[@uruburus5203]

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