The Orks | Warhammer 40,000

[@TemplinInstitute]

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[@Whiterabbit124]

Please do not schedule future broadcasts. If I wanted to feel like a TV viewer, I would turn on TV.

[@TemplinInstitute]

@@Whiterabbit124 the boyz don't givez a squig's zog what you feelz

[@pudlordtynan919]

@@TemplinInstitute We know that Marc is an over ambitious Snottling. A lovable cutthroat one.

[@thenight527]

Please do alpha legion next.

[@thenight527]

@@TemplinInstitute alpha legion, please.

[@fumarc4501]

The only reason the Orks didn’t interrupt the video is because you invited them to advertise for more Foightin’ at the beginning. That was a very wise move.

[@CommissarChaotic]

And because they're blue

[@duyduc6293]

I don't think orks use computers tbh

[@Xalerdane]

Dat’s ded kunnin, dat iz.

[@paintrane1179]

@Demon Slayer u

[@abe2826]

​@@CommissarChaoticAnd I always hated the color blur! Y'know why?!

[@isaaclemmen6500]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - An Eldar Philosopher Named Uthan the Perverse

[@caad5258]

I could feel the cringe from the other side of the Webway...

[@murphyjack90]

@@caad5258 why are you booing him hes right.

[@Krystalmyth]

Imagine being known by the title, The Perverse. What an honor.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@Krystalmyth well the Eldary race is known to have made Slaneesh into existance by constant, and extremely naughty, sex

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@caad5258 what you call "cringe" is an actual philosophical question that some french writers asked themself during the XVII century, the only example I remember by name is Voltaire in "Candide". I'm not aware if anyone else did it. Basicly, he realised that the more he knew, the more he felt small in the univers (at this time, humanity saw itself as the superior spece, as the apex of the creation. That mindset continued until the XXe century, that's also why Lovecraft's work was so popular but I digress). And felt like peoples who only focused on their day to day lives were far more happy than him.

[@eirikmoenjnsson6041]

Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!

[@solomongrundy1618]

Das right lad das how da boyz roll

[@JakubNaceradsky]

What Da Battle? Its Da Live Boyz!

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

Orks iz da best. Fink different do ya? C'mmere an' 'ave a go, ya little runt!

[@mariakelly5]

Have you guys ever been to Ankh-Morpork?

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Blasted Green Skins at least you're good practice between Hunts that's for sure 🐺

[@patrickkeller2193]

Ever heart the saying "You can't win an argument with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience" That's literally what Orcs do to the unvierse.

[@Chris-jw8vm]

Lol that's a saying I need to adopt. The other day after ordering 2 pizzas, buy one get one free, I told my little sister that pizza is a decent takeout food if you order the largest size because the majority of people are stupid, they don't understand pizza math. Generally a 12 inch will cost about twice as much as a 6. She said yeah it's because if you double the size it increases by 214% to 3.14. Didn't matter how many pizza calculators we both used, she refused to admit doubling the length and width actually quadrupled the total amount of pizza. I reiterated that as I'd said most people are bad at pizza math. She wasn't amused. Lol she's studying on and off in medical fields and could be a doctor if she really wanted to. Highest grade I have in anything is an E. As in just above an F. She's an A student or atleast was.

[@Verynormaltagname]

@@Chris-jw8vm you trollin, right, right?

[@Chris-jw8vm]

@@Verynormaltagname your shít at pizza math 2 huh. Most are. Just look up any number of online calculators to see that doubling the height and width of a pizza quadruples it. Same principle applies to a round pizza as a square one. I really don't get why people have an issue understanding it. Oh well. You all drive the prices of the larger sizes down by believing such which helps me I guess.

[@Verynormaltagname]

@@Chris-jw8vm meh, must be an american thing, best pizza is crispy pizza, when i eat pizza, i like to eat pizza, not a cake with cheese, geez

[@Chris-jw8vm]

@@Verynormaltagname I'm not talking about that kind of height. 1 is obviously 1 2 is 1 1 1 1 If it was doubled in all 3 dimensions then it would be 8 times bigger. I was just taking the 2d dimension into account.

[@L0CKD0WN34]

"Rumors of Ork war bands even within the eye of terror" Ah yes. The Ork who lives in his own Val Halla because a chaos God found it hilarious

[@chaosundividedreborn]

Austin Garcia eyyyyy, love Tuska

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

The happiest ending in all of 40k.

[@fumarc4501]

TUSKA DEMONKILLA! WITNESSED!

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

Those orks are probaly the most and only happy things on the 40k univerve

[@FrstSpctr88]

Warhalla for orks.

[@jahjah7940]

10:24 How to be invincible. Step 1: Go to war with orks Step 2: Survive and become a legend within the ork society Step 3: Make orks believe you’re invinvible Step 4: Congrats, you’re now invincible!

[@MouldMadeMind]

Step 5: realize that orks would muerder you

[@Nempo13]

You just described what happened to Yarrik. He cannot die because Orks believe he can't. He had his arm ripped off by an ork, he killed the ork and had the ork's metal claw arm put in place of his own missing arm. When the orks saw him using the ork war claw as his own is when his legend began. From that moment on they all believed he was unkillable.

[@PRIMUSxPRIME]

Commisar yarrick did that lol

[@songhan1586]

@@MouldMadeMind yarrick will like to have a chat with you

[@TheDONing1]

Yarrickmaxxing

[@lordicarus8807]

Kinda inspiring: "Failure doesn't bother them, they just try again..." I'll try that out!

[@bificommander]

"Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether you let failure be the last thing you do." The seventy maxims of maximally effective merenaries. SchlockMercenary.

[@_d--]

Well.... Orks heal from their head being cut off when reattached even on another ork body..... Easy for them ;P

[@mememan9061]

“don’t give up, try again” -a smart ork

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Failure is always an option, it's just normally the last resort.

[@MrMarinus18]

I feel like the Orks kind of are the truth. They accept the ugly truth all other races deny as it's too horrible. The world is a cruel and violent place and power is the only thing that matters.

[@Skadoof]

The orks are the embodiment of the "me and the boys" meme

[@cyrilkhoury8847]

Me an' da boyz 'bout to go lootz some planets 'n a WAAAAAAAAGH!

[@keatonburton6064]

@@cyrilkhoury8847 WAAAAAAGH!

[@keatonburton6064]

Me 'n' daboyz shoot'nup all dem li'l Ripperz in battl 'gains de Tyridz. (I might've botched up how the Orks spell or pronounce certain words, and if I have, I sincerely apologize. I'm just starting to get into Warhammer 40k.)

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

This made me genuinely laugh.

[@Taabituubi]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 NO LAUGH. ONLY WAAAAAGH!!!

[@kenji214245]

when the guard was out of ammo and took up an ork weapon he noticed it was only a pipe with some pieces of metal stuck together. his warbuddy tell him that orks seem to believe it works and thus it do. So the first guardsman raises the weapon and aims at an ork charging him yelling "bang!" The ork drops dead. quickly his fellow soldiers follow suit all out of ammo. until one group of orks seemingly ignoring their yells. until they hear them coming closer chanting "wez a tank, wez a tank" And that is how i am convinced the creator of the orkz in this damn universe wanted to troll all the other authors XD

[@theirishweasel]

That's glorious. They are almost like children playing a game with finger guns, just a lot more murderous and gruesome

[@lordtabs]

😂😂😂

[@doctorscientist7570]

And after the fight, they were all executed for using alien weapons

[@essex3777]

Best game of pretend ever...

[@newseager4021]

How dare a human touch xeno filth?! COMMISSAR!!

[@Fadzi2342]

10:24 This is why Yarrick can't die. Every Ork thinks he's immortal and it became reality by sheer will.

[@morganfreeman-sheehy842]

There’s a fan theory that it also keeps the emperor alive.

[@Fadzi2342]

@@morganfreeman-sheehy842 ABSURD! To even suggest that the Orks are in any way, shape or form responsible for the Emperor's divinity is nothing short of HERESY.

[@unclelarry8842]

@@Fadzi2342 Well no, I hate to tell you but the orkz psychic powers are strong but they aren't that strong and plus it only seems to work on technology only.

[@Nempo13]

@@unclelarry8842 It works on everything. Orkz survive the vaccuum of space while repairing their ships, simply because they think they can, no suit needed. When a group thought their wierdboy was able to completely control his powers, not only was he able to fully control his powers...he was able to create psychic storms and devestation usually reserved for TITANS. Due to an accident, a group saw their warboss punch an enemy and the enemy exploded. So they thought he was able to do that every time. Guess what? He was able to cause an explosion with every punch because his boyz thought he could. Inquisitor Cain was lucky and had an ork weapon deflect off an armored portion of his jacket. The orkz thought he was immune to bladed weapons after that. He was cut and stabbed by ork knives and power clawz completely without effect purely because the orks thought he couldn't be cut or stabbed by bladed weapons. They thought he was "another Yarrick" and attributed some of Yarrick's mystique onto him. Let us not forget the poor Tau armored unit that got too close to an ork with a power claw. The claw ripped through the Tau's armor so easily that the entire ork unit believed all Tau armor was pathetically thin. Suddenly no Tau armor could withstand a hit from anything. If the Tau kicked their armored units too hard their foot would go through it if they were too close to the orks. Blood Angels go faster when fighting orks. Not just their vehicles, they run faster, move faster, swing faster, etc. This is a phenomena that is actually well documented by the chapter. Similarly Imperial Fists find their weapons explode with more force over larger areas when fighting ork for the same reason. The WAAAGH! energy effects anyone and everyone.

[@paulverse4587]

​@@Nempo13 Their WAAAAAAGH! energy seem to be localized though. Hence why it rises the more of them are in roughly the same area. With the scale of fighting on Armageddon, it seems to be planet-wide (enough to 'save' Yarrick) but their powers clearly wane off over distance.

[@bluedog843]

So, I’ve never played Warhammer and ima be honest, hearing that the basic dudes are called the boys and subtypes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@Manglet762]

If you are interested in getting into the universe through video games, there's a few. Warhammer Space Marine is a Third Person Action game where you play as a space marine fighting to save a planet, and you do this through non-stop violence caused by guns, chainsaw-swords, hammers, whatever tickles your fancy, Space Marine has you covered in unrelenting, brutal fashion. The Dawn of War games are Real Time Strategy games where you are able to pick varying races, each having their own playstyles and unique feel. Dawn of Wars 1 and 2 are liked by many WH40K fans, but be warned: both of them are VERY different in how you play them. Dawn of War 1 is for more grand scale war, while 2 is for in depth management of multiple squads.

[@yeahokbuddy2510]

@@Manglet762 Theres also Warhammer 40k dauntless (EDIT: its called Space Hulk: Deathwing) which is an fps where you go around slaughtering the Tyranids, where you play as imperium of man and you can either play it solo or in multiplayer which is much more preferable in my opinion. Its kinda like halo but much more gruesome

[@Manglet762]

@@yeahokbuddy2510 Sounds interesting, though when I looked it up both on KZbin and Bing, nothing showed up. Is it unreleased?

[@yeahokbuddy2510]

@@Manglet762 I AM SO SORRRRY i goofed i dont know why i said dauntless lmao thats a cruiser in the 40k game. Its actually called Space Hulk: Deathwing its a very badass looking game and its been out for a couple years

[@yeahokbuddy2510]

@@Manglet762 Heres a link to a review/gameplay kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmeag2Cpm8uZb8k

[@militarymist1199]

Ork: *slaps top of trukk.* Trukk: *explodes*

[@donwebber9071]

Ork..,,okay I give discount and a red paint job

[@orkboy8139]

The trukk wasn’t painted red!!!

[@bangotrue1089]

@@orkboy8139 They painted it yellow...dumbasses

[@pachacutti1012]

The trukk worked better than expected if they painted it yellow

[@CommissarChaotic]

Did we expect it to explode tho

[@OrionX700]

A massive WAAAAGH is battling against a detachment of Imperial Guardsmen with Space Marine support, when the Warboss hears a battle cry from over the hills. "A single Space Marine can take on 100 Orks!" The Warboss decides to send 100 Boyz to take out the enemy Space Marine, and none of them come back. Another battle cry comes over the hills- "A single Space Marine can take on 500 Orks!" So the Warboss sends 500 Boyz, sure that this time they'll win. Not one single Boy returns. The cry comes once more- "A single Space Marine can take on 1000 Orks!" So the Warboss sends 1000 Boyz, knowing that there's nobody who can survive against 1000 Boyz. One Boy comes back, missing his legs and dragging himself along the ground. "It'z a trick, Boss! Dey got TWO Marines!"

[@Punishthefalse]

You mean beakies. I believe that is what Orks call marines.

[@OrionX700]

@@PunishthefalseI think that's just a specific chapter of Marines but I could be wrong.

[@syzmon8545]

@@OrionX700 Raven Guard to be precise. Due to them wearing mostly Corvus Pattern helmets (beakie)

[@Punishthefalse]

@@syzmon8545 Oh, and in the very early editions, Space Marines rock the beak helmets.

[@fede98k54]

Ehy the Finns are calling, they want their joke back!

[@dinocha0s]

Yup id say the Old ones made a much better bio weapon then umbrella ever did

[@nutsostoik6231]

Imagine creating a bio-engineered supersoldier only to be killed by a local cop

[@adriaanschoombie8573]

@@nutsostoik6231 a local cop who somehow found a grenade launcher and has absured amounts of plot armor.

[@warmachineuk]

A nightmare universe because no matter the combat advantage gained by a clever technological advance, orks will achieve parity merely because they will observe the combat effect and believe they can achieve something comparable.

[@effigytormented]

Also they'll loot the crap out of it.

[@elizataylor1726]

@@effigytormented only if the blood ravens don't get it first. And even then they'll just steal the tech and nick the warboss for good measure

[@EMan-1920]

@@elizataylor1726Or Trazyn the Infinite.

[@ElectromagNick]

DATZ DA POWAH OF DEM WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ENERGIES! DA BLESSIN'Z A GORK 'N' MORK DEMSELVEZ!

[@paulthegoblinking3996]

Oh yes I love how the ork can look at a piece of technology that was 100 years in the making and go yea I'll have a go and shit out something better in 3 minutes

[@CptPhilippnes]

I swear its like the Orks the the only ones who enjoy themselves in the 40k universe.

[@teh278]

Slaaneshi cultists and followers of the grandfather tend to enjoy themselves too, in very different ways of course, but still.

[@marcogypaetus9607]

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. Orks love war above all else. Of course they've already won.

[@vylbird8014]

Not entirely. Some of the Imperium worlds, the ones back from the front line, are quite comfortable. The Imperium leaves them alone so long as they pay their taxes - difficult communication makes micromanagement impossible. There are entire Garden Worlds dedicated to serving as tourist paradises. And the cultists at least get to have some fun - they are truly devoted to their causes, and take much pleasure in their noble fight. While life is hell for almost all of mankind, there are always going to be those on top of the social hierarchy who manage to carve out some luxury for themselves.

[@fumarc4501]

Orkz just wanna have fun.

[@vuvietdung3487]

and trazyn

[@bielpr2009]

-Templin Institute: * Does a video about da Ork Boyz * -Commissar Yarrick: *I'm gonna stop you right there*

[@ingamingpc1634]

Stop by order of the inquisitors of the Imperium by order of his majesty the emperor I have allowed special viewing of this Intel to save many lives on the battlefield including many Imperial Guardsmen who may be thrown at the greater threats that are coming for the Imperium

[@wisewolf7388]

​@@ingamingpc1634 Thanks to this information granted by the Inquisition and the God Emperor we only lost 10 million soldiers against a filthy greenskin WAAAAAGH compared to the usual 25-30 million or even bigger numbers.

[@ingamingpc1634]

@@wisewolf7388 I would also suggest that you be careful for those sneaky boys those Orcs that learned that subtlety is much better than Waaa

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

InGaming pc NOTHIN‘ PERSONAL GIT! WAAAAGH!!!

[@AnUtterSimpleton]

With that intro, I was disappointed that the first thing I heard wasn't "In da grim dahkness of da fah futah, der is only WAAAAAGH"

[@seand.g423]

Mossly cuz dere ain't nuff Teef in all da Black fer any Real Ork ta be cawt Burnt sayin' summat like dat...

[@Irmarinen]

Missed opportunity :/

[@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks]

WAAAAAAAAGH!

[@gargoyles9999]

The MacGuffin and no mention of DAKKA

[@thesaltycrusader]

@@seand.g423 WOZ DAT AM EARIN? SOUNDS LOIK A PUNY UMMIE WITTA SMAL MOWF, SPEAK UP YA GROT

[@AlecMader]

I can imagine an entire planet taken over by orcs except for one human village that survives untouched by constantly telling the orcs "sorry, we aren't really feeling like putting up a counter-wahg today. come back next week for a better wahg." And the orcs just keep forgetting they've been told the same thing week after week.

[@dregmek]

Eh, they would be turned into slaves if not punched in the face mid-sentence in the WAAAAAAGH.

[@AlecMader]

@@dregmek but they want violence. Where's the fun without it?

[@dregmek]

@@AlecMader they are still violently brutal with the slaves if there is any that still have a head and a body. They use them for whatever makes since in their brains like the snotlings or grots but mainly like, scrapping hive cities, mining, or whatever other use that they need that doesn't involve the snotlings or Gretchen.

[@PlusNeu]

Dat 'ud be propah kanon

[@Sarsenwood]

Problem is, now a bunch of orcs believe the longer they wait, the better (read bigger) the resulting WAAAAAAHG will be. So when an orc finally decides to go for it, the whole sector might be doomed.

[@harrysmith1711]

Orks: Youz a pretty mouthy one aintcha mista templin Larissa: I'm a woman Orks: Woteva! *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!*

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

Wot in da twinz godz name is a ...wu...wahman? Iz dat loik a weaker umie?

[@WarCriminal-y1u]

@@ChronoTriggerHappy lmao, that brightened my day

[@fumarc4501]

Boss, Dat meanz demz a humie boyz Nob.

[@kamikaze6198]

@@ChronoTriggerHappy IT'S A 'UMIES WIF NO NOB IN THEYZ CRO'CH

[@chrissoe2541]

@Maria Kelly There are no male Orks either. Orks don't have genders but they have a pretty masculine look.

[@benjaminfeld6388]

You know, the Orks are actually my favorite faction in the Warhammer 40 K universe, if only because they're so comedically contradictory. Their brains are basically no bigger than rocks. And yet, when they come together, they form an army to rival even the ruinous powers of chaos. Also, excellent Ork impression near the beginning with that twitch advertisement.

[@TheOther19]

They're one of my favorite factions as well.. they're hilarious.. and the only species having fun in a grim dark universe.

[@piotrd.4850]

What you mean by 'impression'? Templin cross-multi-verse VPN got real Orc to speak!

[@benjaminfeld6388]

@@piotrd.4850 Right

[@MrMarinus18]

The powers of chaos is not through brute force but through manipulation. However orcs can't really be manipulated and you can't spread darkness through them as they will act on it immediately meaning it doesn't have time to fester.

[@MrMarinus18]

Also they are the only race that is happy in this world.

[@Alvaro89Rus]

Orks is the only happy race in 40k

[@hectorandem2944]

Underrated comment. 👍

[@FireurchinProductionsByzantium]

Chaos seems pretty satisfied with their existence

[@Alvaro89Rus]

@@FireurchinProductionsByzantium Nurgl followers for sure.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@FireurchinProductionsByzantium listen to the dreadnought in DoW 2, he resumes the mind set of chaos cultists: desesperates cowards who think that nothing can't beat the gods, and that it's netter to submit to them And as a counter argument I have only one name: Tunska: the demon killa

[@Slechy_Lesh]

Also Nurgle himself

[@isadorakios8752]

Give an Adept of the Mechanicus a Battery and he will build a shrine for it. Give an Ork a battery and he will build a plasma gun.

[@petroandras]

Ya mean "when an Ork lootz a battery off ya" ;-)

[@hectorandem2944]

@@petroandras ^ This.

[@Lightscribe225]

And the ork will do it using some string, a stick, and a trigger

[@weldonwin]

Give an ork a pile of random junk and he'll build a Gargant

[@hoopsonwheels]

Isador Akios give an ork a twig he can make a chainsword

[@Fenris77]

I've heard that the Greenskins were created by the "Old ones" as a last desperate weapon against their enemies the C'Tan (Did I spell that right?) but forgot to install an off-switch...

[@fumarc4501]

@SHADOWWOLF77 datz about right. Used ta be da Krork, but without reality ending sun and soul consuming enemies ta fight dey devolved inta da modern Orkz. Da bigger da enemy, da stronger n smarter da ork.

[@GaldirEonai]

Yep. And there's some minor hints that the base species they got the genes for the "animal" side of ork physiology from was a certain primitive primate from Earth...

[@takebacktheholyland9306]

@@GaldirEonai Why everything keeps evolving into orks

[@MrMarinus18]

Though I think the Eldar have done more damage at least to humanity.

[@Fenris77]

@@GaldirEonai Erectus or even older?

[@wun1gee]

"If enough Orks believe believe something is true, it will actually become so, brought into existence through pure will." This is the best thing in any sci-fi IP ever.

[@RJJR-uy8hl]

Yellow makes it explode more Red makes it faster And purple is S N E E K Y

[@alekssavic1154]

The best part is they're too dumb to properly exploit it, so it's not even OP.

[@miscreantwithinternetacces7370]

@@alekssavic1154 Sometimes it even backfires like how it is with Yarrick, He can't die because the Orks believe that he's immortal.

[@Motoboo_Marine]

I wonder if they just unknowingly use the full capabilities of the machine spirit

[@dimitrypetrenko3470]

The Marines can just basically make make a Majority of Orks Believe that their Emperor is still alive and it'll happen

[@S31Syntax]

If enough orks believed turning a clocks hands backwards sent them all back in time, it would work

[@iainhansen1047]

S31Syntax waaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[@TheIfifi]

Luckily they can't tell time..

[@dylanmorris7946]

I always preferred the theory that the reason why Ultramarines are so overpowered is because Orks think the color blue is lucky. If enough of them think that, it must be true.

[@BullsMahunny]

I mean... to be fair they already found a way to go back in time. One of the warbosses went back in time and killed himself so that he could have 2 of his favorite weapon lol

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

I also think because of the sheer number of Orkz, the entire reason 40K is ripped apart in eternal conflict is because a bunch of green mushroom bois love fighting

[@abeherbert6603]

The Orks have to be my favourite faction in 40k and maybe science fiction in general. While other factions fight for supremacy, knowledge or godhood, the Orks just want to krump everything and have a good time doing so.

[@oz_jones]

Kittenstomper and to add dakka

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

And in these complicated, conflicted goals and interests of multiple species, the Orks also join to... fight... ...Ork motivations...

[@moredetonation3755]

"Orks alwayz win! If we win we win, an' if we lose we die fightin' so it don't count. If we retreat that jus' means we come back an' win later!" - Orks in a nutshell.

[@shanegrimes3455]

So basically they dont lose

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Ork: If Crystal Meth was a humanoid creature.

[@Ze_N00B]

More like weed. Extremeness varies, but they're always chill compared to everything else.

[@leonardovergara5620]

Coca.

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

Warhammer 40k: If crystal meth was a franchise

[@GlitchTechV1]

they literally grow out their teeth and use it as a form of currency so...

[@SlashinatorZ]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Id say it's the ultimate adderall fantasy, that is if the Emperor was still running things

[@bitemyshinymetalass7393]

"greenskin civilization" my grasp of English language isn't that strong but.. I think this is what you would see when you look up the word "oxymoron" in the dictionary

[@marcogypaetus9607]

OI, 'OO' S YER CALLIN' A MORON YA GIT? YOO C'MERE AN OI'LL GIVE YER WOT FOR! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@alrush34]

Dat's cos yuzz ain't kultured up, ya git! Yer tryin' ta grab at 'inglish' or whatevah when you should be grabbin' the shootiest or stabbyist bits and get to fightin'!

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@alrush34 oy! Let da litel squig do 'is bit. He don know wha we 'ays. I bet 'e just pulls 'is gun all night da 'e does

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Orksymoron?

[@fumarc4501]

ORK IZ DA HIGHEST OF ALL KULTUR!

[@JFBD1999]

Commissar Yarrick has joined the chat.

[@whitedrakon2098]

Joao Domingues orkz ave left the chat

[@Daveonimus]

Ghazghkull has joined the chat

[@cladboy2]

Does his arm stop working when there are no orkz around?

[@CyberDagger003]

Commander Farsight has joined the chat.

[@JFBD1999]

@@cladboy2 No because his very will makes it run.

[@tefras14]

The Orks is what happens when you weaponize a scrapyard

[@brotheralaric7177]

The ork are just Xeno who have watch to much time Mad Max movies^^

[@Qardo]

@@brotheralaric7177 Mad Max vs Orks: War of Scrap Town. Coming to a Headcanon Universe near you.

[@mojewjewjew4420]

This comment made me laught so much XD

[@Raipongai]

or you calling me bois trash or the most useful thing ever

[@mho...]

Orks are The OldOnes A-Team

[@damdumah2552]

Yu took yur sweet time gedding here u know dat

[@Maurobi]

'ummies lad, lazy bunch of grots

[@seand.g423]

Sez da fat snotlin' wha' sed "of"

[@kevinbarber2795]

Dam Dumah Day be mukkin about!

[@AtenMemes]

OI! WHYZ YOU WHISPERIN?!

[@SymbioteMullet]

DEYZ' BEIN' SNEEKY! JOB 'EM!

[@midshipman8654]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." -Culture vs. Kultur

[@Siegmernes]

This is so weird to read as a german because the German word for culture is literally Kultur xD

[@piotrd.4850]

Actually, this quote is true to life and gives hope to so many peoplez.....

[@MrMarinus18]

You can get mad about the mystery if you never ask the question in the first place.

[@midshipman8654]

@@Siegmernes well, Orks are one part soccer hooligan but also one part wwi propaganda “Hun”

[@MrMarinus18]

I don't know if they truly don't ask the questions. I think it's more that they actually accept the answers to those questions.

[@DragcoDavid]

I do love the Orks; they are fascinating and fun. In a world of grim dark, they aren't edgy, they aren't complex, they just are. And the fact that their technology is basically Code Name KIDS NEXT DOOR tech is funny to me.

[@seronymus]

Comparing Orks to KND is genius

[@antarcticdragon7926]

Barbaric, savage, uncivil, idiotic, Many words can be used to describe the orks. Only some, those who have fought them long enough, call them deadly, formidable Inevitable. I’ve seen many an imperial commander slaughtered by basic ‘boys’, tanks rent asunder by deff dreads and aircraft shot out of the air by dakkajets. Muddled words and ramshackle vehicles are always seen by others as indicators as weakness and utter stupidity. That they could be systematically killed with ease. I always find it funny that it is those commanders who are slaughtered with ease. We must give great speeches and training to allow us fight effectively. But the orks? They only need a single, simple battlecry... WAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

[@midshipman8654]

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."

[@FullmetalOrk]

I... iz inevitable. Ya git.

[@weldonwin]

Gazghull Thrakka: I iz In-eveita-bubble... *(Somehow snaps fingers with a power-klaw)*

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*☝. Breaths, takes a sip of water* Wawa wa. Hmm.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Takes another breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ElectromagNick]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 OI, YA GIT! TAKIN' A BREAK FROM A WAAAAAAAAAAGH TO GIVE UR LUNGS AN OPRUTUNDITY TO REST?! LIKE A PUNIE 'UMIE? IZ YA AN ORK, OR IZ YA A GROT?! GORK 'ELP YA IF YA LUNGS GIVS OUT AGAIN 'CUZ I'Z GUNNA GET DA PAINBOY TO FIX IT RIGHT PROPA! NOW LEMMIE 'EAR YA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@ColonelFrontline1152]

(Sears titall of da viceo) Do you mean: *_"D A O R K Z ! ! !-_*

[@Fr0st1989]

Yes, I too am disappointed that wasn't the video title ): missed opportunity!

[@BAGELMENSK]

*WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*

[@joshmorel2363]

I've learned everything and nothing about the Orks.

[@MemeMachine-po9zo]

Uz orcs's iz not nown fer logic ye see.

[@neagle27]

What there is to know about the Orks could simultaneously fill a library and fit upon a single page

[@hoopsonwheels]

Josh Morel aye I could spend years talking about the orks that would take about 5 minutes

[@fujifilm5127]

@@MemeMachine-po9zo SPEEK UP YA GIT

[@MemeMachine-po9zo]

@@fujifilm5127 MY BAD, ORRY BOUT THAT

[@HittingBandy]

Me understanding the gods of Orks: "So..... Gork, is the cunning one? While Mork being the Brutal one?" "No, it's the opposite" "But...." "Shut up heretics!

[@fumarc4501]

They cannot tell which is which, but will murder anyone who questions them or calls them out on it.... kind of like all religions.

[@phreakazoith2237]

@@fumarc4501 I doubt that anybody came close enough to an Ork to get into a religious argument about which god is cunning or brutal or a mix of both and to what degree. And since when do the boyz need a reason to murder somebody?

[@slb797]

Gork is the cunningly brutal, Mork the brutally cunning

[@DoctorFail]

@@phreakazoith2237 they dont. But a reason makes doing it more fun.

[@rita_calamity]

this is Tzeentch levels of mind-fuckery ngl

[@b4rl415]

Still my favorite Ork-related quote: "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." ~ Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher.

[@albertmitchell97]

I'M DA BIGGEST, BADDEST AND GREENEST WARBOSS IN DA SECTAH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@Daveonimus]

Youuu....Youza FAT 'ne fer suure

[@solomongrundy1618]

Da hells a warbass is dat an orky fish were do I get one

[@blacksun3884]

YOUZ A WARBAWSS? HA! YOUZ CANT KOMMAND DEEZ BOYZ WURF A STINKIN' CLONK! YOUSE JUS' A PUNY SOFT GIT WAT NEEDSA STOMPIN'

[@shadowstrider8295]

You best be working on dem perception points, cuz youz WAYZ off! See dis? DIS is what da biggest, baddest, Warboss in the sectah looks like!

[@dwaugh2215]

YOU?! BAH! I'M DA BEZT YA ZNOT GIT!!!

[@pudlordtynan919]

Templin Institute personnel who've been afflicted with so-called "WAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH energy" please remain calm and refrain from any instinctual urges you may be experiencing.

[@Daveonimus]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhhh DEM BRAIN BOYZ IN DIS TEMPLIN FINGYS GOTTA WAAAGH TA WIN, YA PUNY GIT

[@seand.g423]

@Thomas Tamba ah you'z a kulcherd grot, fer cer'in...

[@fumarc4501]

[LOOTIN INTENSIFIED]

[@Vain737]

Who iz yu callin personal, ya pimply grot? Shut yer zoggin gob, ya runty git!

[@SuperGman117]

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO

[@damdumah2552]

Yu know dey say no sound in space Yu know what I say yu can hear only one Ting in space u know wat dat is? Du ya? Its WAAAAAAAAHG

[@ferosdc]

Orks inglis is best inglis! Yu know

[@phreakazoith2237]

yu cant hear da boyz coming? Then boyz need more Dakka for bigger kawuum!

[@damdumah2552]

@@artruisjoew5473 if that's what hear den days wat Yu ear For me I hear broken London English

[@phreakazoith2237]

it's rather meant to be cockney. Commissar BRO did a nice vid on how to sound like an ork.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Basically 4chan is physical form. "FOOKIN' HUMIES, WAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

[@dontuseyourcellulardata7599]

I’d say that that would be the angry marines orks are more like internet trolls

[@dontuseyourcellulardata7599]

I’d say that that would be the angry marines orks are more like internet trolls

[@THESIXTHEGG]

But 4chan is filled with tards and incels while Orks are total fucking chads who only care about krumpin umies and foightin in da WAAAGH!

[@Ysumbruh0]

@@THESIXTHEGG orkz based

[@ivanivan744]

4chan isn't just Orks. 4chan isn't just space marines. 4chan *is the entire warhammer40k universe*

[@gulver8693]

I kind of expected a mention of The Beast. It took Vulkan himself to take down, and Vulkan was essentially OP in combat amongst the Primarchs. And The Beast came back after that.

[@dregmek]

No, that beast didn't. He died when the reactor exploded in the gargant. Vulkan did come back thanks to him being a perpetual

[@SamueL-td7fb]

@@dregmek a little changed...

[@Sam-ep2yo]

I love Oddboyz. "Well y'see we're lit'rally oldin this fing togevver with sticky tape and prayers but apart from that it works fine"

[@droideka1890]

OI, WOT “PRAYURS”? IT WORKS LIKE DIS ‘CUZ I SAY SO YA GIT!

[@marcogypaetus9607]

PRAYURS IZ WOT YER SEZ TO GORK N MORK, YA GIT. ONLY I DINT NEVAH NEED TO PRAY TO MAKE A FING WORK CUZ I KNOWZ MY GUBBINZ PROPPA.

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

Do an episode on Tuskka The Demonkilla. It's probably one of the only stories with a "happy ending" that has ever happened in the 40k universe.

[@Punishthefalse]

Only Orks will consider getting stuck on a Daemon World to fight daemons, die, resurrect next day and do it all over again to be a good end.

[@holypaladin4657]

The scary thing about that story is that Tuska’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH is possibly simultaneously the largest in number, the most experienced and the physically strongest out of all Orks due to perpetual combat, death and revival.

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

@@holypaladin4657 But they're stuck there until Khorne lets them leace, which he won't since he tests his generals against the Orks there.

[@BOYVIRGO666]

Her cool refined voice and clean diction is so at odds with the crude forms of ork terminology that its amazing. Her saying Stabby bits is just beautiful.

[@grex951]

Other than Khorne and the Imperium, orks are my favorite faction purely because of how absurd, yet deadly they are. Edit: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

[@SlashinatorZ]

The Emperor's Imperium, Anrakyr's Necrons, & Bloodaxes are my favorite lore factions

[@johnnyrocket1685]

The Empire is probably the only faction I would wholeheartedly destroy. At least Orks are little more than Animals, and the Eldar and Necrons are essentially physical Gods, but humans? They’re vile, disgusting, hateful, ignorant, selfish, and genuinely take pleasure in knowing what they’re doing is wrong but still going through with it. The Emperor’s visage must be destroyed, the Golden throne must be reduced to atoms, and the whole entirety of all human worlds must be obliterated.

[@TheRedMan77]

@@johnnyrocket1685 I mean, however bad the Imperium is, Chaos is still without question worse.

[@kurisu7885]

Ork proverb: If'n ya think itz got enuff gunz on it, PUT MOAR GUNZ ON IT!!!

[@socsuck6135]

The only race in 40k that's having fun

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

Ragnarork is my new favourite word. Also great job with the twitch ad, it was amazing

[@brotheralaric7177]

what if an Ork is named Ragnar ?

[@europanzer3929]

"Templin brainboiz" That's it, headcannon set and ready to go.

[@randomfur4202]

Fire the headcannon!

[@kairon156]

As a fan of the Orks it brings me great joy hearing you speak of the Orkish race.

[@the-blue-barron2791]

Green iz best

[@MrFroTW]

As someone who knows almost nothing about 40k this is easily the best thing I’ve seen all year with the best part being the narrator’s straight foreword way of speaking while throwing in an almost uplifting tone for something as ridiculous as this. 10/10, would become of of da boyz

[@TheExecutorr]

6:05 It's called "Live Ammunition" xD

[@Madhattersinjeans]

this deserves more attention. quality humour

[@tigerstorm6622]

This explains why Vulcan is a little...off, in the Emperor Text-to-Speech

[@xtracool12]

Tigerstorm 6 indeed

[@bigslurpee2078]

*Hello green friends!*

[@theallies2007]

Basically, the Fungus got into Vulcan's body and has become a Warboss/Primarch Hybrid with high regeneration and high durability.

[@HailNeatoBurrito]

VULKAN LIVES! *(STOMP STOMP)*

[@nickshaffer80]

We must embrace Dear Father’s Remains - *ONE BRITTLE BONE AT A TIME*

[@burbank3]

it's not pronounced "Wog", its pronounced "WAAAGH!"

[@GarlicPudding]

"Da Tem-plin Boyz made a moovee 'bout us! We fekkin' famous!"

[@shaness112233]

One of my favorite theories of 40,000 is that The Emperor is so powerful because the orks believe him to be. Who could command the only people who have reliably stopped the orks, but someone more powerful than Gork and Mork?

[@johnnyrocket1685]

The simple truth is that the Emperor had Foresight, so there’s no possibility of anyone being able to understand what he saw or what he knew. For all we know, he could’ve been so violently against Religion, simply because he saw a future where he was the God of Mankind, and wanted to ensure that no other concept was allowed to live on in the collective minds of humanity. At the same time, he could have also known that by conducting Exterminatus on his own worlds, and that through other displays of pure, untethered Death and Destruction, the emperor could convince the Psychic Webway of the Orks to begin collectively believing him to be more powerful than he actually is.

[@geemcspankinson]

Orcs are the real capitalists. Competition = Better tech and stuff

[@principetnomusic]

Orks are actually one of the most well-written examples of an anarcho-capitalist society in fiction.

[@principetnomusic]

@@artruisjoew5473 That's in theory. In practice companies can also resort to violence for the sake of profit. Ork economy is still far more free than in any other society in the galaxy. The Imperium is basically a state capitalist society with heavy taxation, while the Tau economy is fully reliant on central planning. Meanwhile, Ork economy is owned by private enterpreneurs (Mekboys) who are very much independent from the usual Ork government structure (Bosses).

[@donwebber9071]

Actually orks have currency. Teeth. Keeps inflation down, a steady stream of trade, and if short just punch someone in the face and get a few more. And remember, all completion is just a reason to make a bigger boom

[@hectorandem2944]

@@artruisjoew5473 Nothing about capitalism, in any form, mandates peace.

[@optillian4182]

Stonks.

[@NegiTaiMetal011]

I hope that soon, we get to hear Deathwatch, the Grey Knights, the return of Guilliman and the Ultima Founding.

[@CyberDagger003]

A Dossier on Roboute Guilliman would be a good one, considering how central to the setting he's become since he came back.

[@olivershmoliver5861]

The 4 most boring parts of 40k

[@paulbester1571]

Me: "Time to go to bed, got a long day tomorrow." *sees video* Me now: WAAAAAAAH!!!

[@johndanes2294]

OI DA MAD DOK HAS SUMFING' FOR DAT! PUTS SUMFING' IN YOUR BRAIN AND YOU DONT FEEL SLEEPY ANYMORE!

[@kamikaze6198]

@@johndanes2294 I rekumend kafee

[@ElectromagNick]

@@kamikaze6198 WHATCHA WHISPERIN' FOR, YA GROT?

[@kamikaze6198]

@@ElectromagNick YOU IS WOT?!

[@Ambuscade94]

That dawn of war Ork and space marine battle is still the best Warhammer animated combat scene I've seen and it's years old

[@xdeser2949]

4:29 my guy on the right is just having such a good time with his flamethrower, I love it

[@nonoyobizness9090]

Was just thinking before bed....... " Templin should do a Warhammer Ork video".......

[@ChocolatePancakeMan]

You thought it, and it became true, are you an ork?

[@CommissarTommy22]

Have you a few minutes to talk about or lords and saviors Gork and Mork?

[@norbertwrinklesberg3325]

Yew umie git! Why would you’s ever be talkin bout Gork an Mork when you’s could be krumpin some sod fr Gork an Mork?

[@sebastianhovenas272]

Yeah! Ave you got something stuck in yer brainz? Just keep killin' da enemy an del be appy!

[@fumarc4501]

GORK IZ BEST!

[@sebastianhovenas272]

Yeah Gorkz iz BEST!

[@yharleththegrandobserver236]

NAH MORK IZ BEST KOS 'ES DA WUN DAT'S ALL SNEAKY LIKE

[@driftfortreal]

*GET OFF MY SHIP SPACE MARINE*

[@THESIXTHEGG]

I AINT FINISHED WIT YOU YET SPACE MARINE

[@CruzRoman3211]

They are speaking the language of WAAAAAAAGh

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

*SPICE MARINE

[@redacted8567]

GET OUT MAH COMMENT SECTION SPACE MARINE

[@rafaeltiburcio6624]

I aint so eazy ta kill hehehe

[@RestlessBogatyr]

Ork philosophy: "I think, therefore it is"

[@Archangelm127]

Whaz 'fil-oss-i-fee' mate? Soundz poncy.

[@aamacan]

That ork voice actor and the beginning is gold. he should get a medal.

[@durendal1st284]

LOVING this series, I do hope the Necrons are, in any capacity, next

[@Madhattersinjeans]

necrons have some interesting lore I would love to hear more about

[@alexfrost2799]

WAAAGH!!!! Roughly translated as: WAAAGH!!!

[@Jacobstx]

Say it with me now: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!*

[@weldonwin]

Needs more bass and flying saliva, like this, ahem *WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@kingskelett6265]

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[@kosh2501]

hehehe.

[@shadowstrider8295]

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!*

[@elasolezito]

WHAAAAAAAT the hell guys ? You're humans for Emperor sake... **rests hand on laspistol**

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

If purple is stealthy, what happens when the Emperor's Children show up? Imagine it: the EC are standing out in the open mere feet from the orks, screaming, firing their sonic weapons, and the orks are just looking around wildly like "OO'S SHOOTIN' AT US?!?"

[@AWR271]

I've always thought that the sentence 'if it looks stupid but works then it's not stupid' suits the orks perfectly.

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

“Orks. Where there’s one there’s a hundred of ‘em!”

[@fumarc4501]

DIS IZ A ORKY COMMENT SECTION NOW!!! GET LOOTIN!

[@antitroller101]

AH BOZZ, DIS HERE CUMMENT ONLY HAS LETTERZ...HOW WEZ LOOT DIS?

[@marcusalm7350]

@@antitroller101 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@fumarc4501]

antitroller101 BY LOOTIN’ YA GROT! WHERE DERZ A ORK DERZ A WAY!

[@antitroller101]

@@fumarc4501 AH Y-YES BOZZ WE A LOOT EM

[@Hubba404]

@@antitroller101 IF YA CAN'T LOOT IT YA KRUMP IT YA ZOGGING GIT!

[@mikeiverson3130]

this channel is painfully underrated. I need this to live.

[@TheGreatMoonFrog]

I feel like given the orks absolute worship of good fighters there's a missed opportunity to write a story about an ork warboss that encounters space marines, sees how powerful they are and so starts his own space marine "chapter." They don't even need gene modification technology, they just need to believe they have it. "Ya's don't look biologedikly agmental to me boss" *boss crushes nearby boy's head in with his bare hand* "You'z IZ biologedikly agmental!"

[@arturoreyescortez2476]

Kitten: "The Forces of Chaos want to destroy the Imperium!" Ork Slayer: "But before the Forces of Chaos destroy the Imperium, the orks will destroy other worlds."

[@donwebber9071]

Chaos attacks imperium. Imperium attacks chaos Orks attack everyone, that way everyone is involved

[@eyelesscargo9952]

So what I got from this is that if enough Orks believe I am Immortal I will actually become Immortal that's pretty busted

[@MasterOfPeeing]

Draco 115 i dont think orks can understand what Mortality is.

[@windwalker5765]

Which is why Commissar Yarrick is so powerful. The Orks are afraid of him, and what they believe about him becomes true!

[@AtaMarKat]

“The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.” ~Ulthan the Perverse, controversial Eldar philosopher and author of On Kultur versus Culture

[@NekoSoren]

You just know whoever came up with them was super fed up about the whole grimdark stuff and just went "You can make the universe dark but you won't stop my ass from having fun!" XD

[@piotrd.4850]

@The Templin Institute - Your W40k videos are masterpiece. Ork, Inquisition interruptions are beyond awesome!

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

The ork horde is a beast, destroy the head, the body dies. *PERISH GREENSKIN*

[@donwebber9071]

Scuz me, hey mad doc, stitch this back on will.ya

[@FrstSpctr88]

Oi, dis umie iz 'n wuz crumped all alon'! Dunno why iz it still mouthy un...

[@fumarc4501]

Are you sure about that? **Numerous Ork Nobz start infighting, going to ground and become harder to predict**

[@CrimsonTemplar2]

Also, Red Wunz Go Fasta!!

[@aguspuig6615]

0:29 how did that ork sneak into the templin hq?

[@droideka1890]

‘CUZ THEY’S BE A KOMMANDO WERING PURPUL, OBVIOUSLY!

[@Newtons_Ghost]

@@droideka1890 wuz jus' 'bout to make mention of them purpuh sneeky boyz

[@Kay_Drechsler]

Such an awesome channel! Stumbled upon it and directly had to binge listen to multiple videos. Such a high quality production!

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Its not "The orks" its "Da orkz!"

[@TheGringuish12]

Thank Mork I'm on the lunch break otherwise customers would gone mad at me lmao

[@phreakazoith2237]

Ya sure it was not thanks to Gork?

[@TheGringuish12]

OI DON NOU YA GIT JUS KEEP SMASHIN AN KILLIN (still practicing my orkoid accent)

[@fumarc4501]

GORK IZ BEST YA MORKER GIT!

[@Teifling]

I love that the Ork is the best answer to the question "What is a perfect organism of form and purpose?"

[@EraNex97]

Orc, the galaxies greatest food source, the Hive thanks you for existing.

[@stikibunn]

Ork Pork

[@joshuahicks7798]

How she was able to read some of this with a straight face is honestly incredible. 😂

[@Archangelm127]

Agreed. I want an outtake reel.

[@catnerdadrian7601]

I love that everyone in warhammer accepts ork vernacular.

[@Otterdisappointment]

Orksorksorksorksorksorksorksorksorksorksorksorks Waaaaaagggghhhh! ‘At’s moar loik it.

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

*insanely deep inhale* _"Wagh"_ Oh dear, AHEM, la la la, le lo ra de do *clears throat* *_WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!_* There we go!

[@realshit3605]

Nice save my guy

[@firstnamelastname7124]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@Bananappleboy]

*_WAAAAGHHHRRRRIIIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!_*

[@tactic34wot52]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@OldClassTreky]

You could have mentioned that the orks were, like the eldar, genetically engineered by the old ones to fight the necrons. But still an excellent video as always! Keep up the good work

[@wiibrockster]

The fact Ork's have a cockney accent is just great 😹

[@magni5648]

Ah, 40k. Where the alien race that would be a nightmare in most other settings is instead the comic relief.

[@johnnyrocket1685]

Humans in 40k are by far much more horrific and irredeemable than the Orks could literally hope to be. Orks will never be as disgusting as humans. A human could see you eat an apple in what they perceive as the “Incorrect Manner,” and that is all that is enough to call an Inquisitor to conduct Exterminatus in your entire planet. Eating an apple incorrectly means you’re a Chaos Collaborator, and the “””Only””” choice they have is to burn your entire planet’s biosphere. Not that it actually is the only option, but humans in 40k genuinely love watching entire worlds die during Exterminatus. It’s a status symbol to be able to say “I watched the Imperium Exterminate an entire planet in only 2 minutes!”

[@magni5648]

@@johnnyrocket1685 That's a nice caricature you got there, but we're talking actual 40k here?

[@johnnyrocket1685]

@@magni5648 I am very much so talking about 40k here. What do you think I’m talking about? What else would I be talking about on a 40k video other than 40k on a 40k video about 40k lore? Humans are worse than Orks and Tyranids, they’re worse even than the Eldar. No one is as truly evil as Humanity other than perhaps the Chaos Gods themselves. And anyone who actually likes the Imperium of Man is just as irredeemable.

[@magni5648]

@@johnnyrocket1685 You're talking about a caricature of actual 40k canon, not the real thing. That, or your understanding of it constitutes a parody.

[@johnnyrocket1685]

@@magni5648 lol watch any video, play any game, read any book, and you’ll come to realize how trash humans truly are, not just in Warhammer but in real life. Consider the fact that Humanity used science and technology to become nearly the most powerful race in existence, coming close to superseding Necrons in the 30th millennia, and because they lost control of AI for a little bit, they willingly chose to throw themselves back into a mindless, savage Medieval style society that literally worships a man as a fucking God….. Oh wait, that’s how stupid real humans genuinely are. Yeshua ben Josef just tried to tell people to love themselves, and people were and still are so idiotic that humans have been mindlessly killing each other for thousands of years without end…. Just because they can’t come to the conclusion that Religions were made by men seeking power, and that Evolution through Science is humanity’s only hope. Worshipping god is very literally been the direct cause of the planet earth dying. It is because of religious ideologies that this planet has been raped beyond saving, because “God told me in my head that I deserve to own people and make up the rules.”