The Paper Mario Experience

[@failboat]

wow the full stream is already out on the second channel wahoo yippee kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmmcl5KmiZWjbac also I stole first from all of you. I will revel in my privilege as the creator of this content.

[@mcgoops]

Failboat how could you steal the first from us

[@galaxykid-nu2ks]

Hi failboat

[@bloodmuzzle]

You monster. Truly relentless.

[@Murioz]

It looks I'm gonna die.

[@Uthri]

How dare you!

[@RetroGamingDude02]

Peach: “And What of those... Toads? Shouldn’t they be silenced... for all of eternity?” Failboat: *“Yes”*

[@ahunghuynh202]

haha toad go *_SCREEEECH_*

[@flipperjr.3822]

Honestly Origami Peach might be onto something there.

[@BattyFred]

No

[@nicoornelas5676]

@WarmNuggets No, in fact whatever you answer before the final question just leads to the final question.

[@seantaggart7382]

Me: *PTSD OF TOAD* YES

[@pumpkinzz5728]

With regard to current affairs, I called my local politician. He said he was “just backing things, huh” When I asked about his oil executive friends he said they’re “just fracking things, huh” So I told him he was just slacking things, huh, and started just packing things, huh, to go grab something to eat. The chef asked why I was just snacking things, huh, as I looked to the bunch of shelves behind him. He was just racking things, huh, as he made my eggs, just cracking things, huh. When I finished I put my dishes in a pile, just stacking things, huh, and went to a nearby school. There was a teacher by a bulletin board, just tacking things, huh, who said that when a student wants an answer from their brain, they’re just wracking things, huh. The band was loud, just thwacking things, huh, and just clacking things, huh. All the nerds were just hacking things, huh, so the bullies got mad and start sacking things, huh. So I left, but then I saw some footprints and started just tracking things, huh, until I found a duck, just quacking things, huh, in a polluted pond that was just blacking things, hun. There was a guy with a broken down car, just jacking things, huh, and yelling into his phone, just yakking things, huh. I needed alone time so I went to a cabin, just shacking things, huh, and decided to watch Failboat, who was NOT just lacking things, huh. :)

[@saamjaza1742]

...You have won the comment section of this video.

[@nicoornelas5676]

I don't know if I should be disappointed or proud in humanity... maybe both.

[@destanielamon8848]

Why did I waste my brain cells reading this?

[@Mooniiebean]

*i...love everything that i just read*

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I love how there's that one that's like "Just __acking things... *hun."*

[@thatchillasian8924]

You have gotten the Soul Seed. Now you just need the Power Seed, Space Seed, Time Seed, Reality Seed, and Mind Seed to complete the Infinitree Gauntlet. If you do the caramel dance half of all the toads will be silenced.

[@saltshaker4011]

I see nothing bad about this, perfect plan!

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

It's just like the last time you played tennis!

[@pichuperez9037]

I'm sorry but did you just say infinitree gauntlet

[@thatchillasian8924]

I don’t know why my most popular comments are on paper Mario content.

[@SliminBlue]

I mean I'm fine with silencing the toads but why have you conceived this plan it is so cursed

[@marlosuper]

I like how in Pokemon everyone holds your hand but in Mario, they just say "cool you beat the weakest enemy"

[@1179next]

Now fight a Missile Launching box of Colored Pencils

[@starastarship2730]

Hey I am glad that I get praised for something. =w=👍🏻

[@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917]

Why do i hear cynthia's music?

[@six_buck_dlc]

And that enemy was like, a terrorist with 5100 HP and the best killing equipment in existence

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 *Piano starts playing*

[@marukmaru]

1:44 is *exactly* what I think whenever the failing four photoshops

[@kirbywithaknife231]

Mood

[@gabeharris926]

M O O M

[@zekromeon607]

That and when Fail makes Miis.

[@Diamonddragon275]

You can leave me here, I’m kinda into this

[@msmx9088]

honestly u should be more scared than amazed

[@artatitsworst8725]

In Mario Odyssey, the skeleton costume shows Mario’s nose. This means Mario’s nose is one hundred percent bone.

[@theOGhyliankirby]

That some... strange knowledge...

[@artatitsworst8725]

I know. And that is why all must know.

[@cameronballz6154]

Now I have a skeleTON of reasons to worry

[@artatitsworst8725]

As an added thing: Have you ever seen Mario’s nostrils? No? Because there are no nostrils. Luigi also has his own weird thing with his nose. In idle animations he can be seen pulling his nose forward and letting it snap back. This means luigi’s nose is some sort of rubbery substance.

[@artatitsworst8725]

It is probably just rubber.

[@joshuay.5864]

Guitarists: must strum and tune their instruments with precision. Trumpets: must control the amount of air they blow into the instrument for different tones. Drums: *just whacking things, huh?*

[@tonedeafbard7021]

ba-dum-tss

[@SpinnR_FX]

Why are you on my island

[@Ballowedbars]

2:56 Wow I’m free from that in between dimension Failboat: NOPE

[@Jangoice1orSomething]

No one: The trees: J U S T W A K I N G T H I N G S *HUH?!*

[@saltshaker4011]

Just using an extremely overused format, huh? (The "no one" format is overused)

[@goober4135]

@@saltshaker4011 so you gonna hate on things just because they're popular?

[@lucatdcat8720]

Yeah! It really sucks! I was just having a nice nap and then he upped and waked me!

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

They look like Whispy Woods to me

[@cameronballz6154]

*Wack* not wake He isn't yelling *WAKE UP*

[@ameliathecyanhairedgirl]

Did that Goomba just come out and say “S T E P O N M E !”

[@michaelrowell1232]

Yes yes he did

[@Jellyshark39]

Its like someone tells you KILL ME

[@bigfellathe2nd]

MARIO PISSING

[@wickedfast2166]

@Elizabeth Morris grian told other hermits to kill him and they didnt hesitate. Ik its a different thing but the thought popped up in my head

[@Boi5219]

🎶Step on me step me on step on me I’ll step on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!🎶

[@No-dd5fl]

*"just whacking things,huh?"* -failboat and the voices in his head 2020

[@commanderruby2533]

HE CHANGED THE TITLE TWICE What it is now: "The Paper Mario Experience" What it was before: "Paper Mario but help", "Paper Mario but some funny stuff happens" *BOI WHAT*

[@aestheticastronaut5776]

That's why the description says "The paper mario but help" but the title is "The paper mario experience" huh.

[@six_buck_dlc]

title fits better in the description so he changed it

[@sunsetm8717]

If “Just whacking things, huh?” is the new “moom” I will figure out how to permanently remove the live chat from the entirety of KZbin

[@paxgallery6646]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@factfactfan]

please dont

[@Sirmatorz]

Just being comedians huh?

[@SillyLily1818]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@geo4876]

Just moom, huh?

[@fairyhaven13]

The most terrifying thing about this game is that, in "realtime," Mario is not flat paper. This is representing the 3D world we usually see them in, and putting it in a way we can understand better---so what was that folding and stapling into another set of dimensions really like? What did they do to Peach??

[@nerdycurls6253]

What do mean? They refer to Mario and others as "flat folk" multiple times and refer to eachother as paper. This isn't representing anything I'm pretty sure it's just a different reality/world.

[@fairyhaven13]

@@nerdycurls6253 I interpret it as a way of showing us their world, like a metaphor. Like Flatland is a metaphor.

[@dragonkeeper19600]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the world of the Paper Mario games is officially a separate universe from the main Mario games. They literally are made of paper.

[@fairyhaven13]

@@dragonkeeper19600 Booooooo. That's no fun lol

[@personav6738]

Missed opportunity to call the title "Paper Mario but just whacking things, huh?"

[@thaias9654]

But “but help” sounds good

[@SnackGuy2Star]

@@thaias9654 you wouldn't get it

[@thatchillasian8924]

Too bad, we’re getting the but some funny stuff happens treatment.

[@huddahudda8282]

@@thatchillasian8924 nah now it's the "experience" treatment

[@para4]

@Thaias “Paper mario but help me whack things huh”

[@KorbsieTheGoober]

"No time to whack flowers!" That's a quote Actually said by one of the trees

[@WaluigiLebron]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@KorbsieTheGoober]

Just whacking things, huh?

[@abyss1315]

Huh? Just wacking things?

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

@@abyss1315 wrong order

[@ic0nic707]

@@youtuberjestforfun9074 Whacking huh just, things?

[@katiemckinney9456]

The body of Paper Mario from top to bottom: The Crucified Head The Wretched Nose The Godly Torso The *STRETCHY* Arms "Just whacking things, huh?" The Holy Legs and The Sacred feet.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

Paper Mario doesn’t have legs

[@katiemckinney9456]

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Nah man, I was talking about the Moon Lord's Legs.

[@theb2rd]

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Hey, it's tripp! I didn't expect to see you here!

[@geo4876]

@@katiemckinney9456 I see you are a man of culture

[@knightgem8234]

Dont forget the wretched nose, from which must be ripped from Mario's body

[@tomodaphne]

At the beginning, my first thought was “Sure was nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic, eh, Luigi?”

[@Marzipanv]

The third tree saying “Just whacking things, huh?” Caught me off guard

[@potattoggled]

yea

[@potatorat2508]

Woooosh me, The tree doesn’t actually say that, It’s funny though.

[@swishmationsyt1526]

Ok sorry but it doesn’t actually say that. Fail just edited it.

[@souppyyy3053]

same

[@souppyyy3053]

@@swishmationsyt1526 r/woooosh

[@Bluedemons213]

6:54 so how old were you when you realized that caramel dancin was only considered japanese due to the cuteness of the song and how high pitched it was and that the song is actually swedish

[@pattychan3941]

...today-old

[@fieratheproud]

I was like, 12 or so (Me being Finnish I had heard Swedish just enough to recognize a couple words. Now that I've actually studied the language I understand a couple more words)

[@openinginawe5518]

Everyone will say yes to the Toads being silenced.

[@goober4135]

Just silincing toads huh

[@Beauryllium]

I didn't....

[@xeras6101]

I would rather not, thanks

[@rodrigomorales563]

Nah, they're fine.

[@SiebayPlays]

Bruh, Toads just out here living tho.

[@kevingarwood2116]

9:45 I was watching, laughing at the repeated and unnecessary use of “just whacking things, huh” and I snorted when I paused the video and realized the chapter said “just whacking things, huh”

[@togi7174]

LMAO THE CAP KINGDOM MUSIC REALLY SEALED THE JOKE AT 1:20

[@familianegrongarcia1422]

Mario: Nup

[@cameronballz6154]

The goomba with a foot fetish

[@hurt4322]

t h e s a c r e d f e e t

[@Jell_DoesStuff]

8:14 I am the lorax, and I speak for the trees. And the trees say, "Just whacking things, huh?"

[@ChristopherMoom]

"Paper Mario but help" is a good way to describe the state of the franchise honestly

[@StatikandSheepish]

You are everywhere. PS: have a good day. :)

[@onememeyboi7149]

That's horrifically true

[@jbcho7461]

Why are Always here

[@imstarbit]

Christopher is a bot, theres no way

[@regulusfusionai2050]

Oh hey, it's been a while since the last time I saw you, hru?

[@ProgramBoi101]

2:55 the thing: yay i finally free!- slams the thing mario: nothing happened totally :)

[@ivyswhatever2869]

Daniel, during these past few months, my depression has been getting worse and worse. I've lost all motivation, and no longer enjoy most things I used to enjoy. Your content is one of the few things that still bring me joy in these dark times. Thank you for doing what you do, and for helping me so much in these times. Godspeed, Fail, godspeed.

[@Iantendo1]

Stay safe and I hope you do fine

[@dawnofpigs9729]

IanPlaysNintendo I agree. I fell bad for u:(

[@dawnofpigs9729]

:(

[@katiemckinney9456]

I had depression for a while as well. I was sad and while I still liked doing things I used to do, it just didn't have the same meaning to me. It will get better though. I promise. Don't give in to the sadness, it may not seem like it, but it will get better, and you'll find your light at the end of the tunnel.

[@indep_]

I really hope you get better :)

[@borisdawelf4500]

“Just Whacking Things huh?” Is my favorite line My second favorite is : “Oh No He’s Hot” XD

[@Wiirdowo]

Like halfway through the stream my mom was yelling at me to do something else and for like 2 hrs I was like "20 more minutes"

[@kimarykorlumiose7728]

SmallAnt moment

[@nicke.8622]

Nice

[@BlueToadFan]

Yeah how dare you enjoy something. Having fun? UNACCEPTABLE

[@place_holder2160]

@@BlueToadFan what?

[@squibble311]

time for XD skip

[@elliot._.119]

“STEP ON ME” “PLEASE” *”the sacred feet”* -Failboat 1:18

[@mr.windex1512]

0:41 peach: shouldn’t these toads be silenced for all of ertinity? Failboat: this is my queue to promote slavery!

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Is that kind of queue spelled that way as well? I thought that was just getting in line. I'm American, though, what do I know?

[@metal3978]

I subscribed specifically because it said "subscribe to rip Mario's nose from his body" when I pause the video and I found that hilarious.

[@unclegarf7366]

he skipped the part where he killed himself in the tutorial

[@ike-acronym]

ya he did

[@thatoneguy9582]

he what

[@unclegarf7366]

go watch the original stream he dies in the first hole

[@failboat]

was going to include it, but honestly nothing really eventful came of it. Just a simple death and a reset 🤷‍♂️

[@arpoti3287]

Hey Daniel

[@mothlure]

5:47 SHY GUY EX MACHINA

[@pikminfan6778]

4:06 Shy Guy: Hi babe, yes I am real man, you wanna go skateboards?

[@shadowsnake5133]

2:19 OBJECTION! HIS ARMS ARE LAYERED BY HIS CLOTHES, which are apparently a part of him as well, AND YOU CAN SEE THE THICKNESS OF THE SLEEVE, AND CONSIDERING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAPER MARIO AND HIS ARMS IN SCEEN, IF YOUR ORIGINAL CALCULATIONS WERE BASED ON ONE LAYER, THEN THE ARMS WOULD INDEED AVERAGE OUT TO 1,000 FOLDS! Also please help, I've had ace attorney music playing in my head for the last year, and it won't stop, send help.

[@Disassembly_droneN_]

I have the same problem as you

[@davidcho667]

When a paper Mario just comes out and your friend plays pokemon shield 11:38

[@chef4052]

6:20 Hey! *PLUNGES INTO DARK DEPTHS*

[@pedrodiogo5488]

I Love when Failboat's voice cracks And he turns into a teenager

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

“Thank goodness our fall was stopped by this tree! Wich shed multicolored skin flakes in da process“

[@bennyibarra9417]

*game started in peaceful way* Failboat: *makes it choetic as his cognition is because of course he would be team choes in the finalfest*

[@thatoneguy9582]

-to be fair a lot of these lines sound strangely kinky out of context- “I don’t know if I should be scared or amazed, but I’m kinda both?” “Even if I get stomped on, it would be an honour” “You can’t sit on ol’ Grandsappy’s head” just 2:52 and 6:28 as an image in general

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just a lot of words with c in it huh,

[@missingindy]

“Lmao I bet they gonna staple him” *actually does get stapled* “JESUS-“

[@Netherpig1031]

I actually just got an ad for Paper Mario while watching this.

[@enderguyx2081]

So did I! Strange, isn’t it?

[@TimedCours3]

Me too

[@tarposthecheesecakethief7007]

Same.

[@grant5899]

Same

[@UrMumLuvsUHun]

Ad

[@mattoxkurtz4661]

10:13 Mario: *I'm sorry, little one.*

[@pambardini46]

Ew Failboat likes his castles with the crust on! I like the raw taste of cement and bricks without the crust of the castle.

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just crunching things huh,

[@cameronballz6154]

Crust gang... *RISE UP!!!*

[@EternallyAFK]

I love how the thumbnail predicts one of the most menacing bosses later in the game since this video came out the day or the day after the release date

[@SnakesAnimations]

6:28 *Stepbrother when stepsis gets stuck*

[@infinitepie7439]

Why. Just *WHY.*

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just Alabama things huh,

[@cameronballz6154]

Do not press read more... *you have been warned* *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

[@cameronballz6154]

Do not press read more... *you have been warned* *Last chance...don't scroll down* *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

[@laihvn3753]

"subscribe to rip Mario's nose from his body." ... well im glad im subscribed

[@ayo.2022]

Don't you just love it when your uber eats saves you from getting possessed at the last second

[@starwing1795]

someone: chops down a tree the tree: *just whackin' things, huh?*

[@kayleighmoore6951]

*just whackin' things, huh?*

[@chasey_is_cool]

(7:00) Me: did anyone want crust Failboat: na

[@machete2971]

Failure talking about silencing the toads reminded me of a cursed toad drawing i made imagine toad but with buff arms and also jojos bizarre adventure

[@nate6749]

The thumbnail actually has fake sissors in game. The game has sissors, but are really green. Which i guess is a reference to sticker star.... also i really wanna see more highlights of this game as you progress. Since this journey is so worth it. I been playing but beaten it yet

[@donovanmahan2901]

you're not gonna believe how accurate your thumbnail's gonna be in your playthrough Failboat.

[@spookyleviathanboi3499]

2:01 THE HAMMER OF THE AROUSED XD

[@toastNeko]

me at the start: ok this is my first big exposure, please dont be a repeat of the belongs in the trashes me at the end: ... seriouly that felt like 2 minutes of gameplay

[@yandere-chan1192]

XD THE TOAD NOISE"SHUT UP FIGHT ME"

[@societyofcriminals]

Failboat: leave it to uber eats Me: *MARIO KART TOUR FLASHBACKS*

[@kpg6411]

3:19 Guys chill it’s just a WAfFlE MaKeR

[@para4]

0/10 game, the big tree never said “Just whacking things huh”

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just 10/10 for whacking things huh,

[@cameronballz6154]

*JUST WHACKING THINGS HUH???* 10/10

[@raphaeldominicchico9309]

4:21 This is just an Amalgamate from Undertale in the form of Origami.

[@cinguloapathy]

including the foot fetish

[@Courg]

Fun fact! The theme at 4:35 is a remix of Color Splash’s miniboss theme!

[@pugking298]

Do you know what song was at 11:28

[@pugking298]

I mean 11:15

[@starbruno769]

At 2:31 I got interrupted by a Paper Mario: origami king ad. It's like they know.

[@AsrielTheInkling]

*very close to the cliff* -Weegee Daniel 2020 Colorized

[@BloxBattler_official]

11:57 Failboat:flowers don’t have feelings right?

[@hiu2ying]

“Rock, Paper, Scissors” failboat, get to a certain point. U predicted it.

[@nightfurywarriorcat8159]

The thumbnail is also an unintentional prediction.

[@ilikedragons6779]

*OH MY GOD YOU’RE BOTH RIGHT-*

[@chefraiderofficial]

I love the moment I just paused on. It was like: " It was a mouth- " And then I'm all like: [ WHEEZE ]

[@matthewjones6786]

As a long time Paper Mario fan, I'm loving this game. Even having seen these events, Failboat's interpretation has me rolling. xD

[@guycalledr]

6:36 please don't bring that image into my mind, thanks.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

1:23 *t h e s a c r e d f e e t .* 4:20 *...I never...got...to see...* *Y O U R F E E T*

[@XellosNi]

Paper Mario: The Origami King- "Just whacking things, huh?"

[@psychosalad7812]

I'm kinda disappointed that at 11:47 one of the shrubs didn't say "Just whackin' things, huh?"

[@saltshaker4011]

Just *not* whacking things, huh?

[@Wirby.]

Whenever I jump on enemies I say “Give em’ the boot!”

[@josephc8312]

9:59 Mario:(litters in the pond) Also Mario: hmmm I wonder why all these fish are floating to the surface lifelessly

[@mr.windex1512]

The epic trilogy: Chapter 1: subscribe to rip Mario’s nose from his body Chapter 2: run time Chapter 3: the outside Chapter4: just whacking things, huh? The epic finale chapter 5: seedy tree

[@plaidhatter1674]

The screaming tree at 11:20 will never not be funny

[@Rabbisaxson]

11:22 I thought he said “ow”

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

The goomba with a foot fetish was funny but 2:59/3:00 killed me

[@acetorthewarriord8018]

I love how he can somehow edit the what, 7 hour stream into a 12 MINUTE VIDEO.

[@angelnava6964]

2:57 this had me laughing so hard.

[@dellyj7954]

For some reason i feel dan was having more fun in this video than his other ones. the editing is also on point

[@kowizial]

2:45 , is that marios hand or? -insert lenny face

[@Huwitto]

1:19 Ok but why aren’t you jumping at me, that’s what you’re supposed to do

[@stpidstuff]

5:12 *he's ascending*

[@afro-prince9518]

0:10 Oh, I HATE when that happens!

[@rjkyboi5027]

Saaaaaaaaame

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just 1st to 8th things huh,

[@kwisowofer9872]

The title is “Paper Mario but help”

[@astrouphel]

It is indeed.

[@goober4135]

Love him or hate him but he be spitting facts huh?

[@ahunghuynh202]

uhhhhh

[@sprumcle]

I know this video is half a year old, but: 11:15 The problem: Grandsappy is dead, with no sign of him ever growing again. The solution: Get the soul seed, open up Photoshop, and make him grow back ourselves.

[@1inolol420]

8:57 Joe from family guy as an tree

[@Just-Tobin]

“And so he died on the spot.” -Failboat 2020

[@jotarokujo7136]

Imagine when Mario was pulling oliva out she just rips *Hold A to pull* *RIIIIIIPPPPP*

[@melonmix3959]

I swear, I somehow changed from this video to the second paper mario video, and I had a moment of thinking that the thirsty goomba and stapler were in the second video and somehow got erased from existence while I was blanking out. I should get some rest...

[@julianrhoe6226]

Nobody: Failboat in the whispering woods: JuSt WhaCkInG tHiNgS, hUh?

[@factfactfan]

Not very green of him...

[@goober4135]

Nice hammer though

[@julianrhoe6226]

@@factfactfan yes

[@julianrhoe6226]

@@goober4135 haha

[@Quicksilver1034]

Just Zelda things huh,

[@Korbynnator]

I also said yes to the toad question... And I dont regret it at all.

[@six_buck_dlc]

7:31 tHATS ME ON MY ALT TIMBER REACTS

[@CodeKirby]

1:19 *omg failboat going above and beyond*

[@firesd7306]

Missed opportunity: Have the end screen have “we gotta take an L on this”

[@Itsaluigi123]

I’m glad it seems like you’re enjoying the game. I just beat the game, and I don’t really feel like watching Alpharad complain about literally everything

[@squak___]

Failboat's commentary is pretty much just a KZbin Poop script 👌😎🍗

[@DracRio]

Can’t wait for the internet to mix Those trees~ And “just whacking things, huh” together...

[@saltshaker4011]

uh oh

[@DracRio]

But I think Nintendo knew what they were doing... 11:36

[@takutomaruki8076]

Goomba really said *step on me*