The Park Pedophile (Comedy Short Film)

When waiting for a date takes an awkward and unexpected turn for the worse.

[@halfdom]

I think it’s so sad the way things are nowadays. I’m a much older man and I’ve had so many nieces and nephews and thoroughly enjoyed watching them grow up. They were so funny as young kids in the playground where I took them. Now when I walk through the park, I can’t sit near the children’s section there’s a big sign saying it’s illegal, nothing can bring a bigger smile on your face than watching children play - no matter what troubles you have or how your day is going watching kids play is always a joy… And no, I’m not a pedophile.

[@johnblaesel5493]

You not being allowed to sit near the children’s section in a park is unconstitutional. Why, cause you’re a single man and therefore, might molest a child? That’s like prohibiting Muslims from boarding a commercial aircraft cause they might blow it up or prohibiting black people from walking down a sidewalk because they might mug someone. But, like I say, when it comes to children here in America, we conveniently throw out the constitution.

[@thatvampirelorraine]

I completely agree with you as I also love children and love watching children play! I feel guilty if I look out of my own window and smile at my neighbours playing with their children ! it's very sad !

[@justinfieldad8506]

woah! that sucks! They are always jumping in conclusions. 😂😂

[@GameOver-yh8ev]

*"jumping to conclusion", and "jumping in conclusions" sounds like a mentally deceased person jumping in convulsions.

[@mrzmaker2243]

the girls needs to get punished for misunderstanding and acusing someone falsely

[@daretospeak00]

I agree but we both know that hardly ever happens

[@GorillaWithACellphone]

No, she had no way of truly knowing he didnt do anything, not saying he was in the wrong, but she wasn’t either

[@karllieck9064]

Let's punish everybody...including ourselves.

[@johnblaesel5493]

@@GorillaWithACellphone Really? Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty”?

[@GorillaWithACellphone]

@@johnblaesel5493 okay so if he was trying to kidnap kids but only you saw it, he innocent now

[@Milena-lala]

"You were looking at her BUTT" Could be me😂

[@daretospeak00]

This is pretty much accurate when it comes to people over reacting or jumping to conclusions. Yes the dangers of pedophiles out there lurking around where there's kids are real,.......but the dangers of exaggerated paranoia is even more real and much higher

[@viberecord3323]

Pedaphilia is allowed in San Antonio

[@daretospeak00]

@@viberecord3323 You're joking right?

[@joshuapowell114]

​@@viberecord3323why would u say something like this openly???😅

[@21Lizzyk]

More real and much higher? Youre a fucking joke dude stfu.

[@johnblaesel5493]

@@viberecord3323 If you want to proliferate incorrect information, at least learn how to spell. It’s pedophilia.

[@guillaumem9953]

It was amazing, edgy and different in a good way. The script is great and the actors too! Good job. :)

[@tamsmith6751]

This is really funny Im not amused by most shows but this is great. Its really pathetic that we live in a society where parents jump to the wrong conclusion at every little thing.

[@rrazzder1733]

That rascal really got him into trouble! 🤔

[@donbsea]

Seth Crowe. What a hunk! This is a fun project. Quality of camera work, editing, all done well. More please Mr Scott Kumar, more. Thanks!

[@codybaggett5329]

I've seen this kinda situation play out more than once in real life and this was actually really well done.

[@Pella.Cookies]

aww poor guy..i wanna happy ending for him😂😂😭

[@saintjimmy7696]

Really enjoyed it bro, had me laughing out loud over here! Loved the quality and the editing keep it up definitely enjoyed watching... Btw I'm subscriber number 23!

[@ezchannel493]

This is why I have not gone to a playground since I was 13

[@billybrand]

I wasn't going to click on this you tube suggestion, but I seen comedy so I did. It was funny. I expected the kid's Mom to pull out a badge or the other Dad in the park to come over and harass the poor guy, lol!

[@youtubegamer1780]

I'm going to make a feature film called 'High School Shooting the Musical' in 2024

[@cwoolfork5974]

I liked it! It made me laugh even though things like this happen in real life! Great job!👍👍😁

[@alexanderarmstrong5306]

There's honestly nothing funny about this since it happens all the fucking time!

[@DanielCh9393]

What are the chances of some random kid just coming where you are and start talking out of nowhere?

[@charakovalchuk2932]

That was very frustrating. I didn't even think any of the jokes were funny!

[@Philinspaces]

Amen

[@XThirdEyeX]

Completely agree.

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Boring bitch then, it was pretty funny

[@Gr0vmt]

Then don't click

[@mswc9134]

Arent you ashamed of rainbow

[@JasonTaylor90210]

"You wanna go get some?" ENTRAPMENT!!!! 😂

[@timothyjamesgabona9753]

where’s the comedy?

[@Richard-wp6ep]

He dodged a bullet. Never date a single mom!

[@lydiaanello6208]

Excellent, excellent, excellent thanks

[@bishyeahbish3758]

All those people in the end credits. Here's me picturing a couple of camera guys 😂

[@ariellatomas4092]

The kid is like give me a chicken nugget or else lol ♥Bryan Dechart♥

[@bobpeck7593]

The boy needs less McDonalds and more fruit and vegetables!!!

[@colinhume365]

That could be the first six minutes of a great series/movie.

[@TheWhore2culture]

😂😂😂😂😂👌🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟👍💥❤💯KUDOS👏👏👏to everyone involved👋🌟✌

[@pennidarrah4285]

mens lives are just unfair these days XD

[@Roflrawr]

I thought comments are disabled on videos with kids in them

[@zariahnbrian2275]

That's just so bad, I feel so bad oh my gosh

[@amber3037]

Ohhh as soon as he said “do you like ice cream “ I knew what it meant 😂😭

[@leomoustafacoly9277]

kind of just feel sorry for the guy😂😂

[@Sd12sx23]

Very educational. I had no idea women held their urine in their butt cheeks.

[@cpt.flippybirds9015]

HEY HEY CHUBBY CHEEKS! ..hilarious pedophobia classic! 👍🐦

[@maxdoyle5749]

Pedophobia is fear of children

[@Cats_449]

Nah i just like the part that the little boy was staring to the mans soul

[@tame4450]

I feel so sorry for this guy

[@creamcakecoffee]

This is so funny😂

[@Suzuha_Amane]

fr

[@Lucailey]

It sucks because the park is a nice place to be. In the early Spring when it isn't too hot, it's nice to go sit on a park bench and eat my supper and i think it is nice to watch children playing. A park belongs to the community and especially in cities where people don't have backyards everyone should feel free to be at the park. I am a woman and for me eating my dinner and watching kids play does not make me look weird. Yet if i were a man doing that, I am sure people would think I was doing something perverted. What happened to the general innocence of people? When did it become a wrong bad thing for adults to watch children playing? I understand that if the adult were to be doing some actions or speaking to children they don't know, yes that would be alarming. But, its really sad that as a member of the community an adult male can't go to a place provided by the community to enjoy children playing and maybe to eat a sandwitch in the process. Why are we so quick to accuse people and jump to thinking that someone is doing something bad?

[@dawnfarrugia8385]

Awww i feel bad for the poor man 😂

[@JuanReyes-if6ky]

Children do weird things when their parents are not around

[@mr_scrupulous]

the heck is wrong with that kid hahaha

[@jimnuwer]

Brilliant!!!!

[@ianhooper8448]

HAha, I guess Shit just happens!! Lol

[@zijunluk]

In usa, false accusations against child sex abuse are very high. Unlike asia where if there are predators preying on the children, lots of them get away from it.

[@joshuapowell114]

Thats only girls dude, boys don't tell....

[@karllieck9064]

Women account for almost a fourth of child abuse.

[@enriquelopez9124]

This short has to do with a serious theme, I was tryingvto figure out who hitting who, it looks like the perv, is the kid, trying to hit on the guy, bymaking sexual conotations,.

[@joshuapowell114]

The boys making the moves on the guy, obviously.

[@vitrock1]

Sorry but in today's world there is nothing funny about accusing an innocent man of pedophilia.

[@chineselovers-channel2224]

Good

[@colinhume365]

Is there a part2,,,,, or does he have to go through life tarnished?

[@militarybrit]

when that kid started staring I was starting to think he was the pedo

[@gbmiller3]

Great job!

[@newworld81]

Too Funny.

[@hi-reshackslife3183]

hi this is my troll account

[@bertram46]

Done very well and a classic example of how stupid people are and how they think from watching too much TV

[@chrystallee5528]

I've always hated stories about mistaken identity, where someone is being blamed for something they didn't do by some paranoid, loud mouthed Karen. I always walk out on movie's that start out this way and change the channel on t.v. In this case I thought that maybe the child was the actual predator. That would put a new slant on the topic. * By the way, this skit was not funny at all.

[@viberecord3323]

Pedaphilia is allowed in San Antonio

[@elciosantos2290]

Por que está em inglês?

[@annette2lokita955]

Poor dude lol

[@stephendavidbailey2743]

I am terrified of children.

[@curiositypiqued6573]

How random...you don't,...as an everyday rule or on a day to day basis expect the terms "paedophile" & "comedy" to be anywhere near the other in terms of relevancy lol

[@EndmayTriumph]

The way looks at the husband's butt

[@dethararjusinnessjukt5408]

ye

[@MaterLacrymarum]

Remember when "comedy" meant laughs?

[@tristanoyerly7041]

Huge misunderstanding Capital H

[@prachiprachurya9128]

Okay.....

[@livingwithsadvibes8596]

The kid is kinda cute lol 🤣

[@faithleeman4430]

Ok...WTf!! Sorry I'm confused..but there were some funny moments!

[@eviljesus6111]

Bobby Hill

[@yokkardesimyok9292]

Aaa shittt💀

[@michaelsandford1015]

Mr leave the kids alone

[@MirandaBloodworth]

@Michael Sandford I’m sure that’s a sentence you’ve heard many times before.

[@osip667]

@@MirandaBloodworthDamn :D

[@alexanderarmstrong5306]

Ik this is a short comedy film but its not funny shit like this happens all the time!! When a woman says "shes such a cute little girl!" Shes being sweet but when a man says it hes a pedophile fuck this world man...

[@heyitzbecca]

Lol 😂

[@noreigaoconnorspecialk6771]

They need to try that drama skit with trimmer looking kids # reverse pedophilia is a real thing! 😕😒🖐

[@philipoconnor4263]

America!

[@rihabwaddi3063]

Lmaoo

[@naturistfred]

I assume the woman in the car thought the guy and the woman in the park were together? Why did she run off? That wasn't funny at all.

[@impmoviechannel3052]

The whole premise is off from the beginning. What kind of grown man meets a "date" in a park -- not a bar, not a club, not a restaurant? Comedians should be able to talk about anything but should realize some things just aren't funny, this being a good example. It's simply bad taste, cringey. I don't know why the kid's parents would let him be in something like this.

[@rainbowgirlism]

Well there are parts of parks that are benches and gardens and stuff for adults to enjoy...parks aren't just playgrounds .

[@impmoviechannel3052]

@@rainbowgirlism Duh! No kidding? That was way off my point, which was, why would a grown woman meet a grown man (who aren't "older") at a place where they would then have to go somewhere else for a "date"? If a "date" wanted me to meet in a park, I'd say he is either a drug dealer, hiding from his wife, or too cheap to date. Him being in the park was too contrived, too unrealistic, too dumb, too "convenient" for the plot -- and, thus, an insult to the audience. The whole film was "cringey", full of cliches, and pointless. What were we supposed to come away with other than the filmmakers need to rethink what they are trying to achieve?

[@rainbowgirlism]

@@impmoviechannel3052 Gotcha. I have a p.s. that will explain what I was thinking, but I'm too tired right now..I'll try tomorrow.

[@aerobicsinstructor1743]

Haa haa

[@Philinspaces]

Why not take it farther and have him arrested and do time for three years? Now that would be hilarious, right?. This is not a funny subject.

[@Vpentrov]

I cannot stress how much I agree.

[@Norm475]

This is not funny at all. When a man can't even sit down in a park waiting for someone and people think he is a child molester.

[@curiositypiqued6573]

The world is fullof judgmental hypocrite cxxxs lol

[@thefattesthagrid]

Damn, that was some weak ass comedy....

[@cyx6ix]

Just the fact "pedophile" and "comedy" are in the same title is disgusting.

[@karllieck9064]

Like Mr. Hurbert in Family Guy? Lo!

[@yyyoshi1273]

This is just bs

[@netardrigo5991]

This wasnt funny