The Pat McAfee Show | Monday May 23rd, 2022

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[@mattbozman2674]

The 3rd haur may have been my fav haur ever. I was friggin dying for 30 min straight in my truck. People at intersections had to think I was boozed up. Monkey Pox leads to Sister Gene 😂. I love all you sumbitches. You make my day every friggin day. Let’s Go!

[@ezyduzit423]

“That 114 Year Old Nun”… A.j. “Sister Jean” I’m Still Dying From Laughter 😂

[@eddougherty7697]

Ol Gump been getting lippy with AJ when it comes to soccer 😂

[@miles7898]

Lippy😂😂

[@makithagod5838]

aj gets annoying theyve explained it 12 times this champion is heated

[@yashtwri5280]

This is how we make it through the Offseason. Thank you boys 🍻

[@athisdude]

2:20:35 when aj serves up a gem knowing damn well the toxic table is gonna knock it out the park with some outrageous comment about the poor old 114 year old nun who beat covid is the beauty of this show. The toxic table and aj’s dry humor is the best god bless you boys

[@notstewie5103]

2:11:06 The way AJ was able to keep a straight face 😂

[@bradyblacher3608]

Today’s show was an ALL TIMER

[@BigTimeJimmyTim23]

2:11:10 an all time AJ moment here outta nowhere the dry delivery with no smirk til a solid 30 seconds later A to the J at it again brother

[@diamondd2778]

AJ is the absolute best!

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

I love Gumpy and Digs laugh there

[@serenebean1015]

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[@spencertuia1232]

The way pat's face just lights up...it's fuckin GOLD

[@DJKJnr]

That comment absolutely sets the table for the rest of the show and the Monkey Pox / Masks / Old Lady talk 😂

[@daviddonais7293]

AJ has been so toxic lately and Tone is reaching an all-time high 😂😂😂

[@FatTony_Football]

I can’t wait to see the peak😂

[@datdude_jcole9275]

Ya love to see it!!

[@AJM2408]

Why is there toxicity? I've been off from the show a while.

[@jamiepickles5908]

It’s the greatest

[@thesmithjs]

The off season gets the toxins flowin

[@artvandelay6306]

To anyone that remembers those Quiznos commercials, 2:09:46 is one of the funniest moments in PMS history. Ty's impression killed me!

[@ccp4882]

The whole “Suckbots” part has me dying 😂

[@kerdanthurman]

McAfee vs. Graves at Summerslam! Book it Vince!

[@eddougherty7697]

The toxicity in today’s show was insane 😂😂😂

[@donaldbrown6044]

4

[@isaacskicks7061]

12

[@ethanwagner]

That's the exact thing I'm hoping to hear at the start of the playback, hope it's a W Monday for everybody out there🤘

[@Tobinski1620]

Toxicity = truth

[@eddougherty7697]

@@Tobinski1620 facts brother

[@dylanfoley985]

SHOW START ~ 4:55 BOOZEBAG RAPSHEET ~ 19:37 End of Break ~ 55:53 Start of 2nd Hahr ~ 1:04:55 Insider Double Dip CHAMS @ 1:29:50 Start of 3rd Hahr ~ 2:04:55 End of Break ~ 2:54:57

[@supergoat4882]

Thank yew!!!!!

[@DemonKllz]

[@mattenders7334]

Ice wars!??

[@FoxInferno13]

BEST IN THE GAME

[@Easydoesit33]

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@nunya6874]

Connor “but how do they get it????” Gumpino “soup” Canada is the land of wisdom

[@beamerball666]

Gump's beard gives him +55 wisdom to anything he thinks of

[@nunya6874]

@@beamerball666 I jst want this to be “his thing” 😆. From now on, every question Connor has about anything Gump jst tell him that the answer is soup

[@nunya6874]

@Pìnned By The Pat McAfee Show and what fuckery do we have here???

[@michaelbettisworth8938]

the fact Pat had a Bic lighter locked and cocked the second he needed to support his statement about throwing gas on a fire during rap sheets segment is why I don’t regret the past 2 years of 3 hours a day invested in the boys. This show is the best thing smoking on the net

[@evindahettiarachchi8027]

Any timestamp for that? Couldn't find it...

[@michaelbettisworth8938]

@@evindahettiarachchi8027 approx the 40th minute. He was talking about lighting gas on fire with Rap sheet and pat nonchalantly whipped out the Bic like a trained professional 😎

[@evindahettiarachchi8027]

Still couldn't find it.. maybe I'm just so blind.. 😂

[@evindahettiarachchi8027]

Thanks anyways.. 💯

[@evindahettiarachchi8027]

46:00

[@RyanHoguePassiveIncome]

AJ's Aaron update 😂😂

[@mr.smothers3196]

Don’t forget boys Monaco F1 is this Sunday. Let’s go!

[@Redshooter33]

Hammer DAHN on Leclerc Crashing this weekend

[@EclecticBuddha]

If you want poutine in Pittsburgh, Central Diner and Grill has a very nice version. It's a regular stop when I visit. Everything else is good there too.

[@Izzy-rh7br]

Left before the show ended... so happy i came back for the last 5 minutes XD

[@joehashem]

Chompions of stewarding football 😂😂 thanks for the laughs boys.

[@josephcraker2511]

Love the Victoria Day tag next to the date.

[@jameslaverty9779]

BC- Boston Connor AD- Anthony Degoulio (IDK how it's spelled 😅)

[@ravay78]

Watching from Reynosa Tamaulipas 🇲🇽

[@tobiasevans9882]

Thank you for mentioning Aston villa

[@cruzpangelina9924]

Surprised AJ Hawk didn’t ditch the show again @ 3:34:34

[@AgentBecker6980]

PMS + Edibles = Winning

[@_yooniversal_]

Idk why but I look forward to wrap up with rapsheet more than I should 😂

[@theycallyouthebandit]

A.J. Hawk is truly a grrrrreat "representative" of us Ohioians/Ahiaians.

[@sebastianpeters8678]

Still crazy that Clowney's hit against Michigan is still one of the 1st things to pop up when you type "the hit" on KZbin

[@BigTimeJimmyTim23]

3:18:45 Gumpys Marty n McGee accent is ahhhhhbsolutely electric. We need an accent off between him and Conner for the best in the office for sure

[@shawnthomasbrown3867]

Ty owns the title

[@BigTimeJimmyTim23]

Yeah he’s the clear #1 but the office needs a Razzie award for the accents

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

"I'm pretty deep into this F1"

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

1:17:00 big sports show

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

1:21:14

[@thedavechozet]

2:20:30 the toxicity of Connor.

[@jonnybailey9330]

The quickness of getting that maple leaf up there by the date was pretty awesome. Does anyone in Canada know what the holidays celebrate though? 😂

[@gregprime5772]

Canadian here, it's Victoria Day weekend celebrates Queen Victoria's Birthday. We were a British colony for a long time.

[@ryankaufman6647]

1:06:45 is the exact time it went up lol right in the middle of a sentence

[@dockrivers45]

Thank Yew Ian Rapoport👏👏👏

[@Jacoby7]

Please get Scump on the show

[@michaelwalker9575]

There ain’t no way scump would understand their humor. No chance! There’s a good chance he would think they were messing with him and take it personally.

[@Joeiscool447]

Ian Rapoport is the man.

[@iamethancamps]

2:11:30 is an all time moment on the show😂😂😂😂

[@shhmichael8986]

Ocean city is a real w.t.p. really enjoyed myself every visit

[@bread3019]

I was at Seacrets this weekenend!!!

[@sklud]

Pat thinking Norwich is local lads is somehow not suprising one bit

[@ilovemydad1416]

Am I the only 1 that claps, when the boys start clapping?

[@Cabaret43]

Victoria Day is more commonly known as May 2 4 weekend here in Canada.

[@sfd4603]

Need more time stamps

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

2:13:29 THANK YOU DR TONE

[@stevenwiedner1561]

The off season of football is just as amazing if not better than football season😂the toxicity is amazing

[@cruzpangelina9924]

I like the optimism, but nothing compares to football season. Not even se… nvm

[@Cdawg50]

2:20:39 I’m dead🤣🤣

[@fcbgreek3572]

I mean the amount misinformation when it comes to soccer is unreal😂😂 wouldn’t change it tho

[@zachmcwhorter8849]

“Javier Molina...Pujols pitched a couple months ago.” It’s Yadier Molina and Pujols literally pitched exactly a week before lol

[@Nick-iv5eo]

2:17:36 had me rolling 😂

[@joshkerr2046]

That whole 10 min stretch

[@JordanJMyers]

I know baseball stinks, but where's Jett?? Been awhile and he's always a good convo

[@victortrujillo7065]

He stinks too

[@captainspartan04]

Nothing to really talk about that would excite them

[@russellogorman7642]

Trying to drink water while they were singing the devil went down to georgia was next to impossible

[@shawnthomasbrown3867]

Zuk suk bots work together with the zuk suk machine

[@cbearabc]

You are a very bright man, but you are an even better person! Pops, Thx 😎

[@Zay97]

1:10:00 1:16:00 2:11:00 2:17:36 2:18:06

[@whetz1324]

Shaht aht javier molina 😂

[@Raiden8816]

2:09:00 Quiznos dead lol

[@joshuademercurio8212]

So where is the Justin Thomas interview?

[@diamondd2778]

NICK FOLES! WOW!

[@rodneylabar4331]

Lmao, my buddy's were at OC MARYLAND THEN, GOLFING THEY ARE 50

[@averymccormick8090]

What time stamp did they mention OC? I’ve been listening for it

[@rodneylabar4331]

@@averymccormick8090 not sure

[@BigTimeJimmyTim23]

2:20:35 someone had to say it todays show was SO INCREDIBLY TOXIC. And exactly why the off season gives us some of the greatest shows of this progrums history

[@mattenders7334]

Any mention of ICEWARS???

[@joshdorsey5022]

Toxicity Monday 🤣🤣

[@Dabull81]

Get scump on the show!

[@dsthoma2]

Big geography show.

[@adamfederman3279]

“If there are league standings…maybe they did.”

[@zig-zagroller5677]

Hope there is a urinal close by in the Thunder Dome/Igloo

[@theycallyouthebandit]

I can always count on you fellas providing a plentiful amount of Lol's daily. Deeply appreciated & loudly applauded

[@travisclark7522]

If I don’t win a a giveaway soon I’m gonna have to quit my job so I can listen live again!!! JK I have a family to feed but for real though shataat I need a giveaway soon boys!!! Thanks for making our lives amazing especially during the football offseason 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@joeurquiola3123]

1:08:44

[@jemhidiahssj4114]

I just walked into a truck stop that had a Quiznos, I thought they folded YEARS ago. Apparently not, I had to take a double look like WTF is this? I did not partake.

[@jakezarlingo3315]

You fucked up pal, the Italian is nothing to sniff at

[@robertspencer8279]

why do you think Randy Gradishar is not in the Football Hall of Fame yet?

[@qeptiodlhavjbag]

whats with the pixelated bars with any movement

[@justinfries7402]

Judith didn't deserve that

[@yungflap5465]

Out of everyone on the show Mitt being a lions fan makes a lot of sense 😂

[@Duhwaynelafondaunt]

1:21:00 Connor💀💀

[@zipacino92]

Does anyone know the name of the song for the instrumental playing at 51:50???

[@E-Dub84]

I’ve been trying to find that out for so long if you find it can you let me know?

[@zipacino92]

@@E-Dub84 unfortunately we may never find out 🤦🏾‍♂️ but I’ll share if get the name

[@raulnavarrete692]

Tone has jumped up my power rankings of toxicity

[@raulnavarrete692]

Is this one of bills fap bots from twitter?

[@Cessig55]

AJ HAWK AJ HAWK AJ HAWK

[@gabekaamino3450]

If this show gets scumpi it would be insane

[@dirtmodjunkie1wgc]

Boppin Bill LMAO 1:21:49

[@sonnymarsh2260]

Beta blockers are originally meant for abnormal heart rhythms, hypertension, etc. & to prevent another heart attack from occurring,

[@beamerball666]

Isn't it always soup?

[@E-Dub84]

Anyone know the song @51:50???

[@Vic-9493]

This has been some of the greatest toxicity I’ve witnessed on this program.

[@johnraycroft7824]

The city brings more value to the NFL. Not the other way around. Why city pay NFL teams hundreds of millions without a piece of the pie is just bad business.

[@sonnymarsh2260]

Yadier Molina not Javier lmao. I am a baseball super fan & I'm not big on the position players taking the mound to pitch. When I see Yadier, a legend at the catcher position (which requires a strong arm), a lot of the time I'm wanting to see him use his cannon of an arm to chuck the ball around. So when I see him barely lobbing it to the plate, it seems a bit disrespectful toward the game. I tend to view both sides of the coin though, and understand the fact that you don't want to waste an arm in the bullpen. It would be nice to see the active rosters expanded so that way nobody runs out of arms in the bullpen to begin with.

[@KonaTheDragon]

The catcher throws 100-150 balls every Day! Don’t you wanna save that guy’s arm, especially at that age?? It’s just to entertain these dudes and add a stat line to their career, it’s stupid. There’s only like 15 pitchers in each team… 🙄

[@sonnymarsh2260]

@@KonaTheDragon If you would read my whole comment and break every part down, you’d understand my stance on both sides.

[@wh1skeybud]

cmon conor he didn’t lock down lebron… lebron led every player in every statistical category in that series… 😂 chill! most pts, reb, ass, blocks, steals…

[@danielsmith5401]

The toxicity on today's show is absolutely off the charts.

[@MrMic18650]

I like nick foles.

[@ccm0222]

Saying a montrealer stole something from an Italian is just saying a montrealer stole something from another montrealer

[@sluggerkarl]

for the one week Aaron cant get on next season have tom on instead don't tell anyone that will be awesome e 🤙🏽

[@24inchdubz]

3:38:00 whos judith

[@e-dubzharris489]

Which time stamp is it where they talk about the sasha banks/naomi situation?🤔

[@24inchdubz]

yes need to hear

[@Duhwaynelafondaunt]

@@24inchdubz 59:59

[@24inchdubz]

@@Duhwaynelafondaunt thank yew ben

[@JDeep72]

Kinda sad all of succession has been spoiled for me lol

[@kwais616]

Shahht ahhhht my hometown 616

[@ttwert21]

GRAND RAPIDS, MI 🤘

[@j.p.navarro3461]

Cross faded WHAD got work in 6 hahrs WHAD getting pat the views WHAD

[@andrewmarshall360]

How much do you pay someone for not working is a better question . MILLIONS?

[@matsdiscgolf]

Man AJ really is dreadful with his soccer coverage

[@DillRust]

Lebron retires and becomes the lakers coach aka LeCoach

[@daultonpotter2910]

Shams is the absolute worst