The Patch #32 | Rooster Teeth

[@UberDanger]

"Don't google D.R. Luigi" >Google's D.R. Luigi immediately.

[@Tekanova]

All I got was pictures of Luigi, and I don't have safe search on.

[@MWhisp_]

Tekanova same XD

[@SexyPumpkin69]

LoyalPhoenix youll see it after you scroll down douche

[@MWhisp_]

calm down man XD

[@Tekanova]

Luke Roberts Why are you so pissy?

[@LinkHimora]

I wish you guys made this longer I swear this deserves the length you give the RT Podcast.

[@MeatbagTheMighty]

Going back to people watching red vs blue while folding laundry, I actually tend to listen to the podcast and the patch in the background while i clean up around the house! It's nice having the background noise while you work and having something there to keep your mind off of how much work you still have left to do.

[@rockersamurai]

Ryan has the most awesome podcast/radio voice.

[@MannCoStore]

21:55 this is why TF2 is still an amazing game

[@shadowmil]

s/an amazing/a crappy/

[@MannCoStore]

***** ^ This is why aliens won't talk to us

[@CriticalFlaw]

***** Please don't breed

[@whalehunter2009]

***** CoD kid spotted

[@vaporized1000]

Crash774 Dont worry even if he wanted do, like that kid could get ass.

[@jrrjlovekfc]

First time watching The Patch all the way through, and I loved it. More Burnie!

[@crystalcollins5479]

Ashley, Burnie, and Ryan all on the Patch together? MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME.

[@xSnugglebumx]

I love seeing Ryan. There can never be too much Ryan.

[@dandyburns]

Well done Burnie, 4 mins to open a bottle of water, must be a record :-p hehe Was funny watching you struggle and we all cheered when we saw it open :-))

[@Rikoshima]

these three are such a good combination for the patch, i loved it

[@itsjustadam1172]

No Gus? It's a Christmas miracle!

[@GuarangaSound]

The patch is actually becoming one of my favourite RT Shows, I really like keeping up with the industry in this way. Also think these three are my favourite hosts.

[@lordnolin]

i am really happy to see people like the three of them so passionate about games also all kinds of cool stories and good info

[@willnesbitt1694]

No one: KZbin: "Alright, time to recommend this"

[@SuperfluousShark]

Ahhh 144p my old friend, risen from the depths of hell have we? I SMITE THEE VIEL RESOLUTION!!

[@TopRapter]

Black powder left alot of smoke behind, and gunpowder later on had the great advantage of less smoke being produced.

[@aquatictoaster]

Also smokeless powder is much more powerful.

[@Carlos-mu2pc]

"I strip you down" "Yeah but not on camera" OMFG

[@calebanderson2692]

46:13 I now just realized that everybody is wearing santa hats -_-

[@Haiddon]

ryan says he's installing a french door, the window cleaner in me is just screaming "THE DEVIL!"

[@MartKencuda]

For some reason I have it in my head that Ryan is a big guy, but he seems to get skinnier each time I see him/.

[@maikai196]

Its probably because of his deep voice. I used to think the same thing.

[@NinjaPups]

Speaking of games, I'm wearing my new Bungie/Destiny tee-shirt :D hell yes!

[@BlarghMeow]

Speaking of not caring, I don't give a shit. JK!!! Merry Christmas.

[@NinjaPups]

BlarghMeow lol merry christmas ;D

[@NinjaPups]

Elchuyboricua I believe i went on the Bungie Store :D just go to the bungie/destiny official site :)

[@Ketsuegg]

awkward q.. is it Tee-shirt or T-shirt I've never actually bothered to learn

[@wolf870626]

Josh Huston it's T-shirt because it looks like a letter T and the word tee is a short form of T-shirt

[@Throttle.Therapy.]

Ryan has such a.....diabolical laugh >:D

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

I like how they started talking about building walls, installing bike racks and how many toilets a building has to have by law.

[@felixthecat]

Right? 100% certified gaming news.

[@wyattcox9414]

And that's why we don't need more laws.

[@ForeverUtdMan]

Watching this while playing video games. Now that's the life

[@GoldenGun1994]

Dr. Luigi works miracles.

[@zebry13]

They were so right on the RT Podcast, everyone loves Ryan, as they should. All hail the Mad King!!!

[@SirTarson]

Thank god somebody agrees with me on the AC4 smoke thing.

[@Zeresrail]

I love Burnie and Ashley on screen together. It just..Works so well.

[@GreenPiCat]

I remember I played Spore after seeing a Lets Play, so I wasn't expecting more than what I got - and I love it! It's not incredibly replayable but I've enjoyed it. Also, like the Sims, I find a lot of the fun comes from making your own stories.

[@overseer06]

On a side note, I'm surprised they still haven't discussed their nominees for the video game categories in their Podcast Awards. They've already spent a portion of two podcasts to discuss their Best Movie, Best Show, and Best Internet Video nominees. Then again, we'll probably have to see a bunch of comments complaining that their favorite game wasn't chosen over things that they hate or asking "What about X?" if the comments in the last two video podcasts on KZbin serve as any indication.

[@zachalkire8031]

They stated that the video games will be talked about in mid january

[@OrionKaelinClips]

In the regular Monday RT podcast, they said they would do those in January.

[@barbra1boy]

OMG Ashley is the biggest legend EVER! (I love you!)

[@UppieUppieUppie]

Ryan is the most charming man that has ever been known.

[@madmatrix30]

Twilight Princess and Majora's Mask are the darkest games in the Zelda franchise.

[@xxjheat14xx]

Ryan? Game Time? Count me in.

[@IanMT56]

You HAVE to play The Stanley Parable! It's so good!

[@ivanoozee]

God a Trogdor game time would be the best thing ever!

[@Kalignoir]

I do love how RT has turned from a funny as shit machinima short. To a talk show that is talking about stuff I love.

[@lordrakster]

Peasant's Quest with Ryan and Burnie? Santa is indeed the bestest

[@MusicIsMyLife52296]

Spore is one of my all-time favorite games. While I will admit it was over-hyped, it ended up being a ridiculously fun game. I love it, and still play it to this day. In fact, it's the only game that I've been able to play for years and not get bored of.

[@Pirattotte1]

The story behind Minecraft is that Notch basically was part of a forum, where he posted the VERYVERYVERY early version of Minecraft (when it didnt even have a name) and the guys who tested it basically loved it and told him too charge money for it. It was 10 Euros in Alpha, 15 Euros in beta (I think) and now it's 20 Euros.

[@proningtiger]

Just started link between words and i love it

[@watchentertainment7618]

Another enjoyable Patch Thank you team RT!

[@uchihaitachi181]

I fire black powder weapons every other weekend, YES that is more or less accurate to how firing one of those weapons is.

[@jabzilla21]

great job yall :) hope you keep giving us amazing videos! miss gus but we know he was there!

[@-BlazeK-]

goddamnit gus 1 hour is too short

[@RhangDao]

Ryan is sooooo dreamy

[@midleton92]

Ive got my entry into the games industry for development. Im so glad that I dont have to do just testing. I assume there will be some involved though but I thats more unit testing.

[@mikeadams8011]

The conversation at 48:00 wanted me to go on and talk about FIFA so much haha

[@erdenots]

perfect day listen to the patch and play lol what a good day

[@Snapslol]

As a person who lived in France "Deux DS" Was way too funny to me xD

[@dovahluv1282]

Ashley is so adorable.She looks like a toy that you just want to cuddle up and hug all day. Sorry For saying that Burnie.Its a compliment to you

[@Lenschunk]

Blaine at the end looks like Tumbler from "gone in sixty seconds"

[@FatNinja343]

can't wait for the game time with ryan

[@petersaurus.mp4]

As a former QA, I had a lot of fun. Everyone always said QA people are twisted, but someone has to do it!

[@Thiefree]

It reflects badly on me, I think, that my favourite Patches are the gaming-light ones. I'm just here for the Everything Else! This was wonderful!

[@zacharyamaris]

I've actually folded laundry while watching RvB

[@CourtInjustice]

Waited for this all day!

[@Humblekingify]

I've played the DayZ SA Alpha 32 hours so far, and only problem so far was getting on servers after launch. The limited features allowed them to make the core mechanics really solid.

[@Tonykid7]

2 games that got me into gaming were The first max payne i loved that game and halo 2

[@silentruth]

this is my favourite patch lineup.

[@MikeLGlynn]

The first game i remember playing was on PC, it was a birds eye view plane shooter called Raptor, where you control a ship that is taking on alien bosses at the end of the level and it has powerups, then i leapt to Crash Bandicoot 1 and Gran Turismo 2 on the ps1. Now I am part of the PC Master Race

[@w77eed]

"Ryan is so dreamy" Not my words

[@K3mikGuy367]

I honestly didn't like Ashley at first, but seeing her on The Patch and watching the more recent news episodes has changed my opinion. She's smart and enjoyable to watch. I hope they start to include her in more projects.

[@indianacheckers]

***** Except for the fact that she loves Legend of Zelda so much, yet she didn't know that Majoras Mask is a darker TLOZ title. I'm not bashing, but when I love a franchise, I research a lot about the franchise and no everything about it.

[@K3mikGuy367]

indianacheckers Knowledgeable doesn't mean omnipotent, and you don't have to know everything about a series to be a "fan". I tend to wiki things if I like a series too, but that's me not everyone.

[@DrSuperKamiGuru]

And now 50 000 people are image searching Dr. Luigi.

[@thespeedycamel]

Could not agree with Burnie more. My parents house has been under constant construction for the last ten years.

[@D.wil.o98]

you finished early, you still owe us 3mins

[@Carlmdb]

Project spark will have both smart glass and kinect control along with a controller ofcourse .

[@ashn3064]

Holy crap the quality is awesome!

[@SCRNSH0T]

Already a great podcast!

[@thezissou3366]

I love Ryan :3

[@Fadaar]

a podcast without gus? it's a christmas miracle!

[@RedSoakedSponge]

i didnt get your comment on the flashlight pointing at the floor.... space bar is to lower/raise your weapon. what would you expect to happen when you press it with a torch out? lol

[@liam4010]

56 minutes of actual podcast, when Gus marketed this he always said it would be a 1 hour podcast, 56 minutes is not 1 hour Gus, when your'e not on the podcast everything falls apart, what have you done......

[@MotivationExMe]

You can pause it for 4 minutes to wack off over Ashley then you've got your hour. Bam. Problem solved.

[@MyMeatShield5252]

SSZaris If you and Burnie were in a confined space together...Burnie would crush you

[@patrickguyum]

Lots of people last longer.

[@KingNefiiria]

Ignoring the extremely offensive/objectifying post. It's funny because Gus, who probably had a watch or a clock to look at--or heck, I'm sure there's a timer on the camera--said to wrap things up before the hour actually finished. Honestly I kind of wish it was more of a "60 minutes minimum, 90 minutes maximum" sort of deal, or something like that. It seems more feasible than having people on the stream complain about it being over or under the time goal.

[@MotivationExMe]

MyMeatShield5252 No, no, no. Burnie could survive against me. He's not saying he could kill me. lol, hehe :)

[@Camino377]

RT Life: On the Range PLEASE I would love to see they crew spending the day at the range. And not because...well ok, because I'm a gun nut.

[@BigTylt]

Gavin with a gun....no.

[@Camino377]

Ryan M Well he did do a slow mo guys with an M4 and it...no, no, you're right.

[@JW3Lawless]

Watching this while playing NCAA Football 14. :)

[@editexel]

21:40 absolutely agree Ashley.

[@babsaiih]

I'm trying to make something but I keep watching these instead of putting them on play and listening.

[@Kahadi]

I went with one of my friends as he looked for a 2DS to buy, and they were sold out everywhere he looked except Target, where there was only one left. Best Buy and EB Games (part of Gamestop) were both sold out. having seen a 2DS (and I have a few friends with them), they aren't that bad. a little less portable than the 3DS, but beyond that the only problem is how long after the 3DS it was released...

[@gregdawe2786]

ryan is a true gamer

[@jeremyray6382]

battle field hero was do much fun. I got in trouble for using up all the bandwith but it was worth it....

[@ShadowWolf2196]

at 40:00 when they were talking about realism in games, I actually would enjoy something like that, where the realism is insanely realistic :P

[@RolandSchlosser]

First time Burnie and Ashley together in a podcast, also, first time no Gus on the Patch O.o

[@TrueDaxian]

Correction Ashley, pokemon came out on October 12th

[@SonicAlpha]

Getting StreetPass hits is stupidly addictive, lol

[@SamVillano]

Around 52:50, that is actually protected by fair use, because it's the same thing as you're reporting on a big news story and nearby someone is playing a song, you don't intend to have the song nor is the song helping you promote your news story, so it's protected under fair use.

[@hannahw3364]

Ryan had to say a little more about Dr Luigi at the beginning then he should of, it was like he decided to read in depth about this Dr Luigi.

[@tsdim]

The Patch theme is realy cool :)

[@sharavatjp]

I saw Ryan in the thumbnail and I had to click it.

[@ProletariatPlatypus]

I love Ashley's hair

[@JonaRosalinaRose]

"majoras mask MIGHT have been a LITTLE bit darker" oh you don't know shit! xD

[@Smiliyface1]

That moment when you folding your clothes + watching the patch.

[@johnsantiago5846]

Happy new year!

[@bobafett896]

this breaking bad marathon is awesome

[@jumbo128]

Content ID can run on ultrasonic frequencies. that's how Canada runs some of there full time music royalty programs. as such distance form object doesn't matter, if you could hear it if you had no other noise around you, KZbin WILL here it :(

[@crazyclone11]

woodcutters really have an industry like that though. I work with them almost every day in their Natural Resources department

[@MeatbagTheMighty]

Similarly to Burnie simulating NCAA games I've been known to download a bunch of created wrestlers in WWE games and watch them have a massive cpu controlled royal rumble match. The best one, by far, featured Wilford Brimley winning it! He was close to the 10th wrestler out of 30 and had to beat superman, wolverine, & the joker before finally throwing Jesus over the ropes for the victory! I was laughing so hard through the whole thing!

[@r863sa]

OMG Peasant's Quest! I remember that! Yes, Ryan, the whole point of it is to kill Trogdor.

[@Zennakku]

On the AC4 smoke thing sometimes it gets annoying on the console versions when you're on a boat and firing cannons. Cant see shit.

[@rickwilson1410]

Show of hands... Who googled Dr. Luigi?

[@tomhutcho6914]

I would be lying if I said I didn't.

[@TechGameEras]

I was playing Euro truck sim 2 well listening to this. Its a fun game.