The Pengest Munch Ep. 77: Morley's (Brockley)

[@jambtl2985]

Deliberation over the chip rating had us on all the edge of our seats

[@pocketsharks7538]

He's an absolute professional.

[@YusafAnimations]

It was like endgame man

[@ryandamon714]

Hi

[@mrsonpoint]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tom69pl]

Bro i flet so in daze, like I was hanging between dimensions and my spirit was floating without an aim until the rating came in , mad experience still

[@Ballers786]

Must be a mad unique experience listening to my man chat about chips with such poetry

[@paul0505]

My man has the widest vocabularic range. He seasons his assessments with the likes of 'peng' and 'subcutaneous' and it just works. I give it a certified 4.8!

[@TMSokoya]

😂😂😂

[@zackmcloughlan2488]

Bro. The moncler seasons thing got me heavy bahaha

[@johnnyboy7352]

i feel like boss man dropped him a fiver to sway the chips rating.

[@noelnoni]

He definitely threw him a bag. No way a chip has to settle in a few minutes later lmao

[@zXaio]

@@noelnoni naaah they do, when they just get cooked and are pure coated in oil, u leave ‘em for like 2 mins and then it’s fine

[@E_Rico]

Bossman held him at gunpoint

[@je5624]

😂😂😂😂

[@sbg5529]

Definately got paid off

[@CardinalBiggles01]

"Striation", "subcutaneous". This man is a geologist, medical professional and walikng thesaurus. He knows his chicken as well

[@gregorswanson1514]

A very thorough chip review.

[@backwards7]

This organisation of chips into realms and echelons gives off strong religious overtones, where chickens are breaded angels, and communion is carbonated and strawberry flavoured. It won't be long now until we begin seeing menus in illuminated Latin script, and friars working the fryers.

[@ELLIOTTA]

Underrated comment

[@TMSokoya]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

[@TurquazCannabiz]

Friars working the fryers lmaoooooo. Hats off to you sir

[@drenaANDRE]

Bless u

[@Jf_1900]

🤣👌👌👌 perfect

[@thedeeprot]

*THE MMMM YEAH BURGER!!!* 😂

[@tshelby9808]

I dunno how they didn’t say it before Nov dropped it 😂

[@wolvw]

This episode is officially certified 🙌

[@datjulesyboy]

Wavy episode

[@strangeman21]

When the cnsr gives the burger a high score, you definitely know it's valid.

[@mjc4554]

I'm feeling after abit of deliberation a few man had a word and asked him to up the ratings a few times only time I've ever doubted the rating 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@strangeman21]

@@mjc4554 lmao. Quite possible

[@irritatedballsack]

Chicken Connoisseur

[@irritatedballsack]

bro hasn’t aged once

[@jaysemartinez2943]

That Morley’s known for givin man the toilet saga shortly after!!! Hopefully it’s under new management

[@kwameopoku3576]

U must hav drank the miranda too fast

[@jaysemartinez2943]

@@kwameopoku3576 if that’s the one opposite the garages it’s pigeon them man cheffin up!!!! Lol tbf strawberry marinda is the boom bang

[@TaylorzWorld1]

Trust me that morleys is so dead, should of went loampit Vale one

[@kyz2458]

@@TaylorzWorld1 lengest Morley’s hands down loampit vale

[@mohamedkhedir4816]

Man really pulled out the thesaurus for this one 😂😂😂

[@prsu1216]

Although I’m one of the faithful fans and I’ve watched every episode, I was surprised to see the number 77 today. A true testament to your hard work and dedication to delivering those certified chicken shop🐔 🍔🍟🥤 reviews from bossmen around London. We appreciate you 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@lef7359]

Expected the cammy riddim to play in the background but still certi episode. Best one in recent times. Also big up novelist

[@TheCNSR]

You'll hear it soonish 😅👌🏾

[@cruxmind]

I appreciate how consistent you're getting with the chicken ting

[@andybell4385]

SE4 Representing. Finally CNSR blesses Brockley

[@lesliesmith9155]

Yes had a good nose bag in that shop Friday treat after digging a grave or strimmig in the Brockley ladywell cemetery with my old mate from Lewisham council back in the day God bless all the dudes bro 😊😊😊😊

[@JarrodWrightNZ]

"You've had too much chicken in your life" 😂

[@gipende7728]

Some of the vocabulary though! You can almost taste what he’s talking about. I give him a 5.0 for effective use of language 🍟

[@AA-dy3qw]

Would strongly recommend Sam's chicken in tooting. Devils box meal is hench

[@HasinCity]

Tooting Sams is next level, i trief a few but tooting has the best quality

[@wyattconneely1993]

God tier chicken

[@AA-dy3qw]

@@HasinCity I thought it was just me, tried sams in 2 other places and for some reason tooting stood out

[@harrysanger8231]

Tooting Sam's is fire

[@bl0ndi550]

tooting? Nah you're making that shit up

[@The_Big_Fox]

I copped the black and white south ones back in 09 i think, still pristine, only come out the house for special occasions. They are my specials.

[@c-light7624]

“I’m not sure what that Pantone is doing in there” 😂

[@Junior-ov8me]

feel like 10 minute cnsr episodes on e4 couldve banged back in the day 😅

[@josephadams3756]

Ive been watching thsi guy for so long ive gone through, secondary school, sixth form, and now uni and still here

[@payper2208]

Why he roll his jeans up sooo high ? 😭😭

[@stanleyharrhy5904]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@beyblader10171]

'Levii jeannsssssss' if you know you know

[@frankiegoodman7308]

You NEED to hit up Morley's in Pickford lane Bexleyheath. 5 star hygiene rating the place is spotless and the best chicken I have ever eaten.

[@claritas2451]

Unbelievable! Has my man EVER liked a burger 😅

[@prettycoolPJ]

I feel like there was a grading curve, because Novelist was there, and Elijah didn't wanna disrespect man's local.

[@darylcastillo1439]

Man's back in Lewisham for another Morley's and brought a local don in Novelist.

[@simmerdownsouth]

Man like Nov said you got too much chicken in ya life haha I'm dead

[@SajoMt]

your boy got the "Levi Jeans" on lol if you know you know

[@Jason-ee1xz]

Boss man said na bro you ain't doing me like that. Slid a lil money. Man said start again 😂😂😂 4.2. next scene 🏆

[@panassuam]

hopefully this is not a bias score becuase its ur homeboys spot though

[@Shmeaguel]

diversity quota had me dying

[@DdotAdot]

Lewisham borough to answer your question. You need to go to the Sydenham Morleys, it's the original one been open since 1985!

[@mikekoomson9192]

Density, striations, permeating, subcutaneous this vocabulary got me thinking I’m in uni again🤣🤧

[@swvl413]

You've stayed on the grind for too long, keep it up my brudda 💯

[@MarcusJolt]

Morleys on Brockley Rise is next level fam. 5minute bus ride to boss man from here

[@Finggy]

I just simply love the vocabulary this brother uses.

[@mrmyusernamewastaken]

Deliberations or a bribe to increase that score? 🤔🤣

[@MillhouseSpeaks]

Review some jamaican jerk chicken wings

[@B3RB4]

Is it too late to collate scores? And maybe put them in a table in regards to ends North-E-S-West.. or just an overall ?

[@leep2198]

Is it me or does it come like the connoisseur is holding back on scoreline. This Morleys is certified. My bloody local 🤣😂

[@eRasedXem]

"Like man who barely got in the club... like hes MEANT to be there but hes not on the guestlist" lmfaoooooo rollin fam

[@PathToTaqwa]

You need to try Tex bites in Leytonstone. Mad prices but complete different.

[@Euroknob]

Best ratings in a while hope ! It's nice that the good shops get some decent exposure... (the bad ones too).

[@sorrybuddy7339]

The way he cuffed them jeans are MAD 😂 certi vid tho

[@MULWAXVLONE]

😂😂😂

[@KimiMD]

Wow! My g, are you using those turn ups for pockets?

[@ruthless0999]

Man haven't had filmed inside the shop for time bruv.. very nice to see

[@pennysonly5492]

Literally was on the edge of my seat for this

[@Zero-bb1hl]

you need to try Morleys in Beckenham, serious flavours ❗️

[@BD-sv8dj]

This is the best I’ve seen in a while

[@SkinnyRibs16]

Top Fried Chicken is the best chicken shop in Lewisham, hands down!

[@ProdByKTD]

wings of kings in crofton park is on top

[@Welshhomie]

Like their chips but always way too much mayo in the burger and Morley's wings have more flavour and are crispier

[@melaniejosiah1382]

Morley is alright got one in roehampton now come try it 😂

[@karscimerfi5717]

Do you even know how Legendary that spot is!!!!!!

[@InfiniteXLtd]

Love your reviews, my man. Might I recommend Shamim’s Perfect Fried Chicken, and Perfect Fried Chicken (Poplar). Both down Poplar High Street, by All Saints DLR. Shamim’s is probably the better of the two, but certainly worth trying out 👌

[@bandobaby2433]

When we gonna get the Mayfair episode broski

[@ThatGuyMofo]

😂😂😂 didn't reach those likes

[@bandobaby2433]

@@ThatGuyMofo trust me 🤣 it’s a sad sight still

[@TheCNSR]

When it reaches the goal, it'll drop; until then, just be enjoying the recent episodes 👍🏾

[@bandobaby2433]

@@TheCNSR ❤️💯

[@TheCNSR]

@@bandobaby2433 Not really, bought me some time at least 😅

[@tedmills]

This show makes me so hungry. The other day I bought a two-piece with chips from the corner store next to my uni, kept thinking what would the CNSR rate this? (This is in Wellington, NZ, so it's slightly different to London chicken culture)

[@px1se]

Btw brockley is in borough of Lewisham

[@nefariou5]

the chips got 3 ratings! the aftertaste must've been some quality

[@hony123ify]

Mans living in 2005 with the rolled up jeans 🤣

[@aidenoleary7406]

Show the menu and the price! 😁

[@jim8462]

Chip rating got upgraded boss man threw them a bag 💰

[@KarteyKid1997]

0:51 why’s mans jeans folded like that 💀 length is too long g 😂😂

[@yoyomelon6275]

Morley’s never disappoints

[@sonykidd]

Morleys down the other end of the Brockley is the Original front teet back teet side teet... Blue all day 💙🗨🧊🔵🟦🔷️🧦💎 Nice episode still. Solid 4.4 p.s stay away from Ferfect fried chicken in Forest hill.... went down hill quick fast when they changed the P to an F kmt

[@ARDEN440i]

The one next door to sainsbury's?

[@sonykidd]

@@ARDEN440i yep 😁😁

[@Hash_thc]

Hahaha this is mad I’ve been that chicken is sick u should get the seasoning I chill in brockley each time I go down London

[@wawa7.7hd85]

Lost it as soon as man said density😂😂

[@terry.hudson]

I actually knew your guest Novelist today, because he did a tune with Ezra collective! That's made me feel like I'm not as old as I thought 😅

[@MIKE-TYTHON]

Novelist out here looking fly.

[@ARDEN440i]

That's mad I was there 5 days ago and I agree boss man wings and chips are on another level this guy talking facts

[@sillablack60]

The way I learn words from CNSR like I'm a pupil in a classroom 🤣. I VE NEVER HEARD... Striations and never heard Rotisserie used in such a way 👏🏿🤣. Monclizzy season, upper Echelon 🤯😭🤣 U ARE THE #1 WORDS SMITH 🤣

[@insulartomb]

used to be my local and it’s a solid one for sure. most consistent morleys in lewy tho is new cross: used to get a bus past three other morleys to get to it. never had a bad meal from there, including early hours of new years. mad. moved away and miss it so bad

[@pajammin]

the sydenham one is the actual original morleys and is the best ive had

[@ppbbrat123]

Love the passion

[@BamBamBamBam419]

New Cross Morley’s is certified… Sangley Road Morley’s in catford too

[@insulartomb]

first time i went in after moving away bossman asked why he hadnt seen me in ages 😭

[@zxomb]

This legend is rating chicken shops that a lot of us will never even go to

[@emzlouise4736]

love the series! try the morleys in edmonton i wanna know if it's any good

[@danielpooley7148]

Try it yourself

[@duncancrawford5526]

My guy whipped out the anyhoo, great stuff

[@MasCo630]

Cameraboss: some of them sauces been stepped on . . . 😂😂😂

[@younes-lk5dd]

There was a var check over the chips 😂

[@karaokekingskingdom]

The CNSR looks like he's got the munchies...

[@3hirty3-a1ne]

Try the peri shop down the road by spoons and central cafe , so much better

[@NawazAlamgir]

Boss man visits places in London that I've never heard of. respect

[@CharlieEdward25]

The laces are a thing of art i wish i could do mine like that 😔

[@RunStunNGun]

That geeza feeling alright with them turn ups.

[@MrLewisFloydHenry]

Yeah man my ends, been in there many times

[@debbieb8804]

The turn up on his jeans? Omg lmao

[@Fragrant_Digits]

Big up Auntie Chicken Shop

[@rainyfeathers9148]

Alright😃👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@germanlo123]

Mans pants cuffs are CRAZY! 😂

[@AM-ww8bn]

Go to Morley’s plumstead corner (not the one next to the station)

[@gezzaro6085]

Best thing I watch today

[@WildAndGourmet]

should come to luton and do Chicken George

[@CitizenUsername]

Sydenham!! Bose chicken is eliteeee

[@m1asfoodmore270]

Making me want chicken & chips at 6am fammmmm 🍗🍟😂🥵

[@Doubleh444]

Fr tho 😂😂😂

[@pennysonly5492]

Man is pushing so hard to be nominated for Short Film of the Year at the Oscars

[@sneakyree1029]

Went into that Morley’s when I was in y10 so about 7 years ago and it smelt like shit and the chicken was terrible

[@PierreJackman]

😂🤣

[@beedee8185]

It’s the first time I’ve seen a double-upper review 😂.

[@crewfox11]

Dem...Dem..Dem Turn ups on his jeans 🤣🥴

[@insanezain2]

This feels like a humorous, ironic cutscene from a future entry in the grand theft auto series that would take place in london.

[@shhjeffreys729]

GTA London been done used to play it in the 90s

[@shhh2583]

Big man you should've kept up the parkour 🤣

[@abdelrahmanksm]

Man said flavour was subcutaneous. Man’s got vocab I will give him that