The People At Home Depot Don't Know Anything. Mike Gaffney - Full Special

[@DeeKate]

One of my favorite pass times while traveling is to say dumb stuff at tourist attractions, loud enough for others to hear. At Mount Rushmoore with my mom, I said "Wow, can you believe nature made that?" And she gave me her "don't start this here" look.

[@KatieGray1]

"pastimes" and also, lol.

[@davidsaintjohn4248]

I would join in on that shenanigans in a heartbeat

[@graceamerican3558]

@@davidsaintjohn4248 It would be fun wouldn’t it? Just be confident when you say it with a serious face. Someone will believe it.

[@samhowl1152]

Ah to be 8 again

[@MichaelSHartman]

National Parks for Dummies. 99 ways to drive your mom crazy.

[@silasdeane777]

I’m glad they got this guy for a half hour I saw his other videos a few months back n then watched all his stuff but there wasn’t enough. He’s awesome 👏🏻

[@utopiaOKC]

Best part is that leg injury prolly was a swollen gland🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wyioughta]

Oh this guy needs an hour! Or more. What a funny funny man.

[@globetrekker86]

Mike, you reminded me of a joke/meme: Rabbit: “Can you tie a knot?” Piglet: “I cannot.” R: “So you can knot.” P: “No, I cannot knot”

[@jaredhammonds8255]

Totally remember that scene

[@RichardRitenour0522]

I could see Mike Gaffney with his own sitcom, easy. Great set Mike and thanks Dry Bar!

[@ashleyham3501]

It is very rare that I actually laugh at a comic but this guy cracked me up a couple of times. 👏👏👏

[@iancarlin9999]

You sound like a hoot at parties.

[@verdantgrottobarbell5279]

I’d party with her 🤷‍♂️

[@jaredhammonds8255]

I don't laugh at many from dry bar but check out Matt Faulk.

[@necromancer234]

should have more attention guy has the right humor

[@eileensmith6459]

Loved it. My kinda guy. Large, funny, and human!

[@First._.Last.]

16:28 made me laugh, especially, "She wrote: 'I'm really sorry....I thought that said, 'Country'....' and I said, 'Stop writing!!'" I have both parts of conversation with *myself* all to often when I am over-explaining or trying to clarify a misunderstanding. Ah-hah-hah-hah.....

[@girlonaswing9439]

Long laugh for me too😂

[@necromancer234]

Like you just did here ^^

[@jseymour1594]

He's everybody's Dad! ;-) So Wonderful

[@brandiallen6324]

Another full special PLEASSSE Dry Bar‼️‼️🥰🥰🤣🤣

[@marjoriejohnson6535]

I had been a gardener for 35 years and 17 of that putting gardens and orchards as a landscaper...and I worked at Lowes....sometimes you can get lucky there..I needed the insurance...

[@mikebar42]

Good call

[@forrestinesims2895]

Mike Gaffney is soooooo funny!!! I laughed so much my eyes began to water and my side began to ache.

[@fireballxl-5748]

First time I got credit for pooping since I was two. Sooo funny! Rest of set was great too.

[@BeegirlsHoneyHouse]

As a lifelong Japanese teppanyaki fan, I loved the droll date suggesting doing the hibachi in the Italian restaurant… 🇮🇹🍝🍕The old Italian guy, hands free clutching the cig is his mouth, with water boiling and breading chicken in front of them‼️‼️👍🏽🇺🇸🌎🥸

[@tinawindham6958]

My ex got a job at Home Depot bc he said he was fluent in Spanish…so when a lady comes in , no English, they get the new bilingual dude. That went well🤪😊😆

[@symet]

Omg you my dear HAVE A CONSPIRACY

[@DAMRGHOST]

@@symet 8

[@fabledfantasty7343]

Wait, was that suppose to be funny?

[@tylerlewis2012]

so can he or can he not speak spanish? The way you worded that made it seems like it became a problem.

[@montysimms6136]

@@tylerlewis2012 Either way it's bad, because they're looking for that thing💁🙅

[@stevecook1175]

I don’t do Disney, and neither do my kids. And Dwayne “the pebble” Johnson even less.

[@FigaroHey]

I had a blind student who loved riding a tandem bike. It's the feeling of moving along at speed in the open air.

[@KingLarbear]

He snorts when he laughs lol

[@cahey]

Oh man, I worked at Home Depot during Covid. Accurate.

[@mznaeture]

Omg I'd never quit Reese's cups eitherrr brooo 😆 so addicteddd

[@lisawharris1539]

You are hilarious, and we have clearly been on the same types of dates. I once texted that I shan't be seeing him again, and the use of that word did its job, he instantly hated me. Thankfully!

[@davypig571]

Dude is hilarious. "STOP WRITING!!"

[@living4mylord]

Oh my goodness!😂

[@kimberlyveron8325]

This guy is awesome 🤩

[@MetatronsWing]

"Stop Writing!" Lmao sooo funny!

[@flowerpot9869]

That's why I shop at Ace, they help you in every aisle from the moment you enter the store.

[@realemonful]

So you came here for shopping recommendations? 😅😅😅

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@evi1kitty642]

Love his humor. 😆😆 with the dry sarcasm I'm guessing he's from the Northeast NY/NJ👍🏼

[@veeokoye1463]

U r right. Bergen county is in NJ

[@allin3940]

I didn’t know where he was going with that blink and back joke but that turned out to be hilarious. He was great and last joke was too funny

[@spottedredbug]

I loved this guy! I want to date him. Lost it when he did impression of Italian Hibachi chef.

[@deborahadcock978]

He’s hilarious!!😄👏🏻

[@dulynoted2427]

This, I liked. 🤣🤣

[@kevinclause4p55p5]

I remember this guy from the swollen glands joke.

[@jamiebarley4098]

At least you got to see a doctor. Last time I got sick my doctor literally said, and I quote, we dont see sick people here. You'll have to go to the covid clinic.

[@theresanaraghi8315]

Awesome!!! I haven't laughed like this in a long time!!!

[@tesscot]

So there are glands in your arm pitts and a lot of stuff can be reduced by losing weight, though you couldn't prove it by me, as I need to lose 20 pounds, and this guy is FUNNY.

[@LadyVoldemort]

I feel kinda bad for his kids, but I do want to hear more about Frank. 🤭👍

[@trandom2083]

if they give it back I think its o.k. or got theyre consent to share

[@smurfmama2020]

Delivery and timing is so perfectly effortless and natural, but you know he’s put years into getting it that way.

[@JpVicvega]

This guy was great!

[@ohnotagain851]

I didn't expect him to be so funny. Haven't laughed in a long time at a stand up. Also, I love his son. Like, I wouldn't like to live with him haha but hearing about him is great lol.

[@gsusdayz3598]

This is facts... People come to Home Depot and act like we should have the answers to everything as if we're contractors... Like I'm deadass making minimum wage 🤨

[@nikki2Kayz]

awesome! loved it! lots of laughs! funny dude!😂😁💖

[@kamaljohnson2200]

Is there like an idiocy censor? At 20:50 I heard the question clearly, is Mount Rushmore created by erosion, I just substituted Rushmore with the Grand Canyon at first. I'm thinking because I subconsciously thought there's no way they're talking about the man constructed mountain face.

[@DocteurSnow]

It's interesting, he's been doing comedy for a long time and has been in shows. He's a funny dude, but his act isn't usually clean. So it's neat to see him at Dry Bar.

[@Fizz-Pop]

Interesting. I'm not above crude words but I don't like it when they rely on it for all their jokes.

[@brianbuckley9682]

He's the worst

[@matokaknox971]

I like him a lot. Very matter of fact funny!

[@JC-cm9bn]

Excellent job 👏👍

[@bristlesdigitalmedia3028]

This guy is absolutely hilarious 😂 I literally laughed out loud

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

Dope set

[@jenismart2913]

Hilarious! I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

[@MsGaella]

Sooo funny!🤣😂👏Thank you!

[@stephenrogoff]

Paint, plumbing and service desk. The commercials lie, we are not experts. I dont work there anymore.

[@janeharris6925]

Love this guy!

[@sandratomich9752]

😂 This was great!!

[@lucilletorres5989]

OMG - he is sooooo HILARIOUS!!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard!

[@kellypierce6839]

Great set! 👍 And FYI, I don't mind Monday night dates. There are generally less people around.

[@mznaeture]

Not extremely inactive 😆 hellnawww

[@maryksnyder1155]

I felt like she was basting a turkey!! 🤣 Fitness goal… make a bow that wasn’t sideways! 🤣😂

[@gankenator]

Mike is such a casually hilarious guy. Always feels like one of your friends is just reenacting some great stories.

[@judygavan222]

Instead of steps, I like to get my daily quota of laughter. Mike Gaffney made me laugh a lot. I'm fat & kinda dumb. I really hate when I say something out loud and before anyone replies, I know it was stupid! I've just proven to others, how stupid I can be. I've been to Home Depot, have a wellness program at work & I've made good fitness goals that I know I won't commit to! I have a sweet tooth that I have curbed, but I can't give it up. I love my kids & I can relate to parents who say, "but I don't like them!" I could relate to the things he made fun of & I'm glad I discovered his routine♡

[@JANAE-fi1ju]

Like this guy's humor.

[@ohillbilly]

I think I've met most of the folks he talked about. Even his kids. .... Funny though.

[@realemonful]

I thought he was alright but with your name... well, I can't help but to think that there could be some truth to it lol... Do you think he would like our comments?🤣🤣🤣

[@littlesmith4593]

He was funny all the way through. Awesome job!

[@mardearicks8133]

He's hilarious!!!

[@camrynhernandez5996]

This dude killed me.

[@charlestredway8253]

Painfully TRUE!!!

[@raybin6873]

This guy is good! 😄👍

[@EmberAsh]

Glad to see him on Dry Bar. Congrats! 🎉

[@Missjmakescontent]

I love dry bar but I love how older comedians are always like "you know what young people don't understand? Any sort of physical pain! Hahhhahhhaaaa" Otherwise hilarious but dudes...I tweak my back from sneezing and I'm not even 20

[@SilentlyMoving]

Coke or cold, or flu or covid? That nose running lol

[@user-ey4rc5tu4t]

Get pitted dates, add peanut butter add chocolate. Tastes like peanut butter cups, but you can feel better about it. And fiber.

[@robertlewis6915]

There are also low sugar or sugar free peanut-butter chocolate candies available in the grocery store.

[@living4mylord]

Um, I love what you are describing but no, it doesn't compare to the processed crud of deliciousness aka a Reese's peanut butter cup.

[@cerwelt]

Needed a good laugh, he supplied!

[@dantong75]

Like and share!!

[@Francisco-ig4bz]

I used to work at home depot haha this is so refreshing! This guys is completely relatable

[@kaahele4]

Mike you are awesomely hilarious and absolutely adorable ! Id be honored to date you!!!

[@joshuageiger9452]

You should go to the liberry.

[@kerinohwithatwist]

I call under-achievers doctors strip mall doctors too.

[@pennyb2245]

So so funny. Brilliant! 😂😂❤❤

[@111Phoenix777]

I've been to Home Depot and Lowe's many times over the years and as far as I'm concerned, most of the people there are experts. Still this bit is funny because I can imagine what it would be like for someone like myself to work there.

[@alessandrogambino420]

I heard SUPER SALAD too. 🙈

[@fredleemh]

Thanks DBC

[@maryb4762]

Thanks!

[@willpayne7726]

So funny! Had me crying laughing throughout the whole show.

[@barneycoffman6663]

Excellent!!! LMAO...............

[@youdeservethis]

Wish I were in the audience! He was good! Wish the audience was better.

[@patriciamorgan2501]

He's sooo funny.

[@living4mylord]

The son is NEVER moving out. 😂

[@scottrawlins8165]

This guy is hilarious

[@BloodyClash]

omg....he is just soooooo good

[@mattheweburns]

That’s not home depot, that is Lowe’s

[@melissavancl_2090]

It's 5 in the morning and I'm laughing out loud with tears. He's great.

[@felixcastro5068]

Badass funny dude

[@williamholmstrom6126]

Awesome

[@DomDollx]

I knew he was gonna be good when js saw 1.7k likes and NO DISLIKES!!!

[@davidsaintjohn4248]

Back when we could see those...

[@MAV-xq1ch]

Bergen county!! My people!! 😆

[@barbarapace5826]

Hysterical

[@whydoineedahandle269]

Lol have you been to Lowe’s???

[@robinchopra139]

My kid had a teacher who said "liberry" and insisted the kids say it that way too. I turned the car around and had her removed from that class imediately.

[@ecosmith7852]

You mean the thing that goes on top of the thing? 🤣🤣

[@ckoritko]

Nice set.

[@chemquests]

That’s all kinds of awesome!! Building a set on calling your own kids stupid, brutal

[@living4mylord]

Sometimes we realllllly do ask for it.

[@eastsideterri22]

I know RIGHT my old man is a plumber. We go to HD and if anyone sees he knows what he is doing we get swarmed. What is this how do I do this or that. We juat say hes just learning hahahaha at 67