The People vs Nickelodeon | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@gyroownstheworld]

Damn, I can believe Sween and Chris absorbed Derrick into their bio-mass this episode, truly tragic.

[@Makujah_]

Can't believe Derrick's grandpa was killed in korean war last episode so now he doesn't exist anymore. RiP to the inconceived😔

[@glidiot]

These AI intros are so good, hope they never stop 😂

[@bobrubins8976]

It’s kinda crazy, you can hear the pauses while they wait for Derrick to say something and then you can hear a faint screaming overlayed with ice cream van music.

[@dirtydan5181]

Looks like Derrick got abducted by the Cream Crew

[@andrewmazzarini2742]

Tom, Don, and Hunter, feel free to come on the podcast and defend yourselves

[@kimorayn1733]

Tom got that Casting Couch Pov 2:00:02 Chris refuses to see Brown

[@boxmclout8630]

Derrick died on the way back to his home planet.

[@RossCuth]

12:53 To say that came out of left field is an absolute understatement. I was at my work whilst listening to this episode, and my mouth was left agape when I heard this. Absolutely. Fucking. insane.

[@Owen-zm6sq]

crazy how this episode they were able to have a conversation that stayed mainly on topic and weren't interrupted by homosexual non-sequiturs or random arguments against something innocuous sweeney said

[@seymourpant]

@@xJohnwheatiesxI agree with that, and that he stole his entire schtick from nick Mullen and then did it a hundred times worse, and that his monologues about why being a liberal is awesome are very low IQ, but at least he tried for comedy. Chris and Sweeney literally said “that’s crazy” about the Nickelodeon documentary for the first hour of this episode

[@Buster-McTunder]

“Nothings happening” *the night this gets uploaded a bridge explodes*

[@PepperOnPatty]

Knowing how Josh has been weirdly passive aggressive to Drake in the past, it doesn't surprise me people assume that TikTok is about him.

[@freethemg1]

Idk man I think it's pretty safe to say Dan is a PDF file. Probably a bit of an over simplification but I don't think I'd hesitate to call him that.

[@ChrisRayGun]

Agree. I’m just disappointed after all this time and all these years there’s still no definitive evidence of him doing the thing that he so CLEARLY radiates.

[@irishempire9811]

Joe Rogan is finally getting back to normal

[@kimorayn1733]

Insert *Screaming and Throating the Mic* Clip

[@releasethekraken5039]

When is Chris finally admitting that he pulled an Ethan Klein on us because at this point everybody has already accepted the fact that Chris ditched his main channel for the podcast he does now.

[@SomethingAbout1925]

Just wait for his 2.5 hour long video on the halo tv show

[@kimorayn1733]

@@SomethingAbout1925 I know, I WANT that bad shit bwah. He said props? I want a fully-functional suit masturbation mechanism Display AND Demonstration segment.

[@riskofjay]

I don't blame him, if it's a choice between a more consistent paycheck of doing podcasts or rolling the algorithm dice on a site that's already marked him "undesirable", the former is the obvious choice if you want financial stability. I wouldn't want my livelihood to depend on a site that tries to sabotage me at every turn either.

[@BiPolarUrsus]

Considering that his whole channel was pretty much demonized. Why put in any work on that. 2 weeks of work just to get nothing back, no money. Sure as heck it won't be pushed at all. So no subs. Mite as well be on the podcast train. KZbin has pretty much moved over to disposable, cheap, one time watch content.

[@releasethekraken5039]

@@BiPolarUrsus it's a damn shame because his blend of edited content was funny as hell and podcasts don't appeal to me at all

[@comhaltacht315]

I am a big architecture buff, and while preferences on the way buildings look really is at it's core subjective, my biggest problem with architecture in the modern world is that newer buildings lack identity. There was a time where you could tell the difference between cities based on the way their buildings are designed, their facades, they very much seemed to fit a theme. Where today, cities and towns just go with whatever is currently "the style" and it makes places look like a gross mish-mash of different styles. To the point where if you were plopped into Seattle, New York, or Oslo, you'd be hard pressed to know which is which (until you actually asked someone) Not to get too gay about it but it also shows that back in the day, people were willing to put a lot more effort into the way buildings looked. Nowadays it's just glass, concrete, and steel in various cuboid and trapezoidal shapes.

[@kimorayn1733]

My Penis Skyscraper design will revolutionize the industry (the balls are at the top + Bush is a green wall)

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

I can't believe they shot Derrick into orbit. Wonder if they'll get him back on the next one*.

[@Ronesby]

Sween overclocking all of his mental faculties to maintain his cognitive dissonance on Michael Jackson is delicious 1:03:40

[@nicorobin3691]

crazy to watch Derrick screaming bloody muider while Chris and Sween sat there and laughed.

[@gabrielsilva1337]

Derrick got couch-sniped by us, The Brazilians. De nada, obrigado.

[@BrandonCavallaro26]

Lmao what does that last bit mean?

[@kimorayn1733]

@@BrandonCavallaro26 Gracias. "De Nada" .... I think Thanks/Same To You would seem to fit

[@Fictitious27]

Derricks just molting

[@MrPWAH]

Its hilarious how well Chris and Sween are able to stay on topic, seems like we found the cause of the tangets they usually go on lmao Still like Derrick, but this was an interesting change of pace for an episode, especially the serious and thoughtful convo about Quiet on Set.

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

Whoever mentioned Sukiyaki Western Django i really hope youre reading this because you have EXCELLENT movie taste. insanely underrated film

[@JackedUpEntertainment]

For context on why Ultimate Tenkaichi didn't feel like a Budokai Tenkaichi game is because it wasnt one, in Japanese it was completely seperate from the Sparking series of games it was only when it was brought to the west they decided to market it as part of the series of games to increase sales, so thats why it was so different

[@lunarumbreon7699]

It’s wild how much calmer of a show this is when Derrick isn’t here

[@ChrisTehKiller169]

my emergency alerts arent even on, no amber alerts for me 😂

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

I remember seeing an interview with Elijah Wood from forever ago (like, filming of Lord of the Rings era) where he talked about how much he thought his mom was a helicopter parent when he was a little baby actor, and how he appreciates it so much now as an adult when all the child actors he grew up with are on drugs and shit to cope with being sexually abused. I think it was in a documentary about Corey Haim.

[@Boredman567]

i am on snark tank withdrawal ree it's been 8 days

[@Legitpenguins99]

Really puts Filthy Frank's song "nickelodeon girls" into context

[@thedragonlady6661]

The amount of parents who allow this shit and don’t report it, just reminds us parents are just people who got pregnant. It’s not hard for everyone, there’s no barriers. We socially elevate people just for being parents when it’s literally nothing special and doesn’t make a person any more or less than they were before. I think most kids are accidents and most parents just treat them like that because they didn’t I tend to have them.

[@Shinobifoxx]

When I saw Drake Bell walk out my jaw was on the floor and my heart sank 😞

[@BonnabelFindlay]

Love the new episode of the podcast guys. Coming up when I'm off of work like always

[@than217]

2:11:56 God I'm missing Derrick's RFK Jr. impression in a moment like this.

[@lizurd]

They shoulda used the patreon title

[@TMNTChanged]

You can't leave me hanging like this dude. What was the title??

[@mayomaster1134]

@@TMNTChangedim guessing it was nigalodeon or something

[@KM-pm4vf]

They called it grape and Josh (but the r in grape is uppercase)

[@lizurd]

gRape and Josh

[@phillipjohn4800]

I love seeing the wideview. Chris looks the same and Sweeney fully fills up the screen 💀

[@kimorayn1733]

27:50 Right on, Tom. I don't understand it, I'd work at Arby's before I let something happen to my child in showbiz. But... money and its lifestyles changes weak-willed people, I think. "Flumuxed" - Chris, on this shit

[@Greyzillah]

what the hell is going on it’s been 9 days where did you guys go

[@iankadleck2238]

My fav Spiderman suit is the Big Time green suit. Just so badass. And I do love the Mk1 Spider Armor

[@srgwarcock]

Just the two Hispanics today.

[@kimorayn1733]

Muy Fiesta Homes... No, actually the first hour is not fun at all

[@enjoi0555]

I live in Chicago and it’s so funny how everyone thinks people are just seeing people shot everyday here. Never once seen or encountered anything like that. Are there shootings? Yes. But it’s all in the south side and often time gang related isolated events super late at night not near any public places. It’s an issue but it also like doesn’t affect 99.9% of chicagoans. Theres plenty to do here.

[@Brandilio]

Jack Black's first movie was as a side character on Dead Man Walking, a serious drama about a guy on Death Row.

[@steelgriffin7716]

This just in: Two New Yorkers love Spider-Man.

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:52:27 Nostalgia (for simpler times)

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

the credits are unironically the best part of this show

[@Myriad-Truths]

My favorite two Aryan podcasters

[@kimorayn1733]

"I'm as black as a fuckin Air E. N." - Kendrick Lamar

[@ZeroKitsunei]

Anthropologist in the future only having the Snark Tank be like "Oh this is a lot a pretty useful info. Also this guy Dr.Drew died like 187 times. Wonder if he was a to god them or something?"

[@phillipjohn4800]

5:28 I feel like most of the audience is 18-25 yrs old

[@nathanthenightowl3287]

The best Spider-man suits are the og scarlet spider, superior Spider-man , and the black suit (specifically with the red and blue sheen) you cant change my mind

[@ThatBoiDinky]

the gameplay breakdown by the guy who worked on the game (forgot his name) the deflect takes TWO bars of the ki gauge. you're trading like half your potential power to deflect beams so i think it's pretty well balanced on paper

[@garbanzobean_artz]

2:10:45 As a native Long Islander who KNOWS HOW MUCH LONG ISLAND FUCKING SUCKS, yeah its not an upgrade bud.

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

rest in peace mr black man

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

Their take on architecture I feel is half true, there are still political/ social connotations to architecture being more utilitarian than artistic because of the post-modernist movement, and movements adjacent to its ideology such as Soviet apartment complexes designed to be only utilitarian as well as mind numbing for the sake of totalitarianism. However cost is also a huge contributing factor of it since the materials are cheaper and often times less harmful to the environment than stone/ marble structures

[@schuylerdouglas972]

So glad to get a break from Derrick

[@horrordragon2255]

The worst part for me about the Raimi black suit is that its not black, its grey

[@publican90]

So about the architecture discussion, it’s worth noting that a lot people in the 1800s-1920s hated the buildings being built at the time, there are writings of people saying that those buildings were ugly and soul crushing and that the buildings of the 1600s-1700s were so much better And guess what, there were people in the 1600-1700s that said the same thing about buildings from the 1300s-1500s So while I agree that Chris has point about every building everywhere being the same is dull and boring, it also worth remembering that there exists the mentality especially among conservative minded people of “it’s newer so I hate it”

[@someguy7819]

Any industry with jurisdiction over kids has massive child SA rates.

[@Alex-bi9mk]

21:00 he was guilty of those things with a minor... It wasnt just a case where he cut contact... He groomed her since 12

[@infinite-sadness]

Patreon title would not fly here

[@ThatBoiDinky]

What was it?

[@ArkhamJacks]

​@@ThatBoiDinky gRape and Josh

[@NamelessKing1597]

Central Park Tank.

[@kimorayn1733]

....That's good. Let him cook... Grand Central Tank maybe??? The Brook Crook Tank??? hmm...

[@perote3]

Chris, it's absolutely nothing even close to normal to stop using a notebook for that reason.

[@JaK2882]

Ricky Gervais is great in Afterlife.

[@jacktease27]

12:19 #214 3:21

[@TACKO2D]

great advice

[@beardedswordsman2901]

If Drake was a woman then dan would have been all over that. The only reason why he was so supportive to Drake.

[@RiscuitLancer]

Had to take my ear buds out cause i could hear every breath sween takes

[@rougenarwhal8378]

the puerto rican tank

[@musicf3b]

Has Nickelodeon issued a statement? I feel like they’re just chillin

[@SomethingAbout1925]

Dan Schneider did but I don't think Nick did yet, tf they gonna say anyway other than "sorry your kids got raped"

[@Yumemaru.]

Hell yeah. RFK is a lunatic, no need to look any further.

[@hollowman7168]

Bring back the GBO intro God dammit

[@minterj9916]

I chop a finger off every time akums razors is said in these podcasts currently typing this with my half chub

[@Leo-ig88]

Chris I’m autistic, but the note book thing is wack man

[@birdbonezzz4619]

Delivery could have been better here at 13:01. The pauses were too long.

[@0rcryst]

"There's *no shot* MJ wasn't a p3do", Chris you've been wrong about this before. Calm down.

[@0rcryst]

Yep. Just got further along. Snyder's a menace, but the whole "he just looks like one of those guys" is exactly what you said about ProJared.

[@TheMasterJCL]

Show is amazingly way more watchable without Derrick

[@yowatchie]

Aziz Ansari literally didn’t do anything. He just didn’t happen to read a woman’s mind despite her never vocalizing any problem while they fucked multiple times and watched Seinfeld. You guys gotta brush up on things before to say shit like that.