The Perfect Communist Vehicle

[@AOT_HxH95]

If it’s cramped then it’s not the perfect communist vehicle because Dev can’t fit in it.

[@Miulasowo]

XDDD

[@Error-mn4el]

nah its perfect, no true citizen is fat under communism (party members are above citizens so they dont count), if a mere citizen was fat to the point that they are unable to use a car they should be helped via mandatory unpaid work (since it pays for his health)

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

This reminds me of a creepypasta I was listening to a while ago called "This morning the doors to our apartment were welded shut." It describes this small town with only about 5k people in it, but a large number of the people live in this 5-story tall, 4 tower apartment bloc, and my immediate thought was "What sort of hell-society would waste building a 5-story apartment building for a town of only 5k people?" It turns out the story took place in the USSR. With that I felt satisfied. I also commented how these sorts of tower blocs ended up becoming criminal havens... which was also mentioned later in the story. With stairwell in one of the towers being occupied entirely by Russian mobsters.

[@victoriencharnot555]

That's not just stories. Stairwells in similar buildings in France are known to be the hanging places for delinquants that usually smoke stuff. They're just not Russian. Neither are they French but yt won't like it if I say it as it is.... Probably the same everywhere in western Europe too.

[@victoriencharnot555]

Reminds me of that one part of Top Gear '' Did we find a communist car that we actually like ? *Car stops* -... No. " ( Slightly paraphrased I don't remember the exact quote)

[@multilad816]

What is the Communists' counterpart's perfect vehicle?

[@KoKoKen]

broteam type laugh

[@oatjuice5921]

brote lover detected locking lips

[@pickeljarsforhillary102]

Yugo Tohell