The Perfect Solution to E-Rank Luck

Fate Grand Order Parody - Solution to E-rank Luck

[@ImmaNort]

It worked and Shinji got a Gilgamesh.

[@77Yuki]

Friend Support's Gilgamesh surprisingly.

[@mardshima2070]

He got Gil from friend support.

[@b1ackheartp246]

He even got a black grail CE, or he became one actually

[@poitreizeriheibeilei]

But then he accidentally turned Gil, not kid Gil, into a mana and rare prism. The end.

[@yeetusmcfeetus9337]

@@77Yuki I have u and gil....I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[@forceedge2005]

If Kotomine was real he would probably say the same thing

[@LordOfGilneas]

Damn straight XD

[@joshuakim5240]

Especially considering how he is in Fate: Kaleid. The king of overpriced, crappily made mapo tofu.

[@raxiaefreet7633]

kotomine is ungrateful dude , he got 5star saber but instead wishing 4 a 1 star assasin

[@claudiocozzi4425]

Force Edge 200 He loves to watch people suffer, so yes, he would suggest us to spend all of our money and still don't get a 4 star Servant

[@MrDibara]

@@raxiaefreet7633 Aren't you mistaking him for Kiritsugu? He's the one who rolled a 5* Saber, but wished he had pulled an Assassin, even if a 1* one.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"What's wrong, Shinji-kun?" *Shinji:* "You're so helpless, Shinji-kun." _shunk_

[@yutatata]

"go rob someone"

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

Sehai-kun huh?

[@idkusername5789]

‘Gatcha Roll Kit!’

[@acertainbajiquanloli]

*drops knife*

[@henriquebecker4453]

Must admit, never expected the legendary "Just Some Guy With a Mustache" to ba a Fate fan.

[@thaivuN]

Use your wallet and get some more black keys

[@cobrathb4547]

no it's mapo now lul

[@user-ok1yl3px3b]

black keys were past now, but... there is a new one

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Y e a h

[@roonion1279]

Allot people would pay an arm and a leg for a Gilgamesh... Shinji payed a heart.

[@mayyanna444]

@ro onion damn, boy xD Underrated comment

[@acertainbajiquanloli]

Underrated AF

[@henriquebecker4453]

Unfortunately, it wasn't his heart that he played with. *R.I.P. Ilia*

[@eeelaina5588]

ah yes *PAYED*

[@RYNOROSSFILMS]

DON'T TRUST HIM, SHINJI! Kirei is the reason everything goes wonky in the first place! Were the keys not an obvious sign!?

[@ne0nmancer]

Now we got Mapo Tofu too

[@wiritpollapcharoenporn3168]

Yep...I just beaten to pulp with 40cc of faith in humanity but I believe he would just come back

[@MidianPOfficialytch]

including azoth blades

[@animeturnMMD]

@@MidianPOfficialytch And a lot of fujuki temples. XD

[@FenLupimo]

Kirei??? HA, no

[@doubleoz1]

YOROKOBE SHOUNEN

[@anonnimoose7987]

YOROKOBE MY ASS KIREI

[@nerodeadweightclaudius5422]

@@anonnimoose7987 DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE

[@anonnimoose7987]

Let's see what the punk looks like. ... ... penis bugs. Penis bug magic. I'm stuck with a diseased perverse Master. I'm gonna cut his face off. It's gonna come off.

[@Birwi]

YOROKOBE SHOUJO!

[@thereseavanastrea4662]

Kimi no negai wa yoyaku kanatta

[@Spiralem]

He just need a dose of Unlimited Budget Works

[@happy2920]

I am crying tears of blood it pains me that I relate to shinji damn my E-rank Luck

[@SEIBALTER]

Happy29 5 multi summons no 5 stars. My best unit is Saber lili :(

[@KelvieXXI]

Lik if u cri evytim. I have 4 Jing Ke's

[@MrDragonball2000]

Happy29 D-Rank luck here, edging on E. I got Siegfied, but ourside that just Lily and the two free 4 stars (one from the facebook reward)

[@shutup1037]

It seems that my luck is C or C+ then.

[@jotrashjoestar9216]

Happy29 EX+++ with 3 5 stars in one roll (Karna, Nightingale and Francis Drake)

[@yoekt]

What makes this hilarious is that I can 100% believe that Shinji and Kotomine would have this conversation

[@jamessmith2979]

FRIEND MAKER

[@MrDibara]

.............................. huh? *_Show him who's boss._*

[@dapperparraper860]

Thanks grail Kun

[@DarkpaladinEXE]

I really thought he was going to say "Git Gud".

[@aname4141]

Henry Rosencruz I thought he was going to say “Reroll”

[@MyVanir]

FGO is p2w so using the wallet IS gitting gud. /s for the humorless morons who cannot see sarcasm for what it is.

[@RePhantomz]

Remmember Shinji Servant in Fate extra is Drake..... lol

[@NekoSoren]

That was the Shinji who used his wallet

[@user-oj7mj1zg5p]

RePhantomz Well yeah but ironically in Extra, Drake was a crappy Servant. Even Robin Hood gave a better fight than her :P

[@MrDragonball2000]

Fate Extra Shinji is a kid, higher luck state maybe lol? Then again... He died pretty rough.

[@heavenlydragon203]

RePhantomz well he probably bought an account

[@enumaelish9193]

Shinji is a hacker in Extra. He messed with the game and RNGesus killed him for it.

[@raxiaefreet7633]

"Your story is juz one as many"

[@watson25]

I hate to break it to you, but quotes don't really have the same effect when you're paraphrasing or misquoting.

[@raxiaefreet7633]

Watson Young that's what i meant!

[@SerendipitousProvidence]

@@raxiaefreet7633 When you try to act cryptic and sage like but misquote and get bashed by someone only to attempt to be even more sage like but fail in an even more epic manner.

[@anxiousearth680]

@@SerendipitousProvidence Doesn't matter. No need to pick on someone for such a small thing.

[@SerendipitousProvidence]

@@anxiousearth680 It was pretty funny though, like " that's what I meant! ", like lol what is even up with that reply.

[@thatguy12827]

I like how everytime he breathes, his quartz reduce

[@alterrrstrife3203]

U know this old when quartz are decreasing in multiples of 4

[@ThisHandleSystemCanGetNicked]

Kotomine has the best voice.

[@sumrandomweeb5283]

Can't believe this was 4 years ago

[@SirePuns]

I was gonna bitch about how I couldn't get Nero from story summon and instead got Arturia, but you know..... I think I'll need to hold Arturia close to me heart and thank her every night for even appearing from a summon -__-

[@FieryMeltman]

That's the correct attitude. Don't be like those elitist assholes who call three star and below trash. When I learned to act this way, the game gave me three five stars.

[@marcelocapeljunior3579]

Who dares to call the Savior of France trash ? I shall have their heads.

[@gwaponess4410]

What if I tell you... I got nero. on my first 10 pull that isnt tutorial? and... AND I Sold her

[@marcelocapeljunior3579]

gwapo ness+ I would say this: "The Starting Penalty is Five".

[@megamanXtrigger]

gwapo ness I...I.. Don't know what to say. May Kirei always spook you ._.

[@Sutobuto]

Kirei's new ad for his Black Keys

[@mas_yaris]

don't do it. the result will be same

[@sera-ch]

Well, those Black Keys and Mapo Tofus aren't gonna buy themselves.

[@misterturkturkle]

Remember kids Everytime you go whaling The anime looks better

[@VivianKurayami]

I got Angra Mainyu twice within six hours and hadn't been playing the game for more than a month. Then I got him a third time a while ago. I have yet to pull a 5 Star outside of a GSSR banner... I'm not sure if I have EX luck or a cursed form of it.

[@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636]

F-Luck

[@henriquebecker4453]

Since Angra is literally designed to be the worse servant in the game you're most likely as lucky as a guy who got strike by lightning thrice during a sunny day.

[@supersardine6885]

@@henriquebecker4453 lanca ga shinda!

[@zonerecxcross]

Shinji: 5-Star In one Pull?! Me who got Gilgamesh in One Pull: 😏

[@damanrando7608]

Gettin that advice is a good way of getting a few grand worth of Black keys and False Attendant's writings...

[@dreadwyrm2067]

I can relate with shinji....

[@akuto9485]

"Your story is just one of many"

[@Mythriaz]

lol i got like a few rolls with jeanne, altoria, gilgamesh etc(with a bunch of other waifus). saved their codes. took gilgamesh and proceeded to give out the other codes to my friends who weren't satisfied with their rolls. all in the span of...15? rerolls. Glad they never had to grovel to Kirei.

[@officialdeath278]

This is ironically exactly what a real life Kirei Kotomine would say.

[@user-di6lo7uf4q]

ワカメちゃん、はぁ、 味噌汁に入れんぞ！

[@maracabo1176]

My Luck: Get King Hassan with 90 quartz Not Get Ereshkigal with 360 quartz Get four 4 Stars in a ten roll in the story gacha What is wrong with that ? In a moment i am a Ex-Luck and in the other i am a E-Luck

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

Kek kek so loud it reverbs on the distant mountains under the descending moon on an autum noon. Kek till my liver burst.

[@wondersight2337]

1:00 Two Enkidu, one Gilgamesh Caster... I have B++ luck

[@FINALPRECURE]

Yorokobe shounen! Go to rolling where you found rare pokemon then 5 stars servants will be your.

[@shijo7511]

the subtitle fit in so perfectly.

[@Raptor_Ren]

Advice for E-Rank luck: A. Build a summoning shrine. B. If you whale, Buy the day BEFORE you’re going to roll. The first is because there are some studies that indicate a persons mindset might affect random number generators. The shrine just seems to put you in a hopeful mindset. The second is because like gambling machines, the Gacha is meant to make you want to continue playing and spending. I’ve found they grant me a little extra luck if I buy the day before, probably because the system assumes I REALLY want that servant the next day, and grants me at least one of the banner servants so I won’t quit.

[@MisoraRyuu0921]

Please, please oh please make more of these.

[@Wheresmydragon]

My response immediately after the use your wallet line would absolutely be "HERESY!"

[@odin3612]

At first I got angry that I can't get any golds but I'm now liking my mostly silver team with Heracles as my only gold, it may be difficult sometimes but I can always persevere with the right strategy.

[@Sutobuto]

put hassan and kojiro in your team, then ultra overkill

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

Sutorimu Hassan, Cu, and Kojiro is an overkill. I prefer having my medea do the job for my deadly tendencies of using Cu for solos.

[@heavenlydragon203]

xDoodlebob8 some cannot even get that

[@clarence738]

Nice job. Looking forward to more! :D

[@Ayahime0]

And that is exactly what I did when I first got my credit card. Don't have to tell me twice, Kirei.

[@tatarsauce6314]

TL;DR “Just whel”

[@ygnatiz6287]

POV: You lost on the Castoria banner.

[@roystonng7205]

I guess Shinji would hate me a lot cuz just now got Ozymandius and berserker Cu Chulainn with 2 summon tickets

[@LyGon-pw5mt]

Royston Ng Lol same I also got Ozymandias with a summon ticket from story banner.

[@Shine-zg4gg]

Rejoice boy! Now u can whale much as you want!

[@fawkes6352]

It's so weird seeing 4 Quartz to a roll. But it won't be missed.

[@thecasul1524]

0:35 I'm going to leave this here to hear it on loop... (Masaka!)

[@kirant]

As a new player, I’m questioning if 4 star servants even exist, let alone 5 stars. Outside the one you get in the prologue and the free one from the anime campaign, I have only summoned a single 4 star. Lots of 4 star CEs, but 150 Prisms gave me a single Marie Antoinette servant wise.

[@FieryMeltman]

Do yourself a favor and get out while you still haven't invested into the game very much. The only redeeming feature of this game is the story, though even then it's spread few and far between. Just watch the interesting parts online.

[@77Yuki]

The subtitle fit perfectly with their reaction wth..

[@KHMDarkness]

Why must you do this...? Why must you make me relate to Shinji...?

[@_sunnyskies1742]

I already had some sort of A-B Rank luck, because of my Ozy and my Medb and a hell lot of four star servants. oof

[@Flintiz101]

Level 103 here, been playing F/GO since November 15th of last year. I’ve accumulated eight four stars and two five stars (Enkidu and Nightingale) over the time I’ve been playing. Pretty sure that’s probably less than average luck. But I do have a lot of five star CEs (at least ten), I seem to get one nearly every roll I do. So I’d say I have C- luck.

[@user-ok1yl3px3b]

5 stars Craft Essence just 10? wow not to mention it isn't MLB?

[@yakero1875]

Must... Resist... stupidity impulse!!!!

[@cristobalarminanibarra6890]

No, you see, you just have to be thinking that you don't want to roll a 5 star

[@triggeredmyself2630]

I thought was going to say yorokobe shounen a the end which makes sense because shinji needs to YOROKOBE SHOUNEN

[@hungerxhunger2548]

This is so good

[@newuser13able]

Rin: That's hell you're walking into

[@aver6892]

Laughs in b rank luck

[@badatnames333]

This explains both Tokiomi summoning Gilgamesh and where all the Tousaka funds went

[@ZetsubouGintama]

All you need is rank c golden rule. Aka credit card and investment fund.

[@flummoxium]

I pulled Morgan two days ago and yesterday I randomly pulled Anastasia and Xuanzang. (Also Da Vinci 2 weeks ago) I probably wasted most of this year's luck.

[@juliusbelmont8094]

am i only one who would happy with 1-3star servants like kiyohime andersen hector robin hood etc...

[@Shou_22]

i gave up having any 5* or 4* and settle for my cadalbolg guy, medea, loli archer goddess, lancer Cu and loli berserker...

[@juliusbelmont8094]

i was trying to roll cu but i only got two different alters(lancer & saber)...

[@Shou_22]

+fire emblem player Sampo oh i want busty alter saber too...

[@juliusbelmont8094]

+jazethpogi22 just expect the unexpectable and it happens(seriously i was expecting my daily dose of CEs).

[@laareesbruh9207]

I got a 4 star servant

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

I once got 3 5-stars in the same roll. They were all CEs, out of 6. End my suffering.

[@Purulixir]

Kirei was the dev all along.

[@JohnJohnson-ev9qn]

i got vlad iii third day playing, didnt even realizze five stars were rare until i saw the summon info

[@ikta8872]

And here I expected this to be a real possible solution

[@BlackTemplar6th]

HERESY *BLAMMING FUCKING INTENSIFIES*

[@ilosttehlegs4517]

F O O L I just had to restart all over again! My first acc was cursed from the beginning!

[@horence2360]

Kotomine kirei will only give you black key gates

[@undercoverlesbi]

E-ranks are crying right now

[@anonofDeath]

Your luck is E rank when the rate you get a 5 star is 1%, but your rate is half of that or even less. I can relate sadly :(

[@MichaelR0aTran]

i've got muramasa curse after i get him np3 and never get ssr servants after that until now

[@jotrashjoestar9216]

I got karna, nightingale and drake in one roll. Do I qualify for EX luck

[@FieryMeltman]

Jotrash Joestar Welcome to the club.

[@naehalmulazim]

Wow that is insanity...

[@0sanitydokutah382]

Your lucky bastard

[@neko4069]

Well umm I got enkidu and gil in one day,counts?

[@Living_Legacy]

Nah you got EX BSing skill

[@jasonstricklin2602]

My luck back in February of this year was more like A+ rank now it's may And my luck has been more like D rank On the edge of E rank but I've had some decent 5* craft essence's pulls just no kscopes but I did get a 2030 and a black Grail Wish instead of craft essence's they were 5* or hell I'd even settle for 4* servants When the paid banners come I hope I got some money then to roll I need a good 5* caster Also a good 5* lancer Same with a good 5* rider I have only ever been able to do singles I did a multi recently after getting my 100 day sign in I've been playing on the na server No event ce's not even any servants I'm still hella salty I got 8 quartz right now going to be saving probably till the Prisma cor event comes try to roll for iliya and get a free kuro

[@FallenHalfWingedWolf]

They say that the best way is to one roll them

[@dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub]

Well erm... I never won 5 stars servants in 10 ro- actually I do... I got nightless of the caster but didn't bother or care about it Most one pull I get is Artoria and Zhuge Liang

[@johnnywu8708]

Summary of F/GO. Waifu->wallet, but in case anyone was wondering, if you've only spent 40 tickets, or spent 120 stones/saint quartz and got nothing, then that's only a 0.4% chance of a 5* servant appearing (1/100=x/40, x=0.4->0.4%), statistically speaking. You would need to spend 300 stones/saint quartz (100 summons, 1/100=1% per 5* servant) in order to be "guaranteed" a 5* servant, assuming that the percentages aren't lying. If you do the 10x summons, then it'd be a little higher than 1% per 5*, since you're guaranteed some stuff. I'm too lazy to do the rest of the math.

[@alexanderfailoni1716]

Johnny Wu Doesn't include whatever formula it is for paid quartz though. Idk how much it effects but it does have a higher success rate.

[@johnnywu8708]

I doubt paid quartz have a higher success rate. To put things in a very blunt way, why give mercy to cashers when you can milk out more money from them? The only thing I've seen where paid quartz get an advantage are those paid quartz limited banners. Otherwise, paid quartz and free quartz don't make a difference in my opinion.

[@alexanderfailoni1716]

Johnny Wu Probably wouldn't separate them if that was the case. But maybe that's just hope.

[@johnnywu8708]

About that, F/GO isn't the only one that does that actually. Some gacha games in Japan on purposely do this, so they can hold those paid quartz gacha to earn some pocket money. They separate them just tell you the amount you can spend with free quartz and paid quartz. In the end, you just got to hope for luck, or become a reroller.

[@alexanderfailoni1716]

Johnny Wu Interesting. Thankfully I'm at least a B rank Luck.

[@HadeaRin]

....... Well, I would get Servants when I don't bother with them so maybe it would be B Luck....

[@Drezdenez]

In Fate:Heavens Feel Kirei will protect Grail to see EA born in the world. All evil of this world - Electonic Arts was summoned during 3rd war, now it waits to swallow all content of this world and sell it as dlc

[@misstrashtaker6787]

I wont roll until the Prisma Illya Event happen so Im safe for now

[@joeysilva8567]

You ever just get MHX Alter in four tickets to flex on people who pay hundreds of dollars to not get her

[@ParkaMontt]

DW as Kotomine

[@MaxShinBowl]

Hugs Jeanne closer

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

So when we use our wallets enough Gilgamesh turns us into whales

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

Meanwhile I just have A rank luck..... I’m the in between

[@HaxeRain]

That'd be B rank luck, A rank is already good enough

[@altadeam]

shirou did get 5* from that war... from fgo perspective

[@altadeam]

So here all E luck rank gather.... That's mean me too...

[@jamesjoshualangot1111]

Modern Problem Required Modern Solution

[@suwupreme2101]

No wonder the game could define whether u r using bought saint quartz or free ones

[@z3st_35]

thx kotomine for the advice. i got my first 5* LOL

[@NegativeNanase]

Without whales, we wouldnt have arcade, demonic front babylonia episodes, or the camelot movie. Shinji doing good for once

[@FieryMeltman]

Fate was already super popular before FGO. FGO pretty much killed off the entire Nasuverse outside of Fate, and even then new Fate spinoffs are being released slower and slower since they're just not necessary anymore. Why write a new Fate story if FGO already rakes in so much cash for so little effort?

[@nekoluxuria7721]

I have E rank luck too. all I want is tristan and all I got from my last roll was 3 bargheists and morgan.

[@z3st_35]

Kotomine you lied to me!!!1!

[@sleepingun5021]

yep that's(Shinji) me when I'm playing Fgo

[@hoardajam5619]

I'm gonna go to my mom's room now.

[@edwardmass4466]

Temptation...

[@simonhailom2477]

He was so shocked by his golden welfare servant it felt like his heart had jumped into his stomach. It wasn't his heart he was feeling, though.

[@GnosisZX]

Got Archer gil recently I jumped for joy but something tells me artoria will never come to my Chaldea now

[@grimshock6983]

Yorokobe shounen