The Persian Bachelorette

[@zg1000dru1]

As an American married to a Persian woman, this is hilarious. The up and down look, the way the older Persian guy bails as soon as he see it's Persian Bachelorette. So very well done. The mom comes with her son. First time I ever went out with my wife for dinner, I expected it to be me and her. It was...me and her...and her two sisters, their boyfriends, and her two nieces. Beautiful, kind, generous people...but, like so many of the finer things...it's an acquired taste. Love your work Tara.

[@irmamag8459]

“Micheal B Jordan” Her: “ahhh baskeetball” I lost it

[@Maryamrockify]

🤣

[@MikeyDarwish]

Me too

[@afgpielover]

"She find husband, she don't sour" honestly took me a second lmao

[@zhouwu]

I still don't get it. I get the first part. What is the second part about sour?

[@afgpielover]

@@zhouwu in farsi when they say they sour they are expired or have gone bad.

[@zhouwu]

@@afgpielover Oh! Thank you!

[@msteriousone8015]

@@zhouwu traditionally persians refer to women who never got married as "she went sour" like pickled veggies or expired products. It's very offensive actually.

[@zhouwu]

@@msteriousone8015 I agree. That's not very nice!

[@susuqu8595]

You've got to speak Farsi to appreciate and understand the humor in this video. Super funny, job well done 👏🤣

[@IamJacksColon4]

and an understanding of how persian culture works.

[@IamJacksColon4]

@@bobsvagene3021 yep that's the whole point. that's why its funny..

[@zahraamin5436]

I’m not Persian and I think it’s hilarious

[@liamhamilton8497]

Why some words similar to my local language!? Like salam..bali..afferin

[@IamJacksColon4]

@@liamhamilton8497 what language is that?

[@sarakhayami999]

The acting was on point, the characters well chosen and the jokes never disappointed me!!!! AWESOME SKETCH!!!! Watched it at least 20 times !

[@mostafaemami4346]

چه زررری میزنی

[@sarakhayami999]

?,?, it’s Satire not the universal truth

[@shahramm.rezaei2873]

Well, it's good... But 20 times?!

[@paulinehaghbin482]

when you 're persian, every sentence is magic 😂😂😂

[@kparsa1]

This very much made my day!!!!

[@donia3443]

The mom peeling the apple 😂😂😂 mordaaam

[@rahmonafaridian9982]

While pointing the sharp end of the knife at him. So on point!!

[@vahannalbandian8338]

I’m choking why is this so true

[@ms_cy25]

And feeding it to him. I'm dead.😂

[@matthew-m]

vaghan morde shodam vaghty oono didam LOL

[@RA-gg4pj]

Lol when he called her Arab. Thats every persian persons reaction😂😂😂

[@Nour-yb3ji]

R A I am an arab girl and if someone thought that i am persian i will never be offended because we are all middle easterners the woman in the video is very racist

[@Arbnvbe]

Nuru arabs does not equal middle eastern. I’m Arab and I’m not middle eastern

[@MiddleEasternGuy]

Nuru Lol first of all it’s a comedy skit. It’s to be taken lightly and is a fairly accurate (albeit exaggerated a bit here for comedic effect) portrayal of a typical Persian’s reaction to being called/mistaken for Arab. It’s not so much about as disliking them than it is the fact to be mistaken *as being* them. Identity is a point of pride in Iranian culture. Secondly, it’s not fair to say an Arab is a Persian or a Persian an Arab. Yes, they can be from the same geographic area, but the Middle East itself is arguably perhaps even more diverse than Europe in terms of ethnic makeup. Does racism exist in Persian communities? Certainly. Does it exist in Arab communities? Absolutely. That does not mean the majority hold feelings of ill will toward the other.

[@Aylin79]

@@Nour-yb3ji Hi dear, I also origin from Iran as part of middle-east. Please don't take offence of what this girl said as it relates to historical tensions between Persia and Arab speaking nations over centuries. Iranians think the reason of ancient Persian civillization downgrading is Arab tribes attacking Persia (not fully based on truth) which shouldn't be apppied in social interactions, but unfortunately some Iranian people are used to such a negative attitude.

[@rayanzelms9453]

Not my reaction no bad blood with Arab brothers and sisters. regards.

[@sherzadharris5320]

I love Persians, i am very blessed to be kurdish as Persia has always been a massive influencer to our culture. From kurdistan we love you iran and its people❤️ doosat daram iran

[@betoche3500]

One culture 🤞

[@nargs4699]

Love you more

[@Mohsen3372]

Where is kurdistan ? Iran iraq turkey ?

[@hemnqadr2372]

@@Mohsen3372 and Syria 0:)

[@SI-fv7gc]

Kurds are Iranians, regardless of where they live

[@LK-vt2it]

“I’m an independent woman” Host: “Congratulationsssss” Me: Dead 😂😭😂😂🤣🙌🏽👍🏽

[@Laurence0227]

The Sun Hidden Under the Clouds Why is it that funny

[@LK-vt2it]

Laurence0227 the context is funny. He said that to say “Good for you” pretty much. He’s being sarcastic. I guess for us who are more familiar with Persian/other cultures z more funny

[@jclyntoledo]

@@LK-vt2it probably because I'm lost 😂😂😂

[@RoxieEE]

"Oh, is this Persian Bachelorette? Hosele daaree? Veleshkon." God, I died.

[@RoxieEE]

@Victoria Nageily , I'd wanted to reply to Spetsnaz Kitten, before, that people who don't speak farsi are really missing out, there, 'cause the translation doesn't begin to do it justice - as you're now proving. I'd translate the, "Oh-ho, hosele daaree? Veleshkon," as, "Yeah, like you have the patience and energy for this? Forget it." A reference to high maintenance, Persian women. (We don't mind being called high maintenance. We know we're worth the maintenance.)

[@issouquintero776]

Yāroo dar raft ahahaha 😂🤣

[@ocmentalist]

Hilarious

[@dr.afrouzdemeri4363]

More please. This was the funniest thing I've ever seen! On the floor!

[@hermessanhao]

Best part is the English guy who calls her an Arab. And she responds by mistaking him for an American.

[@Oraaaaaaaaaa1298]

This was so so good ! Felt like a fresh breeze in with cultural comedies !!!

[@proeuropean5703]

Ranah Mousavi Exactly , to irooni hastid ?

[@MikeEsfahani]

I can’t get over the level of detail and nuance in this skit. The fact that as the mom is presenting her son, it’s playing Shamaizadeh’s “Ye Dokhtar Daram”-a song about how nobody is worthy of his daughter-is incredible!

[@benbankss]

The girls gushing over Andy is so accurate.

[@sinaa8162]

"SHE FINDS HUSBAND SHE DON'T SOUR" Thats my new slogan

[@camoesaoyza9041]

Can one of y'all explain this joke?

[@FarsiWizardPlus]

@@camoesaoyza9041 we refer to women who are spinsters as "soured" (like pickles, staying too long in sour vinegar), so she is playing with that word.

[@camoesaoyza9041]

@@FarsiWizardPlus oh dang... thank you.

[@FarsiWizardPlus]

@@camoesaoyza9041 You're welcome :)

[@jaskatpon1]

Farsi Wizard Aren’t you the one who teaches Farsi on KZbin?

[@missamsterdam5064]

I watched over 50 times, still can’t get enough Off it... I hope they make more videos like this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nosayy]

This was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣 She acted so well her expressions and comments made this sketch more fun!

[@km.scrivo]

I am studying Farsi so I’m watching this to learn but I am laughing way too hard 😂😂😂

[@ghazalafzal7918]

You're studying Farsi? How cool is that?

[@km.scrivo]

Ghazal Afzal I am, yes 😂 and it’s amazing, I love the language, أيًا شما فارسي صحبت مى كنيد؟

[@kln.b5631]

Kent McLeod Good for you mate! Good luck! موفق باشی

[@Luxitube]

@@km.scrivo بله شاید غزل هم فارسی صحبت کند. .و خیلی خوب است که بتوانی شعر های فارسی را بخوانی و لذت ببری کنت

[@arielthequeen890]

Yes, me too! It is nice to see how much of the Persian I am understanding correctly, and trying to read the Persian captions during the English parts.

[@dostonkodirov8117]

Yo you guys really need to do another one! This is too funny, I've been watching it over and over. It's so Persian.

[@365er]

This is brilliant comedy compared to what most Iranians produce, excellent work! I hope you guys turn this into a mini series

[@bitajalalian1659]

When Andy showed up I was SHOOK 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Laurence0227]

Emily j I know Ebi, who is Andy?

[@ArthaxtaDaVince777]

@@Laurence0227 Famous Armenian-Iranian singer.

[@Laurence0227]

Narekaci Shahbazyan What’s his full name

[@ArthaxtaDaVince777]

@@Laurence0227 Andranik Madadian

[@Laurence0227]

Narekaci Shahbazyan What’s that song he sing at the end? Btw Is Andy a good singer?

[@BITAsKITCHEN]

What a privilege to be able to cook for you Manijeh Joon, even though you broke my heart by trashing my food 😂🤣😂🤣

[@ninasaroian8403]

You are very beautiful and successful woman, my congratulations! I hope one day i will be guest on your kitchen

[@BITAsKITCHEN]

@@ninasaroian8403 Thanks for your kind words! I hope to host you one day, too!

[@jaskatpon1]

This is too funny! 😂 So many good jokes and dialogues. Very relatable to Indian culture. Mersi for the video. Dametoon garm. Cheers from India!

[@samiraknight4195]

OMG! Tehran in this makes it classic. He is not only fluent in Farsi, but literately speaks at a college level. Man the shit people think they are talking behind his back that he hears. I love this. I wish they added K-von to this as well, having a white persian boy. I just explained to one of my friends about calling us Arab! Hahah

[@a-m-vgangsta5787]

Show this video to your friend kzbin.info/www/bejne/anfCYYlppMSXY8U

[@Jessica-it8kl]

Please make more episodes 😢😢😢i was laughing so hard 😂😂 Best Video Ever 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@SabaStrange]

This is AMAZING! Literally one of the funniest videos I've seen :)

[@royaxx3768]

So happy to see someone from my country on this platform ... keep it up ❤️❤️❤️😍🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

[@DJBorhanToronto]

Amazing!! Professionally done and very funny!

[@tinash7869]

,,oh this is persian bachelorette? Oh oh velesh kon hosele dari'' 😅😅😅

[@mahyaghofrani7902]

yani asan man een ro shenidam mordam 🤣🤣🤣

[@30cheomu]

@@mahyaghofrani7902 no

[@roses9968]

Y’a that’s my uncle

[@Laurence0227]

How do you say that I want to learn this phrase XD

[@sarazrf2847]

More of it please!! 😂😂😻 Much love from Germany🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@JMJM-vj3rt]

Lese und sehe den Kommentar von dir :D aus welcher Stadt biste

[@mikasithearmy3737]

Sara Zrf oh danke😂♥️bin perserin aber lebe in Deutschland🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@milaadf]

70th time watching this and still love it! Pure gold

[@bilzard_2022]

Only this part"khalat ammate"😂😂✌🏼

[@Laurence0227]

zar dash Can you explain

[@bilzard_2022]

@@Laurence0227" amma" which means aunt in Farsi is a common joke and kind of curse between Iranians(why!:it's a long story). so she said "khalat"(mother's sister) amma'te:that means your sweet aunti is your aunt(as a curse),you know it's hard to exactly explain it cause it's being used only in Iran and between Iranians. By the way hope you get the point :/

[@jaskatpon1]

zar dash I thought Ammi means aunt in Farsi?

[@sarinael1691]

@@jaskatpon1 yes but Iranians differentiate between the sister of your mom and the sister of your dad, the sister of your mom is called 'khale' and the sister of your dad is called 'amme'

[@jaskatpon1]

Sarina El Ah got it. Appreciate your reply. Mersi va dametoon garm!

[@shirinsshow1215]

I laughed all the way! So much typically persian in this video. Very good done!! :)

[@peashigirl]

I have watched this clip at least 10 times and I still laugh out loud! Every line is hilarious (if you speak Farsi). Perfect cast!

[@Princesswitch]

It was the funniest video so far i have seen, recently. Well done everyone

[@farzanehhonarbakhsh3040]

This video cracks me up every single time! Acting as Manijeh suits you very much. I’m sure it will be a successful character played by you alongside your friend Negin. Good Luck

[@foodtestingstrips]

Black guy here (Canadian) and I have a Persian Boyfriend. My boyfriend is exactly like Manijah!!!! This was so true about us...lol...except I came back to him! And we lived happily ever after... :)

[@jeffgreen2194]

gayy

[@damon.mp4]

omg I’m crying 😂😂😂 “that was michael b jordan” 💀💀💀 #deceased

[@belladep6648]

😂😂😂

[@30cheomu]

She answered: oh the basketball player. But he is small.

[@gus..611]

I came here to learn Farsi and I’m laughing a lot as well 🤣

[@spicyhotsauce13]

Truly a masterpiece! So funny and true to our Persian character!

[@belladep6648]

👌

[@armanhosseini3819]

You mean the character of a Few More or less Rich iranians who live in usa. But its funny

[@markwiens32]

You mean the character of gold diggers.

[@khadijaguseynova8025]

We need more episodes! So good ❤️

[@Elmira-s4w]

The best i've seen lmao, love it. It's very spot on. The acting kills me lol

[@betsybetsy9996]

These ladies are so funny. You make me miss my friends every time I see this.

[@missg021]

Tara joon, the writing is exceptionally well done! Great job to you & Shayan for such creative writing. Every detail was well thought out. The carpet on the grass, during the rose/tea ceremony 😂😂😂! You're such a talented lioness. Wishing you and your team so much more success. Thank you for bringing joy into our lives.

[@NinaInfinity]

This was one of the funniest videos I have watched in a LONG time. I subd to your channel cause of it. Hilarious! Nicely done.

[@eliftr06]

This is so funny, I'm glad that I have come across this video! Love from Turkey 😊

[@BARKAT06]

I laugh everytime when i hear there english accent... BTW i was in *iran* Aug 15 2019. Best place , nice people with great hospitality

[@Laurence0227]

Yeah! What she called “Aemehrician” was actually an English man lol

[@shivawilson4786]

I’ve watched this five times. Bless you for bringing this much joy to my life. The translator friend makes this a perfect comedy duo. 😍

[@eleonora2749]

I love the way Iranians speak Persian..

[@jameskaftar5903]

Persian is actually closer related to english than Arabic lol, but both languages have shared words, but are totally unrelated.

[@hbluemole6941]

Yeah traffic means the same in persian

[@marmary5555]

@@hbluemole6941 What is your point? You sound like a bitter Arab.

[@hbluemole6941]

@@marmary5555 my point was proofing his point and adding information to the conversation like a normal person. What is the point of your comment and what Arab speaks Persian?

[@taherehmirjamali1339]

Clearly you don't speak Persian then 🙄😳

[@lets_wrapitup]

@Вхламинго actually Afro asiatic is related to eurasiatic

[@LadyGothGaming]

I’ve watched this 4 times already and I’m literally laughing in tears. Love it

[@renpatman]

No, that's Michael B Jordan🤣. Girl where have you been. This is precious 🤣🤣🤣

[@CHopeBerlin]

Omg that was hilarious! Finally some good persian comedy on KZbin 😍

[@freetheworld25]

I needed to come back to this

[@DJSherinee]

This was so fun :D love it !! and when Andy came out OMG I was :O, love it :D next time I want to see Moein :P

[@soroorsanaei6004]

I loveeeeeed it. Hopefully they can make a whole episodee ❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 lots a support and loooove ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@SinaRan301]

The accuracy is on point

[@Georgia_8girrrl3]

Omgosh the part that she said “khalat?!!! AMMAT KHALATE”🤣🤣🤣

[@BySamWithLove]

Please make more of these!! Sooo good.

[@slickchick8292]

I cannot handle these videos. This is hilarious. My family thinks I’m insane because I’m laughing so loudly while watching your videos!!!

[@padeshahhamid1576]

it was so fun,i was literally choked on the floor laughing😂😂

[@persianchick1]

OMG @taragrammy you HAVE to make more like this! I’ve watched this SO many times and laughed every time! HILARIOUS!!

[@persianking1986]

OMG ....this was hilarious, please make more persian bachelorette

[@mariocontreras2574]

Not gonna lie I’m learning the Farsi this way. And my in laws are loving it 😊

[@shiba1442]

“Oh is this Persian bachelorette? Oh hosele dari velesh kn” 😂😂😂

[@issouquintero776]

😂🤣

[@lilimolinausa]

OMG!!! About time khahar, brilliant!!

[@rostamdamavandi7187]

Lol this was hilarious and really well done!!

[@capt.dunhappy236]

You guys are fantastic and that also goes for your show remarkable keep making contents I would love to support you from South Korea !!!

[@sarah_shawyon]

I AM DEAD 😂😂😂 this was amazing!

[@shameranyousif5997]

Absolutely loved this from beginning to end! So funny...so nicely done! From accent to fashion. So funny, I saved it to my favorite videos. And I LOVE, LOVE Andy! Great job! 👍❤👏🏼👏🏾👏🏻👏🤣😅

[@FREDOTTI]

One more chance plz? Maybe? I will bring more flowers hahaha

[@arnelabih1845]

Fredotti 😂😂😂this made me laugh.

[@Desiree82]

Khoshtipi ha!

[@Mila-Nova]

😂😂😂

[@Laurence0227]

“Good luck guys!”

[@drewisours]

Bring a whole bouquet 💐

[@bellab6486]

HAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious! And the mother with the apple, Im crying laughing😂

[@neslihanyildirim308]

i laughed so much😂😂😂 greetings from turkey 🇹🇷❤️

[@pennykarabidian8138]

Love the part that she was offended and misidentified for and Arab girl. The west world does know that Iranians are persians not arabs

[@queenonika4015]

@@bobsvagene3021 afghans aren't persian. We speak the Persian language but we are another race completely

[@HistoricGems]

@@queenonika4015 Tajiks from Afghanistan are persian

[@queenonika4015]

@@HistoricGems if they're bloodline has been living in Afghanistan for a long time, they're not persian, because they would have been mixed with other afghan ethnicities, most commonly pashtun people. Tajiks are no longer pure blooded. Just like hazaras. They're no longer "mongolian" because that percentage of their DNA died off a long time ago.

[@queenonika4015]

@@bobsvagene3021 40% where tf GIS you even get that from i. How does that even make sense 🤣.

[@HistoricGems]

@@queenonika4015 well duh no race is pure blooded, we are all mixed even Persians from Iran are mixed. Doesn't mean that they are not persian.

[@elizaash118]

Hahah the Arabic part killed me and the cooking 😂😂

[@DRofYouTube]

It’a even funnier if you don’t have to depend on the captions, as a Persian person myself I understood the actual language and boy it was funny

[@user-mz1wy6de6i]

I NEED MORE OF THIS RN

[@j.g.t7006]

OMG this is soooooo funny 😂😂😂😂 Andy you're the best 🇦🇲 Love from San Diego,CA

[@avaesfandiari3898]

Oh my god I’m laughing so hard Btw I love you Maz Jobrani. I always watch your videos with my brother👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@darya0520]

That was genuinely entertaining! Well done ! Kheili khandidam

[@CyberSavvySadaf]

😂😂😂😂 I actually clicked on this getting excited thinking it’d an actual serious Persian bachelorette.. should’ve known it’s a skit lol was funny though 😂

[@annosnake]

Oh more videos please! Super useful for learning farsi 😍😍😍

[@sapnasarfare5673]

I am an Indian. But I loved this sketch. Hilarious. Not much different from India. We all love some good dose of melodrama...

[@OfficialShadowKing]

Very different from india. We have nothing in common

[@Elmira-s4w]

I did want it to end! SO GOOD

[@kiana991]

Hahahaha I’ve watched this everyday now “Persian Bachelorette? Oh oh oh hoseleh dari?” So accurate and the apple peeling this is the best!

[@xxxlouisae.t8126]

this is too funny.cant stop laughing .plz make more videos

[@yasaman3628]

1:27This was a great episode👏.The reaction is for all Iranian girls😂💜

[@somethingtosay1119]

It’s so funny because he says your aunt then they come back with ur aunt. It’s like your mama jokes but so funny. He says u brought ur moms sister then they say ur dads sister you really have to understand the language and culture to get this skit. Well done bravo. Is it bad that I thought the tag along mom was the best option haha

[@sheivahamidi7791]

I love these skits of hers and her translator friend kills me LOL. The details and the facial expressions make the video. Very well done by all the actors. Nastaran's dad "hoseleh dari, velesh kone". hahahaha So accurate down to the whiteboy that thinks we are Arabic! Pay attention to the little things going on in the background it make things so much funnier, during the Tea ceremony, the mom pointing to the son and the son pointing to the pretty Persian boy, then when Michael B Jordan goes up the mom fixing her son's tie in the background and then resting her head on his shoulder. A lot of Perisian mom's spoil their sons ruining them for the rest of us hahahaha. Then she waves bye to Michael B Jordan as she walks away. Classic. Love it all! Please make more of this kind of stuff! Maz I love you!!!

[@iloveyou-ro4kw]

😐💩But it was not anti-Arab Stupid

[@iloveyou-ro4kw]

😐🖕🏼🖕🏼Eat my Arabic milk

[@narekhart9862]

"Your aunt is your aunt" is only funny in farsi lol

[@bangtanparty]

I rewatcb this every now and then🤣🤣

[@bardia1352]

Ok, honestly, I did not expect this to be such a funny imitation. Great job!

[@malena4275]

Honestly middle easterners are soooooo funny.

[@faridehkodrami7407]

Middle easterners not ,just Persian.

[@maniarine7807]

@@faridehkodrami7407 :))))

[@aryamina3651]

@@faridehkodrami7407 stfu :) it wasn't offensive

[@daryamajzoubi2794]

بازم فیلم بزارید لطفااااا. خیلی تمیز بود. خیلی خندیدم😂

[@DJDNPISRAEL]

I'm from Israel... And this video is hilarious!!! 😂 Mordam Az Khandeh!

[@farzansgarden]

🙏🙏🤗🤗

[@ikramataallah5833]

Okay now im arabic and i laughed to tears 😂 you guys are so cool .. good job

[@abdolaliposhtiban4596]

Sorry, we nearly all (I mean iranians) love prophet Muhammad and his family but when they mistake us with Arabs then we are offended, I like modern, educated and good hearted Arabs as well as iranians and I hate all evil hearted people, no matter iranian ones or from anywhere else. Accept my apologies my dear Arab sister.

[@ikramataallah5833]

@@abdolaliposhtiban4596 thank you brothet abdolali ❤ my best friends are iranians .. i know how good hearted , kind are you (actually im a little brown so when pepole told me are u indian i find it offensive too lol so i can understand your situation guys)..the most important is that islam is reuniting us .. prophet mohammad and his family .. may peace be upon them all ..

[@isabelpeirce4803]

This makes me wish I new Farsi😂

[@michaelh.8945]

This is dead on! All that is missing was “Vot you do for vork? Vot car you derive? Vot berand is your shert?” and the usual headaches.