The person in line before you ordering coffee (beat added)

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Elle Cordova

Elle Cordova

Күн бұрын

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@adamhonda98
@adamhonda98 6 ай бұрын
The poor Barista 😢
@razor6552
@razor6552 6 ай бұрын
¡Pobrecita!
@eggrollorsoup6052
@eggrollorsoup6052 3 ай бұрын
I know right? They'd burn up 30 minutes just trying to find the al pacino.
@Alkis05
@Alkis05 24 күн бұрын
The poor barrista that plays 20 questions when you just want a black coffee?
@boombot1948
@boombot1948 6 ай бұрын
... "Sorry we don't do large, do you want a venti?"
@kijo215
@kijo215 6 ай бұрын
Paul Rudd is my hero lol his response to that is just the best
@danielvanr.8681
@danielvanr.8681 6 ай бұрын
To which I'd answer, in Paul Rudd's style, "Twenty what? Ounces? Italy uses metric, bella stronza!" 😂
@Regoriroger
@Regoriroger 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 6 ай бұрын
I've refused for years to embrace that goofy terminology. I didn't go there often, but I merely order a "medium." Luckily no one has ever once snidely corrected me. I'd probably say "you know what cancel that. I'm not _venti_ thirsty, I'm only _medium_ thirsty. My fiancee still wants her macha, so let's keep that one."
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 6 ай бұрын
​@@kijo215 Sounds like Paul is my hero as well. Is this in a movie? a which one?
@zoyadulzura7490
@zoyadulzura7490 6 ай бұрын
The entire line behind her would be dancing
@ClaudiuTanul
@ClaudiuTanul 6 ай бұрын
They would dance like all those cops in the "Mask" were dancing.
@pri_shay_dior
@pri_shay_dior 6 ай бұрын
Phineas and Ferb style. 😂
@zplanoftheplanclan1548
@zplanoftheplanclan1548 6 ай бұрын
Nope, they haven't had their morning coffe
@ImproMooray
@ImproMooray 6 ай бұрын
Who needs coffee all I need is that sick beat and them rhymes to wake me up.
@AkronimOfficial
@AkronimOfficial 6 ай бұрын
I can see The Blueman Group dancing behind her...😂😂😂
@ellariel7457
@ellariel7457 6 ай бұрын
Another day when I thank God for two things: 1. Anything Elle, and that 2. I drink tea.
@Tiewaz
@Tiewaz 6 ай бұрын
^ This.
@lhpl
@lhpl 5 ай бұрын
I am glad that I only order double espresso. While I wait for it, I'll have ... a double espresso, and while I wait for that ... Has a continuous flow espresso brewing machine been invented yet? I'd just connect to the pipe for a half liter.
@pixywings
@pixywings Ай бұрын
Yeah... Sometimes I'm actually grateful that I'm allergic to coffee.
@AdamYJ
@AdamYJ Ай бұрын
Black tea? Green tea? White tea? Oolong tea? Herbal tea? Milk tea? Boba tea? Chai latte? Iced tea? Sweet tea? Sun tea? Matcha? London fog? It’s not like tea orders can’t get complicated too.
@JamesNewham
@JamesNewham 6 ай бұрын
the beat did not disappoint
@LadywatchingByrd
@LadywatchingByrd 6 ай бұрын
It never does. She's oh so talented.
@andrewhall-yw5bl
@andrewhall-yw5bl 6 ай бұрын
You are right. It didn't disappoint. But, it didn't help much either. (She had the timing down in her head from way back when she wrote it. It came thru either way. With a beat, without a beat... it's still fine.😊)
@jerrytanenbaum2374
@jerrytanenbaum2374 6 ай бұрын
@@andrewhall-yw5bl Drums are always a +++
@andrewhall-yw5bl
@andrewhall-yw5bl 6 ай бұрын
@@jerrytanenbaum2374 Yes, that is what I said. Thank you. 😊
@asg8606
@asg8606 6 ай бұрын
Mam this is a Wendy's
@LMc-l7h
@LMc-l7h 6 ай бұрын
😂
@ryansmagalski948
@ryansmagalski948 6 ай бұрын
😂
@keremh.
@keremh. 6 ай бұрын
Never gets old
@rogerschneider5971
@rogerschneider5971 6 ай бұрын
Ok THAT one was funny 😂
@razor6552
@razor6552 6 ай бұрын
😅
@FroggyAnarchy84
@FroggyAnarchy84 6 ай бұрын
The amount of times I’ve replayed this video is probably unhealthy
@zoyadulzura7490
@zoyadulzura7490 6 ай бұрын
At first I read that as "unethical" and was puzzling over what an unethical number of replays would be. Enough replays to increase the atmosphere's temperature by a degree?
@javabeanz8549
@javabeanz8549 6 ай бұрын
@@zoyadulzura7490 well, it sure stops the scrolling!
@JBJblaze
@JBJblaze Ай бұрын
Watching this is so frigging intoxicating.
@PKFl4sh
@PKFl4sh 6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up new Elle Cordova beat just dropped
@howardtreesong4860
@howardtreesong4860 6 ай бұрын
Having one Elle Cordova in the community should be a legal requirement. She's a treasure.
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky Ай бұрын
Civ 7 goals.
@alveolate
@alveolate Ай бұрын
what'a a Gordova
@howardtreesong4860
@howardtreesong4860 Ай бұрын
@@alveolate An unfortunate typo that will follow the name of my family in ignominy until the last of the black holes has evaporated from the universe.
@milkboxshow1416
@milkboxshow1416 6 ай бұрын
Ok, next challenge: record yourself ordering this at a drive through
@kirdot2011
@kirdot2011 Ай бұрын
I was just gonna say this but at starbucks
@nursemark447
@nursemark447 6 ай бұрын
This young lady's content is amazing. What a sharp mind.
@kylieciancio7143
@kylieciancio7143 18 күн бұрын
I want a full song from her! It could be about literally anything and still sound amazing.
@jabbamp
@jabbamp 14 күн бұрын
She had a music channel on KZbin I believe. Always been ace
@3.k
@3.k 6 ай бұрын
Elle never, never ever disappoints! ❤
@DeTerraEnterprises
@DeTerraEnterprises 6 ай бұрын
Your punishment for inventing something so delightful and clever, will be to perform it literally forever. Resistance is futile. We will add your distinctiveness to our own.
@khajiitimanus7432
@khajiitimanus7432 6 ай бұрын
Gods, I can't describe how much I love your vids. There's just something... _right._ It tickles the brain.
@YTEdy
@YTEdy 3 ай бұрын
Next time I go to Starbucks I'm ordering an Al Pacino. You've inspired me.
@chefskiss6179
@chefskiss6179 Ай бұрын
"We're all out of Al Pacino. We do have some Robert De Niro that's just recently turned...?" 😂😂😂
@taftjulian8881
@taftjulian8881 6 ай бұрын
These videos bring me so much joy!
@pgpotvin
@pgpotvin 6 ай бұрын
Elle has certainly carved out a niche for herself. So inventive, so creative and fun!
@hibaqomar9105
@hibaqomar9105 16 күн бұрын
Okay, I don't know why, but this is giving Zenless Zone Zero and I LOVE IT!
@Petticca
@Petticca 3 ай бұрын
This is is really catchy, and the timing of the loop is fantastic; gets to the end. Beat. Starts over, making it feel like it's a longer poem, that is comprised of the same verse, repeated n times. Super
@Mccnendo
@Mccnendo 6 ай бұрын
I need a woman like this lady in my life
@Paradox-lj3td
@Paradox-lj3td 6 ай бұрын
wait this is actually awesome
@LadywatchingByrd
@LadywatchingByrd 6 ай бұрын
She's very often awesome 😊
@Paradox-lj3td
@Paradox-lj3td 6 ай бұрын
@@LadywatchingByrd agreed
@charlesvanderhoog7056
@charlesvanderhoog7056 6 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Without peers.
@bjb7587
@bjb7587 6 ай бұрын
Piers Morgan would like a word.
@LivvyC.Animator
@LivvyC.Animator 6 ай бұрын
Who else wants all her songs/raps on Spotify?
@aussiedanjones
@aussiedanjones 6 ай бұрын
The most beautiful pure thing on YT bless ya thank you fir the vids 🫡
@publicvoidmain
@publicvoidmain 5 ай бұрын
Stunning looks, stunning sense of humor, stunning rhythm, stunning game, stunning person. I'm hooked!
@chompy650
@chompy650 Ай бұрын
she needs a spotify acount
@Ray_dance13
@Ray_dance13 6 ай бұрын
Absolute FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@adianrodriguezalvarez9437
@adianrodriguezalvarez9437 Ай бұрын
😊I love so much to see all your performances. You are really amazing doing this... And too beautiful👍
@Diamond_minerGZ97
@Diamond_minerGZ97 3 ай бұрын
Here's the whole song: Hey, I'll just do a coffee, black. n' little half and half... Half of this Half of that Not too much, just a splash And a little tiny bitty hint of mint, just a dab Plus the cold foam on the dome Keep it pretty flat And the silk almond milk No straw No cap Extra hot Extra whip Extra shot Java chip And a little caramel drizzle on the top, just a bit Plus a cappuccino Frappuccino Puppoccino Al Pacino Ice flat, white, oat milk San pellegrino Venti affogato With a hot americano And the mocha choca yaya And the caramel macchiato
@CJgaming-rf9cf
@CJgaming-rf9cf 2 күн бұрын
Respect for the dedication
@Diamond_minerGZ97
@Diamond_minerGZ97 2 күн бұрын
@CJgaming-rf9cf thx I did it too for the "here you should try our prescription medication...."
@CJgaming-rf9cf
@CJgaming-rf9cf Күн бұрын
@Diamond_minerGZ97 ima go check
@NatNezhnova
@NatNezhnova Ай бұрын
Oooohhh, a little quote from Denis Leary! "Frappuccino Al Pacino" - I LOVE that skit!!
@mrquadrivium7497
@mrquadrivium7497 3 ай бұрын
She's better than most rappers today, and she's probably not even trying
@dantemoose420
@dantemoose420 6 күн бұрын
first time i heard this a wee lil mushroom was droppin a bop on understudio
@charleselmore4707
@charleselmore4707 6 ай бұрын
Rock Star
@taidhgcampbell-mansfield7235
@taidhgcampbell-mansfield7235 Ай бұрын
Brilliant, love all your videos, something is very special about your creations that tickles me different (in a good way) than most videos, they're not as interesting or as intelligent and creative as yours, you're a gem 👍🥳
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 4 ай бұрын
I would love to be at a coffee shop, behind Ellen, as she makes this order to the barista.
@ibraheem6614
@ibraheem6614 Ай бұрын
Why is it so good
@aclinks1
@aclinks1 6 ай бұрын
So of course someone has to actually walk in to a Starbuck and play this as their actual order. That's the follow up video we have to see!😮😢😂😅
@flaavius
@flaavius 6 ай бұрын
Love your videos! ❤ Everytime they pop up it's a must see cause they bring that extra something. Keep up the great work 🎉
@DarrellSternMarketingJedi
@DarrellSternMarketingJedi 6 ай бұрын
You are a seriously, my favorite.Most talented person in the whole world
@yukishkabura688
@yukishkabura688 6 ай бұрын
I need a 10 hour version of this. This "and a little bitty" parts slap so fucking hard I can't breathe 🫨🫨🫨
@ShahidhaShafi-he1zn
@ShahidhaShafi-he1zn 3 ай бұрын
Wow that's addictive like my coffee 😊. Watching again and again in a loop..
@littlemac1735
@littlemac1735 6 ай бұрын
These videos make my brain happy
@diva_muffin
@diva_muffin 6 ай бұрын
I love this girl
@Shaun-vy9vi
@Shaun-vy9vi 6 ай бұрын
Elle, "aint nobody bakin up bars like yours"
@duckeydutch2088
@duckeydutch2088 5 ай бұрын
Is there no limit to the linguistic acrobatics this girl is capable of? I love her ❤
@froggy_edition
@froggy_edition 6 ай бұрын
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
Ай бұрын
SUPERB…AS USUAL! GREAT,JOB, ELLE! LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART.
@AkronimOfficial
@AkronimOfficial 6 ай бұрын
The FLOW Alone is Flawless🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤
@liliyao874
@liliyao874 6 ай бұрын
MY COMMENT IS UP THERE😆😆😆 btw it sounds awesome
@ElenaRutchik
@ElenaRutchik 6 ай бұрын
You made this masterpiece possible. ❤
@liliyao874
@liliyao874 6 ай бұрын
@@ElenaRutchik 🩷
@THE_Bobacat
@THE_Bobacat 22 күн бұрын
Moxie from HB be like:
@EmbryW
@EmbryW 29 күн бұрын
Your variety of talents is truly impressive
@thatminiminer
@thatminiminer 6 ай бұрын
Since I've memorized this previously, I sang along while listening to it. The beat definitely makes it way catchier.
@rendleshetheywilliamskat-r9068
@rendleshetheywilliamskat-r9068 6 ай бұрын
Its giving VeggieTales Stuff-Mart Suite, "But if you need a window scraper And a gross of toilet paper Or a ratchet set and pliers And surround sound amplifiers And a solar turkey chopper Or a padded gopher bopper Flannel shirts for looking grungy And some rope for goin' bungee"
@JoyaLewisTheMusician
@JoyaLewisTheMusician 6 ай бұрын
omg VeggieTales was the best 😂❤
@rrun2life
@rrun2life 6 ай бұрын
I gotta go play that song now
@charleskramer7062
@charleskramer7062 6 ай бұрын
I’m so Blue-oo-oo, Blue-oo-oo, Blue-oo-oo, Blue, I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!
@awfuldynne
@awfuldynne 5 ай бұрын
I was wondering recently if Veggie Tales intentionally made the stuff-mart representatives "rap scallions".
@ainsoul
@ainsoul 6 ай бұрын
I never adore someones knowledgable rap until now 😅
@jezzeljao
@jezzeljao 18 күн бұрын
You should do a full album of these songs💯❣️🎤🎸
@divided_and_conquered1854
@divided_and_conquered1854 6 ай бұрын
She's got talent.
@user-su5fl7yl7o
@user-su5fl7yl7o Ай бұрын
What? How? She’s amazing.
@barryhambly7711
@barryhambly7711 6 ай бұрын
Your completely mad Elle 😂 aw but I mean it in a fond way 😍 Cleaver one as usual👌
@marsbase3729
@marsbase3729 Ай бұрын
Your flow is so smooth and effortless! 👍😎👍
@rennoc6478
@rennoc6478 6 ай бұрын
We need this as a full song
@Emeraldfish-ef71
@Emeraldfish-ef71 2 ай бұрын
Frfr
@forreststephenharris
@forreststephenharris 6 ай бұрын
Her videos are well produced. The lighting and audio are excellent.
@driftbosfallout
@driftbosfallout 6 ай бұрын
I’m convinced you write lyrics and post the flat just to get comments to post with a beat and I love it.
@joppawood
@joppawood 6 ай бұрын
I just love all you do!
@dak2005vn
@dak2005vn 4 ай бұрын
This lady is a genius.
@ericbonanno5214
@ericbonanno5214 6 ай бұрын
I don't drink or even line coffee but, I've got goosebumps listening to these sick bars. 😅😅😅
@TechPhylax
@TechPhylax 6 ай бұрын
why does she look like either the mom from inside out or a grown up margo from dispicible me
@christinalee2072
@christinalee2072 4 ай бұрын
That’s badass!
@Roar.42
@Roar.42 6 ай бұрын
This song is awsome!❤
@Axel-im6si
@Axel-im6si Ай бұрын
You bring excitement to the spoken word... 😊❤
@vspatmx7458
@vspatmx7458 6 ай бұрын
Standing ovation...
@SpoonsILike
@SpoonsILike 3 ай бұрын
"Hey, I'll just do a coffee, black. Eh, a little half and half." Half of this, half of that Not too much, just a splash And a little itty bitty hint of mint, just a dab Plus the cold foam on the dome Keep it pretty flat And the silk almond milk No straw, no cap Extra hot, extra whip Extra shot, java chip And a little caramel drizzle on the top Just a bit Plus a cappuccino, frappuccino Puppuccino, Al Pacino Iced flat white oat milk San Pellegrino Venti affogato with a hot Americano And the mocha choca yaya And the caramel macchiato-
@chansonnediamnd8432
@chansonnediamnd8432 3 ай бұрын
I didnt know rapping was so attractive :0 That’s such a flex
@tommydulaby1
@tommydulaby1 3 ай бұрын
This makes me think so much of this Daniel Trasher video where Hamilton orders a pizza 😂
@brianwilliamson8772
@brianwilliamson8772 3 ай бұрын
Same!
@natty-zxa
@natty-zxa 6 ай бұрын
americans at starbucks:
@Mild.Heroes
@Mild.Heroes 3 ай бұрын
Starting with "coffee black" 😂
@spicyrumo
@spicyrumo 6 ай бұрын
you might be one of the coolest persons
@zamamaahmed7209
@zamamaahmed7209 7 күн бұрын
"The decaf looking maddd fine rn" -probably the barista
@staceysskits343
@staceysskits343 6 ай бұрын
The barista: 👁️👄👁️
@thabi.b7128
@thabi.b7128 6 ай бұрын
I need a memorize this to say this at a coffee shop 📝
@kentroglobalinvestmentllc8921
@kentroglobalinvestmentllc8921 6 ай бұрын
Every time you post a video, the world gets just a little bit better. In the words of Carl Sagan, we are all just stars and bacon. So keep on shining. Or sizzling. You’re doing fantastic. 😂😊 thanks Elle
@GwydionGrey
@GwydionGrey Ай бұрын
You are out of this world amazing.
@gefginn3699
@gefginn3699 6 ай бұрын
Wow ! Yowzaaaaaa ! So fast yet still so smooth ! 💛😇
@kamakshisingh6049
@kamakshisingh6049 3 ай бұрын
i get this stuck in my head at least once every day
@JBJblaze
@JBJblaze Ай бұрын
Okay, I'm finally subscribed. Way to make me wanna drink coffee again.
@JonathanMarcy
@JonathanMarcy 6 ай бұрын
I remember when cold foam wasn't even an option and people still ordered it like this
@bboyshr6
@bboyshr6 Ай бұрын
Love it! Also, can’t believe you nailed my order.
@andrewhall-yw5bl
@andrewhall-yw5bl 5 ай бұрын
Of course, all of your creations are awesome. Next level writing for sure. But, I prefer the "spoken word" version of this. (I don't think it needs a beat behind it.) Here is why: You wrote it, so the cadence in which you speak it has all the rhythm in it already. Your timbre or tone (mono-tone) actually works so well with your creations. It feels more organic, like, how it was intended. (I love it! Your voice, your creativity, and your delivery. Thank you for posting!👍)
@jessewilliams6459
@jessewilliams6459 6 ай бұрын
If you don't live in SF my understanding of the universe is broken. Your spoken art is always formidable.
@Bayoll
@Bayoll 6 ай бұрын
I think I'm in love
@Trashley652
@Trashley652 6 ай бұрын
I really wish one of the things in the order was "Chronic deja vu"
@futuregirl2024
@futuregirl2024 4 ай бұрын
I fell in love with cold foam this summer… this rhyme may have been the reason…
@evelyngomez9944
@evelyngomez9944 6 ай бұрын
If Bubble Bass went to Starbucks:
@thatcringyplaneguy
@thatcringyplaneguy Ай бұрын
the beat on its own is FIRE
@markhathaway9456
@markhathaway9456 6 ай бұрын
It's like the crazy singing to a jazz melody. It's not riffing, it's not sniffing, it's just some funny words, all to make happy all the snerds.
@jessedavis5065
@jessedavis5065 6 ай бұрын
This woman's raps praise her
@keerongill7310
@keerongill7310 6 ай бұрын
Kendrick and Drake both just sauashed their beef in recognition of the true king 👑
@markhathaway9456
@markhathaway9456 6 ай бұрын
Who are Kendrick and Drake? Elle's the one!
@shawnericmagic
@shawnericmagic 6 ай бұрын
Let me get that for you.
@AlternateAlz
@AlternateAlz 2 ай бұрын
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