I know right? They'd burn up 30 minutes just trying to find the al pacino.
@Alkis0524 күн бұрын
The poor barrista that plays 20 questions when you just want a black coffee?
@boombot19486 ай бұрын
... "Sorry we don't do large, do you want a venti?"
@kijo2156 ай бұрын
Paul Rudd is my hero lol his response to that is just the best
@danielvanr.86816 ай бұрын
To which I'd answer, in Paul Rudd's style, "Twenty what? Ounces? Italy uses metric, bella stronza!" 😂
@Regoriroger6 ай бұрын
Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
@zedmelon6 ай бұрын
I've refused for years to embrace that goofy terminology. I didn't go there often, but I merely order a "medium." Luckily no one has ever once snidely corrected me. I'd probably say "you know what cancel that. I'm not _venti_ thirsty, I'm only _medium_ thirsty. My fiancee still wants her macha, so let's keep that one."
@zedmelon6 ай бұрын
@@kijo215 Sounds like Paul is my hero as well. Is this in a movie? a which one?
@zoyadulzura74906 ай бұрын
The entire line behind her would be dancing
@ClaudiuTanul6 ай бұрын
They would dance like all those cops in the "Mask" were dancing.
@pri_shay_dior6 ай бұрын
Phineas and Ferb style. 😂
@zplanoftheplanclan15486 ай бұрын
Nope, they haven't had their morning coffe
@ImproMooray6 ай бұрын
Who needs coffee all I need is that sick beat and them rhymes to wake me up.
@AkronimOfficial6 ай бұрын
I can see The Blueman Group dancing behind her...😂😂😂
@ellariel74576 ай бұрын
Another day when I thank God for two things: 1. Anything Elle, and that 2. I drink tea.
@Tiewaz6 ай бұрын
^ This.
@lhpl5 ай бұрын
I am glad that I only order double espresso. While I wait for it, I'll have ... a double espresso, and while I wait for that ... Has a continuous flow espresso brewing machine been invented yet? I'd just connect to the pipe for a half liter.
@pixywingsАй бұрын
Yeah... Sometimes I'm actually grateful that I'm allergic to coffee.
@AdamYJАй бұрын
Black tea? Green tea? White tea? Oolong tea? Herbal tea? Milk tea? Boba tea? Chai latte? Iced tea? Sweet tea? Sun tea? Matcha? London fog? It’s not like tea orders can’t get complicated too.
@JamesNewham6 ай бұрын
the beat did not disappoint
@LadywatchingByrd6 ай бұрын
It never does. She's oh so talented.
@andrewhall-yw5bl6 ай бұрын
You are right. It didn't disappoint. But, it didn't help much either. (She had the timing down in her head from way back when she wrote it. It came thru either way. With a beat, without a beat... it's still fine.😊)
@jerrytanenbaum23746 ай бұрын
@@andrewhall-yw5bl Drums are always a +++
@andrewhall-yw5bl6 ай бұрын
@@jerrytanenbaum2374 Yes, that is what I said. Thank you. 😊
@asg86066 ай бұрын
Mam this is a Wendy's
@LMc-l7h6 ай бұрын
😂
@ryansmagalski9486 ай бұрын
😂
@keremh.6 ай бұрын
Never gets old
@rogerschneider59716 ай бұрын
Ok THAT one was funny 😂
@razor65526 ай бұрын
😅
@FroggyAnarchy846 ай бұрын
The amount of times I’ve replayed this video is probably unhealthy
@zoyadulzura74906 ай бұрын
At first I read that as "unethical" and was puzzling over what an unethical number of replays would be. Enough replays to increase the atmosphere's temperature by a degree?
@javabeanz85496 ай бұрын
@@zoyadulzura7490 well, it sure stops the scrolling!
@JBJblazeАй бұрын
Watching this is so frigging intoxicating.
@PKFl4sh6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up new Elle Cordova beat just dropped
@howardtreesong48606 ай бұрын
Having one Elle Cordova in the community should be a legal requirement. She's a treasure.
@ZaluskowskyАй бұрын
Civ 7 goals.
@alveolateАй бұрын
what'a a Gordova
@howardtreesong4860Ай бұрын
@@alveolate An unfortunate typo that will follow the name of my family in ignominy until the last of the black holes has evaporated from the universe.
@milkboxshow14166 ай бұрын
Ok, next challenge: record yourself ordering this at a drive through
@kirdot2011Ай бұрын
I was just gonna say this but at starbucks
@nursemark4476 ай бұрын
This young lady's content is amazing. What a sharp mind.
@kylieciancio714318 күн бұрын
I want a full song from her! It could be about literally anything and still sound amazing.
@jabbamp14 күн бұрын
She had a music channel on KZbin I believe. Always been ace
@3.k6 ай бұрын
Elle never, never ever disappoints! ❤
@DeTerraEnterprises6 ай бұрын
Your punishment for inventing something so delightful and clever, will be to perform it literally forever. Resistance is futile. We will add your distinctiveness to our own.
@khajiitimanus74326 ай бұрын
Gods, I can't describe how much I love your vids. There's just something... _right._ It tickles the brain.
@YTEdy3 ай бұрын
Next time I go to Starbucks I'm ordering an Al Pacino. You've inspired me.
@chefskiss6179Ай бұрын
"We're all out of Al Pacino. We do have some Robert De Niro that's just recently turned...?" 😂😂😂
@taftjulian88816 ай бұрын
These videos bring me so much joy!
@pgpotvin6 ай бұрын
Elle has certainly carved out a niche for herself. So inventive, so creative and fun!
@hibaqomar910516 күн бұрын
Okay, I don't know why, but this is giving Zenless Zone Zero and I LOVE IT!
@Petticca3 ай бұрын
This is is really catchy, and the timing of the loop is fantastic; gets to the end. Beat. Starts over, making it feel like it's a longer poem, that is comprised of the same verse, repeated n times. Super
@Mccnendo6 ай бұрын
I need a woman like this lady in my life
@Paradox-lj3td6 ай бұрын
wait this is actually awesome
@LadywatchingByrd6 ай бұрын
She's very often awesome 😊
@Paradox-lj3td6 ай бұрын
@@LadywatchingByrd agreed
@charlesvanderhoog70566 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Without peers.
@bjb75876 ай бұрын
Piers Morgan would like a word.
@LivvyC.Animator6 ай бұрын
Who else wants all her songs/raps on Spotify?
@aussiedanjones6 ай бұрын
The most beautiful pure thing on YT bless ya thank you fir the vids 🫡
@publicvoidmain5 ай бұрын
Stunning looks, stunning sense of humor, stunning rhythm, stunning game, stunning person. I'm hooked!
@chompy650Ай бұрын
she needs a spotify acount
@Ray_dance136 ай бұрын
Absolute FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@adianrodriguezalvarez9437Ай бұрын
😊I love so much to see all your performances. You are really amazing doing this... And too beautiful👍
@Diamond_minerGZ973 ай бұрын
Here's the whole song: Hey, I'll just do a coffee, black. n' little half and half... Half of this Half of that Not too much, just a splash And a little tiny bitty hint of mint, just a dab Plus the cold foam on the dome Keep it pretty flat And the silk almond milk No straw No cap Extra hot Extra whip Extra shot Java chip And a little caramel drizzle on the top, just a bit Plus a cappuccino Frappuccino Puppoccino Al Pacino Ice flat, white, oat milk San pellegrino Venti affogato With a hot americano And the mocha choca yaya And the caramel macchiato
@CJgaming-rf9cf2 күн бұрын
Respect for the dedication
@Diamond_minerGZ972 күн бұрын
@CJgaming-rf9cf thx I did it too for the "here you should try our prescription medication...."
@CJgaming-rf9cfКүн бұрын
@Diamond_minerGZ97 ima go check
@NatNezhnovaАй бұрын
Oooohhh, a little quote from Denis Leary! "Frappuccino Al Pacino" - I LOVE that skit!!
@mrquadrivium74973 ай бұрын
She's better than most rappers today, and she's probably not even trying
@dantemoose4206 күн бұрын
first time i heard this a wee lil mushroom was droppin a bop on understudio
@charleselmore47076 ай бұрын
Rock Star
@taidhgcampbell-mansfield7235Ай бұрын
Brilliant, love all your videos, something is very special about your creations that tickles me different (in a good way) than most videos, they're not as interesting or as intelligent and creative as yours, you're a gem 👍🥳
@RamblinRick_4 ай бұрын
I would love to be at a coffee shop, behind Ellen, as she makes this order to the barista.
@ibraheem6614Ай бұрын
Why is it so good
@aclinks16 ай бұрын
So of course someone has to actually walk in to a Starbuck and play this as their actual order. That's the follow up video we have to see!😮😢😂😅
@flaavius6 ай бұрын
Love your videos! ❤ Everytime they pop up it's a must see cause they bring that extra something. Keep up the great work 🎉
@DarrellSternMarketingJedi6 ай бұрын
You are a seriously, my favorite.Most talented person in the whole world
@yukishkabura6886 ай бұрын
I need a 10 hour version of this. This "and a little bitty" parts slap so fucking hard I can't breathe 🫨🫨🫨
@ShahidhaShafi-he1zn3 ай бұрын
Wow that's addictive like my coffee 😊. Watching again and again in a loop..
@littlemac17356 ай бұрын
These videos make my brain happy
@diva_muffin6 ай бұрын
I love this girl
@Shaun-vy9vi6 ай бұрын
Elle, "aint nobody bakin up bars like yours"
@duckeydutch20885 ай бұрын
Is there no limit to the linguistic acrobatics this girl is capable of? I love her ❤
@froggy_edition6 ай бұрын
Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
Ай бұрын
SUPERB…AS USUAL! GREAT,JOB, ELLE! LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART.
@AkronimOfficial6 ай бұрын
The FLOW Alone is Flawless🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤
@liliyao8746 ай бұрын
MY COMMENT IS UP THERE😆😆😆 btw it sounds awesome
@ElenaRutchik6 ай бұрын
You made this masterpiece possible. ❤
@liliyao8746 ай бұрын
@@ElenaRutchik 🩷
@THE_Bobacat22 күн бұрын
Moxie from HB be like:
@EmbryW29 күн бұрын
Your variety of talents is truly impressive
@thatminiminer6 ай бұрын
Since I've memorized this previously, I sang along while listening to it. The beat definitely makes it way catchier.
@rendleshetheywilliamskat-r90686 ай бұрын
Its giving VeggieTales Stuff-Mart Suite, "But if you need a window scraper And a gross of toilet paper Or a ratchet set and pliers And surround sound amplifiers And a solar turkey chopper Or a padded gopher bopper Flannel shirts for looking grungy And some rope for goin' bungee"
@JoyaLewisTheMusician6 ай бұрын
omg VeggieTales was the best 😂❤
@rrun2life6 ай бұрын
I gotta go play that song now
@charleskramer70626 ай бұрын
I’m so Blue-oo-oo, Blue-oo-oo, Blue-oo-oo, Blue, I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!
@awfuldynne5 ай бұрын
I was wondering recently if Veggie Tales intentionally made the stuff-mart representatives "rap scallions".
@ainsoul6 ай бұрын
I never adore someones knowledgable rap until now 😅
@jezzeljao18 күн бұрын
You should do a full album of these songs💯❣️🎤🎸
@divided_and_conquered18546 ай бұрын
She's got talent.
@user-su5fl7yl7oАй бұрын
What? How? She’s amazing.
@barryhambly77116 ай бұрын
Your completely mad Elle 😂 aw but I mean it in a fond way 😍 Cleaver one as usual👌
@marsbase3729Ай бұрын
Your flow is so smooth and effortless! 👍😎👍
@rennoc64786 ай бұрын
We need this as a full song
@Emeraldfish-ef712 ай бұрын
Frfr
@forreststephenharris6 ай бұрын
Her videos are well produced. The lighting and audio are excellent.
@driftbosfallout6 ай бұрын
I’m convinced you write lyrics and post the flat just to get comments to post with a beat and I love it.
@joppawood6 ай бұрын
I just love all you do!
@dak2005vn4 ай бұрын
This lady is a genius.
@ericbonanno52146 ай бұрын
I don't drink or even line coffee but, I've got goosebumps listening to these sick bars. 😅😅😅
@TechPhylax6 ай бұрын
why does she look like either the mom from inside out or a grown up margo from dispicible me
@christinalee20724 ай бұрын
That’s badass!
@Roar.426 ай бұрын
This song is awsome!❤
@Axel-im6siАй бұрын
You bring excitement to the spoken word... 😊❤
@vspatmx74586 ай бұрын
Standing ovation...
@SpoonsILike3 ай бұрын
"Hey, I'll just do a coffee, black. Eh, a little half and half." Half of this, half of that Not too much, just a splash And a little itty bitty hint of mint, just a dab Plus the cold foam on the dome Keep it pretty flat And the silk almond milk No straw, no cap Extra hot, extra whip Extra shot, java chip And a little caramel drizzle on the top Just a bit Plus a cappuccino, frappuccino Puppuccino, Al Pacino Iced flat white oat milk San Pellegrino Venti affogato with a hot Americano And the mocha choca yaya And the caramel macchiato-
@chansonnediamnd84323 ай бұрын
I didnt know rapping was so attractive :0 That’s such a flex
@tommydulaby13 ай бұрын
This makes me think so much of this Daniel Trasher video where Hamilton orders a pizza 😂
@brianwilliamson87723 ай бұрын
Same!
@natty-zxa6 ай бұрын
americans at starbucks:
@Mild.Heroes3 ай бұрын
Starting with "coffee black" 😂
@spicyrumo6 ай бұрын
you might be one of the coolest persons
@zamamaahmed72097 күн бұрын
"The decaf looking maddd fine rn" -probably the barista
@staceysskits3436 ай бұрын
The barista: 👁️👄👁️
@thabi.b71286 ай бұрын
I need a memorize this to say this at a coffee shop 📝
@kentroglobalinvestmentllc89216 ай бұрын
Every time you post a video, the world gets just a little bit better. In the words of Carl Sagan, we are all just stars and bacon. So keep on shining. Or sizzling. You’re doing fantastic. 😂😊 thanks Elle
@GwydionGreyАй бұрын
You are out of this world amazing.
@gefginn36996 ай бұрын
Wow ! Yowzaaaaaa ! So fast yet still so smooth ! 💛😇
@kamakshisingh60493 ай бұрын
i get this stuck in my head at least once every day
@JBJblazeАй бұрын
Okay, I'm finally subscribed. Way to make me wanna drink coffee again.
@JonathanMarcy6 ай бұрын
I remember when cold foam wasn't even an option and people still ordered it like this
@bboyshr6Ай бұрын
Love it! Also, can’t believe you nailed my order.
@andrewhall-yw5bl5 ай бұрын
Of course, all of your creations are awesome. Next level writing for sure. But, I prefer the "spoken word" version of this. (I don't think it needs a beat behind it.) Here is why: You wrote it, so the cadence in which you speak it has all the rhythm in it already. Your timbre or tone (mono-tone) actually works so well with your creations. It feels more organic, like, how it was intended. (I love it! Your voice, your creativity, and your delivery. Thank you for posting!👍)
@jessewilliams64596 ай бұрын
If you don't live in SF my understanding of the universe is broken. Your spoken art is always formidable.
@Bayoll6 ай бұрын
I think I'm in love
@Trashley6526 ай бұрын
I really wish one of the things in the order was "Chronic deja vu"
@futuregirl20244 ай бұрын
I fell in love with cold foam this summer… this rhyme may have been the reason…
@evelyngomez99446 ай бұрын
If Bubble Bass went to Starbucks:
@thatcringyplaneguyАй бұрын
the beat on its own is FIRE
@markhathaway94566 ай бұрын
It's like the crazy singing to a jazz melody. It's not riffing, it's not sniffing, it's just some funny words, all to make happy all the snerds.
@jessedavis50656 ай бұрын
This woman's raps praise her
@keerongill73106 ай бұрын
Kendrick and Drake both just sauashed their beef in recognition of the true king 👑