The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 530 "Dye Jobs/Karate Master" (FULL EPISODE)

[@pixiedust817]

I absolutely love how grounded Pete is. Not only that but he is quick and so funny.

[@shannonnolan7002]

Right?! He seems so genuine.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

@@shannonnolan7002 that's the weed 😜😂

[@pixiedust817]

@@KZ_MMA-KZ it may add to it 😂 but he doesn't have any airs about him. He's a regular guy. Never condescending. I love that about him.

[@straight.no.chaser1708]

I think it’s the influence of his Irish mother

[@randomelvis3359]

I’m fonder of Pete these days tbh

[@mykalmatters8322]

Pete would make a fantastic bartender. Guy’s like a modern day Sam Malone.

[@thegandolfos]

I was literally laughing out loud this episode. When Seb didn’t know who Van Morrison was and Pete couldn’t believe it, I was dying. You guys are killing it! Seb’s new Netflix special is hilarious, too! My mom is exactly like Lana when ordering at restaurants so I sent the link to my dad. Everyone should be required to work in a restaurant before going to eat at a restaurant.

[@ChevyBoyCallofDuty]

Bro, when Sebastian said “To be continued,” I fricken lost it. Like NOOO!! 😂😂 Guys great episode, such an awesome cast! Laughed my ass off the entire time!

[@shannonnolan7002]

Prince of comedy. Pete nailed it!

[@peter660]

I usually dont comment cringey crap on youtube, but watching these episodes each week really makes me laugh and have a good time by myself. there I said it...

[@agall1013]

Peter you have a lot of company 😊

[@brooklyn7722]

Excellent

[@Sharoncat2008]

me too, I can watch old shows and entertain myself all day long.

[@dshepherd107]

You’re not alone. Lot of us out there 😉

[@jld4870]

All by myself..la la la just how I like it.

[@roxannetracy2931]

Sebastian, the Netflix Special was amazing. I laughed my ass off this morning first thing! Best freaking way to start a day. You're getting funnier and funnier, which I didn't know was possible. Love ya man. Pete, I believe in my heart of hearts you MUST have a Netflix Special. Love ya man.

[@randomelvis3359]

You have got to be joking…. (Unlike the special)

[@matttyrrell9502]

As nick swardson would say in grandmas boy...shits weak

[@randomelvis3359]

@@matttyrrell9502 exactly…. How’s an artist suppose to improve if they put out shit and everyone says it’s good… today’s people are blinded in nostalgia … but it ain’t what it used to be

[@Frankf9382]

I don't know if it is just me but this show really has picked up this past year or so and keeps getting better.

[@thegandolfos]

Agreed

[@Sharoncat2008]

Why can't watchers just enjoy all the fun and laughs and sharing we get from the both of you without judging, clothes you're wearing, drinks, scenery, etc. Thanks for each and every show you take time to give us. Stay the same as you have always been. Greg and I look forward to when we see a new Cast is up on KZbin.

[@sallycasas4170]

Looking at the wild chicken while stoned gave Pete gray hair🤣

[@mbethtml]

This episode had me in stitches..... can't wait for next week....

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Didn't want this one to end. So good.

[@TheMajor8478]

The "dye job guy" jab by Sebastian killed me lmao 🤣

[@mayc8674]

My son got a manscape for Christmas. His manscape came with a set of toner, moisturizer and cologne. The bottles said Ball toner, Ball moisturizer, etc. He had to fly to California that following week. When he went through customs he was told he was going to be searched. Apparently he forgot no liquid rule. Before he knew it he had the costums lady ask the next if she knew what Ball Toner was holding the bottle up. Then a few minutes later there were 5 custom agent ladies calling a supervisor who also happened to be a lady asking about the Ball toner. He was mortified. 😂

[@roblegault4587]

Your Omaha steaks promo is absolute gold. The way you describe chicken. Wow.

[@baTonkaTruck]

“Did you work at Lehman Brothers??” is my vote for joke of the year, holy shit I’m dead.

[@howardhill3395]

Sebastian has a flamboyant "Saturday night fever John Travolta" quality.

[@mariawelsh3190]

"The person that made the thing,steps away from it.. and cries🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless.

[@bernadettetretola8800]

Look at Pete with actual earbuds in, finally ditched the wires🥰 Love this show!!!

[@lynnglynn721]

Hilarious episode of The Cast! Yes, character on Dear John, loved him, AND YES to Larry on Three's Company. AND YES to PETE. and SEBASTIAN!!!!!

[@philmakris8507]

Best line of the cast " anybody got Bobby Conavalli's phone number" 🤣

[@lindagerman1782]

You guys are really great parents!!

[@brooklyn7722]

They sure are

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg You guys seriously know how to make me laugh the entire time…each and every episode 😂😂

[@mariacrochet8379]

"Into the Mystic" and "Soul Shine" are my favorites. Sebastian doesn't even know how lucky he was to be there!!

[@slf5141]

"When did he start granola eating on me " 🤣🤣

[@Mynameisjoof]

This one was legendary. Can’t wait for part 2!

[@mrspgp]

this pod yous do is one of the best comedy shows on air and better than most comedy specials! and just watched "Is It Me" so so good! killed it again Sebastian 👏🏻🤣yous always got me laughin like a mental patient 😂

[@sweets21268]

I love how Pete is!! He is not only hysterical in his own right...but he is not a fan of Sebastian...he is a true friend!!

[@mariecavall176]

Love it ! Thanks for bringing laughter and humor to my day !

[@gddys]

The visual of pete sitting on a bench looking at a chicken is funny and sad at the same time.

[@slf5141]

Oh my gosh... i had a terrible day thank you for the laughs ...needed it

[@scratchlessputters]

By FAR the Funniest episode I’ve watched of them, Amazing!! 😂 Can’t wait for next week!!

[@butterfly7624]

I'm dying! I love seeing Sebastian laugh hysterically at Pete

[@sandirunge4841]

As always hilarious to see you both enjoying each other. Ty

[@peterorfanos5874]

This was one of the best episodes in so long !!! Last 20 minutes were KILLER

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Pete is a wonderful person and very Real!! I look forward every week for this to hear Pete!

[@sezman100]

Bringing class back to youtube.

[@melxnielong]

Fantastic episode- was smiling the entire show & now my face hurts lol love you guys!!

[@coffee2luv]

L

[@rudyd7929]

Peteeeey! Hey Sebastian, a hoody? What's next, a backpack and a backwards baseball cap? I love you guys...

[@loving_lioness3518]

LMFAO Pete..."it's not like I'm on a bicycle with a needle hanging outta my arm AH I FORGOT MY WALLET" 😂🤭😆🤣

[@Jessica-kt3ne]

Lmfao I died

[@dianebruns9305]

Another hilarious show I love the way both of you bounce off each other makes me laugh really hard I didn't want to show to end.... Little big cruel though to be continued I didn't want to show it in see you next week guys. Thank you 👏👏👏

[@Doomsense]

Great special Sebastian! Now just need a 2022 Pete special

[@TwoFingerSaloute]

It’s hilarious how much these 2 genuinely crack each other up every 2 minutes..

[@crazymoon48187]

Who knew the cast could get even better 😂😂😂😂

[@andriadebose3403]

Love you guys! You both are so handsome w/ur salt and pepper hair. Keep it salt & pepper as long as you can. I think it's great Sebastian that you make sure to go to Seraphina's recitals. I played piano from 5-18yrs.old & had recitals, etc. I was so nervous and shy as a little girl and I absolutely hated being in front of people but my mom made me. It would have meant so much if my dad could have been there. He didn't attend not one of my recitals. To this day, I can still remember the experience of the recitals in those huge beautiful Victorian homes in SF. She will forever remember you were there for her. She is loved is what she will remember.

[@ReservoirOfHawgs]

You said Fire Hydrant!…. Pete, you say what SOME people think but are afraid to say, in a timely manner, no less!

[@maryhoppenworth2501]

PETE - please start an additional podcast with yourself and guests!!!!

[@mariaguardanapo7826]

Yes Pete! Start your OWN PODCAST!

[@TheFoodie101]

yes!

[@Lori68iou1]

THIS IS A TEAM!!!🤯

[@jenniferkeagy6425]

Just recently started watching instead of listening! The facial expressions of these two! Priceless and funny AF!

[@JHW773]

The special is amazing 💯💯💯

[@jillianguillery9604]

Watching it tonight, can't wait!

[@randomelvis3359]

@@jillianguillery9604 I made it to the end…. Just

[@sarabarker2219]

Pete please don't over do it with praising Sebastian, you are special also, we love you too Pete ❤️ 😘 💙 💜 💖 Sebastian does enough for his self, and I hope he reads my comment, we love you Pete and your family 👪 💙

[@randomelvis3359]

Well said Sara… email Pete, he replies 👌🏻

[@mannarchy5795]

Great ep. 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂 even the ads were funny, Pete & Sebastian are on 🔥🔥👑

[@chriscotard9521]

Great stuff ! Big fan guys !!

[@viennagatewood3032]

Pete put that karate school on blast if you get my drift

[@shelleycampbell623]

I love it when yall boys tok bout da kiddies and those awesome wifies!!! ❤❤❤❤yall🎅🎅🎅🎅

[@joeyd7728]

Bro I’m dying about the die-job! A new guy started at work a couple weeks ago. I seen him coming from about 20 yards away, picked up his die-job beard instantly, first thing I seen!Lmfbo

[@cmh9932]

Don't forget Sebastian we're going to need that Benicio story!

[@davidtanasi243]

Great episode! Can‘t wait for next week!

[@paulastapleton2402]

Change NOTHING please! You guys are the perfect potion! Merry Christmas 🤶 🎄 from TORONTO ✌🙏

[@lindabassettiross492]

GREAT SHOW!

[@Verifiedsinger]

I wish my fiancé would pay attention to me the way Pete pays attention to Sebastian

[@monica11760]

oh my gosh their reading of the commercials is hilarious, too. They would be outtakes for probably everyone else! LOL!!!

[@victoryak86]

Pete could not be more right about the “Mr. policy” karate teacher. He handled that guy exactly how he should.

[@deejergia27]

I love your energy always between you two. U crack each other up. I laugh the entire time!

[@alixalford6011]

Watched the ending on repeat. Laughed so hard. Love yous

[@sallycasas4170]

"At the very least you can be a tree"🤣

[@benjaminfrank_]

Jesus Christ not even 10 minutes into the new episode and we get hit with the first ad jeeeeez

[@sandya2023]

Thanks guys for the laughs!!

[@davidjamespiano]

"Whatta this guy sing??" LOL ..... LMAO hilarious. Fn' classic remakr, reminds me of talkin' with my own family omg ..... love it.

[@susanshew2373]

About the grey. . . . look at Steve Martin. . he never ages!! LOL

[@brooklyn7722]

He got a face lift

[@apocketfullofsunshine6060]

Love the cast!! Thx as always for the laughs!

[@plastermaster3635]

"Look at me" ya act like I'm pulling up on bike with a needle dangling outta my arm lmao 🤣 😂

[@dmountain390]

And just like that... the cast is back

[@fitnessworkoutsbyafitmom8665]

Lol love threes company! We have a vcr with tapes of it

[@Growthisinthedirt]

Sebastian's Netflix wasn't his best, but I did laugh. His other 3 on Netflix we're top notch. Love y'all!

[@lisaquercia1836]

Aww guys don’t leave us hangin!

[@ReservoirOfHawgs]

Pete, did She immediately toss it out while looking at you, by chance? 🤣

[@kevsstream6349]

I felt like I watched "Is It Me" before, anyone else? Sebastian must have plucked some gems from previous Casts episodes.

[@patriciasavoth4157]

Just the BEST ❤

[@lisasheffield9706]

Great cast guys lmao 🤣 😆

[@lonawhitten6854]

HILARIOUS CAST😂😂

[@CiaoColeG]

I love your ad reads 🤣🤣

[@jld4870]

“I know the catalogue, I just don’t know who sings it” 🤣

[@daniellemorse6929]

This is why I don't do social media. Be who you are and wear what you want. Never mind what haters have to say! Looking forward to watching your special on Netflix.

[@Russ12Buss]

From egg nog to nice hog had me rollin’!!!!! They’re a comedy match made in Heaven.

[@hook__5710]

When Pete said ROCK BOTTOM I laughed so hard I practically cried.

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

Witty art is an eyeopener!!!

[@JFairhart]

These guys are so cool, the only way they could be more cool is if they were actually connected.

[@Realworldnews247]

Petey… Biscuit! They coulda just give Pete the damn coffee !!! 😂

[@shannonnolan7002]

We gotta Cliff Hanger. Can’t wait to hear what happened or what Sebastian learned at the party’s cocktail hour.

[@guan7930]

If anyone is not in a good mood 35:04- 35:55 will 100% make your day 😂

[@paulofdirt538]

Just watched it w/adds. Patreon OG. ladies 😎. You are beasts.

[@Dimantledpenguin99]

hes definetly that guy top 5 !

[@juliamazz9123]

Pete, the best hype man 😂😂

[@ItsWhatILike77]

Customer service definitely is in a downward spiral all over. Tradespeople won't even call you back, If they have other jobs - like Pete's roofers, waiters and waitresses just expecting large tips - even with dismal service; I remember the golden era, when service stations actually still checked your oil/other fluid levels/tire pressure/etc... Nowadays, you've got to go inside to pay before you even pump your gas. Class and decency Need to make a Huge comeback in our society.

[@BroderickBrodie21]

Bravo, thank you Sebastian new Netflix special was tremendous fucking golden brother, me, and my girlfriend loved every minute of it. Loved the kid in the lion costume bit funny as hell hahaha We Love you brother

[@lazyrider6918]

I love Sebastian, but I watched the new Netflix special last night.. not nearly as good as others. this podcast is way better.

[@MaureenVanellison-x5u]

I am running..im good at it!

[@philmakris8507]

Pete's shirt makes him look like he's about to feed Steve Buscemi into a wood chipper

[@susanshew2373]

Being an ex flight attendant, I have to disagree with you, Sebastian. . . . the young ones seem to be lazy, (not all of them), the more senior (not all of them) ones are like the one you had going back. Before I retired, I found that many of the new hires did not want to do the service properly. . . instead of a separate beverage service first, they would want to combine beverage and meal service. As for sitting up on takeoff and landing, that flight attendant was correct about accidents being more prevalent on takeoff and landing, and it is best to sit up to protect yourself from injury, also.

[@AgendaInMind]

No snow stories from Buffalo?!?! How far in advance was this filmed?!