Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes & Making People Laugh | Full Stand-Up Specials

[@jackwatsonepic626]

When I wake up the wrong side of the bed, if you put a stand-up comedian on, I can guarantee you won't be in the mood anymore 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[@HumbleMonsterUK]

Yep especially if it’s Jimmy Carr

[@TheanimationWorkstation]

love how much Jimmy's doing for the planet with the amount of recycling he's doing

[@ThatOldStoner]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shitcan21]

Sum1 jealous he's making money yikes

[@mynameisPEEHS]

ye im a bit tapped but do you mean in the material or the youtube channel reuploading specials

[@IHateAmer1ca]

@@mynameisPEEHSI’d say the KZbin thing

[@ncdogdude]

While the pun is great 😂 you’re getting to watch stuff he used to charge money for… for free on KZbin now, in excess. Not a bad trade off.

[@suzighirmay9273]

he always manages to make you laugh

[@Shane961-d5h]

They probably wouldn't of given him a show otherwise

[@greenfox7657]

It's literally in the title

[@davineuskens21]

Yeah, he's so confidently silly lol

[@jacksonpollock3519]

This man is a cosmic hilarity!

[@myklkam]

God love you Jimmy ❤😂🎉Carr!! Your performance at The Empire Theatre Toowoomba was absolutely fucking BRILLIANT 🎉❤😂 thank you Jimmy 🙏 LEGEND 👍

[@GRANDPA_T]

thanks Jimmy really need this after a bad week.🤣

[@relentlesslove7432]

I love this kind of humour 😂❤

[@bradleybrunner5698]

Love the quick half-paragraphs and the long stories. And shutting down hecklers, makes me want to heckle him.

[@AnnMitchell-jq7vo]

You're a natural at this.

[@melissakibler9686]

Jimmy is a surprisingly very good singer!

[@cababyboomerq6012]

This guy hilarious. I can see that I missed him on tour here in America. I hope he comes back.

[@shapelessX]

How is it possible he is this sharp and funny

[@benandsylvia]

I'm a professional sharpener, Slick Steel Sharpening, in Ontario, Canada. My knives always come out shaving sharp, all but ceramic! I'm going to try a few things that I learned from this video. I tell my customers not to bother with ceramic but maybe I can sharpen them,now. Thanks!

[@StarEater-f9t]

The God of Comedy

[@psmithcrna]

Sorry, I don’t know what a holio or jolio is. 3:15 in the video if you didn’t hear it. Maybe I’m pronouncing it wrong.

[@shrug41]

Holly oaks. It's a sitcom like days of our lives

[@stephenlurie821]

​@@shrug41 Thanks! I was trying to figure this out.

[@TravisAndRuby]

Love you Jimmy

[@yudodis]

Come to America, I guarantee you could convince Biden that he's you, & trade places. Save us.

[@christopherfiore6820]

I am all for a Carr Trump debate!!! 😂

[@oliviagifford1132]

​@@christopherfiore6820😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 1:06:54 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@IllyserilMoonfrost]

Or you could assault 3 dozen women have sex with porntars and be hailed as a hero by Evangelical Christians!

[@greenfox7657]

Nah, you can't convince Biden to stand up

[@stewartservicegroup4251]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

[@fideluna]

Trump will truly be indecent

[@nataliawalker4184]

Laughs sound so coordinated

[@robertrinehartjr9090]

If Jimmy ran for U.S president, I would vote for him.

[@mihaipopa8251]

Considering the options ….

[@Zomby_Woof]

I guess someone has to break it to you. He's not eligible.

[@seasonedbeefs]

You must be a democrat as they'll vote for anyone when told to

[@beautrembath2145]

My favorite comedian ever

[@Miss_rla]

Jimmy carr everybody!!

[@brohndelaurier566]

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded," is a Yogi Berra quote! ⚾️

[@tillitsdone]

It's gettin' late early

[@longhorn7809]

Things are changed now 8/23 HOPE HOPE so STRONG it WELLS up in your EYES

[@metardis1670]

Honesty is the best policy... "If you are offended by any of those terms..." Ur fat... "If you think horizontal stripes make you look fat..." Ur fat If your wife asks, "Does this make me look fat?"....good luck with that, God bless and Merry Christmas

[@MusicalMoonMan2]

I used to like that show he had with the bicycle & the talking chair.

[@StarEater-f9t]

Righteous Moral Compass

[@StarEater-f9t]

The Spirit of Irony

[@StarEater-f9t]

"I said I was an Iron Integrity, I didn't say it was a steel!"

[@StarEater-f9t]

"The Iron Quote"

[@StarEater-f9t]

A Joke

[@StarEater-f9t]

The Mouth

[@StarEater-f9t]

"I wouldn't throw ya an iron if you were drowning, but I can quote you the cost of iron!"

[@earnestmerida]

Funny dude

[@adamsmith6594]

dream job would be writing jokes for you Jimmy. I'd say outfitters but I see the undertaker goes round the charity shops for you already 😊

[@franklynch14]

Have you ever tried putting out a singing album? You do have a great voice.

[@CywreckOfficial]

he's just better

[@JoJo-uh2pq]

Disney Land isn't in Florita, it's in California. It's Disney World that's in Florida.

[@alumpyhorse]

Perchance might you be a fellow Corrections jackal in the wild? 🐾

[@coolbeans6357]

Still haven't did his outside in laugh yet 7:33

[@Lynx_Mercury]

Fucking hilarious

[@wickedbird1538]

😮😮funny guy.

[@laureln56]

44 seconds in and an f-bomb! Disgusting!

[@StarEater-f9t]

Justice Mom's

[@yamahabiker1937]

Ya, Jimmy is pretty good for a Brit and....his teeth almost look real.

[@abcdefg5185]

Hasnt that secretary been in his other shows ????

[@manubishe]

That face was your signature. Not that it matters now

[@AtypicalPaul]

So quick

[@fradaja]

The most overrated comedian on the planet

[@StarEater-f9t]

Three nots on top

[@StarEater-f9t]

NOT!

[@annehat4833]

Obvious ...aye eye !

[@MyStillgame]

Oooh is it to late

[@StarEater-f9t]

The me Theme

[@StarEater-f9t]

Gay Black Dad's

[@StarEater-f9t]

theRAPIST

[@StarEater-f9t]

e The Franchise

[@StarEater-f9t]

Ummm, Golem did it... 🤮

[@thanhdanhthai4484]

hold up

[@itsokewl]

ok

[@ByronWerner-qw5sh]

I still don't get why he has a big drawing of Muhammad Ali behind him...

[@StarEater-f9t]

Deus ex girlfriend

[@StarEater-f9t]

rap

[@StarEater-f9t]

G

[@lynn1552]

His jokes regarding Jesus are disgusting. Clearly all the people commenting on here have no conscience. Shame on you all.

[@peterleigh7485]

I'm sure jesus as a sense of humour ❤

[@BlindintheDark]

😂