The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 533 "Cool Moves/Speed Trap" (FULL EPISODE)

[@Brookemcgowan]

@Pete and Sebastian, I hope one of you guys reads this. Because I want you to know how much I appreciate this show. I'm from NJ so I automatically feel like I can relate to everythingyou guys talk about but here's the important part. I am a stay at home Mom with a 6 year old autistic completely non-verbal son. I worked my whole life I married the love of my life who is a truck driver and gone log hours...So you can imagine it can be boring, lonely, and depressing some days. Not to mention the state of the country and how much political content I watch daily.... BUT YOUR SHOW LITERALLY HAS ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD the entire hour. It is such a beautiful break up of my day to day because your show is so unique. The funny and ridiculous topics you guys discuss are obviously the types of things that people think about in their head but tend to not say out loud. This format you guys have come up with is so perfect and I LOVE LOVE LOVE It! There are days where I see a nw video from you guys and it changes my whole day. I just want to say thank you! It's such a great show and a welcome break from the daily chaos.

[@Joy-io7xl]

The best and worst moments of our lives are just that - a series of moments - the laughter and enjoyment are moments that last a little longer - so Thanks The Cast - for stretching those “fun” moments!

[@marydenny1]

The Adam’s apple, forearm, chest hair back-up move needs to return!🤣

[@saltressX]

💯% AGREE BACK IN THE DAY THIS WAS “THE MOVE” THE LADIES WAITED FOR GOING OUT ON A DATE WHEN THE GUY CAME TO PICK YOU UP IN HIS FRESHLY CLEANED AND WAXED CAR‼️ 🚘 🔥💪😍💋

[@marydenny1]

@@saltressX I forgot the cleaned out car with fresh wax move ever existed! 😂 My Dad taught us to wash and wax our cars in the driveway on Saturdays. Great memory and it always felt so good to take it out for a drive afterwards.

[@jamieczarnecki7718]

Hilarious 😂

[@coconutlove]

A SPRINKLE OF CHEST HAIR!!!!🤣

[@cujo3357]

When you are driving a manual you do that but not in pussyland USA .

[@Joy-io7xl]

If I could - I would give The Cast the same award as any Hero in time - Humor Saves The World - One Smile At A Time!

[@stephaniecallahan5356]

I could never get sick of either one of yous; you guys are helping me through a rough spot and I am so very very grateful for this Cast ! ❤️🙏

[@sallyjane27]

Backing out of the driveway and thinking "look at this guy's Adam's apple" 🤣. Abd Pete's, "if he can't back out the girl just says never mind about the date". Hilarious!

[@sheilasweeney1479]

😂Pete is out of his mind! Hilarious! !

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

My weekly 1 hour GREAT GUFFAW!!! 😂Thank you for the laughs over the years guys, it's the BEST CAST EVER, you are both Hilarious Humorists! 🤣🤣HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! 🥳🥳

[@colejodzio1]

It baffles me how this podcast isn’t in the top 200. Best comedy duo for years running.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Pete: "So I don't even look and I stomp on the gas, if I hit somebody is that my fault?" That is so unsafe and dangerous hahaha

[@Joy-io7xl]

Pete and Sebastian earned their Doctorate in Funny after 10 Years! Congratulations!

[@debbieskrletts725]

Pete the great moves would make a good piece. The phone move is priceless!

[@rasul407]

Pete every time you approach your garage, just go in backwards in reverse and slower, that way you can drive out facing the driveway and the sidewalk, much better visibility. Although it may sound like catch 22

[@ridethelightning9]

Lmao, Pete. As soon as you started talking, I knew you were definitely getting that ticket

[@johnc7192]

Merry Christmas pisans!! 🎄 cheers to 2023 🥂 thanks for giving us “the cast”

[@amymontalbano6139]

The cool moves with the phone... absolutely brilliant bit, that move is confident, in control, real man. Getting things done. Pete, you're the master.

[@reggiedunlop2222]

46:59 Sebastian asking Pete if a tooth 🦷 fell out 😂

[@lilubelle3455]

Lol u guys r so naturally funny. I love it. It’s like listenin to ur funny uncles lmao (not callin u guys old lol). & u guys have such great chemistry

[@GPagez]

Smiling, chuckling, and lol from the opening statements, right to the close out! Hilarious 😂 and yet still informative!

[@dtruth5769]

BEST COMEDY DUO ON THE PLANET! PAY ATTENTION!!

[@sgdsingh9123]

I would say that any time you’re driving a vehicle, you should LOOK where the hell you’re going. As a general rule.🤣

[@jamieczarnecki7718]

The phone bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I miss landlines lol!! I was dying 🤣🤣 I mean LITERALLY laughing out loud! These 2 kill me 😆😆😆

[@johnnyt.sollitto512]

My father beeped to pick up my mom early on their dating and my grandfather made him come in - lol!

[@jesselovesaprilproctor7688]

I just want you guys to know y’all rock I’m a father of 5 only income grinding through days and y’all bring a lot of light into some dark days thanks for everything you do #1 podcast in my book

[@oldfieldslife6700]

Fantastic cast guys ! Got a new driver in the house and will definitely throw this police stop technique on the big screen at dinner tomorrow night ! Thanks boys

[@williammcgrath9466]

It sounds like Pete is thinking about the future of a specific dog walker.

[@sylviawoods6650]

Joyeux 10 anniversaire, Pete et Sebastian!!🎉🎉 I was shocked it’s been ten years! You always deliver the laughs each episode! The “old movements “ bit had me rolling 😂

[@Jo_spice_blackwood]

need a rewatch ..you guys soothed me into a nap and gotta say out of the Gate with the rhetorical questions and reflections!! Edit: I love the way you guys introduce yourselves. Its like you are news casters and iin that 5/6 seconds, it's a settling down time...that's filled with anticipation which I feel is forming a mass connection. And being able to nap twice during the Caaste is a big thing as was in some contrast with a loved one hours before. Testament!

[@MD-tr1yv]

Pete is a natural ❤

[@slimpolobigfacts8021]

Awesome Cast !! Great Choice of Conversation! On point the whole time ! Another classic for the books!

[@1erinjames]

You'd need a "Private Property Trespassers May be Run Over" sign to get away with it Pete!!

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

nah that wouldnt work. Thatd prolly be the person that would get convicted of some wrongdoing the fastest lol. People got a gross misunderstanding of courts lol. Thats like those Aubrey guys legitimately thinking they were in the right to shoot that dude. That sign just screams "waiting for somebody to run over here"

[@empea3837]

😂

[@joannecleary249]

My husband is Japanese Canadian and Sebastian is right about the quiet culture. Beautiful customs and the importance of family are key.

[@Thebrewgeek1]

You are 100% at fault if you backup and kill someone in your driveway.

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg u guys are the best…who the hell needs therapy. You’re all the medicine I need to stay happy and laughing 😂

[@teresachoch3566]

I LOVE the way these 2 break down "the moves"...its a thing of beauty & Sebastian, I agree with you. I'm not comfortable with only relying on the car camera while backing out....must do "the move" 🙂

[@alexandraadams6682]

One of the best shows! Sebastian, “You need tickets?” I was waiting for the God Father music to play 😂 If a boy blew the horn for my daughter I would be the one to go out telling him to hit the road. ❤

[@toulla7477]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I found them again get ready for the good feelings. God bless you both.

[@melissaholman2605]

This is hands down the best podcast out there. Thanks guys!

[@csl350]

Smartless a close 2nd & they aren’t comedians

[@joannajordan38]

It's called involuntary manslaughter, Pete.

[@lovahgurl]

The busy signal was the BEST ! You dont wanna talk ? Off the hook lol ohhh sorry , phone was off the hook. Lol

[@philj4961]

Right out of the garage OMG PETE hitting people in his driveway HILARIOUS

[@shelleycampbell623]

Been with yall since covid or b4 yall never change your true family men THATS what i ❤

[@brendanrovan9139]

Great content. I don't understand why you guys aren't in the top 200. That is insane.

[@angeldquintas]

Yes Pete, you can get in trouble for accidentally hitting someone with your car on your property. It’s called involuntary manslaughter as well as reckless endangerment. Doesn’t matter if they were on your property or not. The only way I can think that you wouldn’t be in trouble is if they were attacking you on your property, and you attacked in self defense.

[@cbwavy]

You can definitely go to jail for accidentally killing someone, it's called manslaughter

[@gladtidings6020]

Actually it’s called “involuntary” manslaughter.

[@calistafalcontail]

I dont know weird US laws but manslaughter needs intention or being under the influence behind it, where I come from. Otherwise its an accident. Someone running into your cars way while you drive is not your fault and it wasnt your intention to harm anyone. I had a friend whos brother got hit while he was trying to get over the street and the lights were red for him. Got hit, got killed...the lady in the car didnt went to jail of course even though she accidentally killed him...but he messed up.

[@TheMajor8478]

Which is still a harsh name for it. Manslaughter sounds worse than murder to me. If I didn't know the difference and someone asked which one sounds worse by title alone, I would definitely say slaughter sounds worse lol

[@michael-yu3rb]

Guys. These are hypotheticals, to drum up conversation for potential hilarious comedy. So there's no need to debate here. Just laughs people, we are just discussing laughs. Let's do better as commenters in 2023

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

@@calistafalcontail it all depends on how it plays out in court, and it never ends up being black and white as you think. You could be truly innocent of any deliberate wrongdoing, but theres gonna be some lawyer there making it their mission to prove you were negligent in some way, and ppl go to prison for true accidents all the time. Thats why fkn dummies in this country need to be more careful driving. Its just by pure luck and odds that things like this dont happen to more ppl. Driving as absolutely safe as you can is dangerous enough. People get detached from the fact they are literally risking their lives every single day they get behind the wheel of a vehicle, going to work or whatever it is.

[@mariawelsh3190]

Pete and his phone antics🤗. What a vibe man. Love it😊💜💜

[@timgilbert9130]

Pete, you have to address all the snow that came your way, and how it affected you. hope you had power dude.

[@coop8166]

We need a tour of these two live!! It would sell out!

[@mrnjo7]

Wow Sebastian and Pete ! Was that a superstar comedy special on Netflix or wasn't it ? Sebastian , busted ass in Vegas man !!!!! I bell y laughed about 15 times are you kidding me ! ??? Sebastian Congratulations for doing a marvelous job on the script and the lip was astonishing !!!! Thank you brother ! You had a touch of a Stallone look alike on your face momentarily also ! Awesome!😂😁🦁🎄🇺🇸🇵🇷🇺🇸💪💥⚡⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@kathyread1379]

OMG,! LION KING PLAY IS FANTASTIC, BEST I’ve ever seen!! Saw it in Toronto !! GREAT GIFT from the grandparents !

[@Metch238]

Thank you Sebastian for the tips about PD pullover/stops. Like I previously said "shut up' and live another day!

[@saltressX]

THE POPES SOX 🧦 “BLESSED” PICTURE INCLUDED 😂🤣😭

[@vintagechick]

In 2002 a Long Island pediatrician backed over own child killing him his mission is why we all have back up cameras and sensors.. my kids were 6 and 2 at the time heart wrenching story.

[@Lilybet1316]

Re dating: it’s never too early for Sebastian to worry about anything 🤣

[@marialeibrandt5270]

Luv u two! TY for always being u - God Bless U Guys! Wear my nobody’s doing this hoodie proudly from when we saw Sebastian at the UC last December - Keep being amazing - Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to U & Yours! God Bless U 🥰🙏😘

[@hyacinthbarnes3773]

I was told this earlier in life about a traffic stop ,what Sebastian is saying I hope people is learning from this .VERY important information Sebastian.

[@calistafalcontail]

This is only relevant for the nutty US. This amount of anxiety and threat in a simple pull over is wild. Everyone assuming someone is pulling out a gun when they move an inch?....Damn.

[@heatherdecriscio1441]

The unseasonably warm sandal scenerio 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliekolodziej5429]

Pete 😂😂😂😂 come on guy , the high speed BLIND back out ,, Im worried about you guy! 😂😂

[@DarcyPederson]

Legendary laughs. This show is a staple in my life. Keep it up!

[@traceytwardowski1491]

You two are great together! I love the cop pull over technics.

[@racheller8753]

Every episode every pod I laugh out loud I love these guys please keep em coming!

[@jodypowell342]

This put me in a good mood for the rest of my day. I get to work at 630am. And yes, beeping, not going....you're staying home.

[@Susan-cooks]

Keys on the roof, hands out the window...the officer isn't thinking you're quiet, the officer is thinking you have experience with law enforcement

[@philmakris8507]

A declaration of independence over the toilet has to be the most Ginzo thing Seb has ever said.

[@saltressX]

“GINZO” THANKS FOR THAT...I HAVENT HEARD THAT WORD SINCE CHILDHOOD LMFAOOOOO 😂

[@philmakris8507]

@@saltressX 🙌 you're welcome. Thank you for the compliment. 😷

[@mdgtexas]

1:07 that was a full scene! Pete thought he was a cop for half a second, I was right there, lol!

[@bernadettelabarr5611]

You learn more practical and pertinent information for real life from living life and listening to those that have than you do from books and teachers, hands down.

[@justafryguy]

Lol a photo with the popes socks 😂😂😂😂

[@kathleenkaczmarek1552]

Behind the wheel, you MUST be watchful or pay the consequence.

[@howardhill3395]

don't take anything for granted when you driving,,,,drive with relaxed awareness at all times

[@kathyread1379]

I liked the police pullover talk ! HERE in Canada a police officer was shot dead yesterday just responding to 2 kids who called the police to rescue them from a ditch!! Police risk their lives EVERY Minute of a day and deserve respect! Love you guys !

[@earldonaldswartz816]

The only thing with driving is the fact that you are operating heavy machinery - requiring observational checks before even starting, let alone moving the vehicle.

[@Metch238]

Pete you broke the speed limit. Period

[@JohnnyLouey]

These guys are demented but funny!

[@Metch238]

Every room should have a conversation piece.

[@koreystephens]

32:32 Yeah, Dusty Baker in a baseball uni is such a weird look. Weird tradition.

[@lianacena9246]

I love ❤your show ….. Look forward to it every week ….. But….. I truly missed you talking about your gift exchange this year !

[@Tinatonerfitness]

literally my third time watching this episode, feels fresh every time...I love these two.

[@PrevailVideos]

You can't legally kill someone on your driveway even by accident because you wanted to be careless and not look. But, what if someone's dog is behind your car or their cat and you can't see them? What if it's a toddler? You're not careless, but are you still responsible regardless of whether you can see them or not?

[@westondaniel]

You would have had to of made it clear where your property begins and make it known you do not want anyone on your property including fences and signs.

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

@@westondaniel still wouldnt matter. Thats deliberate negligence

[@cherylfahy8584]

Best wishes to you two and yours.

[@kathyread1379]

I really like what Sebastian said about Coaches wearing suits ! NHL Hockey coaches wear suits ! My own grandson (15) Yrs old is required to wear a suit to their hockey games arriving and leaving !! It looks SO PROFESSIONAL ,!

[@robertuhl8817]

After I watch the Cast I feel like a fucking genius!!!!! Lol!!!!

[@Metch238]

Pete and the analog rotary phone. I'm dyin'!

[@hellskitchen360]

I can feel brain cells dying off during this one.

[@robertuhl8817]

Steve is not resting comfortably in hell.

[@okayboomernyc]

Japanese - organized, simple, polite, corteous, good character, dependable and they have a great sense of humor.

[@kathyread1379]

I Love TheCast ! Enjoy hearing you two banter back and forth ! 😊

[@bernadettelabarr5611]

Popes hat is called mitre, also spelled miter. As pope, the pontiff does not own anything. He has custodianship of the church’s fortune during his reign. The Codex Vaticanus “is rightly considered to be the oldest extant copy of the Bible” The Codex is named after it’s place of conservation in the Vatican Library, where it has been kept since at least the 15th century. In answer to your Pope questions. You got me curious, so I looked it up. Thought I’d share. Love the show! The format is so cool, feels like I’m a fly on the wall to a very funny and thought provoking conversation between awesomely funny guys. Love the way you make each other see things in a different light. So glad Sebastian made Pete reconsider speeding out the driveway without looking. His daughter could wander out to the driveway to wave bye to daddy and something unthinkable happen. As soon as you get behind the wheel it’s your responsibility to always look at everything around you. Your the one in control of a machine that can, will, and does kill. It’s a major responsibility that needs to be taken seriously by everybody all the time everywhere you are. Even or especially on your property that’s where your most loved ones live and wander about. Love you guys!

[@elisehansenhawkins9455]

I love Pete's instant dark opener Q!! Haha

[@eveclass716]

The pullover 😂😂😂

[@celestialdragon3989]

I heard a caller RIPPPPPP Sebastian a new hole on the MR about new Netflix stand up &…….I agreed!😳. Not everybody’s feeling him of late

[@noone7138]

"Utilize the contacts" words to live by.

[@nightowl8172]

I'm LMAO when Sebastian says "you need tickets, call me!". Pete is like Whaat?? Too funny! Such a real convo. Love it.

[@Thejayfrancis]

Barely 10 minutes in and Sebastian saves Pete from a lifetime prison sentence. This is why he has a driveway you could launch 747's on.

[@moonchild9315]

Com’on Pete Sebastian has a bit on how well behaved the Japanese are 🤣

[@robertuhl8817]

Door Dash, exactly what we need no more human contact!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leliacogar9051]

I swear to god I love you two crazy but heads.😂you have a crazy attitude of life just as I do and this I am grateful for most in my life I have to laugh even in the face of death I mean what else is there in life to do but laugh because we're all screwed in the end so thanks for making my day you too you are a hoot

[@cbwavy]

Hope Pete's been doing alright in the nasty weather that's hit Buffalo

[@helengreen6724]

Blizzard is killing weather. Take care to anyone living in Buffalo.

[@Hippie_chic_at_heart]

I was hoping they’d bring that up in this episode ..possibly the next 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

[@BingBongWasheeWashee]

@@Hippie_chic_at_heart This episode was filmed before this storm, at least a week or two. They mention the world cup not being over yet

[@lisastratton1044]

I live in Buffalo and this was one of the worse storms we've ever had. 🥶

[@philmakris8507]

So by Pete's logic one could legally shoot his dog.

[@TJB1510]

Insane In The Membrane.....ARE IN IN CONTROL OF YOUR MOWER?

[@Tramonti714]

I wish I didn't hear Pete's version of backing up recklessly! Gee Wizzz. I hope it's just for a crazy bit

[@moonchild9315]

I appreciate the question Sebastian brought up about being pulled over. I always think that too- if I do any sudden movements they’ll think I’m suspicious

[@jaimegarcia7922]

Ok guys, This is what you do ...when you park your car into your garage, you park your car in reverse AND when you come out, you leave your garage facing the traffic, that way you will not kill anybody. Your lawyer friend from Puerto Rico.