The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 587 (FULL EPISODE)

[@garymaiano1008]

The friendship these two have warms my soul every week.

[@rosep9866]

That's questionable

[@joshuamackenzie2553]

been watching this every week for 8 years haven't missed an episode and love the cast. Pete, I hope you and Sebastian have an amazing year full of joy and happiness for y'all & your families.

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

7 years 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@SG-MT]

I absolutely♥fans like you who have positive feedback and not some of the ridiculous sh*t that some random trolls write in the comments that sound more like haters who should just keep scrolling if they don't like the content and have nothing but negative criticism about these guys.

[@micheleczawursky620]

Sebastian’s face during the swing story…priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

[@connorstephens7467]

I wish someone would look at me that intently the same way Pete looks at Sebastian when he’s speaking. 😅

[@user-uh5tb9er4o]

😂😂😂hahahahahaha. Omg me too, right

[@DawnYogaCare]

Pete is an awesome listener and second to none conversationalist. Sebastian must stop being a verbal narcissist toward Pete. Sebastian vocabulary is retarded as his knowledge of fitness/wellness. As a trainer, it baffles the mind that Seb hasn't been informed. Sleep is interrupted with alcohol use: 11 days & he's Braggadocious? The use of the word retarded is not old-school. However, let us recall Seb is also on a journey to increase his vocabulary so that he sounds like he's educated. What happened to the increased word-power journey? He still sounds narcissistic, crass & undereducated. Sebastian Says he's on a wellness journey, however, he doesn't seem to realize that wellness means mind and body. They work in tandem for a homeostatic equilibrium. Thoughts become things. His thoughts are benign.

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

No ya don't want that😅😊

[@AgendaInMind]

He needs to stop with the cortisone. It doesn’t “heal” the problem, it STOPS the healing phase. It’s like stopping a wound from closing completely. Allow the patches to go thru the complete stages of healing without stopping it. Doctors know nothing about how or why the body gets ill. They only treat symptoms with drugs, surgery or chemo and radiation.

[@starsparklz2780]

What ya daddy look like..plz can I stay???? Plz

[@turneryoung905]

Sebastian was being pretty into his ego when Pete was asking about drinking when he came to town because Pete wasn’t like trying to pressure him. Into anything I think he was legit asking outta curiosity. If Pete told Sebastian he was on a “health and wellness” journey while taking himself with the most seriousness, he’d light Pete up!!! Sheesh Guy.

[@user-uh5tb9er4o]

Welcome back, Pete's 5 o'clock shadow

[@Luna-sz9uq]

I love Pete’s argument of being grandfathered in to use certain words 😅. He’s so funny!😂

[@mom_cheeks2001]

agreed, burst out laughing in the car

[@sreneethomas]

You guys go viral in my house every week!! ❤

[@joiemurray2321]

Thank God for Pete!!! Like I said before, tuned in for Sebastian, but stay for Pete! 💕 Been watching them for years. The Audacity for Sebastian to tell Pete…” I am surprised you know how to email”…I saw you Pete…it struck a nerve and it should have!!! Hey Sebastian “News Alert, Pete was writing for network shows before anyone knew your name…pretty sure he knows how to email! “ Thanks Pete for ALWAYS KEEPING IT REAL, on every level” Sebastian was sweating when Pete said “ Retarded” ( ‘cause he might not get the next “Hollywood” deal 🤢

[@cryptojayski]

Best podcast since 2020. Deff need more recognition

[@impressionsfromthegarden1915]

Listen to the early episodes too

[@cryptojayski]

@@impressionsfromthegarden1915 for sure! They’re always on point

[@cbwavy]

10:40 The whole borrowing cream conversation just had me crying 😂😂

[@mmoreno733]

The video that will speak volumes is one that showed what happens to the child that didn't conform. That would explain the enthusiasm I suspect.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

I’m just blown away that The Cast hasn’t gotten the viewership and recognition it deserves. It’s the funniest, most candid, truthful commentary on….. Everything! The variety of topics and takes on topics is the best👍🏼

[@JohnMarascia]

Oh great my Tuesday fix. Thank you.

[@hollyfavicchio3628]

Fun! Thanks for the laughs guys! Pete you get me every week! I love when Sebastian laughs at Pete too. Let’s face it he’s a funny dude. I appreciate the two of you giving me some comedy every week. Thanks guys.

[@MikeE-]

“You’re doing motel 6 behavior, so you can stay there” 😂

[@rosep9866]

Especially because they hate the homeless

[@edwardschrantz5740]

"Motel 6 Behavior".....LOL!!!!!

[@lisastratton1044]

Excellent show today 😂 Glad you're growing your beard back Pete.

[@debratrani8583]

Loved Somewhere in Queens. Sebastian is really great in Bookie too. Happy to see a second season is coming. Love both you guys.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

I shared The Cast with my family I visited in the last two weeks. My bro in-law (Italian, loves this kind of commentary, loves podcasts) enjoyed it immensely👏🏼

[@angelicanoto3879]

Great show guys as usual… love laugh from Patrick in the back.

[@stacey-i6m]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am DYING over the SWING story. Gawd I LOVE this Podcast. The reference to Pete having just come from a STINT in Prison!!!! and Pete saying he's GRANDFATHER'D in!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆Comedy GOLD

[@marymangiaracina5332]

This show was a Gem, the Best, funniest, every topic😂literally laughing out loud!! I can't wait to see the Movie, Somewhere in Queens❤

[@cu4wur6023]

Surreal hearing you both talk about Psoriasis. I’ve had Psoriasis since I was 14 yrs and I’m 61 now. Psoriasis free BUT on Apremilast. Try and stay with the lotions and potions if you can . Stress and alcohol flares it up and it doesn’t like cold weather. Sun good for it protected. I feel for you you both. Keep on top of it. Don’t let it get out of control. Love you guys discussing this topic and other topics that bring awareness. Thanks for the humour every week, you’re the best!👏🏻🌟🇬🇧

[@joiemurray2321]

PS…Pete, when Sebastian asked…” I want to ask you some parenting advice”, …I thought for sure you were gonna say something like…” Guy, this isn’t Daddy Doctor”

[@MrFonseca75]

This was a crazy show and I love it

[@mherrera2400]

Pete makes the show. HANDS DOWN!

[@Hitmonlethal07]

41:25 I remember as a kid going to DMV with my mom, and let me tell you none of these kids could handle that these days.

[@ALM-td9yg]

"The way I look at you sometimes is like youve been in prison for 25 years and now youre out and youre still using the same words that you used when you went in". 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaneb4923]

Happy To Hear You Stopped Drinking Sebastian!! 1 Day At A Time My Friend!! I Just Hit 5 Years Sober.

[@stillholding4975]

"Theyre all dressed the same and none of them are smiling"..😅😅😅 pete is awesome

[@mohddec]

The Apple store part is amazing i hope you incorporate it in your show

[@ayeye6680]

"I'm grandfathered in, bro" He's a national treasure!

[@csuinn2574]

Why have they never gone viral?! I'm crying laughing at every episode!

[@maryirvin6202]

Mr. Sebastian. Sleep studies reveal "sleep apnea" for me and snoring. CPAP machines are not easy to use. I found American Sleep Dentistry and they fit me for a mouthpiece I wear no problem. No snoring, better sleep and forget the CPAP machine.

[@apocketfullofsunshine6060]

You don’t know how happy I am to hear that! It’s insane my husband has a CPAP machine due to sleep apnea and he still snores! He’s in the other room! I still hear him! Yes, I have good hearing! Lol. But it’s time I stop sleeping alone and I want my husband to feel better! So we are going to try the mouthpiece. I think insurance doesn’t cover that. Your comment was very helpful! Have a great day!

[@smiffteddy]

Sebastian you're not going to go viral when you completely freak out and overreact when Pete tries to explain something as little as the privates.. come on..... 😂😂😂

[@franklee7542]

That reaction was actually unnecessary. Sebastian reacted as if Pete had said something gross or ... I don't even know. 😏 Must everyone else get psoriasis only on those parts where your family gets it? Aaaaah, Sebastian here you are tripping ...😊

[@lorianne5974]

I took my pet parrot to the Borgata when I saw Sebastian's show a couple years ago. Nobody knew he was there except the Room Service staff. Had a fantastic time

[@SB-pe9ec]

Such a great ep. Appreciate you guys sharing the stories

[@jackfriel0413]

Love you guys!!!

[@dawnquinones2145]

Great show to start the new year!!! Very funny guys. Thanks for the laughs

[@maryanngiakoumatos8498]

Awesome show!

[@estellascouten1078]

Great Cast Gentlemen!!! Bravo...the great tribute to you Sebastian from Pete about the RR & your movie was so sincere!!! I saw the raw true friendship you guys have "SHINE" through for each other's accomplishments!! Much 💚 from no other than NM!!! 🙂💚🤟🐈‍⬛NM

[@moinsanityworkout2406]

Pete, there's online services to see an online doctor on IPad cam (for example) to prescribe stuff like this without having to visit a dr office, and usually they take insurance. Btw, Scruff face looks better than shave imho. Sebastian the best decision you had made is to stop drinking wine. I was just drinking wine occasionally, 2020 decided to quit for a few months, the pandemic came and suddenly I wasn't going out much. 4 years later no wine still or any liquor and to be honest, its been the best decision ever, cortisol levels and stress went down, sleep and workouts got better (even aircraft turbulence rarely bother me like it used to). I just started eating one Ingredient food, 0 processed or 0 ultra processed since Oct 5 and the energy, better sleep and mental clarity has been amazing. At this point of our lives, (I'm around you guy's age), feeling the best all the time takes a priority over short term indulgences, even if we need to let go bread, pasta, wine etc. The end result of not having inflammation and pain, more energy and stamina its better and more rewarding.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

Well-stated-I understand and can relate 100% to what you said. And I’m the same age. Sugar, processed food and alcohol, all a no-go. The goal-keep the inflammation down⬇️

[@aaschmit]

Oh my gosh, Pete! I lost it from that swing story

[@bonniegirl_51]

What if it was Sadie coming home at 530 and the guy is there in the swing? Different scenarios!!

[@josephinemiceli7911]

Yes I love watching your show , thanks

[@Zen-sl7de]

I totally have gotten rid of social media world but had to check out your guys podcast. You guys are hilarious.

[@jppop6359]

“IF YOU HAVE A PIT-BULL, my son is coming with a gun😂😂😂😂

[@constantinosmavroyannis9409]

this is a cure-for-a-bad-day type of podcast

[@juanmedranoofficial]

Thanks for the recommendation, Pete. Somewhere in Queens was good.

[@YvetteConte]

When Sebastian looks down and covers his face after Pete asked, “Bro, have you ever called someone retarded who actually is retarded?” At that moment I spit my coffee out I laughed so hard. Sebastian’s face just got me. 😂

[@franpaszkowski-hood1565]

Yes it was a fun show!!!

[@mrnjo7]

Welcome to the club Sabastian Sir ! I'm 66 and I stopped drinking at 52 years of age !!! Why? Because the splitting headache sucks after only one beer ??? Problem solved ! No more drinking !

[@celestialdragon330]

I’m just surprised Sebastian hasn’t become a Scientologist yet!

[@marier.245]

No!

[@bonniegirl_51]

Well he is obsessed with Cruise!!

[@celestialdragon330]

@@bonniegirl_51 exactly! Plus…I think he’s easily swayed by the LA way!

[@josephsenese2635]

Pete, your hair looks great!

[@mr.Swartz]

The Boys need an uncensored Italian apprentice to say the wild ish that goes viral

[@brookeanderson2631]

“You hide it well” 😂😂😂

[@ReservoirOfHawgs]

“…B-e-l-l-y Button?!…” 😂😂😂

[@brookeanderson2631]

Don’t make this podcast a “family show” 😂 I enjoy the adult humor you both provide 😅

[@mom_cheeks2001]

We need a Pete and Sebastian Thesaurus. "Reling-wish" "Saint Trow-pez" "Koi-fd" Gold.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

Nice pitch for Somewhere in Queens, Pete. I’m gonna catch it very soon

[@izzideleo11eleven]

When my daughter was young, I would not let her sleep out unless I knew the family well. I used to ask 3 questions: -Are there any unsecured guns in the home and are any minors handling guns? I witnessed an incident with a good friend's 17-yr old son coming down the stairs with a hunting shotgun which he had pointed at me (I sort of ran into him). He said he was sorry. I went to use the restroom and when I came out the gun was unattended just placed onto the kitchen counter while he put on his clothes. That was the last time, my daughter was ever going there alone and these were people I loved. -Is anyone in the home using illegal drugs? Mainly other than pot, but I was concerned about cops showing up etc when I wasn't there or the kids curious etc. -Is anyone in the home or someone who is free to come and go that is molesting children? Ive had to deal with numerous strange parents of my daughters friends and I had to get real.

[@franpaszkowski-hood1565]

Artificial intelligence- no Sebastian- it’s a stronger scary thing - don’t ask for it!!!

[@Hforoooo]

Sebastian mispronouncing cirrhosis last week becomes a whole bit about psoriasis 😂

[@rosep9866]

Must be slow,,BRO

[@debbiehall2006]

Had to watch Somewhere in Queens…loved it!!!! Thanks Pete for bringing that up.No spoilers, but I actually liked the ending. Love the Cast. You two are so funny and the same on some things and opposite on some things. Thats the magic that makes the cast so funny and interesting.

[@SG-MT]

I'm lmao at work thanks to these guys. 🤣🤣🤣

[@joeyc7128]

literally CRYING laughing at the swing story😂

[@ingelathune-boyle]

You have so many viral moments in the past. Pete's 'getting rid of the piano' and Jackie telling him to burn it. Sebastian's ' hiking and the foreign man hiking with his grandchildren and falling over'.

[@loving_lioness3518]

I like y'all's classic BS back n forth shows waaaay more than the other stuff with guests y'all did. 👍👍👍👍👍

[@shannonoconnor5502]

Yes, I think their dynamic really changes when they have a guest. The flow is interrupted and I feel that flow is what we all love so much

[@Srt597]

Miss Petey’s-“ We’re back baby!”

[@littlemissmaybe480]

I only allowed sleepovers at my house.

[@BeHo-ci8zw]

SEBASTIAN is sounding like Robert De Niro in this episode. 80 year old Hollywood Democrat De Niro.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

Thank God for DeNiro. In every way

[@JaBrandNew]

Best thing to do is have them trained and take safety courses. The younger the better. It will alleviate the curiosity.

[@shannonoconnor5502]

GREAT advice👏🏼 When I was in 4th grade, my classmates, Gordy and Sammy, were playing together at Sammy’s house. Sammy’s family owned a store so they had a handgun for protection against thieves. The boys saw the gun, just sitting out. Gordy thought it was cool, not knowing if it was real, pulled the trigger which hit Sammy in the neck and paralyzed Sammy from the neck down. Devastating. For everyone. I’m 56 years old. This problem with firearms around children has been going on a long time😔

[@anizee77]

Hahahhaha. Nails into the brain. Hahahaha. You’re too much!!! Love it!!

[@eljel44455]

That guy's trespassing..he needs to learn in any case!!!

[@dtruth5769]

BORROW MEDICATION 😂😂

[@noodlehat3250]

Why is there a Fenway Park wall in the background?

[@debbiebasquit0728]

Hey Sebastian, I heard the other day on Sherri Shepherd, that the bookie got a 2 season!! 👏 🎉CONGRATULATIONS! Omar’s interview was good.

[@HiHi7530]

With regards to schools, even American schools in foreign countries there's the same kind of attitude where everything is "lenient", students treat teachers like their pals, and things are lax. I don't know what it is about American education systems and their lack of discipline and order. Apparently this mindset is transcending into other areas of American life. I also partly blame the young generation growing up with social media particularly TikTok. That thing is not only dangerous but it messed with their head. On the same note, in the U.S everyone is getting offended at everything lately. Say literally anything and you are "violating their rights", or "you're racist", or you're a something something -phobe. Either a phone, knife or gun will be aimed at you. Not even authorities can do anything.

[@Mikomido5]

Sebastian, I’ve been binge watching your stand ups on Netflix! Hope you come out with a new one. Love your stand ups 😂

[@denisejansma9286]

I had psoriasis since I was 10. All over my legs, arms, scalp, ears. It was NOT in spots. It was all over only place I didn't have it was on my face and feet, thank the Lord! Eczema usually occurs in patches. It was awful.

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

I'm just imagining Pete walking around with a gallon tub of psoriasis cream

[@mom_cheeks2001]

a 'bucket' haha

[@rossanalombardo6271]

Wow Sebastian I can’t believe how much your looking like your dad

[@5.0_meatballmarinara]

Pete I F’IN love you bro you’re the man ! 😂

[@JFairhart]

After watching this Cast episode and your comments about “Somewhere in Queens” film, I did watch it and it’s a nice film. I agree with your comments that Sebastian was looking great. He has a standout presence in this film, just like he did in the Irishman. I enjoyed the film, it had some surprises in it that I think works well, actually. I think the kid in the story plot reflects what is happening with many youth in our current culture.

[@lisapappas4321]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Pete love the swing , love both of you 😂😂😂

[@MRGoodenough76]

51:30 for the BDS clip

[@awupda]

Thank you.

[@sithebugguy3193]

5:08 sebastians a hyprocite because he does the ""balls touch the tile" joke with the "air b & b bit"

[@SuzieRoseNow]

Ps.. I scratch my scalp too PETE! Plus sometimes the above groin area….. PLEASE. Just know it’s fine… it’s mostly temporary.. plus.. if a particular place is making you crazy? Just don’t scratch… get “inside” of that feeling… might feel impossible… but if you practice that it will go away 🙏💗💪

[@colejodzio1]

Collab with Bob Does Sports was amazing as a big fan of both.

[@diannawilliams6923]

Well done! I hope Pete gets to do a movie with Andy Garcia!

[@doinapascaru279]

Sebastián you have sleep apnea 😂😂I have it to ,the Doctor wanted to get me on that suppose to stop from snoring. I said no to it 15 years ago, sometimes I stop breathing for a few seconds 😂my girls watched me and they had worried 😂😂😂I know so many people that have the heavy duty snoring 😂😂😂😂Some of us are just snore loud and proud 😂😂😂😂🤒✌✌❤

[@shutuppabs323]

This is such old man screaming at clouds energy.

[@jhambones2]

I’m watching this from Pete’s swing lolol

[@lisapappas4321]

Sebastian, this is a lot to unpack lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@micheleczawursky620]

I’m crying over the litter box & “Motel 6” behavior 😂😅😂😂😂😂😅😂

[@Gemmarose9012]

Pete, I wish you would stop taking the one down position as if you’re somehow not equal to Sebastian. He’s Hollywood, so what? Don’t let him “correct you”, you’re not a child! You’re brilliant, extremely funny, talented all on your own, and frankly my husband and I would prefer to hang out with you if given the choice. See you in San Antonio! I’m missing the northeast and I’m glad you’re bringing some goomba!❤

[@Zinctwentyone]

That Queens movie was excellent.

[@1erinjames]

Make time to teach your children about different dangers and what respecting those things mean. If you're afraid of stuff, because you have no experience with them, you pass on those fears and the children never learn what to do if/when a dangerous situation presents itself. I know kids raised with target practice, who understand cuz they were taught, the dangers of those things. Hide a child from things and they will find themselves in bad situations not knowing what to do! You don't block a child forever from a kitchen because they could get burned by the stove. You hands on set up a controlled situation to start teaching. My 2 cents that no one asked for. But I know full well what I'm talking about.

[@artfio4051]

As you guys speak I traveled from Florida to turkey for the exact reason you guys are talking about. The medical system here is like the way we would like it in America. See a Doctor he makes an appointment with the specialist in the next room,you go to the pharmacy and get medical for penny's on our dollar. It cost me 5 grand to get here and it was already worth it in 3 days here