The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 415

[@joyk8550]

These two together are Gold...you can tell they really are friends

[@stephaniepotterart]

Great relief and a break from all the worldly crap hangin with you two, thanks! 👍

[@MarnettaAnn]

I got in trouble today at work for laughing too hard at watching these guys...oh my God! It was the best reason to get reprimanded! Thanks, guys!

[@douglasferris4286]

The best podcast period. Love you guys. You make me laugh out loud, till I cry. Thank you both

[@dhg142]

Sebastian the world doesn't start & end with you. You should give unconditionally.

[@katharinesantana7147]

”Whale eggs” 😆

[@carynthomas751]

I have done this - in fact I have brought homemade pizza to my dad's grave on his birthday and.... my chair. its a great way to honor and remember my dad Sebastian - I can relate to so many things - having grandparents that came from a small town in Italy. It is like reliving my childhood when I hear you tell stories

[@cindyjones3216]

I love you two! Thanks for doing this and God bless the both of you!

[@LeeLaceyLee]

I just want to say thank you for this show. It really does help keep my mind off of everything. I’m a big fan of Sebastian and just now meeting Pete. You two are great. Thanks again 👍

[@colepapalazarou9160]

Its the Beluga Sturgeon that gives caviar, not the beluga whale. Whales are mammals, sturgeon are fish lol.

[@kittyj3056]

Hilarious. I thought they were kidding. Like he was saying about the Mexican gardeners, Italians seem to know everything. Love these morons!

[@tracyturner-browne4012]

@@kittyj3056 why

[@ownplz5632]

It dont matta if it comes from mammals or fish its expensive so this guido thinks he should eat it. LOL

[@susanbrocksmith919]

Agree, this one was gold!!! Thank you both so much for doing this!!! Many laughs! So relatable!!!

[@mirandamartin7350]

Exactly! This is a departure from everyday life!

[@Dbrockjohnson]

You guys are genius man! I’ve laughed the whole time and you guys are just talking about life man! Thanks for the laughs guy! Especially with a,k the damn hatred in this country now! Love this show

[@ginnyshaffer9002]

I love Sebastian but Pete is Fucin Hysterical!!! Brilliant! Thanks for the gut splitting laughs!!!

[@singmusicdanc]

Love Pete so funny

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

I am so glad I found this cast! So angry it took me so long. Everyone is hysterical.

[@jostandefer3582]

Pete you truly are the real deal... I love your outlook.. you are hilarious!!!!!

[@ava198]

Whale eggs? Thats gotta be one big egg 🤣

[@vanish24]

Keep up the cast guys!! Great time!

[@716tg3]

“ this is about fire fighting and bikes “ 😂 💀

[@Ms._Purple_Apple]

Love love love your firehall pizza story, so hilarious! It would’ve been a bonus if you were in the picture. Guess they were in shock and obviously weren’t thinking straight. Imagine the conversation they had after you left.

[@vcasqu]

Let me tell you something, I can’t drive anymore without listening to you guys! I saw a few episodes on youtube, enough to be able to have the mental picture of your way of talking and expressions, and now I listen to the podcasts and it’s like watching you on video. And you’re both extremely funny. Please keep it going. It is sooooo entertaining. This is Vasco, from Lisbon in Portugal.

[@Libora100550]

😂 I’ve never seen a Dalmatian at a firehouse either! 😂😂😂

[@aziaprince797]

Great show guys. Love u two so much. So freaking funny.

[@tuckerdale1729]

Whale "eggs"???? OMG! Its Salmon or Sturgeon eggs, lol....Whale eggs? Im dying here

[@bobloblaw9791]

LoL its Beluga sturgeon eggs- so yeah. Slight mistake on Sebastians part. 🔄

[@alcartica5887]

Love the show Guys!!! Makes my shift at work smooth sailing thx bruddas!!! 💯

[@acaipalm]

I love this show with you both! So hilarious!

[@B-RaDD]

Episode #4154 already.... You guys have really come a long way... What a journey

[@bs9531]

You guys are so good! This is awesome!

[@vander2000]

you two guys are great!

[@juliewayseer]

Just starting to watch you guys. Great stuff!

[@singmusicdanc]

Keep watching it is a great time. Also, look into watching some of the shows from earlier on especially We Got Ants. Its funny what men talk about.

[@maryelizabeth8058]

You guys are so funny you make me laugh so hard.... we need that right now because the world has gone bonkers.... you both are so smart so witty so funny really great.... thank you for doing this we love you❤

[@singmusicdanc]

Have you noticed their are a lot more women listening and watching. Glad I am not the only one I know I like it because its interesting what silly stuff that guys worry about and bit;# about compared to women

[@danieldonado6814]

GUY...I'm so mad I barely discovered this podcast now ._. it was so funny! Def waiting on the next! Amazing job guys!

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Same. I started about 4 months ago around #385. Go to Soundcloud and you can start from episode 1.

[@sydneyanthoni6168]

Thanks guys for another hour of amusement! I needed it :D

[@davidandronicomusic]

So glad you guys do video now, love this podcast. My current favorite.

[@jond1325]

Great show! Keep ‘em comin’ !

[@susanmulvey6311]

Sebastian is so good looking! I can't even!!

[@raquelucha22aldaco13]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂 the fire comedy is hilarious

[@Mia_1941]

I Love his wife Lana.. she is so Amazing!! She loves him so much, she will do anything for him. I am puerto riquena and hubby is Cubano, will do anything for him, because he gives it right back to me. My hubby is Amazing!!

[@VicAtNyte]

Yo... I could see that being an episode of Sebastian Says..A fire breaks out on your street, and Sebastian hooks up his own fire hose to a fire hydrant...then the fire dept shows up lol.. "He's like i got this!" Meanwhile feed the fire guys some pasta and meatballs lol

[@zacjsimmons]

this is the best podcast.

[@stevedouglas7375]

Hey Sebastian --- "yes" you can hire your own fire department and/or crew. They are available for hire. Simply look into it. I do know for a fact some people in and around L.A. have their own fire personnel that will go specially to your house to fight a fire. Research it and you'll find information on it.

[@xrisouligurl4470]

Luv u guyz!! I cld listen to u2 for hours. U make my week~

[@SuperScottCrawford]

I guess firefighters don't care much for the quick pop in either. "Give us a heads up before you come over!!"

[@murfenator923]

So, you couple of ding-dongs, Beluga caviar is the world's most expensive which comes from Sturgeons, a rather large fish. But you can also eat the roe or caviar of trout and salmon. Love your show.

[@lindapollot388]

I love Sebastian. I watch everyone of his videos. His wife is so cute too. She's funny. :-)

[@michelleerin91]

I love you both thank you 😊

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Lol. Sebastian and his cheese plates! His standard go-to food for any situation.

[@cinndyhurtado]

Can we get an episode featuring the wives!

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Mmmm.... nah.

[@rasul407]

ScotSpeed 😂

[@tashastravel5904]

I think Beluga comes from the great sturgeon fish.

[@raynaeyaert]

That is correct.😉

[@Libora100550]

I just want to try some 🤨

[@tashastravel5904]

@@Libora100550 me too!

[@raquelucha22aldaco13]

“By the way, you got five margaritas, you didn’t mix it up?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pamkydes7826]

ALL guys should talk like this!!!

[@rainedelaze708]

Did he just say, “Whale eggs”?? 😂😂😂

[@random.internet.person]

I'm cracking up 😂

[@carolbenson6524]

Shame on Sebastian for not doing anything for his wife on Mothers Day. He better make up for that next year!!!!!!

[@Exprealtyagent]

I fight the fire!! 😎

[@RainTime110]

Funny! Love the fire hydrant ideas and hosing down your house from the backyard, so no one sees you from the front yard.

[@GodsOath_com]

My uncle has his own fire hose. Definitely a good plan. He uses it in case the fire dept doesn’t show up to fight wild fires on the mountain side he lives by.

[@JoiBean67]

I love Sebastian he is hilarious and that guy peed is too I'm so glad I get notifications getting me through a rough time. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Damn Pandemic!

[@JoiBean67]

Oops Pete. But peed is what I'm going to do after I listen to these guys LOL

[@johaniusantonius6116]

The picture of this video showing up on my feed reminds me of a certain scene of goodfellas

[@oldcrowfpv]

Not only a chair and side table, i bringing a instant pop up canopy.

[@krisquigley4497]

Who is this Pete? What a screech! Great face.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Isn’t caviar sturgeon?

[@celticsunrise8764]

Exactly. Sebastian is a funny comic but doesn't seem too interested in animals.

[@kindnick58]

Also... Beluga ossetra sevruga .... THE CAST BABY!

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Brain sturgeon?

[@hazida5420]

Beluga is a white whale indeed 😊

[@sherrylynette2191]

Yes. You're correct.

[@mimigiggles4199]

I was thinking Sebastian went to the Firehouse so that he would have an Insider. That way he wouldn't have to gather up his family and go to a hotel every time there's a fire near the neighborhood.

[@labigs]

Caviar is unfertilized fish eggs, or roe that come from wild sturgeon.fyi

[@randygrant5760]

I dont laugh out loud at any podcast ....but you to together just makes me laugh . One thing that I hate is everytime I start watching I can't stop and just dont have the time ...you guys are making m ed late to work .

[@raquelucha22aldaco13]

Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂😂 I died when you checked your pipes for a leak 😂😂😂😂😂 wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ginamariano9434]

The best guys ever!!!! Ps I gate when people do not shut their mouths when eating . Thanks for the laughs

[@mamallamaandthelittles]

You can't just show up to a fire station expecting to hop on the truck? I'm so puzzled.

[@tammyedwards4635]

Sebastian is such a cutie.

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

He knows too

[@mariabenjamin8018]

Wish he wasn't married lol whoops

[@JulieHedges]

Girl I watch just to look at his smile. He is way too much sexy for one man.

[@kittieCoder]

Ew. I liked him as a comedian a lot before his ego got so big. I never thought he was handsome at all but I thought he was riot. His Stay Hungry tour special was a lot less funny.

[@biancadistefano7612]

Shout out to Lou Malnati's pizza! I live a couple hours north of Chicago and I thought about driving when I heard this reference 😋

[@dynastyduck3799]

Chill, love the show.

[@leftnotasorphans1125]

Love your show!

[@MaineMichelle]

LMAO, your own fire department??? OMG.... I'm pretty sure every Hollywood star has been trying to do this.

[@emartinez2988]

Whale caviar! 😁 🤔

[@maryjensen5310]

Whales don’t lay eggs. Ha ha.

[@oldiesmike]

Whales are mammals. They do not lay eggs Sebastian. It’s a beluga sturgeon.

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

I laughed so much I got a tension headache

[@kindnick58]

The CAST IS BACK! #HIP

[@natev1956]

"yeah I don't really think about endangered species when I'm knocking this down...." haha....Whale eggs I didn't know you can eat those holy s***.... Italians love the food they'll eat anything... Even if it was the last whale of the species on Earth....lol Btw.. you guys are a great duo.. I love how Pete pics your brain... He's very inquisitive... I just wish Pete wouldn't "F shot" so much

[@docbearmb]

I can’t believe you and the 12 who liked your comment don’t know a thing about the animal kingdom. You don’t need to know that whales are mammals and thus don’t have tons of eggs like a fish. They ovulate like humans: one egg, kept inside the body, per cycle. Caviar comes from fish. They make loads of eggs. Usually it’s from sturgeon.

[@natev1956]

@@docbearmb watch the clip, Sabastian said he ate whale eggs numb nuts!! Take it up with him.

[@sandywright6670]

OMG whale eggs LMAO

[@MrWonderful77]

Sebastian trying to get a million doll hair Spotify deal, I can see it happening.

[@vander2000]

I fight my own Fires

[@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk]

Soooooo funniiiiii>y!!!

[@funbrothers5457]

At 52:21 " You pissin Bro " Classic

[@VicAtNyte]

Need to hook up water resovoir towers with hoses that are pressurized..

[@jayrodriguez3522]

Bagels flown in from New York? Get the f$$k outta here!

[@jeffreypearce9572]

Pete at 40:38 pretty much sums up my feeling the past 6 months about anything. You gotta say just kidding just kidding don’t try to sue me please haha

[@veronican.brooke6577]

Ohmygoodness...the Rocky movie! He goes there every day! He is so old...he brings a chair...Hahaaa! I love "The Cast"!!!

[@joncoop2873]

"THATS FU*ING WILLY WONKA SHIT BRO, WILLY... WONKA !..!..!" - Pete

[@occipitalneuralgia2339]

If everyone to the north siphoned water up, there would not be any water left to fight fires, farther away. That is already happening in parts of southern Ca. Check the laws before tapping into the pipe. The penalties can be severe. You can’t even harvest rain water legally in some places.

[@aanon5716]

dont want to bring anyone down but....i watched a documentary on arlington national cemetery in va. & i cried throughout the whole film. a young widow came & lays down next to her young husbands grave. a father of a young soldier comes with his chair & the newspapers & coffee to spend the afternoon with his son every week. families come with flowers cards balloons on every birthday for their lost brother, uncle, cousin... mothers come for their dead sons to change flowers & sit on the ground & just quietly grieve for their beautiful brave sons who died way too young in a strange hostile land so far away from home.

[@bastet469]

Am I the only one who thinks Sebastian was being kinda douchey for expecting the firefighters to give the big VIP tour/photo-op ON THE SPOT?! DUDE, CALL AHEAD!!

[@monisolaelliott9346]

I love how Sabastian eats. We have the same taste in food.

[@dhg142]

How do fire hydrants work anyway?

[@eveclass716]

Folding chairs and small tables in philly cemataries are popular. "Get togethers with deceased loved ones" 🙏💀☠👻😱

[@christianlong1217]

I give pete alot of shit, but it's because love him so much

[@ethanletzer3507]

There's the Beluga whale and then the Beluga sturgeon which is where the caviar come from and are not related. Ones a mammal and the other a fish. Easily confused though!

[@buddha585]

Fire hydrant thing... FUNNY

[@sandywright6670]

O love these two men xoxo

[@dhg142]

Why don't you get residential sprinkler heads installed in every room?

[@rasul407]

Wait wait hold my mic 🎤 B A L O O G A L A

[@dhg142]

Whale 🤣🤣. It's an endangered Russian sturgeon.