The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 464 [FULL]

[@faithpurdy6688]

I love how they break each other up... I think I laugh more at them laughing at each other than I do about the stories. I love these two guys!

[@janeking4059]

Same

[@rebeccaaragon3149]

I know, right!? When Pete laughs hard, it makes me laugh even more.

[@7ann7seven13]

@@rebeccaaragon3149 For ME, it cracks me up when Sebastian goes weak from laughing!!

[@68KDavis]

I am CRYING! The shirt comment Pete makes to Sebastian! "Take it out of the rotation guy" LOL

[@BingBongWasheeWashee]

Yup like 22:55 🤣🤣🤣

[@laceyoncloud9]

Gave me goosebumps, when Pete told the story of the sprinkling of his dads ashes on the golf course. That was awesome that you did that. We sprinkled my mums and sisters ashes in the ocean during a memorial we had for them and also sprinkled some at Loch Ness in Scotland on a trip that was organized, due to my mothers Scottish/English Heritage. Just magic when you are able to do something special for loved ones who have passed. Keeping their memory alive, Gone but not Forgotten.

[@Jo_spice_blackwood]

lovely, seamless the way Pete told the story,,,funny in loving memory (im from the uk and the english scottish (euro) theme resonated..

[@corynorell3686]

When Pete commented on Sebastian’s shirt I was brushing my teeth. Spit toothpaste and water all over the bathroom. Absolutely hilarious; I was thinking the same thing.

[@Chegles1]

Me too!!!!

[@irishdylan1993]

Same I was thrown off my the shirt too right away

[@tparm]

Thank God, I thought it was just me

[@rgorham]

Yes, I had an immediate reaction from that 'back of closet' shirt! lol

[@rebeccaaragon3149]

"...ya gotta take that one out of the rotation."

[@dawnledesma4654]

"I'm always pedicured up, it don't matter.........I unveil the feet, very proud of what's going on with the feet right now......." Omg, who says this? Only the perfectly groomed Sebastian.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Too bad he’s unveiling them from orthopedic shoes

[@angeliquemartinez5668]

Me and u both

[@68KDavis]

HILARIOUS!

[@Lori68iou1]

Pure class!

[@kayleekayls8199]

Sebastian’s show in Las Vegas this past Saturday was awesome!! Loved how he had The Pete and Sebastian podcast on the screen, before he came out!

[@AshkonHobooti]

The cast is on another level this week. 🔥

[@LuisaPlantierMartins]

This episode is GOLD!!!

[@lacefacethegreat]

Droppin the cast today was the icing on the cake for my husband's Fathers Day. Thanks for being awesome y'all and happy Father's day to yous guys.

[@darrenbenson2606]

It’s like getting the late HappyFarthersDay call from your son.

[@jpd44]

22:44 This is where having the video is so key. Watching Pete's face in anticipation of Sebastian's 'steel mill' line is priceless. And seeing Sebastian read Pete's anticipation and make a quick pivot to think up and then drill home 'steel mill' is how comedy works, folks. These guys are master class.

[@Hforoooo]

Or the 53:29 mark where Sebastian’s telling the yelling story 😂

[@PBHorrorGaming]

Sunday evening and a new cast drops ? Niiiiiiiice

[@vischetty7736]

‘Your filling is so old, KAREN CARPENTER was playing on the radio when they put it in!’ Holyyyyy shit!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hambdenoutdoors]

Rocky had his sunglasses on during Mickey's funeral to hide his double black eyes from getting his ass kicked by Clubber Lang! 😂

[@Kriszee4]

Aww. Jackie being an amazing wife and knowing exactly what Pete's issue is at that moment. Priceless ❤❤❤

[@monica11760]

LOL oh Pete...."the next time I go to Disneyworld with my family it's gonna be with YOU and YOUR family" LOL!!!

[@monica11760]

Pete saying "what do you need to know, about your toe, that can't wait until 9:00 am?" reminded me so much of something Marisa Tomei would have said in "My Cousin Vinnie". LOL!!

[@immortaltyger1569]

He was right too.

[@kylemcgill2966]

*I love how in the beginning they both want to burst out laughing because of his feet 😂 Love the Cast*

[@AgendaInMind]

He needs to go to a sports physical therapist to fix his weak foot muscles. So easy with simple strength exercises.

[@kylemcgill2966]

31:45 *Pete's a true friend being that honest with Sebastian*

[@Chegles1]

I agreed with Pete about Sebastian's shirt. WTH????

[@loving_lioness3518]

Yay! This is my Sunday highlight! I listen as I clean my house 🤗

[@maryjensen5310]

Happy Father’s Day to both of you.

[@heatherlj2847]

Sebastian looks like he owns a diner from 1975 in that shirt. A diner with 5 star Yelp reviews and imported mints with your check.

[@treylyde999]

Table cloth 45 years ago!

[@treylyde999]

@Shazam the mints color back then

[@Hforoooo]

Story beginning at 50:22 finally!! Sebastian has made parenting seem so easy. Sarafina testing him is fantastic for the cast!

[@frann.8879]

Hello Pete and Sebastian! I’m loving this week’s podcast….incredibly funny!🤗🤗 I couldn’t catch my breathe😂😂😂 FYI Sebastian I had to get orthotics when I was 48 because of plantar fasciitis in my left foot (inflammation in my heel)…. you will love them , they work wonders! I hope orthotics do the trick for you so you can alleviate the pain or possibly be pain free. Happy Father’s Day to both of you, I hope you both enjoy the day! 👏👏 Thanks for the laughs, be safe-be well ✌️✌️😁😁

[@MeMyselfandI25]

“Btw bro, I’ve been biting my tongue the whole show. I don’t know about that shirt you’re wearing, guy.” LOL!!! 🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw Sebastian. Especially when it fell open and he was showing a lot of chest.

[@Chegles1]

Exactly. Keep it real for God's sake!

[@cosaadeezz]

Pete cracked when he asked "what's going on?" in the beginning of the cast, i think the shirt caught him off gaurd lmao

[@francesrose4585]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Watching these guys laugh at each other make the cast! Its gold. Sebastian is so funny and to see him dying when Pete says something is great.

[@carolinachristine9675]

I crack up all again listening to them laugh at each other. Priceless‼️‼️

[@TheRobinsonmimi]

Top of the line CAST again gentlemen! Can’t thank you enough for every minute of this cast!! The sharing of your lives and loves. What a gift❤️❤️

[@connieguenter5253]

Oh Pete I love how honest you are and how these true life adventures are so funny when you tell them! This was the best episode in my opinion. Laughed til I had to pause to run down the hall, fast. Keep it up both of you now that you are nearing 100%. Waiting patiently for those tshirts to be offered in Canada.

[@teacherreadtous4273]

We came to your show in Vegas last night. So, so funny!!

[@treylyde999]

That is so cool! Happy for y'll!

[@teacherreadtous4273]

He told several stories I’ve heard from the podcast at his show, but it was still super funny even though I was familiar with the stories already.

[@treylyde999]

@@teacherreadtous4273 Oh that's good to know. Thanks for sharing that! ☆ Yes, I'm really this bored. Pete, Sebass, Lana and the kids have been delightful

[@greasyfart1536]

SAME OLD JOKES! 😂 at this point hes just repeating everything

[@teacherreadtous4273]

@@greasyfart1536 still loved the show, he doesn’t repeat everything, there was new stuff too, just pulls from his life situations

[@Kriszee4]

Lmao. Love how Pete naturally pinched his nose when Sebastion mentions foot fungus 🤣

[@nothimbutbetteractually]

They were on fire this cast!!

[@lisabeatty7778]

Pete and the ashes was such a great story! Thanks for sharing it!

[@Thirdeyeheart]

I'm sorry but picturing Sebastien yelling is the most adorable thing ever.

[@coloradoallycat]

Petey, the story about your father's ashes on the greens was just beautiful and poignant. And funny. He would, I'm certain, be proud. Thanks for sharing.

[@joncoop2873]

DEFENITLY ANOTHER F*KIN CLASSIC SHOW!!! KEEP IT UP FELLA'S...

[@kathyg8684]

I ordered my Cast T-shirt! I figure if anyone knows what it means, they have an excellent sense of humor!😜

[@susanmulvey6311]

How do you order one! I want to get one. Thanks!

[@whegotsa8874]

@@susanmulvey6311 it’s on Pete’s site

[@superman6210]

Ashes on the green getting ash everywhere. Bless you guys

[@SicilianStrega13]

Human teeth are made up of four different types of tissue: pulp, dentin, enamel, and cementum. The pulp is the innermost portion of the tooth and consists of connective tissue , nerves, and blood vessels, which nourish the tooth.

[@melindac3368]

Gina Ann, I'm so afraid of the dentist that I was cringing the entire time they talked about it. I'm glad you explained what teeth are made of, though.

[@christymazzagatti7939]

Pete Correale has to be one of the most underrated comedians alive. How do more people not know about him? Dude is funnier than Burr I'd argue.

[@1maripaul]

I LOVE how Pete razzes Sebastian😂You both are hysterical individually. But nothing is better than the two of y'alls dialog together ❤️

[@TheNoahsarc1]

You need to come to my school and share the laughter. Teachers need a special show. What do you say? Pete, we love you!!!

[@nowaydudehuh8145]

Already listened to it yesterday on spotify now im gonna watch it!😁✌🍻

[@semicharmed1468]

Too funny this cast. Sebastian's shirt is perfect for a celebration.

[@stephaniemorrison318]

Sebastian thank you so much for raising your daughter to be a respectful person.

[@johnreed1865]

Pete, you kill me bro. Half LUNCH other half. I think I cracked a rib. 🤣

[@topherbarrow4631]

Spot on with the voice letting them know where it could go. My daughter wanted no part of that.

[@lorimacdonald7977]

I think Pete needs some credit as Sebastian’s free therapist - laughter is the best medicine.

[@philipkneese2784]

The two funniest people ever! I actually laugh out loud!

[@pattylight7606]

I love when you guys talk about medicine, dr visits and Heath care stuff. I am a hospital worker it makes me laugh so much. 😂

[@kriashun]

I love when Sebastians Italian comes out! Classic!!

[@rachellicee2380]

Pete: You WILL see your Dad again. Look for him in dreams- thats when he can get in touch the best. He's in a beautiful place where evil isn't allowed to harm us. He's been reunited with family/friends and will greet you when it's your time. These are facts.

[@coloradoallycat]

Your beliefs. Not necessarily facts. No one knows for certain about the afterlife.

[@rachellicee2380]

@@coloradoallycat Some of us do know. ;) look up: The Pam Reynolds Near Death Experience (NDE) Case .

[@rachellicee2380]

@@coloradoallycat kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX_FlYh7pql1Y80

[@twistedchild5603]

Parenting 101: They gotta know you LOVE them and they gotta know you’ll KILL them😉 Love you guys!

[@teresaseina5627]

Yano reminds me so much of my dad. Same name, same things bother him. It's truly scary how similar they are. I love it.

[@obahoshesibes1367]

I have the exact toe issue. I got the shot a month ago. Perfect!! Can continue my runs of six plus miles a day with my huskies. Get it. You won’t need it for another year. Listen to Pete. He knows what he’s talking about. Absolutely love this pod cast. Gotta get a T-shirt. 🏃🏽‍♀️🐶

[@chadcox8301]

"Get outta the tub!" - That one had me on the floor laughing.

[@piacastro5080]

We're from Guam, and my husband and I LOVE watching you guys. So funny every time. I've turned my nephews and brothers on to it and they love it too. Great stuff.

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Sebastian:”Get outta the tub” 🤣🤣 You did the right thing…Kids will push you to the limit. Set boundaries and they’ll respect you.

[@mlee6842]

Love this humor! Thanks for helping us get through the last year or so....rough on the brain!

[@daniiii0825]

OMG Pete you kill me lol. The shirt comment was the best!!! You were so ON point in this episode. Love you guys so much. Thank you for making us laugh❤️

[@Chegles1]

My final comment, not that anyone cares but.......just an opinion here.......Sebastian is the better standup comic (my opinion) but Pete shines in these Podcasts. I could be wrong about Pete because I've only seen one of his standup routines on KZbin and I wasn't impressed. On these Podcasts I find him to be so quick and witty and honest and down to earth. I love him to bits. Sebastian reminds me of my Italian brother in law so I love him to bits too. I hope they never stop doing these casts, my husband and I look forward to them every Saturday or Sunday when they post them. Keep America laughing guys, we need it now more than ever!

[@monica11760]

Pete is incredibly quick with analogies, too. He does this so often when he compares something Sebastian is saying and adds "that's like a ......." . How he comes up with this stuff on the spot is so amazing.

[@coloradoallycat]

Perhaps your opinion is better kept to yourself in this case.

[@Chegles1]

@@coloradoallycat maybe it is.

[@monica11760]

@@coloradoallycat Just checking.....who appointed as the comment police? Give it a rest.

[@bonniecronce2287]

OMG I CANT BREATHE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO MY PEOPLE!! UNREAL! Lmfao I'm in my tanning bed laughing so hard my voice is vibrating off the bulbs!!!! Good thing I live alone lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "looks like a steel mill"

[@ava198]

Sebastian looks more like his dad everyday

[@kylemcgill2966]

When he laughs it really shows

[@whatsuplinda6330]

I was thinking the same thing especially this cast

[@BraveSoul979]

💕Great cast! I love how you guys laugh & crack up each other with your stories, it makes me laugh so hard!!💕🤣🤣🤣🤣💕

[@akfoundahobby]

Bro "it was great customer service" lmao you guys

[@marymurphy1226]

The small things are the best. Every time my husband and I eat we mention "would Sebastion like what your doing"?

[@dennisklimavich3342]

Felt tortured that this didn't come out until Sunday night BUT so worth it. One funny cast. Thanks

[@Hforoooo]

Check out pandora or Spotify for the audio version, usually comes out earlier!

[@katieotoole6895]

The shirt, for sure. Thought it might have been an obligatory Father’s Day gift wear. Pete, saw you in Royersford last Saturday…the crickets and the train in the salt dome. Too star struck to say hi at the end but wanted to say great show. My husband and I have been repeating it all week.

[@irismcgee5160]

Loved this one! You both are so funny and so real! I love how you are truly friends but so different from each other, that makes it special! Pete, your face and gestures when you laugh are just so funny! I see how emotional intelligent you both are….👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@janinejohnson1898]

Your authenticity and story telling is great and very funny!☮️ I look forward to the podcast.

[@amandathomas8901]

I love em all!! But I always love when this 1 pops up... lve listened to it over & over! Definitely 1 of my favorites ❤ VERY FUNNY! GOD bless your father Pete... I admire your ability to find humor, even if times are a little dark ❤ LOVE YOU BOTH!! #Legends

[@dougferris5678]

The Cast, The Teeth, The Laughing, The Humor, The Jokes, Thank You Both Again, For Making My Week.🤣

[@Share.joy.7777]

Thanks for brightening it up with lime!!

[@CrimeConversations]

Rewatching this may be one of the best ⭐️

[@68KDavis]

LOL Pete! the 9am call! Right?! C'mon Sebastian..... hahaha..... You two make my day!

[@nowaydudehuh8145]

Seabastian's shirt looks like my grams breakfast table cover! 🤣🤣🤣no wonder it was in the back of the closet..🍻

[@ph3r109]

I feel that these two are the living legionaries

[@wynbrandt1]

Steven A…what happened with you and the “great one” miss your conversations

[@amandatietsort7947]

This is one of the funniest episodes!!!🤣

[@md.9060]

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts. The best Podcast ever!! They compliment each other so well. 💜🤣😂

[@lizjo7213]

There should be a collection of Pete and Sebastian sayings from the podcast to read anytime you need a quick pick me up, like Sebastian's "bathroom shout out" or Pete's "$100 from the tooth fairy" Ok parents you wanna play", guaranteed best seller....

[@rebeccaaragon3149]

always hilarious. I love it when I actually laugh... which happens a lot when I listen to these 2.

[@susanmulvey6311]

Pete your teeth look beautiful! I’m getting my a back tooth screwed in too. Makes such a different in your smile! You guys having me laugh till my stomach hurts!😂😂😂

[@1WorldPhotographydotcom]

Pete, thank you for saying what many of us were thinking, apparently, about Sebastian‘s shirt! LOL. We love you, Sebastian, but I think the shirt needs to go back in the back of the closet or to the Goodwill. 😆

[@reggiedunlop2222]

Pete spreading his dad ashes: “It was like icing on a cake” 🤣😂🤣 Comic gold

[@melcooper880]

Pete is the best.........can't wait for him to come to Portland, stay humble Pete!

[@melcooper880]

@CC Touche- But my other choice isn't any better right now- Seattle.

[@divineappointments7797]

"No one knew me in the lobby..."

[@virgieortiz5213]

LOVE YOU GUYS!THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LAUGHING YOU GUYS GIVE US.PEACE

[@dorothyaarons588]

It JUST keeps getting BETTER and better!!! ❤️

[@eddieorso]

Undoubtedly Pete’s best performance

[@monica11760]

Pete - regarding shipping the shirts to other countries....... It is confusing trying to do international shipping on the USPS website. It would be a little bit of extra work for you, and I'm not sure if you have a way of adjusting the shipping amount on your website, or billing someone an alternative way ? Anyway, here is how you ship a package to another country...........For Germany, Iran, Australia and Canada you could take one package to the post office and let the clerk know you need to have postage calculated for 4 different countries for the same package (you will need to have the buyer's addresses with you). Bring a piece of paper to write down the quotes they give to you. Make sure you pick up 4 customs forms, too. The forms are easy to fill out (your name & address, buyer's name and address, what you are shipping and the value of the item). Once you receive payment, you take the packages back to the post office with the custom forms. The one thing I can't remember is if you will need to have the packages already addressed, or if they generate a label for you at the post office from the information on the customs form.

[@coloradoallycat]

Good God, you're asking a person who does and gives us SO MUCH and is *swamped* to do all that?? Isn't he doing enough -- more than enough -- already? Jesus.

[@monica11760]

@@coloradoallycat I'm not asking him to do anything. Sheesh. He said he didn't know how to do this kind of shipping so I was just letting him know how it's done. Take a chill pill.

[@vanessa9225]

Great cast, love u both, just wanted u to know, the parenting tips-the "jerk/flinch/test" move to get up as if ur gonna......should continue to work until she becomes as tall as u OR until she discovers how strong she physically is, also dont let that be ur "go to move" cuz if u always "flinch" and dont actually follow thru with ANYTHING-they will walk all over u and not take u seriously. Speaking from experiance as "that kid" (im 37 and well balanced😁)✌

[@whatsonmymind5532]

You guys are the best! You roasted me at souljoes Pete! Made my birthday! You guys help me so much!

[@candyjohnson5658]

I love you two together! Very funny😂

[@evelinemaia1]

Laughed out loud with Pete's face when Sebastian was telling about the fungus.

[@1maripaul]

Love you both! About kids being influenced by other kids...I literally could tell my son around the age of 8 years old and up exactly which kids he was playing with based on the way he acted. I could tell my son, "Oh, you've been playing with David today!" Because of how you're acting! And I'd always be right😊

[@jaysonfate8422]

Loving catching some of the past episodes. Hilarious!

[@CiaoColeG]

Happy Father's Day!!! Loved the gangsta dad story! My dad usually only had to glare at me and I would get it together. Mom had to threaten me with the switch 🤣

[@sherrylynne8836]

lmao the green shirt moment halfway through was gold. Pete, you blast a follow-up and then another follow-up and I hadn't been able to breath since the first mention where you "whispered it just to Sebastian".

[@000_x9]

Sebastian's shirt just looks a little big in the shoulders and it looks like it is rayon or tencil which drapes really well.

[@Jolando2124]

OMG “steel mill”. I will never think of that any other way hahahhahahah

[@marycoppola4643]

OMG! That’s a Tony Soprano shirt!!!!!

[@anneverna1792]

cartlidge? lmao this is extra funny tonight !

[@kathyg8684]

Sebastian- Get knocked out and get all the teeth done in one go!! That’s what I did when I had the exact same thing! It’s beautiful, you don’t feel a thing!

[@rebeccaaragon3149]

Sabastian has great teeth.