The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 437 [FULL]

[@dorever6135]

Love the way this show is, just the guys talking about life! And as Sebastian said, to get us away for a bit. It's like we've gotten to know you two , as just a couple of guys. It's very intimate, and just comforting. Thank YOU ❤️

[@Upstatebackwoods]

If you’re a male over the age of 4, don’t ever use the ❤️ emoji

[@vheth5968]

Agree!!! They are awesome!!

[@adcasella]

Re first topic on not having a normal 'work' routine and acknowledging the greater part of society that works hard in life (in comparison), I'd like to acknowledge how much the work that you guys do to help bring laughter and happiness into our lives, and for that we are so grateful!!

[@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk]

I agree. I'm doing the deal. Don't go anywhere. I'm usually a happy person. You two remind me to laugh.

[@irishhomebrewer]

Greetings from Ireland lads. This is the only podcast that actually has me in fits of laughter. Hilarious. Pete is the man !!

[@kittykat226]

Same here Matthew, I wish they'd come to Ireland. Love these two, so bloody funny 🤣

[@susanshew2373]

I love Pete! Sebastian, too, but sometimes he speaks too slowly. . . .

[@marinashahq7967]

Sebastian sounds very sexy.

[@aarondill259]

You guys are gonna be on top of the podcast game next to rogan within a year. Mark my words, no one else beats your chemistry.

[@RadhaThompson]

Sooooo agree!!!!

[@only4hw]

Personally this podcast is much better than rogans podcast. As time goes on, I've lost more and more interest in jre.. the only time I'll watch it is when Alex Jones is on. Otherwise snoozefest jre

[@annagajewski4993]

You guys are saving my sanity! God bless you and your families.

[@westcoastgabber]

Ya, rogan is snooze fest. Pete and Sebs cast is so much more fun and entertaining!!!!

[@davidpolaczek3614]

agreed@!!

[@lrrogers7]

I hate when the cast ends. Cant get enough of you guys!!

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

You two - it's just never long enough! I couldn't love your conversations more than I do!!! Two a week??? That would be awesome!!! Sending you both love and hugs!

[@susanshew2373]

I think they do one a week so they can gather new subjects.

[@gtech66]

This is the funniest channel on KZbin and better than any sitcom on broadcast television. You should do this several times a week and get a major sponsor behind you, neither of you will have to worry about money ever again.

[@angelicanoto3879]

I became such a super fan of this podcast that I am watching the podcast from 3 years ago. Love you guys!!! Love your style!

[@susanmulvey6311]

Pete is hilarious!! Both funny, but Pete is unbelievably hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dr_KAP]

Even when Sebastian is the one talking, Pete is still hilarious! He watches Sebastian talk like he’s watching Murder on the Orient Express!!

[@susanshew2373]

@@Dr_KAP I noticed that too - he's really listening intensely.

[@0_Comprimise9]

I agree and say this allll the time he is unbelievable!! His whole deminor , the side comments all the best.

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Listen to all the podcasts starting from the beginning. Pete's kinda of an ass to Sebastian. Kinda to the point where I'd be like "Wtf?". Lucky for him, Sebastian's a (seemingly) nice guy. Pete learned his place by watching Sebastian fly through the stratosphere right in front of him.

[@Dr_KAP]

@@SuperScottCrawford I have listened to them all and have followed Pete offline for years. He’s a great guy. I don’t agree with your assessment but your entitled to your opinion. They are the best of mates neither gives the other any kind of flak that isn’t entirely tongue in cheek. I love Sebastian I think fame and fortune have changed him a lot though

[@deazl666]

“We don’t want spoil the kids...”. That ship has sailed bro!!!

[@susanshew2373]

Yep, already done! Oh, well.

[@SuperScottCrawford]

Fuck OMG. Oh, My God! Dude! Best comment I've read all week, nah... all *MONTH!* HaHa! It's his fuckin' (sorry Seb!) wife. She LOVES spending his money. Like she won the lottery or something. Not like she needed it, tho, coming from means. Probably used to it. Clue? She didn't get the "Too much $$" gesture. PS I appreciated the punctuation (swear to God I almost called it punctuality until Googled that shit) and neatness of your comment. So many slobby comments.

[@Bilow_Selhi]

@@SuperScottCrawford Sloppy**

[@SuperScottCrawford]

@@Bilow_Selhi Haha! Oh, the irony.

[@vheth5968]

for sure.

[@aldonco]

You guys would make a hilarious Christmas movie together.

[@conaldpeterson1074]

Hey Sebastian and Pete, write a Christmas movie with some of these jokes/stories peppered in and sell it to Netflix Please. Thank you!

[@Sharoncat2008]

I cracked up at the Christmas Tree portion and the rest had us slapping the table and our laps it was so funny. Much needed comedy and sharing. Thanks guys for being there.

[@margieginel7418]

Between Pete’s newsletters and your podcast you two have brought so much laughter into my life during this time. I look forward to it every week and boy can I relate to so much of this. Keep up the great work! Love you guys!

[@jostandefer3582]

I seriously spit my food out when sabastian said he’d call the cops on the guy with a doll.....😂

[@susanshew2373]

I know - so funny!

[@Phoenix_flying]

I look forward to every episode. It makes my day when I see there’s a new episode. With COVID there’s little to look forward to in a day. Thank you Pete and Sebastion for making the day a little brighter and making us laugh. Love everything about the cast. Don’t change a thing.

[@dianebruns9305]

Pete and Sebastian's podcast every week makes my week...... I'm a senior and my kids look at me like what the hell is wrong with you but you too make me laugh so hard like I said it makes my week... But this week was xterical thank you so much. It is so nice to get so much joy just from listening to you too again thank you 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Lol it’s kind of a little too late to “not spoil” a kid when you offer them 10 options for breakfast and buy them their own Christmas trees. I’m afraid it’s a done deal, lol.

[@lizjo7213]

Just love you guys...I died when Pete said, "can't have this tree there's an owl's nest in this bitch"...😂

[@vheth5968]

I know hahahahaha

[@georgeabboud5255]

Pete has no filter , I love it

[@lindacarol41]

Seb, please show us your finished Christmas decorations. Thank you both for the entertaining hour! Love yas!

[@phxarizona7201]

Yaaaaasssss 💖

[@JFairhart]

Seb announced he doesn’t read the comments anymore, but my guess he will at some point on his YT posts.

[@nspg4025]

Pleeeaaassseeee!!!🎄🎄🎄

[@bernadettelabarr5611]

He also announced he doesn’t like being called Seb.

[@marinashahq7967]

Your podcast is hilarious 🤣. But more than that, it’s a good representation of 2 guys just chatting about life. It’s very interesting how much they get into details of what’s going on in their daily lives. Glad to see 2 guys getting sentimental, emotional, sad, mad and laugh so hard all in one show. Must be the Italian in them😘

[@0_Comprimise9]

I fucking love these 2 I'm dying!! Every show is sick. When Pete makes Sebastian really belly laugh is the best. COMEDY GOLD GUY 😂😂😂

[@lisadykes1330]

Hi Pete! Wanted you to know that I really enjoy the newsletters...always a good laugh. Thanks for taking the time to do those for us!

[@thendrix58]

If it's at all possible, (and I know I'm not alone in asking) is there any way that you two could maybe do 2 casts a week? It's asking alot especially with the current craziness that's going on, but it would be SO helpful to we viewers. Your cast takes us away to a place of laughter where our abs hurt (in a good way!) You guys are our Great Escape and it's so nice that you allow us to listen in to y'all chatting up a storm. Thank you for that!

[@toni2177]

You guys truly help me get by... going through a terrible divorce, stressed and between church and this cast.. I’m semi sane😂🤣😂😂

[@1veryfunnygirl]

Two of my very favorite people! Love you guys!!

[@kylemcgill2966]

*The tree decoration part was great. My Grandfather would always yell at me and say don't put that "branch breaker" on my tree!*

[@raquelcolon5785]

WOW, what a wonderful discovery. Just what I needed during these depressing times. What a laugh. While you guys binge watch your Netflix shows, I am going to binge watch you guys!!!!!

[@anneverna1792]

a cup of coffee and this podcast on a sunday morning superb !

[@hellskitchen360]

Pete is a comedic genius. Always quick with a brilliant come back. Would love to see him paired up with Anthony Cumia

[@Kriszee4]

"That's a little too Paul Bunyon" 😂😂😂

[@stellarusso6226]

10:04 “It’s you and the manager at the Marriott shopping together!” 😂🤣 A twelve foot tree would literally have its tree topper go through my ceiling and through the floor of my upstairs neighbor. Also Griswold style! Sidenote: Does anyone else feel their decorating, and specifically the tree game, is seriously lacking in their household?

[@connieguenter2661]

This was certainly the highlight of my day! Miss my friends even more when I see you having such a good laugh. Till next time...

[@iKerewin]

Pete you are naturally hysterical.

[@di2743]

The guy can't even control it -- sentence after sentence 🤣😂🤣

[@RadhaThompson]

This was my favorite episode so far....I loved hearing about the Christmas debacle because it was also my problem this year...it reminds you to laugh at the small things and enjoy the memories...thank you so much for sharing and please don’t stop anytime soon!!! ☺️

[@Pyhoelting]

The reason why people wait until Christmas Eve to put up a tree, is because we are in Advent season in till Christmas Eve. The true Christmas season begins Christmas Day and goes through the epiphany. Which is usual he the second week and in January.

[@StAugMarketing]

I love after a big laugh, sebastian has to stop and check if it’s recording, lol...😂

[@vheth5968]

Lolol He is a character!!!

[@Alexandra-qh5bw]

I listen to audio version at least twice and the watch a KZbin too. Never enough!!!

[@bentenwijnen]

Sebastian "Is this on?" Maniscalco

[@toadmarz]

“But We’re dippin into those years guy! I hear you Pete, 9 months into this thing and what 6 months more? F#ck! You guys are like therapy getting us thru this shit with humor. Thank you men, much appreciated. Be well.

[@nspg4025]

Omg... I look forward to the cast every week!!! When anyone asks me what programs I watch- NO TV-- I watch P&S podcast!

[@streetgames01]

Peeeteyy! 'He's not even in yet and he's already in a foot cast'

[@vheth5968]

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

[@candydungca1465]

Ugh, Guy...you definitely need to go to that wedding, don’t even second guess it.

[@kristenleighhuneke]

I love the way Pete and Seb can each give their take on what is going on this year without it getting too political. They both seem to have very different views but they manage to speak to each other in a way that is respectful and calm. Would love to read Pete's anonymous Twitter posts 😂

[@plakbakbloedworst]

Just started this podcast, yesterday I listened to 5 of them or so during work, you guys are hilarious!

[@sunnieyes]

You guy have the best podcast ever. Thanks for making me crack up🤣😂

[@the.jose.martinez]

I could listen to Sebastian all day

[@sreneethomas]

These guys....I mean, honestly I feel guilty not knowing about Pete before seeing this podcast. Been following Sebastian for years. But after seeing this podcast, I watched a standup special on Amazon prime of Pete’s. I just looooove him. On the cast and the stand up. Just a great guy. 💚Pete❤️ haven’t lost my love for Sebastian of course.

[@justafryguy]

Sebastian calls it, taking a lonely. 😂

[@mitsumeeshi]

Yes, please, fire it up again for us! 2x a week with you guys would be awesome during this lockdown we got goin on here in San Francisco. Btw, when Pete said “Gardener?!” I was on the floor! Hahahaaa

[@susanloperena1964]

I love listening to them I crack up they are the funniest 2 guys

[@frann.8879]

Hello Pete & Sebastian....another hilarious podcast! There’s great chemistry and friendship that ALWAYS spills over into the podcast. It’s perfection at its best, and it’s untouchable. It’s such a pleasure to break away from all the stress & be able to have a good laugh..the kind of laugh that makes you cry 😂😂😂😂...this outlet is much needed and appreciated!! *****Sebastian I love the series “The Undoing”!!!! Be safe, Be well✌️✌️🤗🤗🥰🥰

[@anneverna1792]

hi from Rhode Island this makes my day !

[@Jeaniesunshine-fb5rk]

Love you guys. Thank you for making my evening a laugh!!!. Please continue your caste.

[@davelunaskitchen8355]

That was kind of an uncomfortable moment for Sebastian to approach Pete about his money situation...I mean Sebastian’s in a good spot money wise...I dunno..I wouldn’t put my friend on the line when it’s not clear...Friends shouldn’t talk about each other’s financial situation

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Thank you!!!!!! I was going to comment about this! Sebastian was a total douche and Pete made a great funny comment (as usual), but I could tell he didn’t like it. It’s great Sebastian made it big, but Calling someone out like that is tacky. Especially when you’re talking about having a team of people decorating a ridiculously giant tree in your mansion. He’s gone California and needs a reality check.

[@ljay4996]

I totally agree with both of you. Sebastian needs to get a little humble. I didn’t like the whole Christmas tree thing... lately he brags way too much. It’s got to sound condescending to a lot of men.

[@susanshew2373]

@@ljay4996 I thought the Christmas thing was a bit much, too. I loved getting a small real tree every year. . . the most fun was decorating it. . . . . I'll never forget it.

[@Steve-qo4hi]

By far .....: the BEST CAST EVER ! Please don’t stop guys.

[@joannecleary249]

Agreed

[@Enigmapoetry]

I havent laughed as hard as I did at the maradona bit in a while...you guys are too funny LOLOL

[@mimigiggles4199]

Remember when the trees were highly flammable. The lights got a little too hot at times.

[@mattrockjm]

Great show ... Pete ,Sebastian, I like that you lighten up the craziness... thx guys You guys yo...my fav pod... peace ✌🏻

[@mattpodjeski4194]

Best cast out there

[@rookiestereophilemikej5508]

You guys are the Dynamic Duo! Good stuff! @pete the love sac sabastian mentioned are the Rolls Royce of the bean bag the X had one and it was the best seat. Can't believe I barely started listening to your show... its now one of my faves! You guys are hilarious 👍

[@hammerenhank381]

You guys are hillarious!! I thought when they were saying this guy that impersonates Stallone in Rocky his wises name was adrian. Lol I think all the listeners would love to see you guys on twice a week. I agree you guys will be in the top in less than a year. 👍👍👍💪💪💪

[@chantalsslippersondeedeesf4853]

You both are so funny! Thanks for the laughs! Love you Podcasts!

[@000_x9]

Hi guys. Pete's on 🔥

[@kristenleighhuneke]

He is literally and figuratively. I noticed after he hit his vape he was even funnier lol

[@susanloperena1964]

Laughter is the BEST MEDICINE

[@irenenarula2398]

Mayor Pete should run in 2024. Young, fit, served in the military. Only in his 30's!

[@davidfebles4379]

This cast keeps me going during gloomy times. Just hilarious even when I listen twice

[@celestialdragon3989]

This is THE BEST podcast ever!😂🤣😂

[@michael-yu3rb]

40ft tree Pete? That's fire truck height. now math conversion is a "don't take it seriously" on the Cast. love it

[@FemmeFatale101]

OMG laughing so hard on the doll story almost choked on my pizza lmao

[@seannielander3322]

This podcast is amazing.

[@lr2075]

Hey Seb, I am the Johnson family.... You touch that tree and we will be boxing and the wives pulling each other hair out. So Let's keep it peaceful so we can stay married. 🤣

[@denisefazio6708]

Love the dog bit! Perfect!

[@ebstudio9525]

Pubic hair in a glass jar as a talking point, LOL, One of your funniest shows yet! 😊

[@dawnchristman4805]

I have a feeling time out is not a new issue for Pete 😅 the undoing is so good! I hope we get a glimpse of the winter wonderland 🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄 love you both for the laughs. Wishing Merry Christmas for both your families ☃️❄️⛄️

[@justafryguy]

I want to see the decorations!!! I’m sure they’re beautiful!

[@robertpaulson6388]

Just pulled our tree out of the trash bags and 4 boxes of balls - 1/3 missing / broke

[@darrenbenson2606]

I sold Christmas trees 30 years ago and I paid $8 a tree if I bought at least a section of a trees ready for harvest. I

[@makeguyver8596]

Sebastian: "how do these people have so much money?" Sebastian: "we got three Christmas trees!"

[@Kriszee4]

I promoted your podcast in a comment I made about a new podcast that recently came out...not mentioning which one on here. I said "I somewhat like their podcast but I adore "The Pete and Sebastion show" podcast! So, I'm trying to promote you guys as much as possible! Considering they're very popular, I'm hoping it drives some traffic to your channel 😜 I understand the financial struggle at this time. We own a diner that has been struggling since covid started. Please, everyone watching, support your local businesses whenever you can, in these tough times. It is much appreciated by families like us. Stay safe everyone. Enjoy and live life reguardless of fear (safely)✌❤✌❤

[@Nina-zj3eq]

I love your show!! I look forward to every episode.

[@SK-bk3yh]

Lol, after the tree we bought, I'm glad my wifeand kids aren't listening to this.

[@joannecleary249]

Another hilarious episode. Thanks so much. We are headed to lockdown here in Toronto, Canada, too, so I hear ya!!

[@wristocrat]

18:45 Dennis Reynolds level fake laugh/facial expression change lmao

[@mariawelsh3190]

Thats like Mike Myers from Decatur and his wife has a phrase where she always ends up calling him an idiot. I love that guy man

[@TheLizardp]

The risks paid off 💯‼️ Thanks for the laughs. 😆😂

[@TJB1510]

According to Article II of the U.S. Constitution, the president must be a natural-born citizen of the United States, be at least 35 years old, and have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.PETE ---- I WOULD VOTE FOR YOU.

[@TJB1510]

JFK WAS THE YOUNGEST.

[@dawnledesma4654]

Ryan gosling movie about a relationship with a blow up doll.... Amazing!

[@dawnledesma4654]

Lars and the Real Girl. Bring a tissue!!!!!

[@aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962]

The doll wedding bit was awesome

[@J-Mart.]

Great podcast!

[@philj4961]

LOVE HANGING OUT WITH THESE GUYS!!!

[@PCakes1561]

Omg! You guys are hilarious!! Happy Birthday Sebastian and Salvatore!!!

[@akbarshah2377]

Best podcast by a long way ..... hilarious!!

[@petero1917]

You guys are the best together!!

[@chipper92]

I like how these two are so alike, they think the same but they never know what is excatly going to come out the others mouth cause they are purely looking for the bigger laugh out each other. Its pure comedian and they not faking there reacrions. This shit is just funny and we are laughing as well. I Def rewind several times a cast to laugh more.

[@teesmom0086]

More you guys give us more! You are the BEST!!! 🤩👍

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Going back to watch all the past THE CAST… My grandfather used to say if u ❤️what ur doing…u don’t work a day in your life 😊He died a multi millionaire…👏👏as a dairy farmer and running a family owned dairy /ice cream store 😊

[@NGUJZ]

@17:45 LMFAO... For a second there I thought Pete was trying to stop using F*@k

[@justafryguy]

I’m working 2 days a week, 15 hrs...that’s it but by Gods Grace, my husbands job is busier now than ever because of the pandemic, so I’m able to work less do I can watch our son. It’s tempting to shop this season cause we are 1) bored 2) feeling blessed so we want to bless...but like you I’m like...hey I don’t know how long this train is going to last. So I’m saving were I can and buying not as many gifts.

[@thatguyovathere8684]

I LEGIT SCARED MY DOGGGGG OUT OF THE ROOM AND WOKE UP HALF THE HOUSE FROM THE COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT OF TREES 🌲!! YOU AND THE MANAGER OF HILTON !!!! PETEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WTFFFFF 😂😂😂😂😂