The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 490 (Full Episode)

[@AKBear]

Me and my dad made those signs! Thank you so much for the shoutout haha. We have more if Sebastian wants one!

[@Hforoooo]

Great job!

[@jkelz28]

Awesome ❤️

[@Growthisinthedirt]

Very cool!! Good job!!

[@christinabeck9316]

Wow!!! Great job!!!

[@questioneverything7582]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@rik112]

Pete is the perfect partner for Sebastein on this cast! Hilarious how they play off each other.

[@questioneverything7582]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by an upsetting event happening in their lives that takes them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. Why are so many people across the world suddenly having their appendix removed? The appendix is associated with “being in fear for one’s life”. The HEALING phase is the rupture/inflammation. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@NGUJZ]

Amen! These 2... priceless

[@sweets21268]

Pete is the best!!! Always supportive and happy for Sebastian!!!

[@davelunaskitchen8355]

Talk about two people who just totally understand each other down to an f’ng tee…these two are kindred spirits!

[@Chegles1]

My husband and I so enjoy this podcast. We are in our mid seventies and of course we notice the love and respect both Pete and Sebastian have and had for their parents. Watching tonight when Sebastian talked about wanting to have parties every weekend brings us back to our younger days. I'm from a family of 12 children and someone was always having a party with family and friends. We loved the weekends after a long and stressful work week. Now we love the weekends for different reasons, the parties are no longer but have other things to look forward to and enjoy. Thanks for the laughs and some fantasy. Always be humble and kind. Love you guys!

[@freehuman480]

So beutiful.

[@digitalsmoke4694]

its so refreshing to see an old couple who are still together and youthful as ever in their personality. I hope I am always inviting to be around when i get older instead of how a lot of people tend to get later in life grumpy towards anyone around them as they chose to shut down their youthful childlike personality dried up years ago to the point its solidified

[@Chegles1]

@@digitalsmoke4694 We'll be married 54 years in May. Not that it has always been easy. I asked for a divorce upteem times but my husband wouldn't go there. I used to run away from problems, thank God he didn't otherwise we would have been a statistic. It ain't easy. 🥴😬☺

[@Elenitsa3]

You guys are so down to earth and so funny!! You both need your own show!!

[@rachellicee2380]

I don't know what was funnier: Pete trying not to laugh when Sebastian was confessing his failure to help a man who's choking or the whole CPR bit. Deeply Hilarious! Love the call back to DJ Lou and the Heimlich! :D

[@TheMajor8478]

Pete's looking extra stoned today lol

[@sandyashworth2576]

Why do you think so?

[@1Challino]

My day just got better real quick! Thanks for this.

[@kriashun]

LoL “where’s the chicken?” HYSTERICAL!!

[@biancadistefano7612]

It just warms my heart when I hear Sebastian say "Now....."

[@Lindathedoggielady]

"I don't even think the camera is coming to me at a Christmas party at my own house":)

[@susanmulvey6311]

You guys are hilarious!! And you two are SICK! 😂😂 My son started to choke on a piece of steak, and I was like, should I call the paramedics and he was like shaking his head no, and he kept swallowing and swallowing, and shaking his head swallowing. I was so darn scared! He finally got it down! He should’ve just let me call the paramedics! Since that time three years ago, he will not eat steak! They now have a machine that you put over your mouth, and it sucks it out. I’ve seen it on TV or KZbin where they sucked a piece of waffle out of a eight month old babies mouth and saved the baby! Unbelievable! We all need those in our kitchen! Or you guys would probably say, put it on the dinner table while you’re eating!!😂😂

[@billw8648]

I'm glad to hear the lettering was home made by a fan! Way to go, nice touch!

[@janiebrossmann1178]

I am totally addicted to your podcast….I ❤️ every single time you make me laugh so freaking hard that I start crying 😂

[@krisalesna9649]

The best podcast EVER…thanks guys for the comic relief during these crazy times!!! Btw, everyone should learn how to do the Heimlich (bc you never know, especially if it happens to a family member).

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

No joke my girlfriend 30 year old co worker lost her life having lunch with her mom and just accidentally breathing in her food. It's like they just stopped existing

[@krisalesna9649]

@@Se7enDsinSGaming : I’m so sorry for your loss…🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@Se7enDsinSGaming]

@@krisalesna9649 thank you I met her a few times but definitely a strange period

[@krisalesna9649]

@CC : Samoan or otherwise??? 💥💥

[@krisalesna9649]

@Julie B : I love how he (Sebastian) pronounces Chipotle…Chipolte 😂

[@StAugMarketing]

Laughing so damn hard at this story … you guys rock👍🏻

[@KQwest98]

They’re back BAAAYYBAY

[@tanneryoung6439]

Pete slowly morphing into an evil villain…… 😂😂

[@di2743]

HA he's been --- luv the guy

[@marymangiaracina5332]

It's better to be under the radar. You are a class act and so successful Sebastian with a lovely life with no drama. They all know who you are believe me. The media loves drama is why they'll scan others. Not being associated with that is a blessing and I love how Pete is so encouraging instilling your worth. Your friendship, upbringing and this show keeps you both grounded. Never lose that! Thank you always for the laughs I so need at the end of my day❤

[@4k_fons]

44:55 "I appreciate that you're putting this on your golf game, but how do you know it's not your social skills, guy?" -Pete I'm probably the only one that died of laughter when he said this.

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

Nah everyone was thinking it lol

[@robertcooper5461]

A new cast, baby!!! Best part of my day

[@marier.245]

The BEST podcast on the Internet!!! So grateful for your show. You help more people than you can imagine. Thank you!!!

[@shawnworrlein9112]

Thanks Guys! A lot of good laughs in this one and good celebrity gossip. I love the way you two dissect and break down situations :)

[@lyndavolz8370]

Every single human on the planet earth needs a friend like Pete. His empathy and encouragement to others is OFF THE CHARTS!

[@randym.2628]

Pete and Sebastian big fan love the cast keep up the great Antics and great learning been a fan for a while

[@canbellabaconbelly2304]

Listening to you both all the time! GOATS

[@monkeyman5511]

Hey Pete, nice stencil job on the dirty sheet covering up your cinder blocks in the basement

[@cheryltaylor9286]

You guys have great timing. Raining like crazy in Nashville. Water is rising. Sitting downstairs by fireplace. Ready for something fun to listen to. 😊

[@Growthisinthedirt]

Hey!! Love from Memphis, TN 💜💐💜

[@gustos2478]

Thank you guys. This is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud - Much needed.

[@daniiii0825]

Words can’t describe how much I love you both. Thank you for always making us smile. Appreciate you!!!!💯

[@cjj963]

Needed those laughs today. Thanks, guys!!!

[@artgarrelli6752]

funny when i seen theirs a CAST im like YESSSS .....LOL

[@TheAmerican85]

Awesome cast…love the signs.

[@bs9531]

Heimlich should be on the menu or on the plates 😂 … you guys are funny and unbelievably honest. Only comedians can pull some of these things off. And you guys are great actors and story tellers too!!!

[@racheller8753]

Hilarious podcast thank you guys so much

[@dmountain390]

Love you guys... love the Cast!!! Time to pitch a sitcom about your friendship. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for always doing a Cast for us.

[@zelva1961]

Too funny! Thank u guys

[@CareyGrantoo7]

" Two week old calf ". 😆😅🤣😂🤪👍🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@jasonyates3311]

"Reginald Squashbuckle" the billionaire mogul LOL

[@michaelsullivan6164]

The humility and realness of these guys is of absolute legends!!!!! Bravo, gentleman

[@SuperScottCrawford]

"Homlick, homlick." "It's the HEIMLICH!" Right after, "the Homlick!" Dude!!

[@carolrios2660]

Only 3 minutes in and I’m on the floor laughing!

[@connieguenter5253]

So the mystery continues! I’m with you, when I’m hungry I’m not studying script. But you are getting material hand over fist. Love you both.

[@epotty21]

Love this...Sebastian related that story like a pro....I was dying laughing

[@JesseJames90210]

love you guys, wish the cast was longer. been watching you guys for years now

[@debbieskrletts725]

Thanks for the cast

[@lauracastro9447]

You two are the best. Thanks for making us laugh. Btw Sebastian, I would have left the party after the dead guy woke. I have no patience. Goes on tooooo long. Ha

[@pamkydes3311]

ME TOO, LAURA!!!

[@kylefleming4578]

thanks for the upload yo!

[@dar_jada]

Excellent. For some reason I rarely laugh out loud but you guys always make me laugh out loud. Thank You💕

[@djd31289]

Great cast guys! Thank you both! Oh my gosh, the murder mystery had me rollin...Pete, "why don't we just play clue and share a bottle of wine?" 😂 You guys are great. Thanks for the smile that stays on my face long after you say goodbye. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@cathysolis1948]

Brilliant comedy. You two are freaking hilarious 😂

[@carolrosenau9523]

‘Like playing the piano’ 😂 omg I’m already laughing.

[@barbaramascaro6899]

Me & my daughter had a great time at the show last night! Pete was awesome, and we took a photo with him afterwards! I would recommend seeing him in person if you get the chance, you won't be disappointed! Thanks, Pete! It was a great birthday present 🎁 for my daughter! 🤗☺️💕

[@GeorgeJansen]

2:23. Wait. Did Pete just make choking and the Heimlich maneuver funny? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jokergonwild]

QUICK SCRAPE THE MASH POTATOES as a former EMT that was hilarious😂💩

[@bonniecronce2287]

I seriously wait for the cast every week...and if they don't get one up...it HAS RUINED the rest of that night!☺❤love love love Pete & Sebastian❤❤

[@Hforoooo]

Can you imagine how excited the couple was that Sebastian was going to love their party, only to have him and Pete destroy it! Good idea, bad execution 😂

[@okayboomernyc]

That's why I luv improv - no script, no book, no promps - just make it up at the seat of your pants moment to moment - that would have been more fun - improv mystery murder - and a lot funnier.

[@debbiebasquit0728]

The best pod cast!!!!💕💕💕🥰

[@hs-qk9qf]

The Kim K. gloves part took me all the way out😂🤣.

[@000_x9]

Thats awesome! Murder mystery party.

[@dukegoliath]

hahahahahhaha "This would be great for the cast". New shirts get em rolling boys lol

[@teresaseina5627]

I LOVE THIS SHOW. I feel like I am ease dropping on a conversation between brothers. REAL AF

[@littlemissmaybe480]

SEBASTIAN! I literally saw you on TV during the Super Bowl! My whole family yelled out “there’s Sebastian”. So maybe it’s different depending what region you’re watching from? I have no clue but you were on OUR screen!!!!!!

[@lisah7304]

🎼People Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout my Best friend🎼💯% Pete is right on point!! Fahgetabout it! Excellent work from the Kelly’s BTW! You guys are so fantastic!!!

[@monica11760]

Awesome gift and craftsmanship, Anthony Kelly and dad!!!

[@paullemiremusic3101]

My first taste of this show. LOVE it!

[@gabriellasophia222]

This was one of the funniest casts in a long time! Loved it

[@vincentpuleo4296]

i caught up on ten episodes in one day. we need more episodes fellas. TWICE A WEEK LETS GO

[@richardheinz]

I recently found out that Sebastian grew up in Arlington Heights, IL. I live in Wheaton, IL. Not very far away. I work for a moving company. Every time we do a job in Arlington Heights.... I always think of Sebastian. These guys are awesome!

[@davedecker1725]

First aid training is always a good idea

[@scottk8244]

Time to repaint those earbuds Mr. Pete

[@royalbee0068]

😂

[@pamullrich8863]

Pete~ saw you in Charlotte in November and was so glad to meet you in person..I told you how important you and Sebastian 's cast has meant to me every week..You have the most creative mind...! All your responses to Sebastian are hysterical and so on point. I wish you all the best in your career going forward! A joint appearance in tour would be the most amazing joint comedy special ever ! Love you both and wish continued success ! You, Pete, like Sebastian deserve it!

[@mariacrochet8379]

Good thing nobody jumped in and attempted a backyard tracheotomy 😱

[@Chegles1]

lol

[@gwendolynbuckner8995]

Thanks guys for cracking me up .Your great .Any chance you guys will be doing hoodies or sweatshirts?Thanks again your very much appreciated.

[@joygmail7521]

Something so true, and then blended with the genius of comedy... i hope you know how much you both are appreciated....thank you! The laughter you bring .....thank you. J 0 Y

[@riley7brown]

The Cast Baby

[@juderobinson7370]

I don't feel like I'm being parented. I'm laughing so hard I can't see through the tears. You guys are great.... I hope your caring you show for each other is real....

[@thinblueline7323]

Fancy backdrop Pete!

[@manoarbol]

hilariuos, cried laughing.

[@Zinctwentyone]

Awesome dinner party. Thanks for sharing.

[@scrapgirl34]

Best Cast ever. I look forward to every episode!

[@zelva1961]

Whahaha. Yep. I don't want homework at a party.

[@albrown1812]

Fuuuuuck😂😂 bro I held it the whole cast,until Sebastian explained the PAiN of catch at 48 Jesus man I mean just the tone and expression brilliant,hilarious 😂 without wanting to be funny

[@joemiranda4805]

Another Superstar Comedy Show Cast by Pete and Sebastian ! This is Valuable !!! Thank you for your time to treat us like family ! God's Blessings to you both !🙏🇵🇷🇺🇸

[@davidsnyder2000]

Thanks Pete and Sabastian for another great time watching your podcast….good fun👍❤️🙏🙂

[@di2743]

Got tix w/ 4freinds 3/12 Paramount in L.I. NewYork Baaaby!! Can't wait 🙌

[@leahlittleton6554]

You guys are the best!!! ❤️

[@cheryltaylor9286]

Enjoyed the show. Thanks guys. Finished up tonight.🤩🤩🤩

[@SuziDMS]

Pete, you are a good friend. Always positive and lifting people up. This cast is the best 👍

[@rickschaier9977]

Damn at the 1:00:00 mark Sebastian’s cheek bones are looking fantastic. Aging like fine wine

[@dawnledesma4654]

Oh my gosh am I ready to cry for Sebastian right now???? He was never the popular kid, ate alone and Bateman didn't exchange numbers with him??? Plus no camera love at the Superbowl....poor Sebastian.

[@joepagano11]

Best cast in the game

[@alexismoore8450]

Hey guys! I'm 16yrs old and I love the cast you guys are so funny!

[@royalbee0068]

I'm chokin !!! 😄😄🤣🤣😝😛😋

[@MsDunkin123]

Thank you!!!! Sincerely!!!! For the ongoing belly laughs! I watch you ritualistically with my coffee and big Newfoundland dog to start the day!!

[@SolidMikeP]

"You have just been entered....into"

[@raleighmann3368]

They panned your audience Sebastian at the United Center and we too were trying to be memorable and I'm a legend in my own mine

[@anneverna1792]

another great cast thanks guys !