The PETTIEST Thing You Did After A Breakup! | Ep 225 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@dejajolie2816]

No one says “Pardon” with the emphasis that Fuhad does, it’s the best

[@c00ki3m0nsta]

i love how they take the simplest sentence and make whole 3 minute stories out of them💀

[@KyleneGoldd]

That's CONTEEEENNT! and a skill lol 🤣

[@poisonivy2898]

Omg facts

[@jadethomas329]

Literally my favourite thing

[@jazzymidear3466]

I love the imagination

[@kaarlina4258]

It’s the reason why we keeping coming back for more content 😂😂

[@jamesjackson9293]

“Desperate for local meats James!?!” That sweeted me 😂😂😂😂

[@therrioett]

the "s" on meats 🤣🤣🤣

[@YCCMAnon]

I was audio and I thought he was saying meets. I thought about it and stopped and went “…MEATS!?” 😂

[@moimeself1088]

I think it was "meets"... don't ask how I know 😉🫣🤭 James def understood it as "meats" 😅😅😅

[@thototron5015]

Fr the double meaning had me dead

[@fazormcghee7936]

Bro that shit about the guy nutting in the milk. The way y'all flipped the tables on the guy, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. "How about I call your mum, tell her to keep the milk safe" 🤣🤣🤣 hell nah

[@kaymusonda7200]

My only thought WAS.... *CHILD LOCK THAT MILK Mrs Jackson*

[@hauwamuktari735]

I. Died!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kardellious]

Yeah it's at that point I shared the video

[@therrioett]

100% the flip had me in tears. Talk about backfire lol that was the best

[@Tea.TBlock]

Can u imagine she turned up with the milk at the house?

[@AndSoWeLaughed]

The std isn’t even petty, it’s a whole crime. Knowingly infecting someone is awful.

[@neuroticgurl0295]

i fully agree, but i think its is also the least worst sti to get and quite easily cured with minimal effects

[@Mari-pq2kj]

it’s still petty even though it’s a crime

[@rebeccajoya]

@@neuroticgurl0295 Women can get inflammation that can block our tubes, it's not minor when untreated.

[@neuroticgurl0295]

@@rebeccajoya yeh thats true but i think it still might be the easiest to treat, and the girl in the confession knew what she was doing when she gave it to her fella, so shes probably ok too

[@superstoriespodcast]

so wrong

[@marleesefuller1600]

The way Fuhad says “Jaaaaaaammmes” 😂😂😂😂

[@joyos413]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@masesinkosi7610]

It sweetens me all the time.

[@ashantiwilliams1531]

Takes me out every time

[@AshlieJermaine]

I LIVE for that!! One of my favorite things he says!!

[@duchesstangiwe2045]

They turn into such proper English gentlemen whenever they say “Pardon??” It’s so adorable 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yonatonkobrias9128]

My Ex never paid attention to anything…Like EVER. We’re both from America, and about 6mos before we split, we bought booked a trip to the UK. After we broke up, he said he still wanted to go (without me), so I told him he could keep the ticket, I just wanted him to reimburse me for the cost. He said he would, but I never heard back from him. The day for the flight was less than a week away, so went online and changed his ticket (cost me $250) to go to Colombia…where el no habla espanol…😂😂…The day arrived, and he texted me asking for the ticket number. I just sent him the info he needed. Not once did he text me about any issues or anything….that is until he called me later that night freaking out, telling me his flight landed in Bogota, Colombia for some reason. He said he was waiting to speak to someone who spoke English. 2hrs later, he called me ABSOLUTELY LIVID, demanding to know why I changed his ticket. So I responded “because 1. We are no longer together. 2. I am not an ATM and that ticket was NOT a gift 4. Because I thought it was funny. Best of luck” …..I then hung up on him. Last I heard, his parents got him a ticket home, and then had audacity to ask me for the money it cost them to fly him home….Ghosted them, like he ghosted me.

[@d4rren09]

Lmaooo. You're evil for that, but I respect it. Do people just never check what flights go where? 😂

[@taraloker6045]

He's an idiot. They said Colombia so many times before that plane took off. 😂 He was that scared that he couldn't even make the best of it and had to get his parents to bail him out? You don't want stupid kids. He did you a favor. $250 well spent.

[@mantubalehema]

You said where el no abla espanol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DrLadyBugM]

I respect it!

[@jazzymidear3466]

Yoooo 'may allah ignore you the way you ignored me' lmaooooooo

[@lucillejuliusdevos8839]

I love how they elaborate “imaginary” stories. Love it. Both cute too. 😘

[@brittanygood504]

My ex forgot to change his social media passwords after our breakup, so one night my best friend and I got on Facebook and liked EVERY SINGLE picture of the girl he was talking to from his profile. There were like 6k pics! #dedication We drank wine and laughed the ENTIRE time! She later messaged him asking why he was so creepy, and he had no idea what she was talking about. It was gold!

[@Stressedandhorrorobsessed]

That is amazing 😂😂😂

[@ericab1302]

Evil genius 💕

[@slaymarie_rdh_2B]

This is genius!

[@TheCarnivoreSoprano]

That's funny lol

[@bethwalker6218]

Hilaaaaaarious!!!!

[@simonemarie6051]

Best part of a Monday is this podcast.

[@ethxnnn3364]

💯💯💯💯

[@yinkakilasho6197]

On God

[@princesskayla]

Facts!!

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Damn right

[@sophiewithlovee]

It sure freakin’ is

[@kingsofguyana]

I swear their role plays are God tier

[@sfinesse9908]

I love when James acts like a female he’s soo accurate 😂😂😂😂😂 brutal

[@JoejoeEng]

James sometimes zesty 😭

[@anastasiayoung9179]

@@JoejoeEng Consistently zesty LOL

[@adrianherbert5844]

​@anastasiayoung9179 ALWAYS zesty. Down to the movements and tone. He a little TOO good at the female dialogue exchange.

[@Plutonium.2]

@@adrianherbert5844the homophobia is real lol.

[@iamcharane]

Unsolicited nut is sending me 🤣🤣🤣 I swear James is petty af 🤣

[@jasminesims3579]

Ngl I was incapable of moving when I heard fuhad yell “JASMINE STOP..” had me looking at my phone like 👁 👄 👁 and I ain’t even do nothing 🥲🤣

[@tracypeebles9362]

😂

[@jasminecoshall1064]

Same 😂

[@ugommaokorie1660]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackkUnicorn369]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@madhumithamm9739]

What is the timing?

[@krissantiago5475]

The milk situation is wild how they were able to turn that so well lmaooo

[@littlemisspullen]

‘I heard you’re looking for MEATS’ 😂 PLURAL

[@user-jv7ig6ie5b]

Meets, as in meet-ups

[@littlemisspullen]

@@user-jv7ig6ie5bthey mean meats as in sausage aka 🍆🍆🍆🍆

[@tishellefrancois7840]

"He's literally a joke and I can't catch my breath... aaaahh" I SC-REAAMED

[@YoungBrother93]

5:53 "he's a joke, and I can't catch my breath" had me dying 😂

[@TrippyKenpachi]

11:42 😂😂😂 “Double lock the milk” had me in shambles.

[@jacobcosme2586]

I am so happy i found yall. Makes 18 plus hour drivers for work bearable.

[@princesskayla]

I listen on Spotify & I get the most joke on my hour long commute to work 👌🏽💯❤️

[@jacobcosme2586]

@@princesskayla i started on spotify and switch back and forth

[@TheFaro2011]

Where the feck you driving

[@jacobcosme2586]

@Fari so i travel all over the United states inspecting pipelines. We are based out of TX

[@Harmonious028]

Get on Patreon you get two episodes a week! Under 5USD a month

[@javaruservin3959]

the fuhad line "you are the love of my life" kills me everytime

[@SaturnsDaughter_]

every single time 😂

[@amybeelicious]

My whole family already agreed to donate their bodies to science. If I find out some wild shit like this about my Papa I'm gonna go off. I'm the only one who didn't sign up because im paranoid I'll get shipped to some science class where kids will make fun of my lopsided tits or the body museum.

[@TheNamelessKing999]

Won’t happen. You only get used for laboratory use

[@peacef9540]

Tell that to Doris😭

[@augustamatsimella9899]

Underrated comment😭

[@bobberry1463]

It most likely going to happen. For this story what happen was they just cut out the brain and sell the body to someone else. you might be cut up into piece and give to multiple places.

[@nyashac4446]

It was wrong in all respects, but most likely, the alzheimers research facility probably only focused on the brain and then sold the body because they didn't need it. So if you're considering donating your body to science, there's a huge possibility of being dismembered and shared among different medical departments for study..... 🤷🏽‍♀️ 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@HarlemSadge]

I absolutely 🖤 these 2! Their laughs are contagious & Fuhad is FINE!

[@jenniferm6526]

BIG FACT!!

[@TheKayleeanna]

James too... 😏😉

[@jori556]

Fine fine!!

[@princesskayla]

The way James is examining the prosthetics tho 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jazzyg1162]

In tears guys!! I’m ringing ya mom to tell her double lock the milk 🤣🤣🤣

[@bethwalker6218]

Double lock the milk 😂😂😂 I fucking can't

[@jakinawilliams8360]

This line took me out! 😂😂😂

[@foreverxmell]

the way Fuhad screamed „THEIR UNNECESSARY” 💀👏🏽

[@whois.aseyori]

Fuhad's scenerio and James acting possum sweeted me😭😭😭

[@aiyaeyt867]

Advice from someone who’s in a healthy relationship about to get married. The best revenge after a break up is to leave your ex alone and wish them well. Truly continue your journey & bettering yourself after it. I don’t ever plan for it or hope for it but for some reason none of them are doing better than me. & they always try to come back. I promise you the beginning of the break up might feel like crap and you want them to feel it too , but it’s only gonna keep you in a vicious cycle .

[@oneandonly3139]

I agree. And them watching you do well is the best karma

[@jferguson3930]

This is true. I hadn’t spoken to my ex since we broke up 3 years ago but we reconnected at a wedding and he saw how good I was doing and the regret in his eyes was the best revenge I could’ve gotten.

[@angel_numbers]

THIS

[@prettyxbonez96]

After a breakup, I dont want any ex having access, including social media, so their getting blocked on everything imaginable. Also, I dont need anyone to see me living my life can careless. Also, I dont wish anyone well. Im gonna date, accomplish, put my career and side art first, go on vacation live life, and dress for revenge. A relationship or marriage after a breakup is the least of my concerns, but everyone is different. Lol how would you know what your Exes are doing anyway, but yes, cutting people off and succeeding is great 😂

[@aiyaeyt867]

@@prettyxbonez96 that’s the difference between me & you I don’t let none of my exes have power over me. You have to care A LOT to go to the extra mile of blocking & doing all those extra things(unless they harassing). I don’t have IG or fb . We all live in the same, community ran the same circle .I’m bound to hear about them through others. You grown & I don’t know you , you don’t have to forgive them. You can hate everyone that’s fine. It doesn’t matter how much vacation you take, it doesn’t matter how much money you make ,if your heart ain’t right you gonna run yourself in cycle try to seek for fulfillment in these temporary meaningless things. Let’s remember that you’re commenting in my comment section. I’m giving a perspective for my lenses married or single. You don’t have to agree with me !

[@user-ic4kj2il7h]

the milk part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 telling the mum to double lock the milk?? 😭😭

[@letiacole385]

Nah I love how they go on a tangent and make a explanation or story 😂😂😂 funniest thing ever

[@Userco4824]

“Double locks the milk” 😂😂 I am dying!

[@hedgehawk9411]

What they don’t tell you about donating your body after you pass is that your family members will receive your body parts one at a time. Not all at once. My aunt received my uncles remains several times after donating his body for stroke research. It was traumatic for her every time because she had no idea until then.

[@danielleadams6609]

😮 that's awful

[@HazelQLifa]

October has been shitty, overworked underpaid and doing all this with a toothache. You just made me laugh so hard, thanks fellas. 😊

[@WreathStorm]

11:15-13:34 DYING lol. It's so refreshing to come across a podcast that's this entertaining without being overly political. It's been a while.

[@lalondon80]

James’ laugh; oh my days it’s hilarious! I was listening to this in my office on the sly but I just burst out laughing and EVERYONE looked at me like I was crazy

[@MD-ck5xj]

It's fake af

[@lalondon80]

@@MD-ck5xj wow you really are a hater aren’t you? I’ve seen all your comments! My brother what did these guys do to offend you so much? It’s okay this is a safe space

[@AquariusBaby96]

'Took the knobs off the cooker so he couldn't cook' .. rollinggggggggggggggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@denisemizero6802]

It’s the way James is examining the breasts for me 😂😂😂

[@yourpurpledream6102]

Also those are way beyond a H, those are an L at least. Probably a P

[@sunnni_]

I thought I was the only one who peeped 😂😂😂

[@tracypeebles9362]

His eyes were like hmmmm😂

[@fuqu626]

Why you smiling like thag

[@bonganiofficial]

Hahahaha spot on !!!!

[@sandilemasuku8731]

How does mans drop that so casually, "What was the brother that killed someone?"😂😂

[@isunshiine]

We’re getting lucky these days with over hour episodes 🎉🎉❤

[@omcknight821]

These dudes are HILARIOUS, yall got a new fan 🤣

[@britneymabulekesi5350]

Love how they started with the IG question this week

[@orefilemolekwa6664]

They made a whole scenario from a guy nutting in some milk😂😂😂

[@curlykoala696]

Laughing while breaking up: I have laughed while breaking up with an ex. It was a combination of anxiety, scared at how he would take it, adrenaline rush and relief when I finally bandaid ripped it over the phone (we were long distance). He wanted me to emotionally support him through our break up 😅 that man gave me so much ick

[@AndSoWeLaughed]

The one about the body, they probably took her brain but couldn’t take the entire body. They could’ve at least ASKED the guy if they could donate it on… make it worse, the SOLD it and didn’t even offer the money back.

[@shelly1391]

Indeed. “Hey look, we only need her brain, would you like her back for burial or would you be willing to sell her to the bomb squad for 6 grand?”

[@sloane4836]

Sadly they didn't. It was a really dodgy business and when they were raided there was a body hanging in a crucified position. It was really messed up.

[@kiera8102]

Don't know how I've not found this channel sooner but I'm glad I have now! 🤣

[@tonyaherbert267]

It’s the amount of time that James examined the teacher’s melons for me 😂😂

[@myharvey2692]

🤣😂🤣😂😂 He looked at them for farrrr toooo looonnngg!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@MsSmash05]

Happiest moment of my day....love you boyz❣️ from Eswatini, Africa

[@purrphatkat]

My ex was a heavy weed smoker so I hid his whole stash inside the curtain rods along with all his hand-held bongs. He was cheap and the weed was in his budget plan so I knew it would throw his budget off.

[@rickkibui]

😂😂😂

[@ninjacupcake233]

I could listen to these two talk forever 😂

[@ugommaokorie1660]

"Everyone, get into pairs" is too real! Quintessential school days horror story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StuartOnYT]

First time I've watched a full podcast after weeks of my gf sending me clips she saw on TikTok, god this show is amazing!

[@deanm7428]

We say welcome brother. Family secrets one is beyond... Just beyond

[@TheKayleeanna]

Fuhad: "You are the looove of my liffffe!" 🤣

[@corijazzpurcell9241]

The way I collapsed in hysterics at "I would've given them all the death touch"😂😂😂😂😂

[@ClaireCorinthos]

That story about "Doris's son" donating her dead body to science is wild. The son is still waiting to get his $6k.

[@take2tayt2t73]

That’s CRAZY. I wouldn’t ever donate my family member’s body to anything. They can rest in the ground. Because that’s heinous.

[@Zahir-i4j]

The absolute level of fear and concern that washed over Fuhad when James asked about the breh who killed someone in uni 😂

[@felixrodriguez1631]

Me and my boy have been working on our podcast and recently I had stumbled on you guys and have been trying to catch up. But we like the style and flow you guys have, and as we have been trying to get our flow and channel going we admire the work you have done. Honestly thank you guys for what you have been doing

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Keeping the glitter one for future use.. there was one she put it all over the house and on his driveway so he always trod it in the house 😂

[@allygraham5264]

best bet is put silver glitter in the washing machine😂

[@RESINTINGZSC]

WTF.... I have been listening on the podcast and refreshing youtube!!!! I can't take how addicted I am to this pod!!! HELP ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmadalkaabneh7475]

I do not watch anything like on youtube or shows. Because i am always busy. But these two , I actually make time to sit and watch them whenever i can. Not overrated at all, they are actually wayyyyyh underrated

[@ytsubber614]

“Can I call you?” The 4 most dangerous words in the human world! I have a certain woman doing that, plus video calls. I told her she’s out of my life forever, she betrayed me but she’s calling me now. I literally gave her a chance and she threw it away. Like, calling me at 4:58 and waking me up…

[@MrsWoodthorp]

I am obsessed with this podcast. You guys are hilarious!

[@MsLucky1234567]

I’ve never laughed so hard over classmates I’ve never seen. “Rugby Liam looked like Hagrid” sent me into outer space

[@ujulieesempambo]

Fuhad is definitely me when it comes to watching shows! Back to back shows..

[@littlebrowngirl4]

Can i just say, i love how the Americans are loving and actually understanding all this humour so well 🤣 just goes to show you boys are global entertainment! ❤‍🔥

[@NotaRegularProgrammer]

I’ve been binge watching this podcast for the past few weeks and absolute jokes 😂 thank you!

[@DMA28]

“Is this seat taken?” “YES IT’S TAKEN BY MY PERSONAL SPACE” 😂😂😂😂 this was always me when I used to take trains to work lmao

[@MagicTimewithVictoria]

Hyper Fixations are something I’ve always had. I love you guys so much. Thank you for everything you do

[@nannettedelas5251]

When Fuad said "Wood Od", I damn near passed TF out!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aliciaflores4534]

I LOVE THIS PODCAST SO MUCH! 🙌🏽 I'm crying laughing on my way to work every morning & it just makes me happy all day!❤️❤️😍

[@KyndelC]

"desperate for local meats" I am literally in TEARS at the office 🤣😂

[@TheJRhyder]

But was it "local MEETS" or "local MEATS"? 🤣

[@kimberlyodonnell3076]

I was wondering the same! 😭🤣

[@Akita721]

So for the dress I found it's called Fabrican. Apparently it's a very sterilized material and can be suitable for would dressing and bandages. Also the formulation can be alternated so they can even make cast for broken limbs. So it's kinda cool lolll

[@raymondpyle1763]

Bruh I am crying I spit out my drink when he said i would go limp and look them into thier eyes at the Man U scenario. Im cryinnnnng!!!!!!

[@corytupper1268]

This weeks episode was JUICY 😂 cheers lads ❤

[@Genie2386]

Murderers, beer snorters, and Hagrid 🤣What an ending!

[@sophiewithlovee]

Unwinding the day with this podcast ❤

[@servingcant]

This podcast is an ab workout 😭😭

[@NaaaaYaaaa]

New subscriber here! Love your channel. you two are so effortlessly funny, I love how you play off of each other so well, and the role playing is chefs kiss. Y’all are making me miss my family in the UK

[@stephaniesimons-fernandes1349]

You guys are hilarious!! I love your show...don't ever stop!

[@channy1038]

Hands down the best podcast!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[@rhappyd6577]

Whom ever said these guys aren’t funny has issues. One sentence with the funniest backstories ever.

[@jimothy6326]

Fashion shows have two different types. One is a moving art show which is when it's weird and they're walking in mud, the clothes make no sense etc. Then the others are basically "ideas" for the next season in fashion. So it will be the textures, materials, folds, closures etc that will be used in a brands line for the next season. Normally, those ones will include some pieces that will actually be released that season but styled in a artistic way. But both are more art than fashion.

[@DuchessDelphine]

I worked in the fashion business for 18 years and have tried numerous times to explain this to people 😂😂. Thanks for this comment

[@supSCUB4ST3V3]

The role play and improv is insane from you two. Love it ❤

[@AutoReview_By_Fundy]

Definitely pulling the glitter trick tomorrow

[@beloncekamz2821]

James milk enactment sweetened me😭😭 had to replay it. My Monday made😂😂🤣.#MCM😍😍

[@lovel.444]

We need more episodes a week guys . We love you ❤️ - All the way from Los Angeles.

[@Peter_Holder]

what an opening to the pod, love it

[@karabonkasa4983]

Over an hour long episode 🔥🔥

[@ShoshawnaB]

8:48-9:41 literally had me in tearssssss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@convictednotcondemned3483]

I’ve been having the worst day but 30:35 has broken my misery I ugly laughed at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shelly1391]

Hope tomorrow is a better day for you ❤

[@beccac8809]

Well done on 200k, you guys cheer me up no end while I'm going through a hard time

[@beestingtv9395]

Every time I hear them talk about all the shows they’re watching I just laugh because I’m still trying to get through One piece’s 1200 episodes 😂

[@irenenduku4043]

I have never been soo happily addicted to something !❤❤❤

[@damystery123]

I feel like what happened with the mom's body is they took the brain out and then sold the brain-less body for research money. It's likely they chopped the hand off for ashes before sending it to the military as well. Super shady and they should really let people know ahead of time that they only need the brain.

[@Anthonythomas_19]

I don't always find everything you guy's say funny, but i always find the pod interesting or worthwhile.

[@cflenyatl]

Finally caught up after 3 weeks! On to the Patreon episodes

[@mbongeni6]

“There’s a video ciiirculating the office “😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this floored me 😂 22:30

[@thirstimpressions2617]

😂😂 The ick is that all iterations of Idris’ American accents are spot on 👌🏽Homeboy has all regions nailed

[@JessGoris]

His American accents are so on point that I actually do NOT enjoy hearing his native accent 😂😂😂 “I am aware of the affect I have on women.”

[@thirstimpressions2617]

@@JessGoris 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 YES!

[@gladiator1348]

"Speaking" had me rolling!