Something They Said That Made You Never Talk To Them Again | EP 269 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@fudge2967]

I’ve promoted myself from being someone who just watches their shorts, to a full time viewer watching podcasts the day they release. Happy Monday y’all

[@kaarlina4258]

Same

[@saieedahbarlow3825]

Ppp

[@timyra2011]

Same

[@KG45Brham]

We up BIG

[@sashanejay]

Welcome!

[@alannagallagher]

I’m a 37 year old Irish woman, living in San Francisco and have somehow, magically adapted “ting and fammmmm” into my vocabulary 😂😂

[@romiquamontaque6108]

This is the best thing I've ever heard

[@Back2Humanity]

I started watching this podcast in order to decipher the code of my sons vocabulary... Now i kinda talk like this too

[@thinredline78]

Same. I’ve been saying facts, swear, lips, and fam all the time. Drives my husband up the wall.

[@alannagallagher]

@@thinredline78 😂😂😂

[@MrHowhot]

You should fit right in the especially with the Irish accent just tell them you're from Boston.

[@stefanp9252]

Can’t lie Fuhad nearly had me shook for second when he started the public service announcement, I thought it was gonna be something way deeper 🤣

[@queposition9030]

I was thinking the same thing

[@praetorianlukoskinen2814]

I'm a minute and 30 seconds in and already lolling

[@nasrimohammed6833]

That is deep, that’s life threatening as a man😂😂😂

[@muhammadmansour3734]

Bruh his team was piped 7 nil by their biggest rival,it’s definitely something deep

[@nasrimohammed6833]

@@muhammadmansour3734 fax bro, Man U fans was getting out of hand, they needed this humbling 😂

[@Bksluvr19]

You know a good story is coming when James says “Fuhad!” Lol

[@UFCresultsweekly]

I went school with James and its awesome to see he's killing it!! He was always funny and unique

[@ChrisKustom]

I saw once; "'We need to talk'... respond with; 'You're right, we do.' Now we both anxious!!"

[@thehoneydeev]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@littlemissladybird13]

During the game, I was literally thinking “Fuhad must be suffering right now”

[@happynotLuckY]

We need a reenactment 😂😂😂

[@lattiloor7333]

Yessss I was waiting for the new episode to hear his commentary

[@mrsallister32]

Wait wait wait wait wait WAIT. James has NOTES!? He can SING!?!? I love this!! 😃

[@Bouquetofflowers498]

Exactly what I said!

[@PopGirlCB]

I was looking for this comment!! I totally agree!!

[@Kayla-kd8ov]

I was pleasantly surprised. James can hold a note still

[@mariedegbor2139]

Came over from Spotify for this comment

[@marissa3009]

22:41 so cute!

[@SymoneD16]

I come for the laughs but stay for the roleplays 🤣

[@entropy3615]

It's been a while! Lol at least on KZbin.

[@aurora6763]

and James' infectious laugh?

[@moniquestoute6650]

Faaaammm, there’s nothing like it 😂😂 Fuhad goes pretend your my girl yeah 😅

[@angellicbeautyproducts9479]

Do u misz me when im around!?!?🤣🤣🤣

[@msteejo6373]

Facts!!!

[@just_shanae]

James being gassed about Clarkson’s Farm really goes to show how much patience Fuhad has 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Shaunal33howe]

Fuhad’s patience is the real MVP of SNG 😂😂😂😂

[@bnbjelly3609]

Do u know how to spell Waguan idk if I’m spelling it right🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TrippyKenpachi]

@@bnbjelly3609 “Wah gwaan?” Or “Waa gwaan?”

[@Smexydaily]

@@bnbjelly3609 or some people just say-wag1

[@mimiluau]

This is actually my kind of show. I usually skip the anime or The Last of Us reviews. But also, I’m realising how boring I must be when I tell my friends about shows like this.

[@JS-fw1gz]

James was so offended by someone being called a 4 his face when he said what after 😂😂 “hold 4 blows to your nose”

[@merp9211]

James always chooses violence!😂

[@ShoshawnaB]

Fuhad’s face and verbal nods while James is talking about Clarkson’s Farm😂😂😂😂 #HesSuchAGreatFriend

[@devonbriney]

I was thinking this EXACT same thing! Proof that Fuhad is a great friend!

[@vikkiTV212]

Right. I was like. Bless him

[@OG-Savage]

I respect Fuhad for making it through the entire match. I turned the game off in anger at 4-0 🤣 But James dying with laughter at our pain just hurts even more 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lewis-bd2yu]

typical plastic Man U fan quitting cos you're losing lollll

[@aks-knu]

The only reason I’m looking forward to Mondays👏🏾

[@sashanejay]

Factual

[@angela1504]

Yes!

[@anayarayne280]

Literally !!!

[@tshiamomonnakgotla]

Fun day

[@imarni4075]

Same

[@ggamer041]

Remember working at McDonalds during Xmas. The Christmas CD lasted 45 mins. An 8 hour shift was nothing short of torture. To this day I can't hear certain Christmas songs without experiencing severe eye twitching. 😵‍💫

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

I know EXACTLY how you feel!! Experienced this last christmas and working in a toy store made it worse😭😭

[@kialei2483]

I worked in retail and that’s the reason I can’t stand Christmas music. It’s the same songs but different artists

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@kialei2483 different covers, different artists but all the SAME. DAMN. SONGS😭😭😭

[@sallyrobinson2285]

I used to work nights at a service station. Christmas songs have traumatised me😂. Plus hearing "spaceman i really wanted you to know" from the arcade every 5 mins on a 12hr shift 😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@sallyrobinson2285 you've got some strength to endure that

[@AdriSoAwesome]

Fuhad’s face when James was talking about that farm show is the same face I make when my kids are talking to me about something random. 😂😂

[@AmardeepSingh84]

Me screaming a2+b2=c2 at my phone when they're trying to figure out Pythagoras!

[@dandean3871]

And they say its triangles or summin - yh gang gang lol pmsl

[@lymbugua]

a²+b²=c²

[@imoyabrax450]

as a stem person u people make me cry

[@charmaynemerrill7794]

Same 😂 I’m watching it with headphones at work and said it out loud

[@akooakoo629]

Me too 😂

[@playboydom8064]

"i'd rather you date other people TOO then expect me to text you good morning every single day" james: 👀👀 james: TOO?!?!?! IM DYING LMAO

[@inherbeautyrising]

That platonic friends that kiss things hit hard. I ended a six year relationship because of that dynamic.

[@yesenia9342]

I'm at the 5 year mark this month.. idk what I'm doing or what need to do 🥲

[@beyoncecmk7969]

you guys are living proof that laughter is the best medicine

[@jessicapouncy501]

James ranting about the farm show Fuhad: mhm…mhm…mhm… He’s trying to care but he literally can’t 😂😂

[@oyamabubu4768]

Listening to James’ nightmare in load shedding at 10 pm😭😭🇿🇦

[@theodora.m]

U brave mamas i could never😂😂 during loadshedding shedding pho

[@oyamabubu4768]

@@theodora.m I kept checking my door for the fat man’s silhouette bro😭💔

[@adwoaadu-parko4329]

😂😂😂

[@iidifferentworlds]

The moment James realized this wasn't a safe space to talk about Clarkson's Farm 😭

[@eboleen]

But irony of it being a safe space because Fuhad listened to James infodump for a good 5mins not wanting to upset him.. Wholesome.

[@dcarter455]

As soon as they started giggling, I yelled at my phone “AWWWWWW JAMES I’LL WATCH WITH YOU😂😂😂😂😂” I’ve been that friend before and it hurts to be tolerated sometimes💀💀💀

[@MSG515]

Something someone said to me that made me stop talking to them: "I never liked you, I thought you knew." This was a female friend of over 2 decades, who was at my wedding and other milestones. She contacted me after that statement to wish me a happy birthday a year later and I asked her why is she contacting me and dislike me.. she giggled and try to change the subject. I told her that I am unavailable for emotional abuse. It's been over 5 years since that last communication... I do not regret it.

[@kr4590]

Date someone who has fuhad’s patience and pretend engagement when explaining something they won’t think twice about 😂😂😂

[@adebolagifttv813]

Listening to James recount his nightmare... Damn that's really scary I won't be able to go back to sleep, thank God I don't leave alone.

[@ntuan9360]

That’s that Dahmer doc getting him

[@adebolagifttv813]

Yeah...

[@sirsummerr]

The smirk on Fuhad's face the whole time James explains the show.😭😂🤣

[@nooonooo9876]

Like "yeah im never gonna watch it, but go on.. have your moment" 🤣

[@sirsummerr]

Bro it sent me. 😭🤣

[@Otily_Beyonce]

It's James screaming "Facts" about 3 times to express how he can relate to what he is hearing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@camu4675]

I’ve started a list of Black British slang that I don’t know as a Black American. It grows every episode😂

[@Trombonegoddess86]

I’ve tried googling some of the words they use, but I’m not exactly sure what they’re saying sometimes or how to spell it 😅 we need a Black British Slang dictionary maybe for the Patreon lol

[@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644]

@@Trombonegoddess86 what’s some of the words

[@Trombonegoddess86]

@@sarahlowe-thakoordin5644 “pang” or “Pen” not sure exactly what they’re saying, but they use it when a woman is very attractive. That “T” word they use often for “penis”. Sounds like TOE to me, but my sister said she thought they were saying TOOL. “Rags” That’s what I can think of off the top of my head.

[@thepeersfamily8020]

@@Trombonegoddess86the word is “peng” and yeah it just been they’re banging/hot etc. And yeah, tool means penis. So does “pipe”. 😅🤣

[@mariakhan7986]

@@Trombonegoddess86 that's funny, you almost got it, it's peng. And the description you got correct.

[@sy4za]

The fact that the podcast is always posted at the end of my day. What a nice way to wind down 💖💖

[@thandizohorea1267]

Same I eat my dinner then watch the show, don't want to choke on my food while laughing 🤣🤣

[@Chembekezo]

The way James was laughing while Fuhad was pouring his heart out

[@junior_nxumalo]

I was literally thinking that 😂😂😂

[@robertogallagher9915]

Thats literally my best friend and I. Im like James and My best friend is just like Fuhad.😭🤣🔥

[@Niamayfeel]

Ngl that side eye smile from Fuhad @35:08 towards Rem was so FRIGGIN CUTE

[@jermainmcgraw560]

❤❤

[@olikah4667]

I’m not even a football fan but when I saw the scores on Twitter, Fuhad was the only one on my mind 😂😂😂😂 wanted to DM him, “r u ok?”, but I said nah, lemme not rub it in. Watching from the Gambia ❤

[@TLC26687]

I had to come thru and see Fuhad's face during his PSA 🤣🤣🤣

[@angieslowinski9689]

Earlier today my husband was telling a story of what happened to him at work & I responded "Y-y-y-y-yeah!" & that's when I realized Fuhad & James have taken over my life 😂James is so dramatic I love it 😂😂😂

[@ynazzra]

Fuhad’s body language is HUMBLE as he talks about Man-U 🥲

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

His team took a humbling belting that's why 🤣

[@raynie8790]

“We need to talk, but not right now”. Omg… My guy is breaking laws to get home immediately if I ever did that to him!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alphacharlie6]

"Anything below a 4 is objectively ugly..." this is how people permanently have their Christmas Dinner through a straw. And I am not a violent person.

[@sunflowers_n_coffee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunflowers_n_coffee]

Factssss

[@atomickitten4648]

😂fact

[@brownhippiex496]

😂😂😂😂 I had to read this twice and I wasn’t ready

[@lisabeth2994]

Or let’s be kind and empathetic and give him a choice.. your option or to live ball-less for the rest of his life! I mean tell me your projecting your own insecurities without telling me 😂

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

ICL I’m in pain and been ill for months… that first story time made me laugh for the first time properly since December

[@beccafitz22]

Feel better soon ❤🤗. Blessings from Texas.

[@Lucian_Media]

Awww. Here's to laughs and healing 🤗

[@hollywright7564]

I love how competitive James gets 😂😭

[@anukh7467]

Was looking forward to fuhad’s take on the score 😂

[@Ne0nc00kies]

Fuhad's face when James first said Clarkson's Farm is sending me. I've had to press pause, because I can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZeentleM]

James: “Do you ever feel like we’re just Boys…that lipse?”🤣🤣 Oh my soul💀

[@cameronjames2805]

I’ve been catching up from episode 100 and I just gotta say since fuhad quit that dead job he just progressively got funnier and more relaxed each episode! Big ups on the leap and keep doing your thing guys.

[@Digitalhunny]

Now that we're all a bit older, it's time to REwatch that movie, '500 Days of Summer'. This time let's actually hear _exactly_ what Summer says to Buddy _every_ time, _every_ day. That _whole_ "love story" of the movie is, ALL IN _HIS_ HEAD! It's creepy to watch once you're older, more experienced with life & relationships. Have a great day y'all.

[@NinjaJDM]

1:01:30 how Fuhad and everyone off camera is just dying when James says Clarksons farm I can't 😂🤣😂

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

My husband opens every door for me when we are together 🥰 I love that man!

[@isshinkurosaki252]

Man's a soldier

[@audra2786]

James' dream could litterally be the best horror film!!😂

[@coop8861]

finding yall's channel was a blessing

[@eboleen]

James hyping up Clarkson’s Farm is literally me infodumping about my new hyperfixation to my unsuspecting fiancée who could not give two fu-

[@kaarlina4258]

That nightmare scared the shit outta me!!! But made me laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@ren8771]

29:10 Fuhad making himself giggle is so wholesome 😂💕 men who know theyre funny when they are ACTUALLY funny >>>>>>

[@pinegrapea5676]

It's Monday!!!!🔥 Our favourite duo has dropped💯

[@wayneadams8908]

You know shxt is funny when Fuhad smacks the mic out the way. Sweets me EVERY time! Love it. #ManDemFanDem

[@katking1802]

patiently waiting for “one of them ones” (fuhads voice) merch ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻✨

[@iyanakiera1826]

I only watch this podcast at work, I’m rewatching older ones now lol the only thing that keeps me entertained during work. Makes my day go by fast 😅

[@morganepg]

Do you understand how much more productive I am on Mondays because of y'all

[@N0mo46]

Fuhad's laugh when you said you couldn't reach the parking ticket thing had me crying laughing

[@monishaangeldirkse1609]

When James said Titanic, it confirmed we will get married someday 🥰🤣🤣Just for clarity I actually thought all of them would say Titanic😭

[@thandie_t]

James' nightmare had me laughing so hard! Nearly choked on my drink when he was talking about switching the torch on when he woke up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jachi4745]

Time stamp please?

[@thandie_t]

​@@jachi4745 from around 47:25 🤗

[@miscellaneouslife2778]

@@jachi4745 It’s around 47:20 minutes.

[@MjaySenoj]

@@miscellaneouslife2778 thank you!!!

[@cheddarcheesecat6097]

22:40. James has a lovely singing voice! Never knew.

[@merp9211]

@MonukeeHe just carried on with the episode, like nothing happened. 😊🤷🏽‍♀️🎶

[@RickyPeterson3]

I started watching their shorts and now I’m fully invested these guys are hilarious 😂

[@viktore.degray3259]

the "im not taking the morning after pill" the first thing my friend though "well im dragging her off and powerwashing her"

[@wairimuwanjuhi7435]

Thank you James as a person who loves home gardening with potential of doing it commercially I have thoroughly enjoyed the Clarkson Farm series. I am on the edge on some episodes!!!

[@Tobban]

That part about hearing a song over and over gave me a flashback. One summer when I had a summer job, my co-workers listened to the radio everyday. Swedish radio loves picking a song every summer and naming it "the summer tormentor" and that summer it was "Shakira - Hips Don't Lie". That damn trumpet intro and "Shakira! Shakira!" atleast 25 times a day for a whole summer.

[@sda8110]

This is the one time that James couldn’t get me excited to watch one of his show recommendations. Fuhad’s laugh when James is trying to sell him on “Clarksins farm” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 love the episodes as always. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🇯🇲❤

[@tracy_en6372]

I've not watched it, but I had about it when it first came out. Apparently it's amazing..

[@tracy_en6372]

They say it's like old top gear vibes..

[@Ludzz]

Listening to Fuhad talk about Man Utd breaks my heart 😢🥺… my guy is genuinely devastated.

[@makhab7136]

I have replayed 1:02:08 almost 10 times and laughed louder each time!!🤣🤣

[@haddingtoniangcp2464]

Now I can't wait to get to it.

[@christellefrancios2038]

Yoooooooo I usually just listen without video .. I had to go back and watch Fuhad’s face from the very beginning

[@MackeyKam]

I’m at work with tears in my eyes at the story time😂😂

[@siphephelosamanguni9088]

"I WANNA ENJOY MY LIFE".. 🥺😂😂 That's going to be my response from now on

[@hottspink4805]

ELLIS!!!!

[@thePanda_huma]

the laughter and humor brought me here... stayed for the fam, facial expressions and scenarios !!!

[@adlchapman]

Starting with the tuck is a righteous move. Big ups Fuhad 💪🏿 👑

[@shelly1391]

James actions after his nightmare is friggen ADORABLE.

[@tabbyyyy02]

The wayyy how James explained the farm show I HIGHKEY want to watch it, I'm definitely intrigued 😂😂😂

[@babyyoda6092]

These mtf make my day so much better 😂 their humor is gold 😂

[@deena7185]

Fuhad listening to James talking about seeds 😂😂 PATIENCE!

[@daviddaviedavidson]

Oh my god, he is 100 percent mimicking James‘ facial expressions like pressing the lips and rolling the eyes when he’s talking the scores. He loves him. 😂❤

[@goddrikhyde4990]

James's singing voice surprised me! Man can sing.

[@merp9211]

I was shocked!

[@Feeling_wheeler_lucky]

7-0 was the highlight of my week, waking up united fans to their reality 😂.

[@Stu161]

Enjoy the conference league 👋

[@alexdeleon4997]

Champions league spot secured, hope you enjoy Thursday night football

[@lorenzoparker1915]

Best part about this podcast is you feel like you are chilling with them!! Keep the work up boyza!!!!

[@oprahn2237]

The one where he said “I never told you I was a good guy” definitely charged that one to the game cuz there’s no fcking way😭

[@LOTUS1976]

I just snorted while watching this and everyone is looking at me now😂😂... (I'm in a Maths lecture). Great episode once again. Love, South Africa.

[@beccafitz22]

I’m at my mom’s doctors appointment & getting the same looks 😂!

[@kennabingham1027]

When James explains his dream 🤣👏🏼 I’ve never felt so understood on so many levels😂

[@scartownlady]

Clarkson's Farm is hilarious!! Thanks for the recommendation James

[@zxhra.13]

You guys are spoiling me with a long ep on my birthday 🫶🏽

[@SymoneD16]

Happy Birthday!

[@oceanandbloom]

Happy Birthday!

[@beccafitz22]

Happy happy birthday 🎉!!!

[@maydul90]

James said,'I know she's Ghanian' 🤣🤣 killed me

[@racheljohnson770]

Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see your reactions to the season finale! Stellar!!

[@hollyhernandez5796]

You guys cracked me up. But my man has opened my door for me everyday for 18 years. I love him for it.

[@TeiEleC]

The preview always secures the like…😂😂😂

[@merp9211]

James is always so descriptive with his stories.👍🏽

[@catherinele1580]

James you smashed 🎉dat quiz. Nice play

[@neishat9020]

Just found the pod recently but I'm now obsessed 🤣 love James and Fuhad's vibes, never laughed so much ❤️

[@TheFaro2011]

You know what's weird about that dream, when you were describing that dream, I was recalling the showers from the tennis club I went to as a teen and it had a whole 80s decor! Then you mentioned the 🎾 racket!!!

[@bpomp22]

I lie to you not I just had the most stressful day at work and you man helped turn my whole day around. I didnt think I could laugh after today. You certainly help Mondays feel less like crap.

[@malcolm.jh1]

Fuhad looks like a broken man talking about man united 😭

[@tinkalinks]

James, thank you so much for that recommendation, Clarkson's Farm is a great show! I cackled when Gerald was introduced. I can barely manage 1 acre, that man is insane😳

[@gregoryvieira3278]

James can hype up the most basic of shows and make it look like advanced AI🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jinxPad]

A little Easter egg for those who may not have played the game, but the preachers right hand man was played by Troy Baker, who was the voice and motion capture actor for Joel in the games.

[@divory9070]

Y’all really sang that Buble with enthusiasm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carlosdossantos1251]

Clarkson’s farm is actually so funny it’s a most to watch