The Phasmophobia Tapes - Day 1: Paranormal 101

[@Axerty]

I can't believe the timing of that blink that's insane.

[@FancifulBrian]

I missed this! Timestamp?

[@frodo9367]

@@FancifulBrian 9:47

[@SPOOKiE_GRND]

chat must have been freaking out

[@matthewbailey2744]

I love how Bruce enrages the ghosts as much as possible, yet the ghosts often decide not to grant his wishes for death.

[@WIT_Boudicca]

from experience for some reason it likes to kill the person *next* to whoever is screaming their name

[@kirkwhite8600]

Lol right, they all agree not to say the ghosts name and Diction say let's call him Jorge and Bruce immediately when he gets in the house "HEY GEORGE!"

[@MkMagpie]

I keep thinking Bruce is Hutch and it's so confusing they have the same voice

[@TheGamingED]

Whenever I hunt ghosts I always ask myself "What would Mr. Sark do?" (WWMSD). My partner shot me 13 seconds after I started Blair Witching.

[@Mistersheeaun]

they made the right call

[@visaac7613]

@@Mistersheeaun The only call.

[@Yas-ii3hu]

Friend dying in front of everyone... Sark: "Take Pictures!"

[@moonflower3533]

Spoken like a true friend

[@ShaneWalta]

Not like you can do much else

[@DemoOfAHuman]

Bruh my friends named me Peter Parker because I'll stay behind just to take pictures *I've only died twice!*

[@cursedhawkins1305]

On the lower difficulties there is a reason to be doing that because it gives you insurance money when you die now if they were playing Professional difficulty maps then that would just be a waste.

[@thejanusproject32]

Diction has the best screams

[@ianharris7686]

Diction dying at 13:02 is hysterical. His scream abruptly stopping is priceless.

[@IronLungs007]

I was literally dying of laughter

[@skribblestyle]

Ya gotta respect the dedication to the bit.

[@gUwU47]

I couldn't breath because I was laughing so hard.

[@themigtyboosh]

I watched this whole stream but your DAMN right I’m watching it again for Sark’s absolutely legendary editing. Edit: holy shit I didn’t catch the flickering ghost in front of Sark when he was blinking. I must’ve blinked too lmao.

[@TurtleyLiv]

Same I didn’t notice that during the stream either

[@someguynameddamian1932]

Sark wanted to hold off on uploading on Halloween so he could upload on a scarier day instead.

[@Jordi_NL]

Do you mean ELECTION DAY?!

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

@@Jordi_NL Shhhhh, not so loud! The ghosts of the Founding Father will hear you.

[@Handlessuck1]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 snap!

[@SirBladewind]

Sark you have the highest mortality rate of anyone I've ever seen in this game.

[@AnarchyIHDI]

Perfectly timed thank you mr Sark! :)

[@B01T]

I checked like 2 hours ago, and ended up watching old csgo, now I don’t have time! Lol

[@TheMrSark]

**salute**

[@LowPhat]

*In a deep voice* "What are you doing?"

[@joeyross6753]

No way, didn't know Anarchy watches Sark. Cool

[@AnarchyIHDI]

@@joeyross6753 I have been watching Sark for many a year, waaaay back when he worked at Machinima :)

[@barrackoli]

"There are three things a wise ghost fears, a team in home, a night with no electronics, and the anger of a Bruce." - Mr. Sark, Serpentine Grandmaster

[@LanternGhost]

I appreciate the literary reference

[@BelleUmbra]

Bruce: why are you hiding sark? Sark who has died 3 times to ghosts Bruce pissed off: No reason

[@Herrejesus_]

"oh my god he's dying!" "TAKE PICTURES!!"

[@tokonunya8301]

Somewhat disappointed that Sark missed some prime Blair Witching opportunities, lol.

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

It must be used sparingly

[@cursedhawkins1305]

There's really no reason to be doing that level of messing around since the ghost can just kill you when your sanity gets low enough, standing around in the darkness drains sanity and the lower it goes the more the ghost will begin to mess with you or your team until it hunts and unless the ghost is a Banshee it will go after the member with the lowest sanity level first though the others could end up getting killed by it if they end up being in its line of sight.

[@Misanthropolis]

@@cursedhawkins1305 So what you are saying is that Blair Witching would still have a 100% death rate in Phasmophobia? I see this as an absolute win.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

@@Misanthropolis Yeah the ONLY time I'd see it not resulting it your death is if the ghost is a Banshee and ISN'T targetting you as Banshee's will only target one person during hunts and will remain with that target until they are dead to which she then selects another target from the remaining three.

[@Misanthropolis]

@@cursedhawkins1305 You missed the joke.

[@ryanc2586]

I love that this channel has so many inside jokes and the longer you've been a fan or the more time you've put into watching his videos the more of those inside jokes you'll get and there's so many layers to it all

[@hannahmiller8988]

Sark is one of the few creators that I've watched for years and no matter what the game is I love every video, all praise Sark

[@grubbygrub1193]

I almost wish that Texas Chainsaw Massacre camera sound at 3:18 was in the actual game. Great editing. Really scared me. Imagine if for Halloween they had leather face waiting in one of the houses and didn’t tell anyone about it.

[@carjax777]

Just to let you know because I think its funnier but those are his stream alerts he set abunch of horror noises for the notifications and constantly scared himself even set the insidious violins for big donations

[@jshawsgamingnetwork4076]

" Im dead Im dead goodbye" "What do you mean your dead?" Lol

[@TheAnomaly227]

23:31 Sark was touched by the ghost so often, he became possessed in real life

[@red_brave]

“Helen Johnson, I hate you” - Bruce “Mothers Be Aware” Greene

[@iluvcoffeev2929]

That scream at 13:00 had me legit crying.

[@immortallegacy100]

I think this is the first time that I've actually enjoyed watching someone playing this game. It doesn't look all that scary to me, and too many KZbinrs just scream and yell over what you'd expect in a game like this. Sark however as usual is a bit quieter and has a humorous spin on things, and I greatly enjoyed it. Well done, Sark. Keep up the great work.

[@MrDylanm842]

Watch the JFJ videos on it

[@timnone2924]

i thought it was just me, ive played it a few times and im usually a bitch with scary games but this really didnt even spook me at all. And yeah Sark actually made it somewhat entertaining, id watch more of his but i dont really care for any one elses playthroughs

[@tsunertoo9149]

Funny thing is this is one of the first scary games I was actually interested in. It looks really fun and the mystery comes from you being so directly involved in it. Most other games don't come close to this.

[@adamwade2267]

That’s true! My friend tried to show me this game and it doesn’t really look like something I’d be into. It’s also been kinda boring everytime I watch someone else play it. Sark’s the only one that makes me wanna enjoy this game

[@frankpavan4117]

"WHERE'S THE FRONT DOOR?!!?" ....queue sark giggling in the background hahaha

[@ThePillent]

Watching these stream vods is the first time in like 5 years I've actively watched twitch and the firsr time I've ever watched a 7-8 hour video. Thanks for the entertainment and i cant wait to relive these moments in its full edited glory!-

[@ObeyCamp]

15:10 "Activity's low right now, level 1." The _exact_ second Sark said this (you can see it in the video,) the activity level started rising and plateaued at like 50% before he even left the van lol.

[@estonalexander704]

Final last words "I'm dead. I'm dead. Goodbye."

[@Pixonyx]

Haha, this had me in tears

[@user-wc8gi8rt3u]

The sound at 3:18 keeps giving me flashbacks to The Hunt

[@SenorBezi]

Bruce freaking out and running away from the front door looking for the front door EVERY time sends me

[@thebrobro7176]

The absolute state of everyone at 12:50 made me cry laugh !

[@WIT_Boudicca]

it is absurd bruce lived as long as he did in that, that last one vs demon was ridiculous

[@ActionAdam]

Sark, I absolutely love your scary gaming content, watching Folklore Hunter and this reminds me of the good old days of respawn. Was wondering if you were gonna release any more Phasmo footage on your channel? If not, I can go watch the perspective of another in the gang you played with but I'm holding out as your uploads are without a doubt my favourite!

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

My favourite Veteran hunts down his fallen comrades to let them know there mission is over, perfect

[@gamerguy6990]

And to make sure his Vietnam enemies stay dead even in the afterlife

[@MrDylanm842]

Hunting vietcong ghosts to make sure those fuckers went to hell, hoorah

[@TimeForDunston]

Sark friendly fired my uncle in Nam.

[@anderzdraconian1276]

Having never played the game, I honestly don't where the game sounds and effects end, and where the beautiful Sark edits begin... Which I think should be the greatest testament to this mans skill. The editing is just so damn flawless.

[@MerylGearSolid]

"Im dead! Im dead! goodbye! " had me rolling omfg. Your editing is masterful.

[@nicholaslearn4542]

I love how they teased sark for sitting in the truck cause he’s died every time then he decided to go inside and instantly regretted it!!

[@Sensei_BigJoe]

APLs picture was amazing. Dutch angle and everything lol.

[@PapaKroeger]

The fade then sudden cut to Bruce’s laughter after Sark’s death was amazing. Just imagining a hunter watch his coworker get obliterated by a ghost in front of him and then just nearly dying from laughter.

[@evanlucas8914]

Sark has become the Kenny of the squad. Every time he gets slaughtered mercilessly.

[@Jordi_NL]

Om my god, they killed Sark!

[@evanlucas8914]

@@Jordi_NL you bastards.

[@Tiger_Simple]

“6 people died hunting this ghost but hey, 75 dollars is 75 dollars 😏”

[@TiltRepairMan]

I'm finally picking up my playthrough after a year of having a kid and sitting for the CPA exam! Love your stuff, the rewatch continues! ❤️

[@Marina0186]

I watched every freaking stream. I'm so happy you uploaded this!!

[@IzyJ821]

Who else grew up with Nanners, Gassy, Sark, and Hutch? now that we are older it is so nostalgic watching all of their videos, so wild broo

[@gUwU47]

Coming home from school, super tired and stressed, and watching these guys vids,whether it was Repsawn or their own vids. It was really a simpler time

[@RurouniKalainGaming]

26:17 Face goes when hands go. Nice editing dude!

[@willallen9957]

been watching your videos for over 7 years and there’s no one i look forward to posting more than this channel *salute*

[@jonotwist]

Everyone else: blow me ghost Ghost: meh Sark: hush, bruce Ghost :. >:(

[@SpookyAqua]

This video is pure gold. Never seen or heard Bruce before but he was unbelievably hilarious in this too, please do more stuff with him oh my lord

[@Attlerocky]

I can't emphasize enough how much I enjoy watching you play this Sark. Please don't stop playing this just yet

[@GarioTheRock]

Some of the best streams I've ever seen, I've been rewatching them for weeks now 🗿

[@RedTree_6767]

That sound you added at 13:06 was PERFECT

[@azazel688]

We were just talking about a Sark Phasmophobia upload on Gassy’s video and how great it would be if he blairwitched in this game, nice to see you again Papa Sark!

[@VioletParagon]

I've been so excited for this video oml

[@gta4ishardcore]

04:50 - Sounds like the ned of Terminator 3 when they are in the bunker and the radios start calling asking whats happening

[@samarthagarwal12]

Sark you HAVE to teach your children how to edit like you do. Make sure this art is carried on to future generations.

[@themigtyboosh]

Ah yes, an episode of Brucifix and the Vanginas

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

16:40 that little look at the camera he's like "Prank time"

[@fyregus]

Yessssss. Just got off work and mr sark posts a video. Been waiting for these vids

[@Misophor]

oh god I can't wait for them roasting Bruce over the crucifix

[@nathanschoppa2462]

Many Sarks have perished on the Brucifix

[@Alcremieknight]

Mr Sark is a ghost magnet he dies a lot in this game. it funny as hell it hear his reaction ever time. Revenge of the neck twister.

[@RileyReidMeABook]

I've been waiting for the day of your phasmophobia upload! Love the streams sark

[@FlaubertKyle]

FINALLY, SARK'S PERSPECTIVE! This was fun to watch on the stream

[@alyssab7006]

I’ve watched all of your streams of this!!! Please keep doing this, this was a perfect recap of all the hilarious moments. Watched this video 3 times now

[@Sybato]

Just so Bruce knows, instead of calling it names, you can trigger the ghost easier saying words like "run," "hide, "I'm scared" or "Show us"

[@Kernowparadise]

I actually cannot believe anyone can be so unlucky, killed THREE times in a row.

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Loved it. This is the only Phasmophobia content I'm watching on YT.

[@heroizumi]

I'm still working through all your vods of this game on Twitch but holy shit the first two sessions you played were gold omfg. XD Looking forward to more vids Sark. Keep up the great work

[@runswithfeathers47]

So much more spooky than the livestreams. Good job Sark

[@author6233]

“yOu’Re NoT mY gEnErAL!”

[@orange772]

The facecam getting pulled off the screen in sync with the ghost's hands was a slick detail!

[@russellkilgour]

I watched all of Bruces content but ill be damned if it ain't worth watching all over again with the Sark edit!

[@HunterSentinel]

It’s been a couple months to atleast a year since I’ve watched sark... I’m glad to see little has changed, still as funny as hes always been!!!

[@dufusfriends3593]

Sark dying then seeing how the other 3 crumbles especially bruce is just art

[@akumuryuu]

I enjoy watching Sark's videos, but even more so I enjoy so when APL is participating. He is a master at being impressed by Sark's actions.

[@doxy2461]

Thank you Sark. Good vibes are much needed right now.

[@antonios.1894]

The panicking and yelling occurring around 5:15-5:20 is awesomely horrifying and hilarious

[@frankyhorn2475]

Been waiting for this. Missed you Sark, good to see you back

[@christians3026]

I’m pretty sure the distortion from diction and brucifx yelling broke my fucking iPad speakers... Jesus.

[@jimmyginseng]

everyone seriously needs to check out sarks twitch channel tho. watching the live streams and then the edited versions is like a river of endless worthwhile content.

[@mylesdonovan9068]

I am so happy for this video, I thought to myself “I’ve seen sark in a few of vanoss’ videos and he hasn’t posted recently there must be something on his channel” I honestly love this man!

[@evinbraley]

I hope there's more Phasmophobia in the future. I enjoyed this a lot

[@BespectacledView]

I love how you see them getting more and more adept at the game!

[@Fushizil13]

I can't decide which I love more, the uncut raw hilarity of his stream or his masterful editing.

[@ricodc6529]

I have been waiting for this. Thank you, Sark!

[@yoyobandit25]

Absolutely need more of these, even though I saw all of them on stream, need that dark editing special sauce.

[@Quinnykins]

I have been waiting for this. This team is golden

[@anthonyparsons7939]

Hey big guy, I'm loving the game and longer video. When I first found you on KZbin you were still playing with Seananners, Chilled, Dicton and Gassy and I fell in love with the twisted darkish humor and fun. Then I found you on a channel I never heard of called machinima inbox with some guy named APL Fisher (I was about 15 at this time). I was like "well shit if i love Sark I'll hopefully like this guy. As I sat there night after night marathoning all the episodes I came to realize after a few trial and errors APL became an amazingly funny guy and more open on camera really giving his thoughts on shit and I couldn't stop laughing. I wish I caught you there to send you real mail. But shit man I fucking love the videos the work you put into them, and I appreciate all the laughs over the years. Keep up the incredible work man and thank you

[@KyleRaymondWarner]

“Don’t use its actual name use Jorge” Bruce “GEORGE!!!”

[@kirkwhite8600]

Bruce has no fear XD

[@STCburner]

Any day is a good day when dark uploads

[@01cody25]

Amen

[@themigtyboosh]

Does mr. sark become, “Mr. Dark” around Halloween? Cuz if not he should do that from here on.

[@CaptainClark23]

I prefer Sark, but to each their own. 🤷‍♂️

[@XzTS-Roostro]

APL: "Bruce just died, I heard it happen through the door!" Diction: "No he's not, he's still alive!" Sanity meter: Are you sure about that? Diction: "Oh wait, nevermind, you're right, he's dead."

[@grantharris7343]

Sark videos make my day so much better

[@coconutnik]

I Miss Mr Sark

[@sporkinstien6571]

My sark youtooz figure came in the mail today! Super excited and very impressed with it being a 2 piece + a mail piece to put in the shoot.

[@WIT_Boudicca]

wee babby hunters! man i really hope sark sticks with this some, this game is even more of a blast once you've got some mechanics down

[@bradb3818]

Love the streams of the these and the videos you always make! Thank you Sark!

[@Victorblud]

Thank you Sark I needed something to brighten my day and take my mind off things.

[@fappyfeet9111]

"Here, fuck it, I'll go in here again by myse-AHHHHH oh jesus.." I died

[@christopher.spencer8116]

I love the streams of you playing this game and 7 Days! Hope the internet situation is better! Thanks for the vids! You rock!

[@decimator4566]

The most anticipated video series from Sark

[@Idaho278]

This was probably the funniest stream I've ever watched. Lots of funny shit you clipped out too "ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real... ghosts aren't real..."

[@CrazyCatMan13]

Bruce berating the ghosts. B is for Bruce B is Brave

[@MasterXIII13]

YESSS!!! I’ve been waiting for this!

[@TheSoloProduction]

My grandfather passed, and this was a great way to live outside the moment for just a little bit. Thanks you guys