The Poké Man

Where cartoon characters go to die
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[@Garf4153.]

like that they edited jerma's face onto jerma's body for the thumbnail

[@icedmorning7610]

It’s not edited, that’s what he actually looks like.

[@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky]

DERANGED streamer with FREAKISHLY LARGE HEAD hits Pikachu in the head with 100 MPH apple KILLING HIM INSTANTLY

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

The Scrimmiest Bingus where did the sensationalist newspaper headline style meme come from, it’s in every youtube video comment section but i’ve never heard him do it

[@ericamaya2467]

Thats what normal let's play thumbnails look like.

[@BudBonkerson]

@@Mr_Spaghetti I think it might have started with My Summer Car, but I'm not sure

[@Emperor_Pigeon]

I can't hold myself together every time chat gaslights jerma into thinking he's a serial killer.

[@Fabix566]

Is not gaslighting when it's true

[@orchid_carmen]

That was me, my one guy moment :)

[@scarlettNET]

@@orchid_carmen no it was me :)

[@meleeludens]

g a s lighting jerma

[@Emperor_Pigeon]

@@orchid_carmen thanks for your service. Wish i could join the stream regularly instead of watching vods so that i could have my one guy moment aswell one day.

[@choccomoke9234]

oh snap is this the one where jerome whips out his "lightsaber" on stream?

[@Cyridi31]

Meat club

[@Kiezly]

JEROME

[@SimiVideoCreator]

OH SNAP

[@RedRocky54]

Deranged streamer leaves fly unzipped, whips out 'lightsaber' _ON STREAM_

[@didokell]

Cant wait to re-see the part where jerma decks pikachu in the face with an apple for fun

[@exetone]

INSANE streamer ASSAULTS mouse for FUN

[@TjerniganWG]

SUS guy BEATS animal to DEATH

[@PoisoNico93]

@@TjerniganWG FORCES people to watch AGAINST their will

[@matthewcupelli5901]

DERANGED murderer OBLITERATES small mouse

[@StinkoBrownTV]

I love how his opinion of having his zipper open on camera went from "my career is over" to "I am immortal"

[@SheepGoatGaming]

He was genuinely contemplating it

[@ronikaraj5314]

J

[@Kuroganekisaki]

Jerma literally fell for the trick Arbok uses to trick tiny rodents

[@inigoo]

rodent randy

[@crackedemerald4930]

He is a small mammal after all

[@quaker47]

rat

[@crackedemerald4930]

Hold up why would that be of any use for catching rodents? Wouldn't it be a better strategy for not being prey? Like owl eye butterflies

[@sneersh9107]

@@crackedemerald4930 yeah it doesn't make sense, it would surely scare rodents away which is the opposite of what youd want

[@Etherman7]

Jerma calling them "Pokemons" like my mom did back in the 2000s has some serious old energy.

[@FSousA7X]

''Is that a Pikachu?'' type vibes

[@Ptolemy998]

Yeah, everyone knows the plural is "pokema".

[@jameson7276]

Considering the full name is "Pocket Monster" it makes perfect sense.

[@Stak0]

at least it wasn’t Pokemans

[@sneersh9107]

@@Stak0 or pokemen lol

[@duckywinks]

Jerma trying to explain that he’s not the Sus Guy is way more hilarious with a Bidoof onscreen for some reason.

[@themeatlord2415]

jerma looked so innocent when he got embarrassed about his armpit being a little sweaty lmao

[@benjaminmorris7159]

sus guy cute moments

[@lopamurblamo]

Tsundere schoolgirl Jerma

[@scrithen2836]

@@lopamurblamo please delete this comment

[@carto4028]

Hes so cute 😍😍😍

[@TjerniganWG]

big catboy vibes

[@CitizenLenny]

“I’m not Ted Bundy I’m Bozo the Clown!” So he’s John Wayne Gacy instead?

[@Sensho00]

Wanna see the rope trick kid?

[@brickman770]

the fact that Jerma has nightmares about being known as "The Sus Guy" brightens my day

[@humanperson6958]

29:40

[@wormwalll6557]

poor jerma but he is pretty sussy imposter amongus

[@alphalax7747]

You're more psycho than jerma

[@lepus9588]

memento mori :)

[@s34l_]

Jerma's Armin impression sounds like someone who's never seen attack on titan but is trying to convince people that he has

[@Icebolt854]

It sounds like the a wild animal call

[@Recordeer]

I thought it was pretty accurate, tbh... lol

[@Recordeer]

Or like my cat has a hairball

[@SRowntree]

I doubt he's seen any of the things he tries to impersonate

[@scrithen2836]

But it sounds exactly like armin

[@mistamonke7505]

Sussy Streamer struggles to comprehend children’s game

[@humanperson6958]

Seems kinda sus to me

[@chickengogo1683]

"sussy streamer" gets extra points from me for alliteration

[@RussianBot69420]

A conman is within our midst.

[@IamBean334]

A bamboozling swindler is encompassed within our vicinity

[@hackysphee7334]

the mustache made him evil

[@drlerky2539]

17:31 Jerma claims he isn't a serial killer but cannot recall recent events to prove his innocence

[@cantwontdo9127]

😢

[@robotz2129]

Jerma is that one guy in every pokemon game that no matter how strong you are, no matter how many legendary pokemon you have, will always fight you with a level 3 ratata

[@carto4028]

Nah that the mf comin out with a level 6 plusle and minun because you just KNOW hes that kind of CREEP.

[@Luigiofthegods]

Jerma is definitely a -Washhog- Watchog trainer

[@tangent480]

Youngster Jerma

[@Flingus435.]

Holy scrap Lois its the among us guy

[@lr514]

I suspect Jerma is an “intelligent” dog that escaped the lab and started playing videogames in the house of the people he murdered

[@shortcutz6491]

is this a fucking "Watchers" reference??

[@felixtoothbrush]

Isn't this the plot of dog with a blog

[@puttputtbj3260]

“I SUSpect”

[@ImSquiggs]

24:25 - Is Jerma the first person ever to get confused by Arbok's fake face? I'm so used to the pattern that I've forgotten it was even supposed to be a face at this point, haha

[@crackedemerald4930]

It was perfectly set up to fool you though, you can only see it's real face later.

[@imBailout]

“I didn’t know if (pokemon) were like cartoons or something.” - Smartest Streamer 2021

[@djdee6386]

@Joshu y’roue

[@evvylovesuu]

“There’s only 25 photos on there. And what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna take that to a wedding, you’re gonna take nine pictures, and there’s gonna be 21 more photos on it.” ~Jerma

[@imBailout]

@@evvylovesuu i didnt even notice that lmao

[@BudBonkerson]

@@evvylovesuu Jeremy Elbertson (Former wedding video editor)

[@BierBart12]

Ah, Pokemon is just our world after we finally make anime real

[@zenhendershott7907]

"I wanna aim for the *skull.*" "Oh my- is he alright?"

[@yungdash4852]

"Are pokemon like, wild animals? or are they just cartoons?"

[@daedraxis]

Jerma has the same attitude towards Pokémon as the plethora of Boomer Comics that came out because of Pokémon Go

[@Regulith]

I'd rather be fetching Pokemon creatures!

[@Etherman7]

"Let's Pokemon Go to the polls!" Jerma985 as he runs for county commissioner, as a joke.

[@BababooeyGooey]

At least Jerma's funny.

[@SnarkyRogue]

"It's too easy!" - Area Grown-Ass Adult on new children's game

[@travosk8668]

This man looks different every week

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

Is this the guy that pulls a DSP every time he's on stream and secretly ZERKS OFF IN FRONT OF MILLIONS???

[@BradTheAmerican]

Nice throwback Thursday

[@NarcissistMargarine]

Jerma the sorta guy to call Pokémon "pokiemans"

[@Peusterokos1]

Pokieman go to the polls!

[@kevrywhere]

I like to imagine Jerma in his home on a regular Tuesday afternoon. He wakes up from a blackout in which he committed unspeakable acts but only remembers his recurring nightmare of being the Sus Guy on a Twitch panel. He then shakes his head and says, "Woah, that was weird..." Before curling up on the ground to sniff dog bones.

[@aquilaorion3531]

i love that jerma calls them “pokemons” like a 56 year old dad trying to relate to his kids

[@magical_ollie_cat]

It's official "the sus guy" HATES pokemon. Edit: He loves doing celebrity impressions in the shower, and scarfing down hundreds of dog treats every day. He also is a serial killer CONFIRMED.

[@wissert]

I love how many streams involve Jerma explaining that he has literal echolalia except he thinks its just a Him Thing every time.

[@jankcity6081]

Jerma985 encourages his young, impressionable audience to not wear deodorant:

[@ancientomega]

liar

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

Fluffruit must have been made up so they aren't implicated in some kid deciding to bean an animal with an apple. "It's light and soft, it doesn't hurt!"

[@robertsides3626]

Mustache Jerma is probably his craziest character yet.

[@TheCrackingSpark]

"50 year old midget, formerly known as "Sus Guy", goes to jail after exposing himself fully naked while playing with his lightsaber during one of his streams #CancelSusGuy "

[@maliceandtaxes4822]

Haha Jerma, you are sus.

[@femtondemasker325]

"I'm not a fan of the universe, yet here I am."

[@NitroLemons]

I can't explain why, but Jerma's favorite Pokémon being Quagsire actually makes perfect sense

[@mahari893]

The timing of Jerma throwing an apple and Pikachu rolling on the ground is phenomenal

[@__________________________Fred]

Jerma is m-[EVERYONES] favorite streamer!

[@carto4028]

Who is meveryone?

[@iago110]

Bisexual nice guy m'everyone

[@exetone]

14:44 this is the most bizarre thing Jerma has ever done, and he is fucking Jerma. I was genuinely speechless

[@BAMB00STE]

I don't see anything out of the normal

[@BudBonkerson]

When he said "I'm sorry" I thought, "yeah, that was a bad joke and he knows it". Then he just did the impression again and I realised why he was sorry the first time

[@possessedaerosol8343]

IRRATIONAL streamer doesn’t understand the concept of pets

[@horizon92lee]

Jermamon, the Zerkoff Pokémon. Uses his variety of sounds to enslave his mass following

[@anexistanthuman2435]

AAAH EEEH OOOH

[@MadelineSawyer]

why is pichu shorter than jerma in the thumbnail

[@roach9397]

You can clearly see that Pichu's leg is bent at an angle, it only looks shorter than Jerma because it's slightly crouching down.

[@danielt.miranda2107]

@@roach9397 adding to this, pichu is like 10x more compact than Jerma

[@Elemtree]

The day Jerma plays Among Us will be the day it’s user base has completely died.

[@SnowDouble]

Somehow Erin became the new Ayaya

[@joechimpzeecom]

isnt pika that disease where you eat paper and mud

[@Corzappy]

That's Pica

[@LovelySoftSnow]

@@Corzappy bless you

[@33screamingfrogs34]

literally every time jerma stands up with the cam on he thinks his zipper is down. he needs to be strapped into his seat with a seatbelt or some shit smh

[@grahammantle8381]

Pokemon- 3 Syllables Does not accurately describe Pokemon Basically impossible to say Animal- 3 Syllables Accurately describes Pokemon, including a friendship bracelet Accessible for anyone to say, including narcissistic psychopaths

[@MagerBlutooth]

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

[@nefl6827]

I wasn't expecting the sus guy to actually be insane

[@universalkun7150]

"I'm trying to hit 'em in the head!" *b o n k* *Pikachu falls over in pain*

[@Butternoob2000]

Jerma with moustache looks like the unemployed uncle who you thought was the coolest guy ever, until you grew up

[@bigboopus5059]

The amount of times Jerma's career ends in this video is hilarious

[@SagaciousDjinn]

I've heard the Erin bit multiple times now, and it never gets old. Why do I like that bit so much?

[@Chocolate83Bunny]

i thought it was an ozzy osbourne joke since that was apparently a thing at sone point but it being one specific line delivery makes it more strange that he is ADDICTED to it

[@lawx2185]

Missed opportunity to name the video "Pocket Man"

[@TheoMoules]

is this the sus guy

[@wartortle5151]

yea i think thats him, pretty sus if you ask me

[@breakfastboii]

31:02

[@cobrasix9575]

20:32 You can almost hear the violent mob outside his door when he says this.

[@cleverusername421]

Gotta love how every time the web came comes on, it just ends in disaster for Jerma.

[@fluffiestbiscuit]

UNHINGED streamer SNIFFS his dog's wood and ENJOYS it

[@sketchjunior7072]

“I am so goddamn proud of you” had no fucking rights making me immediately tear up what the fuck

[@TheeOK1]

"are pokemon considered wild animals?" . . . It's complicated. Not a fan tho. Also, INSANE STREAMER admits that he REFUSES PROPER HYGIENE and is VERY SMELLY

[@Etherman7]

Streamer tries to give his victims a chance, emits stink clouds as an early warning.

[@brinbin_]

Professor Mirror was in the bottom left of the thumbnail for the live stream on twitch and I swear...at a quick glance, I thought it was Jerma doing a virtual avatar as his facecam, like a vtuber.

[@madeline99awfulradiatorlove]

jerma making fun of people who can't make their bed is classist

[@slopyardjoe]

every sega genesis song and sound effect sounds like it played by a slap bass. the maximum carnage sountrack had it the worst though, sounded like a slap guitar

[@aerosma5021]

I enjoyed the part where he was trying his hardest to prove to chat that he's not a serial killer

[@SRMkay]

In which an escaped sentient lab experiment reasons that it's not okay to be "into" Pokémon but okay to be "into" a Japanese nationalist animated cartoon

[@rizz_cj]

20:26 "Is he cool?" "Hell yeah he's cool."

[@SN-of5tu]

huh, he spent an awful amount of time trying to convince chat that he isn't a cereal killer. that's kinda sus ngl

[@Maou3]

4:07 important please click then pause

[@M00nH34rt]

Jerma is really bad at convincing people that he is not a serial killer. I'm not saying he is a serial killer, but I wouldn't be convinced otherwise if I already thought so.

[@StripezTheBeast]

A yes, "Are pokemon wild animals or cartoons? Is Hatsune Miku a real person? What does a Carrot look like?" Jermas disguise is slipping; he is acting very *SUS*

[@MistaChedda]

INSANE streamer admits to THOUSANDS that he touches himself while making impressions of famous actors.

[@cyrus2395]

Jerma, I'm on my fifth bite of Captain Crunch what do I do please help

[@mystcat3]

Nintendo is what Genesisn't Basically

[@Unsteady1]

My favorite poké-animal is also the mr. Sus among the grass character

[@himbonics]

this whole time i thought he was yelling "arin" (not "eren") doing an impression of jontron

[@youkee6722]

Jeremy "I am not a zodiac killer" Elbertson

[@TheOblomoff]

Funny thing is, those are not called apples probably because if they were - children would start thinking throwing apples at animals is a good innocent thing to do. Which is not.

[@williamdancer5649]

uncalled for Sega Genesis hate

[@dri4844]

Why does he look like his own dad now?

[@emilypumpkinseller]

12:40 that was the cutest thing ever

He's ADHDing so hard in this one, it's glorious. He's going beyond what we thought was possible

[@QuestionableObject]

Why is every Jerma highlight now starting with a skit from that god awful show

[@kevinhearty]

INSANE streamer SNIFFS dogs WOOD LIVE on stream

[@daveium4408]

Jerma’s getting so old, i love this guy.

[@jiffbombastic3694]

Jermastache reverts to old memes to stay relevant and monetized.

[@258thHiGuy]

Jerma realizing he would become immortal if he showed his zenis on stream accidentally

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

So we have best and worst impression in the same stream… Best: 20:46 Worst: 35:32

[@258thHiGuy]

6:36 is actually an incredible fucking picture holy shit

[@carto4028]

Pokemon and animal both have 3 syllables, how is Pokemon harder to say that animal

[@thrandompug2254]

30:59 Jerma sussing

[@trashchannel7749]

Jerma is the first person i’ve ever seen that has fell for the Arbok’s camouflage.

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

It’s the opposite of camouflage

[@trashchannel7749]

@@ShuckleShellAnemia I'm stupid as hell.

[@dukepotato244]

Jerma reminds me a lot of the animal Chatot.

[@zackwars3085]

I love that the jerma gaslighting expire me is just jerma mentioning something completely normal yet chat would rather die than admit it’s normal

[@jasonm.2954]

Don't let Jerma throwing up an entire sleeve of Oreos onto his mother's bed distract you from the fact that throughout his entire adolescence (and possibly to this day) Jerma stood next to the toilet and pissed down the shower drain.

[@SasnarDash]

"they ran out of ideas!" had me in cracking up man

[@roboiago]

Dunno why but I fucking lost it at the joe Biden raid.

[@BeastnodeG]

snap like jermas bones when he does the when the imposter is sus face

[@shil4720]

jerma talking about just randomly saying "EREN" while alone is fucking relatable sometimes u just get sounds built up in your body that need to come out