Slime Rancher - The Rubik's Noob

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[@DrainWAV]

Jigsaw accidentally blowing himself up mid sentence is now canon.

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

It is. The jerma lore wiki added it quickly.

[@havoclights9673]

@@PizzboyGetsPizzas ugh, now all the new jigsaw streams are going to be prequels.

[@creatureman5636]

@@havoclights9673 he survived but hes just a head and leg in a jar

[@gooseman9995]

@@creatureman5636mmmm;)

[@cyrus2395]

DISGRACED archaeologist ABANDONS the desert to become a SLIME rancher

[@Thiccline]

Did my man dirty

[@gliptal]

DISGRACED slime rancher ABANDONS the slimes to solve a RUBIK'S cube

[@TheCat_3]

1. This was before the archeology stream 2. It was geology

[@the-letter_s]

@@TheCat_3 INGRATE chat member RUINS joke with UNWANTED TRUTH and LOGIC

[@cyrus2395]

@@TheCat_3 Sure, but this video came out after the archeology stream, and the fact that it wasn't archeology is part of the bit.

[@rasmus6224]

I can't believe Saw Jigsaw is fucking dead

[@PlebNC]

Later at Jermania 2021: "Gas. Gas." Jerma: "He lives!"

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

Billy Games

[@billieclubbb2418]

@@SmeddyTooBestChannel what

[@leetsUpr3m3]

@@billieclubbb2418 gas

[@scrithen2836]

Saw Jigsaw is Sans Undertale’s fourth cousin

[@trishial8212]

The idea of someone stopping in the middle of a saw trap to google the solution is incredibly funny to me

[@Shaymin0]

And then immediately getting lost again and giving up on googling it.

[@shadowsnake94]

Jigsaw has become one of the greatest recurring characters in JermaLore. The Saw-related bits are always top level

[@Arkhigoul]

The 'forgot the rubix cube' part has me painfully laughing for like 5 minutes straight

[@Just_Fungus]

"I filled this room with *GAS* , make sure not to breathe in the *GAS* "

[@GamingForceEx]

@@Just_Fungus "something something *GAS* something something *GAS* "

[@silverope]

I just made the most. SCRUMPTIOUS cake

[@snapdougles]

Fuck ever since I heard him say that I can't stop saying it aaaaaaa

[@therealtylerblevins8025]

cyanide is in your cake, i put cyanide in your cake, there is nothing funny about this, cyanide is in your cake, cyanide is in your cake, im losing it, cyanide is in your cake, please refrain from consuming your cake, i have put cyanide in your cake :)

[@dabsfordinner]

captain,

[@redbird1577]

Up until this stream, I thought that line existed, hours spent trying to search variations of "Neelix cake" to find this stupid line Jeremy just completely made up in his head

[@scrithen2836]

I never knew what that was referencing until this video

[@thebleachbartender1312]

This is historically one of the best "one guy" moments of Jerma streams 2021.

[@maurer7279]

what's a one guy moment

[@h1ppidippi]

@@maurer7279 When one guy's comment in chat derails the stream to a completely new direction

[@maurer7279]

@@h1ppidippi it’s a shame lol I liked seeing jerma play slime rancher. Do you know if he’s gonna keep playing it?

[@h1ppidippi]

@@maurer7279 If I recall correctly he streamed it three times and on the third one he said he was done with it for the time being

[@Anomen77]

@@maurer7279 You can watch the entire playthrough on twitch

[@mrbubbles6155]

"There's a stock market in this game. This game is awesome." Gambling addict found a new way to gamble

[@TieflingInAJar]

How is it gambling lmao

[@jamesyeung3286]

​@@TieflingInAJar investing is just gambling but slower

[@albertskoften1452]

@@TieflingInAJar Casinos and the stock market operate on the same basic principle: that of people making money by exploiting a chaotic system that nobody understands or controls. The difference between the two is that returns on the stock exchange statistically tend upwards over time, since the economy is continually growing; while casinos tend downwards, since the house always wins. On the small scale, however, there are random fluctuations that are remarkably similar between the two. Hence, the biggest payout from stocks comes from sticking with them and doubling down, and the biggest payout from casinos comes from leaving after the first small win.

[@PurpleRegulator]

@@albertskoften1452 economically continuing to grow, until the inevitable every 5-10 year DOW market crash, leading to another proxy war to keep up the profit margin for the people who already own everything they could possibly ever want

[@supervlad4150]

I love how he calls the Pogofruit the Pog-Fruit

[@Gnomie445]

Scrumptious

[@fwoqma]

pog pog fruit

[@GamingSaurusRexYTube]

PogO-Fruit

[@Yes-----]

Who doesn't

[@crackedemerald4930]

That made me irrationally mad

[@BenDiPaolo]

Jigsaw, gets diagnosed with cancer and becomes a serial killer. Cause of death: Held grenade too long.

[@Taradoxxi]

Absolutely losing it at the mental image of Jigsaw making Jerma comfy and bringing him delicious meals to motivate him to solve the Rubik’s cube

[@roecomplex]

Jerma still denies that Saw says nerve agent instead of gas in the movies.

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Gas is said in the games a lot. He mistook the games (that he steamed) for the movies.

[@aka_miso]

Every stream involving Saw is golden

[@ethanray3728]

When the grenade goes off in jigsaws face I was laughing so hard that I got a noise complaint. Possibly one of the best Jerma moments of all time, I need to see this bit animated

[@chaoswraith]

Wow, someone complained about laughing? What kind of sad sorry people "report" laughter

[@3211-m9q]

@Chaoswraith truly disgusting that some "people" would do this...

[@dopaminecloud]

@@chaoswraith we don't know what time scale this is on, he could've been doing this for hours and hours

[@starduststriker8792]

@@3211-m9q also disgusting that the landlord would take that complaint seriously

[@3211-m9q]

@Stardust Striker ur pf pic is gross lol

[@topSurely]

Whoever chooses the intro movie clips is so on point every time

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Oh, well that must have been the editor, _________ . _________ really knows what they're doing with this editing thing. We should all strive to be like _________ .

[@Dr_Pickle]

What's your avatar

[@topSurely]

@@Dr_Pickle anime girl eating a burger

[@JPerm]

LOL

[@Game_Sometimes]

*gas*

[@vaduurowo8296]

*gas*

[@toadfrommariokart64]

not a collab I was expecting to see when I woke up today

[@cheffffffffffffffffffff]

*gas*

[@fwoqma]

*gas*

[@narpas_]

These vods CARRIED me throughout the blackout in my area

[@1pieceisdareasoniliv]

jerma's getting me through quarantine 110%

[@user84074]

24:49 I'm crying in bed with laughter at this. The fuckin Slime Rancher Music playing behind the Rubik's cube tutorial and then the Saw music kicks in on top of all of it. Holy shit 😂😂🤣

[@JackMoynihanOfficial]

I was in tears when he realized how off the voice changer was at 12:00

[@magmivire]

The completely unintelligible bit before it is what always gets me

[@tobythethird5694]

Lol

[@Liquid_Dinosaur797]

I just can't believe how absurd Jerma is... I'll never get tired of it.

[@apiellis7679]

Gonna be a tough oneguy moment to beat this year.

[@chuckbatmangaming]

This could win best oneguy moment and best 5+ minute joke

[@natefroggy3626]

ya so about that

[@apiellis7679]

@@natefroggy3626 What beats it out?

[@natefroggy3626]

@@apiellis7679 dollhouse?

[@apiellis7679]

@@natefroggy3626 The dollhouse isn't really a oneguy moment, just a cool event.

[@aka_miso]

The whole Tarr incident almost made me lose my mind

[@owenplays7924]

when I saw the two different largos in the corral I was screaming in my head

[@Sprech41]

absolutely stunning how funny these bits are when he just makes them up on the fly

[@davidfox2650]

I lol'd at the thought of someone stopping in the middle of saws puzzle to Google a how to video lmao.

[@hvw2377]

9:06 "chickens can't fly silly" When I had chickens they roosted on a branch ten feet off the ground. The only reason they stopped and went back to their coop was that raccoons started climbing the tree and killing them. Chickens can't *fly* but they could easily jump over that fence.

[@leocarioshiny]

27:19 "Have you eaten all of your snake potanoes, green peans, and sammin?"

[@Xzeihoranth]

His brain was OFF this stream. Off the shits or just plain off, I'm not sure.

[@WillCheadle]

GAS arc is the funniest thing I have ever seen jerma do

[@Slurpgerk]

Every second he didn't sell that gold plort my fucking heart was exploding out of my chest

[@seannawatters]

Gas is Saw’s stim word

[@molybdenumrose]

iconic

[@bonessai]

gyas

[@Crazybean2012]

The rubik's cube bit is actually one of my favorite bits of all time. I was laughing so hard when it happen that I started just crying. I've watched the entire 30 minute section of the vod at least 20 times by now

[@drguthrie7621]

Jerma in a saw trap would run out of time because he was start ranting to nobody

[@ShaddySoldier]

Jaw wouldn't even set up a death trap he jsut wants a private jerma stream of him solving children's puzzles poorly

[@Lobertherp]

I’m glad jigsaw is talking through a wiimote

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

bro I love the accidental bit at the end where saw blows himself up, that shit was so funny

[@Quartermistress]

These thumbnails are so beautiful honestly.

[@captainomelette]

Thank you, I’m happy you think so!

[@Quartermistress]

@@captainomelette They're here Pog.

[@FrenchFryFishOil]

He made the most scrumptious cake

[@casul2025]

That crazy frog impression was so spot on that it smacked me with a wave of both nostalgia and terror

[@thatfroggie]

“Cats eat gazelles they don’t eat carrots” and he’s absolutely right

[@user-hw2tg5bt1d]

How does he even manage to make slime rancher so tense

[@cadence_2463]

This man has eldritch chaos god vibes

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Collective “One Guy” moment for Jerma Rumble: Resurrection

[@luxuriousmoth1]

I have never been more exited to see the word "rubik's" in my notifications

[@TheLateMrBones]

The tutorial with the SAW theme is absolutely amazing oh my god 24:50

[@Guitar_Hero_1999]

one of the best saw bits and oneguy moments ever

[@gysv9934]

this stream actually made me learn how to cube and get into speedcubing, I'm 1:03 right now with roux

[@user-vd3pw6yf7b]

You fast af boy

[@molybdenumrose]

nice!!!

[@decodas]

What’s your personal record now?

[@kitsooneesther8338]

9:15 Are we going to mention how good of a chicken noise Jerma does

[@TheDarkHaired1]

"What's going on in here" is my favorite Jerma quote of a not real phrase from a character who never said the phrase in question

[@StripezTheBeast]

In reality Jigsaw was just such a big fan of the Sus guy that he self-reported rather than oust Jeremy.

[@alphalax7747]

Jigsus 😳

[@Vickcelmare]

@@alphalax7747 oh no

[@ohuhh3218]

When the

[@BudBonkerson]

Nancy Drew: "Cats can have a little carrot"

[@Hugsloth]

i looked it up and apparently it's fine to give them carrot although they are carnivorous

[@starchpile]

"SAW doesn't like tacos."

[@breadmaster3282]

This is definitely gonna be nominated for the best one guy moment this year.

[@fathermackenzie2121]

putting an ad right before jerma left his house fully confident that the tarr despawned when he slept was the equivalent to punching all the stream-watchers in the face through the screen

[@hollystardust]

The Saw Rubik's Cube is already a strong contender for Best One Guy Moment of 2021.

[@janesmith1840]

This game is super underrated, I love how much he loves it

[@oranguchad6940]

I have watched very few Jerma streams live this year. I am very, very glad that I was able to watch this happen. This was one of the funniest moments I have ever experienced in my life.

[@dianas6800]

When did this stream happen?

[@oranguchad6940]

@@dianas6800 I think February 13th, not completely sure though.

[@dianas6800]

@@oranguchad6940 damn that was recently can’t believe I missed it

[@Hoping_T]

Jerma and his bits, still fire as ever - I'm crying laughing over that Saw bit LMAO

[@linkous101]

I love how jerma perfectly experienced the game the devs wanted. The tarr outbreak was a perfect way to teach the player about largos

[@Merf_Gaming]

oh man I left before the second saw bit with the actual digital rubix cube. I had absolutely no idea that happened. holy shit I'm in tears

[@ethanray3728]

The slime rancher saga is absolutely legendary, on par with the debt origin saga

[@itinera207]

i'll never forget how i put 'mediocre link' in chat when it first came up

[@C6KSystem]

Jerma made me addicted to slime rancher. It's a poorly optimised game for console (especially when you're in the jungle biome) but it's extremely fun once especially when you unlock slime science and make big boy money

[@m6isme]

"im sure theres one in there" god jerma streams are on another level Also the idea of a saw victim just pulling up a KZbin tutorial is unbelievably hilarious

[@k_e_r_b_e]

I love that he almost never feeds any slimes this whole video. they’re all pissed and hungry lmao

[@MrBubbabolly]

Oh my fucking god, this is one of Jerma's best bits hands down, I love his Jigsaw so much.

[@pagapollo5601]

fantastic Globglobgabgalab impression, even if he got the lyrics wrong

[@C6KSystem]

I am the yeast of thought and mind, I am the yeast of thought and mind!

[@RaZeSniiPeR]

Jermas absurdity knows no bounds. Scientists are gonna study his brain for centuries to come.

[@Zizumia]

Local streamer GAS gas gas GAS gas GAS GAS.

[@MistaSkilla692]

I pray this wins bets one guy moment for this year, there's been a lot of great moments but this stream got 100% derailed for hours because of one guys efforts and jermas improv ability

[@gogogar]

The saw bit gave me back cramps from how hard I was laughing.

[@radpenguin2095]

Crazed streamer confuses cats for bunnies, thinks chickens can fly, and gets trapped by John Saw

[@widerbot]

Local streamer forces giant ball shaped animals to eat chickens

[@concentratedcringe]

I love how even with all his rambling, the counter still got nowhere even _close_ to the end. And it only got funnier as time went on XD

[@toobapheesh3756]

Why did I laugh so hard at "nooo don't jump off the bridge nooo..." I'm dead

[@sliggy2411]

As soon as Jerma realizes there’s a stock market, it’s all down hill from there

[@Vonias]

These thumbnails have been great lately, love the art

[@Channel1337]

I love how he thinks he's called SAW.

[@dogf421]

the best thing about jerma is how it can go from slime rancher to saw in like 5 seconds

[@snicksandstones]

Man I've watched and rewatched this video so many times

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Not gonna lie. I have no clue how to solve these either.

[@rofenac8671]

He tries to solve the cube for three seconds and then immediately demands to eat a grenade. This man's ADHD is infuriating lol.

[@o_ber]

Local rancher develops mad slime disease due to colored cube overexposure

[@cook7270]

21:05 is nobody going to talk about that SPOT ON meatwad impression??

[@rodanfanfuku2112]

Cant believe he became one of those children's slime making channels. Disgraceful

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

The pure joy and happiness I heard from Jerma when he found the clip (scrumptious cake clip) Really made my day.

[@Whispurer]

I love how he pulls up a tutorial video in the middle of the saw trap

[@maverickdm8193]

These were really chill streams depending on how chill you can get with the chaotic force that is jerma985

[@Linkbrawler9000]

Someone really needs to make those last couple minutes into an animated bit

[@Zquirrelthing]

jerma opening a youtube tutorial, with the tense saw music playing in the background had me fucking crying

[@ndzhelin2651]

I can't explain how happy I am that he played this. I just KNEW he would love it.

[@janefkrbtt]

I like saw says "good luck" when dropping a grenade into a room

[@psychostormtrooper3827]

Lol "nobody actually has to do any of this stuff the door is open"

[@onebilliontacos3405]

20:51 It's like the touch tank at an aquarium and those are like stingrays.

[@heythereboy0734]

Local INSANE streamer SEGREGATES slime population based on RACE

[@apehawk]

If I hear the Saw theme one more time in my life I'm going to lose my mind

[@foelaschite9632]

I find the idea that a saw victim is just watching a youtube video on how to solve their problem so fukin funny holy.

[@scoob6505]

4:15 Stealth Ooey-Gooey Moment

[@campbell1232]

15:22 is unironically so cute :< he got booped collectin chickens

[@tfootlong325]

scrumptious

[@evie5375]

i'm somewhat new to jerma and im at the saw part and very confused but loving it

[@MiniorinVR]

8:06 jerma predicts the new type of slime in Slime rancher 2

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

Jerma says "Cat's eat cat food" He's finally taken a stand on the whole cats and salami issue

[@nicolestanley5825]

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