The Price Alt Right - The Headgum Podcast - 113

Amir, Marika, and Kayla join Geoff to discuss Geoff's big spill, their LA recs, and insurrection!
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[@Sarah-vr2jq]

15 seconds in and marika already looks absolutely devastated to be there

[@imajoredinpottery]

LOL

[@TheArchsage74]

Can you blame her?

[@christeebs]

can say that about every episode that she does

[@anthony7960]

There’s no way this is Kayla’s best use of her time

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

This is true.

[@climbitclimate]

Bad use of her time?!?

[@Decenium]

@@climbitclimate worst

[@sforce1412]

Marika being in studio is the joy we needed! Geoff’s presence, as per usual, is poison…

[@flamingsketches]

MARIKA MARIKA MARKIA

[@flamingsketches]

....

[@flamingsketches]

IF I START A CHANT JOIN THE CHANT

[@thomasweybrecht]

it’s it’s it’s…joison

[@stevemyers3082]

I used to enjoy Friday mornings before this podcast.

[@sammystank7174]

I still do. But not as much.

[@Fauxry]

I love how geoffs interruptions still make Amir cry out in laughter

[@bryanburns4874]

the “what’s that” really doesn’t get old and i don’t know why lol

[@FunkVT]

It should get old despite it being, for lack of a better term, incredibly awful But I love it too

[@Thickolas]

I'm glad to see that Marika's back is feeling better! And I'm not at all surprised Geoff didn't inquire about it

[@TheArchsage74]

Every Friday I come to the terrifying realization that Geoff was never fired and this podcast will continue unabated. It's like I'm in a never ending mouse trap and I'm the cheese

[@tottle321]

Sounds like you're feeling chad. That's cheese and bad.

[@MechaBengar]

​@@tottle321goated

[@sinn1sl0ken]

"Pera-phrasing" was an incredible piece of work and I'm glad somebody gave it the recognition it deserved.

[@flipdiesel9652]

Geoff’s ankles are a sight to behold. I’m looking into getting ankle reduction surgery to look more like Zaddy

[@michelphilippe193]

Did Geoff say "Flight of the Bumblebee" is not a real song?

[@flipdiesel9652]

Yeah he did. What an uncultured quack.

[@donotworried]

Live show in Sweden? … we’ve all already got Stockholm Syndrome

[@Brett.A]

Marika in studio!!!!! I’m a fan again! ❤️

[@chillsalmon]

"I don't think people listen to this to play along. It's more like torture." Kayla nails it. Back in the old days we used to pretend this podcast was a joyful and fun experience. That charade is long gone. Both us listeners and everyone making the show are aware of the absolute venom this podcast is. We no longer pretend, and yet we keep coming back.

[@inm42]

Geoffrey… the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

[@flamingsketches]

ya bish

[@austinjacobs6104]

I'm already having the worst morning, and I'm here to make it worse I know Geoff won't disappoint

[@extracrispy9229]

When I saw this podcast had posted for lack of another term another “episode” I said “oh no” out loud while also smiling… this charade has made me a paradox of myself and I resent it for that. 10/10

[@hoopapallobah13]

18:46 is the most genuine shock I’ve ever seen Geoff emote on this show

[@Thickolas]

If he could do that on command he might finally land an insurance commercial

[@afroshark2799]

Usually the tension is so thick you need a knife, but this tension requires...a spoon?

[@meloplenty]

THE FORMAT SHOUT OUT????? Unreal, I love that band and have never heard anyone else talk about it lol Would have loved to hear Moriarty's favorite song from Dog Problems.

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

That would be a tie between Inches and Falling and Dog Problems!

[@meloplenty]

@@kaylamoriarty2914 Moriarty's takes? Nah, Moriarty's TASTE. (ty for the reply

[@rachel-lo6ty]

kayla’s dress and hair?!! it’s giving bond of the week to be QUITE honest

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

💚💚💚

[@wesleywillsea3296]

The fact that Amir forced them to eat a cake from Leron is evidence of his ‘Jon Wolfe’ tendencies on full display.

[@davidcampos8638]

i audibly gasped at “are we calling them rioters or patriots??”

[@Spewgo]

Fine episode, let's bring the energy up next time though guys

[@Skimblie]

I really REALLY thought one of the Price Alt Right pics would be Marika

[@heyheyhey520]

Is marika in the studio, or is that just my brain inventing a mirage to help me suffer through this show?

[@Shellitronnn]

hello headgum employees reading through the comments hoping to see inspiring positivity or even perhaps numerous humorous negativity. you will find neither here. i have a very specific message i need to share and it needs to be done here and cow. no that was not a typo. i crave/kinda wouldn’t mind for geoff to mooove on from this show. i find myself in need of a new couch, and with geoff officially gone girl, i can safely break into his storage unit and steal his ikea sectional. anyway, great episode even though i’ve only watched as much as the time it’s taken to type this boyifesto (it’s not all that mature). bye forever and see you next week

[@HunterB369]

more horizontal striped socks in a lackluster attempt to thicken his thankles? geoffs a bad host and a worse guy

[@BracketRacket]

Love the show. Maybe a fun segment idea for the future could be "Let Kayla Talk Uninterrupted For Longer Than 3 Seconds." Just a thought. I genuinely enjoy this show and I understand the chaotic energy. But talking over her at some points just felt a bit out-of-touch.

[@Phampham453]

Golden mic to Geoff for the paraphrasing joke and turdy for amir for the Biden impression

[@seanyeatts]

A spilled cold brew on a Friday morning feels about right.

[@incog.nyto.]

Geoffrey spilled the (coffee) beans, long or otherwise

[@mbnasir6]

The Price Alt Right might be one of the best segments on the show, it uses Geoff's trademark subversive humour to criticize the American law system.

[@BMDNERD]

I'm not even watching the video yet but I am hyped to see Marika in studio. But Geoff is there too.

[@nicholaskirwen5027]

PLEASE deliver on this Formula 1 podcast. I don’t know shit about it and I can’t wait for the podcast to be my primary source

[@stocktok6174]

Friday morning? More like Friday BORING lmaooooooooooooooooo #stonks

[@ethanurborg3517]

Geoff I gotchu with that P!atD reference @ 7:13

[@scalwi]

apparently Geoff's never heard of a side of beef

[@Carriro]

nice hair kayla!

[@kaylamoriarty2914]

Thank you!!

[@VocalSammy]

Marika in studio! 💗💗

[@Brett.A]

If Geoff could please smash a watermelon, he’d really complete the Gallagher look he’s going for

[@brentlegere5836]

Like an abusive relationship.. I know it’s no good for me but I keep coming back…

[@nichjantzen7360]

Backstreet's back, alt right!

[@kobymusic108]

This is legit really good ASMR

[@brianyobbz497]

Kayla’s the best guest

[@LilGreenManWhoSits]

Bizarrely this show is better when its worse, and both are bad. 4 stars

[@mshevchenk]

what was on screen at 19:42

[@feroro9920]

Eventually, the façade of guests and co-hosts pretending they hate the podcast wears away resulting in pure unadulterated hatred for Geoffrey and his beliefs. Each passing episode covers this slow descent into bitterness and resentment - the start of this week's episode is evidence of this.

[@maxwell9160]

Sorry, Het Tempo by Edwin Ruttin? Or how’s is it spelled? I’m curious is all.

[@Elysiadon]

His name is Rutten, and it's just a remix of the first movement of St Matthew Passion (Kommt, ihr Tochter) by JS Bach

[@edwardwilliamson1]

still can't believe amir didn't know st matthews' passion

[@seba1pimp]

Hello from Poland

[@tailsp1n]

Expressions of abject misery within the first 5 seconds

[@JoshMarshain]

here for my weekly dose of poison

[@Elysiadon]

21:15 that's the first movement of the St Matthew Passion by JS Bach, not whatever nonsense Geoff spewed

[@thesquirrel2]

Great segment, I was worried you be punching down but I think it was funny and showed the crazy imbalance in the justice system. I hate, hate to say this, but good job?

[@josepeejoestar]

Steak-cut fries! Guys!

[@awesomeguy2009]

I'd love to see you guys in Toronto sometime in the future for a headgum live :)

[@hellomarjory]

And I'd like to fight them at a Walmart a parking lot. We all have dreams, right?

[@Ian-nn1fn]

I'd like to see them at the DMZ with Geoff on the North Korean side.

[@connoratcanada80]

Cold Blue

[@btk72491]

Geoff must have serious dirt on Amir,there is no other explanation for why he still has a job. Jake even moved back to NYC just to get away from him

[@bsmjth]

Formula 1 pod would be awesome!

[@dprender97]

I like the hat.

[@yarrowflower]

Call the racing podcast Formula Fun 😎

[@danielzarb-cousin8074]

1st was Bach's St. Matthew's Passion, Geoff. The next two were easy to guess. Happy and surprised to hear my favorite pieces on this shit vlogcast of snorts

[@Elysiadon]

I didn't recognize the other two, but Kommt Ihr Tochter from St. Matthew Passion literally made me do the Dicaprio-pointing-at-the-TV GIF thing. I think it was actually a remix by a Dutch guy, though. The Dutch are obsessed with the St. Matthew Passion, "het tempo" means "the tempo" in Dutch, and "Rutten" is a fairly normal Dutch last name (pretty close to the name of their Prime Minister, actually).

[@incog.nyto.]

WHAT'S DAZS????

[@Wagwah7]

I love F1, might listen to an F1 pod just to um actually you whenever you get something wrong (or have an opinion I disagree with lol)

[@ejoshcoron]

This was kind of a low energy jebisode

[@hugesix]

holy shit marika has legs.

[@hellomarjory]

I can't never let anyone know I listen to and, even worse, watch this "show".

[@kookythymes2838]

Dear Geoffrey, ... sup

[@Basketballsmvp23]

I don’t care to see the bottom of Amir’s shoes. Or Geoff’s face for that matter

[@huddleupbreaks]

Brian Wilson. Jesus.

[@valentinerogers9068]

Beans of the week

[@sterlingbuck967]

I would love nothing more than being on this show. I can see Geoff wants to do some sort of Variety Show and the podcast just needs a better premise. I put an audition tape in the comment section of Gash Cab if anyone wanted to watch that

[@sterlingbuck967]

This Podcast is art

[@Ian-nn1fn]

Get this guy on the pod to replace Brad and his wife.

[@sterlingbuck967]

I'm just glad that atleast one person watched my audition tape lol

[@lassehegaard]

nuice

[@stevenbrown508]

This is torture.

[@stevenbrown508]

I'll be back next week lol

[@simonragnarson22]

Holy shit they played mahler 2. best music ever written in the worst podcast ever had by anyone. What an disturbing experience to hear some of the best music ever written followed by Amir calling Beethoven gross and the dumbass miss-pronouncing fuge. Worst episode ever. 10/10

[@Emmet_Moore]

He played literally my four favourite composers and now they're this this this poison of me.

[@simonragnarson22]

@@Emmet_Moore Yea and they spent like A BAD amount of money composing it.

[@charlescollins6146]

Geoff really needs a haircut

[@stevenagelutton4322]

I dislike this

[@mackflynncaswell6488]

god i will never ever get over how absolutely stunning marika is she's just so pretty im single btw