The Primate Tier List

[@mariusandersen564]

big shoutout to all the support bacteria mains

[@dylanb2990]

Bacteria aren’t playable

[@CompSciGuy777]

@@dylanb2990 that's exactly what the bacteria support mains want you to think.

[@dumpy_frog]

Dylan B that’s a common game rumor made by a party of human mains known as “Karens”

[@amankodimela8499]

I love this comment section

[@dumpy_frog]

Aman kodimela we all do

[@adamtaurus5380]

Remember a time when humans glitched through a map and got themselves into a moon? That sort of stuff proves how overpowered they are.

[@egeoeris]

You mean the "Cold War" story expansion's very end? Yeah i remember the times, two biggest factions grinded their tech advancement to death in order to see who can go further than the Overworld. Some veteran players and game theorists did not even believed that they actually unlocked the Moon but rather it was an altered copy of the game for streaming. It's truly facinating how many things we can unlock in this game.

[@hedgehog3180]

The Moon dungeon wasn't the end of the "Cold War". It was just one of the main objectives given to the two factions to build up as many dominance points as possible. The story kept going for a long time after that. However the Moon dungeon did end the "Space Race" quest line in that story.

[@totallynot0something047]

Not really. The human guilds suddenly decided that it took too much xp to grind further into the quest line. I also heard rumours that the Cold War expansion was supposed to be the long-awaited Nuclear Warfare server event and massive human nerfing.

[@android19willpwn]

it was a fun novelty play, but the trick took way too much setup to be reliable for anyone to bother doing it much more than the minimum required to prove they did.

[@a.morphous66]

They had just had the World War event for the second time, and that gave them a lot of science experience. They decided to use that for a lot of new stuff.

[@Porcay]

I feel like a nerf is on the way

[@gdaygerman29]

Humans are so strong that even the Mods have trouble putting them in their place

[@jypsridic]

We've begun hacking. Any nerf will be undone barring server wipes.

[@saltysoup9204]

The Hawaiian server almost got a nerf.

[@OSRSstiffy]

we actually nerf ourselfs by killing the planet XD

[@Connor-xp4cd]

At this point if humans go down, their gonna take the entire game with them. Whether they leave and cause a power vacum or they use that nuke ability they unlocked a couple years ago

[@phineas7423]

Shout out to the Humans read and write skill, which raises the effectiveness of their teach ability exponentially for complex situations, and makes them the only build that can data mine the game from the inside.

[@voidseeker4394]

Yep, they have unique ability to store EXP on the physical medium and allows to retrieve most of it after respawn instead of losing it, as well as copy and share it.

[@Zaleoritov]

DNA Editing is basically a back-door hack to the coding of any species

[@microwavedude800]

i like to main humans mostly because of how superior they are to other builds. still at a low level though, but im gradually getting to the higher levels.

[@Devilspade]

@@microwavedude800 hey I’m a noob rn, just wondering if the amount of time I’ve been on this server is my lvl or if it’s somewhere else because I can’t find it in my menu

[@minatimanil]

@@Devilspade yep, your lvl is how old you are, in years

[@ss-nz5sr]

Crocodile: "I have a powerful bite" Human: *launches nuke*

[@fidget0227]

Human: *Sends out a single Australian*

[@rohandalvi6476]

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ floridain are powerful against gators not crocs

[@Christs_Apologet]

@@fidget0227 r/whooosh wheres the balance?

[@Jermaniac]

@@Christs_Apologet that's not a woosh, also mecha rengar sucks :D

[@bulldozer281]

Alligator is no more but their radiation

[@Rakanarshi2]

7:16 "Cheetahs are more mobile than them, until they equip a mount" *picture of SR-71 Blackbird* HAHAHA, god I love this channel.

[@jamesh7469]

Chad High-Five Flexington when they have a missile launched at them, the standard protocol is simply to accelerate lmao

[@fBOMBB]

Virgin Cheetah vs Chad SR-71 Blackbird

[@striker943]

*Equips Space Shuttle*

[@barkahrama591]

Also "Armadillo have higher defense until they put their armor"

[@zengzor7758]

Gotta go fast

[@steamonkey9927]

Every single video everything gets way higher quality

[@scdallav]

We've seen how effective intelligence nerfed human builds are, Homo Erectus was dominant in the terrestrial meta for almost 2 million years without unlocking the high-level gear that Homo Sapiens has access to. There's little to no evidence of ranged weapons, all they needed was stamina and tool-making beyond level 1.

[@jw-ws8dz]

this just goes to show how OP team strategies are

[@SUCKYKUKKY]

On top of that, the Neanderthal mains literally spawnkilled wooly mammoth players so hard that they quit the game

[@prabs1047]

​@SUCKYKUKKY Neanderthal mains were far to weak to do this. As they didn't use tools for hunting.

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

​@@SUCKYKUKKYNah they literally banned. I love this game because this game forces you to be viable or else you will be banned

[@user-gq6dg7ee6d]

Human mains been so bored of the game we created our own games.

[@danielquinonez2735]

yes

[@demonstrablyfine690]

Like those people who build pong or chess in Minecraft- got so good at the game they made another game inside the game

[@primisoda1400]

i think i prefer the hunting style of life more than the digital science style of life cuz i wanna learn how to survive when the next balance patch update happens there might be humans facilities and stuff were all destroyed and global warming might be reduced, and until we can get supplies and mats again ill be surviving in the east african or the north african server, might move to napal server for better domestic animal rates and more supplies until the next update

[@michaeltamke8542]

@@primisoda1400 I'd say its urgent to unlock some new servers like Mars and Titan. But the human dataminers need to get some achievements before

[@iemgei7309]

I mean yah

[@Alistocrat]

Halfway through watching this I genuinely wished for a split second that I could play as a human in the Earth video game, and remembered that I literally am.

[@Dargonhuman]

I keep having to remind myself that the "metagame" they keep talking about is Reality, especially when I get the urge to find the game online...

[@jeef9299]

Dargonhuman Same

[@vakusdrake3224]

You could always go do some hunting to remind yourself how OP your build is but this is often seen as griefing the weaker builds.

[@AlkisGD]

@Vakus - Can confirm. Some 20 years ago I was fooling around with an airgun and pointy pellets, doing some target practice at a friend's farm. We'd been practicing on targets dozens of meters away for weeks, when we had the bright idea to try and hit a bird. I never _actually_ believed it'd work, but it only took about three tries from 30-50 meters away. Lucky head shot, maybe. The bird never heard a thing, saw a thing, or even realized it was being hunted. We put the bird in the freezer and asked my friend's mom to cook it, but she didn't, so we ended up burying it-we even held a small ceremony in its memory. I've never killed anything myself since then, but I'm well aware where the meat in my souvlaki comes from.

[@Dover939]

what

[@JohnnyJoez]

While i love the human intelligence gameplay, i must say it comes with its throwbacks, such as existential crisis, and it relies heavily on other players to use the Teaching skill.

[@slimeblock5519]

The fact that we teach is not our throwback, its the essential tool for the human playerbase, without it humans would not have gotten so far because the person who thought of using bronze, would die an technology wouldnt stay or spread

[@jsgamerpro2359]

@@slimeblock5519 yea thats is not a debuff is a great skill to pass complex information to new generations not only the basics instincts that animals have.

[@someone4533]

There are 3 types of homosapien. Averege , deformed, and Karen. The average have the same stats as any other averege. Deformed can have different stats than the averege. And the Karen build is the most weakest of homosapien. They have lower intelligence than a jellyfish and have the lowest chance of survival. That vegan teacher for example. She gets alot of hate so if we live in the wild she would most likely get rejected by the other clans. She also weakens her support class by forcing her dog to be vegan.

[@AeonAxisProductions]

Teaching is our most hax ability, cumulitive knowledge makes progress 10000x faster than just waiting for evolution to take its course

[@jamesdinius7769]

Education is crucial to human game play, and it's what got us this far. Other intelligence builds can rely on parental teaching and intuition to get by but human techniques are so varied and advanced at this point there is no way to learn enough solo in a single lifetime.

[@reynaldoponce2062]

I always see the argument about "without tools we cannot take on many animals" THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF HUMAN SPECS BEING HIGH IN INTELLIGENCE IN ORDER TO BECOME OP WITHOUT OUR NATURAL DOWNSIDES. Whatever downside we might have can likely be countered by our craft ability. Sickness is medicine, Low stealth is camo, lower power is sharp tools or long range.

[@ProjektTaku]

fair point, a gorilla easily outmatches even our peak strength humans and can rival our fastest player, but that's why we developed the intelligence stat to its max so we could become all rounders that can blitz and 1 shot with weapons like the gun.

[@Cathywhales]

low power can get buffed with the gym servers, people like arnold schwarzenegger can avoid this debuff and could possibly go toe to toe with some animals without sharp tools and long ranged weapons

[@blinduser-zz5bk]

@@Cathywhales gym isn't a server,its more like a sub biome

[@saltyfloridaman7163]

​@Churchill's TV considering that trained athletic humans are capable of defeating other animals within the same weight class bare handed, Humans are severely underrated. The average chimpanzee is 30-50% stronger than an average human the same weight, which is around 120-140lbs. So a the average powerlifter is stronger. A human around Hafthors size and strength is capable of crushing a mountain lions skull with his hands, or physically tear open the abdomen of one

[@Arcticanine]

The world as it is is proof enough of this lmao, human mains clearly dominate Earth.

[@jacobsteer4802]

The human guild has such high intelligence that they have an ethical obligation to keep other guilds alive

[@freedomhasacost6661]

Not all though .

[@andrew_lin06]

@@freedomhasacost6661 Like 99.9%

[@freedomhasacost6661]

@@andrew_lin06 but most of the those people can't do much . Those .1% have a lot of power and are responsible for us needing to save others players and the server in the first place .

[@aashisheapen8230]

I was just thinking about this

[@michaelsong5555]

No they don't. 99% of the humans belong in the "neutral" factions, and don't really care one way or another, as long as it doesn't affect their own lives. In fact, most of these neutral faction would enthusiastically destroy other guilds if it'll result in benefiting themselves. Most of the ones who "care" are very superficial (which means nothing, as it doesn't change anything), and there's so few who truly care enough to spend their time and resource to keep other guilds alive.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

you forgot to mention the fact that the human class is so intelligent they can artificially give new skills/abilities to other species. like making bacteria that eats plastic, or making coral more heat resistant, i hope the devs don't nerf this ability since its very beneficial to the player base. we get free evolution traits and don't have to spent evolution points

[@1toncheese]

Some of our most skilled data miners are also close to cracking ability transference for the Human class and if it werent for the fact they are bros most of the Humans in the game would have been pranked with a bioluminescence affliction by now.

[@loganbennett2488]

This is all well and good, unless they buff a class that directly competes with your own. The devs have been working on balancing literally since the game released, and now humans think they can take balancing into their own hands?

[@pikster2155]

@@loganbennett2488 who really competes with humans, squirrels

[@vaiyt]

They're using an Arbitrary Code Execution glitch to hack the game in real time

[@bolt1437]

sorry bacteria main but im gonna go get my anti-bacterial spray tool.

[@joshmartin7725]

This guy is better than the discovery channel

[@tomjones80]

….and floors are better than rags….

[@wavestrider2160]

Dude discovery channel should hire this guy-

[@teknik6418]

This guy should hire Discovery channel

[@catrinkihlborg2939]

Josh Martin yep

[@nerdyman7190]

Our intelligence stat is so broken, that we make videos on our stats, and we can figure out how to survive some of the dev’s patches to try to nerf us. We figured out how to survive the ice age patch, and we figured out how to defend from basically every other species. Also we figured out how to leave the map and truly start the Space expansion.

[@nowanimportant8887]

Too bad we got nerfed simply because we have yet to stop teamkilling each other. If every human main/guild leader decided to party up with other guilds to make one big superguild, the level of progress they would be able to achieve is INSANE.

[@GrahamChapman]

I read some patch notes the other day and, as it turns out, any human mains that have ventured outside of the map and tried the Space expansion for any significant span of time is hit with a pretty serious anemic debuff for many, many years afterwards... Yeah, turns out investing millions of years worth of EXP into staying relevant in the base game does not translate into any form of survivability in the expansion... Frankly speaking, I really don't see humans successfully establishing themselves outside of the Earth in the next couple of hundreds or thousands of years. And I, for one, am fine with that.

[@acsound]

@@GrahamChapman I'm not. Most of our PvP bullshit is *because* we're all crammed on Earth together -- and its exacerbating the climate change event that we'd accelerated since the Industrial Revolution (used to just be the Sun's cycles, so any weather changes weren't drastic: players had time to adapt different strategies).

[@GrahamChapman]

@@acsound Tough luck, the world doesn't care if you're fine with it or not... Honestly, I'm all for the entire human race getting perma-banned for its role in causing this climate breakdown. I also sincerely hope that we won't allow the wealthy elite, the ones primarily responsible for the climate breakdown in the first place, to get away from the doom they deserve by fleeing into space -- because that's what's going to happen: They, the least deserving, will leave and the rest of us will be abandoned here.

[@General12th]

@@GrahamChapman Rotating habitats (especially large ones made with materials like Kevlar) should address all those survival concerns.

[@timmythy2887]

Huh, learned something about my main today.

[@Josh-ql9yu]

Yeah it’s crazy to think about how far humans can run, over a period of time is actually insane. The most efficient bi-pedal locomotion on land, currently, one could argue. It’s still a debate why the Neanderthal build was eventually out-classed as the best Sapien Sub-class. That would be a cool tier-zoo episode.

[@rednidedni3875]

Humans arent meta. They arent even OP. They basically all became admins at this point and this friggin shared wisdom trait is really, REALLY out of hand. At this point they are so OP they crack the source code WHILE PLAYING and modding themselves to get even stronger! If you play cheetah and think you maxed mobility, think again. If youre some kind of hippo player and think you maxed thoughness, think again. Humans literally refine the ground, something that never even was supposed to affect gameplay beyond the surface, and make tools out of that!

[@rednidedni3875]

Whats even worse, they are litterally depleting the whole planet in their search for resources to the point other top tiers are going to get bodied without the humans even wanting it. Humans can win any 1v1 easy, can make entire servers unplayable if they wanted to or werent just actively restraining themselves from it... them ever losing a battle is nearly unheard off, they even win against bacteria! THEY ARE BODYING UNHITTABLE BUILDS LEFT AND RIGHT! The only thing I can think of that can even stop humans are other humans with equally op builds. Either that or an admin / expansion comes along. Probably not even an expansion, the humans are going to fucking dictate what the expansions gonna be. The REAL Human stats: Intelligence: 200 (Computers) (Steadily increasing itself with this new "machine learning" trait they are giving their tools... bloody hell they are designing builds for the floor now) Power: 150 with few tools, 100000 with them all (Making many square miles a lethal radiation AoE? How you gonna build for that?) Defense: 100 with few tools, 1000 with them all (Armor so high you cant even damage them without human power tools) Mobility: 150 with few tools, 1000 with them all (Basically unlimited endurance at above cheetah speed...) Stealth: 50 with few tools, 90 with them all (Not that high, they cant mask their smell... yet) At this point humans arent the meta, they ARE the game. Wisdom trait cascading faster and faster.

[@signantwolf6502]

Spooper well, it could have something to do with the human classes wanderlust buff that encouraged players to explore the world. I say this as a lot of the people who played the other hominid classes like Neanderthals tended to stay put and set up shop early. This limited access to resources and may have given them a de-buff to thier coping skill for when new threats were introduced in the form of earthquakes, volcanos, and migrating species.

[@rednidedni3875]

The wanderlust part is a small part of the humans curiosity trait. They are more likely to run into danger like that, but it also let the shared wisdom trait cascade even harder... Sorry if I'm rambling, I just can't get over the fact that no admins stepped in. I cant play anything else at this point if I want to survive, am stuck in easy mode and am afraid humans are literally going to shut the game down for good.

[@JustinY.]

Just a friendly reminder to everyone not to take the extra chromosome perk. Sure it gives you a few perks like additional compassion from others but it limits your entire playthrough.

[@FRD357]

Justin Young It decreases your skill point gain and lowers your max level

[@redpier124]

How are you on every video *ever* . How. Just HOW?

[@JustinY.]

y not

[@kthemaster1999]

It increases the amount of pity you can gain not compassion.

[@JustinY.]

It's a perk: Pity - Gain additional compassion from others. I didn't see it on the skill tree, sorry

[@Funkopedia]

Sorry, "no class ever held the top spot for as long as dinosaurs"...?? I believe every ocean biome player and the 4367 insectoid clans would like a word with you.

[@Faun471]

oh shit you're right, even until today, sharks still dominate the game, even if they're not as strong as the pre-nerfed shark builds such as megalodons

[@HighGround_]

Also any single cells organism classes

[@GloomGaiGar]

@@HighGround_ should we really talk about them? are they even "animals"?

[@StrazdasLT]

When has ocean biome players or insectoids been top spot?

[@diolight9450]

@@StrazdasLT very long ago forgot what the era was

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Your attention to detail when transferring the knowledge into gaming terms is incredible. Very entertaining food for thought

[@Trolololyoulose]

"There are no average primate builds" , let me introduce me

[@s.eloundou6013]

Self burned... 😂

[@rexyjp1237]

Im a low tier

[@Central.intelligence.agency1.1]

You see I’m not far above average in speed and attack and still high in intelligence

[@chuckmcgill522]

Well you might be a bad human but with a weapon you could body any of the other primates

[@colorweaver5070]

Self burn those are rare

[@Roboardo]

I mained human since the beginning because it was obvious just how broken this class was, but the latest breakthrough in the Science tree has increased human tool building skills even more, and this is getting so much out of hand that players have managed to leave all the active game servers and visit other empty servers such as Outer Space and the Moon. God I love this class.

[@VimyGlide]

when it's not being blatantly overpowered, it's being utterly ridiculous laughs all around

[@davidtrujillo1689]

Dude, humans are so op that they can act as developers to certain extent, whith the hability "genethic science" and the ithem known as "nukes".

[@incompetencelogistics8924]

Oh boy, here we go. Here's a brief history of the humans' shenanigans. It took a really long time for them to reach this point. Everything changed, after thousands of painful years of tinkering. The farming skill was the kicker that set everything into motion. Once they did that, they could stop scavenging, and settle down and conserve energy. While this was great, this also meant they had to defend more aggressively. Other fast, strong or stealth builds could simply wander in and take their full. In the tier list, you saw the other primates stealing food from the human stockpiles. Using the intelligence stat to their greatest extent, they've devised artificial barriers now known commonly as the "Wall" or "Moat" items. Humans tended to live near each other for ease of resource transfer. This also led to "research," a free top-level skill only acquirable with a relatively high intelligence stat, and with a "society" trait evolved. Having "Language" evolved speeds up the research tasks by a factor of 100. With research, they devised a whole new class of weapons, the "Ranged Weapons." Currently, the only things available for everyone to boost your damage stat was evolving it, or if you didn't want to spend EP, find particularly sharp objects. This meant that humans were able to increase their damage stat to half the max. Furthering the research trees allowed them to trap other species, such as the horse, cow, and chickens, while befriending others, such as cats and dogs. Humans have now been able to delve deeply into the games coding to find stats and strats. Here we are today, where every human player needs only to work for 20 years to max his stats on the easy servers.

[@idkwhatimdoing4801]

They even created their own micro verses, and are starting to tinker with ai, which could possibly make them the developers. Theyre so op that the only thing thats a threat is other humans. But imo i think they should nerf the "media" tool, its too OP and gives advantages to certain players so they stay more OP than the rest.

[@dard1515]

Humans are so OP that entirely different playable classes are becoming nonexistent.

[@BoldPossum]

"Humans are not OP" says while pressing buttons that create flashing lights and adjusting the temperature of their rooms and food to fit their needs, hmmm

[@r.nmb9]

Ong😂😂

[@robertdevito5001]

Bold Possum on a server that humans created (the internet) and only humans can access.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

Copied.

[@BeczaBot]

I’m pretty sure a trained chimp can surf the web.

[@yoshi9358]

People are mostly talking about base stats when they say that. But even in base stats humans are just insane. Basically the dinosaurs of the Quaternary period

[@quora_the_sith7345]

That intro gave me more noistalgic induced goosebumps than i thought was possible

[@Applesmaush]

First off, thank you for this channel because it's pretty damn brilliant. Second, I was hoping you could do a video on some of the odd-ball builds currently in the meta. You know, you echidnas, platypuses, deep sea creepy fishy things... basically builds that seem to have spec'ed into completely random skills/traits that make them hard to place let alone group with other builds.

[@wolflypackucus1543]

Cool idea

[@jaelee1005]

Yah I second the platypus video What even are they

[@DR-54]

I'd say that platypuses are easily in a B tier if not A but not S probably because the *humans* seem to have heavy protection on them with the poaching quests not usually aimed at them I can see them becoming pretty high tier especially with the egg laying ability so they have to care less for food on their baby until it is born the platypus has a unique ability in which it is able to lactate milk from special glands connected to skin pores which seep out the milk. The biggest downside has to be that they have to spend most of there time underwater and don't live in packs making baby caring possibly harder. I think TierZoo could make it better and more in depth about the echidnas and platypuses has these are the only ones I could think of.

[@yhwhachkg7030]

I third this idea! We need an Obscure/Strange Build Meta Analysis!

[@linkn5509]

Cori Roberts maybe if he did a mini-series on all fish currently in the meta (aka deep sea, North Sea, etc)

[@Lepong20]

Avatar last Airbender chills, haven't watched that show in ages

[@tomjones80]

literally saw someone w avatar tatoo on back of head was like ‘its that time of the centrury eh kek

[@AH-mx5su]

@@tomjones80 I'm 25 and I still think avatar is one of the best shows ever created. I'd easily get an avatar tattoo

[@Nikki0417]

I got super nostalgic when the video started.

[@csweezey18]

Oh, great. Now I'm thinking about Avatar. Welp, time to go re-watch all of Avatar. For the sixth time this month.

[@AH-mx5su]

@@csweezey18 I literally told my 58 year old mother about the show because she was bored on the weekend and she watched all the seasons in two days. Timeless and impeccable. No question about it

[@SuperSpartanleonidas]

My heart skips a beat when Tier Zoo uploads.

[@Oddity2994]

I'm a housecat main but currently going through a run as a human and I gotta say bacteria players are real ones 💯

[@James-2248]

The bacteria faction is so underrated, really goes to show that the stats don’t mean everything.

[@SUCKYKUKKY]

Bacteria/virus players are gay. They're all just 3rd partiers lololol

[@henreereemanmini3973]

bacteria players are the true rulers of this planet, well they would be if they could

[@lahar2412]

the ring tailed lemurs like to move it, which is the reason they're the best prosimian build.

[@pifworld_]

YEA!

[@SANDWICHshuriken]

They maintain physically fit

[@cadosian078]

Facts

[@prussobavarianproductions]

"I like to move it move it, I like to MOVE IT"

[@lasershriek]

“Buddy, I accidentally hit a human main and got ran over, I can no longer move it move it”

[@woableattack2990]

This whole format is bloody genious! I bet TierZoo is a human main himself... that's a sub if i ever seen one...

[@buffazzkangroo]

Im a kangaroo main and i really think we should be at the top not humans. Pls buff

[@1mol831]

@@buffazzkangroo The devs buff kangaroos... Oops kangaroos starved to death

[@iemgei7309]

@@1mol831 i mean yeah if the devs did buff other animals humans would just use technology to stay up top

[@ErectusEnormous]

I thought Tier zoo is one of the devs?

[@nonexistant8557]

​@@1mol831yo ain't emus better than humans already. There might be way too many op builds in Australia. Arent the emus the only species to engage in pvp with humans and win

[@robertdevito5001]

“Humans aren’t that OP” they say on a server that is not only exclusively accessible to humans but the server was invented by humans. Other servers such as outer space and the moon are accessible to humans, but the internet server was actually invented by the human faction.

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Lmao exactly

[@kaical8273]

Mans was mad dumb

[@treysabre2943]

To say humans aren’t OP is to admit that you’re an average primate main.

[@bot-fk5vx]

@@totmgsrockxd9900hey wats your username?

[@davipenha]

The irony of a human saying they're not top tier while being on the internet complaining about world poverty instead of fighting for his own survival is huge

[@TuhljinTampergauge]

It's rather clear that the guy who posted that specced into groupthink. He buys into a lot of dumb things just because his political clique told him to. "Humans bad amiright?"

[@bensoncheung2801]

6:50 tl;dr: He’s talking about humans as a *whole* Of course, when you account for pvp, most of us are lower-mid tier, and the best of us are billionaires like Jeff Bezos and other business tycoons that live in mansions filled with staff, but there ain’t no way most of these animals are winning against a human in a *car,* even with a grade schooler in the driver’s seat, especially when equipped with a powerful water gun, direct shots stagger greatly and leave a bruise at close range, shooting upwards does AOE decent stagger, and merely shooting the ground or some object right next to the target will stagger. Great against most birds (assuming they’re just standing around and not flying out of range) due to their hollow bone structure and with a strong enough attack it buffers their flight ability. Should still fluster ostriches and Emus greatly and good against penguins unless they’re diving underwater. Seconds as a club if animals get close. Not so great against Corvids as they learn and tend to take revenge by dive-bombing and then flying out of range/too fast to accurately target, even with the AOE, especially if they’re diving down/right at you. Wear a helmet with bird spikes to negate this, but expect to be pooped on more often by those birds. (But then said human would likely be detained for animal cruelty, which it is, but that hurting at all harkens back to us being lower-mid relative to other, wealthier and more powerful humans that can just use their money and influence to avoid any real consequences) Humans’ intrinsic ability to survive and adapt acknowledged!

[@zach3096]

@@bensoncheung2801 what comment bro

[@aprameyanaganur2934]

@@bensoncheung2801 compared to all other animals present in the current meta, even the lowest quality of gameplay for the humans is orders of magnitude better than individual gameplays of other builds. Most herbivore builds that get hunted by predator mains, for example, die slow, agonizing deaths that most human mains lack the [imagination] stat to comprehend. I myself in my playthrough as a human main, have witnessed a bison immobilized by a tiger being left to die of starvation, while the tiger periodically comes to gorge on the bison (while it is online). When saying humans are the top tier build, we take into account the domination of the entire community that plays that build, not the quality of gameplay of individual players. I hope I will see less of this stupid rhetoric among human mains who have yet to spec more heavily into the [critical thinking] stat.

[@bensoncheung2801]

@@aprameyanaganur2934 My tl;dr… You figure I should lop off the last two sentences in my comment?

[@Delta-wv3uo]

5:48 “Perks include opposable thumbs and tool use.” UsES sAw SiDeWAyS

[@JdSpoof]

Lmao

[@memesnahgee5259]

Delta he’s redefining the meta bruh

[@jimmyredd]

I'm sure there are many humans you could hand it to that would use it less effectively.

[@morenotak927]

He is trying his best

[@DanglerSpangler]

The discovery Channel should be paying you.

[@maximaldinotrap]

D-6, their intelligence would fall in line with EA for being mainstream reality show sellouts.

[@Abdega]

I used to think the cooldown ability “sweating” would use up too much water and wouldn’t really help humans that much, so I didn’t worry as an antelope player *NOPE!* Those gangly beanpole simians just kept waddling after me and PK-ing me! I’d run off at like 55 miles an hour thinking I lost them and then they’d come 10 minutes later still at it I got PK-d so many times I lost all my respawn points and had to come back as a grasshopper *fml*

[@willow9571]

I know right ? I was playing the buffalo class and I thought I would be okay with my high defence and HP as well as the herd Perk but I was wrong those dam human players just created this new item called "gun" and almost wiped out the entire buffalo clan . I really do think we need a new nerf patch for these humans because they are clearly way too OP atm . But I did hear a rumor about there being fallout patch that would nerf the human into the ground as well as adding the "mutant" Perk to allot of the other classes .

[@Noctua8]

Willow ya but I hear the newest patch is going to be an in game sequence caused by an NPC. Apparently this character Donald Trump and another called Vladimir Putin are going to blow them back into the stone age. I really hope it works because it's hard out here as a Crow main. I was even thinking of maining something else like an Owl or Shark. My last resort would be a gorrila because I refuse to be a filthy human main.

[@willow9571]

Yeah I do hope as well that the next patch will really nerf the human players .

[@sadfern0]

Dude, Humans have amazing persistence builds. Don't try to outrun them, try to outflank them. Even base Humans get the best stamina regen and stamina builds, the Humans were literally designed for persistence and endurance.

[@1SSJA]

Ben McClure No, humans were designed for creating custom perks, however human players in the beginning were still terrible at the game, the players that joined after it learned from each other with a new communication called language. It gave them versitility in communication as it would allow them to name literally everything and share literally everything. This allowed for builds that were unnatural. Builds that made the environment adapt to them, not them adapt to the environment. This was completely unheard of in earlier patches, and only few classes used that. Humans perfected that art, because they saw the potential in maxing out the 'creation' skill. Other players didn't see the potential that time because they didn't max out intelligence which didn't allow them to get creation, or it was too much of a hassle. But, the creation skill is exponentially more effective, it just has a slow start

[@sirpretzels598]

Honestly the crafting ability is so cracked. Like you can just increase your stats by using everything in your environment and thats why the Human Build is so OP.

[@ProjektTaku]

humans have crazy power creep. A gorila being able to lift 1 ton (with a weight 1/5th that!) with a bite force of 1300 PSI and a speed of 40 km/h was highly impressive in previous meta's, but then those uses abused their ridiculously high intelligence stat to create op weapons like the gun and nukes.

[@doyouunderstandthis]

@@ProjektTakugorillas can’t lift 2 tons

[@ProjektTaku]

@@doyouunderstandthis oops

[@doyouunderstandthis]

@@ProjektTaku they’d still demolish anyone tho lmao

[@ProjektTaku]

@@doyouunderstandthis yup. Gorilla's really went and maxed out strength stat.

[@crusaderofthelowlands3750]

Human: "Hah, I'm OP! Nobody can destroy me!" Also Human: "Hold my beer."

[@mikebloomberg4470]

There are also speculations that way smarter & more experienced builds, come with the multiple dlcs of space, but there still a long way for that.

[@crusaderofthelowlands3750]

@@mikebloomberg4470 Yeah, apparently some clan called "the astronauts" were invited to test the beta.

[@amattarozzi5729]

Viruses: "Hold my crown"

[@doesntmatter2467]

That's how you no their OP the only effective counter pick are other humans.

[@joj4096]

Audrey Mazz not all viruses have a crown shaped tenticles

[@cic1470]

Seeing EA below crab in intelligence had me dead

[@VELIkiq8]

True

[@irgendwieanders2121]

Only beaten by Ajit Pai...

[@xXWOND3RBR3ADXx]

That intro gave me chills

[@xXWOND3RBR3ADXx]

“gg ez” DEAD

[@MrTromboneGuy]

Intro music is the 'last airbender's

[@laal6290]

xXWOND3RBR3ADXx me too

[@SLIDE-GUY-CHRIS]

Humans need a nerf

[@shermaljones5561]

Same

[@missile_unofficial]

Human brain to human brain: Definitely S tier top rank.

[@UnisRapper]

Bro stop as a rat player HUMANS ARE FRICKING OP. Everytimr I try to invade their bases I end up getting trapped in some weird liquid they crafted and I get an instant game over.

[@UnisRapper]

Like humans need a nerf PLEASE. I just wanna play the game

[@bable6314]

@@UnisRapper Dude just don't play as a rat.

[@GoldMoonGuy]

@@UnisRapper I suggest you should play as their party members. Us human mains love our party members and take very good care of them.

[@Pybrosherk]

​@@UnisRapper if you want a similar play style but don't want to deal with traps as much, may I suggest racoons. Sometimes humans let their guard down enough that you can steal right from their hands.

[@shottysteve]

highest regards, this is top tier my friend

[@TierZoo]

Thank you :)

[@stevegaming6187]

shottysteve what do you think you’re doing? Make some damn videos

[@davidc.]

shottysteve you got time to comment but don't have time to post a video?

[@technomach9045]

ITS YA BOI SHOTTY STEVE

[@surprisedpikachu4589]

I was the 1,400th person to like this comment 😮

[@radicola8251]

This type of educational vid is absolute genius, the format so easy to digest, thanks so much for these awesome vids

[@arthurcampos2815]

Easy? Not really for a non-gamer imagine a 30 yo person asking what nerfing is I'd say it's more intuitive

[@mexcube51]

@Tyler Nicholson God bloody damn, that was 18 years ago?! Why... is... time...

[@carloscolon1279]

ThePantsJizzer ...relative?!?

[@msjacelover59]

exactly, this is how science should be taught in schools

[@Botassiumm]

There is still people who don't play games ex:(forgive the sterotype) most girls, yound kids, middle aged researchers that doesn't ply games etc

[@aaronfannin8971]

OMG I love the jab at EA and Ajit Pai. So true, too.

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

ajit pai literally sent us back to the internet stone age patch due to his fuckups... we should talk to the devs about removing the "Idiots in Power" DLC from the marketplace.

[@nathanlevesque7812]

@@Atamosk-bu7zt That DLC is so old it predates the Recorded History update.

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Atamosk1221 while I would like to put Trump in the “idiots in power” group, he has done some good. Love him or hate him (I’m in the latter), he’s gonna remain president till the next election. Let’s hope he DOESN’T get reelected.

[@johnbonargo929]

I still think he put ajit too high

[@siryawns5431]

I feel like the human intelligence nerf is slowly being applied across every update

[@kenlie8280]

Damn right you are

[@DaDARKPass]

Na, that's just propaganda some humans made as a troll.

[@kenlie8280]

@@DaDARKPass we are actually not selecting for intelligence anymore

[@JJean64]

@@kenlie8280 CRISPR wants to know your location

[@IceKnight678]

Nah, they're just being louder than before

[@elijahhope4002]

I’m just liking for the avatar intro

[@excalibur6739]

Imagine writing a comment almost 3 years late and getting hearted

[@someone4533]

@@excalibur6739 *cough* 3 months *cough*

[@toper__]

Same, shared it with my friends too

[@jclark5956]

Yeah the intro worked really well

[@mahedul]

@@excalibur6739 I think he accidentally liked it while reading the comments and then decided not to remove it 🤔.

[@chrisjones6864]

I really don’t understand how I survived in the meta so far without this

[@agooolo-w8z]

Chris Jones because human build is OP.

[@_yuri]

Like he said it is OP build even without the intelligence perk

[@outofideas7]

That avatar-style intro was awesome

[@decentish8546]

Humans are so op that they’ve had to start large scale fights with each other just for an interesting matchup.

[@omegasoldier382]

Combining zoology and gaming?Guys, I think I have finally done it.I have found the greatest of youtube channels.

[@danialamin252]

Also: Humans are omnivores so they can receive their nutrients from different sources. We are at lower chances of starving out than those animals who rely on specific diets such as cats, deers, etc.

[@danialamin252]

@@therewasoldcringe yeah but you get the point that human diet is diverse and humans can survive from different food sources for some time, unlike some other animals

[@danialamin252]

@@therewasoldcringe True

[@snarckys3063]

@@therewasoldcringe that's just wrong, humans can definitely go and thrive on a plant diet, also, recommending to go on a pure carnivore diet for resolving health problems is probably one of the worst recommendations possible to give...

[@danialamin252]

@@therewasoldcringe 😂

[@LaserXP101]

@@therewasoldcringe you can't survive on primarily meat. We aren't able to gain enough nutrients from it. If you do that you will die

[@thejiggler7780]

Everyone’s talking about the opening, but nobody appreciates the jungle book outro.

[@FrancisR420]

The Jiggler oh my gosh I love that outro

[@FrancisR420]

Makes me want to watch The Jungle Book

[@TheSilence1]

We need to show King Louie some love.

[@resq2nick]

That's because avatar the last Airbender is better then the jungle book

[@zsan157]

“Today we’ll talk about the build that changed the world” followed by the slow pan to the human cave painting gives me chills every time

[@beanisbeanis7387]

I love how human mains when they first started hunting would just run there prey to death

[@danielpirez381]

I mean it was the early META to be fair, most strategies were still not explored since devs never really dropped the patch notes. They just released the content and expected the player base to test it, that's why it got so unbalanced so quickly. Hopefully the Nuclear Expansion can balance some things, though I'm still concerned about the Devs releasing new content without patching the latest version's several bugs and power creep.

[@qwert314oderwat]

@@danielpirez381 don't forget climate change expansion, upcoming AI expansion might bring some changes, and even pandemic expansions might rebalance the game in the future

[@danielpirez381]

@@qwert314oderwat I hope they are more than balance patches, although I'm really excited for the singularity Expansion pack.

[@Lorixe]

@@qwert314oderwat upcoming ai expansion is the most propable reason for the downfall of humans from the top. Climate change and nuclear war nor pandemics are nearly as propable reason than AI.

[@Blank-rc2lg]

Yes

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Humans are so OP they score instant kills completely on accident and never claim the loot because it's not valuable enough to even justify stopping their mounts. Good for Scavanger players, though.

[@angeluriel2725]

I can't stop laughing at the "completely on accident" part 😂😂😂

[@GotPotatoes24]

Tbf it's mostly our mounts that do that, not we ourselves. Although we did craft those very mounts, so.

[@ChunkeM0nkey]

Barley Sixseventwo I think you just described a hit and run 😧

[@gia257]

he described a hit and run 😧

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Actually I was describing roadkill.

[@aaronnikels5706]

Let’s be honest, most of us are here just to see humans get ranked S-tier and then each flex our OP intelligence and superiority to other mains

[@shpidnlershpidl5239]

Fr. Theres nothing more flattering than knowing youre the number one by far

[@DreamFearless]

...is that seriously why you're here?

[@ironwarriornlm]

Damn skippy

[@mikeock2087]

Yes

[@acedaybreaker2545]

Not to mention sweat regen and throwing stuff super hard

[@chris26462]

Genius intro, never thought the avatar intro would blend in so well.

[@vjm3]

If you're depressed with your life try to look at it this way: No matter how dumb you are, you're the best overall build in the TierZoo meta game.

[@EmmaDancesNever]

Even the best build is useless if played by a shit player.

[@vjm3]

shit player could still curve stomp an Aye aye, or a pathetic TARDigras. Everything is relative.

[@Foojum]

vjm3 In all my filth, I'm still better than the jaguar. Wow.

[@comfee]

neet-weeb effect: 80% drop in social tree 60% drop in productivity power, defense and HP growth per level rate has been decreased by 65% much needed nerf that was introduced in pop culture DLC

[@Makem12]

purple now a dozen more nerfs like that and it'll be a competition.

[@dwigtschrude]

I’ve only ever heard human players try to say the human build isn’t OP

[@kevgmei]

True, but I've only heard that from clumsy players who have a hard time figuring out how the build works.

[@Keithustus]

Especially the human mains that didn’t choose melanin.

[@GY-bd9bo]

@@Keithustus even among those who did, honestly. It's a stupid trend in the human community

[@yeng1855]

It is a debuff that grows over time called, "Low Self-esteem."

[@smallone2351]

Don't be too hard on them, they're probably new players that accidentally picked high skilled class. They would be better playing beginner friendly classes like monkey or something.

[@joshanthony4783]

Quality every time my dude. That intro was 10/10.

[@waluigimourner8071]

Avatar: TLA reference automatic win

[@a-ha7279]

wow neat

[@SegaDreamcast-w7y]

You definitely have to be one of my favorite KZbinrs. I like how unique your content is, and I’ve never seen any other channels that do what you do. You’ve earned my subscription

[@joefosh]

Lion: my roar scares everyone so much i don't even need my power Human: *fires a gun in the air*

[@joefosh]

@@aaa-mu9ud good for you buddy

[@yourdad7682]

@@joefosh okkk

[@yinposter]

Lion:Oh now I know why

[@alnu8355]

Animals run around showing off their Strength and Speed. Everyother Animal: Ha! Why would anyone play these weak hairless apes! Humans unlock "Create Fire". Every other animal: Wat?

[@Saurabh_Tewari007]

Humans: pets lion and give them belly rub

[@poffpoff1]

You forgot the humans most powerful unlock ability. When Intelligence is maxed out you unlock the legendary ability "skill share" which lets humans, who would otherwise be a specialist build (making them less OP), easily multiclass in the mid-end game. Since the intelligence grows over time, and humans have the highest modifier this is allowed. This means a max level medic support can boost and powerlevel other humans to reach that level, allowing for them to, over time, become even better. This is how humans have been able to forge legendary grade loot allowing all those things. You also mentioned HP could not be increased, but their forged legendary-tier loot has allowed for "increased regeneration" allowing humans to survive diseases and even wounds from their own one-hit-KO super weapons. Levels in medicine has also allowed for "extended lifespan" perk, allowing some humans to live past 100. The meta purpose was for them to be able to skill-share for a longer time, but earth found this exploit (increasing game-time -> increases intelligence -> increases medicine -> increases game-time -> ...) to be a little to OP and nerfed this by capping the intelligence over game-time to a set time limit. Maybe this was overcorrected a little, since many end-game human players experience bugs in their systems and detriments to their stats they didn't expect when first starting.

[@adrianarroyo937]

I've heard some humans are working on a new spell to delete the debuff "old", which would allow the exploit (game-time -> intelligence -> medicine -> game time -> everything). If they succeed, that could be the most OP spell ever

[@Thaddius0]

there is no doubting that Humans are definitely the top playable class currently. However, this expansion will end soon and I heard the Artificial Intelligence in the next one is completely overpowered

[@seanwhitman8353]

And let's not forget the biggest point in the room: the high intelligence stat allows for the single greatest skill in the game: True Crafting. Although some mains can use tools or farm, humans can actually combine tools and materials found in game and make them into superior items. This results in incredibly broken gameplay, as many human weapons can one shot even some of the strongest non human mains. And humans on mounts have been observed to glitch the game at certain speeds.

[@360noscopehardcoreminecraf3]

in the "are humas op" video, he adressed skill share

[@Papershire]

* skill sponsored by skillshare xD

[@StormySquad1]

Just that intro deserves a like

[@anthonybrock846]

The humble thank you for reaching 250k subs knowing he now has over 3 million made me smile. I love this channel and so glad to see it succeed!

[@enderman_of_d00m24]

WARNING!: Humans are trying to find ways to make the Dinorsaur builds viable again! DEVES! Do something about this!

[@Knyex]

Humans are trying to make their own Mars server where they'd have literally zero concurrence. How they haven't been nerfed into the ground is beyond me.

[@boskonikolic8961]

Enderman_of_D00M We're so op that we're starting to act like the devs of the game and bringing metas back to life, but also destroying them.

[@enbyjedi]

It appears the devs have been rolling out a new "climate change" update patch. While it seems to nerfing mostly amphibian, fish and other player classes, I think the intention might be to ultimately nerf the human player class.

[@nmheath03]

But the reptiles would get a huge buff from it,so wouldn't it lead to a similar situation as the dinosaur builds?

[@enbyjedi]

nmheath03 I don't think the devs are paying attention to the consequences of the update, or else they would roll it back. The bug report is ridiculously full of issues.

[@Niko-Marino]

Im very glad i picked human

[@noaccount4]

Just be careful. There's a few pathogen PKers who have specced in anti-human builds. I still remember when that one Black Plague player completely rinsed the human meta, and there's loads of copy-cats who've tried to emulate their success. If you're not equipping medicine and using your xp to develop the immune system skill tree, you're leaving yourself open to disease classes.

[@DrLocko]

John Merces I saw somebody use an alien build... I thought that was beta?

[@dulguunmurunbarsbold210]

Dr. Lock bloody hackers...

[@watam8]

That's not supposed to be released until the Space Exploration 33.7 update. I've only seen an alien player once and the devs quickly banned them and people think they were never real in the first place.

[@buetiblal]

human is cheese why dont you actually git gud and play amphibian

[@daveshn]

>No middle tier at all. It's like there's a missing link.

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Your joke is underated, good one man 👍

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Indeed. *it's as if, though.

[@IbexGundyr]

I agree with the first comment this joke is so underrated. It actually made me laugh out loud.

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

I do not understand? But it is probably a good joke

[@daveshn]

@@flowerthencrranger3854 Missing link in primates.

[@sixoffcenter80]

Would love to see a carnivores plant tier list

[@JacobAwsum]

Aren't plants NPCs?

[@ZorroVulpes]

I don't know why I love your channel so much every time you refer to biology as a game mechanic i crack up so much

[@miguelarturo8500]

Black mamba: I have a powerful venom. Human: *Throws Novichok nerve gas*

[@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315]

Miguel Arturo *Throws axe bomb*

[@monstamos13]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gilbertplays]

Human: Synthecises Mamba venom.

[@amogusinsuster9560]

Human: *holds jaw shut and twists neck*

[@MrStephansucks]

*defangs mamba puts video on youtube will it blend? Black mamba

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

humans have the most OP professions in the game crafting cooking alchemy enchanting tailoring leather working blacksmithing fishing trap building first aid medical skill engineering and building and the deadliest most OP glitch-y Fu**kery skill of all time humans can share levels and EXP

[@tomasvods8348]

ive been playing human build for 14 years now and i still havent figured out how to share xp??

[@stormblade2510]

Dragon Tomas You probably have, but you have to unlock the “Teaching” human specialization to make it more efficient. You also need to be in the mid-game, between 19-40 years old, to unlock this specialization, sadly.

[@tomasvods8348]

@@stormblade2510 ohhhh i think i have mistaken what was sharing xp :D thanks for the clearification i will go share this info eith my clan

[@stormblade2510]

Dragon Tomas Not a problem!

[@AlexSmith-jj9ul]

You forgot fire crafting. This allows humans to fed of cold weather and wolves with ease. Fire is really helpful to keep wolves away because they fear the blaze like most animals you just have to make sure that the fire has enough fuel and is hot enough to keep them away.

[@QuasarKen009]

This made me proud and grateful to have chosen the human as my main build.

[@Walkingdog1000]

This is easily one of my all time favorite channels. You have yet to make a bad video.

[@Oscar4u69]

he won't, he takes the time and effort to always make top notch content

[@رجلاً-مجهول]

yet? lol

[@MarcoRosales]

“EA” and “Ajit Pai” at the bottom 😂😂😂

[@richardscerra3555]

Marco Rosales I saw that and lost my shit

[@TheCyborgMC]

Yeah, I woke up the neighborhood laughing at that one...

[@jek_si2251]

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment"

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

Jek_si by paying to use the internet

[@stanggt5090]

Lol yeah he killed the internet... wait.

[@Keanine]

This is the strangest educational channel out there, and I love it

[@zachaustin5225]

I love this list because of the fact that it actually spends part of the runtime of the video focusing on humans. They are mentioned a lot in almost every other video but I think it would be super cool to see a deeply comprehensive video on their evolution and rise to power in the meta. Speaking as an Osprey player myself, I know that non-human players could benefit from a video done specifically on them. I would also bet many human monies on the idea that humans would find a video on themselves extremely entertaining as your video style is top tier!

[@JukesMcGee]

EA and Ajit Pai holy fuck I lost it. I love this channel.

[@resq2nick]

Yeah I didn't see that the first time I watched it but when I saw it I lost it too

[@Cthorlhu]

Was just about to comment on that as well but ya beat me to it

[@yay842]

Time stamp?

[@Devine3190]

Omg just saw this lmfaoo.

[@abyssstrider2547]

I would of liked, but I think it should stay at 666

[@lillyie]

Humans are so overpowered they got bored and TK'd each other

[@LinardsZ]

For 10k years I think

[@gilbertplays]

@@LinardsZ We TK'd other human species to extinction.

[@JR-fp9rm]

Lunatic Lunala it’s too bad people don’t get kicked for team killing

[@prodfife]

the only true counter to a human is another human

[@iemgei7309]

They even started there own special event around update 19.14-19.17 called ww1 and it happened twice

[@adrianpaul1985]

meanwhile in the ape community tierzoo gorilla: Gorilla is the strongest species

[@Superp2gamer]

but tools with more range than anything else in the game

[@Supergolem12345]

Humans: Say hello to my little friend

[@samuraijackoff5354]

Guns and sharp objects will beat any muscle

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

@@samuraijackoff5354 Don't forget bombs and missiles.

[@evenaleksanderlorch-falch4837]

@@samuraijackoff5354 Still dont beat monke

[@Craven_Moorehead]

The human guild is quite dedicated and even organise their own community events, apparently they plan on taking one of the low res maps from out of draw distance and adding it to the game.

[@MoffMuppet]

It should be noted that the human class has one big downside just from their mechanics. They have one of the slowest progressions in the entire game. It takes most humans over 10 years before they can start respawning, and even then they need another 10 years to reach their full build, which in total often accounts for at least 25% of their entire playtime. This is significantly lower than pretty much any other build, aside from many of the bigger flora builds. It can also be a bit complicated to play as a human, as they have a whole bunch of subclasses to choose from, such as "Programmer" or "Barista", and it can be difficult to tell which one will best fit your playstyle. This is not an in-game class feature however, but rather something that is enforced by the human guilds on their members.

[@alexanderm5728]

Well, that's where the advanced Social Structure comes in. Pretty much nullifies the slow development.

[@htoodoh5770]

Alexander M I like how you make it like a game.

[@rexmann1984]

It has nullified the slow development but humans almost got wiped out in the beginning. When humans had only rocks and pointy sticks they weren't nearly as OP as they are now. The tech and wisdom trees are definitely the most OP trees to delve into but the cost is a very slow start with a minimal amount of players. Even with all their advantages many groups ended up quitting the game because the wisdom tree can be a double edged sword. If you get it wrong you could end up sacrificing other players just to ensure a good rainy season.

[@MoffMuppet]

I dunno, I think advanced Social Structure isn't the only factor to human domination. There is also the unassuming Teaching skill. Yeah, I think the devs kind of messed up when they implemented the Teaching skill, which lets one player pass certain skills on to other players with little to no EXP-cost. Humans are far from the only players to utilize the Teaching skill, for example cats tend to use it in order to show new cat players how to gank mice and rats. And the core concept of it is well-intended, it makes it so that higher-level players can give skills to lower-level players to help them survive the early-game. The thing nobody accounted for is that the Teaching skill becomes more powerful the more Intelligence the player using it has combined with how much Intelligence the subject has. This means that when both of them reach a certain point in Intelligence the player using the skill can theoretically pass on ALL their skills to the new player. And you can learn skills from more than one player at a time, on top of whatever skills you may learn on your own. This, combined with the fact that high Intelligence lets you learn more skills overall means that humans can in theory just keep teaching each other different skills to utilize. I think the Teaching skill is supposed to be offset by the fact that it takes a long time to teach more advanced skills, but the devs kind of forgot one more thing they implemented: low-level players have a bonus that makes it far easier for them to learn new skills than higher-levelled players. And for humans, whose low-level progression takes several years, this bonus is in play for far longer than normal. It means that IF they can survive the early-game they can in theory have accumulated more skills than any other class. This skill, combined with the Social Structure which helps negate several of the drawbacks of a long early-game, is what I think has truly allowed humans to dominate.

[@alexanderm5728]

Well, that's power creep for you.

[@Dontdrinklean6]

The simple fact that we can even watch this video is proof we’re OP

[@alexia3552]

I love that our social structure comes second to eusocial insects. Heavily deserved for both us and the insects

[@nenmaster5218]

I am worried the next Patch is Muffled lOgic and Broken Reasoning growing; means: Flat-Earth, Conspiracy-Theories and Religion overpowering the Rest of the world... i am very worried about that...

[@SIE3114]

They also hard counter humans, so wack

[@kousand9917]

I mean I would argue we way outclass eusocial insects but other than humans they are undoubtedly the most complex.

[@alexekstrand8255]

@@SIE3114 I suggest equpping a specialized anti-insect suit and using the insect spray or electric flyswatter against an insect. Drastically improves your matchup!

[@Hakasedess]

@@kousand9917 Our social structures' relative complexity isn't really what's being commented on, though. While we're both examples of highly complex and effective structures, the insects have us beat owing to factors like effective use of their collective biomass, not leaving perfectly functional worker drones to starve or otherwise die to the elements and wasting productive capacity, an effectively bottom-up organizing approach rather than the human tendency to organize all projects from the top down, often ultimately sacrificing quality for the benefit of the organizers, as well as a level of literal selflessness and dedication to the collective that frankly humans seem biologically incapable of replicating. The damn things don't even have laws or law enforcement because their only threats come from the outside. We can hardly say the same.

[@o5-1-formerlycalvinlucien60]

Can't believe that Outside is this popular. It has quintillions of players, all with such a variety of play styles and metas for different builds.

[@houston3987]

Some serious avatar the last air bender nostalgia there at the beginning

[@geniusaccidental3805]

TierZoo: Humans sweat so they don't need to pant Me, a human main: still pants after running for 2 mins

[@kamarulariff9604]

@3rd Way yup

[@AllonKirtchik]

Also, you sweat less without pants

[@somberflight]

Maybe if you weren't such a fatass you wouldn't be like that.

[@MrJonathon08]

Think about it tho, those two abilities stack!

[@coolbean2506]

@@somberflight oh sweet, you unlocked the "being a jackass" ability!

[@finnishboy5923]

Reasons why humans are so OP 1. Ability to boost nearly every stat to max. 2. Ridiculous stamina regeneration. 3. Ability to tame other players 4. Highest intelligence ever 5. High social structure Negatives: 1. Low *natural* defense To add to all this: the most effective mounts are by far the Sr-71 Blackbird for aerial. m1a2 Abrams for land. USS Gerald R. Ford for water. USS Alaska for underwater. Most effective weapon that is reasonably lightweight for humans to carry: (this obviosly excludes nukes, missiles, etc.) RK95 because it uses 7.62 ammunition which has high energy and it is also very reliable. Throw sand in, it works. Sink it in mud, works. A reasonable alternative would be the SAKO TRG 42 to kill larger players like elephants. Best armor (apart from mounts) Ballistic vest Knee pads Elbow pads Ballistic helmet and never forget regular clothes underneath and throw some ghillie on top and boom, practically immune to most guns.

[@DraoxxMusic]

You forgot masturbation +++

[@nolongeraperson]

Negative list continued 3. Bad social grouping 4. Occasional mental instability Both of these cons lead to the human class preying upon their own and possibly every other class in the meta for no reasonable explanation, with no sign of change coming soon. Going too far into the Religion or Science tree will inevitably cause the class to nerf itself.

[@typhoonhurricane18]

Their HP isnt among the highest, but it's not low by any means. Humans can take hits that would be game ending for other builds and keep on going

[@denisl2760]

Human intelligence is way too high, it should be nerfed before they gain self-awareness, break out of the matrix, and take over the game developers' world.

[@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

As was already mentioned, the mental illness debuff is a major issue with humans and arguably makes it a low tier option. No other guild uses the suicide ability more than humans. If human mains were satisfied with their "top tier" characters, why quit and restart? Some players just quit and just uninstall the game.

[@felixdogan6776]

The beginning still gets me so hyped after years man I love your work

[@tobfog]

At the height of their dominance... They were nerfed I'm laughing way too much for this

[@Cottonmouth255]

The Avatar theme fucking sells it tho.

[@tobfog]

Cottonmouth255 whats wrong with avatar theme?

[@damagelmao4975]

He said it was good, he wasn't complaining XD

[@tobfog]

Damage Lmao 2edgy4me

[@chrisjones6864]

Freaking exactly dude

[@MrAntomono]

Damn man, that intro was awesome :) Keep at it, your videos are awesome!!!!!!!

[@youngjoseph6319]

MrAntomono avatar the last airbender

[@dermetaller15]

1:17 I like how you put EA and Ajit Pai at the bottom of the intelligence scale. I love the subtle little details you always add to your videos.

[@kaydenchan7093]

He really implies that EA (and their employers) are not human XD

[@Snakey_snek]

lol

[@ZombryaTheDark]

I subbed immediately when I saw that. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Brilliant

[@Temerityofficial21201]

Yeah lmaoo

[@lionkingchinesebootlegNES]

How are octopuses smarter then crows, but in the same time this is made 4 years ago.

[@epicsheep9004]

Despite being mainly consisting of assholes, humans know how to be a very chill playerbase

[@Bigzthegreat]

yeah the human playerbase are pretty salty, i've been trying to play a couple bear builds and had to kill a human, then my game ended after one with an OP weapon shot me.

[@ygotsvlog3762]

@@Bigzthegreat i also tried that but i got locked up also how do you play a bear build?

[@Echo_Recon_01]

Water based builds: come try to test us Hairless primates. Humans:Unleash contamination skills

[@matthewmammothswine4395]

I used to be sad when hearing about animals going extinct. Now I realize they were just low tier trash and quitters that didn't take the simple advice of getting good scrub.

[@axles6242]

Ikr smh animals are so so trash compare to humans

[@italucenaz]

This is only true to animals that went extinct naturally, humans going to a place, killing all members of a species and going back to their homes far from there is just using hack to destroy other players fun for absolutelly no reason

[@dexodon3304]

@@italucenaz They chose to level up the wrong stats. It’s kinda their fault

[@av-jb5hm]

@@dexodon3304 Nothing can kill humans, unless they are close and the humans don't have any item in their inventory or hotbar. When humans appeared, they dominated the meta. Now with all the advanced technology, nothing stands a chance against humans. The animals aren't to blame, we are simply too smart and strong.

[@hoodiexslime4580]

tbh im kinda sad that the cheetah build is gonna go its so fun its my main build

[@jeikowb]

1:19 - Crab - _EA_ - *_A J I T P A I_*

[@cube_2593]

Saw that too💀

[@awildcrusader5033]

EA

[@awildcrusader5033]

[EA]

[@awildcrusader5033]

(EA)

[@ttnn8780]

What's wrong with that? 👀

[@marvinvillasana9648]

this is the most creative channel i'm subscribed to

[@megabuster3940]

Marvin Villasana I second that notion!

[@lemone630]

4:57 You know your build's good when not even a Hippo main is stupid enough to rush you

[@Grandflea02]

Human mains: Humans aren't that OP. Other builds are waaaaay better. Literally every other build in the game: *You have no idea what you're talking about.*

[@Coolhalo]

Zootycoon sub specialist broken tbh

[@noox13]

This exactly what some ppl say when they main broken shit in games. XD

[@qwert314oderwat]

Talking about long time success of the guild or number of players humen are easily outclassed by ants for example.

[@smallone2351]

​@@qwert314oderwat But that's just one aspect tho. Overall, human is the best species in the game.

[@klbzplb]

Im not a human main. I chose the human build to test it and see if i like it. I didnt.

[@patchbeard]

Oh my god, that Avatar intro!

[@Mason-vw8ep]

patchbeard I was thinking the same thing

[@elbosso4747]

It brought tears into my eyes

[@onecommunistboi]

Gotta love The last Airbender

[@AvatarCritic]

It always brings joy to my heart to see references to Avatar I make videos about Avatar, if anyone is interested.

[@_booth7992]

Weirdly i felt sorta proud when he was talking about how good humans are, before i remembered that everybody watching this is also a human...

[@siyacer]

Or are they?

[@kkb218]

@@siyacer Micheal, is that you?

[@Sillimant_]

@Falon Kissee so not only are you, what 9 years old? You're also uncultured, good to know

[@Blue_Battalion]

Plot twist: an ape stole someones phone and is watching this video

[@three-bark1928]

But my friend is a cat main and he's also watching