How Humans Broke the Game

[@pinkpuff8562]

Everyone gangsta until the naked primates start getting multi kills from 30+ meters away

[@fahim102]

*primates

[@UncleMerlin]

Everyone gangsta till the homosapiens start shootin

[@Regunes]

This is hilarious

[@sopphi]

Everyone gangsta til the invention of the superior siege weapon that can launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters.

[@merma9042]

@@sopphi The Trebuchet?

[@GavinSchafer]

Humans broke the game so much they started making games inside of the game to entertain them

[@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168]

yup

[@daksharora6618]

@Moose_RL I've heard that the mars expansion is coming pretty soon.

[@boofpack3642]

Humans are so op we made mini games based on the mini games we play in the main game

[@Martbeats]

This comment deserves a trophy

[@Moneymyke357]

Gameception

[@Procrastian]

Humans are so OP that we can take care of different mains because we feel like it. No other build in the history of the game has single handedly brought multiple species out of the "endangered" category while also bringing them there in the first place.

[@sliveriousthegamer1174]

You mean them almost switching mains?

[@therobloxiangang3218]

I'm trying to get people to recognize the axolotl main as "weak" so more people will team with them.

[@dudono1744]

endangered species = low tier builds

[@SCP-TheVoiceBehindMe-lf5om]

God builds joined the chat

[@rein7923]

But Their Pay To Win :(

[@PixelatedWasStolen]

Did this man just make me watch human history and turn it into a gaming reference!?

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

Yep... This is one of those channels that expands your mind in a fascinating and odd way. Fun and science aren't easy to balance, trust me.

[@infiniteaj8688]

Absolutely....he got me too, and I have zero complaints.

[@aaronpridemore1447]

Yes, welcome to Tierzoo!

[@NinjaAdorable]

New here?😂😂

[@TheInternet_Explorer]

What are you talking about? Are you new to the game?

[@diegoloxoro]

90% of the playerbase: high int is useless. Primate griefers: what if I max int lmao.

[@npc7724]

When u make character just to troll and end up almost destroying everything.

[@imaboisir7227]

They forgot mages existed now we banned them from getting it

[@Otgel]

when ur int is so high it breaks the skill counter and u manage to be literal milions of years ahead of anything else.

[@bluemaster75]

Int is only good when you have other tings to use it with, like hands with thumbs. Trust me, a dog main that tries out a human main wishes the int stat was higher.

[@JossLun]

Don't forget enough charisma to befriend dogs, submit elephants and form groups with millions of players

[@MazorKuziaki]

Best part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans. Worst part of playing a human: Your only real threat is other humans.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Not exactly true. You also have to deal with natural disaster events and the new Covid update as threats. And sometimes rarely you die to a different build.

[@GhostEmblem]

To humanity the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.

[@IdkIdk-cl4vp]

You know what really sucks tho, the human builds Teeth, they have to use their tools (Braces, surgery, brushing teeth)to fix it, but that only delays the inevitable. Cavities, unaligned jaw.

[@nichsulol4844]

@Jason Lee obtain stealth item nanotech

[@extraordinarytv5451]

@@nichsulol4844 can't wait for the the human faction to learn how to master the AI update and create their own artificial builds.

[@than7831]

Back on the earlier days there's one legendary human player that glitched the system by walking on water and removing ailments and debuffs.

[@wuhhlfarg5578]

I heard of a human Player who had a insane KD Just by using meele weapons his Name was Achilles i think rumor has it that he got one-hit-crit by some Low Level scrub

[@joon8731]

Apparently he was the son of the dev named god.

[@stevenbartel5008]

Just a hacker, already banned

[@romanminaster5180]

Wasn't the Hackers Username Jesus_Christ ? I heard he died and was able to respawn in a cave at the level he died at! Wasn't he banned?

[@alexspirit3458]

He wasn't banned. He moved on to a new server that is known as the heavenly sandbox. They say he left behind instructions on how to enter the server and is even preparing us a place in it.

[@danielszilagyi9112]

I love how the creator of the video presented this concept in such a way that it wasn't only fun to make, but it is also fun and entertaining to watch. I love when people get creative.

[@flockoGuwop]

💯💯💯

[@triangulum8869]

Imagine being the most powerful predator and suddenly the stupid monkey a few meters away just killed you by looking at you and throwing a stick

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Some stupid monkey: Git good scrub!

[@happyloudbrute33]

I were a cheetah main, it happened to me all the time, it was frustrating dude, that’s why I switched classes

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

@@happyloudbrute33 to what

[@gamercat8109]

Imagine being an Apex Predator running at a weird ape and all of a sudden they pull out a gun and insta kill you

[@uhohLungJuice]

@@happyloudbrute33 What was it like being a Cheetah main? I picked human, and ran the flight skill tree

[@aniellord7088]

Devs: Gives human intelligence buffs Humans: *Creates rocket science to discover easter eggs outside the main in-game map

[@names_are_useless]

The Devs clearly have a whole universe of expanded content, they're just waiting for the Player Base to actually explore it. Too bad Humans are so stuck in their Faction Politics that they haven't bothered traveling further then the Moon Server.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@names_are_useless Humans are too advanced in Int stats they created a virus to nerf themselves.

[@user-id1yz5ur8m]

XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX - Humans didn’t create Covid lmao

[@LordPoompaDoompa]

Kill me Now devs were probably trying to use the classic natural selection strat so that humans can actually explore the other maps, earth is good and all but honestly theres not much left to look like

[@lombebwalya1265]

Can't wait for content that'll release beings with higher intelligence

[@2nd100k]

Dave the dev : "wow the game seems to finally be balanced Humans: "let us introduce ourselves"

[@nathanmorton7728]

The post Dino meta was DEFINITELY not balanced lmao. Mammoths, Sabertooths, Hyenas and the like absolutely bodied the other builds until humans got balance and sweat.

[@blackchrysler]

its "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@Burn_Angel]

Hervibores: we finally are so damn big that no predator can eat us Humans: im about to end this mans whole career

[@matthewmast485]

FanC_LP Actually it’s “let ourselves introduce ourselves”

[@shards7992]

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[@natashaprice1030]

Humans even managed to unlock the ability of flying like birds and managing to travel to space

[@adamkg3215]

The crafting skill tree is getting insanely long and complex. There's no single player that can even keep track of all of it much less unlock even half of it.

[@SheksgemWhepdo]

The only build to explore far away servers that other builds can't even think of lmao.

[@YoutubeWatch-c3b]

@@adamkg3215Yea, but then Humans use the ability “write”, which allows them to pass down new tech in conjunction with the “read” ability

[@collectiusindefinitus6935]

The thing the humans were able to do by abusing the physics engine are wild.

[@johnbailey5835]

Humans are so op that instead of fighting other builds, they started fighting each other just for fun

[@imortalwolf9098]

They are sparing 😂🤣

[@hardlette2950]

Whoa so you also watch tierzoo

[@justsomeguy1014]

Well unfortunately some humans have the stupidity debuff and fight other humans for meaningless reasons which has greatly limited the human players ability to thrive

[@aliteral_watermelonz3940]

@@justsomeguy1014 I don't like it either but it balances to game if we don't fight each other they'd probably create a new tier

[@nichsulol4844]

@@imortalwolf9098 human sneaking ablities to stealing copied piece of tech object in room

[@seapot9675]

the ice age was just a christmas event-update

[@amogusinsuster9560]

Turtle Meat yah but the devs got lazy and forgot to change it

[@Petaurista13]

Probably yep, as everyone seems to forgot it happened. Climate changes, end orf Earth". Nope, it's problem for us not Earth. Earth was fine after multiple ice ages. Although I don't want IA, I hate low temperature.

[@victardoold]

the neantertals where humans with winter exclusive skins

[@amogusinsuster9560]

Nemo TheEight well it will still cause some problems

[@joshuasmedstad8916]

Ya the dev just wanted to see how long the new Christmas holiday update should be

[@rocketpanda9192]

Humans are a meme build that actually turned out OP. Imagine the first player that went like, my character will be big brain monke. Everyone probably laughed at him.

[@ricefarmer-kr4yv]

Him now: who is laughing now

[@amayyaduvanshi2706]

@@ricefarmer-kr4yv he really f*cked all of them up

[@mithuns7960]

Lol, my large land mammal build will crush your weak monkey build lol. *Gets poked with pointy stick*

[@brainwashingdetergent4128]

Should have seen it coming. Horns teeth and built in weapons are cool but they have no versatility. Arms and fingers are low attack/defense but have maxed versatility so obviously when paired with a big brain build the arms become OP.

[@mithuns7960]

@@brainwashingdetergent4128 exactly, imagine being super intelligent but constrained by your body. Like a snake with a human brain would be

[@abdulmalekrk3693]

Other build: develop claws, strong bits and jumping abilities. Human build: Let’s sweat

[@-ZM_Gaming-]

Lets be sweats and casually gank a lion with a Legendary crafting sniper rifle

[@dobeikwan3684]

@@-ZM_Gaming-crafting? most of us human mains Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location

[@quickhallsshow576]

We pro

[@DareDa-g7r]

​@@-ZM_Gaming-actually pretty unfair bro was getting 1 v 5

[@mr-cactus1519]

Its also important to mention that the ingame chat for the Human class is no longer dependent on proximity because of the improvements to their crafting.

[@ilovecakecanihaveapiece]

Their abilities are quite interesting, but I feel like they're weaker than people claim. They're just getting more OP

[@specialism640]

@@ilovecakecanihaveapiece some of the more older players crap on newer humans builds because they don’t put enough skill points into intelligence

[@lojika1majik]

@@specialism640 it’s more so a side effect of the humans high intelligence stat and memory perk. The ‘Nostalgia’ status effect is in debate if it is a buff or rebuff because it improves charisma with other human builds but also reduces charisma in other situations. It’s a strange bag really, and as someone who doesn’t have a high nostalgia status effect yet, I’ve always found it a bit funny to see the two elder human generations bicker about the new human upgrades.

[@andreassmed2255]

Blaming lack of a high intelligence stat proves you’ve got an abysmally low empathy stat.

[@twiistedpanda4781]

@@specialism640 well that's because older humans put all of their skill points to intelligence so that we can have more base intelligence when we play again from zero and we're gonna do that again so much so we almost break the game

[@tiredbread7]

'Other players are hardly even a challenge' Emu: hold my beer

[@discombobulated2958]

The Great Emu Wars.

[@stylesrj]

Even that was handled by simply unlocking the next tier of fences.

[@kosherkingofisrael6381]

Now its the Kiwis

[@assistant2361]

*a wasp flies into the car*

[@diontheweirdo]

Australia: OH SHIT

[@macleunin]

The biggest problem is that the game has become Pay to Win for humans. Edit: some ppl are taking this comment way too seriously, it’s a joke, chill out.

[@TheBri87]

If humans weren’t playing Pay to Win then we’d game over on civilized society.

[@joelrichter1111]

Nice one...

[@powerinknowledge2392]

@@TheBri87 Not really. Paper currency wasnt popular for an extremely long time and we had extremely advanced societies based around gold or bartering that worked efficiently. Paper money is just more effective

[@rahimmohd578]

What game is this

[@aetherresonant9079]

@@rahimmohd578 You're playing it.

[@ryangreenwood6810]

Don't forget the alliances built with other top tier builds. Factions of two other top builds, the Wolves and the Felines, eventually built an alliance with the human build that allowed them to out compete rival factions and become top of their own builds.

[@emperorshaq]

I love how complex multi national conflicts can be so accurately described with “Infighting is their biggest weakness now”.

[@ineffablebeing4276]

Mr. Spoken Depends on how you define weakness. I see it more of a self refining and self regulating hot fix.

[@kemsatofficial]

Could also be their biggest strength tho

[@jorge8596]

@@ineffablebeing4276 the only wars that don't end up being beneficial are civil wars and an all-out nuclear war

[@Terence.McKenna]

based

[@zmdumpbox2340]

Because it's... true?

[@CodeeXD]

Humans engaged in pvp so they could hyper level their technology and warfare skills. A form of exp cannibalism

[@birdsocks9083]

Didn’t the devs buff diplomacy awhile ago? I think I remember them also nerfing battle/cannibalism in all species with high intelligence?

[@sonicmeerkat]

Nah battling is still stupid powerful. Hell humans have reached the point that they could create an irradiated ice age with their projectiles. Well, more like turrets at this point.

[@CodeeXD]

@@birdsocks9083 they just moved the exp cannibalism to the diplomacy perk

[@birdsocks9083]

CodeeXD Oh! Thank you for clearing that up.

[@wynonatrepas4501]

@@sonicmeerkat now I can fucking see what the tardigrade was doing holy shit

[@jeremyczerner3890]

imagine being a big ass cat and thinking u can outspeed some monkeys with ease than suddenly they appear on the horizon an hour later with their weird sticks

[@Leandro-bj6jh]

It's like the equivalent of a horror movie killer that doesn't run yet still manages to catch up to the victims.

[@hydrolifetech7911]

@@Leandro-bj6jh or like when you log off but a ghost process called nightmare starts spontaneously starts running in the background

[@Lucas-zk2vy]

Attack on Humans season 1

[@norevelation]

what is this called again? something predation?

[@drewgormley6933]

"Beware the upright apes. They seem to be...studying us"

[@youcube3181]

Humans also developed funny little guilds called religions, where they try to guess the identities of the devs

[@5k3m.]

Lol😂

[@tomamateivictor6313]

this is such an underrated comment

[@animecore9226]

Lol best comment

[@gamercentral2417]

There’s also humans who believe there is no “dev.” Just that AI created this game

[@FuhzyLiquids]

​​@@gamercentral2417as one of those players I think it was rng. If there r devs, they really wanted to be anonymous. Being above living comprehension n all

[@farenhite4329]

Every other build: you can’t just spec 99% of your evolution points into intelligence you’ll be unviable! Human: haha stick go poke

[@GamingWithNikolas]

A few thousand years later: Haha hydrogen bomb go bomb.

[@StoneHavel]

"Haha gas chambers go tsssss"

[@EternalRMG]

@@GamingWithNikolas Haha Nuke go boom

[@mj6463]

Haha, 50 goes brrrrrr

[@Steve_evets]

Did you guys read the patchnotes? The new nerf is ruff

[@phillipporter6427]

Bruh, imagine you accidentally choose random when you spawn in and you wake up a fruit fly

[@vanillaannihilation5871]

haha lame

[@Burn_Angel]

Well, that's what you get when you turn on the "Fast Game" option.in the settings menu.

[@kieferplayzftw1324]

Better than accidentally getting tortoise, have to wait around 100 years before you can choose another character to play Atleast fruit fly have a fast game time

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Its why random players get made fun of most of the time. Though it was fun maining Dragonflies during the dinosaurian patches

[@toxicbreath7974]

I have done that a couple times lol

[@sebastiangranreigstad7093]

This channel is S-Tier. But, seriously. This is my favorite channel.

[@sergiontothetop]

Do u mean 🅱️ tier Not rly it's s++ tier

[@ssiddarth]

Couldn't agree with you more

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

This is one of the most creative channels on this platform. You deserve every single sub.

[@memeboi2096]

Teacher: why didnt you go to the bathroom during lunch The bathroom during lunch: 6:02

[@burnedtraveller]

You formed a group?

[@spartanwar1185]

LOL They weren't kidding when they said they were acting like animals in there

[@memeboi2096]

Hey I didn't expect this comment to get this far

[@deathslayer5813]

Boys: we are the master of this art

[@Tzar1]

What is that object on the left side beside the dancer?

[@glenngot6783]

Im on my human playthrough right now and it is really cool with the high intelligence stat. By the way, tip for bird players, do NOT fly inside a human nest through the holes. They are covered with a see through material called glass.

[@thesaint2931]

Thank you for the tip.

[@Bikerider919-23]

Please upload your walkthrough and no commentary please.

[@ivancescka9673]

Dude did you obtain the high math skill? How do i obtain it I'm on level 19 and i still can't get it

[@dragonex4723]

@@ivancescka9673 I found that asking higher leveled players works pretty well

[@plaguedoctor6779]

I am a bird main (corvid) and I love scavenging the carcass near your nests that collide with the glass so dont follow this advice

[@4ae109]

humans got so bored of dominating the weaker classes that they started fighting eachother. what a flex edit: the humans are fighting eachother on computers now.

[@korek8974]

I never thought about it in that way but that true

[@leonardopurpose3157]

garlic69 true true, we didn’t need to worry about other organisms, so ye

[@shadowwsk3507]

@Pouty MacPotatohead xp farm irl

[@gibs-fc4kn]

@@shadowwsk3507 hitler made an xp farm

[@kerbal8691]

Soon those computers will become the top build and dominate the game.

[@LS1PWER]

Great! now my 10 year old gamer kid can understand the science of evolution. Awesome work!

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

Can't wait for the Global Pandemic balancing patch.

[@giacomomassaccesi5856]

Can't wait for the brexit patch.

[@Gallerinium]

humans will get nerfed real bad with that patch

[@Treviisolion]

Not going to lie, somewhat afraid of when that actually goes out, because the test Ebola patch was already scary enough and humans managed to isolate that to just a small African region.

[@slyseal2091]

As soon as this hits the high level countrys they'll just hand out killaura tech. Literally every time for the last 200 bugfixes.

[@Amarganeitor]

Not if we can get dat sweet Thermonuclear War special event first ;^)

[@muffinornothing8412]

Human: oh its a nice wolf Devs: okay? Human: gives wolf bone Devs: what did you just... Human: I have a new best friend

[@namedyukinne4398]

Devs: time to patch it up!

[@danielalex271]

*Nerf to domestical dogs*

[@jamievschannel]

*SVEN JOINED THE GROUP*

[@Mirro18]

Human: THIS IS FRIEND SHAPED! In which we learned that we can build social bonds with a move called "scritches" and there are few creatures immune to it

[@McKeelix]

*Wolf* - persistence hunter, social animal, warm and cuddly, learns quickly, has skills in tracking and melee combat that humans lack *Human* - persistence hunter, social animal, enjoys warmth and cuddling, learns very quickly, has skills in strategy and ranged combat that wolves lack The symbiosis of these two already OP species was pretty much inevitable once they made non-hostile contact.

[@Alithel]

Humans broke the game so badly that even they treat it like a game to each other as a form of entertainment

[@deedatbogabong7415]

Well said

[@jerrellnavs3313]

lol

[@glitchex9121]

Too bad some humans have devolved now

[@LordDirus007]

You just broke the Fourth Wall in the Game.

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24]

We also created items that mimic the game in the game

[@Chocmilk1]

Man I wanna go back to the end of the ice-age patch. It was so fun back then. Nowadays we just sit around without worrying about a thing. Edit: Of course, we have to worry about some things. I apologise for any confusion.

[@handsfortoothpicks]

Humans are working on their own space expansion DLC

[@NumericalConfusion]

@@handsfortoothpicks so close to affording it and yet so far :,(

[@MenacingWithVideos]

We have a climate change patch coming up. The devs are going to make a lot of changes in response to how the humans were playing in the last hundred years. They already put out some more intense natural disaster world events as a little teaser for what's to come.

[@MrA6060]

i wouldn't say we don't worry about a thing. many worry about food and homes because we fucked up the meta and very little people benefit from a large amoung of people and are not helping each other

[@quaestor856]

Except for the money which we need to grind constantly in order to continue playing and completing the main quest. Not only we are the most OP class, we are also the one and only "pay to play" class.

[@FelipeJaquez]

Humans: "woops we learned how to throw rocks accurately, guess we won the evolutionary arms race!"

[@peytonfryer5700]

Literally an ARMS race

[@j-core2895]

nice pun

[@FilthyGaijin]

Monke learned to throw a rock and as stick. Gg ez lions. Get rekt

[@thenoseguy]

I wish we could play on old servers. I miss the days of funny walking monkey.

[@tgreg9542]

Our first step at using Mother Earth as a tool

[@Nikkstein]

Remember in the 60s where there was a glitch where you could go out of bounds with a very specific rocket build and go to the unplayable area of space.

[@stickguy6673]

I mean you still can, and there are still some human players up there.

[@Nikkstein]

@@stickguy6673 yeah but they patched it so that its more expensive as to not ruin the economy of the game. Theres also not much there but its a feature now. Funny how glitches can turn into features

[@esco5593]

One of my friends who is a human main said that the United States of America clan is trying to do this again, but this time they're going to go even further out of the playable area

[@Saikocide]

@@esco5593 how have they not patched this yet? This is really game breaking

[@stevenbartel5008]

@@Nikkstein no just like every other glitch they are bored thats why no one use this glitch anymore

[@josephigrokawski901]

Devs: Finally, a semi balanced game. Humans: I'ma about to ruin this man's career

[@Wallucks.]

WHAT CAREER!?

[@calisthenicswar4300]

@@Wallucks. I understand the reference

[@jeremywong4235]

Boom, bam, bop Bada-bop-boom, pow

[@Britishmajestic]

Devs: *introduce the ability for humans to create nukes* "hehe, problem solved".

[@benpotter6832]

@Eric Lee They have such a large and dedicated playerbase that they can just sit back and chill for the rest of their career

[@TheD270]

The choice of vocabulary here is daaaaaaaaaaamn good. Top tier content, absolutely stunning!!

[@Ro321chile]

History books: War Cultured bois: PvP

[@unknownherrscher]

battle royale yeaaahhh!!! 😂

[@brickyy3106]

Pathfinder: Dibs

[@nnnnnnnnn8888]

Minecraft : HungerGames

[@joksizantos7520]

Team Deatmatch

[@generalpootis3875]

Its not PvP its CvC (country vs country) which is a very large PvP

[@evocative01]

Devs: We balanced the environment and nerfed the OP animals now. Humans: Hold my coconut.

[@Gmod2012lo1]

I dont know why i am laughing so hard on this.. good job

[@Shibbymatt]

Humans have recently adopted the 'meme' perk which increases social by 10% but cuts productivity by 25%.

[@Daniel-mr3bi]

Memes decrease my social as well as productivity

[@gamit2131]

@@Daniel-mr3bi memes increase happinesses at the expense of everything else

[@ananimoselty2234]

It increases happiness by 100% Oh wait someone already said that

[@sergiontothetop]

Memes increase the social perk only on the internet

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Memes decrease social.

[@SuperCityscan]

What really broke the meta is human speech being updated with the "skill transfer" ability. Just a level 1 human can already use it, although just as a recipient. This made groups of humans even more OP as their skill buffs is shared in the group. And this with the new knowledge limit made an exploit like Skyrim has with the restoration potion exploit. Skill share, individual don't need the keep all the knowledge since skill share also transfers information even temporarily. They use each other as "knowledge chests" and with more knowledge they can improve their tools, with improved tools they can increase their knowledge rinse and repeat. When written language was added it got even more broken.

[@angellozano1938]

Humans: I have an army Neantherdals: We have a Hulk Humans: Okay, we'll let him starve

[@nepdep1945]

40000 years later Humans: we have a hulk Neanderthals: Really? Humans: not really we needed a green thanos

[@eliczek6142]

Human uses Communism

[@luger9857]

Suprisingly in ancient times thats how many wars were won

[@voldlifilm]

I want that on a t-shirt.

[@buttery_gooch6]

Build an army, trust in nobody.

[@annon9269]

Our ancestors send their entire lives learning things that we are able to learn in minutes. That’s pay to win right there.

[@isaacsussman5632]

More of a powercreep thing

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

That's why the Teach skill is so overpowered. By using the speech action, (or god forbid, the more broken read and write ones) transferring a portion of XP to lower level players without them having to do any grinding is just unfair to builds not focusing on putting points into int.

[@berkincakar]

Its pay to skip actually

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@AAAAAA-qs1bv imagine how much points will be put into the intelligence stat when humans make machines that transfer information into your brain

[@Kaz999998]

I consider it more a DLC pass established by previous generations of players

[@johw2346]

Devs: * develop updates targeted to nerf humans * Humans: “Nice try scrubs”

[@rickregina5053]

Devs: *Develop updates targeted to nerf humans* Humans: *Activate trainer hacks*

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

But worst try

[@nichsa8984]

@@rickregina5053 future human:wait it's all the true of ending story futurism prediction:always has been

[@Chryztallic]

Being aware they're in a game knowing the possible existence of devs is a feat in and of itself.

[@TrueUmbreon1]

Teacher: video games don’t help you learn TierZoo: hold my controller

[@GhostlyVisage04]

Daniel Manankichian you need to tell them that they just boomer af

[@aspence5263]

-419- 420 likes

[@Muskar2]

I learned like 90% of driving intuition by playing games. First time a drove with a trailer I had no problems whatsoever, and I seriously credit that to games.

[@ifinnishboy4126]

Science: might want to reconcider some things. Teachers

[@sorbet7216]

It's true they are massive wastes of time

[@mozart7074]

Remember When The rumor said that the game will be shutdown in 2012?

[@Petaurista13]

Actully it was rumor about shutdown in 1994, 1995, 1996, 19997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002...

[@Alisha-yz6nd]

@@Petaurista13 hol up!? 19997?!?!?

[@spoopymantis4329]

I think they just decided to Nerf humans a bit.

[@thescarlethunter2160]

agung faris yeah that time i was soo scared because I purchase many this in this game which is very expensive

[@charmingman20]

It was a trap from the devs to nerf the humans

[@tigertankerer]

In one moment humans unlocked skill "the nuke", but players are afraid to use it because it may completaly crash the game.

[@misterhydra7285]

Marian Kuras they used it once during a big faction war, but those nukes were a weaker version that wasn’t as patched

[@niko-ni6ps]

Yeah, even the scientist class that researching bout the skill are terrified. But the politician class (with their main trait: greed) doesnt care, as long as they got what they want

[@lokiaston9770]

And it would be the end of the game because it would kill everything.

[@mr.coffee5220]

Yeah and back in game pvp 2 one faction got nuked....twice.

[@L963-h9r]

I heard that "nuke" isnt used because it there was a dataleak revealing that using it would result in all respawn points becoming unavailable

[@HizuiSneazel]

I think the worst part about the human class is how toxic the player base can be. You get a certain debuff like depression or anxiety and other players punish you for it??? Like???

[@BatuhanDere]

Bro thats why i sometimes question if i should quit the game because theres so many trollers and noobs everywhere

[@mishagaming1075]

@@BatuhanDere I'd say it's not worth it to quit, considering how there are a lot of fun things to do.

[@ioioi_prx4639]

Just to clarify that depression and anxiety aren't limited to human

[@monkey1053]

​@@ioioi_prx4639yes, but it is pretty common in the human build

[@unknownunknown317]

​@@monkey1053especially in the male gender

[@nikrue22]

Fun fact: OG Outside players often call the homosapien build just sapien. This was actually the original name for it a long time ago. Back in the day on the Outside forums, the top mammoth guild called out the sapien build as broken and "gay." As a joke, one of the top sapien guilds switched their gamertags to homo. The joke spread until almost every sapien player had the gamertag and the name change to homosapien happened slowly overtime as people forgot it was a joke.

[@donvandendons6337]

why do erectus, neandertalensis, heidelbergensis, florensis and many other also had this gamertag?

[@fj8264]

@@donvandendons6337 b/c they are brother/sister-builds to the sapiens. Hell, neanderthal was LITERALLY called SAPIEN 1.0 in the forums until those douches from the cro magnon sub-guild tried something even more gamebreaking and thus called themselves THE SAPIEN BUILD (2.0). Neander-players were kinda miffed about that, but most saw how atrociously OP Sapiens 2.0 was and still is and switched, and the same happened to the Denisovan guilds. I think all the older close-to-neander-guilds followed out of solidarity. Fun Fact: it wasnt' the mammoths - the "gay build" meme came even earlier from one of those Dinofelis builds in the Pleistocene patch, after they lost their spawnpoints (and got their newb players spawnkilled) to australopithecus players, some salty posts were shared.

[@donvandendons6337]

@@fj8264 fun fact: the neanderthal build or sapien 1.0 was played longer than longer than sapien 2.0 was ever played. and from pure stats 1.0 is still more op. Bigger brain, better blood clotting, more power, better exp looting from food. So players decided its worth to remain 1-4 % of the old build. Just the problem that more and more players with the new build from the african server overan the european neanderthal server, and high energy cost of this build madde it less viable.

[@fj8264]

@@donvandendons6337 Aye. I kinda wonder with whatelse dev may come up. Hopefully we won't see the "Eugenic Enhanced SuperSAPIENS" test builds crop up again, like the Reichsguild tried back then (and nowadays the CPC on the asia server).

[@user-ur3ew9rz3v]

@@donvandendons6337 I remember hearing that the homo erectus name was a insult to the early human player who were still apes the joke went like this the ape build sees a fruit and gets erect at the sight of the fruit

[@astara21]

1:44 Even the most primitive man knew better than to pick up a Mozambique. lol

[@lofipiggy7718]

that was a really good one went under the radar.

[@whitewall2253]

mozambique is mozambest in titanfall 2 at least, but its got 6 shots in that game so whatever.

[@paradox9265]

Jake Waters yeah it sucks in apex

[@Distorteduke50duke50]

APE SEX

[@JohnRoX]

lol

[@PotatoVariety]

"Mozambique here" Primordial human: NOPE. That's how we survived.

[@erik-ic3tp]

What's the joke?

[@juliuszgodek6514]

Its an Apex legends joke

[@Eymonn]

@@erik-ic3tp The gun is terrible I think

[@dudewatevs56]

@@Eymonn It is. But if you look up a description of the gun, it'd actually sound pretty badass. "Plasma shotgun sidearm" sounds better than it is.

[@kirklundbrown6206]

@@erik-ic3tp the Mozambique is considered the worst weapon in apex legends

[@Squiggles01]

Humans are the best characters to main! Even if someone tells you otherwise! Do not be sucked into the team infighting that has been plaguing them! If you have the mental trait known as "common sense", even those with the Autism trait will be extremely OP. No matter what other Human players will tell you!

[@ExDixionconderoga]

I have the Autism trait and it’s completely fine.

[@SerafimAngelical]

@@ExDixionconderoga i also have the autism trait and it's fine some people tell me i'm intelligent lol

[@TheDeadmanstrolling]

talking about how humans have a history of PVP while showing the wikipedia list of wars is fucking hilarious

[@magmat0585]

This list appears to be incomplete, *would you like to expand it?*

[@abrahamchalenges6007]

@@magmat0585 yes let's go

[@msac22]

@@magmat0585 Its about time the humans from the Europe server started to fight within themselves

[@magmat0585]

@@msac22 they have had a nice 70-year break, haven't they?

[@grif419]

we saw the damn video

[@Kastyc]

Damn even our ancestors ditched the Mozambique

[@squidwardart]

Why would guys that have stones and sticks use it

[@N1GHTM4R3W0LF]

@@squidwardart true

[@TheWoodenshark]

Those that didn't never survived to spread their genes!

[@monsterking7676]

I remember one streamer saying, can't remember if it was angrypat. That he was in or saw a situation where someone was running towards him, and there was a mozambique directly in between the two of them, and the player ignored it, ran right past it on began using their fists. Honestly a good move.

[@cesaralvesdemoraes3187]

WTF is a Mozambique?

[@captaintrainer9490]

Human Players are so smart, that they made Games inside of The Game

[@092_deepak_kumar3]

Gian Capulong Fucking Modders

[@Pkn-tg2go]

Inception at his best

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Some of the mini-games are more complex than the main game itself

[@k_benicool]

Some mini-games can even reflect the main game pretty well

[@leoleboss9414]

And they even have made mini-games in games inside a game created by the humans in The Game

[@jaketester9555]

I like how you incorporated runescape text and runescape music into this video!!!

[@Cottonmouth255]

Level 10 Australopithecus -> Level 99 Homo sapiens That’s how hominids work

[@orangutank626]

Hominins***

[@agentblackbird9435]

So I’m not the only one who thought that in the thumbnail.

[@garorade]

Homo erectus

[@niks660097]

After invention of mathematics and physics, humans reverse engineered the game code and trying to hack their way to become devs themselves..

[@damienwill4523]

@Λndrés Navarrete now the human player base is believing they ARE the devs

[@itaycohen7241]

Nukei nuke

[@subliminalfalllenangel2108]

We are the -senate- Dev

[@adityamaharaya7477]

Math and physics not invention it just exist

[@rijallconnie]

@@damienwill4523 human player become Dev by creating another sandbox server inside bit machine where they can play with different role

[@platinumxray5732]

Referring to every war ever as “PvP” is the funniest shit ever😂

[@laddaleangthong2684]

Dropping a nuke = Trolling

[@Nebulisuzer]

PvP = Player vs Player PsvPs = Players vs Players

[@gdmathguy]

​​@ZaHandlehich works by literally splitting the individual pixels of the uranium and plutonium textures and making the splitting keep happening until the server can't handle it and kicks every player in a radius while causing lag nearby and heat damage + a new damage type which could've only previously happened through a high amount of sun exposure called radiation poisoning

[@John-rl9ue]

@@Nebulisuzer Pretty sure PsvPs is just "Clan Battles"

[@enamweaknopahknop9661]

I like that one of the player tries to level up painting skills but the dev didn’t allow him, so he spend it elsewhere 😇😇😇 Edit: hard to believe that his clan manage to create some equipment that make other players look in fear.

[@TiesOfZip]

I know it’s an old video, but “Throughout the history of Outside”…. That’s one of the best lines ever in one of these videos.

[@joshd2013]

They should explain it like this in schools now I think more kids would understand

[@FrostBird347]

I do not even like biology, yet I am enjoying this.

[@anonymousstout4759]

Just imagine how the test would be

[@joshd2013]

@@anonymousstout4759 what happened in patch 2.1.23? Extra points if you show your work lol

[@anonymousstout4759]

@@joshd2013 damn didn't read patch notes, I think it's developer blog about the map design and mechanic

[@FatalBlow113]

And get all the potheads *LITERALLY* believing we are in a game?

[@draessw]

The user known as “Genghis Khan” was one of the most powerful human players ever, even if it was in the 1.23 update. He and his massive clan took down nearly a third of all of the players at the time and caused widespread destruction. His reign of terror was stopped by an unknown exploiter who doxxed Khan’s account and deleted it. The developers gave everyone who died from his attacks their account back.

[@kakyoindonut3213]

lol very good

[@Pitulio]

or "Adolf Hitler" he became popular near the patch 1.93.4 and in the end he just deleted his account bruuuuh

[@harrisonstewart2952]

@@Pitulio hitler is the most famous example of a combat logger in Outside. Crazy that the devs still haven't removed that ability.

[@hommhommhomm]

Some of the offspring of the players who suffered from that are still sour about that and feel inferior as a group

[@runtergerutscht4401]

The funny thing about Genghis Khan is that, despite his reign of terror being a bad time for many players, after his account deletion, he became a phenomenon in the areas his guild dominated with many of the new players of these areas adding parts of Genghis' own personal evolution point distribution to their builds

[@afbennett3038]

Neanderthal: exists Homo sapien with a throwing stick : I’m about to end this mans entire career

[@MrMortull]

To be fair, the Sapiens didn't *mean* to ruin the Neanderthals' game... sure there were some griefers (aren't there always) and more than a bit of direct competition, but the real killer there was that they were sharing the same XP and resource nodes and the Sapiens were that bit more reliable when it came to taking the prize. It wasn't a guild war, it was one side slowly and unknowingly strangling the other pretty much at spawn.

[@BilsonBoi]

MrMortull imagine if farming was unlocked early game.

[@afbennett3038]

MrMortull yes

[@vinos7101]

your mom? got eeeemm lmao

[@elaine91selenseguinxzssqqu46]

MrMortull nl

[@Lefty7788tinkatolli]

Dev: Lol that "human" class is such a meme. Literally a level 2 player. Other Dev: LOL! Yeahhh! It'll be extinct in 20 years. Dev: Hahaha... hey, I've got an idea! (Dev grows the human's head) (All the devs in the room laugh) Dev: BIG HEAD!!!!! AHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (One release later...) Dev: ....Oh shit.

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

Yep we're endurance hunters alright **Bites my extra large pepperoni 🍕**

[@riteshyeddu]

🤣

[@Diamondintherough22]

*Were, back when we were still hunting for food we've been buffed to the point where we can make the food come to us

[@yorampaar2011]

You're probably still able to run longer than a cheetah

[@bluememe4652]

@@yorampaar2011 the average person can if they train, but the *actual* average person ? Probably not

[@minicube88]

@@bluememe4652 i dont know anyone that cant run further than 500m

[@alexlee9385]

Humans: *develop genetic mods* we are no longer S tier, behold Dev tier.

[@CavCave]

Why isnt this top comment

[@snappycenter7863]

Game Dev: "hackers, lol"

[@SaszaRausWolf]

Be careful...

[@o1-preview]

@@CavCave because top comment predicted the pandemic?

[@o1-preview]

dev tier is only after creating consciouness transfers and backwards time travel tho, we have some tiers and we might make it, I'm sure trying to save all of us as it is my life's mission

[@NPC-kv6ee]

most alpha predators: TEETH AND CLAWS OH YEAH some hairless monkeys: did somebody say P R O J E C T I L E S?

[@jonesjs7204]

this coment needs more upvotes

[@gabrielr3390]

Gotta get that projectile protection buff, if u know what I mean...

[@ffuffo5867]

Also hairless monkeys: this is my *_B O O M S T I C K !_*

[@pappapinskie5883]

And after all this time, we’re still throwing shit at each other (bullets)

[@EvitoCruor]

Pap Papinskie It'll still be the way to go even after we get quantum lasing and fusion. The launchers are just going to get a whole lot better. Efficiencies involved means that throwing shit is still the best way to achieve maximum damage, other desired effects will give niches to the fun stuff though.

[@tonyvo4118]

You forgot about one of, if not the most important thing humans mains learned which is the read and write skill. It allowed them to store information like new techniques, and allowed younger human mains to level up and obtain information quicker than any other build in the game.

[@vatinsii7330]

I'm not committing war crimes. I'm taking pvp seriously.

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

Time to go competitive

[@Meuduso1]

I'm not committing warcrimes, I'm ganking low level players of the enemy faction

[@fort2558]

@@Meuduso1 heard they patched the loopholes with the geneva convention update

[@someguy3276]

@@fort2558 but appearantly players found even more loopholes after geneva suggestion update.

[@fort2558]

@@someguy3276 players just really like committing warcrimes

[@thefreakmachine]

Humans are so op because they actually discovered the 7th stat: technology. It's straight up free, it is inherited from your actual guild and need no actual points to unlock and it give free traits and abilities.

[@Scourge728]

what are you talking about, technology is free?

[@Amara12375]

It does your's intelligence has to be high enough to unlock it and pass it down and more intelligence to use it

[@lukenyhammer2213]

Need some technology tiers

[@61010anna]

all starting with this thing. I think it was the wheel or something?

[@smug3636]

@@61010anna Fire, spears, wheels, agriculture... it is hard to tell what came first really

[@DBT1007]

"How humans broke the game" Made by human This is absolutely human-biased content

[@toucanxi178]

should've ask the chimps to make this video

[@franchufranchu119]

reject humanity embrace monke

[@brnleekarza8809]

I reject my humanity JOJO

[@orpheusruby7163]

@@brnleekarza8809 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

[@wooper2094]

Actually Tierzoo is a machine program

[@Zeegwan.Slopper]

coming from a Human player reaching out to all spider builds, do not enter the nesting grounds of a afemale human, they release deafening screeches and will throw items at you and stomp on you. Sometimes asking their mate to do it for them.

[@BatuhanDere]

They can come to my base, my squad doesnt mind spider players here

[@fifervonpiper6707]

Enemy Build: has claws, covered in scales, has sharp teeth made to tear apart flesh and crush bones with relative ease, is built for running long distances with little rest *DPS: 70* Human Build: a pointy piece of iron tied to the tip of a stick *DPS: 1000*

[@laddaleangthong2684]

Don't forget the atom splitter made of uranium that deal 1 billion AoE damage

[@zizochemlali4639]

Did you forget the lead bolt that was launched by explosion damage? It has 25,000 DPS! It can one shot practically anything! Even other human players!

[@mwbgaming28]

@@laddaleangthong2684 humans have made an ever more powerful version that uses plutonium, uranium, and tritium to deal 50 billion AOE damage, it's the biggest weapon ever used, and it even scared those who built it

[@manictiger]

Humans are so OP that they accidentally take out players from other classes as well as their own with an ability called "automobile".

[@mwbgaming28]

@@manictiger the automobile item is a constructed mount, not an ability, but it is devastating to anything that it hits

[@_elynas]

every animal: *exists* humans: its free real estate

[@zhangbill1194]

other humans with a different skin color: exists humans: its free real estate

[@saccure0128]

@@zhangbill1194 its racism time! What makes you say that they are humans when there are clear diferences betwen species?

[@Goliath1337]

@@saccure0128 Those differences are so negligible that I don't even know why you're trying to defend that thought. The differences are much much smaller than you think.

[@ohayMark]

*Hippity hoppity you're now my property* is better

[@EggFighterXB-]

@@Goliath1337 Small differences matters a LOT in terms of biology Remember that rats are 98% similar to humans

[@DogsandDinos]

Humans: (become the top build in the game at the expense of everything else) The Devs: Wait, that’s illegal

[@Iwmar]

It's only illegal from the loser's point of view.

[@arrowknee4002]

Activates project global warming

[@dinorancher5560]

No worries, humans are nerfing themselves by destroying their meta with over use of the crafting skill. Some High intelligence human builds are trying to mitigate this, but are being griefed by players with chaotic evil alliance.

[@alexcarrier4643]

Survival of the fitest@@dinorancher5560

[@juliewinchester1488]

@@dinorancher5560 No, Lawful Evil.

[@MrBlaDiBla68]

Just discovered this channel. As an early FPS player, I can totally relate to all the gaming analogies. :-) Great job!

[@kallekauppinen35]

This guy could actually teach in a school and make learning interesting

[@evryon1810]

SSO TRUE

[@alekvillarreal3470]

Don't worry, that's the plan.

[@evryon1810]

@@alekvillarreal3470 yiiiiii

[@vulcanfeline]

or we could all just watch him here and he wouldn't be limited in class size

[@intraterrestrial5035]

School has an ever-increasing fundamental weakness of being overly bureaucratical and institutional. It takes too much energy to run, and is susceptible to the agenda-based biases of those who run the system.

[@postmelons2282]

Honestly you taught me way more in 8 minutes than my world civilizations teacher did in 4 weeks

[@PatandSylus]

Really though. I had always learned Neanderthals had smaller brains and that's why they went extinct.

[@ExplizitDuester]

I can recommend the national museum of natural history in washington D.C. they have an interesting exhibition on human evolution that can teach you about that topic more in depth.

[@pepsicola4718]

@pyropulse You taught me a valuable lesson. I fear it is too late for me, but you should be pleased to know that I have abandoned several children in the desert to learn to survive. Eventually they will find the city in the North and educate themselves in a foster home if they survive. Ave friend.

[@artstsym]

Why was your world civ teacher covering prehistory for 4 weeks?

[@brendanmorin9935]

Patrick Gillette humans had larger frontal lobes, which is responsible for obstruct thinking/creativity etc. so we were able to outperform Neanderthals

[@axelboi2188]

Remember when they glitched thru the map to a moon

[@romanschroder6410]

Isn't the moon a out-of-bounds area? The devs didn't add the atmosphere to the moon, so i don't think we were suposed to go there.

[@romanschroder6410]

Remember the datamined test-servers, where the devs test diffrent hazards? Like the windspeed or glass-rain? I think those are pretty intresting to.

[@masayukitachibana2756]

Can't wait to breach the martian invisible walls. Pure sandbox there

[@nguyenitwindows392]

Some human players are pushing for a playable moon map

[@ApostleOfTheApocaly]

There is a new push to unlock the moon to let humans live there. I heard the update is called Artemis

[@MrBet1001]

Remember that troller that gained leadership role and took over most of the Europe map crazy times

[@TheMetamorphoses2003]

I sometimes think that TierZoo is secretly a nigh-omnipotent god from another dimension but spectates the Earth.

[@gojifox5698]

He is a part of the dev team

[@coffeebreak9148]

I Think Hes Like the Marketing to get more players to join Also Help Some New Players To Get Good

[@Renovartio]

No

[@MMM67-u5m]

Isnt he?

[@welcometohell3002]

we're all npcs

[@atlanticium7094]

Humans: *builds cities and houses and pollutes everything Other Animals: are these hackers?

[@mrHello420__]

Humans are animals too..

[@EpicGamer-ig4is]

perki but he said other animals

[@mrHello420__]

@@EpicGamer-ig4is He edited his comment..

[@EpicGamer-ig4is]

perki oh ok..

[@DareDa-g7r]

You mean other players? Just because they don't speak human language doesn't mean they aren't players

[@energydragonslayer2681]

Edit: I wonder if anyone can guess the original comment from just the replies

[@RobinLundqvist]

*melanin* has left the chat

[@plasticiconoclastic]

@@RobinLundqvist It's _melanin,_ Pepe..

[@RobinLundqvist]

plasticiconoclastic yeah I tend to get that mixed up LOL

[@resphantom]

Yup, instead we lose all our water. Almost time for that yearly drought to happen again. Oh boy, I just can't wait. (sarcasm)

[@rock3tcatU233]

Other things Africa doesn't do: - Food - Political stability - Non deadly airborne diseases

[@davethebrave.]

"you can't tell if someone was that" - rhett

[@snakesalad199]

Everybody got so annoyed with sapiens that they started calling everybody who used them homo

[@Joao-ur7ey]

Nice

[@ItSquishy]

69th like nice

[@dumbslum597]

Homosimp

[@infinityoverlord606]

Lol 👏👏👏

[@mauricethegecko9700]

*why did i not laugh? oh i know, im always embarrassed by stuff and my family is around.*

[@dramaticreaper]

Dude you forgot the most op thing about human players. There are the only build that can create fire by will. Heck the create fire by accident sometime, you would think it was used for damage but back then it was used as a counter for the "cold" debuff. And the extra effect "smoke effect" prevented insect builds from cheesing the game. The skill is also an important step to prevent the "food poisoning" effect, which is a branch of the "poison" debuff. I'm disappointed you didn't touch on one of the greatest special abilities we had.

[@danthompson9966]

And dont forget that later humans discovered the hidden craft abilities for a random item called metal.

[@dramaticreaper]

It is through this crucial ability that humans were able to harness metallic weapons, and is one of the greatest reasons humans don't get ambushed often

[@whirlingstars]

Another important ability was the finding of gunpowder, leading to explosive weaponry and heavy weaponry. However, it is important to note this made Human PvP wars evolve to increase kill counts.

[@andresegarra2438]

Crafting is all the way OP. Fire does everything from XP buff/share to ranged attacks to habitat destruction, protective items let us out-tank tank mains, and advanced structure building lets us survive any server. Wild af.

[@1mnot4rrogant90]

The most OP thing about us is the fact that there are now 7billion players using the human build.

[@kenabbott8585]

Many believe that the Sapiens-Neanderthal Faction War is a myth, and that the two clans allied. Most human players, especially from the European Server, still have status updates buried in the coding from the Neanderthal faction.

[@bioenthusiast2998]

check out the sam o nella vid on it.

[@kenabbott8585]

@Donald Trump There's always conspiracy theories about stuff like that, but the data's pretty easy to find.

[@joedollarbiden9823]

@@kenabbott8585 We do have little amount codes of neanderdhals in our DNAs.

[@bretert]

Early hominids didn't come from Africa.. they came from Eurasia.. that's why Africans and Eurasians can't donate eachother bone marrow or kidneys/brain tissue.

[@Lucan47]

@@bretert We know that the first hominids came from Africa because Africans have the most genetic diversity of all human populations. More time = more mutations = more genetic diversity

[@lux_max.]

My question who's bright idea was to name a faction of humans "erectus"

[@crowmagpie]

It means stands up straight

[@gmdascensia]

We're horny

[@isaiah_1-]

Humans seeing other humans: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@ms-terious]

Hahaha a Tai Lung reference?

[@williandarosa5485]

@@ms-terious it´s actually a kinda famous meme www.ecosia.org/images?q=tai+lung+meme

[@ms-terious]

@@williandarosa5485 hahaha fair enough. I only know what it is due to my daughters obsession with the movie

[@alnu8355]

Human stands over the corpse of Neandrathal, "Lolz, git gud noob-scrub".

[@foxuuvu6738]

I love how this guy can just make this entire boring session into a simplified game version of reality

[@rainstorm2491]

Love your pfp! I also play sky

[@foxuuvu6738]

@@rainstorm2491 thanks ^^

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@foxuuvu6738 but the name...

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas 0:13

[@nethercrocodile5859]

@@pedropedrohan102 yeah

[@clydexmation4583]

Devs in 2118: Aight guys lets send a asteroid to earth, the humans are way to OP Humans: moves to mars Devs: *surprised pikachu face*

[@MyouKyuubi]

Correction: Humans move to the Mars pirate servers.

[@leedledee1724]

Don’t we have weapons to combat large asteroids after the whole Armageddon movie? I’m pretty sure that we created a weapon that could destroy an asteroid that threatens the world with extinction.

[@livingistragic6514]

@@leedledee1724 i think by nuking the asteroid from a safe distance away from the Earth might be the only way to save us from DEATH

[@jaredsoo9322]

@@livingistragic6514 but then the asteroid is in a million pieces and heading towards earth

[@GracefulBanana]

@@jaredsoo9322 that will burn in the atmosphere

[@CGChris]

1:15 actually i believe some evidence suggests the devs didnt give apes the knuckle walking ability until after we branched off from them

[@lordquackers5764]

*Devs:* Ok I think the humans are finally balanced *Humans:* Oooo a horse *Devs:* What are you- *Human:* GOTTA GO FAST *Dev's:* ...

[@Silver-ik9nl]

After a while most humans ditched horses in favor of cars, unlocking faster travel and defeating the players in the Arctic server, both at the same time.

[@maximgeldon]

how about humans creating rocket ships and leaving earth to create new life on mars

[@TipsyFrenchGuy]

MaximGeld Humans: *Immigrating to Mars* Dev: Wait you’re not supposed to do that ! It’s not even habitable! Also Humans: *Terraforming Mars* Dev: ...

[@Noone-sz7mk]

There’s horses in minecraft?!

[@almostclone3859]

Human time to find out where the Devs live to take control the system :D

[@Black-Soul777]

human 1: huh, your hair is funny. human 2: WHAT U SAID ABOUT MY HAIR!? *PvP season 1 starts*

[@legendarymarston9174]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

[@Black-Soul777]

@@legendarymarston9174 my JoJo reference has no weakness!!!

[@marcoreale02]

*Higashikata Josuke wants to know your location*

[@triachinidx436]

black-soul lol

[@Black-Soul777]

@@marcoreale02 i already touched the like button!

[@Thekiko2501]

Hitler: *invades poland* Churchil: “HITLER! What are you doing?!” Hitler: “engaging in PvP”

[@Ragazaloth]

stalin: *also ganking poland* poland: LOL IMAGINE TEAMING, TRASH NOOBS GET GIT YOU NEED 2 GUYS TO DEAL WITH ME LOLOLOLOLOLOL TRASH TEAMERS

[@TheLucidDreamer12]

Hitler rage quits after 6 in-game years of being bodied

[@problems3485]

@@Ragazaloth while hitler and Stalin are complaining about camping for the rest of the game because of the insurgents

[@JacketCK]

"Kek kek kek kek" -Hitler (filthy horde player)

[@SethJV]

His k/d ratio is quite impressive tho. Truly a powerful pvp player.