When Karl was talking about the submariners not being worried because "The queen would stop them" I just imagine the queen walking outside and giving the nukes a stern talking to causing them to disappear.
@lynnbird2804 жыл бұрын
jacob stephenson the Queen just parachuting in to stop a nuke from being lanched
@ThomasstevenSlater4 жыл бұрын
She'll use the abundant glve
@stanletters4 жыл бұрын
you tryna tell me she can’t?
@magic_cfw4 жыл бұрын
Nukes: Ah, yes Your Majesty. We will now target a nearby invading alien fleet in outer space.
@Hurricayne924 жыл бұрын
Not even disappear, it just stops in midair and slowly lowers back down.
@pan-semitistcommunist41814 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian i can confirm Canadian soldiers do in fact have to swear their oath to the queen despite that we're a completely sovereign nation.
@overdrive_uk4 жыл бұрын
I bet you have to swear your oats to her too
@AmberAmber4 жыл бұрын
Its cos we're still commonwealth. When I was a wee kid? We spent a year praying for that greedy skank Thatcher too. Shudders.
@AmberAmber4 жыл бұрын
@@overdrive_uk You dont??❤😄🤣🤣
@pan-semitistcommunist41814 жыл бұрын
@@overdrive_uk only when its made into porridge
@justiceforjoggers28974 жыл бұрын
If your military swears and oath to anyone other than your country, are you really sovereign
@Vad32514 жыл бұрын
"The military obeys every of her commands" Imagine, it's a celebration day, the military arrives before the royal family, *BUT* all of the military is in the same colours as the Queen
@cubicengineering47154 жыл бұрын
No no no, they all arrive in different colours so when they're in formation they're making an image
@zxshadowxz4 жыл бұрын
It's a giant image of a corgi
@Ramtamtama4 жыл бұрын
one of them has to be in a different colour, otherwise the referee will tell one of them to change
@canadianorange96763 жыл бұрын
It's world war 3, your fighting the losing side. You hear the English and Canadians are sending help... They all show up wearing all pink gear with Barbie'd out ak47s.
@anandnairkollam3 жыл бұрын
Yes in pink
@arthurwolff4 жыл бұрын
So THATS so why everyone was scared when she breached containment
@benjaminmadrigalperez90104 жыл бұрын
Which number is she?
@arthurwolff4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmadrigalperez9010 i think its 1926-J
@budball364 жыл бұрын
During WW2 the queen was a military mechanic. Doing full shifts she was not just a figure head.
@kennethbrus14284 жыл бұрын
She was also a Truck Driver during that time for the Army
@sterkriger25724 жыл бұрын
“Long live to the queen!” “Shut up lad I trying to fix the carburetor”
@DJKr15py3 жыл бұрын
She also allegedly used to work on her own cars when she was younger.
@Joe_From_IT4 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to have a lot of respect for the queen. For all the privileges that are included, there is enormous responsibility- and she’s managed to do it with a great deal of class.
@F4ngel4 жыл бұрын
and she's been doing it longer than any other kings and queens we've had.
@themaggattack4 жыл бұрын
@@harrylane4 THANK YOU! Why on Earth should anyone respect opulent nepotism that STILL has a power hold on some places that oppose British occupation? If the queen has so much power, then she could let certain occupied lands be free, back to the indigenous people who never wanted the Brits to rule them.
@robotmaster45154 жыл бұрын
Ikr I respect the hell out of the Queen.
@randomstuff90054 жыл бұрын
@@harrylane4 Well they gave up areas to the government and the government makes A LOT of money from those areas soooo
@dysfun38684 жыл бұрын
They bring in over a hundred time the amount we spend on them in tourism
@chriswhite9504 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, the queen has more authority in / over Canadian government than she does in England
@gageshott56544 жыл бұрын
And that isn't much.
@chriswhite9504 жыл бұрын
shott she can override any law passed by the Canadian government
@charlesp35694 жыл бұрын
This guys not lying, also are federal police (RCMP) swear allegiance to the queen. Also all native tribes view her as the supreme authority...
@jolzers4 жыл бұрын
@@chriswhite950 It's taught in Canadian schools that although she technically has this power, if she ever used it to overturn the elected Canadian government decisions then they would just remove her power to do that. Essentially she has the power to just make Canada dislike the queen if she uses her power.
@micahhewko22154 жыл бұрын
But the Governor-General does everything.
@DanielsPolitics14 жыл бұрын
1:30 The Duke of Edinburgh is Lord High Admiral, and therefore head of the navy. That was his 90th birthday present. My birthday presents are usually books.
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
A lot easier to keep the dust off books.
@ligause4 жыл бұрын
If you’re not rich enough to be head of the navy, at least you can 𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖 that you’re head of the navy?
@Threezi044 жыл бұрын
The Australian army also swears fealty to the Queen.
@goldenhibid4 жыл бұрын
Also the sniper from tf2
@michaelmcinerney56204 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah we do. We love the queen.
@TremereTT4 жыл бұрын
>completely sovereign nation
@excursiusofpixels65714 жыл бұрын
Does that include the kangaroos, cuz that would be terrifying
@SilusValeriusVT4 жыл бұрын
As a kangaroo I can confirm that
@mcmillan201014 жыл бұрын
Just love the image of the queen sitting in an American style situation room. Giving the order to launch the nuke. While in matching hat and coat
@mr.nobody21914 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the corgis
@RoughNek724 жыл бұрын
Don't forget some Yorkshire tea!
@citizen-7xl54 жыл бұрын
The type of iconic the queen has
@fernandotrevinocastro10184 жыл бұрын
you know shes the primary insopiration for that badass Tyrel oldlady in game of thrones, even if George rrMrtin is not aware of it
@mcmillan201014 жыл бұрын
Fernando Treviño Castro I didn’t. But I also don’t watch the show
@mrjet34624 жыл бұрын
Can confirm in the case of the UK military they massively prefer the Queen to parliament. But a good chunk of that is likely down to parliament being total tossers towards the military. In the case of the army, things get a touch complicated. While many parts of the army are intimately connected to the crown and commissions are in the crowns name, the army is sort of under the authority of parliament. But if it came down to the army having to choose between the queen and parliament. They'd always go for the queenie
@yochaiwyss38434 жыл бұрын
Long Live the Queen!
@OrDuneStudios4 жыл бұрын
Samein aussie land. About 60% prefer queenie to parliment.
@michaelmcinerney56204 жыл бұрын
@@OrDuneStudios Because the queen's the best. Who wouldn't like her?
@dysfun38684 жыл бұрын
Most brits prefer the queen, even when some people in the royal family act like pricks cough cough Megan and Harry
@thomasgatley6244 жыл бұрын
I'm a New Zealander and I also love the royals
@gajeel97984 жыл бұрын
The Queen: "imma nuke em" NATO: "could you not?" The Queen: "imma do it!"
@brennanruiz18034 жыл бұрын
“I’ll fucking do it again.”
@kennethbrus14284 жыл бұрын
Okay, but what if America steps in having hundreds of Nukeluar Subs, thousands of Nukes, and a bigger Military force than the U.K. also more advanced military equipment.
@gajeel97984 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbrus1428 she doesn't really care my dude lol she will go to war if she feels like it
@kennethbrus14284 жыл бұрын
@@gajeel9798 So then the U.S. beats the crap out of the U.K. with the rail gun mounted on a destroyer, and the current lazier technology we have. Btw I mean no disrespect to the U.K at all. I'm just going off the facts that the U.S. has better military tech and a bigger Military in general
@gajeel97984 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbrus1428 dude I'm a texan I'm just saying that she don't care and I'd like to make Texas 2 in ireland
@DanielsPolitics14 жыл бұрын
0:15 It wasn't really the Queen jumping, but it was her idea, and she insisted on doing all the non-stunt acting.
@tgrules5654 жыл бұрын
You mean it wasn't really a 90 year old woman jumping from the helicopter? Really? 🤦♂️
@charmingcthulhu65444 жыл бұрын
Could've fooled me
@davidwallin75184 жыл бұрын
But she probably quite wanted to!
@Ramtamtama4 жыл бұрын
it's said that Danny Boyle went to the Palace to see if they could use it as a filming location, and the Queen insisted on playing herself as opposed to an actress doing it. And she did it on tick, which is brilliant
@trickshot6463 жыл бұрын
But in Jschlatt's Wii sports resort it was actually the queen, they just couldn't get her for bond.
@kadenrichards11964 жыл бұрын
7:17 “License and registration” *pulls out a tenner* “Are you trying to bribe me? “No, look closer.” “Oh shi-
@Uniformtree0004 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she ever got a fine by a police officer not realizing its the queen
@FeurFeurFeur4 жыл бұрын
It’s scary to imagine that the queen could restart the British empire with the full might of the commonwealth whenever she wants too
@DirtySanchezE1154 жыл бұрын
Not anymore she couldn't.
@niall30544 жыл бұрын
@@DirtySanchezE115 well
@Victoria-hp6sf4 жыл бұрын
she wouldnt want to
@CedarHunt4 жыл бұрын
Considering how weak the UK is as a military power, there isn't anything to be afraid of since it would reestablish the Empire just to have it collapse immediately. The US could literally close off sea access to the UK navy if it wanted to using only one of its 10 carrier battle groups.
@justinbeath51694 жыл бұрын
@@CedarHunt why would America, or any country for that matter, want to stop her from restarting the empire. It wouldn't effect any country that doesn't already have as the head of state. If anything it would just make overseas trade easier since there would be less countries to make deals with
@AndyFarnham4 жыл бұрын
My favourite story about Elizabeth during the war was that in order to complete her land girls training she had to drive a lorry into London. The Palace were terrified of this in case, being just a girl, she crashed and how bad it would look, so they summoned Elizabeth. She arrived driving a lorry and therefore completed her training before they had the chance to object. I love that she has that attitude.
@okaydetar8214 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The U.S president also has sole authority to launch nukes, and does not, as stated in the video, need congresses approval to do so.
@ladeao15524 жыл бұрын
@@HenshinFanatic Usually we have someone more mentally capable at the helm. But it is funny that a president technically needs permission to start a war but ending the world is solely his call.
@okaydetar8214 жыл бұрын
@@HenshinFanatic But not everyone knows that, as evidenced by the fact that they say otherwise in the video, assuming falsely, as logical an assumption as it is, that they would need congresses approval. Also both you a Ladeao seem to think the issue with this is the specific president, when no, regardless of whether or not the president in the white house is the on the same political side as you, separation of powers still needs to be a thing, and making this an orange man bad deal, does nothing but turn off people who otherwise may agree that the president ANY PRESIDENT should not have sole authority to launch nukes, not just those on the opposite side of the politcal spectrum as you.
@TheKonkaman4 жыл бұрын
@@Rurik_Luci 750 nukes can do a lot of damage to anyone they are launched against
@utryping4 жыл бұрын
HenshinFanatic “woke left” lmao shut up canadian get off the internet
@evegrim87804 жыл бұрын
Yes but Americans would think that the queen would need approval from parliament or the prime minister
@justinhealy80614 жыл бұрын
Karl's death is going to be watching Finding Nemo lol
@coconinoco4 жыл бұрын
0:46 The Queen is monarch in her own right, not a regent. A "regent" is someone who rules in place of a monarch who is too young to rule, is infirm or incapacitated in some way, or is away fighting wars. If Elisabeth were to step down and pass her duties to Charles, she would still be Queen but Charles would become Prince Regent.
@MannyJazzcats4 жыл бұрын
Pointing something like this out but misspelling Elizabeth 😂
@coconinoco4 жыл бұрын
MannyJazzcats: oops! There goes my knighthood! in my defence I have a friend who spells her name with an ‘s’, so I must have written that on autopilot.
@Cepheus_Rex4 жыл бұрын
coconinoco is suspect he meant to say “regnant”
@overdrive_uk4 жыл бұрын
Karl is looking particularly tall today
@endzi12484 жыл бұрын
He must of been wearing heels
@fang54744 жыл бұрын
Air cadet here, even we need swear an oath to the queen and we're between 12 to 20 years old
@dougmaurer75704 жыл бұрын
Karl bravery is not the lack of fear, it's the reaction to fear. That's why they use training like submersion and tight spaces.
@johncurtis1184 жыл бұрын
But bravery can, in some cases, be the lack of fear.
@Liandra244 жыл бұрын
@@johncurtis118 but total lack of fear can lead to arrogance, which can bring bad consequences as well
@overdrive_uk4 жыл бұрын
Let's start a petition to steal the Queen's golden Wii
@goldenxp94044 жыл бұрын
Overdrive UK Golden wiid
@overdrive_uk4 жыл бұрын
@@goldenxp9404 Yes
@brennanruiz18034 жыл бұрын
@GoldenXP Will I reach the truth?
@the_amazing_ratrat98214 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: She didn't actually receive it, it's in a collectors home in the Netherlands i believe
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
@Yassir vs wiing crimson
@MrMisticZ4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that the video came up 2 minutes ago and there is already a guy claiming "yeah, all's true"
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
Big brain god
@imjustaguy43403 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Karlandra4 жыл бұрын
Can we just point out that this "little lady" knows how to fire a machine gun and bullied her father (at the time the King) to allow her to serve as a military mechanic.
@Helperbot-20004 жыл бұрын
Gotta love her lol
@pupper92644 жыл бұрын
As a British person, I can say that it is quite nice worshipping a nice old lady who loves bright colours At least it’s not-
@idcgaming5184 жыл бұрын
A carrot?
@JustAGamerPerson3 жыл бұрын
An asshole.
@KangarooMonkey2 жыл бұрын
@Axolotl Is Cool the guy from Home Alone 2.
@oreokitkat79924 жыл бұрын
Is Karl wearing high heels because he's looking tall this episode
@MalcolmBlackwell4 жыл бұрын
He's standing on a box
@niameyers66864 жыл бұрын
The camera is at a different height.
@Wafflyy4 жыл бұрын
He grew
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
The world shrank a few inches while you were sleeping.
@IamJmGJT4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 I thought something seemed off
@macvan87744 жыл бұрын
Dang the queen is so badass I never knew she served in the military that’s so cool
@F4ngel4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think its required that they all do. Even Harry served.
@Bill-22034 жыл бұрын
the Queen: I am the military
@gavinsfriend58364 жыл бұрын
@@F4ngel yea harry has been all over the place he's even served with the Australian clearance divers (I think it was served but it may have just been training)
@gronnlundfrompaga17754 жыл бұрын
another thing about the queen I remember hearing afew years ago was that aparently a random couple invited her to their weading, and then she actualy showed up also she is not just the ultimate athority over al military maters, sense every bill needs her aproval to before being made into law and cus she could disolve the parlament and cal for a re election at prety much any time she wanted, can pardon anyone of any crime and technicly owns the souls of everyone in Britain(sense she is the head of the church of England)she is bsicly the ultimate authority in the UK
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
Imagine dying as a citizen of the commonwealth and you can't get into heaven because The Queen won't release your soul?
@theminecraftmaniaful4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 How do you think she lasted this long.
@AliceIsSleepy4 жыл бұрын
Joe Biggs The Queen is a Lich.
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
Jokes on her, she can't steal my soul of I'm not part of the church of England
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
@Axolotl Is Cool jokes on her I may be in the Catholic Church but I'm an atheist
@SwHealy1234 жыл бұрын
There's allot of people in the UK who don't actually know the Queen has the level of power she does.
@thelistener12683 жыл бұрын
I was shocked. US viewer here. I thought the queen was a purely ceremonial title with no actual power.
@SpicyNapalm4 жыл бұрын
Does this mean she has a theatrical kill streak of 25?
@DanielsPolitics14 жыл бұрын
6:28 Drivers licences aren't issued in her name, but the queen in her personal capacity is incapable of committing any criminal offence for constitutional reasons, so it's legal for her to drive without a licence. 6:40 It was the King of Saudi Arabia, and he wasn't just "coming over", it was a state visit.
@Bill-22034 жыл бұрын
I think he mixed up driving licenses with passports
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
Wait so the queen could kill anyone she wanted and she can't be prosecuted?
@WildBluntHickok4 жыл бұрын
@@guyfieri148 The only danger would be ruining public opinion enough to cause the public to seriously demand that the monarchy be abolished. That's still an option the Queen can't prevent, but the royals are no where near unpopular enough for abolition to work.
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok she can lil anyone who dislikes her, boom, done, next
@thatbritishmodelguy4 жыл бұрын
'I hold my breath when anyone is underwater' Don't let him watch finding nemo
@Sudoku4044 жыл бұрын
Was gonna share this video to my mom who loves the queen , till immediately after exiting full screen hearing him talk about a strippers g string
@HipsterKhan4 жыл бұрын
Jinsoku mum would’ve appreciated the end card more than you know.
@kokoboy69934 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the videos is wondering how Karl went from nuking people to Ali G
@Mitch_Rogoff4 жыл бұрын
The president doesn’t need congressional approval for any military action less than 90days and doesn’t need to notify congress within 5 days
@tiredox37884 жыл бұрын
The U.S president doesn't need permission from Congress to launch a nuclear strike.
@DanielsPolitics14 жыл бұрын
@@carolusrex5213 Only one, the Defence Secretary. Academics are generally much more worried about the measures to prevent a rogue US president launching than the procedures for a rogue PM. This is largely because of the queen's role in the UK system.
@CedarHunt4 жыл бұрын
Kinda, the president technically has authority to use the nuclear arsenal at his discretion however he does have a chain of command and if the secretary of defense or his cadre of generals in the joint chiefs of staff decide that the order is unlawful then it won't happen. If the president today ordered a unilateral strike on China for example, the Pentagon would decide that order was unlawful since there is no declaration of war against China and it is against established policies that limit nuclear deployment to defensive roles only and refuse to carry it out.
@fist-of-doom4874 жыл бұрын
@@carolusrex5213 except as in the case with the drone incident. Their are certain powers issued by the president that allows him to go over the chain of command and leaves the pentagons confused and shocked.
@CameraHam4 жыл бұрын
Carolus Rex521 I remember hearing a story about I think Nixon who authorized a nuclear strike on Russia when he was plastered and one of his advisers waited to actually send the order until the next morning when he sobered up.
@samson50874 жыл бұрын
Yeah the only actual nuclear strike in history was the president making the decision and bombing Japan
@bfletcher96784 жыл бұрын
we do swear an oath to the Queen and or her successors if we enlist in Canada.
@Snp20244 жыл бұрын
But did she need successor she is basically immortal at this point.
@Bigfatfatty7404 жыл бұрын
Queens answer to anything is “i am the queen”
@gabemartinez25584 жыл бұрын
Tywin Lannister: Any woman who must say "I am the queen" is no true queen.
@brennanruiz18034 жыл бұрын
Any queen that doesn’t exist in the real world is no true queen.
@matthewbxqz4 жыл бұрын
Americans definitely know about Ali G! I watched that movie in college almost 15 years ago now, and my frat bros and I can still quote it word for word, including the accent!
@adrianwitkowski77574 жыл бұрын
Karl looks particularly tall today
@Chalky.4 жыл бұрын
Probably the Magnum P.I shirt making him look taller.
@fist-of-doom4874 жыл бұрын
I will be surprised when the Queen dies because it will be at that moment my theory she’s immortal will be disproven.
@noti75104 жыл бұрын
The Queen will at least become the oldest person in the world and history.
@wowdogememe15414 жыл бұрын
She isn't immortal. Royal controversy makes her live longer
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
@@wowdogememe1541 so she's immortal?
@wowdogememe15414 жыл бұрын
@@guyfieri148 practically
@WildBluntHickok4 жыл бұрын
@@noti7510 Fun fact: The Guinness Book of World Records lists "current oldest person" instead of "oldest person ever" because as good ol' Irish boys they're devoutly religious and refuse to contradict the bible's claim that some of the early humans lived to be 900 years old. So technically the Queen has to live to be over 900 before she can claim to be the oldest person of all time.
@thedarkoracle48074 жыл бұрын
In America, we don't call it caving. We call it spelunking.
@thedarkoracle48074 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_chesmoor We like to feel special.
@prouddegenerates90564 жыл бұрын
Ben F Like saying soccer instead of football?
@mr.nonentity39064 жыл бұрын
@@prouddegenerates9056 to be fair that term was coined by the brits
@thedarkoracle48074 жыл бұрын
@@prouddegenerates9056 And having a completely different sport called football?
@wintermiller48454 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkoracle4807 Like the Aussies?
@markdeardry97644 жыл бұрын
Yesterday i had an hour long conversation with my 60 year old horror obssessed neighbour and she said the exact same thing as karl
@myrixica42223 жыл бұрын
How William and Harry got round that grannys face is on the money thing, they used scottish bank notes :P
@Jedi_Spartan3 жыл бұрын
Russell Howard (Queen impression): "Put me back in your pocket you dirty bastard!"
@AMVShooterUnlimited3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Ali-G, let's see who gets this "Switch on the engine pass it on"
@marcofioretti69084 жыл бұрын
This video summarises why everyone will be sad when she actually dies
@icicestaniskishayinew68844 жыл бұрын
Be thankful she's still here, and we were alive to see it
@marcofioretti69084 жыл бұрын
Ein Blutrünstiges Etwas that’s also true
@RedMenace04 жыл бұрын
How could you skip the part where she pulled her parachute and it was the British flag? That sealed the deal at the Olympics.
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
I heard she didn't use a chute, she just levitated down and ordered a flock of birds to fly in formation to create the British union jack. ('cause apparently those are some of her powers as well).
@guyfieri1484 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 no, she revealed her wings, most of the people at the Olympics turned to stone, it's a massive cover up
@number37662 жыл бұрын
The Queen Liz is insane, so much so that even Americans like me love and respect her. She wasn't just a mechanic, but a supply driver. Due to the no women in military policy, she basically drove high value supplies (guns, ammo, food, fuel, water) WITHOUT a rifle and sometimes WITHOUT SECURITY! She had one of the most dangerous jobs, and she did it with no protection. The best part is, she had the option to not join, or simply have a desk job within the military, but actively chose to be on the front lines with her people.
@Skull-Render4 жыл бұрын
My two favorite parts of Ali g... Switch on the engine, pass it on. And the end credits 🤣 If you know, you know.
@adam99nix4 жыл бұрын
Good job guys, good luck to you all and ya Big Wangers™
@randomn4me2054 жыл бұрын
In addition to her powers in military matters the Queen also has sovereign immunity in the Commonwealth and diplomatic immunity elsewhere in the world. So she wouldn't even face a trial after nuking somewhere (Wales!)
@WildBluntHickok4 жыл бұрын
Yes but if it ruins public opinion of the monarchy bad enough they can just abolish the monarchy. Granted it would take something of astronomical proportions to ruin public opinion that much. Not like it can be done on a 51% majority.
@sword40053 жыл бұрын
fun queen fact: a family joking invited the queen to their wedding and she turned up
@volcanoproductions74042 жыл бұрын
Tourist when they said the queen lives around here. Queen: stealth 100
@fellowearthling16324 жыл бұрын
3:40 “I can’t watch films where they go into Walter, because I’m scared of the water” Alright, but what about monster trucks?
@DanielsPolitics14 жыл бұрын
8:15 The backup plan for if the PM goes mad and tries to start WW3 is for the Chief of the Defence Staff to resign. His successor would have to be appointed by the queen, so the chain of control of the nuclear weapons would be broken, leaving time to HM the Queen to fire the PM. I'm not sure whether I'm reassured by the fact this is a problem they have considered in advance, or very worried.
@TheFilthyCringer4 жыл бұрын
There are countries who legitimately have plans in case of a zombie apocalypse. They want to be prepared for anything. They've probably got protocols for alien invasions and the uprising of the mole men.
@WildBluntHickok4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFilthyCringer How exactly do you plan for alien invasion? If they've got the technology to get here they've got technology thousands of years ahead of ours.
@TheFilthyCringer4 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok It's really simple dude. What we do is we get Will Smith to fly to the alien mothership while holding a radio broadcasting yodelling and also give him a couple glasses of water.
@jacobhall13243 жыл бұрын
Cop: May I see your license Queeny: I am my license
@jessethomas33193 жыл бұрын
Had to go watch Ali G after this. Was not disappointed
@fattestboyslimmer24034 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's all f-ing true.
@howtochangenameonyoutube75714 жыл бұрын
“I hold my breath why the characters go underwater” it must be hard for you to watch finding Nemo or finding dory
@Liandra244 жыл бұрын
just hold your breath when the fish are speaking in the air, that would be the fish equivalent
@howtochangenameonyoutube75714 жыл бұрын
Marina Cruz that’s not what he said he said when the characters are underwater we are not making special rules from some films
@Liandra244 жыл бұрын
How to change name on youtube alright, it was just a funny thing that ran through my mind cause I’ve seen those same thoughts being said before(what Karl said). Also because in the movie Finding Nemo Marlin(?) held his breath before screaming out out of water(there is a thought).
@karleighelizabethlust49942 жыл бұрын
As Commander in Chief, the American President could “Technically” order a nuclear strike without Congressional approval, it’s an unspoken rule to get approved first in the same way that, prior to Roosevelt, there was no term limit, but George Washington only served twice, so that was as long as you could serve.
@domanickhope49744 жыл бұрын
Karl watch as above so below... So amazing love it
@kieranbowyer84 жыл бұрын
Karl brings up a part of british army training my mother had to do. Where you have to crawl, fully geared up, through a pipe of water. My mother was originally claustrophobic and had a fear of being underwater. This training made it so she is now TERRIFIED of the two. However, it also made her realise one of her other fears, can't remember what she said, was completely ridiculous.
@Hampton-Hamilton-Piggles-Worth3 жыл бұрын
Just started watching your vids. You're really entertaining and informative! Much love from the USA!
@Tvhiti4 жыл бұрын
‘Even the President-well maybe not THIS President usually needs permission’ *sobs in American*
@thomasgodridge59454 жыл бұрын
Do you have a licence? I AM THE DRIVING LICENCE.
@richardtree6645 Жыл бұрын
another fun fact is that a nuclear strike could be ordered from the royal yatch whilst it was in use, the royal yatch was equipt with at the time military secret communications equipment among other classified tech.
@rhysspear4404 жыл бұрын
2.58 that's called the sheep dip, been through that once or twice! 😬 It's not too bad in the summer!
@LadyNikitaShark4 жыл бұрын
The queen will only die after prince Charles is 7 feet under and with a ton of cement on top.
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
Does that mean if she dies tomorrow, the royal guards will show up at Charles front door, drag him out and bury him before the Queen's wake?
@richardhinton42324 жыл бұрын
When you mentioned the American president needing congressional approval to do things and mentioned that the current president doesn't care about that procedure I'd like to mention that Barak Obama has set the record for the most presidential resolutions of any president by several hundreds
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
Also that congressional approval is not required for the president to order a nuclear strike.
@DocEJ4 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth II has kept her knowledge of the armed up to date since her time as a mechanic. To date, she still has weekly meetings with generals of the UK army
@VitaeLibra2 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but Karl, the scenes in Jaws where you need to hold your breath would be much easier if you were in that situation due to the mammalian diving reflex. Of course you'd have to keep calm and... well... good luck
@That-one-guy-named-Neo4 жыл бұрын
That's abusing your power in the BEST way possible...
@finchmeister15044 жыл бұрын
Got the same kind of claustrofobia Karl, I feel you
@azuregriffin11164 жыл бұрын
*phobia
@AndyFarnham4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember an army recruitment advert, late 80s/early 90s i think, where they new guy gets shoved into the pipe, and snags his trousers on something so can't get out?
@IAzSumLooPYTuNeEs3 жыл бұрын
Out of all this video I’ve learnt 2 things 1. The queens a mechanic (also if anyone knows does she do friendly MOTs?) & 2. I’ve not watched Ali G in too long
@dfgdfg_4 жыл бұрын
Englefield green (massive) is where all the students at Royal Holloway university live :) @Karl
@viniciusrodrigues16894 жыл бұрын
12:03 "don't worry, we are going to throw some clips for the people at home". Shows two clips only well, I guess I have to watch it now.
@paddy12254 жыл бұрын
The decent is the most anxiety inducing movies I've ever seen
@DannyGruesome3 жыл бұрын
Ali G is one of my favorite obscure comedy movies
@eric454 жыл бұрын
US president does not need permition to fire nuke.. he is tech able to pull that triger by him self with no need of congress ...
@rsrt69104 жыл бұрын
AND he can have all the french fries he wants from the whitehouse kitchen. So TAKE THAT Queen!
@gordjennings4 жыл бұрын
The Canadian thing is definitely true. Soldiers refer to their camouflage uniforms as "the Queen's relish". I work on a base and they've done the grass out front our building all fancy pants and you can get in trouble for standing on "the queen's grass". She's also on our $20 and all our coins. You also have to remove your hat if you walk into a room that contains a picture of the queen.
@tysonbrady5932 жыл бұрын
My condolences from America. She was such a Don.
@MuzzaEmesy4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm also in Australia we swear and oath in front of a portrait of the queen when we join the military
@spthibault3 жыл бұрын
I got to say as a Radioman in the US Army. I was quite proud of the fact that she was also Radio operator... The Queen is kinda a badass.
@StevenFox804 жыл бұрын
I actually had to crawl through a pipe of water in absolute darkness with full equip back when I did basic training in military service.^^
@lololollololol6294 жыл бұрын
would be very cool and freaky exploring the paris catacombs lol
@iguiste234 жыл бұрын
I swore an oath to my country because to me it was the right thing to do regardless and you're 100% legit right on every fact. it is nice to see a video that isn't top 10 hypothetical possibilities but legit concrete solid foolproof facts. Good video I knew all of this and it is correct. Infact the Queens so powerful she or any member of the royal family could legally dissolve parliament entirely (even a descendent) under the right terms and if they have to for whatever deemed fit too. She also owns more square miles of land on the entire planet worth more than any other and is able to completly dismiss the PM and other Kings and Queens and demand the military and trident to do as she wants for fun. She's also a really good person and a true reigning monarch. :) I say don't mess with the Queen or us royals unless you want to spend your lfie on the run being chased and hunted by the most highly skilled trained John Wick style badasses on the planet. The last thing anyone would want is to have a beefeater or one of her best trianed assassins tracking you down lol you'd be buggered. I know if someone whom swore to protect the UK whether it be military, civil servent or even cyber security went rouge they'd be the most wanted person alive and in for a real new world of pain for betraying us. I was talking to my mate about the GTA thing- Her just running around weilding a rocket launcher out of a car window just going- I don't care i'm the queen kill them all!!! I'd piss myself and watch. :D This videos amazing lmfao.
@Regless00004 жыл бұрын
Every law or bill passed in Canada requires royal assent which can be given by the queen or her representative. She could theoretically block any and all Canadians bills from passing.
@lololollololol6294 жыл бұрын
the descent 1 AND 2 are awesome
@1234tntom12342 жыл бұрын
I just imagine some nutjob running through the sub with the AK and arming the Nukes when all of a sudden the entire sub peels open like a banana and there’s Her Fucking Majesty, Lizzie herself, literally floating there like a dbz character with glowly shit around her, hands behind her back, eyes sharp and she just goes “And what do you think you’re doing young man?”
@niemanddings95174 жыл бұрын
You cant hold your breath as long if your face isnt wet. It's called the diverreflex if I recall correctly.
@NeoIsrafil3 жыл бұрын
With a sense of humor like that I can see why the queen is so well liked. ^_^
@artoahremaa8624 жыл бұрын
Karl. You should watch Sanctum. Its a real pleasent underwater/ground journey.
@AussieCleetus4 жыл бұрын
Australia is still under the Queen too.
@Volt64bolt4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the queen watching this and laughing.
@housecat13593 жыл бұрын
Im from america never been to england but the queen partied with motorhead i love the queen
@sir_paniccakettv12634 жыл бұрын
Top 10 overpowered anime charters
@CarpeNoctem1354 жыл бұрын
I could definitely see 6 royal guards being wrench monkeys for the queen. “I need a 13mm wrench” “‘Ere you go mum.”
@yochaiwyss38434 жыл бұрын
"10mm" "Didn't find any. We put Satan on Speed Dail if you'd like to give him a talk." "Thank you dear."