The Queen Could Theoretically Nuke Anyone She Wanted To (Ali G Indahouse)

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@21reasons47
@21reasons47 4 жыл бұрын
When Karl was talking about the submariners not being worried because "The queen would stop them" I just imagine the queen walking outside and giving the nukes a stern talking to causing them to disappear.
@lynnbird280
@lynnbird280 4 жыл бұрын
jacob stephenson the Queen just parachuting in to stop a nuke from being lanched
@ThomasstevenSlater
@ThomasstevenSlater 4 жыл бұрын
She'll use the abundant glve
@stanletters
@stanletters 4 жыл бұрын
you tryna tell me she can’t?
@magic_cfw
@magic_cfw 4 жыл бұрын
Nukes: Ah, yes Your Majesty. We will now target a nearby invading alien fleet in outer space.
@Hurricayne92
@Hurricayne92 4 жыл бұрын
Not even disappear, it just stops in midair and slowly lowers back down.
@pan-semitistcommunist4181
@pan-semitistcommunist4181 4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian i can confirm Canadian soldiers do in fact have to swear their oath to the queen despite that we're a completely sovereign nation.
@overdrive_uk
@overdrive_uk 4 жыл бұрын
I bet you have to swear your oats to her too
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 4 жыл бұрын
Its cos we're still commonwealth. When I was a wee kid? We spent a year praying for that greedy skank Thatcher too. Shudders.
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 4 жыл бұрын
@@overdrive_uk You dont??❤😄🤣🤣
@pan-semitistcommunist4181
@pan-semitistcommunist4181 4 жыл бұрын
@@overdrive_uk only when its made into porridge
@justiceforjoggers2897
@justiceforjoggers2897 4 жыл бұрын
If your military swears and oath to anyone other than your country, are you really sovereign
@Vad3251
@Vad3251 4 жыл бұрын
"The military obeys every of her commands" Imagine, it's a celebration day, the military arrives before the royal family, *BUT* all of the military is in the same colours as the Queen
@cubicengineering4715
@cubicengineering4715 4 жыл бұрын
No no no, they all arrive in different colours so when they're in formation they're making an image
@zxshadowxz
@zxshadowxz 4 жыл бұрын
It's a giant image of a corgi
@Ramtamtama
@Ramtamtama 4 жыл бұрын
one of them has to be in a different colour, otherwise the referee will tell one of them to change
@canadianorange9676
@canadianorange9676 3 жыл бұрын
It's world war 3, your fighting the losing side. You hear the English and Canadians are sending help... They all show up wearing all pink gear with Barbie'd out ak47s.
@anandnairkollam
@anandnairkollam 3 жыл бұрын
Yes in pink
@arthurwolff
@arthurwolff 4 жыл бұрын
So THATS so why everyone was scared when she breached containment
@benjaminmadrigalperez9010
@benjaminmadrigalperez9010 4 жыл бұрын
Which number is she?
@arthurwolff
@arthurwolff 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmadrigalperez9010 i think its 1926-J
@budball36
@budball36 4 жыл бұрын
During WW2 the queen was a military mechanic. Doing full shifts she was not just a figure head.
@kennethbrus1428
@kennethbrus1428 4 жыл бұрын
She was also a Truck Driver during that time for the Army
@sterkriger2572
@sterkriger2572 4 жыл бұрын
“Long live to the queen!” “Shut up lad I trying to fix the carburetor”
@DJKr15py
@DJKr15py 3 жыл бұрын
She also allegedly used to work on her own cars when she was younger.
@Joe_From_IT
@Joe_From_IT 4 жыл бұрын
You’ve got to have a lot of respect for the queen. For all the privileges that are included, there is enormous responsibility- and she’s managed to do it with a great deal of class.
@F4ngel
@F4ngel 4 жыл бұрын
and she's been doing it longer than any other kings and queens we've had.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrylane4 THANK YOU! Why on Earth should anyone respect opulent nepotism that STILL has a power hold on some places that oppose British occupation? If the queen has so much power, then she could let certain occupied lands be free, back to the indigenous people who never wanted the Brits to rule them.
@robotmaster4515
@robotmaster4515 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr I respect the hell out of the Queen.
@randomstuff9005
@randomstuff9005 4 жыл бұрын
@@harrylane4 Well they gave up areas to the government and the government makes A LOT of money from those areas soooo
@dysfun3868
@dysfun3868 4 жыл бұрын
They bring in over a hundred time the amount we spend on them in tourism
@chriswhite950
@chriswhite950 4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, the queen has more authority in / over Canadian government than she does in England
@gageshott5654
@gageshott5654 4 жыл бұрын
And that isn't much.
@chriswhite950
@chriswhite950 4 жыл бұрын
shott she can override any law passed by the Canadian government
@charlesp3569
@charlesp3569 4 жыл бұрын
This guys not lying, also are federal police (RCMP) swear allegiance to the queen. Also all native tribes view her as the supreme authority...
@jolzers
@jolzers 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriswhite950 It's taught in Canadian schools that although she technically has this power, if she ever used it to overturn the elected Canadian government decisions then they would just remove her power to do that. Essentially she has the power to just make Canada dislike the queen if she uses her power.
@micahhewko2215
@micahhewko2215 4 жыл бұрын
But the Governor-General does everything.
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 The Duke of Edinburgh is Lord High Admiral, and therefore head of the navy. That was his 90th birthday present. My birthday presents are usually books.
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
A lot easier to keep the dust off books.
@ligause
@ligause 4 жыл бұрын
If you’re not rich enough to be head of the navy, at least you can 𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖 that you’re head of the navy?
@Threezi04
@Threezi04 4 жыл бұрын
The Australian army also swears fealty to the Queen.
@goldenhibid
@goldenhibid 4 жыл бұрын
Also the sniper from tf2
@michaelmcinerney5620
@michaelmcinerney5620 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah we do. We love the queen.
@TremereTT
@TremereTT 4 жыл бұрын
>completely sovereign nation
@excursiusofpixels6571
@excursiusofpixels6571 4 жыл бұрын
Does that include the kangaroos, cuz that would be terrifying
@SilusValeriusVT
@SilusValeriusVT 4 жыл бұрын
As a kangaroo I can confirm that
@mcmillan20101
@mcmillan20101 4 жыл бұрын
Just love the image of the queen sitting in an American style situation room. Giving the order to launch the nuke. While in matching hat and coat
@mr.nobody2191
@mr.nobody2191 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the corgis
@RoughNek72
@RoughNek72 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget some Yorkshire tea!
@citizen-7xl5
@citizen-7xl5 4 жыл бұрын
The type of iconic the queen has
@fernandotrevinocastro1018
@fernandotrevinocastro1018 4 жыл бұрын
you know shes the primary insopiration for that badass Tyrel oldlady in game of thrones, even if George rrMrtin is not aware of it
@mcmillan20101
@mcmillan20101 4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Treviño Castro I didn’t. But I also don’t watch the show
@mrjet3462
@mrjet3462 4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm in the case of the UK military they massively prefer the Queen to parliament. But a good chunk of that is likely down to parliament being total tossers towards the military. In the case of the army, things get a touch complicated. While many parts of the army are intimately connected to the crown and commissions are in the crowns name, the army is sort of under the authority of parliament. But if it came down to the army having to choose between the queen and parliament. They'd always go for the queenie
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 4 жыл бұрын
Long Live the Queen!
@OrDuneStudios
@OrDuneStudios 4 жыл бұрын
Samein aussie land. About 60% prefer queenie to parliment.
@michaelmcinerney5620
@michaelmcinerney5620 4 жыл бұрын
@@OrDuneStudios Because the queen's the best. Who wouldn't like her?
@dysfun3868
@dysfun3868 4 жыл бұрын
Most brits prefer the queen, even when some people in the royal family act like pricks cough cough Megan and Harry
@thomasgatley624
@thomasgatley624 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a New Zealander and I also love the royals
@gajeel9798
@gajeel9798 4 жыл бұрын
The Queen: "imma nuke em" NATO: "could you not?" The Queen: "imma do it!"
@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll fucking do it again.”
@kennethbrus1428
@kennethbrus1428 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, but what if America steps in having hundreds of Nukeluar Subs, thousands of Nukes, and a bigger Military force than the U.K. also more advanced military equipment.
@gajeel9798
@gajeel9798 4 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbrus1428 she doesn't really care my dude lol she will go to war if she feels like it
@kennethbrus1428
@kennethbrus1428 4 жыл бұрын
@@gajeel9798 So then the U.S. beats the crap out of the U.K. with the rail gun mounted on a destroyer, and the current lazier technology we have. Btw I mean no disrespect to the U.K at all. I'm just going off the facts that the U.S. has better military tech and a bigger Military in general
@gajeel9798
@gajeel9798 4 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbrus1428 dude I'm a texan I'm just saying that she don't care and I'd like to make Texas 2 in ireland
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 4 жыл бұрын
0:15 It wasn't really the Queen jumping, but it was her idea, and she insisted on doing all the non-stunt acting.
@tgrules565
@tgrules565 4 жыл бұрын
You mean it wasn't really a 90 year old woman jumping from the helicopter? Really? 🤦‍♂️
@charmingcthulhu6544
@charmingcthulhu6544 4 жыл бұрын
Could've fooled me
@davidwallin7518
@davidwallin7518 4 жыл бұрын
But she probably quite wanted to!
@Ramtamtama
@Ramtamtama 4 жыл бұрын
it's said that Danny Boyle went to the Palace to see if they could use it as a filming location, and the Queen insisted on playing herself as opposed to an actress doing it. And she did it on tick, which is brilliant
@trickshot646
@trickshot646 3 жыл бұрын
But in Jschlatt's Wii sports resort it was actually the queen, they just couldn't get her for bond.
@kadenrichards1196
@kadenrichards1196 4 жыл бұрын
7:17 “License and registration” *pulls out a tenner* “Are you trying to bribe me? “No, look closer.” “Oh shi-
@Uniformtree000
@Uniformtree000 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she ever got a fine by a police officer not realizing its the queen
@FeurFeurFeur
@FeurFeurFeur 4 жыл бұрын
It’s scary to imagine that the queen could restart the British empire with the full might of the commonwealth whenever she wants too
@DirtySanchezE115
@DirtySanchezE115 4 жыл бұрын
Not anymore she couldn't.
@niall3054
@niall3054 4 жыл бұрын
@@DirtySanchezE115 well
@Victoria-hp6sf
@Victoria-hp6sf 4 жыл бұрын
she wouldnt want to
@CedarHunt
@CedarHunt 4 жыл бұрын
Considering how weak the UK is as a military power, there isn't anything to be afraid of since it would reestablish the Empire just to have it collapse immediately. The US could literally close off sea access to the UK navy if it wanted to using only one of its 10 carrier battle groups.
@justinbeath5169
@justinbeath5169 4 жыл бұрын
@@CedarHunt why would America, or any country for that matter, want to stop her from restarting the empire. It wouldn't effect any country that doesn't already have as the head of state. If anything it would just make overseas trade easier since there would be less countries to make deals with
@AndyFarnham
@AndyFarnham 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite story about Elizabeth during the war was that in order to complete her land girls training she had to drive a lorry into London. The Palace were terrified of this in case, being just a girl, she crashed and how bad it would look, so they summoned Elizabeth. She arrived driving a lorry and therefore completed her training before they had the chance to object. I love that she has that attitude.
@okaydetar821
@okaydetar821 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The U.S president also has sole authority to launch nukes, and does not, as stated in the video, need congresses approval to do so.
@ladeao1552
@ladeao1552 4 жыл бұрын
@@HenshinFanatic Usually we have someone more mentally capable at the helm. But it is funny that a president technically needs permission to start a war but ending the world is solely his call.
@okaydetar821
@okaydetar821 4 жыл бұрын
@@HenshinFanatic But not everyone knows that, as evidenced by the fact that they say otherwise in the video, assuming falsely, as logical an assumption as it is, that they would need congresses approval. Also both you a Ladeao seem to think the issue with this is the specific president, when no, regardless of whether or not the president in the white house is the on the same political side as you, separation of powers still needs to be a thing, and making this an orange man bad deal, does nothing but turn off people who otherwise may agree that the president ANY PRESIDENT should not have sole authority to launch nukes, not just those on the opposite side of the politcal spectrum as you.
@TheKonkaman
@TheKonkaman 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rurik_Luci 750 nukes can do a lot of damage to anyone they are launched against
@utryping
@utryping 4 жыл бұрын
HenshinFanatic “woke left” lmao shut up canadian get off the internet
@evegrim8780
@evegrim8780 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but Americans would think that the queen would need approval from parliament or the prime minister
@justinhealy8061
@justinhealy8061 4 жыл бұрын
Karl's death is going to be watching Finding Nemo lol
@coconinoco
@coconinoco 4 жыл бұрын
0:46 The Queen is monarch in her own right, not a regent. A "regent" is someone who rules in place of a monarch who is too young to rule, is infirm or incapacitated in some way, or is away fighting wars. If Elisabeth were to step down and pass her duties to Charles, she would still be Queen but Charles would become Prince Regent.
@MannyJazzcats
@MannyJazzcats 4 жыл бұрын
Pointing something like this out but misspelling Elizabeth 😂
@coconinoco
@coconinoco 4 жыл бұрын
MannyJazzcats: oops! There goes my knighthood! in my defence I have a friend who spells her name with an ‘s’, so I must have written that on autopilot.
@Cepheus_Rex
@Cepheus_Rex 4 жыл бұрын
coconinoco is suspect he meant to say “regnant”
@overdrive_uk
@overdrive_uk 4 жыл бұрын
Karl is looking particularly tall today
@endzi1248
@endzi1248 4 жыл бұрын
He must of been wearing heels
@fang5474
@fang5474 4 жыл бұрын
Air cadet here, even we need swear an oath to the queen and we're between 12 to 20 years old
@dougmaurer7570
@dougmaurer7570 4 жыл бұрын
Karl bravery is not the lack of fear, it's the reaction to fear. That's why they use training like submersion and tight spaces.
@johncurtis118
@johncurtis118 4 жыл бұрын
But bravery can, in some cases, be the lack of fear.
@Liandra24
@Liandra24 4 жыл бұрын
@@johncurtis118 but total lack of fear can lead to arrogance, which can bring bad consequences as well
@overdrive_uk
@overdrive_uk 4 жыл бұрын
Let's start a petition to steal the Queen's golden Wii
@goldenxp9404
@goldenxp9404 4 жыл бұрын
Overdrive UK Golden wiid
@overdrive_uk
@overdrive_uk 4 жыл бұрын
@@goldenxp9404 Yes
@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 4 жыл бұрын
@GoldenXP Will I reach the truth?
@the_amazing_ratrat9821
@the_amazing_ratrat9821 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: She didn't actually receive it, it's in a collectors home in the Netherlands i believe
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
@Yassir vs wiing crimson
@MrMisticZ
@MrMisticZ 4 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that the video came up 2 minutes ago and there is already a guy claiming "yeah, all's true"
@Helperbot-2000
@Helperbot-2000 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain god
@imjustaguy4340
@imjustaguy4340 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Karlandra
@Karlandra 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just point out that this "little lady" knows how to fire a machine gun and bullied her father (at the time the King) to allow her to serve as a military mechanic.
@Helperbot-2000
@Helperbot-2000 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love her lol
@pupper9264
@pupper9264 4 жыл бұрын
As a British person, I can say that it is quite nice worshipping a nice old lady who loves bright colours At least it’s not-
@idcgaming518
@idcgaming518 4 жыл бұрын
A carrot?
@JustAGamerPerson
@JustAGamerPerson 3 жыл бұрын
An asshole.
@KangarooMonkey
@KangarooMonkey 2 жыл бұрын
@Axolotl Is Cool the guy from Home Alone 2.
@oreokitkat7992
@oreokitkat7992 4 жыл бұрын
Is Karl wearing high heels because he's looking tall this episode
@MalcolmBlackwell
@MalcolmBlackwell 4 жыл бұрын
He's standing on a box
@niameyers6686
@niameyers6686 4 жыл бұрын
The camera is at a different height.
@Wafflyy
@Wafflyy 4 жыл бұрын
He grew
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
The world shrank a few inches while you were sleeping.
@IamJmGJT
@IamJmGJT 4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 I thought something seemed off
@macvan8774
@macvan8774 4 жыл бұрын
Dang the queen is so badass I never knew she served in the military that’s so cool
@F4ngel
@F4ngel 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think its required that they all do. Even Harry served.
@Bill-2203
@Bill-2203 4 жыл бұрын
the Queen: I am the military
@gavinsfriend5836
@gavinsfriend5836 4 жыл бұрын
@@F4ngel yea harry has been all over the place he's even served with the Australian clearance divers (I think it was served but it may have just been training)
@gronnlundfrompaga1775
@gronnlundfrompaga1775 4 жыл бұрын
another thing about the queen I remember hearing afew years ago was that aparently a random couple invited her to their weading, and then she actualy showed up also she is not just the ultimate athority over al military maters, sense every bill needs her aproval to before being made into law and cus she could disolve the parlament and cal for a re election at prety much any time she wanted, can pardon anyone of any crime and technicly owns the souls of everyone in Britain(sense she is the head of the church of England)she is bsicly the ultimate authority in the UK
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine dying as a citizen of the commonwealth and you can't get into heaven because The Queen won't release your soul?
@theminecraftmaniaful
@theminecraftmaniaful 4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 How do you think she lasted this long.
@AliceIsSleepy
@AliceIsSleepy 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Biggs The Queen is a Lich.
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on her, she can't steal my soul of I'm not part of the church of England
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
@Axolotl Is Cool jokes on her I may be in the Catholic Church but I'm an atheist
@SwHealy123
@SwHealy123 4 жыл бұрын
There's allot of people in the UK who don't actually know the Queen has the level of power she does.
@thelistener1268
@thelistener1268 3 жыл бұрын
I was shocked. US viewer here. I thought the queen was a purely ceremonial title with no actual power.
@SpicyNapalm
@SpicyNapalm 4 жыл бұрын
Does this mean she has a theatrical kill streak of 25?
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 4 жыл бұрын
6:28 Drivers licences aren't issued in her name, but the queen in her personal capacity is incapable of committing any criminal offence for constitutional reasons, so it's legal for her to drive without a licence. 6:40 It was the King of Saudi Arabia, and he wasn't just "coming over", it was a state visit.
@Bill-2203
@Bill-2203 4 жыл бұрын
I think he mixed up driving licenses with passports
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
Wait so the queen could kill anyone she wanted and she can't be prosecuted?
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 4 жыл бұрын
@@guyfieri148 The only danger would be ruining public opinion enough to cause the public to seriously demand that the monarchy be abolished. That's still an option the Queen can't prevent, but the royals are no where near unpopular enough for abolition to work.
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok she can lil anyone who dislikes her, boom, done, next
@thatbritishmodelguy
@thatbritishmodelguy 4 жыл бұрын
'I hold my breath when anyone is underwater' Don't let him watch finding nemo
@Sudoku404
@Sudoku404 4 жыл бұрын
Was gonna share this video to my mom who loves the queen , till immediately after exiting full screen hearing him talk about a strippers g string
@HipsterKhan
@HipsterKhan 4 жыл бұрын
Jinsoku mum would’ve appreciated the end card more than you know.
@kokoboy6993
@kokoboy6993 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the videos is wondering how Karl went from nuking people to Ali G
@Mitch_Rogoff
@Mitch_Rogoff 4 жыл бұрын
The president doesn’t need congressional approval for any military action less than 90days and doesn’t need to notify congress within 5 days
@tiredox3788
@tiredox3788 4 жыл бұрын
The U.S president doesn't need permission from Congress to launch a nuclear strike.
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolusrex5213 Only one, the Defence Secretary. Academics are generally much more worried about the measures to prevent a rogue US president launching than the procedures for a rogue PM. This is largely because of the queen's role in the UK system.
@CedarHunt
@CedarHunt 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda, the president technically has authority to use the nuclear arsenal at his discretion however he does have a chain of command and if the secretary of defense or his cadre of generals in the joint chiefs of staff decide that the order is unlawful then it won't happen. If the president today ordered a unilateral strike on China for example, the Pentagon would decide that order was unlawful since there is no declaration of war against China and it is against established policies that limit nuclear deployment to defensive roles only and refuse to carry it out.
@fist-of-doom487
@fist-of-doom487 4 жыл бұрын
@@carolusrex5213 except as in the case with the drone incident. Their are certain powers issued by the president that allows him to go over the chain of command and leaves the pentagons confused and shocked.
@CameraHam
@CameraHam 4 жыл бұрын
Carolus Rex521 I remember hearing a story about I think Nixon who authorized a nuclear strike on Russia when he was plastered and one of his advisers waited to actually send the order until the next morning when he sobered up.
@samson5087
@samson5087 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the only actual nuclear strike in history was the president making the decision and bombing Japan
@bfletcher9678
@bfletcher9678 4 жыл бұрын
we do swear an oath to the Queen and or her successors if we enlist in Canada.
@Snp2024
@Snp2024 4 жыл бұрын
But did she need successor she is basically immortal at this point.
@Bigfatfatty740
@Bigfatfatty740 4 жыл бұрын
Queens answer to anything is “i am the queen”
@gabemartinez2558
@gabemartinez2558 4 жыл бұрын
Tywin Lannister: Any woman who must say "I am the queen" is no true queen.
@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 4 жыл бұрын
Any queen that doesn’t exist in the real world is no true queen.
@matthewbxqz
@matthewbxqz 4 жыл бұрын
Americans definitely know about Ali G! I watched that movie in college almost 15 years ago now, and my frat bros and I can still quote it word for word, including the accent!
@adrianwitkowski7757
@adrianwitkowski7757 4 жыл бұрын
Karl looks particularly tall today
@Chalky.
@Chalky. 4 жыл бұрын
Probably the Magnum P.I shirt making him look taller.
@fist-of-doom487
@fist-of-doom487 4 жыл бұрын
I will be surprised when the Queen dies because it will be at that moment my theory she’s immortal will be disproven.
@noti7510
@noti7510 4 жыл бұрын
The Queen will at least become the oldest person in the world and history.
@wowdogememe1541
@wowdogememe1541 4 жыл бұрын
She isn't immortal. Royal controversy makes her live longer
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
@@wowdogememe1541 so she's immortal?
@wowdogememe1541
@wowdogememe1541 4 жыл бұрын
@@guyfieri148 practically
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 4 жыл бұрын
@@noti7510 Fun fact: The Guinness Book of World Records lists "current oldest person" instead of "oldest person ever" because as good ol' Irish boys they're devoutly religious and refuse to contradict the bible's claim that some of the early humans lived to be 900 years old. So technically the Queen has to live to be over 900 before she can claim to be the oldest person of all time.
@thedarkoracle4807
@thedarkoracle4807 4 жыл бұрын
In America, we don't call it caving. We call it spelunking.
@thedarkoracle4807
@thedarkoracle4807 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_chesmoor We like to feel special.
@prouddegenerates9056
@prouddegenerates9056 4 жыл бұрын
Ben F Like saying soccer instead of football?
@mr.nonentity3906
@mr.nonentity3906 4 жыл бұрын
@@prouddegenerates9056 to be fair that term was coined by the brits
@thedarkoracle4807
@thedarkoracle4807 4 жыл бұрын
@@prouddegenerates9056 And having a completely different sport called football?
@wintermiller4845
@wintermiller4845 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkoracle4807 Like the Aussies?
@markdeardry9764
@markdeardry9764 4 жыл бұрын
Yesterday i had an hour long conversation with my 60 year old horror obssessed neighbour and she said the exact same thing as karl
@myrixica4222
@myrixica4222 3 жыл бұрын
How William and Harry got round that grannys face is on the money thing, they used scottish bank notes :P
@Jedi_Spartan
@Jedi_Spartan 3 жыл бұрын
Russell Howard (Queen impression): "Put me back in your pocket you dirty bastard!"
@AMVShooterUnlimited
@AMVShooterUnlimited 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Ali-G, let's see who gets this "Switch on the engine pass it on"
@marcofioretti6908
@marcofioretti6908 4 жыл бұрын
This video summarises why everyone will be sad when she actually dies
@icicestaniskishayinew6884
@icicestaniskishayinew6884 4 жыл бұрын
Be thankful she's still here, and we were alive to see it
@marcofioretti6908
@marcofioretti6908 4 жыл бұрын
Ein Blutrünstiges Etwas that’s also true
@RedMenace0
@RedMenace0 4 жыл бұрын
How could you skip the part where she pulled her parachute and it was the British flag? That sealed the deal at the Olympics.
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
I heard she didn't use a chute, she just levitated down and ordered a flock of birds to fly in formation to create the British union jack. ('cause apparently those are some of her powers as well).
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 4 жыл бұрын
@@rsrt6910 no, she revealed her wings, most of the people at the Olympics turned to stone, it's a massive cover up
@number3766
@number3766 2 жыл бұрын
The Queen Liz is insane, so much so that even Americans like me love and respect her. She wasn't just a mechanic, but a supply driver. Due to the no women in military policy, she basically drove high value supplies (guns, ammo, food, fuel, water) WITHOUT a rifle and sometimes WITHOUT SECURITY! She had one of the most dangerous jobs, and she did it with no protection. The best part is, she had the option to not join, or simply have a desk job within the military, but actively chose to be on the front lines with her people.
@Skull-Render
@Skull-Render 4 жыл бұрын
My two favorite parts of Ali g... Switch on the engine, pass it on. And the end credits 🤣 If you know, you know.
@adam99nix
@adam99nix 4 жыл бұрын
Good job guys, good luck to you all and ya Big Wangers™
@randomn4me205
@randomn4me205 4 жыл бұрын
In addition to her powers in military matters the Queen also has sovereign immunity in the Commonwealth and diplomatic immunity elsewhere in the world. So she wouldn't even face a trial after nuking somewhere (Wales!)
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but if it ruins public opinion of the monarchy bad enough they can just abolish the monarchy. Granted it would take something of astronomical proportions to ruin public opinion that much. Not like it can be done on a 51% majority.
@sword4005
@sword4005 3 жыл бұрын
fun queen fact: a family joking invited the queen to their wedding and she turned up
@volcanoproductions7404
@volcanoproductions7404 2 жыл бұрын
Tourist when they said the queen lives around here. Queen: stealth 100
@fellowearthling1632
@fellowearthling1632 4 жыл бұрын
3:40 “I can’t watch films where they go into Walter, because I’m scared of the water” Alright, but what about monster trucks?
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 4 жыл бұрын
8:15 The backup plan for if the PM goes mad and tries to start WW3 is for the Chief of the Defence Staff to resign. His successor would have to be appointed by the queen, so the chain of control of the nuclear weapons would be broken, leaving time to HM the Queen to fire the PM. I'm not sure whether I'm reassured by the fact this is a problem they have considered in advance, or very worried.
@TheFilthyCringer
@TheFilthyCringer 4 жыл бұрын
There are countries who legitimately have plans in case of a zombie apocalypse. They want to be prepared for anything. They've probably got protocols for alien invasions and the uprising of the mole men.
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFilthyCringer How exactly do you plan for alien invasion? If they've got the technology to get here they've got technology thousands of years ahead of ours.
@TheFilthyCringer
@TheFilthyCringer 4 жыл бұрын
@@WildBluntHickok It's really simple dude. What we do is we get Will Smith to fly to the alien mothership while holding a radio broadcasting yodelling and also give him a couple glasses of water.
@jacobhall1324
@jacobhall1324 3 жыл бұрын
Cop: May I see your license Queeny: I am my license
@jessethomas3319
@jessethomas3319 3 жыл бұрын
Had to go watch Ali G after this. Was not disappointed
@fattestboyslimmer2403
@fattestboyslimmer2403 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. It's all f-ing true.
@howtochangenameonyoutube7571
@howtochangenameonyoutube7571 4 жыл бұрын
“I hold my breath why the characters go underwater” it must be hard for you to watch finding Nemo or finding dory
@Liandra24
@Liandra24 4 жыл бұрын
just hold your breath when the fish are speaking in the air, that would be the fish equivalent
@howtochangenameonyoutube7571
@howtochangenameonyoutube7571 4 жыл бұрын
Marina Cruz that’s not what he said he said when the characters are underwater we are not making special rules from some films
@Liandra24
@Liandra24 4 жыл бұрын
How to change name on youtube alright, it was just a funny thing that ran through my mind cause I’ve seen those same thoughts being said before(what Karl said). Also because in the movie Finding Nemo Marlin(?) held his breath before screaming out out of water(there is a thought).
@karleighelizabethlust4994
@karleighelizabethlust4994 2 жыл бұрын
As Commander in Chief, the American President could “Technically” order a nuclear strike without Congressional approval, it’s an unspoken rule to get approved first in the same way that, prior to Roosevelt, there was no term limit, but George Washington only served twice, so that was as long as you could serve.
@domanickhope4974
@domanickhope4974 4 жыл бұрын
Karl watch as above so below... So amazing love it
@kieranbowyer8
@kieranbowyer8 4 жыл бұрын
Karl brings up a part of british army training my mother had to do. Where you have to crawl, fully geared up, through a pipe of water. My mother was originally claustrophobic and had a fear of being underwater. This training made it so she is now TERRIFIED of the two. However, it also made her realise one of her other fears, can't remember what she said, was completely ridiculous.
@Hampton-Hamilton-Piggles-Worth
@Hampton-Hamilton-Piggles-Worth 3 жыл бұрын
Just started watching your vids. You're really entertaining and informative! Much love from the USA!
@Tvhiti
@Tvhiti 4 жыл бұрын
‘Even the President-well maybe not THIS President usually needs permission’ *sobs in American*
@thomasgodridge5945
@thomasgodridge5945 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have a licence? I AM THE DRIVING LICENCE.
@richardtree6645
@richardtree6645 Жыл бұрын
another fun fact is that a nuclear strike could be ordered from the royal yatch whilst it was in use, the royal yatch was equipt with at the time military secret communications equipment among other classified tech.
@rhysspear440
@rhysspear440 4 жыл бұрын
2.58 that's called the sheep dip, been through that once or twice! 😬 It's not too bad in the summer!
@LadyNikitaShark
@LadyNikitaShark 4 жыл бұрын
The queen will only die after prince Charles is 7 feet under and with a ton of cement on top.
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean if she dies tomorrow, the royal guards will show up at Charles front door, drag him out and bury him before the Queen's wake?
@richardhinton4232
@richardhinton4232 4 жыл бұрын
When you mentioned the American president needing congressional approval to do things and mentioned that the current president doesn't care about that procedure I'd like to mention that Barak Obama has set the record for the most presidential resolutions of any president by several hundreds
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
Also that congressional approval is not required for the president to order a nuclear strike.
@DocEJ
@DocEJ 4 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth II has kept her knowledge of the armed up to date since her time as a mechanic. To date, she still has weekly meetings with generals of the UK army
@VitaeLibra
@VitaeLibra 2 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but Karl, the scenes in Jaws where you need to hold your breath would be much easier if you were in that situation due to the mammalian diving reflex. Of course you'd have to keep calm and... well... good luck
@That-one-guy-named-Neo
@That-one-guy-named-Neo 4 жыл бұрын
That's abusing your power in the BEST way possible...
@finchmeister1504
@finchmeister1504 4 жыл бұрын
Got the same kind of claustrofobia Karl, I feel you
@azuregriffin1116
@azuregriffin1116 4 жыл бұрын
*phobia
@AndyFarnham
@AndyFarnham 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember an army recruitment advert, late 80s/early 90s i think, where they new guy gets shoved into the pipe, and snags his trousers on something so can't get out?
@IAzSumLooPYTuNeEs
@IAzSumLooPYTuNeEs 3 жыл бұрын
Out of all this video I’ve learnt 2 things 1. The queens a mechanic (also if anyone knows does she do friendly MOTs?) & 2. I’ve not watched Ali G in too long
@dfgdfg_
@dfgdfg_ 4 жыл бұрын
Englefield green (massive) is where all the students at Royal Holloway university live :) @Karl
@viniciusrodrigues1689
@viniciusrodrigues1689 4 жыл бұрын
12:03 "don't worry, we are going to throw some clips for the people at home". Shows two clips only well, I guess I have to watch it now.
@paddy1225
@paddy1225 4 жыл бұрын
The decent is the most anxiety inducing movies I've ever seen
@DannyGruesome
@DannyGruesome 3 жыл бұрын
Ali G is one of my favorite obscure comedy movies
@eric45
@eric45 4 жыл бұрын
US president does not need permition to fire nuke.. he is tech able to pull that triger by him self with no need of congress ...
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
AND he can have all the french fries he wants from the whitehouse kitchen. So TAKE THAT Queen!
@gordjennings
@gordjennings 4 жыл бұрын
The Canadian thing is definitely true. Soldiers refer to their camouflage uniforms as "the Queen's relish". I work on a base and they've done the grass out front our building all fancy pants and you can get in trouble for standing on "the queen's grass". She's also on our $20 and all our coins. You also have to remove your hat if you walk into a room that contains a picture of the queen.
@tysonbrady593
@tysonbrady593 2 жыл бұрын
My condolences from America. She was such a Don.
@MuzzaEmesy
@MuzzaEmesy 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm also in Australia we swear and oath in front of a portrait of the queen when we join the military
@spthibault
@spthibault 3 жыл бұрын
I got to say as a Radioman in the US Army. I was quite proud of the fact that she was also Radio operator... The Queen is kinda a badass.
@StevenFox80
@StevenFox80 4 жыл бұрын
I actually had to crawl through a pipe of water in absolute darkness with full equip back when I did basic training in military service.^^
@lololollololol629
@lololollololol629 4 жыл бұрын
would be very cool and freaky exploring the paris catacombs lol
@iguiste23
@iguiste23 4 жыл бұрын
I swore an oath to my country because to me it was the right thing to do regardless and you're 100% legit right on every fact. it is nice to see a video that isn't top 10 hypothetical possibilities but legit concrete solid foolproof facts. Good video I knew all of this and it is correct. Infact the Queens so powerful she or any member of the royal family could legally dissolve parliament entirely (even a descendent) under the right terms and if they have to for whatever deemed fit too. She also owns more square miles of land on the entire planet worth more than any other and is able to completly dismiss the PM and other Kings and Queens and demand the military and trident to do as she wants for fun. She's also a really good person and a true reigning monarch. :) I say don't mess with the Queen or us royals unless you want to spend your lfie on the run being chased and hunted by the most highly skilled trained John Wick style badasses on the planet. The last thing anyone would want is to have a beefeater or one of her best trianed assassins tracking you down lol you'd be buggered. I know if someone whom swore to protect the UK whether it be military, civil servent or even cyber security went rouge they'd be the most wanted person alive and in for a real new world of pain for betraying us. I was talking to my mate about the GTA thing- Her just running around weilding a rocket launcher out of a car window just going- I don't care i'm the queen kill them all!!! I'd piss myself and watch. :D This videos amazing lmfao.
@Regless0000
@Regless0000 4 жыл бұрын
Every law or bill passed in Canada requires royal assent which can be given by the queen or her representative. She could theoretically block any and all Canadians bills from passing.
@lololollololol629
@lololollololol629 4 жыл бұрын
the descent 1 AND 2 are awesome
@1234tntom1234
@1234tntom1234 2 жыл бұрын
I just imagine some nutjob running through the sub with the AK and arming the Nukes when all of a sudden the entire sub peels open like a banana and there’s Her Fucking Majesty, Lizzie herself, literally floating there like a dbz character with glowly shit around her, hands behind her back, eyes sharp and she just goes “And what do you think you’re doing young man?”
@niemanddings9517
@niemanddings9517 4 жыл бұрын
You cant hold your breath as long if your face isnt wet. It's called the diverreflex if I recall correctly.
@NeoIsrafil
@NeoIsrafil 3 жыл бұрын
With a sense of humor like that I can see why the queen is so well liked. ^_^
@artoahremaa862
@artoahremaa862 4 жыл бұрын
Karl. You should watch Sanctum. Its a real pleasent underwater/ground journey.
@AussieCleetus
@AussieCleetus 4 жыл бұрын
Australia is still under the Queen too.
@Volt64bolt
@Volt64bolt 4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the queen watching this and laughing.
@housecat1359
@housecat1359 3 жыл бұрын
Im from america never been to england but the queen partied with motorhead i love the queen
@sir_paniccakettv1263
@sir_paniccakettv1263 4 жыл бұрын
Top 10 overpowered anime charters
@CarpeNoctem135
@CarpeNoctem135 4 жыл бұрын
I could definitely see 6 royal guards being wrench monkeys for the queen. “I need a 13mm wrench” “‘Ere you go mum.”
@yochaiwyss3843
@yochaiwyss3843 4 жыл бұрын
"10mm" "Didn't find any. We put Satan on Speed Dail if you'd like to give him a talk." "Thank you dear."
@dameanbailey9828
@dameanbailey9828 2 жыл бұрын
Not the time KZbin…..not the time
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