The Quest for the Blue Checkmark

[@EmperorLemon]

Welcome to the first and hopefully last episode of Twitter Geographic, because I never want to spend any more time covering this garbage website.

[@shimon4531]

Congrats man.

[@migolas8222]

Solar sands made a great video about that

[@arghpee]

Twitter is a prime example of why the Internet should have a mental health check wall before you enter

[@cykelt6948]

True

[@Zathren]

I gave up social media before Twitter really hit it's stride back in 2012. I don't miss it, even slightly.

[@asciiCAT]

I don't think anyone expected for this to age the way it has

[@OpinionFactChecker]

That this wasn't common knowledge earlier shows how deep the rabbit hole goes!

[@ZhongXina01]

Especially Obama as one of the verified people, just to be impersonated

[@OpinionFactChecker]

@@ZhongXina01 Shadow banned comment.

[@arcaderdude]

@@OpinionFactChecker yo i can't even see his comment

[@OpinionFactChecker]

@@arcaderdude It shows in replies, but not in thread! I have two accounts so I can see if I'm being shadow banned. It happens a lot and is a despicably deceptive practice, one of many I've come to expect from Liberal Democrats!

[@GooTube42]

Don't worry Emp, the blue checkmark is now only $8 away! :)

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

Only for like a day, LOL.

[@mastercabbage]

What a glorious time

[@RERM001]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v not anymore!

[@merucrypoison296]

He should definitely do a follow up on the elon era but it might be too early

[@Ransomwave]

@@user-fe8gx3ie5v I don't think your comment aged too well LOL

[@YungDebuff]

Someone on Twitter once said “it’s almost like reading everyone else’s opinions all day is making us insane”

[@migolas8222]

*That's true*

[@mathphysicsnerd]

Well, that's one of 3 smart things I've heard was posted to Twitter

[@tlocto]

it’s self aware!

[@Josuh]

I miss Google+ man

[@shawklan27]

@@migolas8222 *do you know what the true meaning of insanity is?*

[@superstar64]

$6,000 to $8. What a price drop.

[@johnq4951]

And now it's gone from worthless to below worthless.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@merucrypoison296]

He should definitely do a follow up on the elon era but it might be too early

[@cupofdirtfordinner]

invest NOW

[@micheal5117]

​@@merucrypoison296hello 'een

[@ZingoBananaa]

"I've never met another person irl that actually uses twitter" not even 10 second in and i feel like this video is the real deal

[@buzzsawenthusiast1756]

I've met more people who use Tumblr than ones that regular Twitter, which is absolutely horrific

[@ZingoBananaa]

@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 don't even get me started on reddit then

[@andrewputnam2717]

@@ZingoBananaa downloading reddit was one of the worst decisions I ever made

[@randominternetuser5872]

@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 isn't Twitter just modern day Tumblr?

[@AnxiousPsyche1003]

@@randominternetuser5872 It is, all the SJWs and tumblrinas migrated there

[@Thafnine]

i set my twitter trends to japan 3 months back. can't understand a word but my god it's refreshing to not see politics all over my recommended

[@alienperson7286]

imagine if it was politics anyways

[@jmatzgames]

time to switch regions

[@Sketchy_Dood]

Not a bad idea thaf

[@timmteller871]

@Roger Dodger Thats a pro tbh

[@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller]

Well,if japanese politics end up trending it's not a bad thing anyways, i can't speak japanese.

[@otherlego]

I find it really funny how EmpLemon has officially partnered with SteakUmm's.

[@migolas8222]

They didn't pay him, but they were very nice

[@larrylaffer3246]

They raised the steaks.

[@imperialphoenix1229]

New sponsor?

[@larrylaffer3246]

@@imperialphoenix1229 I don't think so but considering it's not Raid Shadow Legends he could do worse

[@FainthedCherry]

He did?!

[@Pixelcraftian]

It’s funny that the blue badge went from “people are dying to get it” to “look at this loser” lmao

[@MarsTheMellow]

Pixel?! What are you doin' here!?

[@GlinkBetweenWorlds]

This video is especially timely because today a long time streamer and legendary WoW player, Reckful tragically took his own life. Right before he passed, he made a post on twitter and got a lot of replies encouraging suicide. The internet has become a dark place that separates and isolates people from understanding each other.

[@ronondex6]

I knew that twitter was a toxic hell whole but goddammit the comment section under his last post just made me sick. Rest in peace Reckful

[@jasonandriulaitis7885]

Glink the Internet was always toxic, now more so than ever.

[@juicyd9233]

Something similar happened to Etika. I remember clearly how his downward spiral started when twitter harrased him for saying the n-word. Later everyone was calling him clown. Such a disgusting site.

[@Obyvvatel]

dude you are really the first source i got this info from :c and i remember him on dr k some time back

[@gumbyshrimp2606]

He had it coming

[@MahDryBread]

Fun Fact: I've been trying to get that damned blue check mark for ages. I have someone who represents me talking to Twitter and Twitter flat out told them that I meet the requirements to be verified, but because they're currently short staffed, they aren't verifying people unless it's "urgent'" What even is an "Urgent Twitter Verification"? Are they really trying to tell me that it's not just a button they click? They said I meet the requirements so they must have checked me, right?

[@DannyMeasho999]

:(

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Seems like that only want to verify people they like or that fits whatever agenda they push. Either that or it really is that difficult lol

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@SangheiliSpecOp if its difficult, they are doing it all wrong. especially if they have to dive into the spaghetti that is twitters code

[@WeAreMilkman]

Did you take the helix or dome fossil?

[@i8dacookies890]

I don’t know what went into that process. I met the criteria to be selected, but I wasn’t.

[@ayylmaotv]

Twitter staff when skai jackson and checkmark accounts doxx kids: I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

[@migolas8222]

Bruh... *...You have a checkmark*

[@NSXPCConnection]

Guacomole

[@zoeyaaahmed203]

@@NSXPCConnection No, dont do this to yourself! Save yourself before you appending doom!

[@GeneralNuisance00]

@@NSXPCConnection Stop yourself before Skai finds out.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

"and so people with anime profiles pics shall burn and demolish everything impure in their internet, letting entire companies burn in the flames while they stop and watch some victory hentai..."

[@katchereye]

This video aged like a fucking Diamond.

[@xtheloser-ro3jh]

The awful thing is that it's actually a very well-made video

[@UNO279]

Really is just like wine

[@CheddarDrip]

"aged like a diamond" gets more funny the more I think about how it doesn't make any sense

[@katchereye]

@@CheddarDrip Ah, a fellow mushroom enthusiast!

[@gairisiuil]

@@CheddarDrip diamonds form under pressure for thousands of years

[@jstyxx4110]

I like how this man reached out to SteakUmms. And succeeded.

[@henrymartinvo]

and they respond in all lowercase. i guess there are ppl behind the brands...

[@goober239]

@@henrymartinvo Not to mention when EmpLemon told them he was making a video about verification, they responded with "nice." As in they actually watch the content and care about who they are watching.

[@rubadubmedia]

Time to buy some SteakUmms stock

[@MeatMonsterMan]

Respect to them.

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

i only just realized that pornhub's color scheme is twitter's color scheme inverted

[@austinwanner449]

i just inverted colors and wow you're right

[@yosukehanamura3507]

wait holy shit you're right.

[@nerp9271]

For all the brain let’s. Blue and orange are opposite on the colour wheel, and black and white and self explanatory

[@wewladstbh]

@@nerp9271 >brain let's

[@weegle.]

obviously lol, black opposite of white, orange opposite of blue. Thought everyone learned this in highschool

[@marvininabox]

Blue checkmarks these days are just a way to know that someone's going to have awful takes

[@migolas8222]

If you wouldn't count twomad, than yeah

[@Krimay.]

@@migolas8222 That man is a cutie

[@512TheWolf512]

because a lot, and i mean A LOT of communists are verified

[@Krimay.]

@@512TheWolf512 big faxx

[@bennieblanks5129]

@@512TheWolf512 Like he said, if you want verification "be a journalist."

[@PiousMoltar]

Twitter: "A verification checkmark is not an endorsement" *removes checkmarks from people they don't agree with* Me: Oh so now it literally is an endorsement, great.

[@Rodrigo-kq3js]

shit website

[@marko-gj1uj]

Damn, your account is 15 years old.

[@Vesdus]

Literally only gives blue checkmarks to users that generate money for them. xD Sounds like an endorsement to me!

[@Fay7666]

And nowadays, people are like "get this fucking checkmark off my profile".

[@duchi882]

As someone who doesn't use Twitter this video makes me grateful that I don't use Twitter

[@MustraOrdo]

same

[@idealistic6440]

Same lmao

[@tiajoseph7309]

I used Twitter for one day and deleted it. Couldn't take the shit fest that was going on with these people.

[@mrsuperheatran2794]

I try not to go too deep into the rabbit hole, but I use it for Nintendo Switch screenshots and captures since I don't wanna annoy my family on Facebook with constant posting of video game stuff.

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

I use Twitter to download fan-arts that couldn't exist in Pixiv

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

"wouldn't read the book, but I will see the movie."

[@migolas8222]

*Thats kinda the goal of youtube*

[@woosix7735]

Migolas that is exactly what I thick every day but that is hard to put in to words. Thanks

[@Pioxys]

Sounds like people who don't watch anime, but don't read the manga.

[@imlate-official3714]

"Would read book™, won't bee the movie"

[@ad3l]

" I would love to see leafy " H3H3

[@hechno9080]

The phrase “getting tarred and feathered by a mob of anime profile pics” is just too good

[@migolas8222]

*Twitter summed up in 11 words*

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

Cant forget the "beheaded by kpop stans and then taxidermied by political militants"

[@haydenscott3808]

@@SpaceDuckQuack He ain't wrong though, happy I left it before I got drawn into an irritating argument, but that was years ago now so I don't even remember setting it up all that clearly either.

[@SpaceDuckQuack]

@@haydenscott3808 I was told, as an artist, twitter is something I have to depend on but that's utter bullshit lmao. Twitter is a shithole

[@bingbongjoel6581]

Techno Show **Angery anime pp noises**

[@Astro_Crunch]

I think the fact that Twitter doesn't even have an edit button, a feature that's on pretty much every platform imaginable, is very indicative of the site's nature. It's a website that does not forgive and does not forget. Whether it be an unsavory remark someone made a decade ago (that they probably don't even agree with anymore), or even just making a simple typo, it's very clear that Twitter is not a place for those who make mistakes.

[@carl7810]

Even youtube got a edit button, so you'd think it shouldn't be that hard for twitter to get one.

[@chocov1233]

@@badis1173 Or you can just make sure to send out a Tweet that you personally consider to be perfect, but even that can backfire in the future. Honestly I only use Twitter to have intelligent conversation about video games and comic book super heroes with people online and I use it sparingly, it has worked out well for me.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

KZbin comments always have edit buttons in order to fix any mistakes, and it's pretty neat. The problem is that the "dislike button" in the comment section is more mysterious than I thought it would be.

[@Roverdrive_X]

@@poweroffriendship2.0 The comment dislike button hasn't worked for *years.* I heard at some point that it reduces the comment's visibility internally, but that could easily be wrong. People hated it when KZbin considered the idea of removing the video dislike button. But they already removed the dislike button from the comments a long time ago. The only difference is they kept the icon for you to click.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Nevertheless Twitter can go die It’s so trash even pewdiepie deleted it and you should do the same there’s no upside to it The only people who should even stay on there are the bad people because the only real upside to twittcrap is keeping the bad people where they belong, we don’t want them to spill everywhere

[@bocodamondo]

twitter is only good for posting and following art. theres alot of really talented japanese artists who use the site, and the only thing they post is their drawings and pictures of their food. i WISH the rest of the world used twitter like they do

[@gododoof]

Art and porn

[@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398]

Even then, being a new artist on the sites is very difficult to get noticed. Twitter cropping is the bane of every artist and the algorithm barely promotes us since it promotes more comments that likes which many artist don't have in their pieces. Many big artists coordinate art shares every now and then for comments because they know the struggles of getting traction from the very bottom

[@Korgi_Polymer]

Aye Boco, whats good man? Didn't expect to see you here. -Y2k4ever

[@yourtags4876]

Twitter is good for its childbr0n content (if you dig deep enough)

[@carguycarson]

Zone is my favorite twitter artist

[@snubcube]

0:47 Actually, there are 4 emotions. Smug, Passive Aggressive, Unintelligible Rage and Horny.

[@PViolety]

Thanks for the tip.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Really ? Explain pls, I don't see it

[@snubcube]

@@nicholasleclerc1583 You're too young then

[@omegs]

theres a secret fifth *the mufucking uhhh*

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

So true. I only check the site when Jev doesn't upload to see what's up, and to see when Projekt Melody is streaming 😆

[@thattimestampguy]

0:00 Going off on Twitter 0:48 1. Smug 2. Passive-Aggresive 3. Mega Rage 1:16 Twitter is KZbin's Comment Sections (No) 2:14 The Verification Badge - Reporters - Corporations - High Figures 3:14 "Check back later" 4:05 What a mess! 4:22 So.... how did we get here? 25,000 accounts per year 5:52 Summer 2016 7:00 _De-Verification_ 8:03 Verification = Endorsement? 9:03 They are jeopardizing their safe harbor protection 10:23 Twitter Stock Falls 11:27 Brand Twitter 14:00 The Age of the Blue Filter 14:40 Kavos 15:59 Alpharad 17:02 Cowbelly 17:58 _Have you been featured in online news articles?_ 19:32 Paywall, Restrictions, 21:10 “Blue Checkmark” 22:39 Twitter Sucks 24:08 © Copyright © Never Goes Away!!!! 27:20 “You have nothing to gain, and everything to lose”

[@migolas8222]

Thanks for your work, soldier

[@pitig1970]

Thank you timestamp poster

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

But the video just came out.... How did u do dis

[@Ashutoshlakra]

good stuff pal _/\_

[@davidegaruti2582]

KZbin should verify these heroes ...

[@rmwf8836]

Twitter was actually dying out, then Trump became president, and people started to go to the site to follow him and it blew up again

[@thhrjdh5564]

It's both a curse and a blessing.

[@Heropsychodream]

I fully anticipate that once Trump is gone that Twitter is going to tank. Media was drawn to his twitter feed like flies on shit. Every little thing he muses on became news, became clicks, became cash. Biden is going to be boring and boredom doesn't get clicks.

[@ihvojd]

Well he’s been permanently banned off recently. So yeah Twitter will either officially die off or become a better place. Or filled to the brim with porn.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

Luckily I left that crap site

[@etrs]

Now I get why people hate him so much...

[@Why_It]

Emp: "You can only be three moods on twitter; smug, passive agressive, and..." Me: "Horny, definitely horny." Emp: "unintelligible rage." That's also true.

[@andrewputnam2717]

Horny and unintelligible rage can be the same thing

[@gustavocarrasco9110]

Raging horniness.

[@RCmaniac667]

COOM!

[@ddd-op5wy]

@JOHN JOHN nice buzz word, keep using it, it hasn't gotten old

[@yusufgazi7]

It’s more horniness from female simp Stan account creeps, Who no one seems to talk about. Females simp for celebrities who will never know their existence, it’s weird

[@whenwhen2284]

"If you take a day off social media, you're going to miss *_fucking nothing_* " -Jacksepticeye

[@officialprincelouie]

SOOO true....

[@wolfson9964]

@@officialprincelouie Wait, did he actually say this?

[@officialprincelouie]

@@wolfson9964 Pretty sure yeah, I heard it in one of his videos I think... But I may be Wrong though. Because l mean, sometimes your brain just loves to lie to you. I don't know why, but it just be like that.

[@dumbvillage9253]

Okay, why does jacksepticeye apparently have so many aggressive quotes?

[@MidwestArtMan]

About the person who said they’ve never met a person irl who uses Twitter, there is data that supports that. Only about 22% of American adults have a Twitter and 80% of tweets come from 10% of users. Only about 2% of the U.S. is exceptionally active on it, and that doesn’t even account for all of the brands that tweet all day.

[@kaggapu]

tf

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

I bet that 10% of users includes bots.

[@DolphinPain]

@@SpareSomeChange8080 if you remember under trump's tweets, there were plenty

[@liarwithagun]

I've never met a person IRL that uses Twitter. Or at least anyone who mentioned they have ever used it. Maybe thats because I only meet other poor working class people though.

[@kaphizmey6229]

as someone with a twitter account (regretfully, might i add), i’ve come across people who tweet *_hundreds of times a day,_* mostly about toxic political shit. a lot of these people also had very clear political biases, either stated in their bios or in the statements they made (again, VERY frequently) in many of their own tweets. so yeah, there’s your answer. it’s for people who are unnaturally obsessed with politics, to an unhealthy degree.

[@genericyoutubeaccount579]

1. Be famous or a reporter 2. Be company that advertises a lot on Twitter 3. Become part of a youtube network that will get your verification 4. Just pay $6,000 for the checkmark

[@CuriousOfficial]

5. If you're not apart of these steps, then you're fucked from the get-go

[@imjustadud3228]

5. Profit

[@TwisterzX0_VIII]

6. Dont use Twitter

[@zac-1]

you people complain about how twitter sucks but also complain that you can't get a mark next to your name to feel important

[@comradejosephstalinoftheus8698]

Step 7: File a 27B-6 form.

[@mud4309]

Can we just give a shoutout to Steak-Ummms? The fact a multi million dollar brand was cool just helping Emp out w "insider" marketing stuff just to be cool is actually pretty dope. I know it was the account manager and not steak ummms itself but still hella cool.

[@bloomingteratoma]

Yes Haha I love Steak-Umms™ and how Dope/Cool they are

[@jvniprbrry]

@@bloomingteratoma corporations bad lmao

[@bloomingteratoma]

scoot the burbs No haha Steak-Umms™ Good actually

[@cjpack]

Talk about a good PR move by them to help him out. I don't even know what Steak-Umms is but now I am like "they're all right in my book."

[@dejiko]

@@cjpack It sure beats Wendy's "smug" posts

[@CAMELOT331]

KZbin also no longer will verify creators. They quietly went back on it without announcing it. You have to be a brand or corporation to get verified on youtube CURRENTLY. They said they won't be considering doing so again for users until October. Rip Disclaimer. I applied for verification in February and emailed KZbin and they said they do not verify creators anymore until further notice.

[@jasonandriulaitis7885]

Sorry to hear that, this will piss off a lot of moderate youtubers.

[@knightwing5169]

They just can't unverify the people who already have one.

[@nob2243]

You know what, I think we should make some stink about it, to make them go back to verifying accounts. Don't know if it'll work, maybe if the outrage gets big enough, but we gotta try. (On a sidenote, all those various brands/corporations sticking themselves everywhere and trying to get absolutely everything for themselves are starting to get on my nerves. Furthermore, KZbin itself doesn't have a good excuse for that other than their standard beating around the bush, and saying that _"we're not verifying accounts at the moment, because blah blah blah".)_

[@jasonandriulaitis7885]

noob2243 It might work, it might not.

[@bocodamondo]

oh wow.....ive been wondering why a few people im subscribed to have reached the 100k milestone and somehow still dont have the checkmark yet....

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

I love how Jack can give a straight "No." about an edit button yet there isnt a single rational reason for that. Literally no reason. This is a solved issue, and theyre just refusing to *do* it

[@BaconMinion]

How else can armchair activists find reasons to hate you if you have the power to edit your tweets?

[@Kreiser_VII]

He actually gave the reason of "Because ot can edit the context after it has been dealt with and yadda yadda". Ia still a terrible reason and a simple (Edited) would suffice like in Discord

[@tylerlackey1175]

Jack is the same guy who said twitter doesnt discriminate against its users based on political bias but then says that the company as a whole leans more to one side and that that fact affects its moderation It's my wish that his left knee gives out and never functions again

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

@@Kreiser_VII or even here in KZbin, Reddit, Facebook Example? This Comment

[@Kreiser_VII]

@@Ludwig_Perpenhente Precisely

[@CornmanC]

I once posted a picture that had the word "Forbes" on it. Within seconds, a Forbes journalist with a verified account and over 200k followers followed, then unfollowed me.

[@migolas8222]

Then he probably made a tweet about how he's "HelPInG sMalL cReAToRs"

[@1996Pinocchio]

@@migolas8222 I was told that there are bots on instagram who follow people and unfollow them after some time. The reason being that these people following back, so you get more followers, without in the long run actually following people you're not interested in. I supposed, this might work on twitter aswell.

[@Burndinorex]

Its almost like they have cult mentality. Dont question only follow.

[@succubastard1019]

@@1996Pinocchio I have had random people with even thousands of followers starting to follow me at random without liking or retweeting even oneof my replies, and I almost never post anything, just reply. After I check a second tiem, they've already unfollowed me.

[@71.218-westshed]

@@succubastard1019 This happened to me, but on KZbin. The only difference is that account is still subscribed to me after over a year. I'm still wondering how it found me because back when it subscribed, the only people who were subscribed to me at the time were my friends.

[@Diegoaub]

We need the meme “Silence Blue Checkmark” with a lobster shooting missiles at a blue checkmark

[@hahabrown6596]

no

[@MMMercia]

If "Blue Checkmarks" have such a reputation, then there probably is one already somewhere.

[@Sketchy_Dood]

That exists

[@AugustusBohn0]

make your own memes

[@xSoqui]

Uhh, that's a crab

[@Razornuke]

“When Steak-umm is a better source of information than your help page, then maybe your site has a bit of a transparency issue.” *damn*

[@oceanman_8370]

And when everyone is verified, no one will be

[@verbatos9498]

"Thankfully steak-umm had followed me some time ago..." I'm sorry what

[@TapDat52K]

"This video is brought to you by Steak-Ummm. Use Code EMPLemon to get $5 off you next Steak delivery today"

[@Yousie6]

theres a couple product accounts were either the people in charge or the owners of the product use it like a personal shitposting acc, look at toe jam and earl

[@CivilizedWasteland]

somebody really liked his nascar video

[@dad4436]

"Most upvoted on reddit 2009-2014" Imagine that being your greatest life achievement

[@UltraBlitzer755]

I mean, chances are that would be your greatest life achievement.

[@michaeln3020]

Chocrix The average middle schooler has had enough success to surpass “most upvoted on reddit” for their greatest life achievement

[@Burndinorex]

I cant even type reddit withought wanting to kill myself.

[@lgamer8422]

@@Burndinorex and typing Twitter makes me want to burn myself alive and right as I'm about to die someone drops a cinder block on my head

[@TheMcstevester]

@@UltraBlitzer755 my greatest achievement was getting retweeted by a pornstar

[@shakennotstirred3564]

The only good thing about Twitter is the cold, hard smut.

[@migolas8222]

Tbh, there are some cool artists on twitter

[@Kodamair]

speaking facts

[@roybanderas154]

Pillowfort will save 2021

[@ChrisJones-rd4wb]

I love twitter for memes porn and shitposting.

[@wolas321]

Honestly, the only reason they even have that is because tumblr killed itself.

[@cassiedoesmusic2606]

"twitter's not a place for normal people" is one of the most apt descriptions of that burning hellscape I've heard recently

[@playedtoomuch5259]

the redpill in this situation would be going outside and talking to someone

[@OdaSwifteye]

Coroona virus.

[@redline841]

Or know that anonymous forums have always been the best

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Blue pill is where these fools spends their day complaining and fighting for the things that don't exist.

[@Laiser]

chng.it/MN66pWhXrY This is a petition to temporarily shut down Twitter

[@jamcal8086]

Twitter users obviously avoid doing that due to the fact that they can’t block anyone who disagrees with them.

[@mlpdisneylover]

To quote a legend, “Sure, you’re verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?”

[@sus425]

S T cringe

[@derrijcalmcskeet1743]

Underrated comment

[@pooroldman5089]

@@sus425 Okay Mr dont spin a fidget spinner at 3am

[@justaspectator9762]

No

[@chrisppx]

S T cringe

[@DeadwingDork]

Bro just become a multinational corporation and KZbin will love you!

[@DoofFing]

Heya papa claw, thanks for archiving the Quinton stream. Lobe you.

[@lmao8238]

ily

[@MagpieDynamics]

Clawfather

[@mraljfri770]

Love your videos

[@eatd1ckboom578]

What are you doing here

[@geargrind9307]

this video was a prophecy we should have listened

[@TheHueOfHues]

We're approaching a singularity where 4chan will become the least toxic place on the internet.

[@alcatraz23atomicrenegade82]

What the fuck do we do then?

[@bloomingteratoma]

HAHAHAHAHAH no

[@WhoMightThis1Be]

i definetely prefer a shitshow i signed up for to a little brown suprised in my advertiser friendly ice cream

[@NoviceartistJC]

Absolutely not LOL It will always be the toilet bowl of the internet, and that's how it should be.

[@TheHueOfHues]

@@NoviceartistJC At least I don't lose my job for having the wrong opinion on 4chan

[@Matt-qk8yf]

“But god forbid you show cheez it hitting the World Trade Center” is by far the best part of the video

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

"Twitter is like if you took the KZbin Comments Section and made that the whole website."

[@lumbacon2133]

Accurate description of Twitter

[@kerschmack7829]

Good job on quoting the video

[@powpowouchy5]

I actually think the comment section on youtube is more reasonable than twitter. At least youtube comments don't try to cancel people, clout chase, witch hunt, spam fancams, ect

[@-haclong2366]

I see plenty of intelligent comments on KZbin, I've yet to see one on Twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if they all get suppressed.

[@Xanthopathy]

@@powpowouchy5 that's because they can't physically do that since they are very restricted with their posts

[@Knorrkator]

Finally Emp can get his blue checkmark

[@fders938]

2:03 I made a Twitter account 2 years ago(only to log into a website), and it got suspended for "spam", despite me never making a single tweet.

[@migolas8222]

*...bUt It DoEsN'T hAPpEn thAT OfTEn*

[@danksenzuweed2]

That happened to me but on Facebook, made an account to get some stuff in a game and didn't use it for months then I find out I'm banned.

[@spacejunk2186]

I got my account locked for telling the official Twitter of the pakistani goverment to nuke themselfes lol. "Encouraging suicide"

[@jodazague8333]

@@spacejunk2186 well, they're kinda right

[@RoninCatholic]

It's like one of my favorite KZbinrs has been saying for years: If you're on Twitter, get off it. If you're not on Twitter, stay away from it. You'll make yourself happier that way.

[@migolas8222]

I'm not on twitter, and i think my life is happy

[@CreamyAvocado-jq8he]

Who is that favourite KZbinr? I want to see his videos.

[@eatd1ckboom578]

And whos that youtuber

[@deuteriuscawl]

absolutely true

[@hakeembinhamzah9972]

@@CreamyAvocado-jq8he If I had to take a guess, I'd assume it's Kneecaps, sounds like something he would say

[@BoundaryBreak]

Got a check mark after the suspension of applications and am not in a network

[@Therworldtube]

Ain't that of a miracle

[@null418]

hi

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Fascinating. Guess you broke the boundaries on how you could obtain a checkmark.

[@Myne1001]

"Today guys on Boundary Break we're going to take the camera inside Twitter and find out why it's such a terrible platform"

[@Perc1000]

How?

[@NasuPrime]

The algorithm has a funny sense of humor…

[@Peterscraps]

18:37 of course bogdanov is behind it all.

[@rhejdneb3605]

@TryZoid be nice

[@pengo2418]

About that, can I get a quick rundown on these guys ?

[@underdoge2915]

@@pengo2418 Watch Bizonacci. It will explain everything.

[@sailorshark3334]

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs -In contact with aliens -Possess psychic-like abilities -Control france with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies -both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now -The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? -They learned fluent French in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff -The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[@crispychips7161]

This videos comment section is a smash bros of KZbiners I actually like

[@catness1809]

I've seen a post on a Tumblr that the Twitter Blue Checkmark is the Mark of the Beast. Considering who they verify these days, who knows? Perhaps it is.

[@WolffangPL]

Wasn't the mark of the beast supposed to be given out to everyone and sort of forced upon people?

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Funny is that the motherfucking tumblr is better than twitter

[@trashedeggnog3858]

Twitter now is like 2012 tumblr

[@Krimay.]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 tbh the memes on tumblr are spicier than twitter now, tbh twitter has turned into an echo chamber circlejerk of shitass people, my own cousin shat on me on twitter because i appreciated Kanye's new song lmao...

[@Zorro9129]

@@WolffangPL *cough cough* what Gates wants *cough*

[@Kodeb8]

4chan has more intelligent discussions than twitter.

[@JM-ey8dk]

Yes, at this point 4chan (excluding /pol/ because it's just Twitter except without the cancelling and more racism) is a better mode of intelligent discussion than Twitter

[@fireredtheredfire1050]

@@JM-ey8dk i dont even use both sites but i respect 4chan more I mean like should i still consider 4chan toxic compared other social media I think not in a long way Edit I dont use it Its just an outsiders perspective

[@valiantviktor]

@@fireredtheredfire1050 4chan isn't nearly as toxic if you just stick to the SFW boards.

[@fireredtheredfire1050]

@@valiantviktor they me be toxic But others are waaaaaaay more toxic I mean like 4chan hasnt really change The problem the others. The pride of and toxicity on other social media is increasing while 4chan is just there.

[@valiantviktor]

@@fireredtheredfire1050 Have you ever been to 4chan? What boards did you look at?

[@MarioBloodyX]

This video aged well.

[@linked2dio26]

The sad thing is you're more likely to find "healthy discussion" in a civilized manner on sites like iFunny then you are on twitter

[@Ryan-gq2ji]

Bruh, pornhub has nicer comments than twitter

[@Whatingodsname]

@@Ryan-gq2ji because people feel good after they masturbate so really comparing pornhub to any community is useless since pornhub will always be on top

[@jedramyst5613]

Free Sab 2020

[@four-en-tee]

@@Whatingodsname You don't go to Pornhub for discussion though. Discord's probably the best platform intended for actual discussion, and even then, public servers can still suffer from a lot of the problems that Twitter has. That being said, engaging in Discord servers promotes learning your way around a server's culture in order to communicate in it properly. Whether or not that server's culture is gay or not is a different story though. There's just some servers that are just as bad, if not worse, than Twitter. EDIT: mfw this reply comment gets 16 likes, but my main comment on this video is completely ignored despite being both higher effort and an inside joke. :sadgry:

[@BlackCat-dx5qi]

i've seen more civilized conversations on 4Chan than Twitter....

[@SuperXrayDoc]

The moral of the story is don't use Twitter

[@TwisterzX0_VIII]

Yes because that place is a toxic cesspool

[@corflonultra8022]

shh dont spoil the last chapter of the bible

[@jacobhunter6891]

1:16 "Twitter is what would happen if you took KZbin's comment section and made that the entire website" That is the single most damning description of Twitter I've ever heard

[@uranium54321]

I’d say specifically the comment sections of news sites, some of the worst comments on any videos (that aren’t baby monkeys or other crazy shit)

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I dont agree with that at all. Twitter is way worse than youtube comments. I find many channels comment sections to be really deep and meaningful. If you see toxic YT comments as regularly as it is on Twitter then youre probably watching a shitty channel with a shitty fanbase.

[@melian4438]

Down on my knees absolutely begging for part 2

[@stevecooper6578]

Hentai Artists and memes are pretty much the only reasons I'd want to use Twitter

[@TapDat52K]

I feel like a platform using the Twitter interface, that: -Allows you to show or get shown Digital Artwork and Music (no selfies/cosplay) -Was properly regulated to curate mature and for kids content -And linked with other social media sites for easy verification -lacked chat communication outside of a few emote choices such as Heart, Thumbs Up, LoL Would go a long way. Add slight improvements to the interface over time as demand is discovered, and a quick way to link a Patreon, SubscribeStar, Kofi, or Venmo... BOOM. Instant classic.

[@falendemo546]

@@TapDat52K --- Isn't it just an Newgrounds?

[@randominternetuser5872]

@@TapDat52K it's kinda impossible, Especially for the size of something like KZbin or Twitter. Since, You will eventually need to use bots to curate them, and...... I don't think I need to finish my statement

[@greenhowie]

Twitter for Hentai sounds like a site which should exist if it doesn't already. Hell, if PornHub wanted they could just make a full-on copy of Twitter all about porn in general and make tons of money.

[@fangrowls6336]

You could use discord for that

[@user-kz9rw6gf5f]

If twitter is the mental asylum of the Internet then: . KZbin is the kindergarten show and tell of the Internet . And Facebook is the retirement home of the internet

[@fragbomb]

@@migolas8222 The shining beacon of hope

[@dmanx500]

@@migolas8222 pornhub

[@user-kz9rw6gf5f]

@@migolas8222 the strip club?? I honestly don't know but what about MySpace???

[@skittlesbutwithchocolatein2274]

great

[@davidkonevky7372]

​@@user-kz9rw6gf5f a kindergarten classroom playing a game of show and tell

[@vsaucenou323]

Everyone: “You have become the thing you swore to destroy” Twitter: Haha blue button go money

[@migolas8222]

Twitter: "no you can't just quit because of a stupid checkmar..." Everyone: *"haha red button goes klik"*

[@Rhelord]

me: nooo you can't just overuse the same meme in every comment section comment section: haha meme go funny noise

[@vsaucenou323]

RenamedLORD haha funny meme give like

[@anamelessyoutuber1462]

You know, it's interesting when you hear people talking about whiny fanbases, most of what they're talking about comes from Twitter. I think this perfectly sums up people on Twitter.

[@uzochiokeke4328]

Twitter is like crack cocaine except you don't get the high and the side effects are a thousand times amplified.

[@migolas8222]

*I can agree from experience*

[@skittybug6937]

They went after Justin Whang. *_GET THEM._*

[@metumortis6323]

The only good account on Twitter

[@giantsfan7342]

What happened to whang

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

@@giantsfan7342 Hard times

[@HK_Sage]

Out of all the social medias, Twitter has the most consistently dumb community I've ever seen

[@charmyzard]

*e x a c t l y*

[@imperiumoccidentis7351]

It's impossible to quantify which social media platforms have the most pretentious, pseudo-intellectual (usually left-wing but not always) dumbasses using them. Is it Reddit? Twitter? Facebook? Instagram? Tumblr? The world may never know.

[@moahammad1mohammad]

@@imperiumoccidentis7351 Can't be 4chan though, right? I mean it's not like /pol/ harbors any stupid opinions *PIZZAGATE COUGH*

[@imperiumoccidentis7351]

@@moahammad1mohammad I had to exclude 4chan because 4chan is a different kind of retardation altogether. Not the pretentious, pseudo-intellectual type, but the fascist schizo type. Also their retardation is funny while other platforms are just sad.

[@qtarokujod3401]

found the 4channer

[@KremBotop]

In light of many chaotic recent events, this video has become more fascinating than ever. Can't wait for a potential follow-up.

[@CrankyCain_EndoTrubbish]

Broke: Getting the blue check mark is the highest incentive on twitter. Woke: Getting followed by Steak-Umm is the highest incentive in twitter.

[@beanbeater]

Galaxy Brain : not using twitter

[@theinstrument122]

@@beanbeater ascended brain: not using any social media and just using porn hub for discussions.

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Astral Brain: using soup can phone networks in place of all social media.

[@Indigo_Gaming]

What's messed up about KZbin verification, after getting roasted last year about it, they quietly disbanded most future verifications after that. I've been over 100K subscribers since December, and all I get back when asking about YT verifications, is that they aren't accepting any new applications at the moment. Sound familiar?

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

Yep, someone said the same thing in the previous comment as well

[@tonys6620]

uh... so how did that go

[@-fv]

verified now :D

[@ortherner]

ur verified.

[@henrycrabs3497]

Wow I didn't think I'd find you here, Nice essay on the Elder Scrolls series btw

[@samklar3479]

"Empathetic MoonPie consoling depressed Sunny D" is the craziest sentence I've heard in a long time

[@stproducciones9140]

Peak libright

[@paridisegamer]

This entire video has been rendered obsolete but it sure was interesting when the old system was in place.

[@BinglesP]

What’s worse about cancelling, is that Twitter’s features are extremely unforgiving. No deleting DMs, deleted tweets still appear on TLs, hard to remove individual bookmarks, deactivation takes way too long, etc.

[@Kemuja]

Escape in Twitter is like carrying an anvil, while cancel culture throws acid tomatos?

[@ZyxieRumor]

Your comment gave me enough reason of not going back to Twitter. I started Twitter to just voice opinions but never got any enough likes or hearts no matter how many hashtags I put out. I was thinking of going back, but after watching this video and your comment alone, I'm fully convinced not going back. If Twitter is what Emplemon said, _"A cesspool of sin and misery."_ along with cancel culture. Then I'm good on not using this social media again.

[@BinglesP]

@@ZyxieRumor That wasn't my intention, but good for you if you wanted to do that anyway.

[@dumpsterchild131]

List of twitter emotions: Smug Passive Aggressive *_AAAA_*

[@mrpurpz1406]

*AAAA* Translation: Unintelligible rage.

[@PHRCpvh]

He forgot Hornyness...but i think he would get striked for showing that.

[@demonskn]

Why doesn't KZbin also say "Monetization does not equal endorsement." And call it a day? I legitimately don't understand.

[@TheLemming1337]

Because people are too stupid to make such mental gymnastic feat

[@yonatanbeer3475]

It has nothing to do with KZbin and everything to do with monetization. Advertisers don't want their product advertised over an ISIS beheading video.

[@demonskn]

@@yonatanbeer3475 With the strict rules these days that's unlikely. Before anyone could make a channel and start earning money from videos. Now you have to EARN monetization. Videos like that would get taken down pretty quickly.

[@gold_hev_suit]

because KZbin has to appease advertisers, not their own userbase. if Pepsi is shown before a video they don't like, then Pepsi may will inclined to remove ads.

[@whoot813]

If people were all rational enough for that to work, it wouldn't be a concern in the first place :(

[@5.7moy]

“You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified , in the eyes of God?”

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

having a blue checkmark is like saying "Hey, I'm an insuffable human being who stands out in a sea of insufferable human beings."

[@0verloud350]

“Global Elite”

[@luigigaming2717]

Wow thank you so much for repeating what the youtuber already has said, but hey I can't blame you, you didn't achieve your end goal of getting those likes.

[@suezuccati304]

Even more now.

[@greyghost2492]

"oh and I also paid $8 for it, lol"

[@sz5336]

Doctor : You have cancer Patient : What ? Where ? Doctor : On your Phone , sir

[@migolas8222]

*Wow, that sounds so much like one of those boomer comics* (I know that ok boomer is dead, but i didn't know how to call it)

[@felipearrais5415]

humour funny

[@LARAUJO_0]

90% of Twitter is exactly as you described it. What's worse is that the 10% that's actually decently enjoyable is near impossible to find. It's also annoying that it's still somehow the main way most creators get in contact with their fans despite there being far better mediums out there, and it's incredibly hard to navigate unless you're active on it because of how it mixes together a person's tweets, replies, and likes on their profile

[@emblemblade9245]

Hi, which better mediums are those? Would be helpful to know, thanks

[@samt3412]

The plan to make Twitter fun is simple: stick to meme Twitter accounts. If you step outside of there once, you are instantly dead

[@InsertNameHRM]

@@emblemblade9245 PillowFort's a good alternative, for one.

[@gonderage]

dman, i guess im that 10%. all i do is follow 3D CGI art accounts and game developers with meme accounts sprinkled in.

[@unconqueredson1424]

I just stick to art, gaming, and meme accounts. Helps a great deal.

[@ZyxieRumor]

Emplemon needs to make a sequel to this video. Ever since Elon bought Twitter, the Twitter verification took a direction Emplemon wouldn't even seen coming. I know it's too early to make it but whatever fate happens to Twitter, I hope Emplemon makes this follow-up.

[@OpinionFactChecker]

It's never too early to start planning n

[@merucrypoison296]

It’s too early if he jumps on it too fast it will be outdated really early

[@AlbertSoftie]

fun fact: at 2:53 pm est the same day this video was uploaded (roughly 45 minutes ago from when i'm typing this) the official @twitter account tweeted "you can have an edit button when everyone is wearing a mask" or in english; "we know everything you want and we literally could not care less"

[@an8strengthkobold360]

"That website everyone knows but no one seems to use" the most accurate description of Twitter I've ever heard.

[@mr.meeseeks6549]

That so called "leader" of CHAZ/CHOP is verified lol

[@Myne1001]

Well he got verified as he's Stunning™ and Brave™

[@johnnyfroggo7361]

@@Sk801Erik Did he say otherwise?

[@pipermintpat854]

"current CEO Jack Dorsey"... God what a simpler time...

[@edenm.1114]

I wouldn’t mind Twitter getting deleted off the internet. The world would be better for it.

[@NerdyNooki]

I actually had to take a break from Twitter and even Instagram for how ignorant and toxic they are. It just ruins your mood when you're trying to have a decent time

[@Reagan1984]

But then these people will plague some other site. Twitter is like the alcatraz/arkham asylum of the internet.

[@edenm.1114]

Rappin' Ronnie Reagan That’s fair lol. At least people know what they’re getting into.

[@ryudhal]

That would just make them migrate to other sites. Don't destroy the mental institution man, they'll just roam free. Better to keep them there where we can ignore them

[@braydeno4189]

Idk man that feels like when 4chan nuked the furry board and they all spread to other boards because they had nowhere to go.

[@Soulz-Studios]

Every website is going on a downward spiral at this point

[@connorp3764]

That's not true! There's....uh....erm.....hold on....lemme think. Ah-hah! There's...oh wait no....no no...that declined too. Ooh, ooh! There's 4Chan! Its been shit from the start!

[@DarshanBhambhani]

Everything in this world…more like

[@saulesalejos4483]

@@connorp3764 When 4chan becomes the only sane place on the internet, you'll know the end is on us.

[@marzipancutter8144]

God Tier editing, real talk and jokes that take me way back. It's been a pleasure, as always.

[@ThatOneSaltyFilipino]

No matter the timeline of this platform, screw them bluecheckmark people.

[@wolfy1398]

"this site feels like soveit russia" no it's worse this is a gulag

[@Reagan1984]

Gulags come from Soviet Russia so-

[@wolfy1398]

@@Reagan1984 yea that's the thing

[@loser9147]

Same thing

[@cobrasix9575]

What's the difference :^)

[@source_engine_wizard]

“We have to follow the money” instant ad break

[@Fummy007]

I love how Emp always uses waybackmachine to prove his statements.

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

It's not gonna be edited anyway, it's engraved in stone in a place where anyone could simply dictate reality

[@AuroraBorealis2006]

I really agree with you thinking of Twitter as toxic. It's sad that it's like that because a lot of people see toxic people in X community acting toxic, and they think that it applies to every person in that community.

[@Krishna_5180]

Only 3 things I go on Twitter for: 1. Game news and deals 2. Memes 3. "Wholesome" art

[@suezuccati304]

Me: 1) Porn.

[@LaterXavier-TX]

Twitter: Your one stop shop relieve your anger and libido at the same time

[@hideki-s9083]

Twitter is good only for "wholesome" art

[@thompsonator4696]

Twitter ain't even good for porn.

[@suezuccati304]

@@thompsonator4696 its good to smuggle porn

[@Gypsyx]

IS THAT RUSTY CAGE 2 BACKGROUND MUSIC THAT WAS STOLEN FROM MUMKEY??

[@emblemblade9245]

*Simian Jimmy

[@justwhy7449]

Actually it's Whang's background music

[@midkn1ght231]

never-ending background music thievery

[@thetaminus2334]

I see a lot of KZbinrs In the comments

[@yeahok9222]

"You can get cancelled, you can get suspended for no reason" DAMN EMP

[@Therworldtube]

Here's a better line "You can destroy people's lives, you can spam copyright strikes to your hated accounts."

[@darksnakenerdmaster]

And now, there's no twitter left to speak of. The video is now an interesting record of a historical oddity.

[@GerhardTreibheit]

It's still Twitter lol

[@dylanbyers7382]

'To find out why, we have to follow the money' Rolls ad. Nice.

[@Ramsey276one]

The music for mine was so perfect I didn't notice because MULTITASKING Then I heard no more words from him HOLUP

[@bowldawg4394]

this is the only time i feel having an adblocker prevents me from having fun

[@thebreakfastmenu]

Back in like 2011 I used Twitter to actually talk to a few celebrities. No one TOO big. Edgar Wright is probably the most notable, and we discussed the clackers used in movies. It was neat. Twitter doesn't resemble that site anymore. Especially the last couple months, it's been quite a war. The good ol' potus isn't helping, and I'd argue has made things worse. Twitter is just bizarre overall though. I don't know why anyone uses it anymore. It doesn't do anything that literally any other social media doesn't let you do, and what it does do, it does worse. Although, Facebook's promotion system is absolute garbage. It's as if corporatizing societal discourse destroys it or something, but who knows... I'm just an unverified account

[@plottwist1733]

The internet in general isn't the same place as it was back in 2011. I consider 2011 the last good year for the internet. Everything's been going downhill since then. Politics has seeped into everything and internet censorship is to the point where social media sites feel like the internet version of North Korea. Everything's just so clinical and devoid of fun nowadays thanks to SJW outrage mobs holding the reins and steering the culture in the direction they want it to go in, not the direction everyone else wants it to go in.

[@alienjack6375]

PlotTwist actually the thing I hate most on the internet is when people blame literally anything on these super vague SJW’s like who are these sjw’s that are ruining the internet cause I’m not seeing them.

[@gone2548]

I use Twitter mostly to look at art, animation news and cute dogs. I might post my own art someday for fun. I try to avoid politics like the plague but it's honestly impossible. Somehow it ends up leaking into my timeline

[@Zorro9129]

We're headed into the Kali Yuga where petty authority figures, the type you find on Twitter, run society. The new internet sucks but it's mainly because of the outside world imposing its grip on it.

[@yosukehanamura3507]

@Mrs Derka but you see, the seething hatred for him is causing anti-SJWs to get more pissed off at SJWs, which leads to both sides wanting to put the internet into their favor. He's not directly to blame for it, but the outrage mob made such a big hoopla about him, it's only made things worse.

[@Commrade-DOGE]

When stake-ummms is more helpful and kind than Twitter it’s self

[@timkunken4253]

I see you. You’ve searched for this video haven’t you. Yeah. Me too

[@Xanthopathy]

:)

[@itsjust_bones8776]

Be quiet wise azz

[@woosix7735]

:p

[@frysco5927]

:3

[@timkunken4253]

:D