The Quest to beat 25 Levels in 1 Life (VOD)

Recorded on 12/6/2022
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
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[@sobasicallyisuck7656]

The guy that started the subscription joke here. I think that it's amazing that you guys actually made it into Doug hates poor people and it makes me really happy to have an impact on this community

[@appointmenteer]

thanks for exposing dougs hidden totally real poor-phobia. your services to this community will not be forgotten

[@ElPlati]

Pionner like the divorced guy

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

@@ElPlati divorce guy single handedly raised this channel from its skyrim ground

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

@@dlfhtr-o8x never in my life have i ever read something so true

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

@@ElPlati anyone know which video that is? I want to know where the first divorce is

[@DragonLazuli]

I loved it when he didn't know which timer it was despite yelling "THIS IS THE DEATH TIMER". Truly a Doug moment.

[@notasandwich2080]

Doug: *I don't have time* the screen: *only time*

[@copycat500]

This reminds me of a semi-joke I had on Christmas: I was saying that “I have no clue” for what I would have on my list, and on Christmas I got 2 Clue games.

[@ziaxthewarrior3167]

cant believe i just watched 2 hours and 45 minutes of mario maker in one sitting and didnt set a timer for when it would be over

[@n_0094]

Literally the cardinal rule. Anyway, where are you getting timers from? There were no timers in this video, try refreshing.

[@ziaxthewarrior3167]

@@n_0094 guess i gotta refresh and rewatch the video, mb

[@iampoppyseeds]

And despite doing that. Doug still hates you if you're poor.

[@herosofloveanddeath]

doug hates me cause im alive, thats all i got from this video

[@iimZeon]

Dont be a poor youtube sub then

[@ShaeTollefson]

I’m very sorry to hear that, 2,000,000.

[@iampoppyseeds]

No. Doug just hates you cause you're poor.

[@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab]

Sounds like a skill issue tbh

[@ShaeTollefson]

@@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab gottem

[@emo6577]

I am glad that Doug added the laugh track and congratulations sound effects way back. Those things are a gift that keeps on giving

[@immortalsun]

1:38:33 “We don’t have time,” he says with 14 timers on the screen.

[@SirBreadJr]

Excellent pfp

[@boshi7298]

I love how he doesn't hesitate to put on that pizza timer

[@motleythewild]

The absolute confusion and chaos this VOD holds is something we need to harness for limitless energy.

[@Jeff-ht8xf]

This is possibly the only content creator on the platform who can transition from violent ass-ripping farts to metal gear music seamlessly

[@Ossarah_]

being denied my existence hurts worse than the divorce

[@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab]

Why is everybody divorced or in a hospital, seems RIGGED RIGGED THIS IS RIGGED

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Doug doesn't care about the me who pressed subscribe. Doug cares about the me who is watching his 7 hour vods.

[@error_1578]

1:06:40 marks the first pizza timer

[@BinkBonk-kn3dq]

You have saved most people from watching a bald man play terrible 2d platformers

[@brown_note4710]

These videos aren’t in my suggestions, I only watch them on my sub feed

[@Plasmafox]

If I sub to something on youtube, youtube decides it's the only thing I ever want to see and the sidebar becomes useless. So I manually check my favorite channels once a day, I just have a folder full of bookmarks

[@ZachPlum]

Don’t worry Doug we don’t care about you either 😢

[@HiHamEar]

My favorite part of the stream is when Dougdoug said « ITS DOUGING TIME » and got his pizza

[@jmacosta]

My existence has been denied by my favorite KZbinr :'c

[@TheBetterOnToast]

You are viewing his videos, therefore you matter to Doug

[@iampoppyseeds]

@Toast With Butter Not true. If you're poor Doug just hates you. He said it himself

[@micha3l7]

Hearing Doug say “you want to be on my level? climb, bitch” to all the poor viewers was shocking but honestly not suprising given his rampant classism.

[@nefariouskenobi2594]

my favorite part of doug streams is when everything gets so chaotic you lose track of whats going on and are just here for the ride

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Lets do some google translate translations: 10:37: goomba town 15:43: goal with a tornado 16:46: what should i do 24:25 starship 1-2 koopa nearby 29:19 (no idea no translation) 36:39 yugo 46:16 the galaccia (no clue what a galaccia is) 57:40 just fly 59:15 don’t star (would have helped him a lot to know that) 2:18:35 difficult course part 2. 2:22:25 hop, step, jump (goomba) 2:31:07 dragon

[@fenneck9676]

28:41 Doug think he actually a weirdo but compared a the Twitch chat he is very normal actually

[@electrotron2559]

This was a great stream. Damien really helped a lot of people with all of the timers that he set.

[@miguelyepez8413]

all jokes aside, he is completely right about the subs on youtube, in twitch its a very different thing, but you can be the most subscribed person on the platform and it wont relate to the viewership, i mean, pewdiepie was like the biggest for so long and still has so many subs but his viewership is sometimes lower than doug's

[@Plasmafox]

I quit watching pewds completely when he started doing nonsense/irrelevant video titles because I only want to see some of his content. Game grumps does the same bullshit, stopped watching.

[@vicioussatire482]

man dougs classism is staggering i didn't expect him to be such an elitist 😔

[@iampoppyseeds]

Hehehehe

[@immortalsun]

Dog Shit is so kind! He sets up timers for people in need of timers. That is why I love him and why I divorced my wife yesterday.

[@Julespersec]

Did i watch this live? Yes Will I watch this VOD despite that? Also yes

[@immortalsun]

Using StreamLabs and StreamElements for separate alerts for subs and TTS to reduce the incredibly high delay is a great idea!

[@kaleidoss]

i fell asleep to a bunch of doug vods and this was one of them, the alarms started going off about a minute after my actual alarm went off

[@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab]

Doug doug must speedrun GTA zorbeez%. This is speedrunning GTA but with zorbeez on your hands

[@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab]

If he doesn't THATS CASH, IN THE TRASH

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

@@Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzab he is now legally required to do it since you threw cash in the trash

[@hera5614]

35:26, such a poetic moment, the music swelling, doug screaming, so beautiful

[@RevHBSnood]

I just had an idea for an AI Invasion: Superhero AI Invasion. You'd start with a map of some kind that represents several different cities. Each city has 1 superhero and 1 supervillain. Chat will play the role of the superhero. They get 1 point for defeating a supervillain or for recruiting a superhero into their super team. Doug gains 1 point for killing a superhero or forming an alliance with a super villain. SPECIAL RULES: Doug can also attempt to take over a city. This will give him 1 point and give chat -1 point. Doug can only attempt to take over a city if he is in an alliance with that city's villain or if that city's villain has been defeated or killed. Once Doug has taken over a city, Chat can attempt to liberate that city, regaining their lost point and removing Doug's point. Additionally, Doug can attempt to destroy a city. He will gain zero points for doing this, but chat will gain a -1 point. This can't be reversed. The villain of that city has to be in an alliance with Doug or dead before Doug can attempt to destroy the city. The reason for this is to simulate superhero morality (and possibly give Doug a chance of winning for once). You can use Marvel or DC heroes or you can use some kind of random character generator to create them. Researching and developing resources should also be a part of it, since Supervillains to scheme and superheroes both build gadgets and also sometimes go on crazy adventures where they explore alien planets or hidden dinosaur islands.

[@RevHBSnood]

Also Chat's superhero name should be "Chatman" and Doug's villain name should be "General Iron-Balls."

[@daikonbou]

The minute I heard Doug practiced for Mario Maker with SMW hacks was the minute I knew the nonbelievers would make bank

[@immortalsun]

DoughDough has 64 gigs of RAM? Jesus Christ. He _is_ rich. He must’ve downloaded a _lot_ of it.

[@immortalsun]

Imagine someone entering the stream and wondering why the fuck there are -six- 14 timers on-screen.

[@djmetcalf3815]

I get what Doug means with the whole “Subs don’t matter” argument but as a solely KZbin viewer it does kinda suck to hear him say that.

[@jodencro]

By far one of the worst DogDog streams to sleep to. Keep it down I'm sleeping!

[@urfrend01]

Congrats on 2 mill Doug! I just subscribed! (Apparently, I am worthless to you now) ):

[@TheAutisticFrog]

OH NOOO DOUG HATES THE POOR ):

[@ApexBrachydios]

Whenever Doug plays Mario Maker, I am fully expecting Doug to lose and the doubters to win, but I still believe every single time because LETS GO BELIEVERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@flubbledubster8767]

My favorite doug stream to date. Have rewatched this vod 6 times. Its great for ambience

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

Dougdoug hates me 😢

[@jakobbailey]

This should be renamed "the Doug hates numbers and loves timers stream"

[@dragonlords6111]

25:05 "whats a mammogram do they just shoot lasers at your boobs" -doug 2022

[@immortalsun]

1:33:42 That joke went unappreciated. Really funny stuff!

[@jrose8087]

Hey DougDoug after you've done a couple more of those videos about chat vs Doug conquering videos you should take all the people that you and chat got and put them into TABS and see who's army would win

[@phinnj3232]

i don't matter.

[@SiegmundXD7]

but doug if number get high enough, you can get a gaudy framed youtube logo to put on the wall we can’t see :c

[@samanthapeters4124]

Why does Doug hate me for being poor though? Okay Fine I'll buy a Youtooz you see I'm not poor. I hope you're happy.

[@SleepywitchVibes]

The bathroom TtS got me, and he’s like “no” 😂😂

[@immortalsun]

34:50 It’s H2O (O as in oxygen), not H20. smh my head

[@BeefyTaco193]

If I'm subbed to DOUG DOUG, DOUG DOUG DOUG, AND DOUG DOUG DOUG DOUG does he hate me three times as much?

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

No joke, I actually used one of the timers in this vod to remind me of something And I ended up not waiting long enough. Guess I'll switch to the 1B year one

[@fernsly525]

I bet Doug is a sub himself, so he only likes doms

[@D3lor34n]

Here i am, in for a nice entertaining vod to watch while eating dinner all by myself and all i get is Doug hating me personally for subscribing to him on KZbin!

[@GoatGuy36]

It’s timer’n time

[@tripletask194]

I subscribed to all your channels because of this vid

[@matthewcharles9813]

I think the subscriber count number is just a cool metric on the amount of people that you left a positive impression on. Yeah doesn't mean much about future views. But I think you should just see it as a compliment. :)

[@forbidden_muffin]

I know its psychology, him facing chat, but its so weird to me that druglessdrugless flips the camera when he goes back to the full chalkboard shot cam vs his gaming cam

[@immortalsun]

02:52 timer was frozen almost the whole time :(

[@ghostderazgriz]

22:50 I'm not sure if this is more a burn on Parkzer for being gullible or a burn on Doug for Parkzer believing he may actually be this hopeless xP

[@jonathanwilliams1271]

Dang he hates all 2m of his subscribers, just cold.

[@immortalsun]

1:45:23 Light years isn’t a unit of time…

[@Plasmafox]

it's a measure of time if you are moving at the speed of light :)

[@gianna322]

​@@PlasmafoxNo...it's still a measure of distance. If you're going 1 mile per minute, a minute doesn't become a unit of distance just because you travel a mile during that time.

[@immortalsun]

1:13:18 Now that’s what we call a pro-gamer move

[@Kittygamerz]

1:06:44 Timer starts

[@WildfireBT-2918]

Wow my grandma was alive the last time I watched this... I miss her so much

[@anthonyward96]

Are you doing okay man?

[@Tralfazz74]

I wasn't paying complete attention. When the fart gates went, I checked my boiler, cause it was making weird noises

[@darklight002]

"Quick wee-woo and then we gotta move on." you sound like my wife before she divorced me

[@Asstolfo96]

I just subscribed to this channel to mess with Doug.

[@IsTheMeep]

1:22:10 Thanks for the new alarm sound : )

[@IsTheMeep]

1:24:35 is my alternative as well

[@DarisuccSA]

My favorite name for Doug is teach me how to dougie now

[@PhuDinan02]

11:00 what song is this

[@immortalsun]

2:05:45 Look at the chat: Doug has banned “69,” for some reason.

[@lewiscarter5575]

I enjoy watching Doug content but I always feel a little uncomfortable with how anti-poor he is.

[@RepOfAntarctica]

2:09:25 Not even farmers like daylight savings time, at least the ones I know. The only benefit it gives to keeping it in for rural America is so that kids aren't waiting for the bus in the dark as long in the dead of winter, or that at least the sun is up by the time school starts. Most of the other benefits it used to give don't matter anymore, so the politicians are just dragging their feet on getting rid of it at this point.

[@jonathannewton9450]

i opened the vod walked away to get milk and came back to you saying your viewer ship was going down and my first thought was no duh your whole channel is dedicated to having the worst stream ever XD love the content keep it up.

[@jonathannewton9450]

also i find it funny i can look at your hair and tell how old a vod is

[@Banana_D]

DOUG THE TIMER

[@TurbopropPuppy]

DougDoug is really very good at 2D platformers!

[@hadeskin3876]

Your comment is rigged

[@questioneverything9868]

Anyone know the name of the song at 57:35? It’s a certified banger, but I have no clue what it’s called.

[@flowershroud]

It’s Brinstar from the Super Smash Bros Melee OST!

[@questioneverything9868]

@@flowershroud Thanks!!

[@flowershroud]

@@questioneverything9868 No problem :) The Metroid tracks are awesome, I understand why you like it! (Melee does an awesome job at remixing them!)

[@RockR277]

But Doug, number go up = good

[@jamisgood13]

stream ends at 2:45:05

[@chaosch.1691]

Doug Hates us😢

[@barrenwanderers5655]

Can someone explain to me how a Picross works? I know I could use the internet, but I want to see if anyone else knows so I can (try to) be more social.

[@plsmorecats]

This is an old comment but I love picross, basically the numbers along the sides tell you how many marked spaces are supposed to be in that row/column but typically not enough to mark on their own so you have to compare them to figure out where the marks are. Usually the finished solution is like a pixel art picture so its pretty fun to see what it ends up being in the end

[@immortalsun]

1:56:40 I remember seeing that message in chat, like, half an hour ago

[@MachinatedGames]

Love you 2,000,000

[@t0nkk.]

1:22:06 perfect alarm

[@ScrewItIQuit]

VOD: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXSvd3SwltaIf7s

[@vincenzonieblas500]

US KZbin CHAT WILL DESTORY TWICH CHAT

[@teo2805]

Whats he drinking at 2:03

[@TriflingToad]

sniper tf2 ;)

[@Iluvpie6]

Piss

[@roseevans4101]

Raw lemon juice

[@iampoppyseeds]

Definitely just shotgunning olive oil

[@TriflingToad]

@@iampoppyseeds aww man I wanted shotgun :((

[@JuanGR1992]

This was a believer massacre stream.

[@immortalsun]

2:26:45 Lies! You said yourself that the invasion of the San Duggieo Zoo was set the day before Steve Irwin died. Unless you’re implying that Steve Irwin is still alive.

[@cupofoats]

1:13:21 - 1:44:33 these poor believers man

[@zachnightingale8156]

1:30:25 epic beatboxxing

[@pman7588]

What is the music at 18:38

[@snickersmyknickers5120]

Ah yes the timer stream

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

Doug Doug the timekeeper

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Hey Doug I need to take my bread out of the oven in 5 minutes, can you set a 5 minute timer?

[@ZekDraco]

HOW DO YOU PLAY PICROSS I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW PEOPLE PLAY PICROSS

[@razorrclawww8211]

1:55:45 - Gas leak comment

[@belo9083]

55:37 just a timestamp ignore

[@ferociousfeind8538]

365,000,000,000 hours is 41,666,666 years (and 8 months)

[@cheesydinos]

1:06:45 is when the pizza is