The Racist Glaswegian | Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far

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Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far... Live From Glasgow from the UK's fastest rising comedy star. Filmed in May 2010 at Glasgow's SECC Arena in front of a sold out crowd of 10,000 fans.
At the age of just 23, Kevin, 'Scotland's young comedy prodigy' (The Guardian) has followed a meteoric path, from his appearance on BBC 1's first episode of Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow to starring in Channel 4s' Stand Up For The Week.
Kevin's unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners arguably make him the hottest act to come out of Scotland in the last ten years.
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[@andreashaynes3346]

I just love the way Kevin tells a story. Priceless!!! 🤣🤣⭐️⭐️

[@DIFFIEH]

Who would have thought this is one the most important characteristics of a comedian?

[@deaddoll1361]

@@DIFFIEH 😂

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“Underestimating the power of Semtex!” 2:25 😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephsalmonte4995]

"vastly underestimating the power of Semtex" 😂

[@paulmichael8796]

What a punchline

[@treeoftrees7523]

What is semtex?

[@Roronoa2zoro]

@@treeoftrees7523 it's a type of plastic explosive that, because it used to be difficult to detect at security stations, was commonly used in terrorist attacks.

[@Evisonsl]

I thought I wouldn't find an accent in the english language that would make me understand less than 60% of what's being said. Then comes along this guy. Oh, I think he is indeed funny, but I'm also here to improve my listening skills.

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Kevin Bridges makes me laugh so hard. MINT m8 keep up the gr8 performances.

[@benitojay9010]

Why am I only discovering this guy now?!

[@SuperMikado282]

How do you expect us to know that?

[@adamknowles1]

3:12 the fella who knows his midnight bus ride is going to be entertaining

[@lindatulloch2975]

Brilliant 🤣😂🤣

[@AJontheguitar]

Is there a translator? I cannae understand this one. Jk this dude is funny as hell.

[@dangermouse6561]

He is looking for a Gregg's for 2 weeks. Big difference mate.

[@seanscanlon9067]

If you went to live/work in say the UAE, would you dress up in Arab attire/Islamic wear? The point is, people do what they are comfortable and familiar with and as long as it is not illegal in another country they are currently in, then why is it an issue? A Gregg's in Lanzarote would make a fortune and there is nothing even wrong if the bloke used one there if there was one.

[@west66bestx83]

Need captions

[@Frank_Jaeger330]

john smeaton was a hero

[@john5155]

"Smeato" to his Glaswegians

[@zoolhert3535]

Janeys one

[@nmahangu]

Subtitles

[@al7422]

Re-upload

[@billfawcett3691]

If Gary linenker was comedian! How many who have actually watched this video genuinely believe that the "terrorist" incident on the train actually happened? This sort of "Obervation humour" highlihts the start of this very funny comedians decent into woke comedy. However his observation comedy is still some of the best I have enjoyed, but like a lot of comedians when they need a new source of material politics is easy pickings. Great comedians e.g. Billy Connely never tread that route ans Mr, Connely's comedy is a self depracting as it was the day he started.

[@Kingofthekop1]

Someone’s triggered

[@sayagain2926]

Any jokes about Rangers now? Tell us a Celtic joke?

[@anneseijbel1376]

Aye! Yer teams deed mate, beat it!

[@anneseijbel1376]

@Jambo M typical diet hun, laughing at people taken from their young families by cancer. I take it they got that CVA from her Maj then, you know, the one that says, it's ok, you don't have to bother about those Millions of pounds you stole from me, and don't worried about the MILLIONS you STOLE FROM THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, no one cares about those folk that were denied life saving treatment because the NHS is strapped, rangers needed the money far more! All the bears that owned shares in the old ibrox club, pre 2012, will be happy to hear that they're alive and well right enough, could you let us know where they can cash those good, alive and well, shares in? I'm sure they're just dying to know, lol!!! I guess they'll just have to get inline behind the other NINETY MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF UNPAID CREDITORS, when they hear of this fantastic news, won't they, lol!

[@keekstar2914]

@Jambo M delete your post mate ,, your bang out if order with that aul bollocks.......do the right thing, it's neither clever or funny ...

[@theylietoyouall.5051]

Telling someone to delete their posts because you find it offensive is the problem in today's world, grow up, get over it and move on.

[@keekstar2914]

@@theylietoyouall.5051 everyone would take that offensive, it's a horrible post ... Were people have lost their lives to cancer !!..

[@keltyk]

Nothing here to offend the woke

[@Tess78uk]

We’re here, laughing. This joke is about you. 😁

[@madiharafi5551]

Not funny at all.

[@laurakayne4445]

On your own

[@BillReilly1979]

He's the worst. I had far better from 3 from family.

[@Nv8derz1m]

The way he laughs at his own material makes it even better😂🤣

[@john5155]

Aye but he's heard the joke before.😂

[@terrytownsend5583]

Not really. Laughing at your own joke is shitehouse

[@grumpyboomer61]

Or, maybe he laughs a bit because the audience is laughing, and he's just having a good time.

[@terrytownsend5583]

@@grumpyboomer61 naive

[@grumpyboomer61]

@@terrytownsend5583 Cynic

[@citizen-7xl5]

“Nudging me, like a scumbag who presumes your gunna be a scumbag.” I’ve had this happen to me before

[@zoolhert3535]

Yeah taxi drivers think I'm tic fan

[@62swampboy62]

Same here, too many times. Most recent was the security guard at the entrance to the hospital (Ohio, US). You have to shut them down immediately.

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

😂

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

Same happens to me..and I'm a 63 year old white women in the east end of London

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

I would have sat with the Asian woman

[@paulineflammia2808]

I just finished reading his book it was a great read he worked really hard to get where he is today and the love and respect he has for his Mum Dad and brother for helping him get there is priceless and along side of Billy Connolly he is the best. Well done KEVIN YOU DESERVE EVERTHIG YOU"VE GOT . LOVE YOU KEVIN XX

[@writeract2]

I think he exceeds billy - go to read his book.

[@Kowasi]

@@writeract2 Kinda hard to actually beat the Big Yin in his prime, but he isn't performing anymore, so there it is. A new face for a new age perhaps if not a passing of the torch.

[@drummerboy1390]

They both make us laugh. Why turn it into a competition.

[@heyysimone]

He has a book? I gotta read this!

[@neillyduffy2018]

@Honest Man spot on. Kevin is just one of the lads from a Glasgow housing scheme..i should know as I'm just a lad from a Glasgow housing scheme

[@ciara4087]

"walking around Lanzarote looking for a Greggs" i die every time 😂🤣

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Didn't know reincarnation was real

[@Sharoncorrigan-mx8fm]

Yeah and a pub doing roast dinners on a Sunday 😂😂😂

[@bloodbriar]

Hahaha I came here to say this and saw you had posted it 🤣'I'd like a sausage roll, please. How'd you mean you only you only serve seafood?'

[@SH-zg8qo]

"A Daily Record ya dick!!" Absolutely floored me 🤣

[@Sketchr_]

I clicked on Kevin's video the first time cause i thought he looked like my cousin but hes sooo fucking funny.

[@mhairigellatly7203]

Is your cousin by any chance scottish or from a certain part of English because he looks like any other Middle age scot who may smoke lol

[@Sketchr_]

@@mhairigellatly7203 lmao, nah, hes from Northern Ireland

[@GillDundee]

Best comedian by far and being scots makes it better his accent is broad asf🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Rodwin1980]

The pace he speaks and Glaswegian accent is f'kin hilarious!!!

[@amayha3293]

Thats the way we aw talk

[@paulwalters7984]

Absolute quality …. Great accent

[@assadk7901]

Was even funnier in person - definitely one the best comedians today

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

Idk how or why Kevin isn't considered or atleast a nominee of top 5 comedians currently. He's killing it

[@amandapaul1447]

Nobody outside Britain can understand him 😂

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

@@amandapaul1447 true lol

[@juliusvogel4834]

Understand most of it as a 16 year old swedish guy

[@amandapaul1447]

@@juliusvogel4834 I’m glad you’re able to enjoy his comedy to the fullest.

[@dickon728]

@@juliusvogel4834 Well done.

[@billsedge7360]

I’m not really into modern comedians as they’re just not funny,, but this guy is hilarious, his delivery is perfect

[@shugd3]

Watch " Kevin bridges buys a horse "👍

[@kimtaeggukstrangerthings22019]

Watch "kevin bridges - joseph"

[@nicholasoppenheimer3647]

The dislikes were from people who didn't have a fucking clue what Kevin was going on about. They could only understand every fourth word and gave up in total exasperation. I could only get every other word but hung in there and was glad I did. The man is wicked funny.

[@barbarellajameswalker5400]

What a man, he's so intellectual...in his comedy. Makes me proud to be scottish. So funny.

[@TheoHockeyton]

"Smelly Taliban B*****ds !" hahahahaha Kevin is the most hilarious comedian ever ! He gets me every time !

[@christofferjeffers8460]

Hopefully you'll come over to tour i Norway mate!

[@MrANDYGEEZER]

Fantastic Scottish comedian 👍😉

[@anthonywilliams8288]

Can't wait to see one of your shows..brilliant comedian

[@verlongates2279]

I spent 8 months in Scotland in the seventies. I still have to listen twice to fully understand Kevin. It's always worth the effort.

[@jurgencuypers8350]

The accent is 3/4 of what makes him this great.

[@jamesmccartney4491]

Pure gold. Brilliant 👏 🇮🇪💯💪

[@johnward7768]

fantastic comedian, very funny and a joy to watch, possibly the best stand up in the country, the accent makes him as well, i lived in Scotland for over 12 years and can understand about 95 percent of what he says while a lot of the English struggle its the same with Still game another Scottish great series..

[@AJ-wo5nf]

Unfucking believable. So funny. Thanks Kevin for keeping us laughing. 😀🤡

[@Matty.Hill_87]

"you seriously underestimate the power of semtex" 😂😂

[@davidplenderleith4176]

Classic deliveries as usual, clever man

[@maureennewman905]

Listening to this June 2021 , Need a laugh in this dystopian time . Oh to turn the clock back, thanks Kevin

[@zacharykieler]

Dystopian is an imagined state or society. So your living in your own imaginary time?

[@RedOakCrow]

@@zacharykieler Don't knock it till you try it.

[@asliceofry8735]

Us Scots would be more annoyed with a swally ban on a train. I need a £4.50 warm Stella.

[@nickhobbs6514]

somehow a can on the train always feels like First Class living

[@Pauly421]

Same in Ireland a can on the train is basically mandatory. Or 4 whatever

[@michaelfarrell4824]

@@nickhobbs6514 Unless you're tanning one before 10am and you need to keep it planked from the ticket guy

[@bengratz9943]

Is he saying "Jakes on a train" ? Every time I watch this I never figure it out

[@RyanMitchell350]

Jakes means jakey, it's slang for someone that's constantly drunk

[@bengratz9943]

@@RyanMitchell350 Thanks man!

[@RyanMitchell350]

@@bengratz9943 no probs dude

[@jimibhoy8935]

Snakes on a plane!! Jakes on a train!! 🙄

[@VlogPhotography]

Cracks me up everytime!

[@BrokedDownPalace]

Holy shit there are so many fuckin people at that show. Those back rows would be pointless

[@lindsaymccolgan4678]

The concert is in his home town and he’s treated like a god here xx

[@SuperMikado282]

Why? He is talking into a P.A. system.

[@samuelcampbell5870]

What about another tour Mr.Bridges?

[@leejamiemellor]

Covidiot

[@davidl2065]

The wokes destroyed comedy most you'll probably never see him again

[@leejamiemellor]

@@davidl2065 yeh probably, can see comedians going out of business due to the woke clowns

[@cliffclavin3865]

It would probably be a tad coarse in places.

[@rziaco]

I've lived in Glasgow for a year and still I'm not able to catch everything, but God knows how much I miss this accent... Scotland ❤️❤️

[@thomashiggins7817]

Absolute legend! Just got my tickets for his gig at the Hydro next September 😬

[@THINKincessantly]

Is Scotland still too Huwhite? How does Hamza Yousef get to rail against Native Scottish in a Scottish govt position?

[@paulwalters7984]

Walking around lanzarote looking for a greggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lhd1316]

Yo from Greenland - Kevin is my favorite standup comedian - hoping to see some new material soon. 💪🥳👍🇬🇱

[@bystarlightUK]

Brilliant. The end.

[@franciscofajardo4135]

What a talent,😂😂😂😂

[@waynemclaughlin3569]

I Dam near pissed myself the first time I watched him . Funny as hell

[@patriciaelizabethlo6258]

I pressed the subtitles button by mistake. And couldn't believe they could not get the word's right. Kevin bridge's is a genius and he's even talking slow .so the thick twatts can understand. He said this about us and he is spot on. Go for it Kevin Bridges your the best. From tricia lo xxxxxxx

[@MrSwanny182]

He’s not lying I was the same look we’ve been attacked awesome

[@matthewthomson6126]

Absolute legend!!

[@chateaupig826]

Can you imagine him as a schoolboy , in the classroom 😂😂😂

[@terrypietru8012]

When did whistling become the natural reaction to hearing something funny?

[@martinstewart6796]

you don’t understand my accent! “ A DAILY RECORD YA DICK “😂😂😂

[@loucipher67]

"A Daily Record ya dick".... you owe me half a coffee, and a kleenex .

[@briarios666]

The subtitles are absolutely atrocious, if you can't understand the lingo don't bother lol

[@writeract2]

ironically the racist dude pronounced "pun-jabi" correctly.

[@Moamanly]

That definitely isn't how they say it in Punjab.

[@writeract2]

@@Moamanly How would you know - from that background are you? or you've just lived there/traveled back and forth, etc.

[@Moamanly]

@@writeract2 Yes, I spent weeks in Punjab, on both sides of the border. It was pronounced Pun (rhymes with 'one') jab (rhymes with 'carb').....

[@writeract2]

@@Moamanly I agree with first part - I spent my entire life from birth around this culture, never heard jab rhyme with carb even from punjabi friends when they said the word punjabi - first part was what my comment was saying - pun should rhyme with one.

[@Moamanly]

@@writeract2 'carb' is probably too long a sound--I was struggling to come up with a long A sound ;-)

[@ashleywatson7464]

Brilliant simply brilliant

[@dannyboi8876]

LEGEND!

[@KingJamesDisciple]

Bridges is a great comic. Where can I find his full special?

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Amazon Prime! 😊

[@lj7169]

KZbin movies, there should be a link under the video or just search kevin bridges full movie

[@Mr.Nerijus]

Watching your shows for tonight and I'am being cheeky on those beers, noticed that fings started double up and you have 4 eyes but only 1 mouth. How dose that work?

[@johnnybgood5836]

amusing at times....but not hilarious...... accentuating and emphasising accent for effect is 75% of his humour..... definitely not Billy Connolly....God knows how he fills this auditorium....

[@irenehunter4736]

Proud to be Scottish 🙂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@billywhizz2847]

Super John McGinn

[@barrymcguire5048]

Irish is better but not had 🇮🇪☘️🇮🇪☘️

[@SyMchale]

@Jambo M 😂 facts!

[@murray930]

@Jambo M shut it mug

[@treeoftrees7523]

@Jambo M you are joking right?

[@georgemorley1029]

“Walking about Lanzarote looking for a Greggs.”

[@angelaweglarska8428]

Jings I love this guy he has me in stitches and I’m from Dundee 🤩🤩

[@kawapilot]

Aye hen, he's so funny that even my English wife loves his take on life.

[@angelaweglarska8428]

@@kawapilot is he touring in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@kawapilot]

@@angelaweglarska8428 Don't know, I only get notifications from UT...I take it your doon there?.lol and by your name, your Polish?...

[@angelaweglarska8428]

@@kawapilot half polish x

[@kawapilot]

@@angelaweglarska8428 Żaden problem

[@deepanshurawat9552]

Fuck mate your English is really good😂😂

[@seantuite4223]

Seen this clip plenty yet every time I’m crying with laughter 😂

[@jabtv6901]

We are the foreigners. Everyone speaks “poon-Jabbi” 🤪🤣😂😂

[@sheronasims6783]

I sit as far away as possible. Not because of terrorism. Because they are ok about grooming

[@laurajo0141]

“Jakes oan a train “ 🤣

[@clivep3515]

There is a greggs in lanzarote. Been there 50 - 60 times. We go 5-6 times a year.

[@SuperMikado282]

Thanks for that vital piece of information. 😂

[@rituraj4447]

The accent contributes to the content. Great!

[@mirola73]

Proddie / Catholic bigotry ? Ah, nae bother, 'that's normal' in Glasgow.

[@6ftS]

give me a quid, or you're gettin staabd...

[@theamesavenue9834]

Imagine an American comedian did these jokes in America. People would be losing their minds. Something I have figured out after living in the US for a few years now! Man I love the British humor 😂

[@omarelshayal3337]

Scottish!

[@theamesavenue9834]

@@omarelshayal3337 well technically Scotland is in Britain! So they can be called British, not English.

[@kawapilot]

@@theamesavenue9834 nope............britannia is what the Romans called the island......Scotia has always been Scotland (Caledonia, Pict land etc) in one form or another, but never british...But I see your technicality and the oxymoron of Scots/british..Keep safe pal...Saor Alba....Alba Gu Brath.

[@fbausa-j4i]

a video in a very bad way. Great mistake to kid with terrorism my friend.

[@colinmcmillan5920]

Legend

[@Scriffbin]

At the end he says "You don't understand my accent?....." and then I can't make out, (or perhaps I simply don't understand) what he says.... ironically enough! Can anyone assist?

[@nickhobbs6514]

'a Daily Record ya dick'.

[@scottblair4691]

The Daily Record is a formerly popular Scottish tabloid newspaper. Kevin Bridges referencing it is probably the finest moment its had in about 20 years. ;)

[@paulcarney7748]

daily record it's a newspaper

[@Moamanly]

@@scottblair4691 Reminded me of a nice Aussie guy I once met at a cafe in Spain. He was commenting on how the locals "don't speak the lingo" when a waiter approached. He said to the waiter "Hey mate, where's the dunny?" ;-)

[@SuperMikado282]

​@@scottblair4691😂😂😂very well said my friend.

[@janetmackinnon3411]

Good material, good timing.

[@spiroskaramanlis566]

funny thing, the yt translation seems to be really struggling...

[@brianmunich553]

That in itself is a laugh sometimes I put them on when I watch a Scottish tv show or an interview just for a laugh Only Once I've already seen it already

[@robedmunds7163]

What Kevin should have done is get up an sit by the Asian lady. Making a statement and also avoiding sitting by the waster.

[@flabbybum9562]

Maybe she wouldn't have cared to be used as a prop for him to virtue signal?

[@robedmunds7163]

@@flabbybum9562 That is a good point, didn't think of that. Difficult.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@flabbybum9562 doing the right thing isn't "virtue signalling." You young guys have been FUCKED UP by the media.

[@flabbybum9562]

@@josephsalmonte4995 But who says that would have been the right thing to do? People are sick and tired of virtue signallers trying to show off and draw attention to themselves wherever they go. The irony of course, is often the turn out to be the biggest bigots around.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

@@flabbybum9562 you entirely missed MY point, but I agree with some of yours.

[@Rodwin1980]

Jakes on a Train!!

[@sharoncarley6102]

❤️

[@libbyc3926]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂❤

[@eoghangriffiths5834]

PUNJABI !!!! LOL

[@maureennewman905]

😂😂😂😂😂 he’s so right 😂😂❤️😂that’s how it is

[@colinmcmillan5920]

Legend

[@HgHg-yp6ft]

Blending with the locals is not a necessity required by the tourists visiting a foreign country having good time and helping its economy for two weeks mate... For immigrants is kind of different isn't.

[@EdSurridge]

This starts non racist but is turned into racist comedy by its later racist content? It's the racists that "stinks" not the person of asian appearance as is the racist trope

[@AkAsCoTTii3]

‘I’ve parked there’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣