The Rankers - Segments - 29

In this episode Amir tries to pick out a fake poem, a fake J&A quote, and then rank a whole lotta things.
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[@JakeandAmirPods]

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[@Matt-btc]

Have Ben back on to play Hogwash vs Ha Eun vs Zhang He

[@takatotakasui8307]

Poetry or Noetry is so damn good

[@Matt-btc]

Best segment by far

[@Katasunder]

Oh wow, Jake fooled me as well! I thought his poem was by far the best when he initially read them, well done, you are both getting better at this it is really fun to see.

[@BayviewGhost]

At this rate, J&A are going to spend so much time trying to win Poetry or Noetry that they'll actually become accomplished poets in their own right.

[@MyloBloodsugar]

I did the homework. I read the Raincoat by Ada Limón. My mum passed into grace a year and a half ago. I cried my eyes out. Damn you, Jake.

[@nicolejordan5977]

Wow I loved Jake’s poem!!!

[@raymanatorr]

been thinkin bout the zhang he of it all

[@TheKyyyle]

kind of gives me that zhang he se quoi feeling

[@Matt-btc]

Clap as Zhang He hopscotches across three kingdoms for ivory

[@TheArchsage74]

Crazy for Amir to forget that Geoff already read the quail poem to him in a parody of Segments on the Headgum Podcast.

[@annalund9059]

Holy shit I was trying to remember where I’ve heard it

[@ScottMuttson]

Looking like they are recording from a well put together base in the south pole. Bundle up yall.

[@Fellturtle]

Looks like they just left, I wanna say basecamp?

[@lukegaines2452]

@@Fellturtle DEEP pull

[@robertcassistre5527]

So…I would absolutely buy a poetry compilation book of all their written poems

[@nathalie2137]

I’m so unnecessarily proud of Jake lol

[@michaeladair9839]

I really could listen to the poem segment over and over again. Jake's emotional reaction to poetry is honestly the best. Just do beautifully sincere 😊

[@Matt-btc]

Agreed -- I hope they do the poetry segment every episode

[@tylergob9399]

Literally this pod keeps me from calling out from work on Mondays

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I want a new theme song and frick it, let's say I want it to be about me this time.

[@thaesimir]

Yeah, The Raincoat absolutely wrecked me, Jake. It's the last few lines that really, really hit

[@Mamamedschool]

I literally spit out my water on my toddler laughing when Jake said “I mean he took the MCAT so I feel like he probably was able to nail that test”. I genuinely look forward to their commercial breaks

[@carterwaite4665]

We want the mean theme song back.

[@lukegaines2452]

I know I abused it but I miss it

[@LitByScott]

We deserve so much more than this

[@TheWolfGuardians]

1 million strong against this obamanation

[@flipdiesel9652]

It’s all Ben Schwartz’ fault for roasting them so hard for being so self deprecating. FOR SHAME. FOOOOR SHAAAAAME

[@GregTurismo]

Not me

[@ediblenecklace7007]

Zhang He is honestly a beautiful poem! It moved me

[@alexkennedy_nba]

I love the game guessing real or fake Jake and Amir quotes 😂😂

[@MrSvs99]

Make Jake read the poem that makes him cry! Or make a segment out of it and Amir has to pick out 3 poems for Jake to read without choking up.

[@cyrr1213]

The quiz oriented episodes are always so fun

[@thyme1]

amir's glare at the camera when jake wanted to read another poem was amazing

[@ZZ29993]

Good effort #freepalestine

[@mariovarga2892]

The Raincoat was amazing

[@Phampham453]

Poetry or noetry idea: give the person a topic beforehand, then they find 2 poems about that topic and write the 3rd. Might make it more interesting if they all follow the same theme

[@matthewporter7976]

10 trillion strong for the old theme song back

[@ediblenecklace7007]

The Jake and Amir quotes segment is my favourite! I’d love more of that!

[@Matt-btc]

Jake is a poet and he didn't even know that he was one of them

[@anthesaurus5671]

Jake was not lying. The Raincoat by Ada Limón is a beautiful poem!

[@alkm96]

One of my favorite Jake bits (also from NADDPOD) is the passive-aggressive "Excuse me" when nobody's interrupting him. Also, besides mispronouncing "Zheng He" (understandable) that poem was honestly fantastic?

[@WorkerBeeSupply]

Love Jake’s “excuse me”s!! 😄

[@jacobbarnett2877]

loved the quote segment !

[@jakobpopek485]

The quote game was a lot of fun! I could play along at home

[@donotworried]

Zoom fatigue? 😂 😂

[@lukegoodwin1158]

Petition for Jake to start the Premier League podcast in August

[@GregTurismo]

Segments should just be called “Mostly and usually Poetry or Knowetry”

[@WizardofRock100]

lol, Amir should have known ‘This Room’ wasn’t Jake’s poem because Geoff used it on him in the ‘Diving into Blumenfeld’ episode of the Headgum Podcast

[@wesleylitalien4562]

“Yeah so the last one had my address in it so…”

[@TellitToTheDonut]

Week 2 of suggesting this Segment: Win, Lose, Banana 🍌 It’ll have to be with a guest and while you’re in person In this game 1 person is “win”, one “lose” and one “the banana”. Determine this at the beginning of each round by blindly picking between pieces of paper that say so. Then the banana and the loser must try to convince the winner that they are the banana. If the winner correctly chooses the banana, they both get a point. If the winner chooses the loser, the loser gets a point. Play to a set point limit and let the fun ensue!

[@thomasjackson9243]

Amir has a never ending iced coffee

[@DaigotsuSoetsu]

You guys should release a book with all the made up poems

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

What about a segment where you try to use the words gimmick, dollop, and gregarious during a single conversation

[@koftli8997]

Why does amir find actual poetry so funny though

[@tonoornottono]

i think just imagining that jake wrote it forces him to interpret it in a funny way, it does for me too.

[@Matt-btc]

Tap as Zhang He conquers the world for sandalwood and spices

[@dais1151]

For episode 50 can you release a poetry collection!!

[@MediumDon]

Okay this game is freaking rigged because Josh is genuinely getting good at poetry

[@kelseyferguson1741]

i live in hawaii and only ever travel to and from california so ive actually never experienced plane wifi. i have to raw dog every flight i take 😩

[@Hossyboy420]

Then I’ve been fooled by my own Ha-un!

[@VICloudkicker]

"Jake and Amir or Fake & A Weird" for the title of the segment at 42:40

[@RoryFisher]

Gotta be honest that Raincoat poem didn’t do much for me. A nice message but I thought I was gunna cry

[@Hossyboy420]

Jake is a great writer

[@millung13]

Ghee ... Is a word ...

[@stonedoco7455]

hooray

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Question for the pod: do you think you guys would talk as much without a podcast? I know y’all run a business together, but STILL

[@matiasreba]

stop edging us saying you want the hostile intro back and just bring it back!

[@ChrisJLev]

Ha-Eun or Na-Eun

[@donotworried]

This is how you start a Monday!

[@IAmDollop]

Give us the mean song, you guys are getting too happy

[@locklanh]

He should have ended Zhang He at the cloud line honestly.

[@tonoornottono]

i like the theme song. why is everybody so fricken negative!

[@ItssBrian]

You must not know about GHEE

[@laylahassomethingtosay]

I still really prefer the positive theme song

[@nickus2000]

Have Chat GPT write a J+A episode using some random word as the prompt

[@eman2k2k2]

Amir a little bit racist heh

[@ZZ29993]

A great episode #freepalestine