Jake and Amir write "Thanksgiving Scroll" (FULL PATREON VIDEO)

Not really a hobby, but we've been writing/improvising scroll videos on our Patreon lately. Here's one from last year. More here: / ja

[@SeraphsWitness]

You once insinuated that Amir wanted to hear Jake's list. And then in a later episode, Jake stole a scroll. We need to hear Insecure Jake make a scroll. That's the logical progression.

[@PeterPhantomForces]

Such a good idea, need to see this

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number One? *Hat on* I'm done. Seeing your sorry ass with all that grass makes me wanna chug a CLASS. That's right. It's a gym locker for this tik toker that makes the ladies say, "I need a doctor."

[@kyleroderick2334]

Top 10 Scrolls to Say

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number Two? Bad you.

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number three? This one's for me.

[@WillBillya]

These boys using scrolls as an excuse to wax whimsical poetry never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

[@MemberWhen]

I can see that smile of you

[@brucewayne2184]

I like how Jake is the one actually writing Amir's lines and Amir writes Jake's!

[@donofmath248]

“Have I eaten the evidence” is when I realized they were really going with this all the way. Truly a beautiful exploration of the form.

[@weezact7]

Honestly, I like it better that the first three are just random things (and a history fact) and then it just suddenly pivots hard into cannibalism. Personally, I wouldn't even go back and change them. Also, I love the Nico call-back.

[@MarshalLeigh1911]

Yes, please make this an actual episode.

[@yokaijem]

Number 7 A Chris named Evans Who needs turkey when you can gobble down all American jerky Oh captain *My* captain.

[@Uncle_Boris]

Number 9 A Chris named Pine Who needs stuffing when you can stuff yourself with with the head of the starship enterprise? *Jake has head in hands* Look at me *Amir now has warchief headdress on* I’m the captain now

[@dennissmith5017]

It was so fun to watch how you two know each other so much.

[@smokejc]

a franklin named ben

[@00beasis]

Chris pine, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt missing, presumed bread 🍞

[@TheThirdPrice]

'it consumes the scroll' like any powerful spell does

[@DStringzzZ]

Aww yess! please make this into a real episode! So funny, and interesting to see how the sausage is made 😃

[@xXimakidXx]

yo wtf this was almost funnier than an actual J A episode goddamn, actually laughing crying, why are you eating all of these avengers?

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

It's fun trying to play along at home.

[@kirbylover37]

This really should be a real episode

[@Arkasic]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE seeing you guys having a channel together. I am so happy about finding you again. You are the best.

[@James02876]

One of those appear-out-of-nowhere gags where Amir just appears in bed next to a still half-asleep Jake was how I imagined the episode starts.

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

How is this fair? I’m serious, this whole video is a shaming public or otherwise of my entire family.

[@h.rpickens1699]

This, this POISON of me

[@bankrolDiggy]

Dag yo this episode was more than legit, it was dece

[@DenderFriend]

Man this is golden!

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Nah, it’s taupe

[@henrysteiner8136]

Okay but I actually need to see this as an actual short

[@logan666]

You make me smile of you

[@tdawg4998]

Scroll idea: SSN and mothers maiden name 😊❤😊❤

[@tornado9560]

Can’t wait to watch Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir write Jake and Amir

[@Test-iv4pm]

How about a scroll vid where Amir tries to get Jake's help with writing a scroll?

[@MadflowsA]

This is magic

[@Neurotrace]

Number 4 sent me to the floor

[@ardnegoyamrahs2201]

Please make this an episode. Also waiting for the song Amir improvised in the podcast ep when Geoffrey came.

[@xIKieeranIx]

I love their friendship man

[@auspistic]

All storm, no brain. Genius.

[@BarginsGalore]

I don’t need a bird on this turkey day. All i need is a taste of captain US of A

[@MrRendiz]

It's been a long time since I laughed so hard. I can't wait for the video being Uploaded ♥️

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Please make this!

[@darkknight072]

That took a dark turn......

[@LOLHICRONO]

hell yea

[@Thisratisrockin]

really specific but I can’t wait for these guys to watch IPhone Case lmao

[@kingbouncer1314]

PLEASE make a scroll episode where Jake makes the list.

[@greenereye]

'TOP TEN SCROLLS TO MAKE' by "Snatch" Williams

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

A Franklin named Ben 😂😂😂

[@Boosker420]

Trick-or-treat has got to be my favorite one. could you guys Please re-watch that & costume party

[@ChickenPerm]

Number Poo: A Jake & Amir that is new! Not another scroll behind a patreon toll, for this makes all the day ones troll. I ate Chris Pine!

[@charmazelion5537]

OMG THES EARW THE GUYS FROM CH

[@4UDIOTAPE]

DO IT

[@StuckUnderTheCovers]

Please make this

[@crispben]

So funny

[@rubysauce]

If they somehow get Chris Pine or Chris Evans or I don't know, one of the other Chris brothers, to be in this? I would cry tears of soy

[@MegaClaymore123]

number seven: I'm thankful for REVERENDS

[@Chris180Z]

Amazeballs, for lack of a better term

[@Chris180Z]

Also, please do this sketch :)

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I want a Dingo solo show on headgum

[@callahansimon18]

I’m sad that this video hasn’t been upvoted to karma heaven already!!!

[@Optimusovr9000]

Is the ending song a real song or something made by the people at headgum?

[@ManilMopas]

Number 7, i need to have chris devin but he wouldn't be eating our raven, he should be on the table Jake: are you eating ravens on thankgiving? ‏‪6:53‬‏

[@anthonyschultz6801]

It was def good enough!!!! Please!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@C4rps]

I've had their patreon before but the only thing putting me off getting it again, is how terrible the website is for viewing the backlog of videos. When you scroll that far down in the feed it gets incredibly laggy & refreshing the page loses your place. 10,000 strong against patreons video feed, wish they would just copy youtube already!

[@various3394]

Amir told me to leave a comment but I don’t listen to cannibals

[@GregTurismo]

What are they watching?

[@anthonyschultz6801]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 thank you!!!!

[@sethjoyce]

Opening: Jake wakes up at 5:15 and wipes the sleep out of his eyes, Amir is squatted on top of Niko and pops the scroll- Jake: WTF?? Amir: Top ten things to be thankful for! Jake: This is illegal, buddy! Amir: Number 10: remember that wren? I mentioned it years ago but here we are again. Who needs a turkey or chicken or hen? When all that you need is the meat of a wren!? Jake: Deep cut.. Number 9: Feeling Chris Pine? Maybe eat him instead and save yourself time! Jake: How is that saving time? Amir: It does. Jake: I'm asking "how?" Amir: Forgot about 8? Hey what's better than a plate? Eating Chris Pine out, I'll tell you THAT'S great. Jake: So are you eating Chris Pine or giving him mouth to ass? Amir: Number 7: Remember the movie "all dogs go to heaven"? Well maybe they do, that much may be true, but they never ate out the main dude from "Lucky Number Slevin" Jake: Is this entire list going to be male actors you want to eat out? What makes you thankful for that? Amir: Well that leads to six, all that I want is a plate full of celebrity dicks. Forget about six, I said it too late, please oh please can we go back to eight? so I can remember to mention the plate? Jake: You mentioned the plate, it just didn't rhyme Amir: How dare?! Number 4: You wanted some more? More Evans or Pine or Hemsworth, I'm sure! Well take a deep breath and your jaw to the floor. You'll need a big mouth to devour these four! Jake: Who's the fourth? Amir: Huh? Jake: You said three names and then said 'four'. Who is four? Amir: IF YOUD LET ME FINISH- Jake: I did- Amir: Number three is the chris has your jaw on the floor! Chris Tucker is working on Rush Hour FOUR Jake: Okay Amir: Number One- Jake: number two, right? You forget how to count now? Amir: Number One! Number two, from Austin Powers, that's who. Rob lowes' butt on a plate's a thing that I want to chew. Jake: So ass-eating is your entire thanksgiving scroll this year, got it. Amir: Number two: Number one, Robert Wagner. He's forgotten for sure, but the smile on your face is what I'm thankful for. Jake: ... Amir: ... Is what I'm thankf- Niko wakes up and assaults Amir Amir: NUMBER 5, KEEP ME ALIVE!

[@h.rpickens1699]

Too intoxicated. To properly communicate but SCROLL ME UP BABAY

[@florencebrisco1231]

those black and white intros are waaaaaaayyy too long guys. It stops being cute after around the 7 second mark, and then people just skip past it.

[@andresluz4973]

Boo

[@florencebrisco1231]

@@andresluz4973 hello Mr Ghost

[@RedLukey]

Wrong. Absolutely wrong.

[@florencebrisco1231]

@@RedLukey fine, i stand corrected. Consider my original comment nullified. But hear me now and hear me good: I will avenge the death of Penis Anthony DuBlinyay.

[@andresluz4973]

@@florencebrisco1231 hold thy tongue, else amir will eat your dusty ass

[@VK-sz4it]

@JakeandAmir Unrelated to that. Did idea of Schwartz' milkman come from eggman (Pink flamingo)?