We need a B-2 Spirit painted in Spirit Airlines livery +100 psychological terror
@doggo_woo8 ай бұрын
The spirit of Spirit?
@fix0the0spade8 ай бұрын
Yellow B-2, "So, you guys have any oil for us today? People on the ground, "er...no?" Yellow B-2 silently releases a JDAM, "how unfortunate,"
@MTF-EPSILON-11-5-NULL8 ай бұрын
@@fix0the0spadeso un civilized
@squidcraft38788 ай бұрын
It’s banned in the Genova convention because it would be to scaring on the enemy
@vindictivegrind93706 ай бұрын
@@squidcraft3878 If you fly one of them Spirit B-2 Spirits over Iran or North Korea, everyone there will self-banish themselves to the shadow realm (life-uninstall) out of fear
@userandomdisplayname8 ай бұрын
There is a reason it's called "Spirit". Once you experience its flight, you will be on heaven at the next blink of an eye.
@FriendlyneighborhoodC88 ай бұрын
*Perfection*
@Taxevader-gk9ms8 ай бұрын
the passengers would all go to heaven because god feels bad that they had to fly spirit
@ArieBloxYT4 ай бұрын
UNDER RATED COMMENT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aimarowenhuarte22 күн бұрын
I flown on spirit and I'll say. The plane was Heald by duct tape and cardboard. Key word DUCT TAPE AND CARDBOARD.
@TOYMAK3R8 ай бұрын
New Isekai title: "I got reincarnated after flying Spirit Airlines!"
@leehongjin68848 ай бұрын
Genius idea ngl
@TOYMAK3R8 ай бұрын
@@leehongjin6884 MC: "What the hell?! Where am I?! What the hell happened?!" God/Goddess: "You flew on Spirit Airlines. What do you think happened? Do you have ANY idea how many people I had to sort through in the last hour?!"
@Yuudachi-Ch.-YT3 ай бұрын
@@TOYMAK3Rdont forgrt about bewbies and girls wetting their pants
@Imhim9188 ай бұрын
"Did you pay for the engine fee?" "No" *Engines fall off
@atigerclaw8 ай бұрын
RAPTOR: *rant* AWACS: ... "You are cleared to dish out Mercy." RAPTOR: "Roger that, engaging with copious amounts of Mercy."
@badluck-cp8bv8 ай бұрын
mercy killing 101
@TheMsdos258 ай бұрын
POV: You forgot to pay your countermeasure fee
@alperakyuz97028 ай бұрын
To be fair being shot down us only barely more violent than average spirit landing.
@CJboxFire8 ай бұрын
Spirit: did you pay the landing fee? Passenger: no? Spirit:✈️🏢
@classicalimproviser4078 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE
@umairimran74238 ай бұрын
Ah so that's what actually happend in 2001
@LegionesCataegis4298 ай бұрын
So it wasn't Bin Laden's fault but Spirit... it all makes sense now.
@johnmumford11358 ай бұрын
@@umairimran7423 yes
@Franlol_Copilot8 ай бұрын
WOW SO FUNNY😐😐😐😐😐
@karelpgbr8 ай бұрын
I loved the added detail of the recompressed compressed Portal radio song in the cabin announcement
@Interdictiondeltawing8 ай бұрын
I confirm those seats have left me with back damage
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 ай бұрын
reason I do not fly,
@vindictivegrind93708 ай бұрын
I flew on their inbred cousin known as Frontier, and my ass and back were damaged goods
@aviationist10188 ай бұрын
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723not every plane has bad seats 🤦♂️
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 ай бұрын
@@aviationist1018 Flyaing is for cargo or fightters
@strawberrymilk97675 ай бұрын
damn you flew with spirit? Get well soon. My condolences go to you.
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 ай бұрын
AWACS: You can't just shoot down a civilian airliner! F-22: Oh yeah, watch me! AWACS: No I mean "YOU" can't be "HE" can! F-22: Who is "HE"!? Me-262: Guten tag kinder! :D
@badluck-cp8bv8 ай бұрын
F-22: what the... Command, why do i have a FRİCEN Me-262 on my radar?!
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37238 ай бұрын
@@badluck-cp8bv Me-262: This how you clear the skies of pests kids! Me-262: Note always make sure to make a big crash, which means more clean-up will mean more money, thus aiding the economy!
@marseldagistani19892 ай бұрын
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 funny enough that 737 would be far faster than the 262
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37232 ай бұрын
@@marseldagistani1989 Assuming it even has and a working perhaps
@YuPigui8 ай бұрын
"Oh hey, look, a civillian airliner!"
@DC-7C6 ай бұрын
HAVE MERCY PLEASE, I'M JUST A LOCKHEED L1011 TRISTAR
@Pennsylvania3438 ай бұрын
Fly with spirit and you'll become a spirit 😂
@Adam-eb8zu8 ай бұрын
Im british but have you flied ryan air want your vertebrae to become vertadruise
@vindictivegrind93706 ай бұрын
@@Adam-eb8zu You mean if you want to evolve into an invertebrate
@SR-71BLACKBIRD.646 ай бұрын
Bro frontier is even worse there seats make my a** Soar higher than the sr71
@Crabonoe4 ай бұрын
I live in Pennsylvania 🥶
@Doug6410Ай бұрын
@@Crabonoesame here
@Benjamin2p88 ай бұрын
I love how the Raptor also roasting Boeing while talking to a Boeing aircraft.
@neringalukoseviciute17878 ай бұрын
He is also partly made by boeing
@Victor-0566 ай бұрын
Well, Sentry was a Boeing craft made before the recent directors came into power.
@mecadragoon8 ай бұрын
spirit + boeing would be a menace
@That_Ultimate_Camry8 ай бұрын
737's are held together with hatred and packing tape from the factory so they'd fit right in with Spirits maintenance ops
@MazeGT1258 ай бұрын
McDonnell Douglas:
@Tornado24098 ай бұрын
as if Southwest + Boeing was bad enough...
@EuropeanRailfanAlt8 ай бұрын
Valujet + McDonnell Douglas has joined the chat
@TudominotheGreat8 ай бұрын
The Harrier/British Missile roasts Ryanair
@digitalmk068 ай бұрын
Perfect! Now we need the raptor to roast Ryanair
@Countryball-Portugal248 ай бұрын
real
@red_five332521 күн бұрын
You mean the squadron of isekai'ed kamikaze pilots?
@AUS19017 ай бұрын
"Why does this one have mushrooms growing out off it?"
@Aviator4708 ай бұрын
**about to crash** spirit: "Did you pay for the crash fee?" me: no Spirit: **lands while having 1 wing** me: the @#*%?
@Tornado24098 ай бұрын
"did you pay the impossible landing fee?" "..." *eternal paradox*
@hgfhfgfg-uw7tg8 ай бұрын
wat
@vindictivegrind93706 ай бұрын
A fate far worse than death
@strawberrymilk97675 ай бұрын
@@Tornado2409 Schrödinger's plane. It is crashing and it is not crashing at the same time.
@demon_xd_8 ай бұрын
As someone who had to board a Spirit airliner during a school trip, I salute Raptor 1 for their valiant efforts
@robjustil87228 ай бұрын
Spirit: have you paid the fee fee? Passenger: no Spirit: then you can't pay, so no flight, walk from Chicago to Dallas
@Animalcrossingrailfan8 ай бұрын
Imagine raptor roasting ryanair next-
@Epicgamerboy-li4rv8 ай бұрын
Lol
@archae1088 ай бұрын
"Raptor 1, you are cleared to shoot it down." *shoots down Spirit Airlines* And nothing of value was lost
@michaelscott60228 ай бұрын
"'Going down with the Spirit In The Skyyy~'...nah, doesn't have that ring to it..."
@KiaGuy45688 ай бұрын
This is one of the best things that appeared on recommend page. I am not joking
@tacitus76988 ай бұрын
The missile roasts the Viggen: F-22: "Pilot look, it's your IKEA Christmas tree from last year!" Viggen: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you over my radar lock on the SR-71!" F-22: "Hold up, you cheated on that!" Viggen: "You're an American fighter who not only missed the cold war, but also has a smaller production run than even me. Cope harder!" SR-71: "Lock me harder daddy!" F-22: "What?" Viggen: "Hey Damsel, did you know what the 22 in F-22 stands for?" F-22: "Hey that's my joke! You have no right to...." Viggen: "It stands for how many balloons this thing can pop before it needs to go cry in a corner!" Drops mic, flies away "riding" the SR-71. F-22: "Hello Darkness, my old friend." Su-57: "Hello!"
@Orca199048 ай бұрын
Great Value? Dude, they're a flying Dollar General, they even have the same color scheme!
@vermas46547 ай бұрын
the casual Boeing roast, love it
@yabahal-fakher79928 ай бұрын
I was just waiting for "Fox-1"
@TyrannoJoris_Rex8 ай бұрын
Fox-3*
@HeliosEusebio8 ай бұрын
The Boeing line nearly killed me
@strawberrymilk97675 ай бұрын
just like a Boeing would
@netsurferx18 ай бұрын
E-3 AWACS: "Raptor 1, permission granted. May God have mercy on the passengers and crews souls."
@adamkirkpatrick76818 ай бұрын
Fun fact: JetBlue tried to purchase Spirit but DOJ said no
@AWACSROCKET8 ай бұрын
the fact the person who said "The missile roasts a civilian airliner" profile picture is yandere prez from project wingman
@terranempire28 ай бұрын
Spirit Airlines… where even the pilot wishes he was flying plastic dog shit out of Hong Kong.
@Gazikula178 ай бұрын
try this one, raptor roasts ryanair but ryanair pilot chooses to dogfight and makes raptors kill ratio 1:3 .
@drvinylscratch19365 ай бұрын
Raptor roasting boeing while talking to a BOEING E-3
@rexblade5048 ай бұрын
I like how this series went from "The missle roasts" to "the Raptor roasts"
@Tornado24098 ай бұрын
Mandela effect They've always been titled "The Raptor Roasts"
@ARC282-wc4mt8 ай бұрын
LMAO THE UNITED AIRLINES JOKE HAS ME ON THE FLOOR
@William_Bryant8 ай бұрын
Day 20 of asking Tym3Glitch for "The Missile Roasts the F-104 Starfighter" L A W N D A R T
@The_Ronin17768 ай бұрын
Video suggestion: The F-22 roasts rocket from little einsteins
@Victor-0566 ай бұрын
**Shortly after hearing that line from Spirit Airlines...** Sentry: You know what? Do it.
@CanadianTrainProductions20138 ай бұрын
Finally the raptor roasts a Civilian Airliner
@FireheadGaming123abc8 ай бұрын
I have actually flown on spirit airlines many times and it’s not that bad. They usually use the A320, which is a reliable short-haul airliner that I really like. It’s also very cheap compared to other airlines and performs its primary purpose just as well: to get you from point A to point B
@olegkrivenkov61927 ай бұрын
You should do a video about the F22 roasting the Swiss F/A 18 Hornet, that could be funny
@loganbrown33348 ай бұрын
I think the other reason Raptor wants to down that jet is so that it can get an air to air kill against another aircraft (that's not a balloon) outside of Ace Combat
@SerialDesignationN-0X008 ай бұрын
Bet the raptor won't roast the CFA-44 Nosferatu
@TheHeliKid8 ай бұрын
even if he does he's gonna have to play the real life equivalent of touhou but with missiles
@EndIessProductions8 ай бұрын
I want to do Raptor vs 757 Billy Aviation and this channel tbh
@Cow69420-p8 ай бұрын
"insert name here" 💀
@5tarSailor8 ай бұрын
This isn't satire. It's straight facts
@NascarAviationDude8 ай бұрын
Do “The Raptor Roasts The F-8 Crusader”
@jonnycarcano7 ай бұрын
I love the F-8 Crusader.
@NascarAviationDude7 ай бұрын
I Think It Could Be More Like “The Crusader Roasts The Raptor” Just Like The F-4, MiG-21, U-2, And F-105 Did
@FishbedFive8 ай бұрын
F-15 catching strays with that Boeing comment
@AndreaFilipino4 ай бұрын
I hear the distorted Portal theme when the airliner intercom comes on
@Eggyteevee8 ай бұрын
Oh hey look a Spirit Civillian Airliner
@mplewp6 ай бұрын
Flying with budget airliners is just another way to get closer to hell
@kuronyra17097 ай бұрын
Idea: the Raptor Roast the French Mirage 2000
@Countryball-Portugal248 ай бұрын
Wait that isnt a f-22 0:05
@SkyWatchAviation2 ай бұрын
Yes it’s an f35
@crimson99-2 ай бұрын
@@SkyWatchAviationno, it is an f-22
@SkyWatchAviation2 ай бұрын
@@crimson99- ?
@crimson99-2 ай бұрын
@@SkyWatchAviation its not an f35
@SkyWatchAviation2 ай бұрын
@@crimson99- I know that
@dionnebirkett7216 ай бұрын
the boeing part was crazy
@PotatoWX8 ай бұрын
Did you pay the landing fee? "No" **Crashes plane**
@Just_someone328 ай бұрын
The raptor roasts a country, it’s a good idea
@Generalsabre8 ай бұрын
Day 2 of requesting tim to do:the missile roasts the F-86 sabre
@qiyunv42502 ай бұрын
You fly with spirit, you meet the holy spirit
@therandomotaku38518 ай бұрын
And here i thought Ryanair was bad.😂😂😂😂
@Leporad2A77 ай бұрын
Idea:f 22 roasts ryanair
@COMOROS_BALL8 ай бұрын
Plot twist: Raptor gets sent to ptfs (roblox) by the flying a320 banana
@EuropeanRailfan-AM8 ай бұрын
The Raptor should roast the B737MAX next
@thulizulu39954 ай бұрын
the Raptor roasts the T-2. (T-2) “I am the greatest jet ever!” (Raptor)”Are you sure about that?” (Raptor)”You don’t even have flares.” (T-2) “At least I am a strike fighter”
@Dynasty_China_Taiwan_Air_6117 ай бұрын
Damn they don't have any "spirit" on them
@SkyWatchAviation2 ай бұрын
I wanna fly on spirit someday for the experience
@insertnamehere66598 ай бұрын
Spirit Airlines is to the USA as Ryan Air is to Europe. Absolutely awful.
@araelperez6527 ай бұрын
Make the raptor roasts itself in april fools
@SamsungA54-s8t8 ай бұрын
Request: raptor roasts B-21 raider and the B-21 raider roasts back
@karinashimoda80197 ай бұрын
Did you pay the don’t shoot down fee? no ALR RAPTOR LETS GO-
@testpilotmafia8626 ай бұрын
They sell half-way tickets because you'll be lucky to make it that far.
@Ray-the-aviator7 ай бұрын
Suggestion the missile roasts star scream
@deanmckellar6198 ай бұрын
I was honestly expecting this the second that the video ended
@StarFoxZX3154 ай бұрын
I don't know about any of those claims of charging for everything and cheaping up where they can, but the Boeing airframe part? Real story, bro!
@Gelaviation7 ай бұрын
Do not let Raptor roast the FA-50🤫
@notjebbutstillakerbal4 ай бұрын
Spirit Airlines is called that because it's so good that it takes you to Heaven
@vindictivegrind93708 ай бұрын
-Moneybags- err, I mean passengers: *_[Does absolutely nothing]_* Spirit Airlines: *_"Did you pay for the life fee?"_* Passengers: *_"Uh, no?"_* Spirit: *_"YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIFE HAS EXPIRED!"_* *_[Plane purposefully nosedives to banish its occupants to the spirit realm]_*
@coolboy2010ty8 ай бұрын
Not to mention, the IAE V2500's on spirit aircraft are ran with tomato juice, making them V8 tomato juice cans.
@damntheman28 ай бұрын
He should roast the Nike Hercules / Ajax Missiles.
@GeoFSFlightDeck8 ай бұрын
Imagine the Spirit Airlines comments on this video
@AirLynAirlines2 ай бұрын
He needs to roast Ryanair!
@randomamerican5248 ай бұрын
Raptor please roast Southwest Airlines, United airlines, American Airlines please
@avgeek_20147 ай бұрын
Guys, stop criticizing Spirit, A Spirit Airlines flight was experiencing heavy turbulence and still buttered the landing To those who still hate Spirit Airlines: Go away to the field and work as a slave for the British Empire
@Countryball-Portugal248 ай бұрын
How did Raptor ended inside a Spirit flight 🤔🤔🤔
@rodrigonunez94518 ай бұрын
This but with Ryan Air lol
@FabriElMasWeon7 ай бұрын
How do i get the voice that u use for roasting
@NovexusNui7777 ай бұрын
As I'm typing this, I'm going on my second flight back home to California with Spirit Airlines. I flew a 4 hour flight from Louisiana to Nevada as I have a connecting flight to my California flight. I can confirm the Louisiana to Nevada flight gave me Leg damage. As I'm 6'8", and well I ask for prayers as I'm flying with the real-life equivalent of Gremlin Air from Hotel Transylvania.
@FjongFleron4 ай бұрын
Literally Ryanair
@SmithOfGear928 ай бұрын
Spirit Airlines Plane: >
@toastergaming77838 ай бұрын
Since we already had AC7, can we please get Raptor roasting SP34R or PW MK1 from Project Wingman?
@West_Coast_Mainline8 ай бұрын
Do Ryanair next
@An-225Fan7 ай бұрын
Raptor roasts the X-32
@Tornado24098 ай бұрын
Spirit Airlines Tries to Roast Ryanair
@aethertech8 ай бұрын
Raptor, release the missile.
@charlessaint79268 ай бұрын
Not really aircraft related, how about the Missile roasts the Department of Veteran's Affairs? Boy, do I have stories!
@goldeneaglemercenary77117 ай бұрын
Still waiting on the Missile to roast the J-31 - China's "5th-gen" carrier fighter
@thulizulu39958 ай бұрын
The missile roasts Japan Airlines .
@Adam-eb8zu8 ай бұрын
Please do American airlines next
@haydenk64598 ай бұрын
Spirit airlines pilots flip around an iPad with a tip option after landing