The Real Loch Ness Monster | Mystery Girl

[@TOTALLYsup]

The Chemistry between her and the older guy is great. She was expecting to only find dumb people but she found her equal in terms of UK sarcasm.

[@EchoDissolve]

"I've only just got this." Perfect deadpan delivery.

[@shottingham]

Pro-tip; her equal was in on it.

[@karmlol]

Equal?! You call this brilliant, clever, perfect tongue-in-cheek eccentric gentleman the equal of a scripted, plain, humourless tart? She is lame as hell, the guy was brill

[@Sun-Tzu-]

She has no level of "UK sarcasm", she's just patronizing even by British standards.

[@DHT2023]

That guy schooled and troller her, at her own game .

[@Baba_Wawa]

Give the man living by the loch his own show! He was brilliantly witty & hilarious! He was by far the best part of this piece!

[@LongDongJohnson0705]

The two of them together is comedic gold

[@silverioarroyo5968]

The dramatic recreation was top quality

[@ULATAN.]

Have you seen the monster? Yes I have, every morning when I shave. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LindsayC33]

i....

[@ULATAN.]

Lindsay Tucker 2:15

[@lastride9159]

yeah she wanted to see that too..or maybe suck..

[@ScoobyShotU]

He was talking about his dick right I'm not just a dirty minded person?

[@nunoferraz5426]

"That's a good one" 🤣

[@stevelooong]

3:13 didn´t know my German fellows have such a good sense of humor.

[@xerr2595]

He is etzadla from Bavaria. They have also se dragonlord, a very famous independent shiftworker and humorist

[@navrhy3075]

Holy shit you’re here

[@1dude.]

Lol

[@alexreeperbahn5709]

Oh man. That was funn6

[@SilverbackMenace]

The real mystery is how she keeps finding telephone booths in this day and age

[@dgmmgd8506]

It’s Scotland they’re still stuck in the 1980s 😂

[@eniscoworldheritagesite]

They left them out for the tourists

[@ScoobyShotU]

@@BigSkyRider not in the US they aren't anymore... so it's easy to say that but in some places they're gone for good..

[@JohnJRambo-zi5fi]

ok boomer

[@selfishstockton6123]

Deven Das I wish you could spell 😂

[@candelacandela41]

Steve: "im making exact replicas of the loch Ness monster" Steve´s loch ness monster: *googly eyes, pink skin, and potty mouth*

[@heartofakingjudahrising6233]

Candela Mattera that’s not “Steve’s Loch Ness monster”, it’s Steve’s daughter.

[@matty6878]

and his criticism to people calling him out: "Prove they're not accurate and get your money back" 😂

[@faktefoe1547]

I think it was a sarcastic joke

[@92GreyBlue]

Hey u r soo cute plz talk to me Candela

[@bigsquatchsasfoot1964]

Sounds like my x wife actually 🤔

[@yotamjo297]

the dramatic reconstruction just help me to imagine the scene

[@nickyzafiro5959]

i can't tell if this girl has a really advanced sense of sarcasm or is generally serious about what she does..

[@jamespowell2428]

she's very sarcastic

[@MyDarkDigital]

you're deffo american

[@lancewhitchurch512]

brittish are sarcasm personified and its the way we like it

[@lancewhitchurch512]

youtube chicken shop dates you will see shes taking the piss lol

[@Smendoza43]

She was dressed as the monster herself on the side of the shore...she really enjoys what’s she does and her personality shines through.

[@blackjack-sf1xi]

I was actually taking this story serious until I saw the dramatic reconstruction lmao

[@Batman-bl5qy]

So glad they put that above the video. I thought it was real!!😵 4:38

[@hinewsletter4125]

The dramatic reconstruction is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-cn4se7ui6j]

Hinewsletter lol ikr

[@Southwestsilva]

Finally vice makes a video about my ex

[@brokelos]

How was the monster coochie though?

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Loo

[@rashadpreston7389]

😂

[@WeareCrazyhumans]

John Silva who is dating your ex now?

[@Biggus___Dickus]

You killed it , bro !

[@SuperMunchkin1000]

Let's be honest that guy has a dope pad

[@PoeLemic]

I sure wonder how much Poon he gets. You'd be surprised. I bet he's a serial scorer on most of his dates ...

[@louise9973]

On what part of the human body do you find the dope pad?

[@ElizabethRhyner]

The dramatic reconstruction had me dying!!! This is such a creative episode. Hilarious but also really educating and eye opening.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

I laughed MANY times during this!

[@darkprose]

“I think Lizzie is probably waves. Yeah. Nessie, too, probably.” This is actually the best documentary about lake monsters you will ever see. Seriously. They’re waves. Like, literally, people are photographing waves. That’s it.

[@SyraThePoet]

Her: It could’ve been a stone... Him: no Her:it could’ve Him: no

[@charlesjones32787]

*1 day after his death* "Large prehistoric reptile discovered at Loch Ness today..."

[@thesnowflakediaries5267]

that just made me so depressed

[@charlesjones32787]

@@thesnowflakediaries5267 lmao im sorry

[@MrBlack-vg8rv]

4:25 for actual video of loch ness monster

[@EzraB123]

I'm too sober to be watching this.

[@ozlo4077]

As a Scot myself I absolutely love how the first 20 seconds of interviews are with English people and one called it a lake omg I gen can’t somtimes xD

[@xXxBackflipxXx]

i scrolled down to find someone else who was pissed at that too

[@xXxBackflipxXx]

MasterOnion North tourists I think

[@bazilday3960]

Who all misses the old vice when the stuff was real Drugs,Weed,Wars, etc.

[@BigR376]

There is still that stuff on this channel.... Also on vice news.

[@bazilday3960]

@@BigR376 Jst the old stuff nothing new.

[@andoresue]

1:34 that was some top tier Light-Yagami-level determination 👌🏼

[@Jambunctious]

"Yeh that's a good one" You can really tell she's happy to be reporting on this. Feels like the start of a lot of films.

[@ALGORITHMTICKLER]

And THAT, is why you do not buy any underwater drones off of wish.

[@browndbeanz7446]

"I only just got this." 😂😂😂

[@skwerleyz]

I would absolutely watch a show of her and the Nessie Hunter. Those two are hilarious

[@DrRosko]

"She dedicated her life to nothing, for 28 years..." haha! I believe the catfish theory. I have heard of divers finding them deep in lakes and getting the hell out of there...

[@sket123flamez7]

no way the dramatic reconstruction was spot on totally believable

[@Izzie_mcaff]

"It might have been a stone" "NO"

[@donatonamusic]

Hahaha that final moment of banter btw her and the Loch Ness hunter was pure gold...

[@mydogslastdance]

We need more of this!!!!!, we need more people like this, we must now find all the other cryptids and bring them to justice.

[@selfishstockton6123]

Rita Vrataski Justice? They’re innocent

[@TM-rh7zs]

Cant tell if this is a joke or not

[@otisosborne4211]

I understand completely, i spent years searching for sasquach, i finally sent him a message, he responded and were haveing lunch next week.

[@murlocholmes4684]

Watch out could me my ex

[@realzachfluke1]

3:11 HAHAHAHAHA HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR THAT JOKE. I love it.

[@justfactual]

I said it once, and I'll say it again. This girl is making bank just straight real-life trolling people. Her facial expressions and voice tone is SO FUNNY

[@davidmatos9418]

I’ve literally got drunk on that beach before, seen water and fishes.

[@dyinhope6840]

Really? You saw water while on a beach? Even fish? Far out man that's crazy! .............

[@davidmatos9418]

Dyin Hope I was already being sarcastic there was no point going further dude hahaha

[@unotir7109]

@@davidmatos9418 what is water never heard of it

[@rhythmictiger]

Where's your Dad? He left when I was 10 to go find the Loch Ness Monster Righhhttt

[@Bulltardwin]

Mad world innit

[@bayarea41510]

I thought that was backpack kid with long hair in the thumbnail 😭😭😭

[@jeffreyriley8742]

"Does she live underwater?" "No, she lives in Munich." "Oh."

[@MisterDoctorE]

"I’ve Wasted 28 Years Hunting The Loch Ness Monster" /fixed

[@tadeocosplays7173]

Ms you were extremely rude at points in time of this video. That man was very kind.

[@stoneartisen4216]

There's also the Irish lake monster Tessie in USA along with champ Oppopoggo in Canada Taniwha in New Zealand Hawksberry river beast of Australia Another in china and Japan A giant worm in Iceland And an apparent radiation mutated beast in Argentina

[@nomanmcshmoo8640]

HOW DID I MISS THIS CLASSIC DOCUMENTARY FOR SO LONG!!!! Amelia (Mia...errr...whoever she is...the CC spells her name different every time) is AWESOME! ...and Steve ROCKS!!!!

[@religion_of_rage]

once you have the right humour for this, its such a great video. How unfortunate that so many people cant appreciate it. I hope VICE continues with this series

[@Midnight_Freefall]

"Local man spends decades searching for Loch Ness Monster, finds fuck all"

[@Harshal378]

The dramatic representation is a fetish on its own.

[@icewallowcome6357]

3:12 when teacher tells us a joke

[@plurpee.]

They took us to a whisky distillery before the Loch, so by the time we got there, we were ALL seeing things in the water...

[@SeanRiddolls]

[ 4:30 ] This "Dramatic Reconstruction" is pure gold.

[@eltoro9386]

I need about tree fiddy ...."Got damn you lochness monster no i dont got no tree fiddy".

[@lylecann9265]

'Does she live underwater?' 'No, she lives in Munich' loooool

[@billnalder1017]

I actually thought this whole thing was funny as hell!!..kudos!!

[@gailzhao4417]

I might be able to give you some Intel about Lizzie and the Loch Ness monster since I actually seen both of them a couple times

[@gayatrisomani4514]

Wa

[@jakethreesixty]

Her: "don't waste my time" Me:

[@thelivingdead1728]

''What did it look like?'' ''It looked like a big stone''

[@ianlinn596]

Celtic languages are the hardest I've ever studied, but I'm pretty sure Loch Lochy means lake lakey. Is Scotland real?

[@nailedit7206]

there is not one person in that video that is Scottish, they are all English!

[@sapientia_potentia_est4388]

Um they are British lol Scotland is in great Britain not England lol

[@TexasPrisonStories]

Lmmfao

[@brynna77]

sapientia_potentia_ est nailed it! The Loch Ness is in the Scottish Highlands

[@ianlinn596]

Scotland is part of the UK yes, but is still it's own country. C'mon guys, I don't want to argue about the semantics of celtic ethnicity, I wanna make jokes about how I confuse this video with Limmy's show.

[@ralphmelvin1046]

I was in Scotland 1986, at Loch Ness, first day I saw nothing..BUT the second day oh the second day, late in the evening stays light late in Scotland almost never gets dark... I looked out all of a sudden bubbles started popping up a big commotion and a head popped out of the water and there it was I saw it with my own eyes, I reach for my camera had it up to my eye. When damn it looked at me and got scared and went straight down I couldn't get the picture, I was just a tad too late😉

[@Burps___]

Just as mysterious crop circles have been proven to be made by unicorns, the Loch Ness Monster has been shown to actually be unicorns. 🦄 🌊

[@elliemiddlemass4470]

It is our nation animal 😂 (not even a joke)

[@LGAussie]

When I swim, my hand and arm come up the exact same way as that black n’ white photo of what they say is lock nest. Lol! 🤣 Show me a better example. I do think it’s possible, but not with that photo.

[@Strange_Energy-t4o]

8:15 (Its possible that I would not tell anyone if I had) Sir You are part of the problem. You can tell he is scared knowing that police/authorities are always lurking somewhere to ensure no one finds out about the kind of world we live in.

[@KungFuChess]

Lesson 1: Always tether your bluetooth submarine

[@23Eulogy23]

Jesus.. I know it's a funny subject.. but honestly why throw this old couple under the bus?

[@sidstevens9035]

A good detective always wears a beige Macintosh ! Good girl !

[@DankMemesForAngryTeens]

One star review on vice videos please

[@Harding732]

loch Ness monster sister is actually called Nessie not Lizzy

[@heather3037]

I can’t believe people think they’re being serious 😭😂

[@thefutureofyesterday8136]

I thought that was the real Lochness Monster during the reconstruction. It was very real looking... brilliant.

[@Norib04]

The series we never knew we needed 😍

[@selfishstockton6123]

Georgina Thamesford-Belle No, we knew

[@johnbeck5795]

Lake Champlain, on the US/Canada border, has Champ. Is Champ on the monster hunt list. There's a cracking good photo of Champ on the net. Don't knock Nessie. She's essential to the Scottish economy and the backbone of a lot of research projects.

[@HunterWoodlawn]

“Nessie Nerds” okay I’m stealing that 😂💀

[@nadyyyyyk]

"My life's work.." you're so funny Amelia 😂

[@grellxbassy7872]

Holy Moly! She actually has real footage of the lochness monster at the end!

[@joepullen1050]

I heard anything account once many years ago on Lbc radio show around mid 80s I didn't believe atall but this person rang in and he also thought it was just a myth, his friends were visiting from America and like most people they want to visit interesting historical places, he said he and his wife stopped at the location next to the Loch where the castle juts out, he said it was around 9.30 in the morning, he said they were there to look at the Castle, he then said they looked down as the water broke and two necks heads came out of the water, he said he and his wife and their friends just froze , he presumed it was a joke, he said he had no reason to lie it's what happened, he said there was a noise of an outboard engine small boat coming towards them, they just slid under the water as soon as they heard the boat coming, do I believe, I believed that this man was telling the truth, they had no cameras but he said it happened so quickly, I think my theory is that these lost creatures may either exist in another dimension or possibly reappear as like ghosts or spirits do , as most of us believe in energy and sometimes odd things happen,

[@marcnormandin2877]

"or its getting on the bus to Fort William!" hahaha love it!

[@nomanmcshmoo8640]

I friggen' DIED!!!!

[@amberlinmchugh8115]

All the most legit sightings were in the 30s and the 60s when they were doing construction near the loch. Dynamite heavy equipment etc.. my great granny swore she saw her before the war

[@followtheboat]

Love this. Go Amelia! More, please.

[@InfectionFever]

that dramatic reconstruction just reminds of that dramatic reconstruction of the bear that escaped 🤣

[@Purple777ism]

Finally something worth watching on KZbin !!!! Thanks VICE ❤️

[@ashaydhoundiyal3503]

I have never seen such a realistic dramatic recreation

[@JesseFrancis]

Solved: Waves. I'll look back in again at the documentary they make in 2050 and see if it is still the case. Seems legit.

[@grantkennedy7055]

This is the kind of comic journalism that works for vice. Not that untrimmed dude that complained around a military site ("Can a Millennial Troll Survive NATO's Biggest War Games?")

[@ShlisaShell]

Lmao! Her in that costume/suit down by the shore. 4:23

[@lizards7777]

I think something more rare then the monster ,was the phone booth you made a call from. I had no idea those where still around..

[@gabrielpalma1687]

I am a big fan of mysteries and this video it's well made but is not what we want from Vice

[@gabrielrivera1221]

This a job for Buzzfeed Unsolved.

[@guitoorbenchi]

I thought it was a well known fact, that if you wanted to summon the Loch Ness Monster, you're going to need about tree fiddy

[@Baldoxxx4000]

Its probably a dinosaur's fossil but it's ghost keeps on appearing

[@tvyoutbe7574]

Xxdddd

[@canni3al53]

Not what i was expecting...The reenactment was as real as it gets

[@Sherlock03]

That GF Lizi joke was hilarious due to the unfunny expression of them😁🤣

[@funfairclipsuk_]

Tbh the loch Ness monster has been shown to have DNA of a giant eel

[@ummhwegottaproblem9125]

Am loving this series btw

[@NotaryEducatorCristianM]

Did he ever get his underwater drone back???

[@guccigucci5002]

welp this was a waste of 13 min....

[@babynewyear2934]

Bad story telling

[@jonathanyeong324]

gents this is a whole new level of sarcasm and trolling.....no one does it better than her lol

[@ClassicCityMinistry]

I believe the loch is still around...i believe its a prehistoric animal still alive!!!

[@robinowens2182]

Gotta love the dramatic reconstruction,great work as always Vice

[@chickenzzzzzzzzz]

You know, I thought I'd share this story with you, the viewer. I used to work in an accounting department for an amazon distribution center. Not too many people there were kind, all except for the guy in the cubicle across from me. While everyone ignored me, when I'd walk in every day he would always say hello and ask me how my day was. When that stuff with bezos came out (the business between him and his wife), the whole company felt the effects of it right down to us in accounting. People were getting laid off left and right. I wasn't fortunate enough to keep my job, and neither was the nice guy who sat across from me. I guess I was pretty fortunate because I came from a better situation and had some savings left to tide me over to my next job. Well, a couple of months roll by and I had a new job in the same town. Since I hadn't needed to go back around there when I was unemployed I missed some of the things that changed around there. The distribution center had been shut down and who else was sitting at the condemned front doors but Mr. Friendly neighbor cubicle man. He fell on some pretty hard times and it looked like he hadn't eaten very frequently. I remembered all of the times he made working for amazon tolerable and I felt pretty sorry for him. I asked him "hey, is there any way I can help you out. Anything at all to help you?". He looked at me and said "I need about tree fiddy" Thats when I realized he was about 50 stories tall and was a green sea dwelling cryptid, that it was the goddamn lochness monster, I said "You goddamn lochness monster get out of here". I can't believe he almost got me for $3.50.

[@bigsquatchsasfoot1964]

I thought the German guy with the girlfriend called Lizzy from Munich was excellent had a real comedy way about him . The mad bloke who lived in the caravan was pretty hilarious to

[@jeffreymensah4210]

🤣🤣🤣chicken shop date girl

[@chrisdavidson8525]

Great video! To anyone interested it's not pronounced "lock". My pedantry has gotten the better of me.

[@RaymondLeYT]

I swear done that’s the girl who had the chicken date with ksi and the chicken conoseier

[@hfredydl]

Lol, I went to Loch Ness last year... it’s obvious the locals don’t believe in it but they kept making small jokes saying “anything is possible.” Still I enjoyed Scotland !