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20 Dollars is a lot Drew!
and the slow depressing Portugal collapse has begun
Australia is real I am not a paid actor
aPhatNarwhal
Asher200
Bryton Is The Best
Carmel Saida
Craig’s A Nargin
Drew's Argentinian Grandpa
Drew, Please Follow Amatuer Archaeology on KZbin
GoodOldRyah
IAmTheKidnapperAndiHaveMovedDrewToAPatagonianVillage
Jack Traven's annoying friend
KirinoIsBestGirl
LuxembourgLover
ortin 5610
Drew Durnil is colorblind
Phresh Animations
Robert Elonich
RyeThePie
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
TheGreatRalphy
Twickenhamster
why am I doing this
ZaneyBoi
Why.did.the.real.Drew.pay.his.imposter.$20
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid The Catfish
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[@arcofspira]

Now that he's in Patagonia Drew can finally meet his Argentinean grandpa

[@VL444X]

And maybe he finds some german argentinian Friends.

[@robertwilloughby8050]

@@VL444X or Welsh ones.... (don't worry, we don't prosecute the sons of Glyndiwr any more!)

[@weirddude8885]

Drew's kidnapper was awfully kind to let us know exactly what he's doing on a monthly basis

[@vitumalatesta]

I think he revealed this as a threatening. No one wants to mess with his Argentinian grandpa 🇩🇪👴🏻

[@ISEONIX]

imagine being french

[@Orthane]

Fr*nch please make sure you use appropriate protection.

[@pietropaintXD]

Imagine being this early

[@SuitmationGamingm]

Ye

[@hungariancountryball2928]

Imagine-

[@CasualBritishCat]

THERE'S 2

[@Orthane]

I'm so sad Drew didn't get the fact that Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. And lost.

[@rhythmjain337]

He mentioned it in a previous video, so he knows about it

[@kousvetkousvet4158]

​@@rhythmjain337 he probably forgot let's be honest

[@retinazer7652]

LMAO

[@nathangamble125]

Elvis once came third in an Elvis lookalike contest.

[@robertwilloughby8050]

And Ringo Starr came 2nd in a Ringo lookalike contest. (1966)

[@Charlemagne742]

Ah yes Drew Durnil never fails with the memes.

[@ISEONIX]

imagine being french💀💀💀

[@hyplayer]

@@ISEONIX Magyar vagy?

[@Jordanlukemarks]

Our great leader

[@Impera._]

Bro got Wi-Fi in the tomb

[@King-Chick]

Hello Fakpoleon.

[@janslavik5284]

2:39 This is something English native speakers will never experience, but for us it happens on a regular basis

[@nathangamble125]

We do at least have something similar in English. "Hey, we don't have a word for that. Let's just use your word instead"

[@astronomy384]

As a Russian, I’m genuinely flattered that Drew knows and like “the cranes are flying”.

[@staffgamethegoat]

Man I love Russia I'm so sorry the war has ruined your guy's economy 🇺🇸❤🇷🇺

[@dartmaximus4091]

@@staffgamethegoatLove USA from 🇷🇺

[@gorannikolic111]

ya

[@plowister3616]

same

[@Disorder2312]

@@staffgamethegoat You are only sorry about the economy? There are so much more worse things that happened because of the war. Ruined ecnomy looks insignificant in comparison.

[@FrozenPyro06]

The Charlie Chaplin look alike meme is from a story where he went to his own look alike contest and lost

[@iamjohnfarlow]

@Benadict Tittiemilk yep 26 people looked more like Charlie Chaplin then Charlie Chaplin

[@Dreaming_Cat404]

Imagine not looking like yourself

[@Hannah-le-Banana]

Dolly Parton did that too.

[@marekserocki974]

I have a friend, 18 years old, has problems with 2 teeth from opening too many beers. Yes, I live in Poland. Btw, lighter is very easy, with a little bit of thinking it can work just like a typical beer opener, eyes are reserved for the masters (I've seen it done twice, both times by underage alcoholics)

[@sevenblack110]

German here, i can relate

[@hyplayer]

Polak, Węgier - dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki.

[@janslavik5284]

the scary thing is that "underage alcoholic" probably means 12 in Poland

[@marekserocki974]

@@janslavik5284 nah, they were 16 back then

[@greengreen110]

@@marekserocki974 rookie numbers, i know a guy who stopped drinking at 16 because he was at the point it was damaging his liver i'm romanian btw he still drinks non-alcoholic beer because he likes the taste apparently, i don't really like beer and i've always been a hard liquor guy myself but you do you i guess also why are y'all opening bottles with your teeth? using a spoon's or fork's handle does the job just as well when you don't have a bottle opener, or even catching the cap on a sharp ledge and hitting it till it pops off, some brands here even have screw caps on beer bottles but maybe you don't have those in poland

[@DarkAsasin16]

never thought crusher would become this popular 7:55

[@gertabrokaj5789]

as a fellow albanian i feel the need to say that even mighty poland is controlled by us

[@esajpsasipes2822]

there were strings going offscreen from albania...

[@arushsinha8272]

Petition for drew to chill for one day and have a bing chilling!!

[@shrishkumarsaini3457]

then i wont be chilling

[@ANIMESLAYER33]

He can't hes kidnapped

[@Yes-Bean]

5:11 we was strong him up💀

[@andrasbogar-szabo4722]

7:47 may be the funniest thing i have seen this year

[@hunkai5804]

Mandarin: I have half a million words.. .. Sanskrit: Hold my yoga scriptures....

[@noskill4510]

The Kidnapping plot is advancing, someone has to save him

[@PhobostheDarkOne]

So im guessing drew wanted to be treated like a princess, but that princess was Peach and is why he was kidnapped

[@LeftoverHotdogsJr]

Good one.

[@nichtthunder]

09:25 If I hear one more person referring to the ß as a "B" I'm going to lose my mind

[@maxtube444]

Same

[@border4851]

I can present you something exotic! How about a Russian letter "Ь"? Eventually, no one in the world can spell it, because it doesn't even have a fricking sound attached to it!

[@JediSimpson]

ße calm.

[@Goku83756]

B

[@lalrinmawiaralte7132]

ße mad

[@marcl.1346]

8:30 but ironically with a British tank...

[@expl018]

“We might as well entertain them in their final five seconds” -Drew Durnil 2023

[@oteragard8077]

Petition for Patreon name Day 1

[@bulldowozer5858]

Watching Drew for the memes: Nah Watching Drew for more Drew lore in his Patreon Shoutouts: Yes!

[@diegonayahernandez6801]

2:45 as a native spanish speaker this happens way more than you think

[@Maple._.Pawzz.]

as a turk with great english i can agree

[@greentomic5359]

As a Belgian, I can relate

[@anerdwithaswitch9686]

Fun fact: there is an existing word that rhymes with orange! A sporange, also called a sporangium, is a piece of a seedless plant where spores are formed and stored.

[@keikekaze]

And some famous rhymester--I think it was Stephen Sondheim--said that "door hinge" (or "door-hinge"?) rhymes perfectly with "orange" if you put a strong emphasis on the first syllable and then just sort of glide over the "h" and don't take too much time over the short "i". Now all you need is a situation where "orange" and "door-hinge" would come up in the same lyric!

[@ianjackson4721]

0:43 Pierre

[@poland-lithuania]

7:25 also the trolley may just fall down if it goes slow enough to fall down

[@abhinavsinghkushwaha9040]

10:06 AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

[@rocklob069]

8:36 seeing thing while staring at my russian hw hits different

[@nersharific813]

12:16 “I’ve almost managed to escape!” 😂 …It’s not listed in the patrons list 😮

[@aer0a]

2:22 You still need to learn the tones

[@LUNE.44]

7:00 Drew I swear youve talked about this in a video before. Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest where he actually showed up and came like 15th

[@borisminchev9224]

5:41 i gave my father a beer i bought from the shop, he picked up a rock and opened it like it was nothing. I use my keys usually. I have seen him open a beer with another beer or with his bare hands. Yes this is in Bulgaria

[@123dragonfan]

In Germany it's the same. If you can't open your beer you don't deserve it :D

[@borisminchev9224]

@@123dragonfan agreed

[@aayushbhatt449]

12:00 as an irish, I can confirm that whenever we go to KFC they have chicken jokes

[@undead_6662]

Username checks ou-....

[@HypnoticChronic1]

I love how the Drew kidnapping rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper, I imagine by the end of this we are going to have a full movie that I sincerely hope somebody animates titled "Where in the World is Drew Durnil?".

[@AnDrEi_aLeXaNdRu]

7:40 Bing Chilling

[@freackedman4153]

Since you talked about good black and white films , i would like to recommend "The Battle for Algiers" , a certified must watch from 1966

[@lawden210]

6:21 Serbia: I am an independent thinker

[@imimpo9316]

The Cranes Are Flying is one of our best films and one of my own favourites! Glad, you liked it) The cinematography in it is insanely good! Urusuevsky's other pictures are also very beautifully filmed - with some very unorthodox camerawork (like The Unsent Letter, for instance)

[@catonkybord7950]

5:04 Wow! We have a lot of those humorous memorial inscriptions here in Tyrol. We call them Marterln. (There's even a whole museum graveyard in Kramsach were you can visit them. Don't worry, there's no one actually buried there 😂) I never knew other people did it too!

[@Scotlandball99]

4:09 yay I saw my County!!!

[@dashadowgirl]

Ayyyy W

[@IXScasualty]

The thing about Chinese is that the writing of the language is what makes words different, like English. A word that sounds like Shi with accents on the vowel may sound the same, but given the context of the sentence, that’s how someone could understand Chinese. It’s like English having to, two, and too.

[@lawden210]

7:33 Dab on them haters

[@wingedhussars800]

Solution to the trolley problem: pull the lever up, it creates a ramp and flies into a children’s hospital.

[@brandonwilliams1625]

Well at least Drew can learn Welsh and Spanish at the same time now

[@scottlewis1639]

The stone lions poem is actually much longer than that. It's an excellent piece of writing

[@dunderhawk2438]

10:14 AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED [I dont think thoes are hussars]

[@dontforgetyoursunscreen]

3:20 dont forget sporange which is a part of a plant that creates spores

[@generaldoggy5626]

Bornana

[@TheSpiciestMan]

8:27 hate to be the one but that’s a British tank…

[@ZetaArcticana4006]

Was going to say that. To be fair the Centurion is an amazing looking tank.

[@fighter_750]

Chuck Norris is driving… a british tank.

[@leepreston9637]

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest.

[@Donny_Man16]

9:20 I have a tactic I use where I wrap the leg that's on the outside on top of my blanket so I feel safe

[@lawden210]

0:15 That was just anyone in France

[@salami052]

9:26 Greece: jokes on you,we got that too

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

00:03:07 *no it doesn't* also, brourange, and flourange does

[@ballinlikestalin1314]

Article 5: is invoked. Poland: WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

[@WKogut]

Storage, knowlege, college, porridge, ownage, Stonehenge, courage

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

8:22 haha that’s a British tank

[@jows1374]

heat expands so they probably just burn the bottlecap until it pops off. 5:50

[@Mmjk_12]

8:30 irony is that its a British tank

[@dashadowgirl]

9:20 alrighty my solution to this (only works for ppl who sleep on their side) Start by lying on ur back, one leg under blanket the other on top of the blanket next to the leg inside Rotate to your side so that the leg outside the blanket is under the leg inside and therefore protected from your sleep paralysis demon whilst also not burning you alive or freezing you to death

[@The-Devils-Advocate]

4:24 I also have a Zimbabwean banknote Except mine is only 25 billion dollars

[@hackergaming6372]

11:30 midevial history is badass I like most history up until late 17th century but don’t look anything after than until ww1

[@frustationoverloaded5976]

7:55 lol crusher made it up here

[@Lemon_tea104]

6:45 That is the last thing I expected for a Californian Who does history memes

[@oteragard8077]

Another quality vid, thank you much!

[@LiftandCoa]

2:40 Me, about three times a day *visible confusion*

[@user-yl8dv3wp7t]

8:24 the most ironic thing int it, is that the tank is British 😂

[@baoxidiaoyu]

6:22 Nobody still suspects the Spanish Inquisition

[@raygagnon4809]

The name thanks kidnapper lore is expanding

[@VoyagerJ411]

Nice one from the kidnapper, they will never find Drew on a padagonian or whatever it is called village

[@yoface2537]

0:34 pronounced something along the lines of zhuan and zhakiys

[@panda_panda1149]

2:46 Bruh it happens to me every hour lol

[@AshtonsthemeparkandLEGO]

So yeah Disney is playing chess and desantis is playing checkers

[@LeftoverHotdogsJr]

The Drew Durnil Kidnapping Arc expands...

[@tristanreejakobsen6157]

5:36 not to say anything but im from denmark and i have seen somebody open a beer with the last three balkan things i dont know what the first is

[@clintonmusichub]

0:48 don't worry Drew, start as "as a man from Sweet Home Alabama"

[@DavetheOG]

5:43 same in germany. You can use every and anything…

[@SiqueScarface]

2:10 You can do similar things in French: son (his/her), sans (without), sang (blood), sont (are), sent (feels), sens (sense). Or ver (worm), vers (in direction to), vert (green), verre (glass), vair (walk)... 9:00 Fun fact: While the Russian word for dad (papa) is female, the German word for girl (Mädchen) is neuter. 9:20 The famous song Nyango Star plays percussion to is about exactly that: How it feels if you put out your feet from under the blanket.

[@badaboum2]

The problem isn't that Fight Club is your favorite movie, it's that it's your favorite movie for the wrong reasons.

[@matt.w]

8:47 Me a Pole: I see nothing wrong with this.

[@simonhuber514]

5:43 honestly lighters are one of the most common beer openers all around Europe...

[@1994CivicGLi]

8:23 funny how it’s a British tank

[@ruthrau8970]

Bruh the meme for forgetting a word in your native language but knowing it in English is so relatable sometime I just forget a word in French and I'm just showing it to one friend so they say the word

[@frantisekvrana3902]

3:20 What about strange? 9:00 Those are the same, just said in english for slavic languages and in latin for German.

[@strongmaestro9882]

As an albanian, I am not allowed to deny nor confirm if it is true or not.

[@equilibrum999]

as a stranger, i say that China kongzi all and the Heavens kontroll China itzelf

[@aer0a]

3:22 There's a mountain called blorenge and it rhymes with orange

[@Goldenroses930]

i hope you have fun in patagonia

[@tim_the_traveler]

"...Thanks for that, KFC. I'm going to throw myself off a bridge now..." Drew-2023

[@typhoon4011]

In germany we use nearly everything as an opener

[@kirillnikonov6662]

8:47 Dative and Accusative are switched in that table. No wonder they have trouble learning it...

[@erhansayal5104]

Let’s see how Drew does in a Patagonian village

[@dannyd9333]

Drew, come to the Comoros!

[@beakovacs8077]

The Hungarian language is truly weird, for example "ízlés" means taste in clothes and other things, while "ízlelés" means to taste food and other things. "Tenni" and "rakni" means the same (to put) but they work differently and still everyone uses them as they want. Some say "Feltenni a tűzhelyre" and others say "Felrakni a tűzhelyre" and both means To put something on the stove.

[@4deemi]

Beer openers in brazil: i am a beer opener, an aluminium can opener a knife, or am i?

[@stolenmonkey7477]

3:07 this is untrue, cannibalism is illegal in florida and punishable with up to 14 years in prison

[@vitorgarcia3422]

10:04 this is in Brazil, brazilian cavalry

[@floattank6415]

8:34 also in a MK3 centurion

[@GruffMeteor9183]

when the winged Hussars arrived

[@KurtCobain-vh2sd]

MASTER OF PUPPETS, IM PULLING YOUR STRINGS!!

[@BasedAidencertified]

Porigge rhythms with orange

[@eliancruzyanez8521]

3:24 "four inch door hinge"